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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
7 g) ]7 F1 m# K: P3 }+ GShe went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
9 L% Y! T4 u* v0 x& ]# Z- |The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.'
( G8 @7 J( d0 Q- }- U5 g( D! H% r( lThe woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. 1 i+ g# U, [" i1 \0 E
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Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!' # m9 E0 g" b N" a0 L5 A) e7 f
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The woman said, 'That's okay.' ) ?' G( D) T, V' a
& v* A' y3 Q2 ?/ kFor her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. 9 }* P- E+ j) s0 \/ Z; u) ]
" [; n! I9 t) y+ \# ]The frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'.
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0 o( M7 W8 g4 [4 ?; mThe woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.' , {8 c0 x; M0 T' G7 r: v
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So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world! 0 Y/ S. }! z5 t+ B
- R1 {3 [6 `" e O' a) jFor her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
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The frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.'
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( D2 q* G! Q8 [ \$ LThe woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.' 4 e9 C& q: J$ e3 h" A% }$ V
7 d( T' v) {2 uSo, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
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9 |9 ?; z2 i, g1 ~9 m1 v3 T- V `The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.' # K6 ]2 o# e4 Z) n
) d+ t: [3 U3 R# k& q! j/ r7 `Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
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0 ^6 _. l. q' i' S2 V" hAttention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you.. Stop here and continue feeling good.
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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife
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* L Q- ]8 h9 l7 h. `* }8 v0 rMoral of the story : Women think they're smart.
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Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show $ U/ G9 ?2 E0 D/ a& x4 t
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PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!! |
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