Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
- S4 J5 O% s# G he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
! _! |* V9 A: y7 t  N7 J lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
7 o- o+ t' H3 f$ v5 }% eask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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* k! g0 I. d; ]' y9 F, cThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

' ?5 ?# Y. v* ]( dThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
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lawyer.
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, [( t1 Y- D4 c# z  H1 ENow, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

  C7 I3 s1 n9 {; x1 C6 E% dThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
' Z2 }1 L( w7 F2 N# U- D5 B2 pthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
- Q! t! J2 W  R6 A* zhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
2 k' K& q2 v) n# F4 kback to sleep.

7 |1 q4 h" |; a7 _- L* n& e" RThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
6 M! U$ C; {5 ewakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

  G$ O' @- L, Q, m2 B5 H>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
! ]/ @$ V4 S6 D/ g# s>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
4 ^1 o, t4 t# d>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
$ h0 W# J! K9 V- X. w9 J* O/ p>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
+ ]; s8 X9 ]4 @8 u) M5 G5 I>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜

Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
! g; h4 |; U- s* Y5 i7 o, zA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
0 B  m2 n: L1 Gthe newfie would l ...

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9 W* R  [. l0 c5 {4 r' C+ ?好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

/ s% X/ H! @; c2 Z; ^& G- I真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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2 y. l3 d' ?1 n# i别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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" \+ g% B+ Y. f别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
" M: W2 F( k+ j5 C+ g加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

* o5 G- B& L! t. \9 i) t% Z6 Y大学教授哦，能不剥削？

) O; z% Z2 w2 d5 _) w& ^5 u1 ?她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
4 N" q4 N% z3 @! o2 J2 R# ~' f紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

# A# l4 s+ i$ O. R) S4 E6 @说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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+ {" M. ?+ g; z# p5 \哈哈，你们在这开小会呢