Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
( E5 q1 {- C) ]2 g1 L' Jlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
7 G3 m& }7 n+ n" d4 f, {& mthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
" d& {3 z$ G4 z' |" I he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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- c3 H# r8 O: C5 N. M( N+ I2 t* [ You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
9 G, m8 C( M) K2 G will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
  {% K0 N' \& b. a& n4 A  ]3 u6 H: Wthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

4 \. j# H8 E. D" p. Z* LThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
! D2 f1 |5 J" P/ I# X4 k, Olawyer.

4 x9 u- D; E4 MNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
; o( ~8 H" l1 t9 f5 tthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
/ T' ~% l+ a+ s; N# Sreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
. L- G  t7 X1 n% O7 S/ dof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
* V. m/ m- B5 H0 k1 Ohands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

8 a/ h% t6 \. K1 A1 cThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
- _: L, g( }* |0 P! Q) d3 N" Kwakes the newfie up and asks,
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5 O& t; \# P1 a" k# H. M6 }$ G, v& b'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
  Y  I" G& D0 E1 F' Cand goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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4 s! ]* J3 W$ ]. n0 oLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
; N, u/ k9 U* W" P& [  p- v>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
' q  N3 c2 g8 ?( L; v( T>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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4 X& F7 d: g) t7 T* h) X. P6 t4 |) m>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
+ f# a3 X; h4 Z3 H* I# O* e1 Pthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
- m7 D* f) k! Y# W1 N" l) z. bthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
( i3 v: l. o" d" u1 U2 w“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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/ Y. c) [  G1 m, L' ?8 {好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
6 g* \1 i% Z3 U. d" a' n) `; p% M“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
' G' i9 Y- F7 P' M" n好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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# i" _! z" Z7 n  U6 T. a6 U6 k真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

# x7 Q4 g; N  n7 k; i, |, v5 J; H别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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; l1 {% i) {1 m4 {5 o( ?% ]别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
3 {- s; N! ]4 _加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

8 t/ z% X" Y' H$ r0 j多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

* G: g& b& o6 L# P6 s; N! o真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

8 V" z; P9 I6 ^/ R/ b8 R/ ?大学教授哦，能不剥削？

! n- d: K0 O2 r' E- f" x她是大学教瘦？
1 ^) \4 N/ F7 s4 l+ c$ z大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

# S6 h  s" ^, p! @% l! F2 n说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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" M3 |; Z0 w$ Q5 A3 w2 D哈哈，你们在这开小会呢