Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
. W; s. v) U1 Athat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
% g8 {+ y, V2 i( K0 P7 K0 G The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
# ^0 k6 d) J: v1 Bask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
2 k; h  h/ I3 Z4 W8 E( `/ w' X  k0 jyou pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

0 h! J/ V% s& [' o  ?4 CThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
8 X# ^9 h1 |9 C$ Y/ m6 _9 M* o2 Cpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
# ~& s! j& n" |& `$ i( Olawyer.

$ H2 A& j) ]6 J. T5 j* z' Z( ]4 T' \Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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" f/ {+ E- k# A2 L. {, v$ yHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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& w! o1 p) Z$ _  f6 b/ LThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
/ i( k+ h; R& p7 }. yreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
+ x) [6 v8 f5 T! {0 i% t2 Gof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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5 P( _! j  p6 ?1 o3 k7 P7 g& x: j'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

* i, A) i$ r$ h5 }0 m; z& AThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
2 U$ P* {- \% A/ J0 I3 hand goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!
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stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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% ], Q- Y: f; W7 C& [>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
; V3 r2 d8 }' D1 @- n) M>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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9 a; m7 v2 I- h0 H5 f3 F& M( A>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
( H& u, y. l4 D0 W  W; w% G' Q" s>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
& c. L1 ^" r! V; M1 J$ L: C>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
! [' x3 e# q* N. f0 m0 m% ]$ J1 GA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
5 Y' l9 X  \. J- f$ J% z7 i6 hthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
& e( {. |. h9 A; Q" g! Dthe newfie would l ...

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3 M8 J6 T* b2 O* g  o# `好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
& r# N6 P/ \/ ]/ i  Y) U7 b3 a, F好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表


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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

% r9 W& g2 o$ H2 |2 Q. N真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

* u! I- A2 R# R. i6 k真聪明，偶像啊

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7 ~+ n. U/ k5 u# Y9 H全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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4 o0 E, a+ h, p$ Z& z  E全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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, {' ~( }5 `% @9 j7 Q/ ]真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表


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, c+ w4 H! x& i! U/ m2 l别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
3 e! M8 j+ Q! J, T8 E加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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% W& }4 b+ R' I真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

; o# X2 C" r6 h4 ~2 c$ ~8 x& v2 z大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
6 x& t" k$ d! x; @大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

. }) j8 C7 [* r9 Q说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢