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Canadian idiot
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, {0 [- C3 Y" r" rDon't wanna be a Canadian idiot
+ w3 L! B8 c) K; Y8 Q5 JDon't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut3 B8 K0 _9 \$ h- Q! H L- \% H: D
And do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?- b5 T5 F' j" [, Z
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed
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They all live on donuts and moose meat
$ I0 x, C8 S0 m& s% b' O* iAnd they leave the house without packing heat
6 h3 B& ^3 {1 k2 ONever even bring their guns to the mall$ C5 U* l. A K' n0 r8 k
And you know what else is too funny?% D& p/ C) j% }7 D. \5 W& b4 _
Their stupid Monopoly money
$ u# ?3 N; |/ f0 w/ D7 kCan't take 'em seriously at all4 n1 r. Q9 p' ]7 z _$ {
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Well, maple syrup and snow's what they export
+ z8 M0 |2 c; S5 w4 t1 R8 BThey treat curling just like it's a real sport
/ h; W# z# x. {2 xThey think their silly accent is so cute
+ u( y) O' p) a0 h% yCan't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot! L) a2 E. F- E" ]' C4 `* l+ x
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Sure, they've got their national healthcare% e% m* J$ |+ Q. C
Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air
& G( \- |7 O* C gThen again, well, they've got Celine Dion5 @# O8 K2 E& g5 K# C Z
Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni* f$ G. G, Z+ d# ^. n! X
And dream of drivin' a Zamboni
% V9 J; o d3 _$ V0 t. h" Q* JAll over Saskatchewan
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
& c$ V/ W) Q) U( F( O" zwont figure out the temperature in Celsius9 l0 G2 m& e Y/ c D; ^* r
See the map, they're hovering right over us) `, k1 `! P& x: |
Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous
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Always hear the same kind of story
+ j" E O1 ^% j ?. `! h, w$ \# [0 zBreak their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"& j6 n$ C6 p; {6 J, {
Tell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?
8 r# T% U2 D, x. G7 \It's gotta mean they're all up to something% W# ~% e/ _* a5 n
So quick, before they see it coming
$ e+ c7 W5 w( P$ w* N# I4 xTime for a pre-emptive strike |
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