Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
# p5 ?! x$ b: W' v' xlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
! B# L$ Q, k5 o7 S+ {2 vthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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+ c4 N5 E0 ]) Z; T  W7 c The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
4 ~% i) M* A' t! } he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
+ t3 Z  a: X+ d' G1 X lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
5 ?+ G. _: _8 H( V! {8 R# A0 |ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

2 Y8 C0 `! @' z  E You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
' ~% L& U7 [- l" K8 Z( X5 z$ \) \ will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
/ w- D% x# u: E6 t& slawyer.

, h* V% V; c3 E# ONow, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

5 D# V& G( q+ l6 D- ZThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
; q, X" R, `* L/ U, Z" yreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
7 y. e) V, O6 d7 Fof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
, T7 r& R) j, khands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

! n; c+ G$ o. t- X8 z6 }7 mThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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! U' N* J2 D- L! W5 n'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
" b0 T& E8 r4 a# j- N>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
3 u6 l+ a, O! J: K! h) c0 D9 i>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
& Y! c1 [, ?2 M7 m) n0 L>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
' R  o, }1 w& B4 E2 p) U: A5 S>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
& b) ]8 m( `- K) C' `the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
3 e& w9 r+ d3 @4 \6 `, Z+ n“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
$ U$ O/ i6 d, \& A加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

: _. ~% |( L. U+ j: N; d+ U" x真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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; {  k" g& K2 ?, s2 @5 L好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

4 G( S+ P, j  b% Z. p0 e真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

! e( |, \; I+ R: g( Q# W0 S, L真聪明，偶像啊

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9 C  R' v8 T# _) I* @) f全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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2 N: [9 D! @4 `, w" K别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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" b1 y: l* e) I7 M8 L别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
. e5 L, B+ |" g+ H加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

4 r) R' ]4 ~% l3 `她是大学教瘦？
6 ]2 ?+ |5 Y" |/ ^* w( U" O大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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5 T$ j3 ^& P- U) T1 `哈哈，你们在这开小会呢