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Canadian idiot
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot, ^# p- e! g& }- W5 L$ a# O" i7 C
Don't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut
% r/ P; k7 Q/ |And do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?0 h8 x2 j# W1 w* }
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed
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They all live on donuts and moose meat
4 `% m$ ~8 `. j# v% H! b MAnd they leave the house without packing heat8 M; ~& l6 F- h
Never even bring their guns to the mall
# p- }8 m) M; VAnd you know what else is too funny?
5 ^& L" v" u7 l5 O9 J& QTheir stupid Monopoly money" J5 q* K6 h, p- v0 a% {) q
Can't take 'em seriously at all
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Well, maple syrup and snow's what they export; c! l- \) h l
They treat curling just like it's a real sport
5 `+ R* g% C |% w) Z" ^They think their silly accent is so cute e0 {1 y/ a& f6 i3 V
Can't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot7 v! Q& @, J1 N+ o& o/ V
+ P0 I7 ~$ V" E2 I+ MSure, they've got their national healthcare
2 ~& s% J$ q8 V. w" BCheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air3 J% X; ?% h% A6 h8 j( t. k
Then again, well, they've got Celine Dion; J/ P) V8 o0 W% i& B
Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni2 b6 A7 F8 s8 C7 D N( j4 E
And dream of drivin' a Zamboni
~% ?# L6 s) UAll over Saskatchewan: e& ^) s8 e$ `* X& B& {
' N3 W i5 _# T/ R( ZDon't wanna be a Canadian idiot8 j$ e1 A8 h/ O3 u
wont figure out the temperature in Celsius
9 k! _3 K' v0 y9 \; ^See the map, they're hovering right over us
% W2 _( K" h% ^Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous
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Always hear the same kind of story
& }0 h$ L h( [! T2 rBreak their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"
! i" ?) K; \. V- g% Y7 Q* STell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?
/ R1 M; g l- l( U+ f% MIt's gotta mean they're all up to something
! u5 E& }" g; {) N; b! nSo quick, before they see it coming
; C6 U+ } b; t; R3 K/ `Time for a pre-emptive strike |
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