Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
! V) v" e, a, l) ?" A/ uthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
" x: L9 |6 M3 ?1 y' U+ E& ]& ` he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
& d8 \# c4 \! B* A7 Vask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

) E9 z5 D" ^, u) w+ ?8 v3 h This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
( ?/ u0 W% D' o, L; K: Rthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

4 w$ M! Q! d& J( ZThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

: [+ I6 m' z% K. sThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
8 l) n8 I) k: ]+ B; \pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

0 T, D6 e% h6 i+ d  F9 D1 dNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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6 m2 ^$ S4 ]9 y  V5 s$ V" YHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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) x$ Y4 E; m8 sThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
8 R" n  X; L6 b; vof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
& K" `$ b6 n, E" u; Oback to sleep.

7 x0 f8 X2 |' _% B) h8 HThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

' N! _- b' H2 y& V' _, n" }! A'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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$ [8 @8 ]; X$ |# @" ?5 HThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
5 f# n- H. ?( B" D5 i  }* @>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
2 E8 Q' O6 Z* `. ?>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

' f& H, k% a2 L6 b  k$ U$ n>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
: H' T% k& V6 ]; I3 `>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
& O8 U+ b  P9 I% T# y; j5 d>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
+ v0 r! |) r, @+ i: N+ k6 T1 P7 C2 l9 t>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
+ ~( k8 A4 u0 q* [7 ^, Z: R5 [>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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' f! Z2 i* Y4 s1 `>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
) r1 M. S7 |7 x( ~; w>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
# P# M  D9 ?# N/ j  Tlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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+ `6 p, @1 ^, y- `, G) v" b好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
/ H: {$ p* r  l$ [* z$ ~; _好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
6 v% s  f+ f( P' i! c. o+ h; P0 c8 C加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

3 X3 e% M+ U: F7 y8 g0 Q1 d真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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$ s( ?- S) M8 o/ v3 e! x3 ?好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
* ]+ s2 o; v. g& B) s4 I“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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4 g  G# r& {- a/ g) N" _全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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# }) g' W9 k. J* S真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

2 z9 x9 k- p" ^/ N) c别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表



别把我往坏路上领啊。

9 _8 J; c% F4 K你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
' U; D' b. E5 J$ k- J. P) \0 B加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

, N/ P+ m- c8 I& `; z2 q多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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6 S" Z( K( E, b9 c真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

8 }1 i: f# U0 |她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
9 w" E6 t; I2 M. L她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
8 i8 \( C' Z  g3 p1 D紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

# p0 U! g! l1 V8 a, m% G说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
5 I7 J/ X& F. y1 h7 h" o) @& Z9 R紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

6 ^# r8 z0 _2 u/ c4 Y/ j5 S哈哈，你们在这开小会呢