Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
* D# c, z+ S- p/ [the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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# Z* [, L) {* b5 _2 \% X! ]% A The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
% y" n: B. N. n8 i; b/ i; H% q he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
' \9 }0 }) K6 q( ? lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
( d3 y6 s: I: a7 U& @2 d- Q# s  ^you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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' l' _- N) y* ?  D+ P3 j, X4 H& z This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
$ l. t5 z# B7 R1 |- M$ Qthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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' s0 ^, y- w1 R+ D# c7 G$ F. IThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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- ?2 l" j. n& y. Y0 i6 v* pNow, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
2 P+ @& `# N- ~0 |, V) Nthree legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
; P7 Q( ^* e! t( p* B4 e- iof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
1 i6 \* H5 m( O' D. ~5 @back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

7 B9 d9 h3 B. n4 y>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
# _% z% D! H$ J* k>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
, H$ t3 w  S2 N4 r6 @>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
6 Z' q' P/ k* U' E7 w>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
, P  y7 E3 n6 V/ j>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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1 S0 j1 h$ g& C1 L" V! D>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
  h% U+ g; t8 j1 G' Q) v8 n4 v>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
6 n- C) k9 |: ^. QA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
6 s4 J* K" p+ p. r. J( llong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
2 z2 |# v. f5 W9 d+ {. wthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
# [" y  P4 G3 Y! i% a- ?the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
' B0 [; M5 h, [: v- }好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
% T; I& O: W; w5 {加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

3 H: Z+ i- O) `8 m6 I1 B$ e真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
3 a( w! Y0 O/ f3 E+ y+ n* Z“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

3 _' \, C& `1 c& Q" j7 s9 J真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

4 A% s& H; {" _. \2 d7 T全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

7 u* m+ f8 y2 W真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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; Y$ P, W! A' d& p别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
% E& P4 b4 H) u# d加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

) m  C) N5 Q& O1 `8 E& p多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

: Y' ^) k: a8 h. e& D+ Z% f4 |真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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# T8 h+ _# N! W! o* O大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
& y6 Z2 t; f' T  l+ r大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
9 i& W  z' w7 j1 A紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

3 [/ {- i( r1 ]% O: L  i说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢