Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
4 v( |; |6 C5 u) f, x+ j" Mlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
( @  v+ k5 X' v! u, }that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
2 p$ D- [! |& I( \  ~ The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
9 f' w$ p  w: @ lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
  }, Z/ j1 T0 _the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
! a7 R0 y; [0 H% S: ^" p( l8 uthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
3 M8 l  w; R( u5 q! M  i8 d3 Bpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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5 H: [& ?8 a/ ]) ^The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
: v1 u5 e* D( G# Fthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
# f& }' Q# k; a/ F/ T0 Z4 e( ~; cof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
: \! b) s) i- bhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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8 c* O. O* Q  w/ P/ W' ^2 H" P'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
9 i" k' h- D: D( F. B( B4 ccomes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
4 f& T' D6 f8 u* S( W9 t>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
5 D: L  ~6 |! G; m9 N; b; l>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
+ K8 i4 D8 @) E3 r8 o: `>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
& u* b9 x% w# o. d+ ?>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
4 J! j! B: i0 elong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
( a( f8 W8 k3 e  D6 l: J& Qthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
6 @9 L' I! v$ q1 e“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
' V* x( ^+ m2 s- }7 c5 S好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

5 H; f( I2 u) ^# a( ]真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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8 M# |5 U% K: R" R! l真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表



别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
- [" H5 \0 T$ `: g' A* V加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

. e1 |" b( W+ M4 d2 d真博学，偶像啊。

% b4 ]0 @$ C) \0 r9 g1 M2 @( y大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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; C. ?' i2 _! s! A; F. K0 s& ]8 w$ U大学教授哦，能不剥削？

# y8 V( s8 [: d) p5 Z, I( k她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
+ l7 U- b: _$ p! X1 b7 p; o5 \她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

* e+ i* Q5 t; k7 {# }3 w说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
6 Z* m# `9 z3 X9 J8 D# b' t紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

! M/ n8 k) ]! j. ]7 \1 ~8 ~哈哈，你们在这开小会呢