Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
( k4 `3 T* p$ D2 cthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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9 t8 u0 `2 C# i; H7 H" g, ^6 Y The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
8 ?6 H7 u% V( L5 Y6 R& |  z& Q# Tyou pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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2 A( o& q" A) I: r* [* {4 WThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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( L* C3 Q. v2 ^The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
2 ?! [- S+ o- t4 r$ g7 c, spocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
! Z: s; \# Q1 R5 x+ X; ~( Qthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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" _3 O! D4 [& a$ N% @1 ]8 |$ C! D8 ]The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
3 f- F  K9 f1 H7 n0 h9 c$ Fof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
1 z0 }. Z0 c' q/ |, l: zback to sleep.

% ?$ J! G$ ~, b+ r# eThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

3 J7 E4 A2 A' i6 _" r'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!
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9 t8 t& Z: E: d8 v/ V3 {/ k/ OLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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+ T2 I/ M* P7 \- K- B- w7 b>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
% _$ W3 p7 i& w9 P) W) p  P>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
( u$ z/ l' Z' O' d! G2 r3 O>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
. q" x9 ?0 y; s+ F& e1 U% S>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

; ?- ?- s& s- N, f>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
5 P" Z# ~* u$ m! d: b7 w>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
" D' i( Y0 d' R; s: s& J>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
- m/ J4 V; E' O" ~7 j, p( ?>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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' O+ J  O4 H3 x+ `>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
2 a, H% U9 Y6 b>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
4 c# J% b, u, h/ p% \2 e+ Q>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
2 u8 [- T/ C. V>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
; _, Z; b) C' u5 A" e$ j* y; h$ X# BA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
" L3 p: x$ ^. F8 q& ?long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
* L/ l! j1 b4 M: M* _“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

: m0 s# ^! s4 s. }. z5 A9 L  f真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
& R  C$ g/ i/ g) t' h“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
# }0 G8 n# J- S6 Y1 _3 Z5 w好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

1 b9 P+ G% W4 B6 P0 O3 `真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

& U  p/ L6 _$ U5 M) G真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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! m! v- y" C+ G真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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( G5 c% J; _9 Q6 |, [9 s别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表


% l2 @1 Z6 k) t7 l3 u: E8 r$ G/ x
0 E4 G3 V5 ]6 V( l别把我往坏路上领啊。

6 R: }/ g- g4 h( A' z* Y; A5 u你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
$ v; `/ U* A& A: S: U: t/ Z9 ~* T& G加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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% L" Z: }+ Z: G! T7 c- L. ~/ e8 t- `真博学，偶像啊。

5 t) `& ^) S3 ?% ~大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

! k" G& e) W- p! H8 G她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
5 s3 L! h- Y* G! I她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
/ i; \' A" Q- k3 j紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢