Risk and Moral

秋染红叶

This is not a new one but in English this time.

I was a very happy man.
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
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0 |1 ]2 r, H5 ^  @! dIt was her beautiful younger sister.
$ ]; x" f4 q* N, u: T7 s+ M/ EMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
  R3 O: L' C: ~( Z  qShe would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
9 T4 M1 S- [5 v* vOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
7 Q' Z4 g1 U' H0 ~* K  n' YShe was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
+ Z- n  [0 B$ m: n% jShe told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
* l9 C- ^9 x; j& c8 }8 cWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
0 l1 q! U8 n, E/ o# EI opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
' a5 g! l. Q* l( W5 K; y# q4 \Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
      

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Always keep your condoms in your car.

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