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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.. @4 z' a8 ?6 ]9 ]5 g9 [
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.; }* A& Q8 k# F+ P% K$ h) K3 d N
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.* n- H5 G) ^6 n
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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+ X% G$ c- ^$ ~# q' a$ t" p8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask' P6 E' P: g. O8 |" T5 f% {
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'( S( x( y6 t d4 I' c. K
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme. i. m% r2 E9 j% A
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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And; last, but not least!)
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