Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
2 S( X$ y$ Q+ }7 ?7 N% ^long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
' U9 s" h- Z; }1 Z) M& C3 n- Uthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
" e" [* V9 L/ F6 Q6 Lthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
) w: [. ~$ K; a* p+ `9 C he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
2 O# y: g; G7 x6 [( \, ^( `: ^ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

  ?6 [3 \* o. H; h  J0 h You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
; z+ I4 }! X( c/ g! U will pay you $500.

2 U: P  ~, k6 H0 w This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
6 m% |. V# ^# ]4 C$ |, vthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
4 l; A$ x. P  Tthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
8 O& U; h5 ^+ f' L5 ~7 Plawyer.

5 n! k/ W4 D: w  e( f! E5 zNow, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
- G' a. b8 u, vthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
! j: |& Z+ v5 G, mof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
& ^! v, J& k& P  S' b% x, G5 Dhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
8 D5 p8 n* L9 O' hback to sleep.
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2 W" C& ~/ S/ R9 h" b5 Q% {5 IThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
2 }3 R3 ]8 y, k3 g  X
( \0 L* X- U: M1 J'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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: d# ~% d4 U1 D, [The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
8 [$ R7 h* T8 H; Q  j/ a' M( d" T>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
6 x5 f/ g2 u! l: `4 Z" I( a>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
- b- O4 |$ U( K5 t8 I2 C/ q>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
3 B& d# F% f8 i7 F( ^. z) R>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
' O" K& B6 m+ u/ i6 z" G5 H>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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0 J5 t. D3 i8 v>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
- S: F5 d5 Q; X9 t1 Wlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
1 o: f& \8 z/ Z) a$ U好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

6 }5 z; {2 b: _  w; Y真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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+ U7 R5 B. k& m& u4 ~3 `. ?好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

5 \0 ?  b0 v+ k( h+ ^, m7 M# G真聪明，偶像啊

! T* y# N  Y% ~* }4 o: S1 z全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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全盘接受一下。

2 t4 X: ~/ B% i9 e& M$ c! H真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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& Q8 t3 Z0 I' B' U. W) [, N& \0 ]3 W7 v真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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% a  d) P( j" G- v$ u1 p8 E别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表



- G' ]1 b* I* y) q: X1 U别把我往坏路上领啊。

5 P' E2 T/ p8 g  \+ }# i9 b, g你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
( I6 n8 ^0 a4 K& G0 _. p加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

& U! e& j; _+ E; J# V& j2 u多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

+ k4 T; f+ L/ D: k8 p大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢