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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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/ a4 ^) K: }- d1 l: c' f, B6 P6 @1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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" l# `6 S" p2 q. {0 P3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.. l3 u, C$ P6 o( q; G; x* u
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.+ U' q' o4 R* |- |. ?! {6 r
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.$ v$ e; i3 @7 K( a7 @
, j; J% I: j0 x& A4 X/ w7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.! b5 m3 x b. b
8 r. D. z0 q- l/ @- C1 F10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.; [1 u3 K# ?, D5 B
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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1 K" n1 y; d/ P. j( L7 O5 E12.) Super glue is forever./ c! Q' H9 \9 J3 c8 U
% Q. f! C5 s7 D* R13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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5 a# G2 S- s8 N5 w1 y+ m& Y9 p14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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4 ^) e1 b x r0 N15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do., m1 Y9 w, i9 | W2 e& L# w4 ]# z
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.8 O% _* L4 }/ L" K2 {! u* M% r1 k* _
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.0 @3 [* ^$ U6 I1 Z, i6 z
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.. a6 E/ M( H0 q" k" t/ y H8 O7 ], W
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.$ ~8 \. ~9 g4 @) S3 h
# i3 F% N2 a/ R1 I$ V21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy., Y! Q$ G1 c) E" E1 y
7 c5 y4 J8 D: D5 Z& s: p. [22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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8 Y ]1 q7 @" N23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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( P; ~' ^' {$ s7 S$ R25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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