Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
" u, X/ q6 v* m( U; m4 O lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
" Q  x( r; M7 B% h' s- C) Uask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
! b/ `) o" k- z+ k$ uyou pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

( U: [/ ~- o$ s7 g, b  ~) sNow, it's the newfie's turn.

/ H9 T" L, t7 h/ \- O9 BHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
& f& i) v  g; j  fthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
0 A$ C% J0 R! r5 G8 V, e" U; B+ L  Q' Eof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

* ]5 a# j: D% l- i- O0 y# @; O5 qThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
- |- S1 T8 \% N8 J0 }. K- mwakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
! s: f4 y! B/ c. P- O% c; l5 {  l- ]comes down with four?'

  n$ z0 U) }* O* Z% \0 S& `The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
! F# t( K; @" K& j>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
: s# E9 C# `' I6 _& D* i+ m>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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5 R' Z8 G. v% E( \# ^7 f5 _>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
" w% `$ g" `2 B3 O>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
5 {2 h8 x6 d% T% p5 P>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
, ?: `( x5 C) r3 b5 l$ C1 `4 @A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
5 F+ T4 E; v0 e* Q$ h. R9 ~( Flong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
+ p8 R( D, q* H  r" X9 G" ~that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
. D- v. Q$ [1 |( [7 i9 jthe newfie would l ...

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0 }$ m6 W& @& z) Q9 v& K' G好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
! x, Z8 m' p! K% r/ K7 _/ K好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
" H: Q; r8 _1 R1 |加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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' N) W, V( S; w0 [, y( M好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
& t, g* Y* B- O0 c4 ?2 U* @6 e好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

, v' ?% h* ^7 N% c) f* h' w真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

2 s4 a9 f9 i$ \0 Z' Q% |真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

+ B1 Y/ @8 q, q( b! `你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

* q6 m* W5 I; a+ Z; r多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
7 ~" O) w; r: D/ F& H2 j' r大学教胖还差不多
7 ^- A9 C* ?4 e1 Z) U5 N7 M3 v她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

1 u3 D; M6 c) a# B哈哈，你们在这开小会呢