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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol$ M) r1 E- [3 |
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0 R) S1 m# j" ?9 { MThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:' C$ X0 |: h4 f( v# Y! U
! F2 Y* n" I. r N5 c1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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6 u) ~9 z+ ?" Q) w) s2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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: I2 G" L8 p, {6 y1 l# v$ Z! T3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.( k t" T9 h' n1 L/ r, e, q" q3 f
% Z0 A1 Q" o( h [5 B4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.: G- X2 C" p( S. C, G/ P3 _
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.: ]5 I. a9 V0 R1 h i) m
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' t, u; Y* e3 F" I7 m8 \. t8 q6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.& @; z8 y k. @+ e, V
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask. ^2 s# \9 w: x1 \# ^
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.6 O$ ?6 K2 E( V5 ]# Y$ I
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.6 r# \0 |( L T
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.9 C; r7 f1 k: z8 L
% g" @/ ]5 C4 i$ D# O0 _13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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And; last, but not least!)
( `$ e, w: R. `) c15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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