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发表于 2009-3-8 16:22 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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An American tourist goes on a trip to China. While in China, he is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time.
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) s4 ?( J7 P: N; fA week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.
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The man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a
# e& R# }0 H0 w1 q) wlittle perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure.
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* S$ f/ a; L; f& ?- i4 M) P- e9 LWe're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.( _- ^) }. t( ~. N, c% T, q
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The doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.* k( E4 g* ~% }+ v/ Z2 c4 p. K0 y
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.
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9 [: K1 W1 W- z' I; A The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.' U9 E, B& I# y( q5 K6 |
The guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'
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5 u* c5 Z2 i9 v8 d# W* A  wThe Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'
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'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.& Y. e4 H1 }% K" T% K- R
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'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry! 2 c( ?8 O* D# A. L
Wait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.'7 m1 |$ |, H. I1 H/ Y4 \: x+ Y
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发表于 2009-3-8 16:41 | 显示全部楼层
fall off by itself! 7 X" N* ^0 g! z8 W% X- n1 o
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发表于 2009-3-8 18:18 | 显示全部楼层
it will fall off itself? Like a ripe apple falling down from a tree?
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发表于 2009-3-8 18:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
haha , its so funny, maybe the chinese doc just want him be afraid then he can accept the first opinion.lol...ohh, unlucky man.
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发表于 2009-3-10 18:18 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2009-3-11 00:06 | 显示全部楼层
LOL
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