Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
8 h5 d5 H9 Z& V% `$ H: F7 ]0 ?that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
! g9 n" M9 |! `the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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1 o# V! H5 f, V. i The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
1 O$ `  T3 j; D! M) L he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
. k6 l- Q3 @: fyou pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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& X9 Y  v% ]5 n! @+ t. ]) L% C# GThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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  H5 a0 l6 U, o1 B1 P" G+ E) bThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

, a6 m" p3 v- b2 u; T% nNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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; H2 Z5 V+ O3 ^& a8 WHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

' l" s3 x  b# `The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
. `8 W1 m4 S6 `+ Y7 I! p4 |references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
: |6 \8 Q' t3 B( U5 O  Athe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
% `1 ~1 V# T- z1 eof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
& T5 H' {1 k) M* ?- Phands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
$ }: @' D# Q' B! a7 {$ ?comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!

3 x2 [" h, Z$ v+ v/ t6 ^Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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! z& [: |: O+ I8 z, k& d>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
& J1 p6 Q" T0 B% g) w" L" b>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
/ b6 k( U. g/ b1 c" [* d) b; e>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

; I- s6 D4 g# U>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
7 U3 Q+ s* D5 a7 k! `" j>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
! P5 v1 X- ^0 |! f2 B5 B0 D; R$ Clong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

* m4 Z6 ^, ]/ e/ ^3 ?/ [好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
9 t* U' F" L8 @“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
; ]3 v0 ~$ m  g- z好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

5 Z2 ^5 M8 S/ ]2 Z7 T# G真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
5 s( ]! ]7 s: S: U) [  C“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

& b  W1 G5 s! u( W& |" s% ?真聪明，偶像啊

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4 `0 b( |1 }% F全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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( R9 u- V( K6 p9 ~/ q; Q真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表



% j2 C* F7 x, \, Y; T9 j! \别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
$ X, d( ~, k6 @  g加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

- a; P4 l0 i2 I9 V' ?* m多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

3 A7 k0 K+ q! I* }& V0 `4 Y她是大学教瘦？
: Z/ P9 z6 J7 U' o2 C, `+ @大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

: [7 F! B/ K& Y7 r说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

1 W; J% P) S  K; |, ^! C哈哈，你们在这开小会呢