Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
* Z6 m4 K7 u9 N( @' wthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
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lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
" R5 m+ p# f7 a& e9 E7 g3 ]you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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) b) Q' J& h4 k; N This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

& t7 \& B) h, y$ W! {; w8 QThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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+ ]7 O- W4 \; @1 B; pHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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7 K& G" X1 ]8 d* }1 WThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
0 N0 }" P$ j& k  D; B4 X0 Chands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
4 h1 w, I9 x$ h  M. v+ a! ^) eback to sleep.

9 c: H2 L' J* n5 H1 fThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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2 y1 z4 G0 t2 N$ @0 x0 ~- ]The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
+ T+ ~" J( j1 X! Z$ y( R3 V$ Dand goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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. p6 H: W& d9 s( j. J9 J>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
# v% n: Z3 W1 I>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
- Y  I, }- A0 G: T>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

/ X2 F( p: D) v: Y" ~% l% A>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
) G+ y# x; S1 m) d: C7 }>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
* K9 g9 _6 ?% h' K' P/ [>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜

Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
3 I3 ^6 e5 o2 i) RA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
2 G1 v- w% }7 B; e5 Blong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
/ y1 f5 C4 r3 Z: d% g6 r5 Ethat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
' b+ |8 R: ]7 H4 ]加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

9 v1 f; D# G7 a) B真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

" L$ c9 Q+ W) P! ?7 |真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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' c: f$ {$ Q2 u真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

; Y5 T5 k1 b& P2 U) G1 y真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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$ ]8 g. h7 D8 I# H2 y# [/ @别把我往坏路上领啊。

1 C/ f; p  \0 E7 ?, {你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

6 V, [1 n) _+ L- q: j# Z7 U- {多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
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! ?1 H- k& B% T" t# q& F( \$ R她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
' t0 }2 Q: h' M" [0 N0 m紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢