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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:3 K/ c$ _2 z" K
0 g& B- V9 e# [! m) n1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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! o6 ~9 P$ Y' Y0 O: Z- q/ `0 c1 X6 q2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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9 C# h1 h- D/ V$ y- |$ ?% H4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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3 m6 H: @% k& M) g. n- p5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.4 c) l9 Q3 D# T$ }1 D
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area/ q" i* k% E4 y. ` Q9 c
& _! v- W7 a6 d7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.- V H: U; v: }
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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2 u9 F8 ~9 E/ t& y10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.' f8 [# g. u# m/ \- `0 D; ?
# o' `/ w" v, S4 F+ V11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.% _# H% u b$ b% P6 y" l: W
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.% j2 w; l3 k( o1 s" u
1 W8 _8 k9 i; L# M3 [2 l13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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. ?6 i+ {1 w* \" W14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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