Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
# N; I5 e) \7 `2 Zthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
8 b' q4 }) f# J/ `) @2 Vthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
4 \3 J- D9 X9 M9 G5 b' m  L he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
' R( t# F7 ?% }- d* s lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
6 d) R% e) [& Mask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
0 m% G& O% Z- ethe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

' T* _5 s& r+ ~5 F: pThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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8 O, v5 A4 g; J" L7 {He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
! F2 q& O  b3 T( l6 x' ithe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
% g$ y; v& z9 _) H2 N, ~$ Oof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
4 s2 t( \' u3 N% A) b5 P8 J0 ]+ ?comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
1 Q6 i, P* Z; l* Z7 K>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
* `: \) m9 k' I/ g6 F>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
$ |  `7 _, G. a) _>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
: m' V: `1 [4 q9 P9 s>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
1 v. L& B* v0 G- Y3 i>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
+ I/ v5 v' e2 H7 M. ~  i>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
" k& t5 o4 T' I+ k4 u, A% B>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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4 p, p) S( P3 M$ l, M>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
+ c- F) G, Y8 [1 H6 Bthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
/ w) M; ?5 B# j5 pthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
% i- X, ]: C( A+ E/ q好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
2 Z: g  a$ _4 c( B加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

8 ]+ j! X+ _- `) ?0 L+ O  j9 Z4 ^真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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( o; h3 e4 R. O6 m1 `( q! l真聪明，偶像啊

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4 n3 |6 u% A+ a" p2 `" Y全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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$ C! I+ N' ^* h* |3 \  @6 @真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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; [3 k" N& ^0 x别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
7 c6 e$ G7 H0 \; a) H, M加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

6 z: Z5 K( ]" L0 l4 P( N( `多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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/ @5 E, Z" F- u7 }, |真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

% y. f, k3 E/ S8 k大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
9 s. {* J+ w% K  C! H' G( T大学教胖还差不多
+ A, o  X2 Y2 p' H  e: Y- m她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
' m# \- \  r- Q) _2 u0 }紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

1 w: ]; g9 @1 p. V6 R9 j5 i/ ^说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
$ [4 G# u9 J4 m4 |' n( V紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢