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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a/ a! w  v  c, F, i: @% z
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
% B1 l0 t+ y8 X2 }that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
% q" b/ L0 W- r( X, b8 X. G% Fthe newfie would like to play a fun game. 7 c$ L" S1 \, W( J6 q2 f
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
3 f: A5 m& C( U* N he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
. x, o  ~6 _6 Z. H  r/ O lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
1 I1 U& L! i) N: yask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
  }' ^  L) k2 X/ P1 k$ fyou pay me only $5.   l0 l( W5 O, N: _& h" W6 s

$ O+ _6 m( k4 I' M6 m* U You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I+ @# ^& [: o: x8 P$ _) j
will pay you $500. : ^- w! z4 Z: o; ], H
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep* @7 h/ w: |* }$ t+ c! S  c( |
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
! F* X. _& N( U* f$ @2 opocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the% b+ T2 b7 G! p  ^
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with" O! p7 ]2 y. c# d% M) C
three legs, and comes down with four?' # @1 J9 N0 B2 C$ m

0 c1 i6 l9 j7 tThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
: j* J' e" q! \8 }6 Rreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all( B7 V8 I- }. G. J
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour* j5 _4 I9 A) b  |  ]
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
" F% s5 Y$ d3 M6 ^hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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% L) M( ]+ u$ \! z8 DThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
6 e) Q7 \9 B0 X: \wakes the newfie up and asks,
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. T! T. D2 C9 k! x  i- K0 W/ _'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and; b# z/ ?3 \7 a6 p, O
comes down with four?' . ?6 R, o# I- I' U1 W: ~& [
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
' o& G/ S: |; h4 A5 }/ h: D  n>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason 9 H' Z  w' S7 [
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
- `+ v3 @( Y# N; y7 Z>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
, L# q. O: t' |3 |. b3 j* Z>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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& h, q* l, [" @9 z) S3 l, z+ Z>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
  H& h6 L& K0 K: |1 v9 K% a3 A& z>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a % H4 W; A3 a9 A9 d0 y
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
$ H) z' k4 Y3 h! s6 X7 M>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
5 }- D$ n  ^5 Y1 C. N0 S>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three% T: u& X; b3 ?5 G+ F% Q

2 u' J" ?8 ^% y- c! A1 b( @>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's 2 O4 B5 c! _. K8 m, c
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the * O# c8 @( W9 G7 t+ r
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand 1 H* r! d$ s8 y0 a
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 " V! p1 k- r. w" t5 W
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
  N2 D0 r$ [1 ~long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
2 ~+ s4 J0 H% vthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
; x) B  R3 f2 [: Tthe newfie would l ...
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3 V9 L7 f/ k4 u  Z! @好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
' }2 _' D9 N- A, P7 h" T“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
7 j  j. e, J. x好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
0 @- X+ n: S' v0 K* o) o7 V加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

# n: n8 H; v. F8 A+ `1 m, p真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:$ ?9 j  l$ p$ U7 h; K
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
- s5 R7 W* g3 ?) p  {好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

  F6 u# M7 H9 l: ]" |真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 . K: E. L4 @( x. ~$ M5 o
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真聪明,偶像啊
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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

5 ]% k8 l$ [+ @真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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4 F8 y  C1 P0 t7 R* l' G8 g' I  P& o别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 6 T/ X1 a: k# i- c+ M
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

7 b# s0 T) B: p$ Z你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 % Z+ b3 m2 e* P: A9 Y4 m+ Y
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

9 Z2 `2 M% H; z多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 9 m- W$ W6 t/ ]+ U5 {

2 V  H- k5 D$ D0 q4 M真博学,偶像啊。

7 L7 i) H7 e- t" I大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?5 y* q# W$ a% ?! A' X" |4 k
大学教胖还差不多
) S3 C$ l: G! _. H$ ]1 g7 e) L她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
3 C8 [! Q& c2 q紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

" X  d3 I: Y* w$ V说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
' d1 `  P& a8 K# \. A2 P: `% K紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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4 a5 T) w! G3 ?: @6 \/ r0 ]" r8 G哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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