Risk and Moral

秋染红叶

This is not a new one but in English this time.

I was a very happy man.
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
5 f, _% I9 ~8 gThere was only one little thing bothering me...
0 n3 u" H6 S' g) o! ~It was her beautiful younger sister.
) N: u  E3 P4 _! g% G0 pMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
/ I5 y+ F- n+ lShe would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
3 b4 m1 a4 `3 bOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
# D  H% C( a7 m( a  H5 ?She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
# n, l& T- b0 Z+ C6 r4 ^With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
4 ]' D7 Z1 w0 q: s8 [We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
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Always keep your condoms in your car.

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