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Canadian idiot1 n/ a" H) G' T. G. o" ~
! s8 P: ^1 b6 n+ X2 M4 zDon't wanna be a Canadian idiot
( Q$ V- f( }: ?* g( QDon't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut9 h# Y& `1 z" m; C' ]* t. @8 a
And do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?. U4 V. Q0 ~: o- D
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed0 V h7 L7 v/ C
+ L2 Z( _1 I0 r7 V' P- g IThey all live on donuts and moose meat( ]( M& C: ^* q; w
And they leave the house without packing heat4 O l2 r/ R( B9 Z) E/ @, h
Never even bring their guns to the mall
0 R* G& u' [2 E$ K6 B6 b$ F8 T, B" DAnd you know what else is too funny?
+ C1 ~2 L! w/ N5 t' P2 m1 hTheir stupid Monopoly money
# C* H. t6 g0 e% P. `Can't take 'em seriously at all
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Well, maple syrup and snow's what they export; Y8 I+ Y( x5 p" Y! q- d( C3 X. f
They treat curling just like it's a real sport0 [2 M+ z- _, X6 Y$ L
They think their silly accent is so cute, J3 M3 i% I* z* ~* R! Z9 Z: e8 [
Can't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot
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Sure, they've got their national healthcare
: O+ ^; j$ k& tCheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air
) d% o' J! A' i( D8 [# [4 z. eThen again, well, they've got Celine Dion2 y. Z+ p$ ?- V8 ]- g9 `
Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni
u& W9 b, p- e/ M3 G/ XAnd dream of drivin' a Zamboni
- J9 c6 b9 e0 c- U( r# Y+ gAll over Saskatchewan& i( V0 }) S' w% Q6 C
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot$ `6 H4 d6 S, t3 }3 ]
wont figure out the temperature in Celsius
8 w" e5 V! y! t6 `See the map, they're hovering right over us
: x! t" O1 {# f& N" u: ^9 oTell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous
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I: y& F0 h5 PAlways hear the same kind of story. ]. P7 _2 R( E, W; d
Break their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"
5 I- _$ U9 n' s3 I3 _* RTell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?$ d5 ^# {: {" R- c3 p/ _
It's gotta mean they're all up to something
/ `6 \0 N" p$ s( J" J- {/ nSo quick, before they see it coming
r5 m& V5 |, H) i0 P, Y( DTime for a pre-emptive strike |
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