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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
5 J& ~; n( F8 R! hlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb* t; a& ~) z  ~. x; i# S
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if7 \4 p' C, z. A, G0 s
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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+ u' L8 Q- M! q" s8 B The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
9 s( P  }$ w6 d he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The8 C; @4 T& I5 f* ~# @1 Q- g
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
( y2 q3 m% t5 e* [  Bask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
- p4 t6 u1 d$ A% w* qyou pay me only $5. 8 [# G( ~$ S) x' n8 e* c3 g! L0 g: ^

' c9 y9 V4 U: ^3 @3 R You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
  L+ R4 L  y. m9 o& d$ X will pay you $500. 0 y/ y2 t0 f1 @$ Y4 F
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's+ D: ~8 y+ d6 M, A# I& V
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his* b: V/ s1 I$ _8 D
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with' i: ]- {/ I2 O( Q4 x
three legs, and comes down with four?' ! ?9 `* x  Q- U6 K: H/ t( Q

6 o1 \; L# v8 ^$ ~) j. y9 W3 V% HThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all( H  ~! C  U0 t
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all6 U5 l- O( C( _" L; b, A
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
; |  Y# g$ Z3 H- W3 u: ~% O) Bof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and0 s' o+ C1 \/ ^& X. M* o: z
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right. K4 \, F. C5 V
back to sleep.
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: o' J; x0 D0 v/ f0 pThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
. _3 H+ W6 y: |0 C) Ywakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!, l5 `6 ?+ [& K" I5 O, e
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

老杨团队 追求完美
>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the% j# s! \, I$ T1 c# ~. E# c  h

8 F9 t2 e3 f) n' G! w7 [>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
1 d6 Q% c! \, s5 c>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
- J3 @( k1 _9 H5 o+ T( \) r>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the : K. U9 U7 J6 d0 V& S
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
+ A/ y! s7 e6 ?>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
- v1 ]2 f( ~- p0 d4 V. v& T>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
4 s. F2 ~2 W2 \' Q' V5 z8 w>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
$ E, O' H+ z; t2 I' G9 c8 n>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
" s8 \: H" ^, U& s  `>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three& l! J9 l* V0 M7 y. y# l/ a

. S* N( A9 a: m- G% D>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's ( G  H2 x9 |" B
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
" q/ r/ x4 c+ {1 b: I>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
2 w- t4 ^# c3 K2 `( T>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
* c2 e$ k. b# sA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a; g0 [/ i/ ]7 ~5 b! }0 C
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb' K; A& I7 \# y0 Q: D8 P; D( ?! K
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if' f/ G- U2 I  k/ e# C
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
+ I% M9 d1 ]! P7 ~; y“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
* X/ D) b( @7 G" f8 @$ P& }/ y; c好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 2 B4 L% _5 y& x6 [' g2 f9 |6 h
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

* x: D: J2 o" z/ T真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 5 ~9 c/ W1 Q. R# E

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" V6 o: I% T. S1 v2 `$ A6 h1 t好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
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好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

4 z$ w* J, T: }% K+ c4 F# z真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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' ~3 D% }0 g: }7 a8 q0 I真聪明,偶像啊
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7 ~; L. a- H7 T- N+ k( c% H全盘接受一下。
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 6 Y5 n, f& W* D- |

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全盘接受一下。

/ |2 W" j) [" J0 G真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 . U( V/ @5 t/ o/ V: I6 q: B. n
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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+ |9 k1 s% [& {1 {# L3 g- r$ j别把我往坏路上领啊。

+ ~6 c" o% H6 [% [- O( G% S你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 , J! J) w/ S- s7 J: F0 p6 s
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

4 ^# m& j6 O  A1 a% q多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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4 y) b* B/ j2 e2 H6 K) j# S大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 ! N: R# s2 j, e. P( P  A

+ `9 ~+ q: y! \# r/ C. |大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?8 D0 o( m+ R) E2 x0 V2 f7 S
大学教胖还差不多 3 Y8 n- Q7 H# S& P3 ?. m$ V' a. a
她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
4 P7 S% f, L7 ]. x2 n紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

- y& M  T" {2 Y% Z, l% s说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
: N3 k% g! e1 B( Y, l- R紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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