Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
6 D' L( j9 y& T! X lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
/ D0 _9 h# {6 Y/ T7 j$ H& |" _ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
+ S9 c" c2 l: ?' Nyou pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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$ S3 F$ X" B! sThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
( f. J) O4 }* L6 M" Xpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
, x& H' i/ ^/ F* t2 {/ Tback to sleep.
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  N* O+ C+ \, l& SThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
3 R0 ?+ L. p$ ]: {! C8 n- Mwakes the newfie up and asks,
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: f4 X& t. @! O% O2 p+ ['Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

- Q( D8 g- c/ J8 O( PThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
& L5 O0 g1 x6 x0 Qand goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
; {, @5 G& f+ p  i>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
. v+ V" b2 J  O2 R0 p>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
7 n# g9 F: x' |  Z) Y# n>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
* G$ r% J3 ^) {( e; q4 U7 i>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
  S1 t6 D! A$ K0 K. e5 n3 k>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
2 K) x& Z* v5 W$ ?) m, l3 \. |0 k>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
$ W2 Q8 e8 o) v>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
( ^7 S; O9 a3 w6 s* m5 Plong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
# x* j$ H7 K' G/ t0 [3 i( I( pthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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' s5 t6 s+ c3 C6 a( T5 m5 b好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
& V* f7 W# k2 o5 ~3 c6 x加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
% L, T* t: o6 P/ R( z3 D“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
! l  c4 x5 X9 f好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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$ W( h2 M! j8 k* @% k$ D真聪明，偶像啊

  d9 p% E5 E' l1 S! g1 g3 w全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

+ k% {% L' d' V真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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5 ^3 r6 e6 L: C+ F" N( C别把我往坏路上领啊。

' D6 M2 X0 I' k9 B7 \) J你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
+ }8 J# ~! W+ A5 J6 @加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

6 d5 W+ u$ M  c; \  f真博学，偶像啊。

' a0 c2 s' |. u4 t大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

* ?3 _$ E) h. b7 \她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
2 `5 u, m1 O( @2 Z# ^( B她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
3 N0 a4 t0 }# p" {# I6 D$ v) ]紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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