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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
# k2 ^9 D  _# t* q0 Q' K( Zlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
9 r: B  ~$ R( U" wthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
( {: v$ @7 S! \: z2 ?6 w0 Hthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so; M& n% ~' o+ p& p& ?! y
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The. K4 `) ~! c( d& M: r
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
" B5 _, U$ h; r( J5 Dask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
" z/ s1 v" c1 E$ h  w/ r4 T4 R1 Zyou pay me only $5. ' l/ }& D7 g* M; P( ~) u; d
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I0 H4 w- E4 I' Z' K+ Q$ G( K
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's1 n1 B+ H# Z. Q) j& D. |1 Q
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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7 j1 |5 W9 N, }% Y8 _The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his& n) j6 n! W( B& v- ~! u6 \6 A2 h
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the6 R# x$ W2 Y& E
lawyer. ) [! B  K5 E' v* k- i" a8 p

" S' |9 e7 x, V( N) i* |0 mNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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. u5 R2 b6 E) {& G. sHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
, y6 h0 T& v% X0 u: Qthree legs, and comes down with four?'   F1 p( w. K3 N# ^9 N; K9 }3 S

3 c0 P/ u( \+ h9 N5 sThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
$ A9 l& N4 }2 ]) P& x7 H6 z: G* g# Oreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all1 F* l& o- A9 M4 Q1 W) J
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
. b8 j5 R0 S9 `8 hof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
5 Z# V0 F* m$ I! |. B* Q) y2 X) M. ohands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right- ~2 C/ G; K; o5 f! @! y4 t
back to sleep. ' E, z# }5 X3 \" f1 o
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He- }0 L' J5 Z3 ]
wakes the newfie up and asks, ) n3 T! `+ ~7 A  B, ?+ h5 J: ~2 n
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and( [4 u' H+ w  j" g: T+ U/ _& b6 Z
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5. j6 f) @8 O% N( T0 ?& M
and goes back to sleep./ v& \2 R) E9 k" T* x! D

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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!. _- j  Y! x: y6 g) ]" t* f

2 j* A' _+ i; n# }, P/ jLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the' S- z: s/ z( {8 u  _2 s* u8 H5 k

3 ^1 ?3 l* g) }; O( Y9 o9 B+ ^. t>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
+ L' _4 _" i. H! q2 u! i>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason / G0 V. O7 i7 P  V
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
& ?& p$ N0 t7 a/ G& r>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
! R3 a$ H& D- @$ B/ P>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research 4 z9 ~, p$ W& r+ }+ \7 \( ^
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
1 B) l) M. k5 Y& V8 U; K! P>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
8 |6 l2 H* V7 a- r. w>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, ( x( X3 G9 T) S) D/ m! S% \) i
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three0 E1 Z- F5 Z+ k
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
$ w' {: h1 B' ?) F5 @/ A  p/ z>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
4 W, c* ?+ f) m# g; N>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
9 t+ L6 ~3 P. h: S& m" W& e" u>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
  v. b" K7 \* H! Q* Q$ pA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a7 Q. F0 W2 d$ H8 C. |' @! n2 \
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb0 b, i# N0 Z3 j; u( O) b6 h
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if( @" A+ {7 W+ ~4 W
the newfie would l ...
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6 B& U! v; h+ ^% I/ u/ i1 c好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
. H( @% {8 r$ _) X“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,5 k& L* ?7 z7 C+ h9 H3 j' ?; E
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 ; p" n1 j0 H: }) s2 w
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

+ B: e2 X( R( [! T+ @真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 # D" b: S, e+ R: U

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
2 B  ?9 d% i2 L“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
: U- k" p$ C  G' G4 L好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 4 ^# A: R# s$ _6 m
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真聪明,偶像啊

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1 g7 b2 d% u' H+ G, h" y" `3 W6 {$ v! B全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 # X; Y# e9 ^$ C, _- j) v
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
3 z4 `5 _* s5 `% {# y加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

5 W2 f8 ~4 ?& l7 o% n% L; y# n3 {9 F& y多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学,偶像啊。
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 8 p8 ]3 u" s6 d* o+ t% a

! C# B+ A% V- k4 a: }大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?
2 M# n8 ^$ [' w2 s' }大学教胖还差不多
. R  v3 [& J, f* J, I8 A她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
) T6 g  h; `7 u* t紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

' Q. c) Y5 ]  S) E7 G% P说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 3 Y* t9 o0 Z- o7 p; A% O1 K% r
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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6 ]+ X1 B) f/ ]9 J' ^! }哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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