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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:$ C" t( h) W! v' d2 j% P+ h
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.. a$ R& Q H1 C3 H
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/ ]; p# d" d/ }# R2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.7 d7 X& t+ F( B' J
+ l+ U1 I. X0 \( R4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens./ G Z2 v, Z: J, S- m u9 H
& R8 F8 h$ D0 \5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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, C. f7 ?( j4 R$ p( S6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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9 b: ^3 P' {8 {2 I6 T, Y! ?8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask. X. Q( w9 U0 o8 P
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.0 v0 ?1 E' Q% w5 l5 U- x* x4 U
. _. P6 ?* u3 H9 l. H10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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9 |7 b4 T5 @7 I# v# U6 g3 Q/ a11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!: {$ ~( p. z$ r- F8 u
1 @$ |$ J5 k8 `7 r8 W; \0 s( ^14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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And; last, but not least!)
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