Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

' {& Z4 r0 a6 I' ?9 \Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   
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$ E' X1 y' p! \, `" _'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
/ o" n7 E" f( l/ Z& G'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
  R$ I1 K7 G, E8 F5 N# R. J! K0 g'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
'For reading a book,' she replies
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( x: P* [( ^: J$ D! O: n'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
; T& y- h/ v/ ]3 M'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
! w% F; _9 c4 o'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   

  w: `1 i( K, N- C'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

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billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.
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+ M9 \( W0 K) K! cBut a funny story.
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irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

HAVE A LOOK
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sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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