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A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.
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The man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a
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9 @ M& @6 B2 Z* ]. m9 s! c/ PWe're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.
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' d' K% z# t+ Z+ @( W; ~The doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.
2 x6 f/ K% n$ w# p; j1 E% WThe next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.
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The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.
! c7 ^& P+ L1 c. tThe guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?': k9 f4 k4 Y) x+ C5 Q
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The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'
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'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.2 I; B' \$ {- V: L
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$ A5 x. x& h8 X9 q'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry!
; R: v' E1 x' \2 YWait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.'$ K* `8 Y2 q* C7 ^: n& L; n
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