Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
+ I/ b/ X- o$ X& B' jlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
' L+ `. K( `; kthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
/ e! \5 e% K7 z; d9 p' Vask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

$ `; G5 z) ~  X6 x+ U2 s* G4 G This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

. b. {: B3 {' gThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
  n% m& I2 ]2 f) R0 |three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
+ Q3 Q7 m6 @2 s0 G5 p  K) A/ L* j% ~of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
4 p. \6 M) A# j$ ~hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
# e+ T4 o  x2 ]: ~! a; n' Qback to sleep.
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/ P- k. j6 H8 ~5 q, }/ K4 LThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
% b! q, \+ T# |, R' g. owakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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0 P, [" I" R/ U1 lThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

6 B- @" v2 }1 v0 [* d9 N) q) u2 [& \>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
. ]5 d0 `1 L0 V! M>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
4 n7 S) w+ y( U: x/ E+ `3 k6 f>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
, B- C5 O* W5 M2 t7 h>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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* G, H! _( V' V8 Z>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
3 e0 x  y$ H& U5 X" S/ g# M. ^>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
8 \6 u9 J  `9 L* P0 R5 e  L# x$ _2 A>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
& s7 E0 s. \" S: [3 w8 y9 Y5 _- P>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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/ Z% b* w# @/ A# s3 l* i7 }>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
8 Z/ n  }6 v0 J. H>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
  s/ r( _! I$ D" E$ n$ d>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
7 q/ q" H  A3 F" Gthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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6 ^* F7 t2 P9 P6 v! T3 x" e: j好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
$ |% ?% D1 L+ K; b$ [, [好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表


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; n* t6 R0 O" U. N; }好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
' d- O3 b- H! ?) L7 s2 q" t“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
$ w/ l( i0 M5 m$ W好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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3 E7 I/ }1 ?2 P, b真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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9 j  e& L! O  [7 l, V  Q7 y! p3 g全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

4 j. [/ M6 R& \8 G- }  E: S你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

7 H4 q/ P; t9 w多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

+ `: x3 I- M% I5 w大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
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她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
8 f" y$ l% \$ \$ j紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
. c5 u. \$ a6 h4 b$ E+ Z! E) \紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢