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Chinese Detective (18+)18岁以下勿入

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发表于 2009-4-7 15:18 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man suspected his wife of seeing another man.
) D. z: f8 O& w1 Z  |$ ~> So, he hired a famous Chinese detective, Mr. Sui Tansow Pok, to watch and report any activities that might develop.
, g3 z0 S" a( e/ C: s% r& D> A few days later, he received this report:
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* j* c  X! ]8 b7 z* d! X> Most honorable sir:
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> You leave house.% q; [9 ^' p) S; z! @' V6 x' Q, Y" `
> He come house.7 @; }( Y* S: k' K" K8 G1 @3 f: T
> I watch.- [! l2 f1 t* I. @, `
> He and she leave house.
( j" k4 B) e! J2 Q, ]$ j+ P" C; U> I follow.
9 w3 h6 l  t6 d0 P> He and she get on train.4 J5 b% D8 Q* h! j) T
> I follow.
9 q  @6 N. E: g4 \. z! r, J> He and she go in hotel.7 b# v+ {: A0 [! f3 }7 M+ C
> He kiss she.( B5 E6 \  Z; b0 Y: D; Q
> She kiss he.) e8 Y) Y) L+ N3 P* T/ s/ G/ c) n8 x
> He strip she.
" K9 t9 T% X) b& w% X! C- |> She strip he.
: K- B: t2 M, M: Q% G" P. |1 g> He play with she.
% v6 I+ R7 }# J' Z& K" `: w> She play with he.; s# x" }8 \& H" X4 N
> I play with me.- f9 d$ O/ l' r
> Fall out of tree, not see.
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8 B8 _0 ?% Z# E. P( H[ 本帖最后由 propeller 于 2009-4-7 16:20 编辑 ]
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发表于 2009-4-7 16:06 | 显示全部楼层
I play with me!!??
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发表于 2009-4-7 20:45 | 显示全部楼层
太搞笑了。
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5 N! O! @  N9 W/ \3 r6 E$ O" M哈哈哈
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发表于 2009-4-7 21:29 | 显示全部楼层
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