Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
) }2 ~7 U" s' A5 m2 ^! D% glong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
6 P1 G. c0 r- U( A3 X# qthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
0 X; V) J1 F, {' N, H  @1 [ he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
- M, \' T3 c# E/ E: j2 X7 g lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
* X4 G. ^' h: |9 A9 J# x$ o' o: Mask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
, ?0 G5 L+ N* Q# z" c; A/ gyou pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
* v4 k7 z/ |% N, n* d" R! u will pay you $500.
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  v" Z7 z9 {  ~3 z5 B This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
; e1 t. E1 M$ q* R: R, Q* fthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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- Z9 Z, y& `& @# D3 HThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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) W) f, I7 N+ E& sThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
4 Y2 a0 \- {8 C" u- D- Zpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
1 N) D+ a* L1 b1 rlawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.

0 P, @4 V- T3 o7 d7 L# uHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
7 ]5 _/ o9 E3 i% @three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
3 n1 J, ?# B6 L2 vreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
) G0 T$ ~0 a# q9 Hwakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
" i* l0 B, F/ e  `# m  Ucomes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!
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- |2 J( Q' W' S5 @: m( M+ D% hLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
/ z4 T  l0 P$ p( @9 u>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
5 i: G* ]7 k0 b- N+ \0 }3 W/ ~) o; G>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
% k& t+ q( O# i5 r5 Q5 b, ^>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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. K& ~" Q2 R- X4 q0 u- R7 X2 j& J! D>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
2 K& |5 o) a' g1 w2 I$ W6 n>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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& b: P" w' E% v/ w( q+ ]>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜

Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
. l6 A/ J* X2 nlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
4 b0 {4 \* |0 ^3 Vthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
+ `( |) W: P3 n3 c' M' r“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
  f, c0 `8 m! {# R0 S好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
: L" K! U& \1 T- i0 a1 I加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

( W) R- }' L! K3 a$ z真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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, d# p. F0 @. ^$ s5 Z+ u. V! Q好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

* ]- C& [! N4 `: l) B9 p真聪明，偶像啊

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5 l7 d! p* E$ @& y) o1 p% ~全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

3 U! h6 Q9 J. b2 m, }真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

* E( o7 w, e  o你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
# ?, _$ E' J+ ~6 ~: ]# a0 w- c加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

+ @- w2 ~% @& e! G多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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2 d; X  a) X: t. T6 V  y真博学，偶像啊。

- |9 }+ N& X  W& U大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
% d3 z  I$ ~8 c大学教胖还差不多
* x0 F* k8 |! h/ F! f她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
" X: m* {* H7 M紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢