Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
1 Y: T* k! X% K; Z8 R7 Othe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
7 J0 J: ^" w/ i/ f he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
4 P: b; @" |" _& @5 Rask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
6 ~- o8 F/ [! e* B9 s; Qyou pay me only $5.
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$ |! {+ h  Y" o7 B% z6 m' Z You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
: o6 E. B0 d1 U3 Y: E, m2 _the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
6 u! t, T" Q+ K# g3 ^5 ythe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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2 B3 ?7 ~# b6 o, m; _- [The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
, M9 c/ |8 b% o. opocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

' O1 m. s" _. x: rNow, it's the newfie's turn.

9 t, b1 W* E7 L# e, ~He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
. f# m, b- v& P" a) Bthree legs, and comes down with four?'

0 W: |& j' y- oThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
, z% P9 D0 U( b* Z/ C  @# lreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
8 V/ Y' u7 b1 H8 D# Athe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
' ^8 h. Z, v* o7 D) S5 dof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
: Z5 Z7 c# N, _1 L1 }hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

8 q3 y- S" N% }3 Q  QThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
; s) s" K6 I7 p, K* D9 lwakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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' `# e/ I% _( h8 n! O, }& c>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
  K" [. f9 j- d  v: u, W>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
% e) ~$ C: Q/ `' D: A( u9 T/ m+ v>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
5 v7 F1 |  @2 }( G- Z4 b>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

: d8 K" J$ }4 n9 ^3 k5 {2 j>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
( ^  l; d( d! @* K1 Y>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
1 D0 ?9 ^+ }2 H, d>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
  c7 D0 c0 z1 q5 ]9 _' ^4 l>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
: F) V1 ^& M0 X2 i) U9 Xlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
! ^% V/ ~$ u5 ~1 V& {( j8 f" @the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
- Q% s& D, Z4 g“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

* R7 l+ W/ @! Z3 F' ?. J真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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9 d' h( Z% D5 v2 }! k4 {3 D好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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" |3 s+ l1 |* ?' L真聪明，偶像啊

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8 G% M1 \' P. R, H" l5 x全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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* Y. @, v6 e, u* e+ E+ o; q真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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& l. B$ A1 e& T8 }, E( C. e别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
& r5 }! P! |" ^" \加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

+ c" x% W$ d7 ]* Y多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

+ l4 W: ?+ S% Z& J真博学，偶像啊。

, {$ W$ P2 |5 d% U- e大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

" X$ z' a" k$ t/ M大学教授哦，能不剥削？

. T3 ?% W1 X* |% {她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
- c8 R, W9 F$ l) G9 i3 |3 ?5 W: w她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
4 n5 J$ K; B% a/ R8 D8 [紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢