Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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; M# ~% G" N6 t( ` The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
1 ~( P( q( ~8 |& Z" P! O he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
# h' D0 ?! y7 y& u2 _ lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
) B1 @+ E9 ~6 p+ B6 @% lyou pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
2 |6 f: p; I" `6 K will pay you $500.

' o- G7 ?2 [' y1 ?) p2 R3 }7 K" O& | This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
: q" e% N; N! e/ a' K9 t9 Nthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

3 X) G, ?! R# R2 O; `7 FThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

+ }! f# o6 ]5 @8 v  Z/ VThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
' d5 H  |3 g9 c/ N* P& v3 O: ~* @" xpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
# S3 V; I$ t6 Y/ S5 S: [9 g; l6 _references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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) w' i$ y' w. t% b'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

* y/ H/ t7 ?4 s# y) O) I4 gThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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/ f. ~* N- B- v4 ]Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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2 I/ n! O2 z9 d2 m4 Q>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
9 v$ e3 z( M) x0 U7 O4 ~>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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, o4 [& A0 [* _6 k>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
. t8 z/ V; b; i1 K" S& ]>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
2 W7 D+ L6 ]/ O/ |. I) K3 e7 f>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

) ]. B! D! Q7 i% R9 c>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
+ v3 x; C$ ]2 t+ o3 V0 Q7 K+ g>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
& G# [. n0 Z5 r1 s( M/ VA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
: z7 V" i5 }6 B6 rlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
# _1 w, m' o! {+ A/ o' Rthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
6 M3 o# ~* \$ [: ~" L3 r6 qthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
) v. h8 w  u. G' ]2 I: D加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

0 s  F( {1 }6 v$ R4 D( W+ b0 N真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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3 G# V% c/ \) i2 w: v4 a+ \
/ y- w7 j) ~6 j, v- w& B& H" D2 N好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
6 X* l% r" t& ]! R1 D6 ]好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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2 |' [" p' |9 l/ d5 q% O真聪明，偶像啊

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8 N3 t/ [1 b5 U. t  Y全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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全盘接受一下。

3 }6 T& z0 y) Q4 T真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表



别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
7 G" i/ I1 ]. s6 ^加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

4 k1 K; c& v* U6 T多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
- t: }# s/ B, V  {. V大学教胖还差不多
5 b2 h+ \! h& {! W" d, X) g她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
% a1 ~- C5 V, \: Z8 f紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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7 }' h' o( Y" c7 S$ D哈哈，你们在这开小会呢