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发表于 2008-12-5 12:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
3 G% l. ?7 u# F3 o0 J7 D: Blooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you$ X1 V4 q/ l, ]
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' 0 J% z% E# W+ A  @8 o) J/ P
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.9 j4 f5 }! \, H, z$ Z/ H* Y
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
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It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
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cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
' i5 P4 k; H6 F, I" tprofessor was out cold.
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" S; k& _) \& ?The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
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sat there looking on in silence. ' X- y! }9 g8 }. f5 D* O
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked# C' L3 z0 J: z, ^
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
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The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:11 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
9 R% b3 G/ X" |3 q. Y# P/ d- rOne day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
4 Q. |/ b0 ]9 ?looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you* l6 J" D- c- m( A' k8 a
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

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. N+ b. ]" R" J  }( M7 U下次让酷暑这样试着问问god,看结果会如何?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:16 | 显示全部楼层
what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
The lesson is: be careful when you pray.
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发表于 2008-12-5 14:42 | 显示全部楼层

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hahaha......1 H  z2 k9 J2 m. ?
so true...
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发表于 2008-12-14 14:41 | 显示全部楼层

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