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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a$ f! |5 o) Z* `5 Z1 E0 e
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb1 p2 y  s3 s6 L3 W5 J! b
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
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lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I3 M( Z9 m/ o2 p
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
/ E& Y$ N' w/ I  uyou pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
7 e* n" E0 e% v+ f* sthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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1 n) g: x! n+ A( u7 @The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
1 ?: ]$ D/ R! g3 vthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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5 t; F+ x) o0 M+ GThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his: y3 ?: n3 Y$ p0 e) s
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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' z) k$ ^+ P8 k9 _& h, Q% vNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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; v8 g. h. D0 uHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with  Y" k; h: M7 U: P# k
three legs, and comes down with four?' $ {+ l8 f" v# k/ ^% L$ Q
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all6 V+ C( D# y. {# O8 S' a7 O9 |
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
$ h! K' ^3 H( R: ?+ S* `0 v1 |5 fthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
% L2 M# \; k# C  i5 V  `" }8 pof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
* D) Y5 w/ }3 N2 S4 |9 U4 j; Y: jhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right7 Q7 K4 A: s/ J
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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5 h, Y; ~3 N5 t# t3 p) p+ BThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5- c/ K+ S" Q5 ~( j; G- G  X! [$ ]
and goes back to sleep.
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

老杨团队 追求完美
>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the, p% L& h: {3 \- }
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two ' Z" j) c( @( H8 X' ^
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason ( d- p. }* ^5 T+ |" ]+ S- `
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
% A/ f. @7 g6 E. a>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
2 q% D, v" s' }' a* k>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct: R! x) X. V2 Q6 E

; d/ O) t6 P2 x/ J* s; S6 y>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research 4 N- a! q4 G! d% p
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a 3 c, t, \( n- K* p
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more   Z! n; f8 I; T% F2 W
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, - u2 u$ t9 [) V+ L0 M  L
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three5 j% h; e$ Z. L# |8 o
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's : \. x5 B$ H* N
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
4 P5 D* S+ S' ~! g>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand 6 l$ l+ ~# H' s5 S
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 ; e3 t0 `( v* f- |  p+ z
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a# U; J" f" w; h# V  x& ~8 e# M# I
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
* f1 j" a4 z' Q) L8 a7 m* Nthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if  a  ^& I6 x7 m! J4 f
the newfie would l ...

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! |! m: ?. D  p4 v4 W5 J好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
" Q8 @, c5 A7 V8 ~& v- x; W“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,4 C6 Q. V5 [$ p( p% \" \
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
! N! P6 s: I; \8 D2 |加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

# H1 v# K, N7 K& Q, R. ^3 B" Z+ J真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 ( }, I. {, D' h
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' `' Y/ i6 A, o* G$ f) R- I好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:' Q2 W) N- V. c, g0 e
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,1 Y( x* q& g( m  P5 B1 c! }7 I
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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, n) _: |7 D: w" O& H; p真聪明,偶像啊
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! R0 h6 d! E0 s& R6 ]% }全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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) L7 F: i, b. f9 [* _7 N: w别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 $ H6 a/ ~3 `4 X2 d1 W
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学,偶像啊。

+ b7 {. [. n- S" v1 O大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 ) y4 _+ a, V. e5 u0 n" d

0 _3 X$ M# o) z) ~大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?
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她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
* j' |( R; c* `紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

% q! P2 }7 Q9 k3 d说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 5 D) v1 `8 T1 \/ f" N- M- Z1 v
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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: j8 z& |, k% w; y哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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