Newfie Joke

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-10-31 10:58

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
6 H- @' _4 W8 Bthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
3 O! L/ O  Q; {' |! U( ] he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
$ W, G! t+ t5 |2 T3 x3 C# B lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
+ @/ H/ B+ d! x/ j; A! u: z; Dask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
1 e7 X* }$ ]! A- \you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I9 A+ u6 V$ k) ~' G
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep% `+ b1 J6 j5 U: y
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
& Y, g1 K  h# V5 jthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'   X  a* x0 e3 M6 [+ @9 `

; G8 I% M+ W: I! ^The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
6 a# S* K- w  L8 s! x$ opocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
1 }1 j/ E* G4 f  Rlawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.. M# i) B6 I1 G( S! V
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
) S( i. O* }2 Y2 f4 Sthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
  i" L9 ~/ D6 k# ]6 Kreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
/ e, i5 A* N5 E8 w6 B7 x2 D7 s+ lthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
- _5 |% l/ E/ r3 Aof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and5 F- D6 Q0 v8 A, F) A
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
, t. q) H( s) _8 j; a' `* gback to sleep. ' s  ^2 ]- Z6 ^$ N( w. y$ R  G
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He2 _) f* H$ S7 ^/ v: Q- v. T
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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- ]: R- O2 ?. W, b' l6 s'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and& q; B* K" Q9 k
comes down with four?' 4 T/ Y% s4 R; S6 P/ l: x( K

( E9 w1 J( J8 T: DThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5$ A- p+ K% Q, Q- c0 z2 q8 ~# ^
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao · 发表于 2008-10-31 13:41

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou · 发表于 2008-10-31 20:17

so nice

瓦窑 · 发表于 2008-11-2 08:50

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜 · 发表于 2008-11-13 16:33

Great

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-17 21:36

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:33

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:38

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 6 \& a; j0 Y$ g, g7 r0 a) k4 s: }
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a; ?2 s2 u) v6 R+ `* a3 o1 X
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
2 |/ _/ b& H, V; V9 R1 zthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
. |3 r" o- Q1 V+ _% Y& Rthe newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 . B% z J3 r, C! L# o9 ~
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 , M4 ^, n! W0 M, h

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“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，# Q) h' @/ a9 r* c+ b( h
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 12:33

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 ; P4 M; w& h9 F8 |8 f

; U& ?/ P( t6 a# s& m/ g真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 13:38

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:17

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 7 D5 Q5 p! I! \5 r/ [, i5 _- C/ G
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:25

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 3 V* s+ D( r* a) U. @
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
; g0 p ?' g* z! [ z3 c加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:57

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 : a, }; Q6 h# _6 t9 S

* |; g. u+ `" |: U' B% B真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 11:21

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 3 `& Z/ p' p N3 H" [

/ i+ f4 s7 L0 ?; a5 P4 s3 U! G大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多

她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是

）

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-21 12:41

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 13:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
7 J8 o* Q6 y1 n, w+ u, G% i8 p紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听

，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 2 Y2 |! J- x2 V( f; a% [
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢

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