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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
3 a/ ~: k& H5 qShe went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. 7 D: d/ ^6 \4 j, Y
The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.'
. z& e( [! l* m/ pThe woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. * ^! M( l& Q9 }7 T
7 b5 L9 |! T6 l4 x+ sWhatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!'
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' [2 Q7 M0 a; |; C) K$ IThe woman said, 'That's okay.' # `5 z& C% T& x9 S: _7 W0 H
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For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. , `) @8 I3 p. h4 E U; _
9 y% R$ [0 v* D0 J; }* M1 G' cThe frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'. * S6 ?. l" O- q( o1 [* P
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The woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.' + y; e/ i+ Q7 s
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So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world! 5 e$ \6 C' D# g& Q1 s
( u, |" N6 }! C9 I5 NFor her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
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3 N J5 i: f ^+ J$ mThe frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.'
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6 n1 e5 h: s6 W5 J! ?The woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.' * N$ ?8 ^, d' Q5 y1 F& d2 O
' b: \. R/ o8 p2 i, u' A9 mSo, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world! 2 D3 y7 E4 T4 q& l* Z( H6 O+ ?
, f1 u9 n' i- F. dThe frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.'
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+ E0 n6 {: X. R* k( E$ N4 h$ @Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them. ( k2 W+ L" x2 P) [$ X
, ~4 t' v' O- [7 @ l- j) \Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you.. Stop here and continue feeling good. , T! X2 w# O5 X& O7 Q& R
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Male readers : Please scroll down.
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$ k& ?! Z0 {0 k/ Y! s: yThe man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife
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Moral of the story : Women think they're smart.
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( A: R, e( G) y! U$ Y. E6 FLet them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show
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; q) ^8 x6 R/ J/ S! V+ ~6 K" U1 H, mPS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!! |
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