Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
. e. r4 g6 H, s4 C5 Myou pay me only $5.

) Y9 C7 a' S' p. ?, H. e/ p. i You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
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+ I* g, E6 |; S7 a- J$ W: ^Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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; W& A6 D3 ]) A( Z' q8 AHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
: v- w& w5 c/ ?) A8 Q9 ^three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
& t( c7 q( {: p  m) Uof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
" s8 {3 {1 J  q4 E8 J+ ehands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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* s$ m0 ]' D- H  R& u'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!
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. ^( V9 h9 }% `% i$ MLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

/ |: g7 Z( n1 {7 u3 x$ o: l; {6 C>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
8 i4 `9 o& o8 m: e>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
' f; L7 q7 I7 [' E>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
: T* s& P/ n5 b: F0 }$ s1 @3 P) h>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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) Q, D4 P) s' {4 Z$ t>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
- h# i8 i. z% c; K>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
, Z, X! P' C( V) x8 k! P6 {( ?( Z>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
5 S- I  w  |& n* K>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
8 q1 ^' S7 M* u5 GA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
/ [: B0 ?$ R+ V. Wlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
) o* @$ R) t0 h( E; b5 uthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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1 o& A& a5 q% j3 x6 g& ~. A9 T! ]好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
1 x  j  a5 t4 P& S+ H) U“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
' q' y; @2 m0 y# m+ E: R; G- B加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
/ f) g% `) w: g' B* [+ h, B, z“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
5 w. t4 y0 K3 \5 p好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

% K" e- }0 n) K$ V" S- o- l真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

! |- a% x; `- ]8 |$ s真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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# H4 H) T5 {, v9 |: k/ F( A* J, a4 ?真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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5 E" B, v* }5 k6 m# i+ K. n/ i8 z6 w真博学，偶像啊。

; ]  R! B/ ], N  I( ]. q; q' f( D大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

- O' W. i  E! z大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
+ B3 P% l. B8 \# D大学教胖还差不多
% t8 [" ?  ~4 t. e/ d& J- t. q她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
1 n7 W$ ^/ ^% b* u- w* h  b: L紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

# f/ P5 h9 u7 z1 u& \3 i- @哈哈，你们在这开小会呢