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A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.9 |! U; l7 A% k/ i6 K; |) f- q
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~2 ]0 m; s. H5 B; q yThe man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a: I# f- q$ W* [# P( G
little perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure.
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0 `& ]( J$ C$ D% ]We're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.
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The doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.2 n5 O. T1 g& j! Z( r( o
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.$ o5 c' d0 m P( o
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The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.$ e8 Y, i) {- a( }7 k; ]3 s1 P2 s
The guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'
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The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'
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! m; }# Z3 k0 f$ V5 r2 H2 @- D'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.
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+ ` j, d" w y5 z'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry! 4 C4 A N3 V0 {, w* Q5 R
Wait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.', ~5 y# M- k4 D8 c0 { s# i
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