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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
6 M' h7 [: n/ c( E1 ]9 v* ylong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb& }* L( |8 y# w- K4 c5 a& t% J
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if5 I; c4 ?3 t1 ?% Q5 o
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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$ q2 Q* K; v" \8 B( P The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so! z, o; R; R4 Z+ w
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
8 o9 J) ~  R( f3 J. _7 _: Q$ w. h lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
8 O8 i! l4 P7 ?3 j: W9 A" xask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,2 \9 L: _) s$ b
you pay me only $5.
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8 O7 l; J. c8 \: ~' { You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I# @2 V3 N) x" C/ j( R
will pay you $500. / i5 g! y0 ]2 Q/ {! @& x. K1 [
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
4 ~8 G0 l0 f" e/ x. Uthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?' ; I% D; h' G/ B; x: K7 A

7 @" p0 A; L; H( ?; JThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his% o4 r2 f. y- B, D
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the2 D9 a! h2 R* X. ]" K- |; C
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all7 Q  U, E8 p' V4 d3 X6 e
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
8 {# e4 z  s+ E+ d$ v1 X6 v0 Z; Bthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour/ }' O0 T9 P" ~4 |6 e2 r1 w
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
% {( f& l$ M5 ^  E7 ^hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right# M# \% _+ J6 _- d4 E+ N
back to sleep. ; O7 v  r" k, u  x% n% D' \
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He" n; `; Q0 {& U! ?$ z
wakes the newfie up and asks, - @- ?0 g1 T; D4 [; q0 Y4 T

3 A& v5 S2 x$ F( b6 t'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and' a, K/ P* e7 s! M; O! b
comes down with four?'
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' _6 g' X; j9 t$ O: s: _) p; }8 b: k  mThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!; J5 m+ v! F  X: u8 j! c
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

老杨团队 追求完美
>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the/ G0 R: B5 G9 o0 ^! z* V* a5 K
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
& E7 F3 ~% m; x+ y. u+ V1 {>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason ; i1 W  W! o' D! {7 ?; r/ B( ?
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
- g; n/ Q" P% _/ M: K>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, 1 S9 [& B: a" G# f6 U
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct; [: }7 D1 o9 K

" F. V/ ~* B. i3 {6 `>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research , Q3 g  v( Z) o4 \
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a - X6 z6 J. f' z
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more ( \6 S! V; ?, ]- u1 m3 N* x
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
7 q4 d! Q; K+ q5 X9 G# S# w>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's - ^  F" W* H: j
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the ' d) y8 W4 R, g
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
# u! `, F$ j* b% k- P>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 + |" s/ w- P5 v  v' P
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
$ u. l$ B/ ~* f! L. u2 V5 Nlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
- g$ z- B- @4 j. D3 n: W% Othat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
7 S1 Q# V% h3 ?5 I: cthe newfie would l ...
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; ]# O) N8 P  x" X8 D好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:8 @4 r$ E! n" C
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,! ?. L; w9 G( e
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
6 e1 i9 S+ G! t- I+ v( v加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

$ F/ o) ^5 p7 U4 z* R真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 8 x- `% e2 l+ D0 r, |; s

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2 V- ~- Q: P. o" Z# T- X好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
0 y8 y0 p$ ]  X4 ]. R) _/ O' M; `“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
, N9 P+ j7 x7 F! ?  B* b: V& _0 ]好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

% ]) V5 K: l' n$ u/ n: ~+ K. @* g真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 5 a# B& W/ }! X. z+ e2 u$ I6 A8 `' S

" `* y* d. H, d. [6 m+ M9 {, ?真聪明,偶像啊
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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 # `0 M+ K# g5 m+ k$ h& H
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全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

: C# \! r* S. T3 Q; z# @你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
6 p: u* }; H% U! ?+ f6 B- ^  `+ k( o加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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% {  S" Z, H  I8 a4 B9 @2 r( ]真博学,偶像啊。
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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( r  v5 u. R# @' k4 `' L大学教授哦,能不剥削?

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大学教胖还差不多 9 t2 |5 T# K" O& N# P8 b
她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
# U5 G- s. j, A) D  _- E紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

. O9 p( i- A' C* a3 `说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
- J( V) A7 S3 P6 @5 p# x紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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* U' [& m4 ], K. k+ f7 Y哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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