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This is not a new one but in English this time.1 P$ { E1 [. D. u* W
: ^2 H9 }6 A. Z" X- q& A" b E3 ^I was a very happy man., ]0 c( Q5 ^% |! e. E2 t+ q* M7 H
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.& Y. I' _7 l7 A, X: h
There was only one little thing bothering me...0 q& D$ V A" b7 D* ^* z( P3 |
It was her beautiful younger sister.2 h; b8 I u' r0 I8 r
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less., t2 b ~4 r s
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
4 b; f6 z2 Y' D; `It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.% ~8 K- z1 @% g( {; f
One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.% l7 I% [: ?' v! u
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.1 ^4 k. t/ V8 a1 o# A0 V1 ] t
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
6 y8 S. F9 n! l# C( `2 A* W7 c% [# n( XWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
Q2 C/ Q0 N0 Q( L ^, XShe said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
% a% [: U, |& ?9 [3 PI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.* ?; U! J: \' P4 e
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
" }5 y1 l7 N0 q8 j/ A6 V! qI opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.2 |- e7 G/ i* B9 {4 W
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
7 r: t" h2 X( P; l) zWith tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.9 h8 K0 U& Z0 o% @ s, T7 J! ]5 J6 x* F
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
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