Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
% c. I7 X4 H7 c/ W) T1 ythat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
# r  z5 l+ l6 g) Ethe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
: f& E' h7 S' q5 Vask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
% {7 V9 `9 O( E5 l% E: q- `/ @" tyou pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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5 I0 G0 [9 y+ }# J9 k0 a' |8 U) q6 mThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
5 Q3 v# n/ y) `& R, h" G$ ?- Sthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
/ L$ R& _8 d2 s- ipocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

$ x7 f% u2 q) q7 O( VNow, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
& u: C, v" o# pthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
, D8 i5 m, }( l' swakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
  `" g$ w6 ^7 i( v+ J& `comes down with four?'

! H+ I; J  o$ n' G# YThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
6 E5 X& p. a  [5 x$ ~8 Xand goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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1 ~& `4 `) J2 U+ x$ `>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
7 p+ N% n3 ?" L, Y; x>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
& b0 a1 n+ a/ B>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
( ?+ T1 o& W/ P0 G( d+ Y2 ~$ C>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
; x: _1 b' W3 Q) W  {. M>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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- c$ X! ]% J% {0 i8 [! Z5 y>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
& L6 S# b% K0 `! S>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
  [7 d( X1 H: K% C>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
, }/ D  V7 I0 d; ^加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

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& r" s$ X3 Z  n& [/ ^8 [; m1 [全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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$ b& v+ X5 m8 }/ ~9 N) `真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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+ [4 A# n' ]1 ?% o% j1 D别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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' H/ X' }8 ]' {1 R+ g/ H别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
  P% E, t, W+ J9 @! F* `加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

# J. I2 d- t* i; C4 A( @) r- C: `多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

! A" x% K4 k$ x: ^: Y! P9 A; v: \8 \真博学，偶像啊。

1 O- N( C3 b4 `& r; a+ p& _5 h大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
7 L1 \; k  _1 ^0 [她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢