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A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.6 ~) M$ X! H4 U8 K" |. Q
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The man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a) L2 U0 T$ k2 e
little perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure.6 u, W: p; P9 P& w/ ^+ Y3 d" g
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We're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.5 ]( T9 L: O3 @) v# b3 l: i
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4 l9 P( ]+ k$ o" R" qThe doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.% q0 m- J B3 I5 r& e5 b
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.
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The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.
7 T7 ]; F- Y! f4 u! P: G8 nThe guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'
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" g" c- ^7 s- k% `9 I5 ^$ V3 a* gThe Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'3 p8 U- X& G' x" a, [' L
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# ~/ V, F3 ]/ h'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies." V9 Z8 d' ` ?$ Q: m8 r* R
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'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry!
3 ^' U4 ^. N% V5 NWait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.'" G3 |8 k2 Z" U0 N
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