Risk and Moral

秋染红叶

This is not a new one but in English this time.
" J! F. [. p. [. N
; }  O0 T& j1 \- PI was a very happy man.
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
There was only one little thing bothering me...
It was her beautiful younger sister.
6 I9 P, J7 h. r' R* J# tMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
. m( B8 {! F/ m% }It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
1 m. j% B; X4 _0 e1 y1 n0 s3 DOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
7 m" ]6 Z- t0 Y+ f$ {# ^* I: ZShe said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
- V& Q; m; l4 w+ RI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
/ s, D0 ~1 j# @: ^7 G4 g, C, lI opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
. O, u  L" F3 G* vWe couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
6 _3 b5 j! ]) B( n4 W8 i$ D& u+ h      

. u, [& w8 m1 {0 @$ _.
. r2 g; [! v; i/ B" N- S+ D.
.
( ~) L- k; h' \; h) J4 v1 r.
6 @; t* y' h5 r) {0 s.

% B6 l& Q8 V" b. ~; u( `Always keep your condoms in your car.

猪刀小试

晕，万一没通过测试，老头可搭进去俩姑娘～

billzhao

通过测试的恐怕不多