Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
( l* I. W& M  m, }7 I3 cthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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7 l; p3 z0 ?, L* n' o) D The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
2 Y6 i( L) P; t$ R! w3 y he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
; f3 _7 f' G. \% U6 oyou pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

! j& U/ \- J7 ?3 K  Q/ [ This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

1 i) I4 X+ d+ LThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
$ u; J7 B! c; g! epocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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- G: y  U3 |9 u+ A4 Q! uThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
4 ]8 p% N6 {: K( X- Dof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
& X( w- J/ \1 {1 q0 \1 V/ whands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

( `5 K3 Z0 Z, U9 b0 E) L1 |0 dThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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/ r( h. l1 Y' m* a. V  R9 j'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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: N9 v$ a' g/ t7 |$ w1 M8 kThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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! d7 Q( `/ }  ]5 |( U>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
4 ?! v+ z$ S% g0 W1 Z. h- {>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
8 l3 D" L" m( y>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

. f$ f( \1 H* c7 G5 {>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
4 P- Z* P9 O' a5 `7 A3 E* Q# M>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

- ~5 _. L% F1 n( ~>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
6 c! z$ [5 e; I1 k) W>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜

Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
$ v+ W, P6 u. q: E& `+ `A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
. n4 [; d; O' H2 mthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
5 n! r3 ?" Q. {! x3 O6 xthe newfie would l ...

8 Z9 `0 V' f" p% ~2 D8 J好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

$ L: Q9 S4 b/ k3 X9 j- F, E% h7 Y+ p真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
% ~/ ~' G- I& f$ }# s# r% B! o“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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$ T# g- B4 q5 N# _6 w真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

- V! j5 h% @" O别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

! T$ O! ?  i9 _& n/ r' U# |/ t7 ^% N3 |你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
: q4 K# m( R/ a' `% Q加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

$ o$ p  T4 a" w* r真博学，偶像啊。

9 L9 T4 M1 f% [. r2 [9 h" P/ a0 c" `7 ~大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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8 N5 A/ o( E( o; q$ b2 D5 r大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
% n% c4 v7 ~, [大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

% n. e8 D7 m. z1 W! V" ^) W# U- X- o6 j说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
& X3 u& f6 j. n3 z0 _/ j) t0 i  @紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢