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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. / J* f( R+ Z! D0 [0 n9 j
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. 1 Z" H& Y2 M/ K6 ~7 S9 d
The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.'
- }! w" W) a, v( r1 P; {" O: H( cThe woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. - w, Q2 c5 k5 m9 v0 A
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Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!' - Z' w4 Q8 x2 @$ x" k
8 q7 L& W& c5 jThe woman said, 'That's okay.'
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For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
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* J! R( x$ R# j% t5 D& BThe frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'. 9 }/ ]3 V* b: ]+ b) h
0 c) m' j! F8 K+ e6 i, zThe woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.' 6 P7 U$ v1 u" O \- ?
3 A, U0 D6 z/ ?. K/ wSo, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world! ; ~; S) |. e/ Q" d* g
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For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. 6 A. E# ?! C3 T" Q
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The frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.' . u% a2 T" g: w$ M& N
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The woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.'
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9 S3 L# u2 c* r' t# z8 w4 `" QSo, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
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_. F8 k8 H7 t1 a% @' vThe frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.' % I) L' I6 I6 z
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Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them. . y& u: }- l7 h
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Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you.. Stop here and continue feeling good.
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# m, U, P+ [' y8 ?The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife 7 u1 V; t. C9 h2 o: D) w
$ `$ S6 P* y8 L% G! p. g% Q& ^Moral of the story : Women think they're smart. ' [3 q0 S/ b0 d& i2 B" \1 X
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- b# _2 Q5 T! ALet them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show ; j& L. N( F. e+ Q
7 P* N8 a6 i" H# H2 D% i* k! ?2 JPS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!! |
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