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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a# H  Y* H' B4 e$ ~7 V" v
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb4 F) V  }4 k, y) I& T0 w6 H/ f
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if0 G4 L8 r' E* f! W/ R, F* K9 H6 {1 \
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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" ~8 d' a$ ?' q: X The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
) k4 k9 f/ M4 U# q8 y9 _+ |6 y he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
( t5 v# S: g. Z( r% f lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I3 B4 d) s2 a/ O1 o
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
0 ?0 F3 V; I4 E, _. ]/ D/ lyou pay me only $5. 7 n; Y8 P$ C+ I- t* p9 y2 F
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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3 E6 q; p! k9 X: V9 _ This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his# ?5 C# q! @( W* V+ I$ O  N% ^5 @
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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0 X- K+ `- a: j6 _2 x5 E9 r0 HNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
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the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
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hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right" S" ^- f) x$ ?0 i* Q; E
back to sleep.
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  V" o4 z, h0 c! B, QThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He' [) J! Q5 z+ b" u0 N
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and  v) p! c: o6 g$ Z
comes down with four?' , j4 F  v, q8 `# b) X" s4 o4 Q

4 V" ~; [' {& N7 k8 ]6 M# aThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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( W0 Q' L2 i- v+ LLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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7 K' |, r: ~# t, E; ]  J! l>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
0 b; f, {" K* K! v2 Y4 w>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
2 X8 Y6 ^9 w0 b/ S+ M% n. z; D>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the & l2 n5 C) B6 A1 ?2 R1 b
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
: ?5 q8 I# I( M$ |; v* ^>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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5 ~6 R+ G0 H8 |" h/ n# H2 A>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
9 d: g. y% q* v' c1 W0 [& Q& S, v) U>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a 2 t! X) `* W6 e- X+ F& @$ m
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more ! i: f0 w5 w& c! ]+ g/ F+ i9 M
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
2 K* z" R2 l  O! N$ y# L>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
4 `9 o9 x! i/ Z>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the " ?" T# J5 k+ ~, }" `4 H
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand   S# g2 ~  z, v8 Y. T' a( v
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
. a5 ~6 Z1 p& \, r, c3 n. hA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a, S  l8 J0 V9 C1 {3 U
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
6 k* a9 F; c' o( C" Jthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
3 b# u0 k% ~  N6 P8 A7 F0 D, u1 ?% `0 _the newfie would l ...

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  }' h! X8 C- u: Z( D好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:3 ~: _* ^5 Q4 K! S
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
5 G9 l% ^; z1 {8 @1 u' t1 \0 r好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 6 E4 s$ v3 P+ d5 f5 L6 G7 _
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
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好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 ( H0 K$ y' m% @' X6 `( ^9 E6 g
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真聪明,偶像啊

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; ~. U: `+ [1 O% j全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

4 C) ~% m% R; x4 [) E" u; ?真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 ' W5 |( x2 g/ C1 w' s3 S

2 ]0 F( P" J2 v4 t3 q1 U真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 1 G1 @( K2 ^) m
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

' `7 Q; X: L1 e; d4 n' b3 `+ S多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学,偶像啊。

! J' J( n4 K  u+ D2 m1 |0 I, H; }( z2 h大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 7 i" z" F8 l4 K6 K$ `8 X6 s
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?
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她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 2 e! h" }6 e. M8 p
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

- i+ s% J! ~1 g& H说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
  f% x" p; S% M+ n+ L) q紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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7 ~$ a* O& m) L: z8 _0 Y哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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