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Canadian idiot
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
& b3 k( e# }7 C8 ]5 b/ B8 ?Don't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut
: g: W4 ~# h5 \* ?$ z5 e) @And do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?2 A* f) R/ S8 Z/ _4 l. `8 E2 C
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed
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They all live on donuts and moose meat, G! S @. W! p0 X5 j+ M
And they leave the house without packing heat
" U3 i( h9 `' U/ n, }" CNever even bring their guns to the mall- } r6 ?/ O# F* u+ T% k$ w
And you know what else is too funny?- c$ b5 Z5 u$ z
Their stupid Monopoly money/ a4 a2 W. B) k# w
Can't take 'em seriously at all
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Well, maple syrup and snow's what they export( Q, }' k- h! _" j& v" ]/ @) M3 u) g( @
They treat curling just like it's a real sport! f/ ~8 C8 z ]" E3 ~
They think their silly accent is so cute
: u3 I9 d8 @4 }/ x. U6 SCan't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot
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6 n0 ?1 A0 a; ^4 W- O& C% k4 RSure, they've got their national healthcare5 @2 d, B6 [; |( N9 B
Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air& i" b& Z! `" ~$ f# @+ _1 E
Then again, well, they've got Celine Dion
7 |2 o, Q3 I1 ^: ~Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni
, M1 P/ w& x* |! L8 E$ EAnd dream of drivin' a Zamboni/ K. e$ X! e8 _5 h' @& @
All over Saskatchewan+ {& _9 l0 x6 V* A7 \8 o
& N5 t7 Y* ]8 q. @' y" V5 S- H; u' d9 H3 |Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot S5 P3 L( f6 Z) b1 o1 ~' u, J6 ^
wont figure out the temperature in Celsius) ^: l* u2 T! c9 }" N0 F0 g6 f
See the map, they're hovering right over us
/ Q' O& X, t. x/ K6 T# J4 iTell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous
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Always hear the same kind of story
0 D6 L& ^! z8 b' _' YBreak their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"6 H( Z* f+ ?. t) x
Tell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?
9 `. U% L& ?: g& q! p$ H! c3 } e: HIt's gotta mean they're all up to something6 d8 } T$ Y* T% W7 u
So quick, before they see it coming0 a2 s, } n* _5 _
Time for a pre-emptive strike |
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