Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
! _2 }5 ]* e3 q( ylong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
% Z9 g  L) K4 p' L: b: X7 othat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
+ v/ s$ z$ p# y/ |6 J8 mthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
4 I+ H) Q9 F* `4 y7 } he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
+ R' ]6 u, j( y5 D lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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% L" G1 P, |2 Q2 a% ~/ O You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

/ G% ?/ \4 X" j) d, W; Z This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
0 y9 W$ E3 I7 Y9 y/ E/ m/ {the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
' B& B5 N2 S( N9 E$ Spocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
; }1 X' U" i0 G) H: E% Klawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
# ~, G4 s5 }6 K  gthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
7 ?. p( ]$ t: t& y/ m2 `) B/ Lhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
) g6 Y& ^2 W0 D/ j+ \1 a2 Y1 yback to sleep.

) i) b, X" n4 m/ I: j* eThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
" e. H5 y: w0 N3 E( r/ Jwakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
, M# ?8 ?' A+ P  y/ W>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
, ]5 r' `2 c  x2 a1 Z* c' t>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
/ W9 \. u/ N& ~2 Z8 A4 k' h>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
) x9 Y; _" X1 ^$ ?>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
+ e% i. M0 X+ T( w# \6 y6 j“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

4 ]! G( @* x2 x% T8 ]真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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7 g1 l, n, g4 @! X% L好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

' \- v, ]& E& F0 c真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

# o* M! h4 |% v& ]/ l1 z% t真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

1 G5 f' ?  \! g6 F0 q* Y真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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0 X0 `8 ~5 z1 A& j2 l别把我往坏路上领啊。

0 y) N5 F6 N( y; E' D8 C) H2 h你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

: S3 r: ^1 C2 h7 z6 H多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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+ x( j8 z) R2 D8 o" \& o8 T真博学，偶像啊。

, A1 ^8 S- |" \. l0 _+ Q大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
! g2 [( F( c2 M$ x! L- M大学教胖还差不多
2 ~8 B5 W& F; C$ \她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
# U. w( F$ I1 f) b6 V( Z紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
% ]& j  _1 p6 u/ c- c* j  B, v0 w紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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