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This is not a new one but in English this time.
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; A6 Y# B# ~2 I ^! S# U' LI was a very happy man.+ g9 T7 e9 L$ w
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
( t7 M- ?% s6 S! W XThere was only one little thing bothering me...
! w3 D- Q4 I9 b bIt was her beautiful younger sister.$ r' V2 A+ P, c6 i3 T; u3 Z k
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
% a5 \" D* N$ v1 I5 u* |' G1 q9 GShe would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.8 u5 c3 d4 _2 o
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
) ^+ J/ f4 w: oOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.0 V8 P9 u9 |2 @; Y
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.
& s8 V( q2 D# ~She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.: i/ p: i" I* S
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
) A$ {# W! \6 [; kShe said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
) Y9 {9 H4 p! H3 Y% m4 aI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
& c- W( z* I8 @; Y6 b; v GI stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
3 D3 t% Y" d FI opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. f' T2 W2 u1 Z7 ?4 E
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!; [8 o" K& L; P$ m" c% ^( Q
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
- }# A+ [$ j9 K9 ^- |( ~6 p E& TWe couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:( m# |* Z, g9 S; z
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