Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
5 Q$ J- _1 S& M4 R/ l) Y0 M. Glong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
3 b" b6 p3 ^" dthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
6 N# O( S$ O- s( R) w; e& W* G The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
) Q& s0 ]5 y$ C/ H, z he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
+ G9 J, W9 n2 r3 B" G lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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* E3 V! I6 [  W& zThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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( i; D9 z: X2 N# wThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.

$ j6 g9 P$ ?3 L) S1 {. PHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
! q/ {  b" I  M: sthree legs, and comes down with four?'

( M+ r% }7 X2 H9 l( S6 `The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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8 u' I0 J. K. G  m, H4 k! j3 ^The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
0 ]" t- O) P) o  z3 rcomes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!
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; p/ d3 q  d- ]/ w0 r: e+ b6 s6 \Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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3 Z/ e+ e9 c2 }3 w' y) [2 d% D>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
- M" T5 ^- B  t7 E( j/ D2 p>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
3 O1 D9 |. G$ f6 S* ~" U>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

- J1 n/ w, \2 A; M, I>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜

Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
7 F% D. H' c8 _) O& i, `* Xlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

& E) k  _& V- t" B. F好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
7 C- X: f( h8 g; E* Z9 F9 L% [+ M“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
0 O0 h+ f8 |4 M) T加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

0 S) |" O/ ?# p: K真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表


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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
% [  L9 T7 E3 e8 c6 j“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
8 N* T1 [9 R: Y1 F好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

/ o9 \% @) r% `. V+ x$ x全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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2 k0 f! x( \1 r& p0 {( Y全盘接受一下。

. v8 a7 a8 @3 F/ R- m真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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, T' n, ?4 r8 B9 ?1 M1 E别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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" I  Q3 W& n: N/ l0 P# u; R" }3 r别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

& u1 \' q4 s: I. ^: Y多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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. {" a% q3 q$ V% ~真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
7 _9 }: w  H. {  ~& M4 S大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
# b1 }4 z8 X  g, \& L- h紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

1 k3 e3 N; K' g% u; n, n. s说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢