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5 U0 Q# c9 W1 n4 }! n; P1 cA week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.
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- f) @2 q5 G8 K; @* ^, S; U4 rThe man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a8 B/ l) Z# G7 E e) f5 H7 U
little perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure.: L- D" ?+ r; _4 C* U
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We're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'." J. D# }+ M. ~2 M
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( Y0 h) P. r7 H# E1 t) G, jThe doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.
/ X$ }$ x# V8 B+ u" }" OThe next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.
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# d# [. O7 P u* E1 g6 I( G" A$ D The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.
0 f+ E1 ^& e: x# y# DThe guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'( H+ k# M; n& A) k+ l
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The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'
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7 B4 a7 M; A4 G. z- G% |. U1 y'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.. V8 t4 u( T- J y/ G1 x6 h' C
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2 U1 m/ _# ^6 I' c9 Z# E'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry!
: G3 |: o5 N6 g7 f( {3 UWait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.'3 V9 e! h0 P0 o$ ]7 @4 R! y
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