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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a4 d' t! l; S6 h8 I: Q& U
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
$ I4 q( @/ O6 ?- p( D. J3 o he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The) h. k3 ]. z& T+ y3 C4 x/ t( E$ |
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I: Y7 u% o" G$ p0 t$ ]& a
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
9 m6 V! Y; B6 D8 ]* h" Pyou pay me only $5. ( K# ]2 K/ i# V% O! c3 M
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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, h8 ]7 e6 K% x/ | This catches the newfie's attention and to keep1 u2 V$ U8 `) d4 E" a. U6 _
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. ; z- ^" Y0 l9 {% ]
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's' ?/ C! e: m" J% ]8 J$ K1 J
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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" J& z/ s% y: JThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his3 b2 N5 D6 `% A- X
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the2 b- L  j( F! |+ Y. m3 O: X
lawyer.
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* O) c+ s0 Q3 {, W1 kNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with" V2 k4 j0 B1 R3 K- ~0 u
three legs, and comes down with four?' + V. K& E, B" V; C! T4 |
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
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: t8 K6 l- p' O  U0 Z- I# D! dof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
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back to sleep. 3 D+ _$ F: b5 ]0 i* i7 q5 W
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5* I. T2 w3 Y  ^- p% }; [. {, f
and goes back to sleep.
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!8 ~) ^+ b3 v# H9 G
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

老杨团队 追求完美
>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two 5 r, i4 I! Y, c1 G' q
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
3 I! i2 S. L4 h>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the : u" @/ G) K; Z1 _$ {
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, % z6 k9 j# p* g( n# x
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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5 P/ E+ u0 \' \>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research : S8 D/ s; O' d$ G( \+ K
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a 7 f4 e/ u) Q: \. L9 @
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
0 H" q! n( q. J" b6 P( }>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, ( @0 M3 ~1 o/ ?! ?5 P1 _+ f+ b
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three" B0 I  \# {+ X) `8 R0 z
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's 7 W& w! t7 r5 ?  f. V. @
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
/ |; v3 g$ Z3 Q: z7 v1 {>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
4 t9 b9 V% z6 Z$ O5 U8 |>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 , B* j8 [- {' D- S  O4 r" a
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
+ G% ?7 z( m3 qlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
" D7 H, \0 H5 {$ W2 ythat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if+ k! q* h# Y2 a* Z6 I6 }
the newfie would l ...
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  `* h' R# O( D1 y- g' j8 e好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
! ^) U7 j3 f9 N& @“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
+ V8 y6 Z; M% x  ?  k# z好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 - N5 i' T* _' p5 t, S1 Y
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

, }! r, B1 f1 A真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 ( U  Z* t+ ]& v3 T7 q5 T

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
9 I- j) W4 f- h+ S) l: ?3 o4 d1 \“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
# W2 K$ {2 V% S# Q好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

$ W7 I) W7 t! o% A真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 ! F) ?; d' Z# ]0 w

8 q7 q9 v4 a" q3 k! L真聪明,偶像啊

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/ Z" q. O5 u0 U% n全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 # R! k( N& a* Y& v

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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 - ^+ ~3 {, f" C4 ?: o

# C) F. _# y. [, _2 p真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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' j- \! f5 n+ o) S别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

" d! q# y& g4 ~( j% |  i' c你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
8 J8 e* V; i3 z$ Y4 V4 Q加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 0 ?; `/ W# h( c% j0 I2 w" F; y4 d3 B
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真博学,偶像啊。
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 5 h3 T+ i: g! ~

! n" B' `2 S+ f9 Q1 P( r- p大学教授哦,能不剥削?

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大学教胖还差不多
5 [* U# c& y; m' C& L她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
, M+ c+ f: p2 ]- x7 Q+ s, Y, j: F紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

0 r; d. y/ E, N0 `6 ~说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
1 k& R3 Z9 w; C紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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