Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
5 a; U/ q! B9 W3 F3 ?* fthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
) {: x: q' N7 E& Q$ I, Y5 V" j The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
% F2 k' y. E+ Z7 `. N1 i" K+ r8 S lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
  G2 d5 @3 B1 e9 |ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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+ s7 H* k+ Q) h( S! K You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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3 W% W- L1 s. m# l0 [  _% M8 j This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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; g7 h0 b$ C$ E0 PThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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; S$ b, i7 L: O: U) y2 {! {  KThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
9 n& O( }& N' a8 h( J) o# J& Ypocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

. w' S* t: e; ?/ p5 sNow, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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. F7 q% w2 ^9 F* o4 C. R" LThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
1 J5 |- Q3 Z7 G; e0 T1 ^the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
; d6 S2 n' k  ?7 h- L. ]5 uhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

2 e) R# N, i9 q) k0 {5 lThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
; z% x0 Z. n7 g) Q1 `wakes the newfie up and asks,
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  h3 _9 q* r3 C8 e! m2 I'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
% P3 r- D% Y/ f; I, Dcomes down with four?'

' R4 Q1 s& e4 f) q! T6 P% HThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

) z" P2 G3 J/ t1 D% X7 H9 mLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
! o! ^1 z- z* H# w6 s0 g! C/ J>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
* ]$ [: Z3 m# V+ V2 e. D9 M>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
! Z% @- r& \  Y. f0 B3 E. f0 u>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
1 n3 N) D4 h8 s. p8 X>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

1 q* H. I* e% Z3 ]>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
4 {; I% P6 P5 d>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
( ^, h( S5 [7 }. [>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
9 t( z6 Z1 I" w  e+ I>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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0 _  F' f6 a# l  u2 T3 a>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
1 f0 n9 V" W, K6 l! C8 x>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
$ Z0 Y3 K& ^6 h) F( L: Y* J0 v& P1 q>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
* O: W6 a" I8 o6 {6 A$ p6 Othat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
$ m0 D; ^/ R* K! g2 U$ ~  p, E好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
% u* p7 d  A1 x! H“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

$ E7 ?' X1 P9 s4 Z7 ~7 R+ ^, o( t多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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* x3 _# e3 W2 t1 R) J) ?真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

  I9 z0 x, X, b) Y大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
3 B; G4 j3 R( S她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
4 l8 Y, P5 k& o. L紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

- \/ ]; S1 L2 r" a: L, J说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢