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+ _, n" O" s: @7 aA week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.
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+ h5 N. `4 {5 {" W( uThe man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a7 V8 R F% s) D, b$ {: ^1 ]- g
little perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure.
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( A: U* \3 f; L& u) A# U6 |We're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.# E1 R4 e, X% g+ X, f$ a8 u; D
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2 {5 ~" t8 [9 QThe doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.+ X9 N' g6 |+ H ?9 E
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.. ?5 j7 |$ j4 a* d0 i6 L( x/ P8 J
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* _8 P! C3 m: U! B The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.
( w$ D9 l! ]' w3 oThe guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'& t! K0 V" p6 ~7 c; x
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" a* | I( F% u1 v+ m, C5 BThe Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'
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'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies. q( w, w4 p; V) n) A4 B
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'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry!
2 A% @% P& s7 P7 t# g1 }Wait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.'5 D* o* G( y3 Q
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