Newfie Joke

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-10-31 10:58

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
3 N" T" q3 g4 X/ _% a+ g9 T. Llong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
" O  s0 C6 p1 d" u+ ?" |$ Pthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
. @8 P2 O, B9 @- Jthe newfie would like to play a fun game. 4 z, J1 {* N1 g7 u, b
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
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ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
, R7 l1 |$ x( g7 u4 Byou pay me only $5. ( Z" D3 e% _, s( K
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I- s, W" e; w/ w2 n
will pay you $500.
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the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.   p$ `  w% N& b" Z, z. ]& S
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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0 J5 K8 v  C! c& O1 g4 _The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his9 l5 q0 K. l0 ?* ~0 ~, y
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the3 K, q0 T- t4 x* x% B' ]/ T3 _2 s
lawyer. 9 ?  b# s7 D, |  O" f; V
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.# n7 ~  W4 ~' `  O( @

: c8 ^2 b6 a/ {, q2 z2 @" U+ q& }He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with. }, j, \2 U3 Q& `8 P
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
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the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
9 M5 _4 F; B5 S- e1 A) x8 jof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and6 Q, `* X3 k! U
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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% k, j* N1 R* O- c' aThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He: h% c* D7 _( f$ q$ o
wakes the newfie up and asks,   U; }4 k  N5 x6 j+ m( Z, q- o
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and$ Q5 m* K3 U# A; B1 w4 `4 N( K8 N
comes down with four?'
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: X5 a) T2 P9 t' R' xThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $57 \# A1 n# s. o  ^
and goes back to sleep.4 r+ n, B- ]$ x. ^4 O3 S. G' O

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billzhao · 发表于 2008-10-31 13:41

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou · 发表于 2008-10-31 20:17

so nice

瓦窑 · 发表于 2008-11-2 08:50

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜 · 发表于 2008-11-13 16:33

Great

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-17 21:36

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:33

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:38

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 # t' g% {8 P. H% M/ p
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a! @1 @8 D9 v% h m, L: C
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb) Z7 A, o2 f& H( y$ N: E
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
: V5 r! T% f4 z% |+ ^the newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
$ z6 V& g. C& `! u加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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+ f( X; ^) L6 m Z# c, h8 J好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
4 ]- Z9 m! Q1 X9 Y1 z“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
, e8 f1 c3 |1 b: j好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 12:33

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 13:38

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:17

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 % [7 V& q+ b2 ~* W
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:25

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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( W# \( }; [6 E% I/ g, P别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 : N+ {, O5 }: q
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:57

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 ; f" q0 S8 U1 E, _2 O+ ]$ H
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 11:21

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 . k+ H D m8 o! p
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多

她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是

）

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-21 12:41

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 13:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 1 c4 Z" Y9 b* G: @7 p. a8 H, i
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听

，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 . j6 b2 B# _. K- q
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢

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