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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
6 N: U6 d) p! j: ulong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
" h; Q6 h! L8 @* Dthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
! a" z! A3 A/ nthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
4 \7 x  B; K5 w- T; B. _' o he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The, Q; D- s1 Y, T  r/ y. }/ r' I7 b+ b
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
: B3 ~! `- V$ Q! Aask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
7 p" K1 B/ |* Dyou pay me only $5. 4 D' b: G0 `5 x# s: ^7 y' R! b4 d

) P) D  m9 N0 l+ E$ q! r You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
& U: B, e- l& O will pay you $500. , `, ~4 F2 e% z# h0 d# X* ?3 v
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep2 N2 M3 g4 X1 _! ^4 V: ?! k
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. 7 k2 d- L8 Q7 m4 J" n6 C
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
6 D3 [. F5 v/ L0 \& cthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?' " N1 t: O2 `& u8 N6 O% h/ M0 S

5 Q2 H8 f, L5 S  k4 L+ z$ A9 pThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
3 y# ^" A/ m5 `1 O4 Epocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the3 Q( P+ C) I% \" M1 k
lawyer. 7 D9 g8 ]) ?& p" U6 ^0 O, Y" {

4 m& l( s" i" ^+ P/ \Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all5 B6 C! t( Y9 `
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all9 k7 C/ O0 S5 _: S: n
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
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hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
1 U( N3 p% z$ K( p5 Cback to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He% @8 W1 b$ d- a9 P+ y$ A; ]6 T
wakes the newfie up and asks, : A, C  U0 b8 ]- n2 A

( b. D  M0 q4 L0 B" q'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and( J! B8 _& p) u
comes down with four?'
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0 F( H9 l' u2 w- D4 R6 YThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5" @9 @5 t, ]9 m6 f
and goes back to sleep.
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大型搬家
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!! Y3 V3 s: H( t3 ^
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the/ f3 P$ p, j% y% H* @

7 Z' W- t4 P# f* F>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
* G9 b* ?. Y* {: N4 P% R+ F>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
$ G2 y! u( ]1 A4 l" \. P9 Y>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
% _- d0 a& o9 Z2 p$ d>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
7 B3 H6 Z. @% M+ s5 N- Q, Y>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research 6 w" Y3 e* p4 ~: g
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a ( T6 j. d7 c9 O+ N4 l. E
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more % d1 J3 O! T6 ], I7 {! S; f
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, 3 W: ]  N* O- t$ q
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three. @6 s' k8 u! y3 {% X- |2 T4 p

5 ^4 _& g3 d! d3 R+ E4 P9 s>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's 9 {' u7 g4 A% P8 [0 L- a
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the 3 [2 ^1 `. r3 h* L- ^& g& f* S3 o
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand ( [  T/ Q/ U2 N) u
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
, U* R" D! X1 c: i) PA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a+ X0 b; |! K7 f0 O
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb, i  K4 T# _% E% _( G$ d
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if% J0 \4 ]3 R: T0 a' Y0 }1 ?
the newfie would l ...

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1 |; l3 }5 ]) X好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
2 V; i  w; z) T$ O- {6 W“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
2 d' c' Y6 h; e4 l( ?# ]! _好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
1 L7 l- S) a+ x' J加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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( K3 ]+ o- Z4 m; B好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:9 K( }# X% i+ J8 s, E
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
. {% S% M" l# i$ X! C好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

" I; i% F0 e: c真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明,偶像啊
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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 6 W" Y$ u! M2 s

: R/ u5 ]! k7 S( R; E0 z真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 * L' ?7 H% d2 z; F7 B" a% [2 p
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( `" a$ S4 B4 r1 ?6 n; L; J  _* Y+ L$ T别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 % [- l1 R1 X! v4 p/ w3 ?8 b6 k
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 0 P2 O2 a9 X1 B% q( H

# x" l! K7 b1 K' H2 [; O* X真博学,偶像啊。

: E* s6 d9 g$ V! W大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 / @3 \3 l! z2 v* ^+ Y& }+ r; Y
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?
# H) A) Y) d% b大学教胖还差不多
) S4 N$ f5 Q2 |6 w$ C她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
- `: r. R% F  |; W* A紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

3 u: u. t# @  K/ ~说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
0 p" g& m; I, {紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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5 P# q3 e+ n! r/ ]* U. F, h哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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