Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
0 s4 y9 ^. A. P; s  {. W3 hlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
7 Z  u& S8 F( k) |  B2 jthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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! Q: m- t- s: f8 b1 f# b" H The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
# p' N: v; p3 d7 n4 w5 }% Xask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

5 Y: u( t4 r2 G% z! t8 c" O You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
7 s% w* L+ q) i will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
, I! m$ `; G! f% w/ Athe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
$ W6 ?( n  i+ o# zthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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$ P, e7 r1 e* T* g, `+ K- tThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
% u7 b7 _9 d# X1 F! I  npocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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6 v# e! ?! z/ Y+ L& lNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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( o! o4 l+ Q" p( |# Z3 JHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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' K2 {! i" b4 d% q, ]The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
! X- h- k4 l) x4 R* C' Cthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
4 ]$ i/ K% f6 ]$ G; r% fof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

: _  |6 w8 j2 Q5 j/ Y5 |'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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7 u2 [/ |) d+ u* y6 a" TThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!
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( b  M4 i, n/ T* KLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
0 X) P" W! q5 n9 \: H1 M: V6 v>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
& S) P) E' v) I! H: P>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
) i& U5 j1 W, F7 l>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
7 d% J; m7 x9 H# M, c# U! Z2 g>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
$ w- \+ v, }& I) e% j>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

6 g- u5 I' r1 D>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
1 K; y  Q4 G' J5 l2 n' Z+ n. A>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
  F1 ~0 ?8 j, _% u>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
# o, p: H) S7 J# n* ?) s2 a# sA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
  h6 v+ C4 g* k+ X2 `; {+ p6 }# kthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

2 g, _6 o& r+ S: y& e* K  G+ M% F
9 c+ N9 P0 n& x- M$ ?$ _好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
: O% }, \2 F/ a* A( p" `$ d好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
& b. D3 t; F/ F/ l$ j加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
- Z2 }9 A* T# Y“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

$ }) k1 b. Y  |6 y# Z真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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3 l3 r* e0 ]( l9 {, O+ q真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

4 m) @. k- G/ {* N7 k$ u别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表


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( a- H( R- [0 Z& W3 g% C3 s  U别把我往坏路上领啊。

; `8 H3 f4 J4 C) t: h2 ^: Y你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
% W) V. c8 {8 E" \. m" ^% [0 w$ f加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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4 d2 a8 a- d) h/ @  D真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

0 o" f7 W% b5 w大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
. E3 K0 e- z# ?6 z( N  M大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

) ^% h* V7 T, F1 ~! d说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
) g7 Y' q* K9 M8 G! d% F紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢