Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
, u# [! m9 t$ s0 k; J+ m/ Othat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
& g% i- @) b% g% B0 r he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
& R, ?6 A1 P2 U lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
' g4 r1 Q5 h0 ~6 pask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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. i4 k8 E: ~" y  `3 }, NThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
& H3 c  G/ S" a8 L  q; P4 ^4 t6 Epocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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* `9 M3 _' W# `) Z( x$ d# G) ?Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
6 d3 L' _% }- V6 L' ~& qthree legs, and comes down with four?'

1 d& C. u$ R% b% n2 j+ ~3 R) aThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
1 n7 U5 n$ [$ V& Z1 Cthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
/ T' p) [; U6 b+ `& q/ T8 D7 E! mof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
0 J1 i# c' ?  m% s( @$ }hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
; z$ j5 N* s9 E# y>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
+ _# o3 |+ m0 u+ L>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
8 c+ z4 C* l9 r$ G9 g* p>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
/ a3 \6 d' S, x4 u" H  M>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
6 b8 u6 y; Q3 x, [>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
, u. m0 y9 v; O% V6 l( h8 @! }>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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( Y; W) \5 T2 d. S. v" X8 T7 M>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
3 \. M$ D  v6 y3 C8 a* c>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
5 D" s# h: _; f% }, {% m* \>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
" _" ?0 r7 v4 H>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
+ ^( [# Z9 O8 u) Xlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
" H4 I$ X& h0 v( y" \the newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
' l* b6 R/ }# }/ ~$ {0 a( c* l“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
: o4 |5 u! `! N6 l; }, `加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
; Q0 `7 V1 Z- j! f# y好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

1 w- i, h8 z. z, [真聪明，偶像啊

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5 h* Z9 b8 ]. w0 ^8 ~4 ~! R. r全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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" B5 ?" v" H( K6 Z真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

2 L2 E- B. [! Y7 ?! B; r, K别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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2 U% G3 Q7 m" }0 z4 M别把我往坏路上领啊。

2 q: ]: l8 A/ s# ?& H2 b* j你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

( R' A! k# a# G$ j, y& Y& z多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

$ [- p- X) r5 G# D+ P; e6 m0 b真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

) ?0 L6 {8 }; _# r" @大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

# n! z6 ]* ?0 a# @2 Y5 ], T5 u2 [说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

5 P$ \+ w5 T; W! s5 ]哈哈，你们在这开小会呢