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Canadian idiot
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
; ^* X0 t5 E, u9 C- U; M j' UDon't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut/ p3 w$ ?$ H( d# o1 K+ k/ N/ B+ g
And do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?" l" N2 @% B& _! d, K
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed* Z" D) w; `9 p9 f
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They all live on donuts and moose meat
. g H, G; ]7 E7 [5 S/ uAnd they leave the house without packing heat
1 @6 n! g1 x1 Y5 p. r1 _Never even bring their guns to the mall
' o8 C1 j1 X0 p) K( R4 `And you know what else is too funny?
) v9 y. |5 L! ^8 G# a% ATheir stupid Monopoly money/ y; W+ X! p4 }: J) ?% c
Can't take 'em seriously at all
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; U9 L+ [. c x G" MWell, maple syrup and snow's what they export
, `* I5 M4 ~) \* m- u' y7 iThey treat curling just like it's a real sport
" I7 n5 U( i/ Q9 {They think their silly accent is so cute
. }, w9 ?' |' g/ {! ?3 @# P8 kCan't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot) _) n7 Z7 ~! ^5 b3 B5 L
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Sure, they've got their national healthcare
% [2 p o, W/ z. b: i* ^Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air
# t* `" X& O, `% KThen again, well, they've got Celine Dion
, O B# d/ E$ XEat their weight in Kraft macaroni
x* e" ], q* J- r# `/ m( W- ^And dream of drivin' a Zamboni2 j3 }+ z2 } P
All over Saskatchewan
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" z6 ^6 |! C; M* Q+ e3 eDon't wanna be a Canadian idiot
* p4 R2 | O- b1 ^wont figure out the temperature in Celsius& t8 N" d# `$ U; z; H4 J
See the map, they're hovering right over us/ `2 [ u6 O, N4 a& ]7 K* t
Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous
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Always hear the same kind of story
, C& F- C/ r7 l% ^' a6 n+ J) t kBreak their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"/ [) ]( E, ?* h c+ E! t
Tell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?
, z5 \; J$ v, S, p+ a& \It's gotta mean they're all up to something6 h2 i1 |# J* |/ Z; }" @
So quick, before they see it coming7 E7 R2 \2 c8 J5 N
Time for a pre-emptive strike |
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