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looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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1 [ I( q9 a+ ?# J6 w; ~Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here; s% i8 L2 z1 V' ?
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
7 `, j5 e: v: Z5 U( H" e3 hIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
# Z% g& @+ g4 x. p" r1 C0 Cin the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
3 @3 k1 `% {4 o% x* tcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
2 V5 P! I! p; p) q2 P' x7 sprofessor was out cold.
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,8 f3 I. G. F2 V# \# a, s
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and5 S2 l8 Z0 v( [) A8 k! O
sat there looking on in silence.
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9 K9 T) Q5 K" l% j9 o8 aThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked: |# w* u3 L- l
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter9 ?8 t+ [, d' F. N/ v. C4 t1 Y* N
with you? Why did you do that?'
; \. R0 I7 o7 @7 bThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your$ i6 w: s2 V8 O; L' S/ P2 v2 `4 v
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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