PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-10-31 11:53

1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.1 O8 E+ S( _* j5 W8 O: e
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2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.% o8 `+ j) C( [( F  j
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3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.
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4. Then analyze the situation:
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$ S+ U% I7 _- C) c* G# M/ |a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.
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& l" G( W6 S- B+ U# A# Hb. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.1 j1 m' @, I  o

1 ]! J# B9 T5 s' I0 _4 ~c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.* T/ A: g9 ]2 H2 U8 }, r

- {8 n0 G% E( n3 |- rd. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.6 W1 j) a7 G1 U' h) k( ^) y
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e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.7 f9 _8 J0 i, q+ k. E# M3 X
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f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.
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g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.
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h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.. U$ e9 e5 [' `! w- E$ x& u$ p
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i. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.% i8 }( W; H* w4 L1 l6 Q% K3 E

* P% p. k1 F% v+ t6 N; T9 Ej. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.( ]' e4 l* R, C: |; P# l

, ^6 M% C) ?; H) i- Z* Sk. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.
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; A/ e$ C, y3 I' cl. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .
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: j( b" |; k4 r3 Q, e9 oFinally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.

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