Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
: m+ x% U% n$ \+ x0 N% r The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
1 f" [  m" ?/ {- [9 xask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

/ A- M( T/ t8 n+ j& w9 k7 g4 ^ You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

" S0 @4 v2 k  \3 R# I1 k This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
- b+ `: G- z9 Q/ p3 [( q; Uthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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/ T: L2 H& ?' O# t" KThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
2 H; v& P3 P8 b  c6 Z# l% Ulawyer.

; F; f) C: l# p6 K8 L: \; lNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
0 J7 `5 A( j' J( D; \, f" J4 ~  Gthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
$ V7 D( A/ b/ C& g) Q$ M2 h2 ereferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
% q' l+ T5 R  @& |) ~) R* Sthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
, d8 Z# D5 d/ ]of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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, y: ?% C0 ?7 k( u0 l9 nThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
* U) `1 [5 W* f$ Z! v' t0 b2 b- ?wakes the newfie up and asks,

2 w/ ~5 ~( [( K& }( A4 G0 B- C'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
( W5 Z+ j5 w4 A. q% q9 Pcomes down with four?'
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. g. {0 F6 e" c$ Z& vThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!

0 v. d4 S2 ?2 w8 Y/ r1 ?8 NLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
9 b+ `5 o& f& \* J>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
- \% j9 Z4 c/ b& h, t5 l9 a>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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  y; r1 r4 b( N>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
6 v2 @( N, W+ e% K$ d& F>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
( F& \* g) B+ D: E/ E>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
" p* ?$ L! C3 v: ~5 p: ?“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
+ B+ B+ j; Q3 d) [. W好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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  T1 G2 r( j; _7 k+ P; ?别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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/ L4 N4 Y! r; X$ N# m; f别把我往坏路上领啊。

5 ^8 D4 H1 c. [. o1 B你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
4 M3 ]' K2 m0 D8 H: @+ W加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

. X  T0 A  b! w$ R+ F多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
: r: w- ^3 x8 P, T' Y紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
1 B2 t+ j! X% B) V, t紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢