Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
" ]/ w3 q9 @3 U* F! M# R  Z2 N& K/ H The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
/ ~1 P3 f7 t) G: f# P1 t9 M& _( O he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
9 D: U, N) ?" q* P1 { lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
  @' v0 E0 F# H will pay you $500.

/ ~' B& _; h1 V! O, ` This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
: E$ `- y& @( }: p  hthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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3 P& j- p2 G* g7 t  q% ~, MThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
, [2 J+ m( X' t4 Nthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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& T8 \/ y/ @6 QNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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! M9 [8 o1 P( T, P% U- LHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
/ o( \$ z; i' kthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
; g3 V# ?3 ~( z" bof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
9 j9 b& m! P: m7 g# D, e2 kback to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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1 g7 h. [: w1 V, a# T'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!

8 ]. y0 r2 r* Z' [6 q. x5 VLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

( E8 u; t% a" X: s- O>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
! _: ~; c* F; ^- ^2 ?+ Z, d* h3 Z>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
% w( R2 U0 \; }2 x9 U0 O8 C2 X>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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. p% q0 @2 ^" r- Q2 l3 A" }>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
8 f  P3 `$ ?  n) Y>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
9 p1 A) {- o4 z! g>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
# j, `7 z7 P. ?5 h2 e$ |>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
1 `5 F+ h; ~" U$ k>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
' e6 E0 x) r- C* Y- Z>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
, F, W) Q9 T3 l% hA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
5 W1 {9 R" r" r3 G! clong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
/ q' g4 n: r& p4 u. L2 Hthe newfie would l ...

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/ j+ t" Y/ F& v5 @9 T  m# V好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
" E9 Y: V  O9 O+ u“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
5 W- U6 F6 t- A! e! w, d# d加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

- ]8 }! V# ^1 @% A$ e% Z' S真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

( N: a! I8 J4 v) ~  J* L; |( U全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

& h! u" u8 X+ v6 d" J真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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4 I8 x  v( o- b1 m& N) V别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

0 k, `3 o+ c' l  l  s& ]/ g你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
% z$ `$ H( B2 ]) |加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

) g1 K. i9 a, G* x! y多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

. [, g5 ~: @1 U# c( z1 |她是大学教瘦？
+ [: T: A! Y  [; a% e# M大学教胖还差不多
- \& S( G% y7 f5 v她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
2 ^" _* N" t9 {9 z" n紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢