Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
( H) U  R  B3 nthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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: R$ F3 k( v5 ?" ?. n$ ? The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
9 s) s0 O* P  H- _; _" B+ b he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
' t. ?8 ~( S, ~$ Q/ ^# b will pay you $500.

. M9 j2 x" E! j7 q# I This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
+ Y/ _/ N. J7 e, O6 S, l0 |9 Sthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
: }; E) t( Y  w+ I- zlawyer.

0 B- f5 M" `% N# ^1 E% u6 M$ O8 zNow, it's the newfie's turn.

$ D. B& v% \. ~+ U7 A. J  xHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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; s# v% y6 l- lThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
  r$ Z/ j7 N: ]* h- v+ C) Ireferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
" w5 j5 f- z5 @  G  ^the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
- c8 a& w, O1 t7 j& D/ m' Tof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
$ z2 s3 V# Y, M3 s) c. u: _' Uhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

# l5 [$ e3 S0 q+ d# _  v* L0 a- OThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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8 p, A6 C5 L+ d/ e# p0 _'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
9 S( {" O; F" m3 ~% ]0 Dcomes down with four?'

3 N6 \4 h0 R8 i+ {9 J( M5 bThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
& D# |( O4 @8 V1 x# M! O1 C9 n6 Pand goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!
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8 ?  s% [; p6 A* T) R: SLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
+ \& v" i, J  e! C+ C& H>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
- U5 k& v) B2 J3 y& t( g: `' R) _>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
6 ^/ E/ H& x6 m4 |  r>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
! v7 g( J) h" y$ q>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
& D. ]0 G- Y3 S>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
1 U6 ~; g% B$ {5 n7 w" J) ^3 f>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜

Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
  U2 L/ i$ o- o$ Q- gA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
8 n% t3 |/ E5 ^8 q7 c' I- x1 l+ ulong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
8 J3 d, r- M. X. h$ @that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

7 U9 o4 O& o1 Q7 ^1 c真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表



好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
6 |5 r% Y9 _$ `: {, T8 }, L0 e“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

2 x& U% \  n. ~& x6 J真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


7 r  Q* u, R+ @8 q* ~全盘接受一下。

8 x0 R" D5 O+ `. k真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

8 P1 b  ~! R) P' h* T' t6 w$ B& @真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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: c7 ?2 F4 t5 X8 v- @别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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; s0 [( \/ b' b. ]3 ~3 ~: m别把我往坏路上领啊。

. z% G" G  W/ Y0 A/ S' b你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
4 M7 t1 S3 h, M( K. W8 D( G加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

! _+ x1 c4 T9 {: X) g" b* G; a6 {多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

9 u6 I' H! V% L# d9 X- r真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

) M1 b6 Z: ^1 ^, o大学教授哦，能不剥削？

" a$ h# m' J- f! ?她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
8 \+ @2 C, r, L& R" E% Q8 U紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

! q# l4 x" C$ E. {' A; h5 v4 N说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
6 c4 f( x9 n2 L: j紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢