Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
7 \; X$ a- t: }0 n. H. `long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
1 Y+ Y- M6 |2 N3 m/ ~0 athat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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. h* b! d2 C; q* H The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
3 r/ n8 G. ~9 x  f# v5 wask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
) S* J& h: j7 v5 D( Pyou pay me only $5.
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4 x, d" I( r/ e( x, F+ ? You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
4 b0 `2 _' C( T# Z, i: L% y/ D will pay you $500.
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& ^% T* q8 g4 b This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
0 A0 S- R: q2 C, S5 \8 H: ^the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
7 J1 ^) o3 m! F* F4 pthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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5 I& |6 @3 G9 H# h2 ]9 V# `The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
( }& w0 W' N/ E6 w+ ?# H/ npocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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8 B! ?* O+ I) V: }; lHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
- |  V0 z  [+ m8 H  Ireferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

9 B  D: b5 G5 w0 G'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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. D6 W, s( G1 ?/ G+ v. JLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

! C& W- i. O2 l. y( e' _* Z# l>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
7 ^1 [* w- m' ~/ Y1 }>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
: ^' X. ?- b% X$ T4 G' U>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
0 g8 Z' k0 ~9 @+ d4 `  Q' V% }>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
( d3 ?* o& j: ]8 S) M9 b' ?>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
0 N5 S- ^9 ]& _0 A# |# @+ R>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
6 `) _& m) c8 A- |, N>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
: ^7 t! C& O8 g* o9 i>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
  n- Z: u8 Q4 r( R$ Q8 U4 U>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
' p+ L+ Q. I6 y/ B! I- Nlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
4 |7 @6 Y% _; ~& ]the newfie would l ...

& i  \1 b/ \  W! B$ |7 ~好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
, Q( P8 W! J! G: k/ M: B3 `" v5 e6 l好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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! X+ J3 M8 V" N( e) D- O, T  U0 [好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

, T1 k, O% q) e8 b+ p1 d  |/ K真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

8 M- [& o) v6 s; a- P全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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6 X/ h' p+ @/ }# ]& ~$ J全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

; p" A7 Q% ^0 L# S别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

- W, k) n: Z% Y5 P7 C5 @. u$ p你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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* r% B+ n: T; W, L7 W真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

) v2 u0 A- s3 @4 D  I# i9 f她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
5 |# o( o* u8 n* D$ ~她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
7 \& Z! s4 ~  i' J0 M  C紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
$ {; f4 U, Q3 Q3 E2 [9 J紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢