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looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
8 r# i" F) s4 q) b( W2 v* s% dare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' # M: M( Z6 r3 E- n
z% {( b9 I. e1 N5 [The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.' v" x% Q. i1 S! n, K7 Q
3 U! v( f' r2 \! ?' R: s8 jTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here* p7 Y0 [6 s" T- ~8 X
I am, God. I'm still waiting.' 2 O6 X: K( R5 Y9 Q9 g% C
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
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cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The7 T: q* e( q9 R4 d
professor was out cold.
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7 w) R2 D! C$ L* R. h9 uThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there, K+ j. S2 f+ p, K
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and- S @# i, x4 t: x3 N
sat there looking on in silence. % m2 F! _0 N- I/ e; i! q
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
{0 a( b2 f2 u7 X; Eat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter* L9 L0 _' q* b3 I
with you? Why did you do that?') M4 f- w( e& s! i
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting 6 Q5 Q1 ]# ~$ I
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your! q+ C9 D4 @ }: h
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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