Newfie Joke

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-10-31 10:58

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a. I: ]1 M* h, D  U$ P& f& f1 {
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb' \) O. Z0 I. a3 [1 G1 r
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
; B( Y. l/ p0 c% H( U. i$ p' nthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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  @# W7 D: h+ j7 k  h4 u7 i The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
( @! y) ~$ M+ v' s7 u he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
4 e" C, A+ P' c3 A: f* R6 t" G lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I9 _- }2 w0 Y; b" C4 @
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,! H" T& C, N2 u& z' c
you pay me only $5.
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- E& o; ^+ k1 u. G You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
0 d0 y2 {) Y9 j8 _5 O* v! z0 J will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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' \/ |) X7 F, U9 ]$ RThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
' {8 M  N0 [0 ^. qthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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. e) W7 g/ p# f* @" rThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
+ ?9 i9 Y% I# r6 ~; Mpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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+ l) q3 m0 X) ]9 U8 sNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
  N4 d2 X. M+ ]# k" E* u  b1 Fthree legs, and comes down with four?' 1 R- q& G) O, h6 S
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all) C8 k2 L+ i4 ]" N/ i; z
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all$ {4 S" Q; h' p6 T2 b, t
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour  l1 U0 x+ g# I! Y
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and2 Q" B% v! s1 e$ @$ l# K# a
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He0 n" s$ Y8 k1 K: `5 @' u* G+ m
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and$ b  _" [* U2 C) X
comes down with four?'   E! }5 @. l; Q/ w5 R5 z
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao · 发表于 2008-10-31 13:41

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou · 发表于 2008-10-31 20:17

so nice

瓦窑 · 发表于 2008-11-2 08:50

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜 · 发表于 2008-11-13 16:33

Great

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-17 21:36

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:33

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:38

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 * V3 N) j A9 R* P% h% _. Z
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a s4 ^5 j J5 l6 ]) z2 ^1 B p
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb* x2 Z8 _" B. x/ P* W% L
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if* S1 |- u3 h$ N& e% V( m8 y4 M
the newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
4 l5 L0 r( R: T! u' n V/ X加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 4 o3 j9 T: _5 P9 j0 P
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2 h+ b# H# L" C$ I+ `$ F好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
" U6 V/ D4 c2 L“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，3 L0 Q) j" z# j5 L) X
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 12:33

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 ( Z& ^: t% \* a

% q u2 S' z& O# w真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 13:38

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:17

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:25

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 % M" q% a2 }5 Q' |0 m
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
$ q2 p x8 v O) ?' w加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:57

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 11:21

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多

她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是

）

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-21 12:41

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 13:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
1 A5 K' U# k Q1 R) W紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听

，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
* L2 d6 a; @1 C- d# K5 R0 K紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢

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