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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like.... ~* }& h4 w- _' Y
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.( g- X; c5 ~! r) h0 |5 n2 v% w
" e" c- P0 \2 V0 L2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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# l9 d3 L! c8 b3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.. H5 \1 a2 [5 G: ]1 O, s
7 g; q9 k, c- a: k4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.: o r. f4 r7 ]- G8 |; Q
$ k; u y, B$ J3 u- y c5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way. v/ O# E# v) i" N9 k- ?
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.' U, d# o; P) R9 r E
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.3 g! l @" F4 X* {. ~; Z
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.( C6 e$ w+ W4 Y! m5 U
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.; S, ?# @( e6 u
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.% W" I% z& M6 [ |1 B2 W
) ]8 S% Q2 w6 A9 E3 C16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.+ r! m0 l# _% F1 r3 u# @' s& j
8 p7 U! D0 N2 X) }4 L# W4 Z18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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- Q5 y8 C: S- Z: O7 ^, E19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.- P0 w; K) C0 }9 h
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.; k! b/ k7 \( z
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.' Y+ L0 t1 s m5 y- N
& C& U% E. T+ x; W23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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0 _% b/ O0 H2 }/ `8 \: D25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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