Newfie Joke

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-10-31 10:58

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
0 `/ W) C% e: @" n0 I; H1 Fthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so2 d$ Y) h# l; v; h% U; O; J
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The3 w* C) r  v$ `" x/ |: b3 Y
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I$ [* G6 x) }5 N. _* @$ t' U
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,2 ]# {# H/ [- f4 w* {0 p6 F
you pay me only $5.
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1 a: r) c8 R+ R" ]% a( Z6 V$ R You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I. [2 n) |9 c: o9 e
will pay you $500. " }5 w% q2 }' c! I- i8 @

9 {5 S9 ]+ w4 i- z9 T5 K+ D2 J This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's1 W9 d3 R2 t6 X
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' - t" T2 t# \0 K) C+ {# k5 O8 g  H
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his6 F, |6 f+ S- J
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.- L. f+ f: ~( C6 ~( `' ]
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
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9 y4 g! t/ d7 B2 p' VThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
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the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
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hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
7 k( k- O: Y4 [" y; M* Uwakes the newfie up and asks,
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* V* ?4 [5 T4 B9 B'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and& j% L  Y  a% \7 X" O" A7 Q
comes down with four?' ( y, D6 t; w2 W# r; H

: m6 w1 ?; G/ BThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $55 A1 o7 A% [7 R* C- Z
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao · 发表于 2008-10-31 13:41

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou · 发表于 2008-10-31 20:17

so nice

瓦窑 · 发表于 2008-11-2 08:50

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜 · 发表于 2008-11-13 16:33

Great

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-17 21:36

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:33

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:38

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
, v" s! X/ A  {" qA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if* d2 D5 E  d7 [: W
the newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 4 G# F3 k& n! }
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
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好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 12:33

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 - [' [7 d" T) g0 d6 j, U( Y! d

: a R" r( \, Z. e% A真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 13:38

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:17

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 ! [, X4 B- O/ z* F; W
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:25

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 / |1 K$ O; S) x2 _# d/ y
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:57

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 5 U& a$ k" _9 [8 f7 Z4 `, ]& Z
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 11:21

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 1 S! P) [% \; R) c

# i; T3 S1 t2 B/ y. ^/ c大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多

她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是

）

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-21 12:41

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 13:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 D! p0 }" g* b! P
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听

，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
: ? t# U, Z E( _. j0 ]# n紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢

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