Newfie Joke

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-10-31 10:58

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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+ Y: J: L9 e4 xthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if1 q' \7 k5 [8 b1 j5 j" I$ ~: D
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so6 u# ?* N8 T/ K6 w8 [
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The7 T$ D" x* ]5 F! J) y
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
& d. S% U$ s) \ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,, S1 R: Q' `/ J
you pay me only $5. / g- [& I! W+ j5 ?, z, \# }$ \

5 F7 U: T% J9 z% K5 e/ } You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I* \& D) f$ S: p9 J& l
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the$ n6 v1 q9 x- y) b( S7 @' t
lawyer.
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: ~, m6 z" V4 P; h' n8 N. j: f( KNow, it's the newfie's turn.0 b) |6 i9 }1 e4 g

" \" J: s5 @& }) NHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
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1 p0 J- {% h2 R9 S* W! L- o) e3 M+ FThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
3 a9 F$ w7 o* M5 n$ ]1 q! |references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
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of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and1 u) p9 D1 o0 s* x& o2 a& t
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right& q9 J; P& \) f
back to sleep. * \& v4 u+ i* V- i

, [- W; f6 D8 V; `8 g3 `* NThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He' k6 ]# y+ F  u( k
wakes the newfie up and asks, / E; |- _* S) V$ A0 Z
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao · 发表于 2008-10-31 13:41

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou · 发表于 2008-10-31 20:17

so nice

瓦窑 · 发表于 2008-11-2 08:50

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜 · 发表于 2008-11-13 16:33

Great

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-17 21:36

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:33

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:38

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
5 w. u6 I% m9 c6 l/ ZA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a2 x5 x) q1 ~" g6 E! \! H
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
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the newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
5 c n, N% a. _7 \: a# K8 W, n加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 ( }7 }2 U% m) @# U$ O w# v
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：6 }0 B: T: }2 a% G5 n
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，; X$ E9 N$ h$ D& \4 [5 F
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 12:33

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 5 _1 i) p8 }* T6 E3 y, k
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真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 13:38

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 / p5 R* V* m, q! z) e0 ~9 H0 t
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# `4 w4 K& T/ g3 A& q" x全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:17

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 9 X: R( h+ W, \# \
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:25

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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9 n) ?* i6 j3 S: I4 H6 o3 k别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 $ | P' L8 h( F( [2 _6 N; d- j
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:57

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 , w, g- G2 v! d& K# m

0 G" A R) _- y' J5 f真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 11:21

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 ) u$ Q8 J2 O1 z* Z
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多

她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是

）

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-21 12:41

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 13:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
, G+ w: ^2 k8 E" V G/ q紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听

，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
( H1 s2 D) Q) `* @/ j紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢

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