Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
+ T/ ^$ \  @/ h2 m: S# @5 blong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
. z. C  H- r5 ?1 X7 n3 Gthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
7 ?5 W5 s, V+ b, p1 [! n The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
) k7 k* j% ^+ I% \ he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
6 L- m2 _. X. M7 ~# R: R  _5 ]- e lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
  ~8 S" [% U2 G  y2 C$ d9 {5 Cyou pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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2 x7 M& Y$ k# m This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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9 ]- Y1 M; T( ^$ ^  ~The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
' R5 N3 g* M6 K; M/ ?) J, b" [pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
8 N8 E" A# U% i! F2 A/ `5 H+ @/ v  v% zlawyer.

2 S3 P, B; E, ?( qNow, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
, v: y  Z0 w& s$ creferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
/ Y6 D; W7 ^3 y" J; hthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
8 z0 t  T& \9 p( C2 Y; r' R, d/ Gof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
  G9 s# ]: `* p* qback to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

1 v6 b- T" U0 I2 ~! [0 H'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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8 ^2 b# X* V. M  V* h, }The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!
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stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

) j2 s& l0 `, l: r8 o' Y0 t# H>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
' a8 O' ^" s+ n, p& O- j3 S>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
1 ^3 n0 l0 t, ~>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

0 U8 y5 m% O6 ^$ _& X>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
+ h* @# d+ F+ [( G% r>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜

Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
8 ~6 e% I9 R2 O, X+ V8 B“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
) R3 c0 @' K3 g" k, V好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
' c% m5 C$ a) q% N加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
4 F4 Z4 U4 w9 u  Z4 Q" S5 m6 J“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
: C8 o! `) g* ^: u$ W好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

2 ~7 I# k# x9 K你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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- J" ]- m7 v" K1 H5 i# g5 ^. K% E真博学，偶像啊。

. r6 q3 u! w7 ~' ^4 O8 p5 H大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
0 d3 a( N/ S* p7 v大学教胖还差不多
  D& k9 [/ s+ v/ @  I9 r( j她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
' z5 G5 y, D! ^+ z$ P9 v7 ^紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

( q* C0 Y* r5 Y' R/ x0 Z; g7 {说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢