Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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6 R1 p" L9 z5 a2 g, T* \$ g1 r( M5 I& C The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
* I8 K& Y2 S9 K he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
7 T. L/ `! e+ |  r' B2 ryou pay me only $5.

+ q' j% l1 e1 C4 a' |: n: a; a4 c" G9 J You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
+ P# H! g7 w  k: X( S6 jthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
1 J) N7 E' s: v' g$ uthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

6 o' L  P7 C' D% fThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
5 ]' G- Z" p2 f: \. b2 ~% Y1 G1 U- Epocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
2 j0 p3 H1 |# @9 Dthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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# a9 m3 s" S" a; G! X/ s+ tThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
. u$ ?- S" h6 M5 x# Xreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
8 K# o8 P' m, u2 h1 z' Fof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
: y( Y( Q5 {' _3 K: n2 }back to sleep.

9 e) Z( f* \  l, z" R6 XThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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' r3 G; x/ s) {* Z  {* `'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
2 V. `: y" k) p" ?comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

& Y" ~. I" {0 p: x>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
1 y  ?& }7 C) F# O1 z- V>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
! [4 A$ M) N3 F7 k: j* ~" ]6 I>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
& C/ W- c( @1 X>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
  a# l! V2 c5 r' u6 ]. j4 T- S% ?, `>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
/ V8 _6 B, L! h& R7 l>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
$ N  r9 Y& `: N2 ]>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
9 I1 t- q# I% }$ X>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
% ]* {/ g  ], S% Y>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
  U9 @, ]/ Y- I; C/ H  ?5 x) sthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
$ r' `9 Y: r/ j% r$ ethe newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
' ~: b, e: Y6 k" v! l8 |; \“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
5 Y' X. Q1 y) v, I加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

; Q( Z& {2 o4 d真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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1 \5 A- n& P7 d' k好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
- F4 ^4 `  b) R“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
. V1 f- Z9 V& I1 R( t8 t好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

) X+ w* T' H* o0 w真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

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7 i7 j' J0 O8 W  Q  U4 @全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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* M; [$ o5 N4 D/ X  z+ x( F5 ?全盘接受一下。

: W7 x, L2 ]. }1 o真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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3 _+ i6 m/ f5 K) L! d真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

. x, _/ Q9 S: T/ z别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
9 O! l; b' N5 i/ f加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

: k# `- P' q/ h1 ?" ?. s; H; [多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

7 P) }2 D5 j6 u1 I* M* M& z她是大学教瘦？
5 p: |: |: @& W, m2 U7 h大学教胖还差不多
! m& H( G* p5 H* D- w她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
$ O0 a5 o4 }) ^紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢