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Don't tell me your age; you probably would tell a falsehood anyway---but your waiter may know! ; [0 A. _, n0 l1 \
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1 k( D- o5 i1 B. @6 t( X> YOUR AGE BY DINER & RESTAURANT MATH
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' w% P( M8 U% [% P/ I6 F7 R* E> This is pretty neat !!
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" B* E$ n1 N: b. j ~> DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST! It takes less than a minute. Work this out as you read.! p2 ]* m* O# f3 i4 R1 B+ |
> Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!
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% d8 C1 ]2 V, l0 ^7 X- {> This is not one of those waste of time things, it's really fun.
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> 1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to go out to eat. (more than once but less than 10, tried, o also works)
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% w- H- s' z7 D# E2 I5 r> 2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)
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% M( {5 F$ A( r, ^> 3. Add 5
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( h( z% _- n% O1 d. Q5 |/ k> 4. Multiply it by 50
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> 5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1758... ; If you haven't, add 1757.
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> 6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born; % B7 _" S5 _5 R: P& Q! F0 N- ]
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( H( R" c+ ~0 {" n> You should have a three digit number
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> The first digit of this was your original number(I.e., How many times you want to go out to restaurants in a week.) ' S% i* f4 @# u& t4 W
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; r8 n1 o' |7 U; e, j% [> The next two numbers are 1 @- q& j+ y) y' U% s i
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! }; n- M2 r3 G% k1 g7 H. f> YOUR AGE ! ------ (Oh YES, it is !)
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> THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2008) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS |
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