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Canadian idiot
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5 b8 z# k. r2 ]; VDon't wanna be a Canadian idiot
$ }2 E" P1 N& {3 C# B7 T: RDon't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut
B9 g! F1 \" Y: L: gAnd do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?, V6 ]) e" Y1 G3 M+ L, A
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed( N G! @' M' m& {+ e5 K
; c) x% ?9 j$ V- L6 w* M3 c" pThey all live on donuts and moose meat
4 ~/ N( |+ I. G7 aAnd they leave the house without packing heat3 a" Q# o9 J9 q7 O3 i9 Y
Never even bring their guns to the mall
- {0 i: s1 K' B! }! iAnd you know what else is too funny?
$ [) V; ~- o2 H5 zTheir stupid Monopoly money
2 M9 M' r4 ~6 D$ PCan't take 'em seriously at all
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# D; f8 N- | L0 ]6 y; cWell, maple syrup and snow's what they export
5 @5 J3 g% [2 m4 mThey treat curling just like it's a real sport4 d% O2 k" R/ h
They think their silly accent is so cute
' h! W. W, w* cCan't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot
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Sure, they've got their national healthcare# B8 K7 Q' D/ `0 R/ i* a8 j
Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air i" l3 T ]7 O, j% _$ H; q
Then again, well, they've got Celine Dion: Q7 X9 h- ]3 \+ o" M
Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni
' y9 s$ n& A, _And dream of drivin' a Zamboni6 c q5 G: b2 B8 F5 f {3 H4 m
All over Saskatchewan1 e7 [9 ]; ~) ^* T: e+ @$ i
' s& ~2 C" C8 p& }Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
" x9 W$ K- h6 o0 Lwont figure out the temperature in Celsius, n$ h/ b, i a% e* I
See the map, they're hovering right over us
3 B& X) B4 V: p" s& E0 KTell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous
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Always hear the same kind of story
: r3 G2 r) f* a" o& Q3 l3 BBreak their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"# |6 A4 X9 a6 V# z
Tell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?" l* e8 D ?0 {( e8 ^! }% p I
It's gotta mean they're all up to something6 a( I) A. I4 p2 U1 _: b
So quick, before they see it coming
5 Z" e) Y6 H# _$ S& dTime for a pre-emptive strike |
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