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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
) o7 a- W. @. I, i* Blong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
) S9 r2 t2 \2 ^# p. x" L/ othat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
0 z; e2 z* Y7 jthe newfie would like to play a fun game. / o6 |5 p! l: c
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so8 m6 G# e/ C3 I% _3 Z% s9 d/ Q
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The( s, }0 ]+ Q/ `" n' {* @
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I; y0 G7 e$ U8 }% W- F; @) e* ~
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
, h% S) l3 O) @% }3 J" Ayou pay me only $5. - Q7 U* K% Y% a5 o# c* |

1 D: c& F- w- |7 T% _* p6 c( n You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
+ p+ q5 g6 [' m4 z/ I will pay you $500.
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  W3 j1 z) Q. p5 z This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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2 n" _, ]8 o% Q' X% AThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's3 c  ]' m/ `' [* k7 M! p" r1 R/ q
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the) C; ^& L' M6 |% N, q
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.& P6 [. {. d! s& q" ^3 ~, [

) i; S) b; x. `He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with+ n7 J3 R, z  k
three legs, and comes down with four?' + F5 m0 K2 O7 V8 E' s3 `( \
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
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the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour; _2 E8 Y0 \+ b4 p: y) C; [9 [
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and& ~) d) B; @5 c0 y0 d4 @5 ~
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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/ M( z- F  u# b# Q# N2 V; cThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $57 [) p* O) m- G5 a
and goes back to sleep.
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

老杨团队 追求完美
>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two 8 M3 N- d' z$ G! g; ?4 h
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
" A  ^% }" p% g! s: A& \$ m>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the " c9 S- {: K: ^' [
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, 1 m) `" Y4 F) p6 G- S
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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' F$ p- D+ [- r( ]: X>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
% c2 t7 ]' O% k3 [/ \8 M>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a % ?  P1 J1 S( P+ G+ Y
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
) V8 h" K1 d( e" S- c1 a, U>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, 1 }9 d% l( f, [
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three- t9 M/ V6 L) B- v" o$ q0 T# c. ^
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
2 Q% h. |6 E  g% }5 T5 U$ |9 A>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
5 b$ `. w7 c- f& g" A* a>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand ! r8 P3 u+ w. _( z1 X
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
, O) a8 X- v, j5 XA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
5 B4 T/ r5 x# n; D3 Tlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
: v( S5 @* C  W4 C6 a! Z% ^' \that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
% K. b! I& d, r- G7 v% Ythe newfie would l ...

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9 E6 e- ]1 N6 x% D好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
6 Y- T' J& N( N( k1 r' Z“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,) D; z* u( P/ R4 g- d; f
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 * Z2 @: `5 P+ z  p$ k4 y+ E% n
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

# O' P% p' k+ |: j( h$ w真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 9 ~( ]0 l5 U8 @7 h

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- f8 [; a/ v4 W好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:: T! m" c: F: O8 e2 u2 `( A
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
- J1 M0 F3 m9 I! |  ]好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明,偶像啊
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5 T, ]& z  c5 g3 I0 K3 X4 v全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

* C, _9 A; j2 }7 j( B真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 " t" c1 ?) f. f0 @5 {$ D6 i9 P

# y; @  U4 r2 _+ A3 o4 O真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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9 P1 |5 w0 k/ h/ J  m' n; F别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 7 U7 N, A  |0 o: w, L* m4 D
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9 H! h' u2 z/ a8 n你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 % X3 d/ G# i: x9 [& t% n) v" E. i( R
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

! J! c6 b/ v: y8 Z8 u* ~7 v多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 ) W: X: I  I% X" o
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真博学,偶像啊。
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 6 e- [; w4 C. J; N0 ?

/ _4 O! s& E/ Z. ?大学教授哦,能不剥削?

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大学教胖还差不多 0 p; @2 n, B, M; o0 G3 W' N
她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
4 U0 z7 M6 Z* f, x紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 3 {. }, G: d( S5 F5 I3 P
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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