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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a4 X6 i& Y5 Z. w0 Z# ?
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
" {$ b! F% P- h8 z- \that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
4 E# F5 J  t- |& w' `the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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3 l9 D( x/ p3 f1 ]9 [1 W The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
: q+ W& K6 `$ u# t* |, E he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The" F% H( T& r/ G0 C  @
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
: d, m9 T/ @. f8 A2 E( F6 ?- Dask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
' R0 j- o, N) I7 j, o# a! {you pay me only $5. 3 P- d! [4 R6 c) `4 S: h6 x
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's% x8 J( V. U, x; ~, L. u2 f
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' / S, P: X3 n7 _( ^0 F

: R* i6 _0 O8 [) s0 w8 v7 CThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his# v* ?5 d. I: W: @1 h  \
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the; Z6 I5 e: m5 M8 ~/ i  r6 i0 U4 r
lawyer.
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# v5 @8 Y8 N3 r/ R7 d0 gNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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  x1 R) ~) J$ c# mHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with  s2 l$ x" X& o2 l$ T1 y- _9 a
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all. W2 r! P! S- L3 o# V
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
; |2 O' z* Q+ F$ u4 p- athe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour3 F# Q! ?" j: t8 J
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
  f2 k! L% V! n) v; ehands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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/ m  R4 E  Y, q: |The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He( Y' n1 |# E- A2 d
wakes the newfie up and asks, , b" R7 }/ p( [4 `9 C2 C+ d% G

) D$ J# V( v6 X0 @8 _+ ]: C$ P9 O'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
5 W$ W/ M2 ^0 ~4 u" S* w5 Hcomes down with four?' $ U" @: W. O0 W& u( d
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5" a  j* S5 I3 }' `! b9 i& x: q
and goes back to sleep." j' z  ?% l. F) l

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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!* @7 ?( J9 W1 U: J- Q" f

$ p& a+ }4 e3 d- Y3 p4 BLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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- ^- w1 Y0 E: V0 A>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two * Y8 g0 u. p4 e7 _$ p9 Z+ s/ s
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason ! ~# P6 m/ }4 f( X" v9 r6 n
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
* S  o% j) y6 [7 Q" r  D) h9 D>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
7 q: v% x, ]/ D/ T* f- k1 Y2 a>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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4 r* `& {% p  e0 b8 O/ ?' l  g>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research + `) z- d! S; V0 j; ]( w
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
: p$ o1 r$ T  V+ `& |) y% l2 _5 `>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more ) B% @7 t: H' c: P, b/ m
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
. }9 ^' T( [; ]) {1 U>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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0 ^- C* I0 }$ M: H" ]6 `>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
! T1 C# H2 X# l0 L>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
- w) F; T* H% D! y: ~- D% x% W>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand & F$ s; C2 y6 H- i# h# r
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 , f4 G6 }" C" W! n- ^6 T4 C
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a' Z: a$ Z7 A: g6 @
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
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8 y# p8 Z0 d, N$ a" r8 k. f% M- Dthe newfie would l ...

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+ E4 i$ v; x/ {, m, ^1 ?好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
% @4 \7 E. L: C: |8 Q/ Y“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,) U# }" M# P7 L, f, i# _
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
7 @9 f% S) t3 D5 Y- L& O加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 # w* B8 w) f* M. q) \% s+ e
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4 j& P. j7 e  h' t1 W. d" N好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
; q5 P3 }$ _3 D# W! j“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
+ n3 ~, ~& ~5 ?8 x2 S6 \好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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/ ^2 u1 D. h+ x2 b) u2 B真聪明,偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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& o, O% V$ a- [$ S全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 + f# R  `, y& U" C) ?9 B

9 G4 T$ W9 F. D* h9 l% A/ m! Y- J真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
! v6 D/ s5 y1 D' j+ ^+ I加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 & h, T8 {) W) S& B& H
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真博学,偶像啊。
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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1 f( x0 d7 I0 V! r1 E大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?; n4 ^6 |! L$ v8 g& e6 F% m4 S
大学教胖还差不多 ) T$ }. J" \/ U+ J& G$ J+ S
她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 0 k$ a! F! c% r
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
# k8 q" F' g5 P. A紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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