Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
/ h- V" D1 \+ B, I8 X( ?that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
1 e! q. H; j  l! |7 ythe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
7 g2 `* ?+ r1 H8 g$ L6 h, C he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
0 |( N8 K! w, Q, x" { lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
0 V, A3 |1 T6 F% ~% |" k" ^ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
3 s7 z6 x# A, b9 L/ _  i  ^you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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8 J; x9 I, N( L7 W; W! G5 LThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
6 P) Z% h+ e. C; D, V) b$ ^+ ^: othe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

! j8 O/ j) e. a  n4 s) CThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
/ N& z; Q+ |1 R" n0 Lpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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5 s/ C% w$ y, m" W. L( WNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
# V4 L  ]! X9 Wthree legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
6 j3 V% P" u2 b, x1 u8 Q7 j; k+ Zthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
2 ?& C9 n, G. r/ `+ ?( [of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
' K( Q$ [* K5 ?! c! g6 Z0 ]hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
# H9 o# |2 ~5 S) o' y0 ^back to sleep.
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4 U& ]' S$ J& P* F2 T. `9 TThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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7 u9 W2 X  J% D3 P& d9 d/ rThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

$ d. ?8 K4 F% X; j! k( i' g" oLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
8 j5 \* a" L' [8 f>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
- c& D" R# `8 \+ a: B- `>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
# F, p7 G  A5 j5 J>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
) a% D/ q  z' _& @' I>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
; Y6 g# w. w/ K>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
; v/ w6 s+ F1 {% G( [; m( B>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
3 r* K" Y3 `* f* ]9 K- w, R% PA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
+ Q$ v3 @8 A- Blong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
- k1 c2 E+ |' fthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
" Y+ d8 h$ a8 A8 ]好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
% `7 |3 T3 J0 O( _“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
/ m/ @+ e$ K* v. w好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

- X3 k2 A) A$ z真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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: W7 V0 V6 j; K$ \( {1 X" ]真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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4 L  R/ U# z" a# W% T( E全盘接受一下。

7 U: m' y* i5 F真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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6 D" R/ r1 M' \8 Y/ v5 |& S别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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9 K% @  E" x; S9 y, R1 g& C6 a别把我往坏路上领啊。

# K) {; H6 |- W' ~2 B- M你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

, I  Z$ q# C4 n; ~大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

2 `+ m( c& u% ^; }, K1 I5 I2 y: l大学教授哦，能不剥削？

- z. f% f" w& f) A她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
- m' h; H, G# _1 j紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢