Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
7 x% `0 b: X$ ^" ?) J9 }3 ~the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
5 S" ?0 n+ o- Q: t( \ The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
& [2 a/ U9 U4 q, pask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
3 U  M1 D8 Y0 Zthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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6 y7 \) b5 e) y& P. n1 I! d$ B+ bThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
4 y0 f4 F' {1 A6 d2 Othe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
3 P: U( u6 S$ b+ m8 W4 yhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
4 F4 c- v! _: h" bback to sleep.
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: ^0 d! }4 I! y* y6 sThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
# G, W1 H; y! Q+ @/ K- N3 xcomes down with four?'
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" I4 ]9 j5 m* BThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
7 l  ?" z2 r. }7 ]  x6 G. G( U4 [>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
3 b( s+ w& B4 Z! u5 I0 o: T>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
5 R  t3 g! \0 O  F- D7 R>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
# x1 Q! l# g& k6 z' _7 ~" v( S% x9 s>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
: E" L8 b1 \0 C5 p+ `" G>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
% K& q) L1 C4 x( \; X3 M1 A# M>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
( ?4 t+ C: Y6 Y6 j  X>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
% C) v& \. b# D& ^6 U# Klong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
/ D, K( Z6 h7 I( T* w5 b1 Ythat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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' [0 H* K( O4 ?& A& k7 b好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

( L) A4 v$ i8 Z) V真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
* C" ]+ e% z4 n9 }9 E8 v好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

4 [  Z  h+ p) l- c9 x) F0 F; p( U, E真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

; I2 I& {5 S+ k3 H& S真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

5 K" F, m* [( n- L& x1 u, ?  `真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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5 {4 q8 }! X9 ?9 c% }' w别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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6 k# N- p/ \/ W# r& s4 H别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
1 O+ P: j* [  K# b加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

0 E% @2 X8 e) v% L' ~9 o( A真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

* {1 b4 W7 n, Z( w( L8 v) T她是大学教瘦？
/ |2 p* n, J, D$ ]& S1 V大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

+ m& @2 _- L( t4 R* ]8 |/ c  E4 X说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
* \# _8 {1 z$ m  [4 ?( N紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢