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 1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.
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2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.
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3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.5 a* H+ `7 }& G" [; z
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4. Then analyze the situation:5 m. q6 ?( `/ H$ [5 S
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a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.
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& n4 D/ n/ G0 ~) Rb. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.: _* z0 [, d8 F& H- X+ S
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c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.7 z* b0 D' o# O7 v
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d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.
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e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.
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3 a7 l+ Z# C$ Of. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.; l, X; c0 x; h% ^* e, D
# l3 N4 a% [$ x9 V1 Hg. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.& ~* i' Q: u% q5 I) d
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h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.9 b0 r8 t" }$ V5 [4 l4 r3 f
9 n7 z, R( i; _' Z3 Xi. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.. d; @ W [8 c0 z) i- x$ `7 \( k8 f
* C. y+ O& m' v- `) V) M& ?* [j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.
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0 K. c6 u. o" }k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.7 n% C* P- Y! M: l5 ]
3 N1 [6 R4 M, q# jl. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .: t: L9 r5 H" q8 C2 E% k. k
' f( h1 s" c1 yFinally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government. |
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