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looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
$ }7 i* S; q- W8 f pare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' {. m5 p/ g" ?
F4 ~& R. a7 p) B! e: ?6 l% u& N$ f+ ~The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
3 o# Q- \ v! _* J' d; {7 eI am, God. I'm still waiting.'
8 S8 s5 s: t( C/ iIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier2 v0 a9 L3 g( o( E' k: Y
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
' `+ w+ K F M; X3 Q( scold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The' }, S* t1 Z& j q/ j! e
professor was out cold.
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# F" o% j" q0 g! v Z* CThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,4 t3 l9 O) c5 E' K- ? \7 V
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and$ E G z, ?& H
sat there looking on in silence.
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked5 j. y. }2 X6 {# S) b7 e7 h5 i- o
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter/ `1 ]) w) q$ m% _# G& U" p3 H
with you? Why did you do that?'
2 G' i& w1 h: I3 A0 yThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
" P P% ?: h! Q" kright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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