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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:4 F# x* c$ l6 s4 ?6 @( D
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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0 _% Z+ n2 Y! L$ a7 D2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.& Z; v, R) E8 h6 X
; u7 ~/ i- C* e0 Y! X3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.9 h: k+ H A% C2 _. ~$ d
* F4 d3 V3 I [$ l4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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# L1 u7 d$ I: M, ~$ B+ X% {1 `5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.9 D" {( g0 K! l6 {' }1 k1 w% S
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9 ]; r( m7 K3 o5 H7 R, o+ g6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area; `$ H" {/ `. T$ B8 C# T, g
- a% P; |7 p7 j+ P; Y& l7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.7 x$ i# P* b- L! Y3 c
# C! S6 G: q* _0 y$ }8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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6 c: g. }8 C/ ?1 p @9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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0 {& a, n5 O! x$ [# {10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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' G6 m' K' P$ G/ W, H, Q |11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.# j3 L0 i/ Q4 N! D7 k
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% v9 D$ h- P) [4 c14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!( v: r5 r( z% U# \4 N+ X" _
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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