Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
8 m) R, f$ \7 Along flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
& Y" E& W2 k+ wthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
% ^  z4 r- q& r. G The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
, H2 N1 ~, e) L lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

! E( t* C7 g, j' X You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
  D5 a9 ?4 ]2 C  K6 s. j0 X, Q8 _ will pay you $500.

1 e! a: I& F: u" A This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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% v+ o  B1 w5 `( b- `1 }The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
+ @) D4 H! `* [  m! `$ t+ N0 l+ ythe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
! Y  T2 |8 H7 D; S$ p4 X" Gpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
/ T3 w5 U* J1 y9 v5 C" j1 l% [lawyer.

9 `% Y6 S  N1 U& _% P2 ZNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
2 ]; y' C: J1 q: Z% h9 Qreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
: S/ [* A( A& ?8 ^of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
: H1 q. v! {; Uwakes the newfie up and asks,
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" v, f7 z- ]; _( G'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
$ |/ Y3 C$ m6 _: i/ {comes down with four?'

; i1 p. A5 v/ v, M# W- }2 u2 bThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
+ r! o$ Z6 M8 m( Dand goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
+ o) B  k% p$ C$ l>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
3 A9 U& T8 `7 V. j: r8 Q/ V# Z6 [>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
% r6 q! G0 X6 m>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
5 Y; A/ _  i! P>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
5 r" R; ^9 J2 r+ y: ]( e9 l+ f$ n>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
* [6 b  q$ Z* d2 X& X+ F>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
2 W2 g- N1 X6 G- Along flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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) c4 \# T9 B7 I- F/ k" r2 Q好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
0 t, P* Z/ h# Y4 z  I: d  X7 G2 D“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
% k- G4 @4 R! w+ r& j好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

+ ?! P3 S" }$ I真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


" M8 }7 @7 d, L+ [全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

) D* O. B, g; ^& @- f6 d真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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% e1 {: R1 b" ?别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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0 _6 n; W" d: i* M1 @! W别把我往坏路上领啊。

: \* S4 m/ E9 A+ I你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
# n6 K& \6 v" l: s- W  E9 v她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
  r8 w; H  ^( {1 Y) G' C  h紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢