Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
5 ]1 k; B; ?' w; W# {  vthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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' @# y2 U1 Q9 M3 G The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
" l1 ~$ p( U" V4 s* I he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
& w& H7 B# K7 y0 H' l lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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7 T0 o# [! S; J# t8 L2 [ You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
+ h# @- ^8 u4 q$ e% L will pay you $500.

) B$ I0 Y2 t2 }/ T' H* w" b This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

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pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

9 v. }+ F5 R$ c- p6 i4 AThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
1 n: g, N, l5 J- X' ?  K7 freferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
& M" B7 P: y- B; c$ H7 ythe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
, t: S( @4 s8 ~; ~7 k9 Q' @) mhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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0 H4 v- L7 i7 |/ T# l, l% ~, yThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

6 u. p9 `6 X8 q3 F, E, u>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
8 V4 [6 r8 R, j/ e" s+ e>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
* ~8 M9 \+ Y. k>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
! n; U, U8 P5 R6 s; a6 z>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
% |) f+ o% b+ s>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
. {% y; J2 q  o>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
9 e2 s! l. l' T, L>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
( T8 G, K4 }7 n9 r/ A) H>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
2 v5 i: f% T- T- b5 K' c! jthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
/ T  ]3 o! c% Sthe newfie would l ...

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" i' H% a& U" E7 R' L好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
/ n8 ~$ H0 ^5 b好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

& i* s# @0 y, m( M9 M. b) h真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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7 }$ x' ~% z6 e6 U9 z# s% {好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
4 M( D/ s0 C5 b' j4 h“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
" @' {, i: I) W+ z+ Z好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

0 h9 T9 y# Y- R/ H真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

5 _" N. b! K# ~% P: P9 T4 k, a全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

! X8 j( b& l1 m9 K真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表


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$ T- h" m. x7 p- c1 o; C$ E别把我往坏路上领啊。

/ ?# e' Q0 p# F; k# ]你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
/ t- |$ \3 h1 z2 B, A加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

$ a) u, \: M* R8 n# Z& a% v( \9 N多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

- O8 c  p( v# Q" R% m大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
  U; v$ o4 l) P9 j& R" U大学教胖还差不多
" {) ^, o, ^# W$ c她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
  Q8 ]! Q5 c% ~( R) `  k" ]0 o紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
) r9 I1 n5 j& d9 J紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

" ^: r, ]: b- L7 C3 P2 X- T) q! O9 k哈哈，你们在这开小会呢