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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. 8 m; _# @' R9 m u+ Y
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
I5 A/ w7 v4 G- @" j1 r- x7 ZThe frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.' . h4 G, V2 T. Y) ?; a. I; T
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.
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Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!' " e& d$ N; a. ]- |5 _1 N- c
. G( U' B9 Y% ^2 ~# @ mThe woman said, 'That's okay.'
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q4 O2 I( w6 s& ZFor her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
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The frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'. ' g4 ?# I8 u: f' u1 f" O9 h
: e0 ?; G" t1 e* {7 nThe woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.' / l) E7 k8 h) W+ g4 r7 \. T0 d9 B
) I% y$ c9 ^! \) b" sSo, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!
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For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
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The frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.' $ C" r) b' T) U) C* t* H m3 @
. B) Q0 {7 m: x% c7 KThe woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.' ) ?, x- T! o# _( h
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So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world! % U, g4 \7 \8 t+ b$ r/ h1 m
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The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.' ; F# P d7 j) i. @
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Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them. : H& g) x& u+ ^% @8 z
5 C6 B! R9 g1 |3 f: a& V; o/ CAttention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you.. Stop here and continue feeling good. H. e! W) N* g
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Male readers : Please scroll down.
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- r' t+ m' }7 g; p' G1 zThe man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife 3 M- V% T9 r- v) F8 F8 q+ }8 \
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Moral of the story : Women think they're smart.
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Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show
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PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!! |
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