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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
3 A! N( P9 l; Z2 }( f5 LShe went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
6 Y4 U) w7 X9 W4 ]7 ` r/ E3 C2 z4 `: RThe frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.'
: J4 z9 R! F3 J& [7 ~' e- z* uThe woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. ) }) }1 ], P( L% S) u7 b- v
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Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!' * W2 g. H) X" L9 A9 ]# U
( p( H6 u' D3 I- P% v; zThe woman said, 'That's okay.' 9 o( X5 u& j# j& |
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For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. : D# _2 A$ y4 K2 N. R. z+ a
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The frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'. / D3 Q& R) Z# n; L
( {) T, `/ Z- _9 P; [5 t( Y5 wThe woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.' 2 U! ~8 M% j& q- V
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So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!
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For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
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4 O0 O# g8 w5 P- e0 F" MThe frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.'
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1 [. `3 b3 P: |# X8 a; y0 iThe woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.' 2 g. ~# }6 e4 `' r, q; ]) O
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So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world! / P% g6 ]( ~; M' w7 \
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The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.' . C5 d! h2 t9 q2 ]6 I/ ^
1 @, {" F& H; T1 F9 Y9 vMoral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them. 7 x- R3 b6 M4 q* X6 I; U$ x
% W: U/ I5 p9 `) c8 YAttention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you.. Stop here and continue feeling good. ! s9 b( [; Y. X4 `) S# }
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/ a( q2 \: H& lThe man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife
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Moral of the story : Women think they're smart.
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d) X# H4 v' S( MLet them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show ; Y' g* l$ ?* n$ i4 ?; g% s
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PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!! |
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