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5 n/ u9 g& L) ?; w: T5 i# Clooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
$ j/ s' n8 V8 fare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' 3 x" c4 }) m& t ~" I2 R
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.# E& R9 `/ N O n: |% x4 ?- H6 i
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
7 F1 k( l7 M; Q9 T" s1 k& S0 n, OI am, God. I'm still waiting.'
# p, \2 T' w# sIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier: D8 X, j# p M' Y- H
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
) n$ v$ G; x" G" J( O& R3 B: M$ P# wcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
1 w U% Z: W0 n$ Gprofessor was out cold.! W: x: {! D5 c. A/ ~; c
3 X: o4 H4 ?" a) w/ ^The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,/ ^! N E! |) g' F( T
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
& F! ^6 k% j0 [# j4 y# Msat there looking on in silence.
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" V! [3 n4 f( }* K$ O0 J1 p+ K$ wThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked6 U9 e* ?' I6 z, Y9 b, i% f- u7 d" @
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter! I' P) X# ?8 U: D& Q! J& h
with you? Why did you do that?'
% l$ \8 T$ Y" N: i* w4 wThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting # \( z% b( O* t# K! x% x8 M3 c+ V, Q! E
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
?4 i) }* i$ zright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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