Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
5 `9 R+ j( {1 y3 U5 i/ blong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
& |! u4 c- _# R& V6 Qthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
1 a+ h5 f: `- e: F9 S# z- `the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
1 V9 e! @: E0 j" O$ U8 ]/ T5 d The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
7 a, e4 i( u2 s! |5 {; e0 \1 Z4 Vask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
9 E2 h' v2 F9 y* ^* h( j' e  a, Wyou pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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9 i2 O" w0 j9 D% D; `/ U) } This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

: _" O! z) q- k* w4 e& GThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
5 o8 O$ C. i& V/ Z; l; vlawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
  i. C( u* r4 Z/ l/ P" hthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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$ R7 n9 G! l% v. O# vThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
* r  n% |- I! X; U5 Jreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
: B7 ~/ i+ j- wback to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
2 q; H! Z! d* Ewakes the newfie up and asks,

% K5 ?9 k2 Y' u( d2 Z'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
  ~/ P. V9 b8 S2 ocomes down with four?'

2 n3 H1 T6 E  e, QThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
! l. R5 O# @$ ?/ X+ d# G2 ]% f( c>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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8 p- Z4 C, G: H' ^2 q- `& }* v% M>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
. J- w# v4 _/ A7 i* M3 ~5 h>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
6 @, ]8 j( d4 r/ D9 ?. w5 _* `- W>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
. [3 p) `, P! j% D+ X& F0 B>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
, P0 r$ Z. Z! M+ f9 m8 }  y>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
: b% I9 {% j4 ~+ N# `+ Y; T>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
7 d" y. p$ H+ b>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
6 N) I. S) H0 J& ^A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
; D" m  V( ]; P' D% othat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
% ?% |% J$ H% U/ T( e6 @2 a+ t“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
* A8 L/ H) h7 h: T* ]好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
0 @$ L0 P; Q7 E6 ~$ G! y6 K加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

3 c* b+ v  F+ s真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表


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5 ~9 C9 y) ]! X! f7 [. \" X1 B+ \好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
6 w! _1 J- l: ]“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

7 l: [4 ^5 q, G( k7 V1 F# v全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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4 Q& L4 v6 U! g5 K& d  B- x全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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3 B) E$ F8 x% r; N: [( N. ^真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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+ z, o7 `  b8 s2 P; P1 [2 A别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

, x+ c7 b  _# i+ X) s你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
* P/ {- F- _( N0 D加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

4 f5 g& i4 r7 q* p: H, _* M+ Q大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

. [& i2 q- ]5 w! X6 U0 g( y大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
1 {% |7 i- f% l4 h  M大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
5 V8 t1 D# R- j( H/ v紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

% S7 m! a* j/ ^; {* y/ l哈哈，你们在这开小会呢