Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
9 W2 Z" V# V5 _8 ]long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
& E0 N* ~* Z* }1 q. Dthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
+ s! v1 J! i9 E! `the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
9 a, {! g' S& d/ Q9 J: D' n3 D The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
6 P2 t+ b# Q5 h! L/ d7 i- T$ m he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
7 i* }7 Z9 C2 D" V; M6 ~3 e/ Q lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
* Y% H) w! _0 P0 ^0 dask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
0 ]7 ?8 F1 _( A: N. g0 j2 y; _% ^9 p: ^you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
, U' D4 z# K. \) ` will pay you $500.
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* Z% C. |% Z5 U2 T+ r This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

) w1 t' X1 F+ D. ~The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
; G" q1 ?+ E% X6 P% c* i/ cthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

6 ]6 T% E$ q3 g3 F* F- g. QNow, it's the newfie's turn.

0 d  a7 i% ^  v6 x- mHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

0 _( ]7 |0 `* z3 k! h0 CThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
  b8 `$ r% O0 R6 S; Ahands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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$ U# q& {. ~. T8 d( v) A6 \8 |) TThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
6 d+ A, y$ y, [3 vcomes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

: q0 m3 d  F: @: b' z>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
0 D/ c. |# V+ f1 X. f>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
) l4 B7 d! Q4 N>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

$ Z  E  v: [+ U! Z1 Y: [>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
: B6 f( V6 A$ x) D  D+ ], _>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
# T4 k$ m) M6 x4 }2 V>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
1 F! Q0 v5 m+ B5 v; W3 I>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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! {( h1 Q6 |4 [" O7 l>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
5 n; c6 l2 s5 O' N- t>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
6 t9 X' R! G, t) ^. B>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
3 Q' i" u$ a" ^1 kthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

2 H! \2 b5 {) E6 j  O好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
1 r4 m  q- D8 p) {0 _加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
3 d0 ]: h, a- d  p' t7 J8 l8 W好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

7 K7 N9 `. w, g3 ^真聪明，偶像啊

1 p' f  _" r$ ~# E  ?全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

7 t7 _7 H5 u2 g. _; A真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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7 g* N" E. w5 N6 I% X  l& t8 N1 T) O真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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& B* ]2 O5 F: V3 a) l/ c* K别把我往坏路上领啊。

1 q1 q' x/ T/ @2 M你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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& d8 u- c4 ?$ S真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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! n/ v4 x: s6 b大学教授哦，能不剥削？

) f5 `, z2 [! x$ q她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
6 [  n3 [3 F9 @& i紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢