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A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.
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The man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a
2 v' O* q. M+ K* a) S% x- Alittle perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure.
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We're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.
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; ^+ Q! t# l/ x9 [- m! U; ?The doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.5 n, D: ^/ K/ D7 g5 c
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.$ v7 l- k2 o) D7 \+ O' J5 n" J
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+ Z6 m' f( H9 J) i2 w9 X$ X The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.
! x# I+ i4 h, I) Y- w. ]" VThe guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'
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0 a% a! q" x0 s$ t. V" ~. }The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'- q) y# F! y, W% f# k9 J7 a" V
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/ q- ^* F, J: s'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.
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7 H* ]! u& K$ C0 v9 d'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry! / C$ I5 _( I) w- ^5 j' M
Wait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.'
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