Newfie Joke

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-10-31 10:58

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
6 \; n- V1 |; K  x9 w0 qlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb/ s- s; e2 ]( R3 w% j
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
1 b6 R" D' X2 ?) pthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
6 e* ~0 v  x, x8 j- w, } he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
2 `  u/ Y) K6 b lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I# {8 b: P: p( G) h- u2 K% ]/ C! X" ~
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
$ N' Q% j/ M' j  Wyou pay me only $5. 5 t. U) u* k3 [4 I

. _8 d3 T& O/ \% K9 M, w. w; r You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
) X/ \4 t. x1 x/ y$ X0 \ will pay you $500. & H( Y: Z1 s4 N  X* O) g6 V

. J2 ^) ~4 g9 n This catches the newfie's attention and to keep6 u# ~  m* m1 U
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's, r+ N; Q4 n' Q' F: x* F( g/ v) S; `2 m
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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7 E" X* [, }# F" y" JThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
; B% p2 ~5 g  `) q4 zpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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4 K( T; A4 P5 h/ @+ {Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with' k9 V# [. ]& o' r* b
three legs, and comes down with four?' " [- s# `6 j3 Z" A

$ S+ C8 A" B  Z$ |The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all3 f* {" @3 e+ k
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
/ \- v% I6 Y( ~. R6 u) Vthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour+ \% x: j/ p& G! l
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
5 O& t$ |0 E- ?3 ]# chands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right' F% x0 R  J: R3 U- C  D
back to sleep. 0 u* c1 V/ O" S8 q/ `. U- ~
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He, Z( g% ^( i, Q1 ]: m& h' X8 s1 D5 |
wakes the newfie up and asks, " ~/ s9 T  Q1 A
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and" u/ `$ z% O( A& a' p, x/ K& V5 j
comes down with four?' ( B0 Y9 b; D/ B9 c, O! X7 [
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $59 i& K+ I8 U& Z
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao · 发表于 2008-10-31 13:41

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou · 发表于 2008-10-31 20:17

so nice

瓦窑 · 发表于 2008-11-2 08:50

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜 · 发表于 2008-11-13 16:33

Great

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-17 21:36

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:33

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:38

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
6 l3 ^/ n4 I! V' F% nA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a; W( S" U8 g1 l+ w
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
: }; t6 E: G; f& sthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
1 d4 A; h8 h% r, U7 T! Othe newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
6 V* d9 ?1 A" R1 x3 d) [加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：3 y* O* d3 R; J5 {
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，' v7 @0 m: Y! q9 b5 _$ O
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 12:33

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 }! B }" M1 G' m, L7 e7 a( D$ @
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真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 13:38

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:17

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 7 E3 @% V1 W4 B) q
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:25

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
5 e- p5 R" W/ \* ~8 a; U加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:57

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 11:21

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 3 O; p+ p H1 y

1 w4 m. v5 J3 g: M大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多

她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是

）

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-21 12:41

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 13:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 1 s5 G s, B0 r! A3 j4 B) y
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听

，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
, v% m. x, a0 N2 m$ ~+ O紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢

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