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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...+ h( k+ u4 O7 o& v
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/ i* d1 ?: Q$ L/ s4 U1 H1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.& `" l. o2 Z# b5 f
' b. U* M Q: v/ l2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite." h' @* P& q- D( o4 ` M' c
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.# B# r: p/ r2 ]1 \( V3 a. I
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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) i9 @& g1 Q& g( P5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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7 Y. h0 R2 P; h- x" y6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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L. k) V" \6 e, ^# k7 G0 z; h7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.9 O& B1 S7 n8 W3 d$ Y1 H! _
+ T, {% @9 a# |4 m9 c8 C% _9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.& Y9 w4 ]" k0 Q( F- b) D! i
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.' D0 X* ?4 i9 [, E7 g6 x
% T& Y7 G$ b# s11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.; \4 w$ {' o+ I) P+ n; ?
& R7 ~- i9 W2 E$ d4 Q12.) Super glue is forever.% J. t# `: v1 m5 B. p1 O' R$ N$ j
7 a* v4 _& T& m4 A13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.+ k3 z0 H, e6 u7 P0 ~
, M3 K% B2 Z' s$ t+ |% w3 e& w8 e14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.& E6 R2 D {0 A" V' M
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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& h" k* `+ @/ x( {, t16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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6 ~& a" W5 U# f* D17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.5 K) v/ W% R' E: Q- v" ^
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.8 P7 E1 A* U' _$ l% P m
" @6 C8 v8 v% `6 O19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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: y: L4 S2 W& _; Z20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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# L: L$ d5 e0 P- X$ \! u21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.9 _& `3 b1 J% x' m# v
2 h7 @& m# ^1 U( T8 T- l22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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7 k7 ^6 I: A7 a9 W5 f/ N23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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) N6 n- O7 Z- i$ p) A2 a, B25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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