Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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3 ]& \" K; s1 _ The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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# c) r6 B: I  Z4 u" |% T You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

1 O& S7 i( ^7 m* J3 v, {% x/ wThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
  N# U! ^0 U0 J* U# q' V" U  Lthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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! ]" J, T) `$ n. TThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
- L- U: @1 N+ I5 S) {8 C" }; Dwakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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/ z# s: L+ ^9 p5 {The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!
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- a& i; p7 f: Q& B0 _Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
9 V! [( m' E% T$ W9 c9 J' K2 d>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
4 ^9 X: R. |5 u  C/ |>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
' T% f! G' B; l' s6 [6 r2 N>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
& v* \( H$ l$ ~>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
1 Q2 j) t" t' _5 ^>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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0 Y- s$ X6 |6 p1 f) c; o>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
9 @% W- u7 [, N* d9 I>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
, v8 _2 o, B7 Y4 ~>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
9 b, y  C7 V( x# @A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
6 v! q4 Z4 I+ @- Glong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
" w$ U; q8 H) x7 \( othat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
# h) g5 M, i! ]' p8 e“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
7 n+ X  N  _: I8 Q& J3 O加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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" v1 ?: n) E) ~/ L1 E+ m好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
, i) U  j' ]' q6 J; u# S  T好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

* `; L6 l. {* A4 M真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

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眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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! n! Z& p2 I, d# Z2 x3 ~. j. y别把我往坏路上领啊。

8 }% {" _4 t9 l7 [你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

$ [: {. K$ g+ Z; n+ T" j! B) {真博学，偶像啊。

/ \/ ~- `6 }* Q4 \% o大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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# {5 P& s; U% y! {大学教授哦，能不剥削？

0 [. m; d+ o, E! J她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
0 ?0 p1 ^' P! [  k9 E! {- S紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

. k" h( K* _7 q, t7 i3 ?说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
. K: M3 j& Z2 y9 |, a紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢