Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
7 z) O2 B" e, e9 Wthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
+ J+ Z3 T, T  U9 X( R" s6 X lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
* W/ R6 M( [1 ^4 K) kyou pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
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lawyer.
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/ R& R: ]2 J0 i. t4 `7 zNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
" V/ |! T  p& b, _5 x( r4 nthree legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
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of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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% j9 u$ s1 M' ~1 Q$ m& i' y0 h% T' Q$ V  l) fThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
  O& p3 V8 e1 b8 ~9 Twakes the newfie up and asks,
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% ~2 \0 U7 Q& m# Q( B'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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* ?5 H& p6 y* O; p' N8 p" W( TThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!

3 [5 q) x6 f( s$ f$ S9 O1 ILawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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! r. q3 o$ V( K) q9 M>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
4 t/ D9 T% I3 h" E, f) @5 ]>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
# d% K" ]) o/ t9 C1 u>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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& ?4 q! E; c: A>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
0 v/ d; R( p7 f" }# u; `>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
0 H8 D; h9 }" H8 z$ p>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
" {: d. |( K" b; v2 w8 n. Z>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

0 {; G! W0 G/ I/ E0 p>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
! L) W  s7 D8 C$ ^>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
, \; ~& c9 ^' a: C9 [>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
  I+ k$ }( S8 b) f5 ]A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
4 q4 ~3 U2 `3 ]that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

! [: ]% F& \5 \1 t1 x: F/ c+ B好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
. t6 d, b9 H! Y& f& |$ I“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
) b% K  g. C/ k“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

% B) {0 b# p- B5 W% @- j0 h真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

1 x/ I7 @7 [8 L' S全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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4 ~: D; ?1 C9 C3 `5 g全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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. n( s; ]& I  |别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

% Q  ?3 _$ j) j多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

5 K4 `/ |4 p& ]  j: [" B1 r大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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  j" D  V1 I# e6 D大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
, `8 p: ~( {$ b. S8 a, `/ e紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

+ H# O! T" d2 ]说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢