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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like..." S" u9 V0 _; V' N8 z: J
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, }( `/ d! T7 N2 U4 j& l* |& c1 k1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.: Y( E; F3 u T/ f* b
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.8 u' t# T* A, N2 z( X
+ N; k6 \ H4 ^( w3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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1 X- w; s; c! S8 i1 @% c% r8 z4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.* o, D$ o; t+ l" \
g- v [4 ~1 G* [5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.: I" ~0 M5 g4 y! G( {
1 Q* A" W, M9 r, k) l6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.7 f& L( N: v3 u. \# p P2 d
/ V, o% I+ N$ O5 N& p4 G4 a7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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2 y( @6 }, n! F0 k/ e8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.' O4 g- E+ v) _2 }+ I5 W
& J: [/ v* z' V7 @9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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1 F* R0 }' `8 y4 u+ z5 S10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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" b6 O9 K# m* _, A& Q' L11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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/ f8 p T. v. \$ i1 X- Y5 n12.) Super glue is forever.2 Q, J6 @. N; N$ S/ X! j
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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0 [* K9 x9 C: ~. `3 Q14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.9 Z2 Y6 C2 @$ H/ N3 Y5 X& f, c# v
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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+ A+ i1 l2 }2 N# t4 r16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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( n* v0 r& Y* f17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving. G: O" V' t6 d0 Z2 \! B: ]
, m2 s6 a8 E2 h4 D8 j& F3 r18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.6 Q/ k2 w+ g5 {/ y7 ?! {9 }1 j
V0 o4 L9 {/ X* e20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.- d8 U0 Z6 X R. ^% I
: ], y, d( C7 f' |3 J21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.: u9 F: V9 i. q) c. r0 J
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$ m! `. W9 v6 z: A3 x$ z4 s23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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5 d) k2 c% S/ B5 U24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.& J( w0 B* {7 j+ k/ v
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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