Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
4 @/ a6 Q8 c$ Y$ b  wlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
& g- C4 z  F; Qthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
9 x6 @; u$ k( o, _ lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
# U6 O1 ]( L. y& k9 q4 Vask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
+ G% w: k) O, o! J) S2 r' k  h4 Vyou pay me only $5.
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. t) S' O# ]5 E) J9 Y You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
; I, ~% m0 Q( M$ f2 t& ~/ Rthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

( ]" l* @& O9 ]$ {# gThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
4 u8 t/ f8 P% o. k1 ^+ I; E$ W" bthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

) e2 ?1 p6 {; fThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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0 c2 l: ]  _, q3 g  qNow, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
2 h! V" |2 h' S2 u. Ythree legs, and comes down with four?'

5 @3 S1 T+ \+ d1 Y, CThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
8 |' Y% X2 ?. L" h4 b1 freferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
# w7 c: m: i+ v7 {$ O# }the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
. i/ F4 U0 @' d1 Pback to sleep.

- T1 f6 D% [; RThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

9 G7 x$ |  Z3 j, d( p'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
, Z$ N6 ]* L0 F7 i! K2 q" lcomes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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4 q, x8 h# L' W  O& n>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
+ b3 ^9 J# L- x>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
. c/ B# l6 N9 a; s" R>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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/ U% T' x6 G' }  T1 h. b>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
: B; a: p" V+ Z: T! I$ U6 F5 B, M>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
. l% \  m# t9 d7 V>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
' _4 x  ?0 u) v7 N: @>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
" U* G* x3 c/ v6 f. ~- n& r- T>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
7 V; I9 g  D. z% ~2 s! y- _A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
; d! g) }( u" a+ H5 }9 plong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
' |4 \- @( k( `+ @8 w+ a  ^* hthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

/ T% k* ]3 ^1 K  R. i真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

/ o% }- @! t; y  l4 B你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
5 z) s. ~' {" X) j2 T& T  M+ ]7 c* _加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

7 W# c* v' l2 ?1 z大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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) B: ^" k3 v4 O! j, {1 \大学教授哦，能不剥削？

4 o  L( i: W. o她是大学教瘦？
& h1 s( b! e  w' G% ?- ~" m9 ~/ o大学教胖还差不多
7 B4 ]; S" ~! [2 w3 k她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

! N1 Y+ c. ]7 x( c说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢