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looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you1 |( I4 `9 q5 \' z
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' - ]' P, h( {! o `. Q$ o0 @
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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0 C! y- x0 N" T$ k1 T4 K! QTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
) m" l8 T5 B1 d5 Q9 _4 cI am, God. I'm still waiting.' 8 C6 K- Q. _( N
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier5 R5 Z/ [, F0 a6 I
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and/ V: u" l3 O: Z7 Q( D3 v. Z' a# _" e6 x! w
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The) E2 @! S( u, |5 f' l7 }! t
professor was out cold.5 y) r+ K, A4 e3 c# k
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
+ i( U' t$ i+ rsilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and1 b8 q% J$ D1 s+ \' E: n
sat there looking on in silence. & r* G+ n7 F; c$ `' w
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked( w+ d9 r9 h, S9 [
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
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The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting % Y& {3 f+ R, r
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right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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