Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
  P  P. b+ ^% E) G$ F/ z- i! Klong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
( Y4 ]3 F3 e  o2 ~that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
7 m7 v: `( D9 fthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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  q. V7 z! k4 c/ n; Y The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
" \9 R8 I. J* E8 M he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
7 k! f8 M1 N: H8 g) \: syou pay me only $5.
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! U' h) U* @( r; W8 v- b0 S! {1 y You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

' x0 b' u& E+ d7 G3 f+ b; W# H This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
' x* O3 |2 z, \  L% h; tthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
6 t+ G. U6 k- w, i, q! w/ q# opocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

( b  R. j: [  kNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
% T1 a- y2 L) t7 J' Dreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
% Y1 O* {% G) n# Yof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
: M  d2 p* [) P8 L% [& e! D& }$ oback to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

$ d" _/ C; y( i! g0 tThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
& f7 }- p6 x1 U6 x* @and goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!
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' R& U% @# J# p' W3 X8 E% P6 RLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
  `% g5 H1 @: n* h$ f+ j" Q0 D) B: d>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
8 J( p0 o: x6 S>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
- K6 w! y- r. x7 a# A>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
8 p% A3 [4 }7 t) {3 i>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
7 D% p8 q$ d% g2 ]% `4 a, G5 b>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
0 W- h0 t' P) X>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

; F: T, f; }) F( k( L* D+ S>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
# j+ t- s5 h2 p>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
# G2 P, v  ~' J/ B) W2 g% c>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
* x# Y% O7 D! K0 M7 WA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
& `4 a7 ?( m: z5 Z$ v& xthe newfie would l ...

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, b0 i2 t* Z5 d- C1 J4 t好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

$ s5 H0 U& N* b& j" Y" v真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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9 ?% O$ o, ?' O% Y+ p好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
* h+ O. \2 C) F& p; N! m6 y' o好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

6 b8 k, v! C, O% z) T真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

7 w& R- G3 D8 a7 V9 |, \7 Z( z全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表


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' W/ c  e; \  I1 k& o% Q, _别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

3 g% _) E( W! X; D' ?+ r( k真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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0 e. ]( L% J, }大学教授哦，能不剥削？

# O9 A3 h; Q5 M她是大学教瘦？
# c1 L1 i# D! x* v7 \8 E4 k3 |大学教胖还差不多
4 }1 p# w  w2 [她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
, X; R) S9 j2 k, @9 D紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢