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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. 2 t6 h4 a, M$ d9 M
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
3 M! v L9 _9 V4 C' `$ v: zThe frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.' 9 p8 H7 x# l H; D$ @
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. " Q+ ~& y7 O Q, [. l" \: G! f
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Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!'
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The woman said, 'That's okay.'
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For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. 5 x3 }# ]- v& i, y9 B
2 I1 V8 _, R# e. Q) B! e% mThe frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'. 8 {8 `2 x) C* {9 p. F$ O' g9 {
$ j: [$ P Y" x' v/ z+ _4 xThe woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.'
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So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world! 5 _7 {; i. c- C4 C5 q: I
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For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
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. @9 l0 k& J6 b2 Q5 ]The frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.' - | t! M( A" B3 M+ E1 {
( g0 ]5 i9 n2 O! @The woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.'
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So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world! ( q% m" j6 h$ O
2 S. _" F3 B, n& @- LThe frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.'
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Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
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) h' H3 ~ h9 ~0 HAttention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you.. Stop here and continue feeling good. + ~! w" v; s2 F
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Male readers : Please scroll down. 5 i5 U( h* P: ~& F m7 }: o& U
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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife " l8 i9 Q% g0 H/ i7 t9 G& Z+ |7 Y" e+ f
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Moral of the story : Women think they're smart. 0 _9 t9 Q1 @( Q* N' H
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Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show
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PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!! |
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