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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a& l# Z7 q0 B9 G1 y
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb% q" }# A2 k. i* _" O$ {$ e
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if) U! J5 d0 G! ~: ?
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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7 Y6 h+ A5 i) }2 h7 N, m6 s. P The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so% M- ~# ^6 C2 P; t
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
/ j" a- r4 a" e0 h* D" \1 x( P lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
2 a# s4 ~: V$ {6 D; mask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,, f, h# P5 t. E' n
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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9 ~; A* Y) K- r4 f) n& t# R% `  D This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.* T0 m9 o0 l% q6 T( L. T. w
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
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the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour9 q3 i7 S& }5 ]# t4 C
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
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back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and3 }* w' {  M, }+ I% \# s0 ?
comes down with four?'
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$ ~: J$ B6 s1 O( r% ^$ ZThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $51 z, r8 X" u6 K
and goes back to sleep.
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!: H" M5 |' s; @. b/ I+ a

  L& g* g: m( D$ ~9 a: f/ MLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
( A. d9 I1 w6 K3 s0 t% L& ^- M- b7 `>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
3 ]) _* }5 w+ K0 {  P  o- I" S9 {>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
2 [  z( e8 U  a& Z$ [$ R! i5 h>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, % y3 I& C0 e, O" t$ v! L6 R1 N
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct. U' a6 s5 W: T) D1 |8 k

* }- H- U% d% a" K  {+ A8 h& ~>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
& l. h( t5 X8 D' J>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a # h  L* s% b$ n/ j- K& t( n. t. R
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
2 H! M6 v: i' U>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
, D7 N/ \' S! O0 `9 i3 g0 c% L>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three$ V. G. ~( M, U/ T

1 Z. m6 r6 y" ?1 w2 u  C. u>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
  P) n# U) k: E7 b: y- a1 E+ p>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the $ l# t0 M; z% Y) `
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand 6 t1 j5 x/ A1 y) J. U+ i
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 , n. o7 Q6 I% W. o
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a3 n* l$ k/ r5 _3 H
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb, s3 _8 p+ x  I9 Y
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if, W2 N! b9 e0 A! A. @4 ]/ ^% N) L
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:6 a) O* A& j7 F' T; C- ~1 z. c
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,2 T; r7 L, T% ?; I6 |3 ?
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 ( X- H: n. B0 m1 F6 E0 o# T
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 , @: D% o" c  E) ~- B! q
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:3 p7 X2 a2 A0 O+ F! n. G
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,: n3 N* Z/ G* T( K9 y# `/ l7 B
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明,偶像啊
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' |, {" ~* q5 \全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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5 L. V/ o( t6 w; }2 Q* z5 |& c全盘接受一下。

7 Z0 B. a! v5 D9 I& j真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 % b# {; W, E( j: h4 x
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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* Y9 {9 q8 t) d, T! f1 T. a( U; ^3 g别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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& \# e2 Y' t# a# L  s别把我往坏路上领啊。

8 R$ Z8 `% `2 u8 K: |5 T9 J你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 ! ]9 O  |& M- n5 `
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

7 [; }: u, q4 Y) h1 b, L多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 + q. Q2 x0 c2 H# T
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真博学,偶像啊。
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?

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大学教胖还差不多 % X+ K" Z6 G$ T& z8 I# U4 D
她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
& d- I1 a; v( \; C/ b8 @( h! n紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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