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发表于 2008-12-5 12:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and3 A  _, t+ o) T- ?- S/ L
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
$ b- @' d1 Y6 h1 Care real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.4 h1 z4 c  Q% X6 X4 f
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
1 o/ ^) I: Y! E4 LI am, God. I'm still waiting.' : G3 c$ V6 @( F$ `
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
9 o2 Z( N1 V: J+ x/ ein the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
! \9 @5 U* |2 ]% V/ Scold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The- j: e; u6 n0 F& _( d9 R, Z% ?
professor was out cold.
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
; p( I8 Q. g% x8 o7 C+ b3 qsilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
% S0 K; ~; K0 @; c+ dsat there looking on in silence.
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
: I# r9 q0 W8 Dat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter) B1 ~* K( u9 N9 U) l, @
with you? Why did you do that?'4 G. [7 M, m- \+ I* S
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your* V7 J7 O  o, S, R/ H% V' R. S; L
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:11 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表 9 B+ ?) B$ c+ H
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
* ~) K$ _8 f! P6 p2 L2 n0 Alooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
% e# w) Q+ ~$ M/ I# n/ bare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

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' i, f, T# A2 @7 s1 Q下次让酷暑这样试着问问god,看结果会如何?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:16 | 显示全部楼层
what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
The lesson is: be careful when you pray.
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发表于 2008-12-5 14:42 | 显示全部楼层

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hahaha......; P% y" [' P' h" I9 v7 j- {1 \
so true...
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发表于 2008-12-14 14:41 | 显示全部楼层

楼主的观点很好!支持!

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