Newfie Joke

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-10-31 10:58

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
! S# o( N  |1 M8 \long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
: J+ e9 Y7 Y/ T' f4 K7 ]that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
% o) A: h5 R) {, ^6 S% Tthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so1 o# b3 v2 E! |
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
6 ]$ S# |2 ~, g4 s lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
7 Q+ z+ N% r" @1 Lask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
2 m+ C0 u1 ^( A, o- Yyou pay me only $5. . x- c) k" I" S. }% S2 C

& Y( O* S* @' N# `8 I8 ^. ^- L You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
+ q3 c, d' S% u' }* t will pay you $500.
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3 k) y. m0 U) y. U( Z* Q This catches the newfie's attention and to keep: T7 P2 B: V2 z8 B
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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) L0 U  q; p. y' o6 QThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's, w1 |. a% U9 C" p) \/ V! \
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his1 @7 c4 b8 ?0 ~5 E' b
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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3 x. R5 h2 K* A! eNow, it's the newfie's turn.. i) u* P1 T9 Z# O  Q$ ^4 k6 @$ ?. ?

: C2 H- d$ \/ U* F& x: f, C, \He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
2 h$ m1 @3 t4 I1 O) d# z, h' ]& Z* Uthree legs, and comes down with four?' 3 A5 y1 D$ }) E" `6 q

& i$ V6 ^% H2 w; MThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all! ?5 O2 y8 q0 l) o3 ^9 g# H; u) L
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
3 }, r+ V/ x9 R; Bthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
. ~6 n, X, X& H# F" t! n+ Iof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and5 }! T& m. P$ Q2 i5 z( C
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right- {7 V# D0 ^5 d8 Y2 |' w
back to sleep. ( Q  I. {6 ^- A$ j
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He, Q' j' w" V% v5 ^
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and- Q4 [2 T: ?0 c  Y
comes down with four?' 9 b6 A$ }0 U; W
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5; F/ N' [# z3 c' |: D  L9 q9 D$ G
and goes back to sleep.7 F: s8 f7 m1 y: `; `
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billzhao · 发表于 2008-10-31 13:41

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou · 发表于 2008-10-31 20:17

so nice

瓦窑 · 发表于 2008-11-2 08:50

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜 · 发表于 2008-11-13 16:33

Great

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-17 21:36

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:33

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:38

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
1 X" D6 O' \! q6 p9 T' JA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a) s3 N4 v- _% |9 \
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb1 R+ f7 }- t! s1 U
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
: n7 M' i3 ~ v8 uthe newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 0 L- ^; x. |, i, B
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 6 k# }( k; V4 S6 H0 P' F9 ]1 l/ T

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
+ d# ~: ^: M, W" _' n1 f“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，0 R+ B! }. X. `2 _" d" F+ L: M' V
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 12:33

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 # D6 E6 F4 e x2 i: G1 w$ v
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真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 13:38

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 + i8 D; L; R$ ^) e& ?
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1 Y! [" B, C9 ^0 l% \5 u全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:17

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:25

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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! A) v1 ? G! Y& V! s9 ?- N: s别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 2 o8 B1 |( E6 z1 N1 H0 a' P) D
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:57

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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' z' R8 R% i ?) ^( a真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 11:21

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 1 a- x L/ f- z: X3 W7 S- p! I; B$ A
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多

她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是

）

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-21 12:41

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 13:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
0 Z9 T5 i! _" _紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听

，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 k9 z1 l4 @9 K
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢

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