God is busy

秋染红叶

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
; {4 D6 c' M4 Flooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'

% |7 k* E* e" v  y: u# i/ k. AThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
professor was out cold.
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
0 U$ s2 h2 s( N" X3 B" Jsat there looking on in silence.
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; O! f2 M8 Q4 g" oThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
: {1 @6 k2 q3 Q  Zat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
) `# ~* Z; l4 k) G" N9 E" Hwith you? Why did you do that?'
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'

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原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
- N5 q/ Z: @& J6 v* pOne day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
; ^4 n# ^+ x5 nlooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

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下次让酷暑这样试着问问god，看结果会如何？

prouddolphin

what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?

亦非台

The lesson is: be careful when you pray.

mp4bj6ivian

hahaha......
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