Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
( N; J& @: j% S- hthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
3 h* U, x. P, U2 F! B% Y The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
4 a* S# B9 c( Q& m6 [, [ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
! Z' K4 f/ s* Z# u' _8 ?you pay me only $5.
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- ~) I- T( Z- N  P; P9 R( M You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
  J& Y7 _, @3 E will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
, e0 w7 \) Q3 ~  M; i; d2 ?: w+ Vthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

3 W$ C& W% }6 e. q# @  F2 WThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

6 x4 Z( ^* V5 K/ N, z2 T$ s. BThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
2 C) y" b2 `. H! U6 hpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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. |( Q& v! p+ E* jNow, it's the newfie's turn.

4 @. u  x& ~6 n( v1 _He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
5 `2 }2 p; o  P- \three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
/ |; u' W3 d+ w; x/ Q" c# T  areferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
3 ^5 k6 z" @! i; ]' f0 n/ uthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
& Z+ H+ y) q8 h! r' r$ `  L  ~hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
0 m8 v: f: L. ]  I' a# O9 l8 Jback to sleep.

3 i. U' w. L4 z4 H: V( ^The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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- ?" N- l* _1 }) {' ~$ B7 r>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
7 H9 l& g& n, F6 b5 P1 X- ^/ Q>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
, v1 w8 H& F! T' i( _# q>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
) e2 t  p. v4 v" _/ U4 S>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
: Z3 [7 \) y$ N( q) q4 Q/ ?>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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. v, o" Y) V& t- ^>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
% ?! a$ a( [, z5 n6 y4 c. Z>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
9 [: \# g5 C) B, i* t4 sthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
) d- D4 H/ r& g6 Nthe newfie would l ...

# y% Q# c: t6 C0 l; c1 b9 `! p好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
& `& e# W2 ~$ q- `“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
0 p4 @7 d' N2 h! u* f好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
6 Y/ d! ?, E. S/ v: [8 k$ K加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
, _" t: a( P5 P9 Z“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

9 j( f) y- S- F- c真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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. C; z% n, e( [0 W3 |! \" J全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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! j! C1 L0 {! v% O, x5 y; n真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

  I* n4 l, u5 o- T  ?6 L你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
; e/ w. w) b3 N+ `" e加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

8 _1 j- g5 e8 t. ]0 D/ s/ J多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

/ L: y9 D1 I5 k* _她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

) L  T: s- }  B9 W0 G说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
4 `0 I8 M( t1 r) H8 z紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢