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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.
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) W: c$ B+ k+ r# P# R6 L( D$ s2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.
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7 }$ X: b( d2 c; q3 }, D3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours., W3 y9 K" K2 |4 W, o
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4. Then analyze the situation:" U% z& I) b8 I

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% o. S# c. T: b5 k9 f, a6 d* ka. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.
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b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.1 Q& S$ n5 F2 M
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c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.9 |6 V: B9 q" b( v
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d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.7 m9 b! n5 n& d) s4 h! @) ]5 C; I
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e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.
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f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.. ]4 Z& n1 u% V0 I* [& h* r1 A
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g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.
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3 {3 f8 o& V) k6 h! E0 `5 Hh. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.
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i. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.
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j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.
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k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.8 d7 X, R/ v# I0 w
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l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .
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+ w* O$ O/ V. _& d. P* j$ FFinally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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