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A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a0 ^3 J! D8 f7 u
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
1 R" R) t; e, k2 l; N4 sthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if- B- E* O( u; N
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
5 T3 k4 `0 ?! {3 V7 A he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
* C) x0 H# z6 m' \/ J* n# { lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I n, [) J% p' M1 V% Q2 V e
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I$ G' t8 I+ \! j1 O/ H' o9 q* C
will pay you $500.
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9 d4 N' }4 w4 V4 ^$ W p This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
5 L- i) U0 j: K1 ?; k' R' \the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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3 w' [9 x0 h0 L" j( z+ QThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's# w/ F* e) \; w0 s' m4 b6 `4 w
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his6 ]( S) @# Q+ |7 H4 c
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the$ M* E" u* ]* p6 f1 Y$ v2 u1 Z
lawyer. 2 R) M6 g8 J8 c, G$ Q) ~( b
; b% @: A/ y0 Z" S L' J8 q" K; [Now, it's the newfie's turn.2 a) ~3 T* |8 v3 W# ~& A6 X
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
: C5 I+ g' r+ @4 d3 Ethree legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
$ A4 p, ~: O7 l% mreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all3 G4 O0 B- i9 m: i( L( }' [
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
; t* y. O5 g5 H! {of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
4 [( ]* N3 G) |. Y5 Y' w* zhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
- y2 @) `0 }! c) K$ pwakes the newfie up and asks, ; N9 s6 ^: f2 ]2 X6 u
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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3 X; j( z; u! H; K' c2 s) GThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41
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