Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
0 w. y: W! l) n The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
! ^9 g. f. O) ~you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

" K/ U! U6 u; R; V. Z: x This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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4 y5 {+ U" c& I0 v1 p& h$ ~2 z5 @The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
/ D0 T3 B: B- g' R, \+ Sthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
& X. y0 h/ s" W4 J# Gpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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8 c$ s, o$ E: ~$ p, {He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
8 |9 M) }/ s% g  jreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
: V- x: l# `6 N8 F6 y$ Sof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
, }) z( @8 B" K3 a0 T% I+ P6 fhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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1 G; V3 S& D+ ^: jThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

  w# s, }/ K+ i'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

1 X+ o! u# ?  m8 F8 uThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
( V# H! |( E$ B$ G' P9 Dand goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!
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7 S. S6 ?0 ]4 K* P7 l0 vLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
( p; Y# u+ @2 D- M9 Q1 z>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
0 h0 Z% G( U: a' x( N>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
3 F4 `- _: M6 W4 Z+ x>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
5 D: [( S0 i$ Z4 L! F>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
% B! Y  ~8 }5 j5 e  M& G>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
/ q: g! t$ ~1 g6 r1 n8 `2 SA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
$ A  b7 }2 K3 t' [3 j+ Wlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
/ I* a2 U6 p1 b$ e2 G) x* wthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
' |0 f2 z+ C; {9 P4 I9 j好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
  R& d+ P, S& A* F. w, ~加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

  e. U: p5 A. M7 |' v真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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6 t" K: N% L' k3 J4 w) m好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
' I1 S* }/ o6 \“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

) `; D. N0 B+ c# F" _' }' v' l全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

  Q" ^7 R" e( x. a真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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/ M8 L4 K5 g$ |$ Y. l别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
  d9 z. _& [, l- t加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

  C5 h& w: o- {大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
8 n, F; H( D' ^$ B% |2 I7 j: u她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

( Z* i& i) N* K% Z4 m说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
8 r6 m! x0 k# E6 ?- M9 O1 N紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

1 f" N0 @# A% |, v哈哈，你们在这开小会呢