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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
8 H* K0 [  R" C  L he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
0 A6 g& k% H/ O' }+ R4 E; j' P lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
& s8 J4 R* ^" N$ G, `7 cask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
+ P! l* ?3 h% ~' I- p/ B+ S1 jyou pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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8 u" f& d, D8 w+ M This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's+ S" D% t* I$ ~+ h& O! w' l8 X8 W
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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* F# n+ Y7 i, u% N# q& k* V& CThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his8 P' H4 h5 O6 j9 n2 L! L
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the" k4 @/ z, T) g3 A
lawyer. ; o9 v, i/ S  p! a* {, f

4 Z" J2 M& U9 ^Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
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the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
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back to sleep.
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$ y" ^: l& m  BThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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  R8 V' I5 K% i, _- SThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!% Q: o; [1 n+ l% k( S# j
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

老杨团队 追求完美
>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two " j1 e0 L' H6 s; v* x
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
/ D9 e( `: Y; D" w; u1 l>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
# m# O0 n  g8 i: _, o- j>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
! `# `7 Z3 e  S1 r0 \>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct7 t& D) ^7 m7 ?$ }0 q, @
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research ! w" w0 I1 ]* w9 s* m
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a % o4 z  m: G& o0 E& |
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
4 Q( i6 P% [9 F, }3 |>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, ) {* C$ @' I9 w* F* a3 I0 _
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the ( V; L/ x( N6 ^9 c+ e/ X
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
8 q! ]' O- G0 h( jA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a5 T0 q+ J4 B4 o! P( K7 P$ A- b
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
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the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:- G' ]/ M& v! |* d$ ~* A
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,, T3 s! r' k$ h" |& {" D
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 # x1 h4 }6 a4 l$ _! Q1 ]; N
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 ; j/ k' f# o+ P+ g
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9 O5 \/ f# V6 R好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
9 v/ O) W* _* y& Y* V* G* U7 s“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,4 P( W) J$ p0 }* @: V5 [' I3 D
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

' D2 G  ^- \. S真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 - x/ ]7 z8 e9 C; @' K
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. l2 {" I3 p' Q* a/ x. |( j) A全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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8 F" B9 S3 Q- y  G别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 0 E* U4 k% w7 O9 e
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  Z/ n1 M  q! O& M/ r5 j别把我往坏路上领啊。

( k- Q/ P% h- `你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 5 f( n& r' k5 h9 V# G& L  ?
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

( k  V0 P" e  b多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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& C0 L9 n9 I+ |5 U" Q大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 ( u0 }, p9 a% S6 Y
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?

+ s' z" M% q6 u( E6 T- B她是大学教瘦?
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她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
2 T, B$ O# e0 U7 d6 P紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

9 Z2 A  d+ {; d说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
大型搬家
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
9 R1 C8 g) z' D% G, `. N+ H" l/ O紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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