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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...4 r3 Y9 O* `4 q
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.6 C0 w6 i& j1 X4 I
; X) @9 r$ S! R2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.0 K- ~. A" L- e* t
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.$ Z8 n8 b" {8 u. q' e3 |
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.$ p# ~/ P& n B) D; a- \
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way." z& z, ^4 P; Q- _2 A9 V1 j
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% y% [4 u3 q: Z! J5 b7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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2 Y9 Z$ {! s& p4 u8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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& f- s: }# k" s6 Q9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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! o3 q: {7 o$ l/ ]9 v. e" d0 v10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.; Q- a" X+ n) m5 l. F
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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* k0 w$ n S- z; I) h+ a12.) Super glue is forever.
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. W3 J4 {: [* J13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water., r+ _! F& S9 y( D8 X5 }' B B" y
1 g! V1 @9 }/ W; g14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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* `% a# d5 T/ U9 h- g% N16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes./ p9 |5 v% e9 G1 L' P
1 q$ w" t1 \( K: H0 u) ?9 P* C. w17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.- Q6 ` G7 k b0 |) `
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens. W& E4 A1 Z8 U6 ]2 \
5 F* H4 h) v4 y3 Z u20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.; @- w1 j) i- b6 I
9 F$ Y) ^7 T$ X! V9 ~( }# s21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy." x! l% `5 y" L0 }- _( t
q% y9 k" E4 T, P$ p$ T' k! }22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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- P; i' E0 B; V7 _0 a24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.' O1 r3 F. t! @6 X* }* G. w$ V
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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