Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
; k  u6 I( M. u5 E2 J! Lthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
# V: x( E4 `4 L3 p he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
& @7 `# z& u3 K/ V% H* N. @7 e2 Sask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
* K, k1 I) D. a1 w( n. O  t, pyou pay me only $5.
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) ]- g# S# X6 A+ u You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
; ~* @, T, m* N9 i9 @; Ipocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

/ }. a' }( }. U1 f' N0 nNow, it's the newfie's turn.

, t* t& J8 I7 E; OHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

! ]/ i; R" S6 P& H! G3 S8 m) tThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
; u# P1 N. ]" I# R: Breferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
7 Y% ^/ Y4 o6 F! |$ t0 @+ Wof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
4 N6 B5 q$ I0 V# kwakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
# W* \8 T* i- n7 ]4 o5 R5 U* scomes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
; w1 Z& K1 o! X>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
1 ]# T2 \0 f0 Q+ A1 h>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
+ N  W" f% B6 f) F% u# a$ i4 Y>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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9 v! J3 z1 z+ E! _>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
4 o  B! W: M" |1 H' e7 h/ n7 n>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
, z/ `2 `! @4 d5 Clong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
  h2 v% l' W$ Dthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
+ c- p# n+ i0 `0 |' \the newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
4 D& y' o  B$ T( Z, v' `: M+ p好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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$ y  u6 R% b/ J, Z好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
) {4 _3 \3 h7 {  i“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

4 G0 _; ^: W5 _- p真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

- p3 T2 `' m9 J真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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1 x! f& d8 r/ ^; ?; ?2 @真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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) j' ^5 s- d( t, r! |; ?6 w+ ?别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

: N) u4 E: |$ \  f$ O多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

' {/ w. x6 q! h- K' F  `大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
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她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

6 e& L% S! o( ]. D' ?+ L$ F) \说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢