Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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8 T/ A1 C; d6 p+ ?( l$ e0 Athat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
) G0 I4 B. W, q7 d% t: wthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
, ?; L4 d+ {, |- o) V, L% C; h) A: Z) C he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
2 c! M5 K* @. P3 q$ |8 W" Iask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
5 A" [1 l, d* j9 V+ Y4 pyou pay me only $5.

1 J7 _3 @  V9 I7 M# s) V You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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+ b3 |) Z5 D6 k# v4 o This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
* Z- {$ X- O( u: |/ M! u0 t( q# bthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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0 n$ f7 w9 G) K1 B- `" ]; n$ iThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
, e" u$ o* ]! w0 y2 I, Qthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

: T! Y  t1 U7 ONow, it's the newfie's turn.
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* u/ R) S/ |* \) JHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
6 i9 }2 L* `( T' C$ L2 |  |three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
$ h- x$ W9 ?8 C9 A2 W$ R/ _references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
9 j; X* a% d  O& I. Cof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
. e5 [; a0 |% k* {4 U) fback to sleep.

* O, \" p# q# e+ R8 y. W- U; q- i! xThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
$ j: ^# T' ^$ z( @5 A  o6 T* awakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
2 ], y: T- F  xand goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
' ^0 b8 Z, d  ~' m4 C# A: N$ m>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
4 t, C: Z. e% ?' i>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
. N3 T4 ]- x: I. l. ~>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
% E  t5 @( a  G1 @  [2 J>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
" _2 @, W" I& D, d  J0 U>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
  C$ M& u. F9 D# c( U% x>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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0 h( x8 Y1 s/ y. L' o6 _! i>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
4 H4 \7 Z0 w# Y0 V>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
8 X* z% e- E% f2 R$ S>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
- z' S+ C" O5 A: OA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
, ]# }( M2 b  }( x  U$ Elong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
2 D( j) h+ h2 O5 V/ z3 n' ~8 vthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
9 ]6 S3 t0 r% S, Lthe newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
2 W0 @/ M7 K/ R: g1 ]$ u: ?“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
6 l6 j) R+ f/ e加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

3 c. o* c) V1 J8 b9 T+ f真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表



# R" E; f" V2 c9 b$ V9 W2 Z8 p好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
8 E' Z/ E2 z6 H/ _“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
! ]5 e% w1 p0 a好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

- Y5 _+ r3 N& @$ D- l真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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$ k# |7 r, ~1 d) h# w7 u4 t真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

" H) A6 h2 h* z- Q& i7 {真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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) H0 D" X/ C7 `; G别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

, {% F! f9 K: c: o多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
9 r( |/ l2 q& s; p  A8 N大学教胖还差不多
0 D8 B5 B3 G8 F3 ^她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
/ \3 g4 X# p" f紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢