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Canadian idiot' p5 v! w5 V# g% |7 K) j. r
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot& x& B: s* I2 ^/ i6 c* Z! `4 P3 q
Don't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut
1 Z2 z5 w9 }( W" X) c) `And do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?, d9 {5 b X1 [( K& \
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed
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$ |, ~4 H- u. N; I: |% J; mThey all live on donuts and moose meat/ Z+ b7 v: e% z+ S( t- f Q
And they leave the house without packing heat. i: P9 @) h7 n. U$ N" V" G
Never even bring their guns to the mall+ ]4 @& m+ K# d! {
And you know what else is too funny?+ h2 L }* @# ~( d/ p
Their stupid Monopoly money
6 I$ n- S3 C9 w3 Q2 ~- pCan't take 'em seriously at all
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Well, maple syrup and snow's what they export- ?7 l* [0 i; @( c9 Q5 l
They treat curling just like it's a real sport- i& F7 C1 v& j2 s
They think their silly accent is so cute
' e7 O. Y1 T9 m3 s0 J$ VCan't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot& ]' H1 b t5 z1 f1 t1 Z
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Sure, they've got their national healthcare9 N! }5 K4 w; i5 C) s
Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air, c ?, z$ P! h1 d1 Y+ z
Then again, well, they've got Celine Dion
# k& k& R/ y: k4 R. o5 j, TEat their weight in Kraft macaroni% U/ }7 E/ {7 |
And dream of drivin' a Zamboni" e3 ~2 `- @. }0 w% ?% v5 Y0 @
All over Saskatchewan
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! G) K+ e5 A1 I( O! gDon't wanna be a Canadian idiot+ z: r* t" w4 i; `8 s
wont figure out the temperature in Celsius
- I9 {" a( |( l: E) uSee the map, they're hovering right over us' k$ W' T% q n! o( |. K( O
Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous
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Always hear the same kind of story
5 h1 K$ e T% T+ ?/ k( M2 eBreak their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"
7 S3 k8 A5 Y8 e ]& W6 BTell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?
9 U+ f/ n% P3 O" \) c; y% eIt's gotta mean they're all up to something
$ V0 d5 S$ K) V: xSo quick, before they see it coming/ o# b" G, `9 D/ \
Time for a pre-emptive strike |
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