Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
8 ?% O2 ]& _" k7 z7 Y. h4 e0 qthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
/ D  E7 S( ?) h3 j" Y& w6 v  C6 ]the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
  z5 `0 j$ `6 H- w2 {$ J; \. L7 r The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
- f( C8 z7 y, z5 K he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
: m( c& G' Y% iask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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( i0 @+ p* j* {% {  x7 I You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

" a# j2 [! N! f$ P5 m This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
) G  C: P" n3 E0 T; V6 U. vthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

( a/ c/ ]. |/ B8 |The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
0 p# e: N  @' Z6 q/ L7 g: Z; Ppocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
0 X% L" d. S3 R9 ]$ d+ k8 _! O) tlawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

- k. e; e5 [1 [2 r: f& Z+ RThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
- H$ l- Q. d% n* U- B- [$ e2 Y- G3 S1 e1 |references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
1 d( X3 u$ l1 z4 i( Vof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
8 j% G# V& }2 ]# ~: v( Lback to sleep.
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! m4 r9 h7 F! O) u9 _9 `) Z2 a7 vThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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( u9 n% m$ A$ Q'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
6 ^: G9 F8 X7 l& Kcomes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
) }. x+ }9 Q: Y2 w) Land goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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9 x/ ]/ q" f7 {>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
  r, Q8 `' W$ B>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
# m1 k5 X8 N  u) m( F  I4 M>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
* C5 f' h/ K0 P/ c; E6 h# _' g>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
2 _/ q, U) n% {, N$ e>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
- |: l( i5 U6 N' Y$ l# R" o. }>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
% n' `$ i% U6 l) V9 ~( u" O: H1 s>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
, `* z- t4 w8 P( D' K/ k0 QA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
) Q- V* u  ~6 N8 C+ glong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
7 n" n1 H% s  nthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
: a: A2 F/ A' ]5 b) C好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
+ C% Y" b& _7 I加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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' V8 i- L, x& n6 ~好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

" u% n! l$ Q: ~9 S" f$ h真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

& d* l' m/ r# d6 h0 D  Q8 @7 U全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


9 r8 b9 j- j$ g- B4 }全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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- p) P0 c) y4 F别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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# g% A; t% B1 |- q8 W- a! D; K/ M' B真博学，偶像啊。

& w5 i$ b( ^! u" k0 E9 S" H% f1 ~7 a大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
. K- M3 T  v, v! I大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
, D' n8 n) M7 K- p9 \5 I3 _" n  y7 A! y紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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