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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
( n( h3 S- P- x3 g2 dShe went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
3 p% t3 _ P9 sThe frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.' 4 S ~+ `' J3 M6 b8 M" Y* ?8 t
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. & R- P$ G. M$ M9 ~: z$ S' T7 k
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Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!' - }+ w# V& m. ^
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The woman said, 'That's okay.' : e% m/ f- q) Q- b6 W+ Z
r( D' p j& I& vFor her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. 6 U$ q. E) [. D5 p. Y# D
z$ {. w# J7 p! A& C+ b/ v( tThe frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'. - s- `, |! L$ ^* z8 h r7 ?
9 L& `( o; }4 r% H0 JThe woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.' 4 }: }, e/ h/ K- g" Z$ {4 S1 e
9 l0 N3 X5 N5 z. W b+ J0 S( USo, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!
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For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
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8 H3 [: A; s* s2 a5 jThe frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.'
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The woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.'
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3 o4 X' P6 e" v" f) iSo, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world! i# ?6 ]1 T) w/ ]1 u( E: D. f
! Q* L; L$ o; U4 o+ Z' s6 K) I7 oThe frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.' / }+ G! V) a( W% c: }9 ^
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Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them. + J/ x& \1 k6 ]! v/ `0 O7 }
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Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you.. Stop here and continue feeling good. 1 i" P8 s, S* i/ w4 M# O) N$ T
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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife $ p1 d! W* T: `6 D/ I
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Moral of the story : Women think they're smart. ! }: i! p4 o) V/ F
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/ t- D6 {6 {' z( B: o" DLet them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show
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8 @6 ^$ P$ O- gPS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!! |
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