Why Boys Need Parents!

老杨

This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.
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Why boys need parents...

老杨

老杨

老杨

And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...

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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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6 B$ ]7 U+ S4 q8 Q5 A/ Q) X2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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- L$ ~3 U) v2 t6 M# b4 |  N3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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1 D' Y: n) Q& E9 k% M4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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" C, d* g/ @* d0 I" k: ^6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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  v; x# @( r$ b" X8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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( Y8 i4 d! _  J' i( w10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.

8 l& X, u. A( A/ p- a1 J11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.

7 P; Z+ Y+ n# V! G, X8 Y9 T6 b13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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' _3 I+ Q2 h/ p. ?8 E: u* E" Q( f2 X14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

+ V( P& r% O9 [1 p  g4 m7 K* L1 X15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

. S9 w. K0 s9 b20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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6 d) B1 @" @2 b& t5 i# S21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

8 A! N, o. ?) l24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.

25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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