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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like..., D3 d ?$ c6 d
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.6 I2 X) u5 ]& u G: ]& C' M
" A. x1 @5 A, k5 N3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant." o7 _4 s2 D. p7 D& h. O
9 m8 @9 O7 t/ C3 ^% @4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.* l8 W" j; @# v) l! k
9 o2 s! |# T3 Z3 q8 Z5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way. w' D" D! j0 Q9 D4 A
1 t8 U: D: s! o1 x5 E2 l6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late., U' b! ^+ X. b) I |4 f9 u. k# h
2 {( ~! F& _7 b, j3 X' P8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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: B7 {# S( J: j" I0 p10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.4 O& Q& y* I' w# t0 B( W3 d6 P
- L! H/ ?, {# V$ r8 m6 |8 U11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.1 b' z6 h% E X+ M' b' J
; |* Y9 t, |$ R' m13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.. P, D3 f2 t/ s( [
r' O! s7 Y. q/ [14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.( B. s1 _. ~% |1 t; ^/ q2 R
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.' f6 e4 {! A' v# [
" [3 h( b9 V( [ D+ }18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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3 k2 T5 T1 @8 i6 P$ L5 m" }- ~19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.! |8 x& X0 G# Y$ }8 C7 S
) F1 O. R8 ?1 b/ w20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.' X/ }) w g, }5 j# o" v
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.3 Z: e# h7 d* E, Q
9 [- Q& {/ D, P7 |22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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3 R6 G7 I( @% V24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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