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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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! a. q- a" ~( n' I' B& dthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if8 o4 J. G# W9 t0 c9 H" f' V( F+ t& L, y
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
. c$ }) |  G# s6 V  b* v he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
; m; S* V" r0 g# c lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
4 |7 S+ y* C/ a5 d( Eask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
$ b* G' \4 J- o. Y6 g& myou pay me only $5. & N4 C4 Y+ x( p. t

1 c8 j1 T5 R! @$ R& G You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
5 l+ ?) H0 G6 C0 R2 y  ^, T" Q! N4 D will pay you $500.   p/ [9 Q$ c& c+ v. C

! t, ]. `5 [) D) z+ g1 [ This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
! ^, ~2 p) R' ]3 N% |0 gthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
$ J& N7 b0 {1 I* p9 Tthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his. k: g$ e9 M0 j! u2 A) g$ @3 X8 l
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.0 n. a$ M5 v5 V" @# b; z( u' {

5 @3 A( Q) C) ^/ \. V! ^& BHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
) K; k0 W7 {/ |& {! I5 v3 B1 Mthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
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the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour. N3 ^$ R9 `- e% I
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and: B; X5 U. I) x/ E3 x
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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4 r! m0 ^1 F( R; P" T: ?! d& yThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He, c, j2 H6 o1 M/ {2 \; ]
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and. p- F4 Y4 B& U! ]
comes down with four?' ! a+ O/ M- O- m6 [$ V) r5 Z
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5+ C! O/ N0 b4 _  l( N& Y
and goes back to sleep.5 S! p7 k  m& w0 X4 G- \, h8 F

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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the. s& M% E- C$ A, D& \  F3 A- h9 C

( P6 m9 u; J2 D& ?. M>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two $ D. F# l2 [" O5 s7 h7 t8 h
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason - k! Q9 ?( x( W) q4 r
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
' N' {( m9 t6 _! o: [8 M  ?>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
  |1 A- j' F: M5 |3 Q, V8 A>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct9 h4 o' X3 S& T3 b& ?- R6 z2 h

1 [$ O& g" n: d( `* Q>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
. m' z1 Q" y) H6 p" M6 p- w>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
; [5 ~% t' t- v; \>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more 4 G/ d4 [- D" Z; o/ e6 D
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
3 V; W6 ^( D6 O" u>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three& a. i* @% Z; B3 [- i( _& p

9 N1 C; b6 m5 O+ V# |0 A>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's . K! Y) j1 t( M( i$ j7 l
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the . h7 m. t+ T" N: I/ D
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
5 A- u2 c" A$ `! m! D  ~& q7 I  O>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
& A5 }$ s4 ?7 o8 {A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a( f8 i0 s9 W! T  i+ T
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb  K* d6 c2 t! I6 o
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if4 N" G+ l0 r) e* r& L
the newfie would l ...
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
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好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
; i9 X" m. j& ^6 q, ^% O加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

0 S5 e" ^+ N/ i9 |  O3 D真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 : n( Q' Q6 C' i( A; _. i
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8 V5 B- L& _% c2 a% w6 u好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:, ?3 j% w: D5 _% R; }
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
# h( z) R  T4 Z/ d好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

; ^9 T- M. X( [" J. l$ ~4 d真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明,偶像啊
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, v1 T7 ^& m4 S! J$ D, P, v全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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) B/ C5 B, {6 ~3 Q" ^, U& W/ W全盘接受一下。

+ {, e6 L$ y! l/ ?% o; x( f真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 . ^: Q: W9 P' I# M% A6 p5 }2 w
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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' a5 n& S1 `/ e. d3 z4 r: Z别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 " u: A0 Z# V6 ~7 x
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+ e' F$ X# b' Y2 e3 O  l别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
5 _  X1 J& H) S% I6 f加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 3 ]+ Q1 d! m- m1 n! W
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?
1 {! ^4 M4 n9 L$ [$ }0 `' v* s% f大学教胖还差不多 9 c8 S: z( B9 M. h& m- o
她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 * d8 t- E. q" G* {* u
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 ! s( C) L/ s# p
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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* X6 O, D: W# p* }# o哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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