Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
3 X) _  H. J7 L; i' n! ^the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
/ Q" g9 E9 B# c4 x The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
( {) C. @* Y( {3 @- j5 b4 ? he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
. t) f6 k, m# u1 j lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
( V; T7 v# o) `' v+ ^ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

( c: w/ K- F3 w1 W. u* a' ~; i You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
6 i* ~% F# V, `% E. |: J/ b will pay you $500.

$ s: p7 h8 Z. V8 [ This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
7 [' ]8 o) g& O; u) I5 ]the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
0 M& i8 x/ b  s+ {% Gthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

8 A$ k3 \# T& C" XThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
# M6 i7 l; v/ j7 Z2 s# v1 P& vlawyer.

' `" l/ x8 M3 l6 BNow, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

9 S) T6 A# i1 j# l7 s6 j* IThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
- a, D3 ~2 H$ Ethe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
& w2 ~4 x' x8 [2 k+ f6 x4 wback to sleep.
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$ Q4 B9 a% C  X8 k* bThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
( g4 X* e" f( Zwakes the newfie up and asks,
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; Y! z/ K$ R4 o5 {" g! t'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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; P8 l4 m) R# y6 `, c. `>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
+ M2 k4 X1 K! e9 m; p% t>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
5 I2 y# F% L3 M: L$ Z7 p6 e>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
2 |4 K. P, o. A( b+ E  S( |>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
! r. b0 d6 z' N6 o- `7 G>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
8 Y* G, g5 k6 F/ |9 }8 f5 G>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜

Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
1 W6 }2 n8 N  ]/ ]  k2 x) Z6 ^A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
' d! W4 Q& P; n1 f. B% Tlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
7 \. u' E9 i7 H5 m加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

: d3 G* l2 K  P2 A6 a( l! g6 i真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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, `. C! o& V% u4 A& b好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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7 \$ S1 B" h/ d! L' R# w. b* {+ |: M- @全盘接受一下。

4 S" j- B& [. K真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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% ~+ V. d5 M' x+ }& n0 t别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

. M8 D: c8 a  Z2 y" `* a你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
1 Y$ M4 l  c6 E/ g加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

1 k" F' H# s; e9 D) O0 e( o大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

) U, |' D" C6 B; `( |说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
0 s. k, e* _/ v% |/ i' o" Y紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢