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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
9 w+ U' ^8 E( Z2 }* Z* along flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
6 Q  p5 d3 ^7 c) bthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
7 S, j" t3 R; _$ t3 t$ {2 f8 o0 Z# jthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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: _5 c2 w7 o  `( O$ r# _* J The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so! b( r% l. \, b' Q* q( K
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The! \: ]5 ~- P; }
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I% @# o5 Q# ~7 i3 M$ A
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,  E! z( A; w  N; K
you pay me only $5. : E2 h) d: `: P  a( G1 B4 G( A

* @9 h1 `1 R6 A You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
$ G3 G+ Q( h( Z. ~2 j( z will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep$ E1 j% R! l  ^  S4 d- \
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. 2 z4 T/ [5 K! f9 {& b. B

& d2 {& x+ q* ~5 w/ x. }" d. cThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
2 d: i4 ~1 W' S# }the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his+ d8 t' o4 c" W, S
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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( i) s5 Y( N9 \% X# q$ t2 K0 INow, it's the newfie's turn.
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: c/ l( a; _6 {" zHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with  k/ P7 j; g1 c0 s0 T
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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9 y$ T- Y$ @4 ]( |. ?1 z/ ~) @The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all6 c* u3 Q5 r" J3 j8 ^+ {
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
2 u# s; I* D7 Q4 i3 uthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour( B2 J4 ?9 c  }1 Z9 _
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and* X2 K, z4 b/ t. D- N9 s" z
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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6 D% ?& K  |1 lThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He$ v% v" n  l! {' Y, I
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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; o; Q0 C* C" p) W) W# ^9 N% ^'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and. m5 N6 P/ p! O- O, V/ O2 h# ?, `
comes down with four?' 9 Z; }4 G" V, H7 Q! }
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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# I5 k% q# T6 z3 u1 i& [" _2 HLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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4 J2 q  Y8 b4 O9 k>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two 4 H5 J1 g2 F3 n  l# t
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason * k' ^- G* L* p! r, c9 r
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
1 H4 s% y1 y$ B>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, & ]4 n0 v' Q* ?4 i' k  |2 Y
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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6 D0 E& j# A' P2 D0 ^9 o, u& \>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research $ {6 v' c# c" v* `  t: c0 r; w0 c
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
3 u# [5 w) F% `/ |/ D8 q+ L>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
: f1 W1 P/ p5 L9 k1 s) }' I% y>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, $ ~9 l; h9 y: y5 N, L( A$ W( M9 j
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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9 s+ P/ M& z2 n' c5 d5 Q>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's : x- u, y6 ~2 D7 T+ i% |/ k  D
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the ) P( {9 Q: d  Z+ h" G2 w! ]+ ^( n
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand # `7 r( I, M; s6 p( D5 q
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 - d4 m: t+ a( F0 N/ T. [# M
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a- D/ `  r2 e' V( c0 s- z" i  c: A
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb9 H. Y$ f; E) z# b4 _9 I
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if* _0 D1 \) ]% v2 |
the newfie would l ...

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3 X0 Y6 |- g8 }0 @( m# K. k+ l* ^好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
* q: j7 U" B, L: y1 b+ g$ w5 W“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
: e( ^3 I* z1 ]0 c$ @1 D' ^' J% f* N好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
! Q. V4 w, M1 _) y" E# |; w加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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, _- V) |+ Q( S  Z' i7 r. I好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
- U5 P$ @' ^8 ]6 _$ a# o/ ]5 s“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
0 H; I2 E3 G% u- W! ]! `2 z3 _% L: t好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 5 V/ {; J  t, o! C8 q# n) L

! `& m& e4 s- ?- W" {; Z0 y真聪明,偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 7 T* w2 a' I8 E

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全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 5 v" A1 q9 }' A6 J5 j0 P$ R

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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
2 ^8 j) j8 E/ D& `$ A加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

, u6 D- ~( P% V: D  q多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 * I# n- r9 k6 `; A) N

6 [6 M3 E* V% T( F真博学,偶像啊。
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?

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大学教胖还差不多 + q% Q4 M$ b% R" V( ]) e  e: q6 t
她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 ! u+ M6 A% }/ e* u
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

+ Z' ~6 L: v" J0 M- P9 \2 N: T8 @说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
3 ?' J0 j) [6 N, `紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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0 t. r4 ^$ s) e4 ~1 ?, g" ~" e* D& F哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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