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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.: `+ T& p/ s9 t- O2 u6 T7 f4 o
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2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.! w; K2 K; T) i& q; w

! p9 H+ T, f. h& i- ?; o4 R2 e3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.8 j1 n2 U7 W1 y

& C7 t9 f4 z. @1 z7 w4. Then analyze the situation:
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a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.- Z( y( ~/ V  w) D* g0 |& K

& R- |/ I8 m2 ]$ i" Sb. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.
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c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.
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, o2 \6 G7 R! e) v! l  nd. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning." _) @0 e6 }8 i4 h

' ]0 }4 n, P, l' f3 ^/ S7 Ce. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.
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f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.) \  y7 B! V5 s

- P! p4 o7 Y# j. n3 S" J" cg. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.
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h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.
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% B! F4 W$ q* A& i' j6 B! U- ni. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.$ L% }; h" S" q- `
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j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.4 Y7 |, ?- [  X/ e5 U+ g& ]  r9 K
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k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.
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l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .6 a. O: ]6 A0 h( \* Y) t
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Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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