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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a: v. U3 P8 |* T$ J) d% {! N
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
% l6 P" M9 v, i" u# ~5 qthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
! l# Q2 Y5 o) w+ L1 L; M& ^the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so8 K7 d6 x5 A) q
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
/ n+ T+ y6 S, b, d lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I! g( l. ~* _$ g0 p* i" k' M) j
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,$ \4 b4 c3 @4 I8 M! ?2 L7 S
you pay me only $5. ! r9 @  i5 G% i( ^* y

8 q% E3 l/ U0 K% Z5 z' H! ?) B& f You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
2 [4 }5 E7 r" |  Y% f4 V! w will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep3 U+ y/ ^3 q5 I! ?) u) m
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. " V2 B; J" c# O- h0 c
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
( B# H/ ?: ]! t1 nthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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- }( n( c( J8 P) b5 U$ ?The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
3 `% ~5 }% C/ l" y! t. a7 rpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with8 m6 q2 X  M  M- |1 i
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all$ K! ]" B' d  J8 |8 E0 T% T
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all5 }& ]$ U1 N. `8 K: A
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour' ~9 f0 J9 ~9 D/ m( [0 \( M
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
% i3 W- u) T; o/ e4 Q, bhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
6 C4 N) L8 J/ A, t0 _6 ^back to sleep.
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3 A" i+ b# E& IThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He  w+ g3 N9 G2 y6 v2 S6 i/ w$ H
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
4 w# r0 H2 f. F0 X3 i) ccomes down with four?'
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- R- p/ ]% o" l( w( d3 jThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5/ D6 [3 J" I3 |
and goes back to sleep./ u2 N2 I% j) f! M* X

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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!, `6 i  {9 _" m! d" `# ~9 O" p8 h
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the- F; ?; E( K! `& {( |

: d5 b; M# Y4 r( |>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two " [6 _4 U. n4 i4 s! k
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
9 @# ]6 e* ?+ B5 {>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
1 o2 a* v* ^) ~1 C>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, / O  K" X  ^5 }. }8 E2 F9 S( D
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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* N" S# j6 }+ @2 o( }! J5 {8 J>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research 3 ]* `/ s  t+ _; E
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
6 [" M: R! K9 ^. V7 M) Q& P, s>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
) `$ r, Q" s2 x/ ]+ s4 S: _. W+ S>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, $ {, M- {& G  l  O+ F
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three! Q- Y6 G, R  M" k) N% a

' y/ c0 J0 ^; b# D3 R8 K! y>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's ( s9 c+ c8 v5 @. e! ?
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
! E' Q9 m2 e: D4 _>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand 9 g2 W. z  m2 F7 F& _
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 8 I# {( v$ z; }; O1 ^9 B. }8 x0 ^
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a4 D0 {- U2 l" c6 x1 j
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
& g( T" u/ s4 X+ bthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
) _/ q7 R4 v; J  [" o# Zthe newfie would l ...
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% F- q! f) k1 g5 ~好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
+ E4 [/ Y% h+ F# g& G7 l: W“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,  D" k. r  r5 n* N# C
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
& M$ b# L# Z, C加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 5 p4 N% V$ U0 l3 L3 E
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:5 B0 x6 X% d% F/ E# \- H4 ?
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,, f2 {3 {+ \" I* |' S) O; {
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 - ^0 G+ I( Z0 V% C9 i
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真聪明,偶像啊
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9 R7 m! U/ {/ M$ q# L) L/ q全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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/ L& U! X1 \$ D1 Y* h: N7 V全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 ; B1 w7 v4 N, g/ I4 _

# H( A7 q8 Q6 O  k  k2 [真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 7 W5 m( P2 M. h  H' I% `

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

1 h) ]. ?5 l1 K( S9 S* j+ h6 R" m8 p你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
& j' }- _2 [% ]; ]9 w# L1 m% `加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

% K3 w" T: f- e, w  f( z多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学,偶像啊。

$ {, b4 K* B* S& H. N: d$ V) e大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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/ G8 X8 s9 c1 ^1 M) y  t大学教授哦,能不剥削?

$ T$ n! Z, j4 h她是大学教瘦?
# \7 U  Y4 S3 g5 C1 @大学教胖还差不多
* X: J& w1 V6 \: R4 @2 e她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
6 `$ [/ g2 G3 `1 G紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

6 f: S% q+ i; [. n, d9 h  |0 l" n说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
+ Z+ F4 X0 d* m, B* T  t紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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