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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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& n2 e( T( c+ _# |8 C( I2 EThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:2 d7 W- o/ P% X- C
! Y, ~1 E4 x @' |$ Y* l, A1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.) N- b! k- ~- e; ?, R
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8 A% r: F8 K- D# g* ^2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.; E1 e8 X/ ~9 w5 L2 _
2 E9 E' p% w" {+ `) n: k3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.8 M3 K% P# _$ G9 f( Y% K
$ L1 | j3 n2 N1 K3 o, y2 r4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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& S* @# S3 k) i( {. d8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask6 q" }3 e/ B( @9 K! m3 V5 N( ?% r
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.5 B9 W7 A/ h9 @4 \: [- u
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.+ V# H+ E4 K# h8 S
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.: m. @5 z- i5 n7 C
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!" H6 U: ~% d( }
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!6 s9 H" L, c T* X: B! I
$ l5 g& Y2 y3 H& n9 a2 {And; last, but not least!)" j4 p) l8 W* U$ h1 @
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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