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 One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
3 G% l. ?7 u# F3 o0 J7 D: Blooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you$ X1 V4 q/ l, ]
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' 0 J% z% E# W+ A @8 o) J/ P
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.9 j4 f5 }! \, H, z$ Z/ H* Y
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
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It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
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cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
' i5 P4 k; H6 F, I" tprofessor was out cold.
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" S; k& _) \& ?The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
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sat there looking on in silence. ' X- y! }9 g8 }. f5 D* O
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked# C' L3 z0 J: z, ^
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
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The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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