Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
5 J& ~; n( F8 R! hlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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+ u' L8 Q- M! q" s8 B The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
9 s( P  }$ w6 d he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
( y2 q3 m% t5 e* [  Bask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
- p4 t6 u1 d$ A% w* qyou pay me only $5.

' c9 y9 V4 U: ^3 @3 R You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
  L+ R4 L  y. m9 o& d$ X will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
8 W) _+ B5 x$ u6 ~( i/ a8 u$ athe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

6 o1 \; L# v8 ^$ ~) j. y9 W3 V% HThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
; |  Y# g$ Z3 H- W3 u: ~% O) Bof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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: o' J; x0 D0 v/ f0 pThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
. _3 H+ W6 y: |0 C) Ywakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
- b. g9 g' ~, g* g& G7 y0 jcomes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
; y. e' r, ?' A$ Q( band goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

8 F9 t2 e3 f) n' G! w7 [>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
1 d6 Q% c! \, s5 c>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
- J3 @( k1 _9 H5 o+ T( \) r>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
+ A/ y! s7 e6 ?>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
- v1 ]2 f( ~- p0 d4 V. v& T>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
4 s. F2 ~2 W2 \' Q' V5 z8 w>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
$ E, O' H+ z; t2 I' G9 c8 n>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
" s8 \: H" ^, U& s  `>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

. S* N( A9 a: m- G% D>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
" q/ r/ x4 c+ {1 b: I>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
2 w- t4 ^# c3 K2 `( T>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
* c2 e$ k. b# sA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
+ I% M9 d1 ]! P7 ~; y“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
* X/ D) b( @7 G" f8 @$ P& }/ y; c好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

* x: D: J2 o" z/ T真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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" V6 o: I% T. S1 v2 `$ A6 h1 t好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
7 C. ?$ I0 S$ p* L8 O“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

4 z$ w* J, T: }% K+ c4 F# z真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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' ~3 D% }0 g: }7 a8 q0 I真聪明，偶像啊

7 ~; L. a- H7 T- N+ k( c% H全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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全盘接受一下。

/ |2 W" j) [" J0 G真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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+ |9 k1 s% [& {1 {# L3 g- r$ j别把我往坏路上领啊。

+ ~6 c" o% H6 [% [- O( G% S你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

4 ^# m& j6 O  A1 a% q多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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: m, U& i' _$ P( b真博学，偶像啊。

4 y) b* B/ j2 e2 H6 K) j# S大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

+ `9 ~+ q: y! \# r/ C. |大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
4 P7 S% f, L7 ]. x2 n紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

- y& M  T" {2 Y% Z, l% s说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
: N3 k% g! e1 B( Y, l- R紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢