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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a# O8 D, H$ D8 u. k$ N% e+ R
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
+ m# s% R& x) Ythat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if8 S) E+ O" H& W7 J( y. }. t
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
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lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
- D4 \$ @3 {! q8 A: J! Rask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
$ Q7 D% \; k# |% }4 ?you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep2 |/ t' t5 C7 p% \  W
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. " L& i' U$ a" F/ i$ k
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's5 G0 b- s; q4 ?7 Y2 O4 G. P
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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8 k. n9 V- J) x) P$ Z$ bThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
6 a& \7 C3 G- s7 G4 T( _8 P" Q1 i" ~pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the. a) T4 j, j, A" ]! ?
lawyer. ; ^2 s" d8 U/ k) M  F
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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  b, [$ Y( ?, |" s: xHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with# F+ |4 r9 u# r: O
three legs, and comes down with four?' 3 R' o% Q( J8 ?' m

' `& w$ {& s& f: }# WThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
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the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
3 w; D" A7 Q1 L) Nof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
: Q- @! f$ m+ y5 R7 \/ Thands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right' }6 u$ D; F; ~$ I( m/ e, @! t" R. l
back to sleep.
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7 O+ N( M  Q4 `6 c8 }; ^The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
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# i. s% t: `2 G4 M7 |! S; A+ p9 Y'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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6 {( ]. v  A- D/ P( |# F6 xThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!8 E' n& f7 m# W6 U7 I
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the' _2 j4 S& z& M1 J& p
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two 3 `( W; `4 F( y6 L3 H- c
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
9 ?$ v# t0 I* g6 Z! l  M* _" ~>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the & y4 F" x' `) T& z
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
; T) r( m0 s2 @6 U4 v2 l8 f9 r: X>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct/ z+ u# W5 {/ R& W1 Y

0 |, g# P" n3 g9 t2 Z1 @>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
( F9 r3 w8 f$ X* U>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
6 a" U9 Y0 O' t$ b1 d7 Z$ I>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more . {+ @6 a, I1 ]# I+ w& x
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
2 b& k- S+ S! h/ ]>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's + e+ _5 C$ |! r& x. \4 w9 N  S
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the 0 Y6 T, q7 K  f3 t" ^
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand ) i& {- I: @: r9 Z, v, O( Y* r
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 4 D# U' y- @# J
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a+ x; p3 ~: ~* f) o- i
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb. f5 J% i" x0 X; v
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if- t) V8 ~# |7 j7 V
the newfie would l ...
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:' ?# A: q7 R* Z  O7 q" q) \' S
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,3 ^; p, S8 |& W0 n' B' l+ z
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 ( R% n5 v$ ~. W) Y* N' W
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

  Q7 W2 e8 ^: G0 ]: V8 ?, c真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
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好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明,偶像啊
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& Q/ H& u; B( v. h全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 3 R7 T6 ]; s5 a- `

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全盘接受一下。

% i, f8 y% q- U9 ~  d, }1 M真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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, @6 J. |/ T. ~$ ~6 B6 @真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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8 }. q! N8 e! U' K5 w* m7 s别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 3 x6 k  n8 U; r! u  L9 e2 |: b
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

' j2 a, q0 ?3 K7 h. T; R多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 4 _& \% G6 L( N( T' w% C# z1 H

% ~9 w* F; j9 u: ~1 [8 j2 r% a" ]大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?
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她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 8 Y1 N1 r) t3 z
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

& X9 F, m; k0 L9 h' |说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
/ I( h8 O0 z, I4 h( y# k紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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