 鲜花( 1)  鸡蛋( 0)
|
A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
9 N; f5 |- ?. y/ VShe went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
$ e$ [$ P; W/ S9 e7 pThe frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.' : S9 S0 K! ]9 Y0 r. z4 r
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. 0 z0 _1 ?7 Y, E( p
6 M; g) a" q* N; ]Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!'
* U' m7 Q) }) B; l3 r( v( e8 O( e. }) w/ q: I
The woman said, 'That's okay.' 7 i- A" w1 f! u, v( J l
/ m, L) B6 W+ y; O- ~6 B9 k! ?For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
# K/ ], ^/ g$ G& {1 T( P4 o5 p& I: O4 Q8 T; M3 ^6 H+ q
The frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'.
! f; v" k$ g; Q, @0 G8 A
7 B6 c7 r; b0 [, ]" ?8 J3 }# P) O/ oThe woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.' , A, |2 n$ o5 B
- j0 v5 R% Q3 ]5 o9 q' ^
So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world! + n [0 s' t# T- Z
8 e5 N/ t2 S7 Z' Y/ B6 ?, HFor her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
6 b. H: `/ |7 ?( k) D- H' s) E% E) H- K/ [. H1 }. l4 d E
The frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.'
' s; f$ k7 q+ Q
# h+ a( n3 \, w% K+ T9 Y- pThe woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.'
3 O% {/ O0 b5 _/ K- a6 c; \" U# ^* D0 w ~/ l3 N c. |2 v
So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
- u& ^, j" {! U* L4 u
, D1 \% p1 M- {0 U3 n5 A$ I0 tThe frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.'
: h( P& r& l( Z, V0 m* M k
/ S2 U K1 x- M4 kMoral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them. 2 K% @' m. G) [6 r4 T* ^* n
) h5 Z/ x# f( z2 f. O
Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you.. Stop here and continue feeling good.
5 g) B1 _/ A) @' Y7 t1 i4 J
; N0 I5 X1 w: x8 I9 SMale readers : Please scroll down. 2 x7 p; G+ C8 C- n; @, k0 j1 Z
5 E$ S0 o0 K7 q) `% Q
...
/ Y! S' _7 [+ _: L) Y- G) h... 7 e* h. m! V O+ H5 p
...
/ Q% y# i- C: v1 h: n( n& n- t6 f... ' |2 U3 R# [ y8 O O: T
...
9 R' v. ?1 p/ l; P& J... 4 X# ?2 ^* i# }$ I6 Z j
...
' W3 _/ T1 ] Y... 8 [ m$ v3 E( I3 Z' B/ ]) f( _7 @
...
, r9 N' O0 z4 m( R, N+ X! i! kThe man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife % c) `- f, E/ u! o0 }1 q9 s& ~3 d
5 g9 P Q% \' J1 v% r+ r4 NMoral of the story : Women think they're smart. ; t) f, V) }" b7 a
- e# Y @. h7 l1 ^/ s+ S
" m# x u% A# n& X( YLet them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show 3 T7 p3 U* x0 {
* A5 P9 B$ E3 h
PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!! |
|
狗仔卡
发表于 2009-3-8 16:19
提升卡
置顶卡
沉默卡
喧嚣卡
变色卡
显身卡
发表于 2009-3-8 18:21
