Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
* O* Y! _& p3 Z3 N( ethat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
# n3 l. B4 R0 R% {5 T3 y The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
; {8 S  k: s- @1 A he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
; X: B: p* j( I lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

; W9 {1 @) ]" ?( D You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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  G+ E! q; [6 h3 N This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
) b0 U3 ~  k9 x* J" uthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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- E7 c- d) p+ eThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
  ^5 H( J8 J. b1 P5 E1 G7 |lawyer.
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# b6 a) s& U# d2 d, pNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
2 c( O0 b3 ~( r. B& }6 C- ethe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
% _3 G' @: Y" E. r" a3 fhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
- \. D, K% V& U) a% k# D8 O9 Kback to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
" W  T9 s8 |! i, k" Fwakes the newfie up and asks,

- ^+ {5 h7 p( U5 X& V'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
9 I  H6 S. K# {" J( Zand goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
1 X! g" b7 O1 U9 d& x# w! v2 x; C>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
2 D2 a" R) ?2 T9 c% g>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
/ m  q( z( X) ~' N- U/ ~' ]3 W>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
- @3 a9 H/ c& a+ ~7 v: b- }>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
' L% b( K5 D! n/ ~2 a3 m: I>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

! B1 b& v7 \$ `8 V" o' A- T& R>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
2 [* \& K1 G3 E& ?. f: _7 i>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
' {5 m; t) v, _) x; A' Y3 h. r>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
" _. L3 p, a$ U  V& X, ?5 mA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
' W. g) e# Q& e. Q3 C0 Ethe newfie would l ...

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- w1 R7 Z: _0 n2 ?) t* ]4 h5 d好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
7 j9 r8 c% @2 I' ?“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
$ n& Z% B3 U: N3 g9 Y( J加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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! H) Y. \0 g) _" e好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
3 U- ^5 H) \& \5 r' d" Z9 v$ b“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
: I* d7 E! S. i, Y% U1 \  q& w好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

/ U5 k' W& ]" _, P5 o* [* T真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

- [% c+ }8 E% P8 _0 L1 V真聪明，偶像啊

( T" u1 @# J7 ]全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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0 z# y  b7 c! C- k8 u6 B真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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- T3 H8 s" R7 E7 @3 x! I, o% m别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
/ B9 O, Y& ~+ A+ o, {, d( N. O' d) |: g加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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4 Z/ p' q3 U% P  `7 Y0 M真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

! \2 K( {! n9 A4 h2 n. t她是大学教瘦？
/ O& S/ }. y. ]; p8 j$ @大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

1 A8 e1 A1 `, C" S* d说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢