Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
& G. K* }. A5 J( c$ x  h7 a2 u! Flong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
  ^/ s5 h, d; B0 Z! x5 Lthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
1 I1 h, f' Q4 @/ o9 Athe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
+ M6 V: J, D; |4 x9 Z' l4 Sask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
- W, Y; Y' N+ j9 Z, r. u9 K4 jyou pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
+ c5 ], x' w5 O5 z7 v will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
$ X0 g& `* Q& p$ Hthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

4 w) A) E! Y, E& ]8 PThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
) @8 }/ I9 F- n1 I9 [2 r+ bpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
: A+ N3 P0 @4 \+ h* L; qlawyer.

( z8 r' a, d: CNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

- Q8 z6 S+ {6 ?  u# H: bThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
9 }) Q6 \& g3 u4 r) L0 g: v* P/ Areferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
/ R/ e; ^1 t8 g2 s* B& Y0 `the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
. [! m/ [6 X& z, c( Uof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
/ \) k" m/ g0 v% H9 C: hhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
; j& k3 O0 O' z  L$ a& W9 Swakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
9 {% m: c: b" Y% _, zand goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
- J; a; f, b5 _* W5 j>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
. `  g' _2 d% r>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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; q- ]( ]/ j+ Y2 w6 ~% e( x>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
/ |/ |0 N4 R( k+ i>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
5 c& P) x2 l- o4 d7 t1 A" H>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
( e2 F& t: l/ v: MA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
3 `* f3 q2 Q! r, f3 D, P8 rthe newfie would l ...

% x" G4 I/ R- y7 q: q7 I0 V8 T! I好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
3 f1 g$ K6 `. ?2 ^3 e& J) n“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
/ O: H! L& w5 ?7 R# X4 K, ~加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

, X2 W0 }; c: t# K9 k5 K4 B+ e5 m真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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' H, C7 w* f# A' q. H8 d0 |好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

) L, A. |9 W" K& `/ `, E全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


& l7 a6 d( E& _  D0 `全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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4 Q- C% I* X1 J6 j# E% }  F' `$ j9 ?别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

1 }2 B. @6 `4 ^) x# Y1 F你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

; U: A" }4 r% b7 P; l真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

- Y" ?4 W0 Z8 E1 H她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
9 H9 i( P. w2 O紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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6 b9 ^! R+ z% l* E8 x哈哈，你们在这开小会呢