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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:% N1 U& O0 M7 S* T' O
9 B: B& Z# U, f+ f; |) m% i1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.. d! q+ g. q3 a- I, K
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7 B: Q; E0 ^9 N2 W( H9 V2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.6 l4 b& f ~! h- j& k
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.' l( h' O) f3 f
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.& }3 n+ X" ~4 e
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.6 Z( |7 R1 W9 ~- q; P
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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& e0 K4 f6 k& R' U9 |+ E9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.. {7 e# u3 b+ M$ U$ N
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, R% o% t, A$ _12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!# E$ [1 `0 S* r. K
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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