Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
/ a& U5 K0 T6 a+ a8 A2 wthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
/ ~" ?6 j4 I8 b( e: @. ` The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
8 M0 V! |7 F- H2 ~9 c& Oask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
) c9 V9 N% s. ^  O: M* ayou pay me only $5.

3 z4 @" u& d  z! M$ L You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
- Z' `5 D3 k' [5 ~' t# K# K will pay you $500.
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+ c" ~6 d1 Q5 b8 O0 a This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
; O: p1 A2 }6 F0 \& ythe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

. [6 i, b/ S- _The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
! H+ I" b% g. y% O5 B: O0 Xpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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( X- X) O" n5 |6 G! s# Q, l+ sNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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& r! d4 q" \/ V: B/ k, G2 g' {He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

" Z( i5 @$ h# \% d# D+ j1 s3 WThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
7 |& z8 r( p/ F& D8 g. D! G& Ereferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
# }! G0 J* X% k: p6 ^$ |$ Athe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
  c5 f0 G9 b) D  Tof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

# k$ \" [$ q" KThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
& R1 _4 U. q) M2 Fcomes down with four?'

5 K" [+ q% ]  m, ~+ O$ vThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
2 k* W' C  O& z>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
5 w/ v& S, L/ s2 q8 w3 `>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
* Z% e# d/ H! R% t. B7 i>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
/ [3 A. i" K, R>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
" M& u" j0 P% U0 u& m0 n6 p8 R+ [>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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$ ^, j( S* m; l. G9 l% _9 s( Y7 X>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
  z$ i* S) b+ a" r" ?) ~>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
2 F! U$ Y6 G  _) O% o& fA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
- }2 `! k9 L9 N; Z3 i: Uthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
8 m% e3 t/ K' k8 Tthe newfie would l ...

; a% U' m2 g2 h3 K好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
6 G' t9 ]$ F9 C. |3 g% n% C  j$ {“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
2 y) Z, n' q* k2 H! T加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
' c8 u2 l6 `3 c* q2 X“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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$ L' q' d+ K& V$ Y; J* m3 C3 i# f; H9 n真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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, V: w' y7 C4 ?" A全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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  o9 G1 ^6 F3 K; q* p真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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: |4 Y: Z$ I, q$ ~) t$ @别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表


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9 r8 j2 S2 U# E! X% q别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
9 w9 z  X" H. Q% D; t1 }3 |加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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& {& I6 Z% C) C4 T大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
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她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
4 c! ]. b$ a  a" T6 u& s紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
2 A+ m9 P% D, R* n0 t紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

* X  [) C9 J( {哈哈，你们在这开小会呢