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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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3 _, [8 h8 Q- d6 G- z4 k% s1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.1 K% L& j* C+ [- q& |
, w2 s9 O' C) @* u2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.; m; {/ j+ t2 X y0 J+ P
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room. Z ^) K" ^/ k5 ~5 E
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.; ~. ?* P/ a/ E$ o2 c
3 h! C. S; S% U5 Y. m2 r6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.( z4 ^# n. |8 q, W
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.6 j$ ?" K6 \- s, Z( K+ f; ~- W W
- g% [% S5 d9 l! C, {, Q# j# i9 D% t% @10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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( {8 B6 F* [0 h9 z2 g$ f11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.( e! b4 o. ]+ u
% X* S7 m8 ?6 z$ b12.) Super glue is forever.2 J G7 o" U7 O
3 ^( L( l1 j$ f0 O" Q13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water./ V; T4 t6 ^: T" @7 u
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.7 G* H, w' I" M S% S+ x7 P+ [
: [! o& c/ `: |0 D16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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/ k- s: f! G% k- r# L17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.' _! |2 q) O( J2 x! H4 ?& y
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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& u: h1 O. _$ H5 O' j5 N23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.) i. t6 g C8 @" u
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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