Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
$ p! i- ]. H8 {9 X1 V/ [; Y& @; |long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
2 Y2 m! Z3 _1 \! v' O! Qthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
/ u( N$ k5 M) ^the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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6 Q+ l3 e. r8 \8 Z; H) w7 Z The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
/ g* o2 T8 m( @. S* \ lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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9 i% e) V6 H; a; x- u This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
- z" V" ]" ~0 @the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

: u5 A/ j& O$ FThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

8 K6 z$ q! j5 }, i, J4 l  ZNow, it's the newfie's turn.

0 |0 n. l& z- Q/ cHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
# F5 _( c9 E, G2 h3 [three legs, and comes down with four?'

  ^! M4 i0 v& h0 X3 V7 J" SThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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4 Q7 D+ m' ^* X* cThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
" x- X$ v7 D! Uwakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

! C( b9 ^, w1 s. T0 d4 k- K# tThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
3 a0 F% |( g* ^& r/ \and goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!

% r5 b8 F6 c$ Q* t/ V; b1 WLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

6 c$ t( o% a% u0 E>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
+ S) v+ t2 r! D9 b4 X>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
  N$ g0 G: |4 n6 _7 m' r>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
& z9 m& d$ j9 s7 ^9 F4 l>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
8 X; {& ~% z4 d: u; s3 H5 a9 n>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
' v) g; A) k! E$ b$ D1 m>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
9 y" v+ K) T& ?. {>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
) D8 {: s& L% f8 J  ?# E>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
$ |! U! v7 c. MA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
& m. G5 Z4 |& Y) _$ n0 o9 dlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
  ~1 H( |3 l  w2 J  c/ e; W" Tthe newfie would l ...

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- R3 ~8 ]' t6 k! k4 R6 ^' w好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
. h  k/ I' i* h5 M% v“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
$ Q, o4 J5 I9 @. ^2 X7 R/ }好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表



好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
6 N, ~3 I) T; r2 w/ ~4 H好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

# ?2 x1 z0 t, K9 k# n1 M真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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( O7 P4 t2 i7 @真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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9 @$ J, _1 T2 W' y& `0 F全盘接受一下。

( c$ `3 h1 D1 ?- X真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

' q5 f: ?* O. P你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

  B8 u0 C& l" A* A! \多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

9 R- l' K2 w0 w: Q" z4 E# {2 n她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
. z3 U& d$ v+ U( ~8 Z/ {她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
! {: z- K) l7 B/ X$ [5 u紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
( @0 R1 [1 M; @. g! [; [紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢