Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
9 ]6 j& w. i! ?3 S9 T3 h0 K5 u  fthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
; i- k7 y& N$ ^8 t lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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) ]" A) E0 v1 i0 i5 {; G You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
/ q% g' _* V! [! S8 \. L8 O will pay you $500.

$ c+ H, Y; w9 y This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
  M. O# |$ S0 s6 D/ Gthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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- H1 A5 ?( ^3 R8 r) x+ _7 uThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
+ Y/ k& F8 [; g% h, G! f# d9 H2 |  cpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

* k2 M5 X4 _# \Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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1 E9 j3 }0 H' f* t6 mHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
7 m5 h+ c1 R1 q* H: P( a& P9 A- Ythree legs, and comes down with four?'
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" C* D2 u% b# Z! [The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
& p8 ]" Y3 _9 k  H1 Kreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
0 C9 i# F/ {/ U# J$ e; sthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
+ Z8 @$ ]1 A( K2 v* lof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
5 L7 J8 n* C$ I" @4 e6 ]hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

9 z, \+ p5 x% [" |. }5 UThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
& r* l/ p9 |$ Vwakes the newfie up and asks,

$ D7 t$ V# e( e9 {9 `'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

9 v# u8 H1 Q9 _; p( N! d) o- XThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
+ U) V8 l% X+ Z' d>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
$ Z4 g% F+ R$ m9 L6 M>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
. V/ D3 _* H2 o4 G9 g' h>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
- [: U; S0 @6 P( x# `2 }7 J  `>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
3 p. p3 e: [  Q) r; r% t% U1 yA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
( H% ^% m5 M, s$ e- s! b+ xthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
% A8 P0 f% Y$ Q2 qthe newfie would l ...

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* }, Q' Z9 a9 K0 K' k好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
3 c1 k7 g0 M# M  L" i8 C好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表



好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
' r* ?1 t: O* u. g" {好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

% E( Z, o3 ]3 d3 [% _3 z真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

1 T, d* u9 k: }6 w, L7 M$ Y: `真聪明，偶像啊

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. a" L. {$ R2 _( o0 K8 W+ u/ P全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

2 n- k( t1 S; Q# p9 l1 ?真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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! B6 A" S8 g& `2 N别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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( D* t) _) L) s" ^& p" ?4 R* c% d
& F6 \6 r1 Z+ R. H) r6 d- W- u别把我往坏路上领啊。

9 B7 U( S1 d' \8 A) {9 f5 p你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
6 r7 e# e( d1 I1 J加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

9 V6 g2 ?# M$ H8 @9 w8 @0 d# Z她是大学教瘦？
2 {" ~8 G6 X  _大学教胖还差不多
' ^/ p: c9 }4 W她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

4 t7 }$ D4 f0 H6 a; q* v! O) h说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢