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Canadian idiot# ?: e! @3 m, v
( C. O# l9 W6 C- W" yDon't wanna be a Canadian idiot
5 z f# O6 Q. R; K( A% F. H7 qDon't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut
! h9 E& |: Q3 y8 I/ zAnd do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?
) o" D/ W1 z+ X0 ?& JI never learned my alphabet from A to Zed
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+ {% H# q6 K$ s; l1 Y* K, W& U; ?$ pThey all live on donuts and moose meat/ m; |8 ^% [ {& e0 M
And they leave the house without packing heat
: \9 b3 N5 _' L0 O) `! WNever even bring their guns to the mall9 k( q) v1 v5 ^
And you know what else is too funny?1 G0 w: b& ?% V" j+ g7 Z, w9 i
Their stupid Monopoly money
' ]5 d& I: G) LCan't take 'em seriously at all ?7 y$ x4 `' ?+ ^
. o6 m. M8 s! _0 yWell, maple syrup and snow's what they export
. @* }) R* e4 a& m: vThey treat curling just like it's a real sport
9 I/ Y- O5 D: k# e0 b/ \' \2 FThey think their silly accent is so cute
+ y- \; {3 b1 A9 e; B/ _1 [9 R- tCan't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot
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Sure, they've got their national healthcare/ k1 f7 p1 e- H+ P, V: {. n
Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air
1 w% r9 H* Z8 T! V/ i/ f% e$ xThen again, well, they've got Celine Dion
; Z' T! F# ~! W: }8 I/ B9 LEat their weight in Kraft macaroni& w1 a' Y" w/ O* B1 x$ u" F
And dream of drivin' a Zamboni
7 p+ c" ^1 R9 tAll over Saskatchewan
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8 F! n/ L* k* D3 e8 M/ e+ G8 t5 GDon't wanna be a Canadian idiot
! K* Z7 z1 P/ L# ?wont figure out the temperature in Celsius
" Z6 `, [2 ]. G+ T, o+ x) QSee the map, they're hovering right over us
1 x T) u9 t; T$ F4 s7 RTell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous
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Always hear the same kind of story, t9 f+ M k( i- }( x, v* ]
Break their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"- j) ?: X: @ ]4 R" R
Tell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?; D" L% o3 P. x; p, I- c
It's gotta mean they're all up to something
8 h6 z, N1 L, x' d. g, sSo quick, before they see it coming# F2 L" M% R! g. ~, S, [/ M
Time for a pre-emptive strike |
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