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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
$ p! i- ]. H8 {9 X1 V/ [; Y& @; |long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
2 Y2 m! Z3 _1 \! v' O! Qthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
/ u( N$ k5 M) ^the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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6 Q+ l3 e. r8 \8 Z; H) w7 Z The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so2 t5 z3 P8 [2 E3 O
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
/ g* o2 T8 m( @. S* \ lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I* E' m8 J1 x" O
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,/ `6 T& c( t, P$ i
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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9 i% e) V6 H; a; x- u This catches the newfie's attention and to keep  G  `9 X- Y5 q1 ~' l) N1 p
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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: u5 A/ j& O$ FThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his' f. K' {( L7 ?9 c0 B
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the4 r' c8 o5 r8 D( J  c
lawyer. 5 C/ o# V4 R& B; p$ e& D

8 K6 z$ q! j5 }, i, J4 l  ZNow, it's the newfie's turn.2 ~3 V7 n  p, {5 l- D6 N

0 |0 n. l& z- Q/ cHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
# F5 _( c9 E, G2 h3 [three legs, and comes down with four?' 0 {, r# ~8 w8 o! ^" n

  ^! M4 i0 v& h0 X3 V7 J" SThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all# R) w% s! R# h) G1 A7 A( Z1 t
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all- y, v2 z) \8 W1 j
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour9 V3 R' D" Q2 v) K4 L  K; t& {
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and2 r& N$ V. {# }9 q
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right0 J/ H: z: R& a
back to sleep.
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4 Q7 D+ m' ^* X* cThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
" x- X$ v7 D! Uwakes the newfie up and asks, 5 `4 ~2 v! B( q. F# K1 f5 Y
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and8 r- H( I& f3 L3 O9 Y5 L9 o7 ]: R
comes down with four?' " h6 f% I- @7 v, V4 M$ V

! C( b9 ^, w1 s. T0 d4 k- K# tThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!3 p* R/ ?+ U) M2 h

% r5 b8 F6 c$ Q* t/ V; b1 WLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the" H$ _7 C/ C' A& f+ m. t  l

6 c$ t( o% a% u0 E>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
+ S) v+ t2 r! D9 b4 X>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason 9 x- U6 R9 u  [: m3 ^
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
  N$ g0 G: |4 n6 _7 m' r>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, ' W2 V7 K. _5 |5 J* U6 |3 @
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct' H& x$ ]7 T" S* P$ H
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
& z9 m& d$ j9 s7 ^9 F4 l>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
8 X; {& ~% z4 d: u; s3 H5 a9 n>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
' v) g; A) k! E$ b$ D1 m>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, ( `$ h5 h3 A! f9 B
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
9 y" v+ K) T& ?. {>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the % S: x' Y) E+ t: C9 V9 ^! e* b1 H
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
) D8 {: s& L% f8 J  ?# E>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
$ |! U! v7 c. MA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
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- R3 ~8 ]' t6 k! k4 R6 ^' w好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
. h  k/ I' i* h5 M% v“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
$ Q, o4 J5 I9 @. ^2 X7 R/ }好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 # z- o, q/ D4 l+ v) q5 J
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 ' }$ ^3 M6 n5 {* |: O
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:& K9 y" x0 W% U- n/ J4 E4 Y( C7 _: o
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
6 N, ~3 I) T; r2 w/ ~4 H好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

# ?2 x1 z0 t, K9 k# n1 M真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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( O7 P4 t2 i7 @真聪明,偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 ( a+ V( ?, r# O; S" A4 o! o

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9 @$ J, _1 T2 W' y& `0 F全盘接受一下。

( c$ `3 h1 D1 ?- X真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 3 B5 w4 _! V1 k7 j- V. w
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 9 C; n1 W4 m" Y& S

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

' q5 f: ?* O. P你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 % v* P6 k4 G: y; D7 F3 W  O
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

  B8 u0 C& l" A* A! \多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学,偶像啊。
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?

9 R- l' K2 w0 w: Q" z4 E# {2 n她是大学教瘦?8 q0 A& A% ^. |
大学教胖还差不多
. z3 U& d$ v+ U( ~8 Z/ {她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
! {: z- K) l7 B/ X$ [5 u紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
( @0 R1 [1 M; @. g! [; [紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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