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Canadian idiot2 n, d. i+ f& a* [
& s5 K6 w4 f; }( }# H$ EDon't wanna be a Canadian idiot) E4 M) m6 y& g; [( H
Don't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut- m. V" g& t6 P6 ^$ e
And do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?
( ]. w* w: {: o" c/ n' b) }I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed3 \, C, o5 d/ S8 H7 y- R
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They all live on donuts and moose meat
$ J6 f2 k* Y' e/ MAnd they leave the house without packing heat
$ q( \2 T M7 N7 a7 ^; x: FNever even bring their guns to the mall
: ] G0 ^7 W- L+ {& w8 DAnd you know what else is too funny?
n/ C, u& ~0 C+ qTheir stupid Monopoly money
; j: Y; J1 N+ SCan't take 'em seriously at all
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Well, maple syrup and snow's what they export
( u( Y" \+ U: b2 {& x q" p, hThey treat curling just like it's a real sport
. k: V4 ?) i- G' b0 a/ a& C; q6 uThey think their silly accent is so cute
" ^7 y* H% {: s/ i. rCan't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot! A3 I5 x$ h, V# u5 L
2 P8 E6 R. j- ?+ nSure, they've got their national healthcare
( [4 ]% J- \$ j4 a- U9 dCheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air
# p6 F+ Y/ H. f% D+ u, e! ]8 lThen again, well, they've got Celine Dion% M* r+ o2 @ p6 U) ?" E i" W
Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni) e4 B3 u7 `5 _& y
And dream of drivin' a Zamboni4 _2 _- Y0 P6 A+ p+ L
All over Saskatchewan$ I3 ?) G7 n) X- a- Z& c$ s7 L
3 J6 P2 R F5 `Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot# }) T' V9 I$ ^' ?% ^
wont figure out the temperature in Celsius8 v0 Y- c7 u1 I
See the map, they're hovering right over us) g# @: A' n1 U7 ^4 x* J" n
Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous
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L7 B' Z5 n& O# }Always hear the same kind of story
9 E( _; \- v1 `) _Break their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"2 k" f: a0 e. n+ U
Tell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?
! s; ~1 ^1 K2 t" k% w& n/ ZIt's gotta mean they're all up to something( m& z) j' d+ b% |% `
So quick, before they see it coming, S5 `( l# `! r0 |4 H0 m
Time for a pre-emptive strike |
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