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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a/ n& h* x  J0 g) @# x3 q
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb# G  t9 C- s4 ^+ t" _1 d
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if  d5 j' [) w. r( p% U4 h6 i
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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; C! s" e7 v+ ^4 h, U1 d, C% ^3 ? The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so+ a) ?) P4 Q/ [
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The% f% I) [  W6 R1 }0 O3 E
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I- H: m6 T% z. n/ i* e" f% b
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I. k/ \3 B8 G  q
will pay you $500. & V" @: t0 F. r) `, L! H$ h5 D
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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% E3 {" V0 b5 hThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's6 l3 h+ ^; J1 t: u$ X
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' ! `' {: s0 @# F
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
. b+ S- i2 y6 Y" Gpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the/ L% C. H( S% ]! z( R0 D
lawyer. ) l8 o' Y% B1 x6 r8 _2 [" B" T- S
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
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4 ^/ b) T$ b; y# v# V7 fThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all7 R* M6 @7 ~7 b7 F
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all. O5 ^, g1 O& B  e6 M* v3 @
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
' R' u( i! {! t/ {- E5 f) Rof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
- A" q) p$ {9 b0 f3 d8 T% i6 Vhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right/ g% j6 a1 t0 n" f8 `
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and8 u& K% K" T+ m% T9 O7 P
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $56 l' _# }; t9 S3 A
and goes back to sleep.' {' e" h% l) R, x5 {

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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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6 F. |2 F, [6 @+ c: f( l- P>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
8 \/ J# g. |( s% E" c$ }>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
6 [) s* H4 J5 ~- n3 ?# _0 V& v>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the ! C6 w0 ?7 P% ]6 r7 b2 j
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
8 K5 s9 F7 N* q( g>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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) x5 o( @  W/ _2 y* A>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research ( y8 h$ b  E9 h! n1 Y; Z- h
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
& v  B" R/ O; g9 ~6 D>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
! ]& ~# M! f# v0 [; Z2 v0 I7 K>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, ; m; `, q5 H4 M7 v% s
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's % a0 b5 g0 c7 V) |7 R8 T9 w& t
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the , r2 }2 h2 y) T% s! q
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand 6 \  N; S9 z7 k9 j* P
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
# `4 Y: l5 F- ^2 y! X$ B& s# oA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
$ c* i6 w5 z( Z! R# A0 }long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
1 i: B  n* `2 P9 e/ U6 ]- Ythat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
! M) s6 ?4 {; Y# X2 ~& w/ Gthe newfie would l ...
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:% O4 K' d' H2 x3 q9 i3 z
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,3 q4 c1 A  ^0 y' M# e" e
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
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真博学,偶像啊。
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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" e9 M4 ?, b5 \2 _  h4 @好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:! e" C/ E2 n& [: M' s- [
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“," s5 l; [5 [% n' ?; d9 W+ L
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

8 N0 S6 e( I" M4 A# o  n2 m- h真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 8 m$ E0 U8 |; t4 U/ i3 {
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真聪明,偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 3 p! T9 j4 `  Y6 |7 `
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5 T  w& h. |) \2 X! q全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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" ~/ k/ V2 ~# q# ]3 J/ U4 L别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 , O* e& y: N0 p. C5 ^: s

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

& e8 ~6 ?( r( A4 N- q/ K5 [, R5 T你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 . h# e4 ?2 K$ y$ [2 U
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学,偶像啊。
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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5 I9 Z4 V4 o7 c$ L* T; H* \  k大学教授哦,能不剥削?

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大学教胖还差不多
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
/ V6 N- b! A6 Z9 i紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

4 I- B8 U, F3 a* w( O说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
3 y, o: y2 l# p0 l紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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; Y1 B$ D8 U6 X* |7 ^5 j哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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