Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
) M* I8 \  U) Mlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
& {% h) H: e: h4 c; O& F6 s: {that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
6 g5 i! |/ \5 Y8 Lthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
! s, M/ n5 @; J, V4 J The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
: H7 u) Z: E/ L9 }; s9 g' O( O he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
; x1 ?7 L2 P  I- e  f2 H# s" E0 d3 wyou pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
# Y( h1 M2 \$ c& @" J: b. ]/ z- s! G will pay you $500.

! z- s. R& z- b( s; _ This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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4 q) f) K2 Q4 i% L) o. u1 q3 }The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
& K8 h7 l' ^1 j$ A! ~the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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; p( D4 C  a, |- {: T# hThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
( q0 N, _" v2 P0 ?lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.

: [7 `' q5 h; v$ uHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
* i7 O/ |9 W7 K$ Uback to sleep.
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4 @: o& ]/ d8 n% L. a7 K% CThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
+ v0 ]/ N, Y0 b& ~: u( ecomes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!

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stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

/ ^6 [6 d) l4 V6 z. z>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
% W$ E) t' Z$ l. W( i; O& Z: O$ R2 R>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
# l9 B4 m: N, R  I# E2 S2 Q>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
% L$ E! s, R+ C& T>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
! Q* f' v9 Y+ B2 y/ \8 C0 ?>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
' a4 `" `' ?0 \# ^9 N# u2 V>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

6 p# b- L* W8 t  F" x: Z! R3 @>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
4 \2 L0 G4 T& S% G& `% m9 _>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
" U& F3 z" p4 s, _1 F+ {A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
0 x: K9 t. J2 [) R* Q! f3 Ythe newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
& i( H  c; `) C0 {“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
% I' E9 c; H2 \: H3 j1 v# y% ~好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
% J( N$ o( A! ]加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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, g2 S5 V" X& X. y! @好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
6 `$ h8 I5 z/ e1 [7 O“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
. {+ ?, C& Y5 J/ x好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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; f" j/ g) k( i, t真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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. ^, i$ o" M9 j全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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& [% F$ W& o8 l真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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( G8 Z& l" t2 z7 j* c别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
4 v8 E7 {% n3 ~( M2 M加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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# c1 |. I% j1 ^7 `& J3 g0 [真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

  {. o/ {. _7 H; E, b( C5 M她是大学教瘦？
8 n3 Q0 l% ^' X6 S大学教胖还差不多
/ s1 w: K; [( M; y3 ^( F她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
% \8 ^) P/ U6 Z) O; U( c. A3 b紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
0 _7 G( v4 l- V: b紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢