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looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you: n' M: c1 ]$ ?* k+ Z; G( e
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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, q" c0 u' b: G2 S V8 {The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.( T2 }* ]1 }5 `6 _
$ p6 W' ^ n- Z4 I! F QTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
" \; ?4 P0 _$ D3 u2 m1 o# a2 o4 @) kI am, God. I'm still waiting.'
. o' W2 g8 ^; PIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier' q, J/ s( S4 z. e0 U
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and0 X2 L; C4 G2 ]( _1 d6 Z2 d1 s! t
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The7 O% l! n: _3 q8 l& N. g0 E
professor was out cold.
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,4 s) ^# A) ]# H' G7 K$ `( k
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and0 }5 U6 A: d4 `2 r) C, p7 Z2 J/ E& R
sat there looking on in silence. ' |: @: Y3 M! h& a
* v& O# T9 P# HThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked. z* a( ?2 }9 \( z+ D5 y& {
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
& ?* q1 f0 r# L3 [: Mwith you? Why did you do that?'
8 K0 q2 u3 n/ C; G) L/ `" C- WThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
5 W+ F( s. U" x% `" @8 N! aright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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