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Newfie Joke

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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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2 M" f# u  R0 E' Athat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if) D2 r+ i& {% i8 Q2 \% u
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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( o$ X# M/ q7 b# g The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
5 y8 c9 h* ^" m& M) K+ V6 V8 y& X' S he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
5 i, d! t. s/ v% g( O lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
- n$ T, Q2 l1 @* bask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,. S$ a; g% D) _& s1 k
you pay me only $5.
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7 J8 Q0 @, [! U* Y You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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* {. M. ?3 C0 H8 C' u2 Y8 I This catches the newfie's attention and to keep! I. p8 C, v3 d( Q/ P& t( b
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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4 A- T/ G" k( W4 w% q4 lThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's: C0 U! l% B% v( o( ?1 L
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' 6 u' \% m  ]7 O7 p. g
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
& u5 G  a6 u  R3 epocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.+ o8 L6 h3 [8 N, H1 ^" Q. y4 r
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with- |5 T9 G1 I( `2 k, J0 m" d+ ^
three legs, and comes down with four?' ; q2 Z" t6 Y2 x4 J
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
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the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour5 T$ A- _2 G: q! ]9 S
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and& U: H- E4 l$ P  ~# k, G, E
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right  w$ K8 N" s6 Z0 R
back to sleep. * f- z: A( w0 Q5 D* M) E

: z8 M, |% v: P0 b* A/ m9 t* bThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
4 M7 P0 `$ M4 e$ Z1 qwakes the newfie up and asks,
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$ `  u7 k5 O9 }* B( q5 z: m7 ?'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
1 _7 M9 ]! J8 B, r; y) J8 ]comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

老杨团队 追求完美
>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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8 d) r! M9 F9 K4 s2 W' I1 j>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
3 W( g" j1 }- x* H>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason 8 M% e/ Y  _; Q3 ?! @* `3 w
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
+ `& s' I) h# Q+ g. E. p' l>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
4 Y- ^! p2 B9 h8 N+ \0 f- X: ]>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct; ~1 |* u) I% T5 r0 `

- z7 F# D* ]+ q9 t7 I( c>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research 5 q, |/ U' `: Q$ W2 r
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
* Q) Q2 g% Q5 J- r* |6 t- P>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
6 a8 w8 x1 ~% z* j3 @>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
3 s0 V7 T8 `+ p, H>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three) K0 I/ E1 r; ]/ R; s

& F: b3 q3 o  O) @! e; m>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
! d3 `& g+ v& C2 [8 E- T>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the 4 p% X% C. ~; c/ ^
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand ' C( y, i1 R4 U* d% X
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 1 K5 V) `9 x# M  M) p4 }( Q4 z" @
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
  r4 b) W: U1 b8 Lthe newfie would l ...

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2 w4 L2 f; J2 j9 v' O好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
8 @1 {, ?( E7 O( `2 j& ?! b; @“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,- b* [$ A1 ^1 [6 R( d1 k4 |
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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$ C( h' ~- ?, j4 Z+ [好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:& P% J/ W* H, P5 p  U8 I
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,# W. x- F( _1 E' f, c
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

4 u  M- R; t% a, F) M4 T- @真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 # h. I& i" `- v5 m# a% K# ]3 ]1 C
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真聪明,偶像啊
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% f5 k) h/ h6 c& y. D& r全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 & x* N/ {+ R1 F

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3 Q9 q8 I8 o) T% F1 ?" ]; }全盘接受一下。

# N9 Q# B. m# y; `" C  w真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 : z3 K$ _# D, a: O
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 2 L) c5 G  [9 N- c$ k
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 1 ]  c1 H1 H0 d: s5 K0 |1 ^$ Q
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 0 w5 }6 V  C, i9 z9 U

9 {& m" p7 ~+ Z: f真博学,偶像啊。
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 - g7 ~& p: r  e
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?

/ J: [. |9 j4 m! l: q她是大学教瘦?
' y- }0 V# I$ T6 c; l5 L. ]) L: J大学教胖还差不多
( P5 [. D+ }& ~4 l/ p她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 & N% l& }1 i! H! D/ d+ k6 p
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 8 O3 e  q+ a& a& ]4 J
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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