Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
3 E. ^+ @8 @# K5 D- B8 [6 k3 q'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   
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1 s4 {: |2 W( I: D! b; k: m'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
'For reading a book,' she replies
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- g  d: r- K) E5 F  ?# E2 L) S' a'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
3 r- d1 g) q* ?( X'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
1 H4 I1 v2 `) [, P9 A 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
0 a0 J& y* B+ u4 Y, @  \0 P6 T6 {'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   

'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.
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2 {1 \. |5 I3 u" }! pBut a funny story.

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irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

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# m0 P! r- u4 c[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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