Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
# u7 u+ g# Z( L9 W, i lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

4 c, |3 ]$ W7 J This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

9 x0 |; C( L! p8 ]' NThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
9 L3 J$ \" p5 K! m' d6 {1 Othe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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6 \2 R* p% a5 ]  G! CThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
& D. |! K$ u; T; \* X$ o# \. ~pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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+ W; ?3 b7 R0 x  Q2 rNow, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
# F% M: d0 l+ H, m" E( k; Nreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
2 b" L% u& a! D: o, J4 Zthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

$ h! i/ Z* N# j+ o) BThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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/ l/ }- P% s$ A0 u" S$ ~'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
+ `6 `# t4 @2 y! ucomes down with four?'
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7 q) V7 Z0 g' b/ \8 H- t% VThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
, {0 H, _$ y" m" |5 F3 Z& Rand goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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/ o! Q: f8 Q8 wLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
, S% W0 l! _- Z1 ~>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
: X  i0 i) @# ~% `1 W>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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; b! M" X$ n1 j>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
! w- c0 x+ U! |, L+ N; C( {3 W2 @>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
0 g: \. K9 A9 ]>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
1 d- Q1 ?! t8 U- K>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
* R3 v1 l# O2 X, \7 P>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜

Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
- f: N) A8 i4 r" m# H& nA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
7 R9 [; i) v5 n4 Dlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
' X/ [% h7 `9 ~- X/ @" v6 V0 nthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
$ Y5 |; w" j0 G: Z0 [: ?  @“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
8 ]# q6 P+ N. W3 S加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

5 @2 Z6 N' ^- M# F* m真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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  c/ R# @& W4 W- q) V0 q4 b) J5 ]全盘接受一下。

# X# M4 ]' z! v& H真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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0 k8 \& S3 h7 Y9 e& O# S; F真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

# n8 X& n2 U# W" n别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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- X9 L% R2 Y7 t9 d. g% `别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

: @3 K: K3 V) D. t% G多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

# u: r" D. _2 ?) M" I+ N真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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8 R8 w4 _. P/ E* d! Y& H大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

! T0 d; [8 B5 U0 x+ u$ p+ V说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
& D+ u  I9 S: ?& n紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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