Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
& x% w9 ?  c& Y$ Y9 olong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
  W3 a: @& v6 Z4 I7 I2 zthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
9 Q% J* T1 s- _the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
8 @0 X% {' T4 Y* m& H# D4 E- qask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
. D6 _( Z& n1 I2 n6 j0 r3 C will pay you $500.

8 i, o7 w( t( b1 p$ h' ^5 | This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
- G0 Q  F. A% b0 K; y) `the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

. v5 {6 Y; p# h8 K6 n$ aThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
& V- p0 t6 J; athree legs, and comes down with four?'
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! W! ]0 j; g" r4 ZThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
! A7 x! q9 c. O: }3 C: Tof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
, z! w% Q7 y4 phands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

+ N. \# y3 Q- e" I- g6 |  {'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
# O. J* [+ K5 J, bcomes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
( P' @5 Q" [. d) g- Mand goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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3 h: |% i8 B% T: B>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
* e8 a5 X2 j6 E9 O2 a4 F>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
' B0 J- }# Y, {' s6 l>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

5 B  N3 U5 _! i2 D" {$ ?* r7 S>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
; Z8 h4 O1 z1 a0 v( W' f+ I>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
+ L- o$ e/ A" F6 z/ Y/ C>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜

Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
5 Z/ M" G8 r) h  [A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
4 S# V+ D: E" G" i+ N1 w6 e! U1 Elong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
0 T$ w4 j2 d9 ythat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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4 D; H& p" k0 g1 K, l3 r$ P好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
! R' R$ T) S8 M: j9 i“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
- K9 |( T5 z0 m% ^  }加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

- g0 a7 L& Y* }* T% I. Z真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表



8 w7 \6 Y* R9 {2 j9 `8 G好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
( i3 ^# L; R; z4 P8 u: G9 }好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

% l0 k3 r4 ~) y2 P  v! t真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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0 O6 s: z- N) w. M全盘接受一下。

  o; ?: g. I. F9 f( M* X2 B' K真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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# K) B* R+ y! X, T9 t( K真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
1 N5 p5 G7 W3 P; N2 ~5 \加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

# U& a2 }' r4 l0 ?大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
0 L& d, Q  V9 r9 s+ o6 P大学教胖还差不多
( R  P8 ?/ E. t6 p! L# h她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
) t: b* Y6 K7 O. A' ]3 |/ C: U紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

% r+ g! ^9 ~9 p6 T, A, V说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
8 D" E' f( S& U- c0 X( P: t5 [紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢