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Newfie Joke

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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if. P! Z9 t. x6 _# d, h
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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) O$ E/ P% N5 {0 ^ The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
% U- R; }( D& Y/ P he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The/ D5 `0 S1 G! N( i, p* ~( H2 A
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
' e+ G* D) y$ r+ |ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
: o- k" i" f$ i) q* k% Tyou pay me only $5. 8 A( T5 @% B& O0 Z
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I: ~3 A2 k, S) A" N' R+ F+ Z
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep4 y( I0 R# L5 E' u7 }2 B
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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- Y" {" i1 @0 ^( X' c+ `The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's0 z- T( F, H( [$ K5 `# f4 T
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
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the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour' k$ \) @$ Q% j; f: h# \6 U) v; b! Z
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
, y' d: M+ W* r$ ^' v) ^* Uhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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4 r. {& S* B" }# e, TThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and4 L6 ?& O& y7 W8 m: m+ i& `5 C) i$ V
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5' X% F' \' S; b1 f' K2 v
and goes back to sleep.
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

老杨团队 追求完美
>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
4 d0 \7 V: h7 k' {5 b- b$ F6 K>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
1 {* _: t$ P2 a  v>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
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>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research , k" f* b' @0 [
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
' _& D' ~2 ~, z- c1 O>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
6 F+ E' x+ U, V>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, % Q5 h' }1 ?4 n! }
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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0 B5 n7 J1 i4 ~) ~: g>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's - C+ i$ c7 h: N2 Z
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
. \5 K  G1 k: w* h3 Y>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
5 R) Q" `" J0 k/ u' zA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a/ N, d* A! k7 F) a4 J
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
9 H9 x& q4 M, {7 T' G6 V8 Ithat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:$ p4 I! Z- S; a! m7 _" L
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
2 [0 k1 O. W1 e$ K! g; w好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
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好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

5 L* ^8 P! |7 I& l真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明,偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 8 n7 [8 q  b3 f" e! X* M

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全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 % }  _/ ]2 ~/ |- u
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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8 w; x7 w+ o$ U) o' |别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

" g" F  K9 R4 R/ |& h1 k+ ]$ Y; U( `你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
' b( d" [1 s; S, T6 ~, v) \加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 / K& D  m! U- ]- Q  G( a
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真博学,偶像啊。
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?/ T2 l7 J# \! X) ~8 j
大学教胖还差不多
8 h8 r: v& `7 a她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 - \' C9 n0 y: o0 c
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 : c3 t+ @( c! ^: h- l5 u/ v
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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