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: @! @" z2 y7 n$ H! [A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.# D( [9 c( F6 R; a. X
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0 q. @ i$ q6 Q4 M2 LThe man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a
6 Z. j$ p& e; J9 Dlittle perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure.
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We're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.
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9 t. C7 a8 `3 B3 d5 `3 rThe doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.
" E2 J1 O1 h/ a3 kThe next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease." G+ u8 M9 c$ F( v6 X5 q
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, W; i* z( E1 R2 w+ } The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.
6 @; p [) i- l! r5 k( R- sThe guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'
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1 f7 V j) W+ d( @The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'
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1 \) i, [. N9 z0 j6 c" B'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.
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'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry! 0 d S+ b% i" g V" ^
Wait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.'
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