Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
# J" \/ y  U8 f# v! I" Ilong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
5 Q1 y2 |8 D2 w. lthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
5 j  o  i: ~8 N, ^+ V7 ?9 zthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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- u+ Y8 C# v8 B. V$ q. ~0 K The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
( W% v1 u% v3 n. b7 |/ ] he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
5 J- c; G+ ~" N- k8 ]3 M# ~8 M lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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9 f! t. l, A" {, B7 w" U You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
9 V; Y9 E# H! j. f4 z will pay you $500.

, r2 K  d" g! E# i1 V2 x This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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, ~. g3 G# F, v8 g# S, P" D, ~The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
3 ~8 D, i! L/ S$ Vthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
8 {+ R4 t- \. @three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
- X; G$ Y6 N) ]+ nthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
$ D6 t, w& q" @3 \0 o8 Phands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
3 N+ o+ N. b8 wback to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
# o6 _, o. p7 d# Vwakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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6 M- f% r; {9 XThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!

& r% s0 c( f4 y7 KLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
4 _; ~3 j/ K' ]1 W, R1 ^>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
; M3 x* T$ P3 P% @' p" D% ?>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
: u8 R: w# y; A/ v6 p, b: w& C>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
4 M3 ]6 c' Z: [( {8 [; H>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
% @! s4 ~, z2 O7 z>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
% ^, D2 {* f9 S2 B9 }$ g>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
4 i$ i: c2 e+ S1 F( e3 m>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

3 @& C2 V% y2 `% J>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
' J+ T  r; h  V9 h' B6 a>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
* q+ y( _+ [/ ]7 _>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
4 q* p# O$ [7 Z: `& ?4 cA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
  E# r& h- j- r3 A; wthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
0 z( d1 m, ^& a( Ithe newfie would l ...

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% w$ \, Q8 Z& g+ f, Q0 x好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
1 T; p) N1 B/ t“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
/ [0 l) N: s- T5 [, {8 ]' F好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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* `6 ]4 A# f+ T' |# ^好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

  ^7 V1 N3 O' I+ c; {7 ^% I真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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& G8 h: S- x* {; j# G1 [/ ^  P真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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8 C+ g& C* X* Y4 i* C2 V别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

  s' K/ A; u1 z) A" |7 g" v& ~6 a& B你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

( b- }4 S% ^5 f+ {. w. k- ^大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
& n! j9 n9 t8 z5 }2 p7 r) |) P大学教胖还差不多
2 k2 ~, L& R5 ^* K0 E& n她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

( N1 N  M" A) _% O; ?说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

% Y: V! ~3 Y, ~- j$ _0 k哈哈，你们在这开小会呢