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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a5 g5 P6 Q; U0 y1 y
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
2 R9 Z7 }; p  e3 lthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
! s! L; Z4 Q* Q- Uthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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7 x2 N/ T" P# e- Y8 `6 ?; d, r# w, T3 @ The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so# d/ B) e: N0 y$ o. V) r- m
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
/ f3 _0 t! M# X1 o9 v' n: s9 L lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
. A) `8 G8 t0 ?1 iask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
/ ~" S+ J; W1 x, @) ]you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I! m: P$ q; S& d/ Z$ n5 `
will pay you $500.
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" `% ^4 \0 h( g2 D This catches the newfie's attention and to keep- l* a( O8 |" d& ]
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. & n* |2 ?, T, s$ W" G* }9 ^
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's7 B1 @! c  d/ U, H5 R
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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1 M4 B/ ^) u' l0 bThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
8 \0 p( Z2 _4 k1 H, Rpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the# o2 }* ]. i# Y" t& j( H: q
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.3 u# F4 i  j) }3 d

5 l# R4 Z  M" b4 m7 DHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with8 Y$ H# n. m9 ^$ ]) A3 O- v
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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; e- c; W1 L3 K$ iThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all4 u& t! P) y1 _; Y& Y3 p
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
0 y4 X2 _" J$ k% d# Cthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour! b' g% k+ _# `! y6 V+ n
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and2 x- J; P# C& Z6 a% m' g# r# f7 W0 c
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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% I* a6 P$ d; mThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
, {* _5 ^8 ~; F" Q5 r, L" ewakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and$ N" ]" R) _$ D4 G
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5" e3 y2 J7 W0 V9 b: ~) }- ]
and goes back to sleep.
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!- ^# L& m1 Z5 C" M+ d2 [$ H$ L
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the( ?* _2 M/ M. Y2 v1 W

0 M; g8 B6 O0 l$ p( y>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two ( E2 `: Y6 T( v* b" Y1 g2 O
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
) A( g) D: L7 o; s9 a2 W>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
  T- e6 n5 `. o" s( e2 f0 C4 l* j, v>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, : C' e5 h1 L7 v
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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5 R. F5 z$ V5 Q& W+ ?4 i' Y>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research 0 V: r" P; G; I' ]( V; a
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a 0 j, s% D0 T, x, f7 M$ ?
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
/ E2 c* o- [" d>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, " ]6 p0 J9 @2 p' k
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three, b& G9 R' E8 ^- `6 j
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's # B" U+ U( n- f
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
: i: e3 r9 X& r% W( z/ P1 R>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand 9 d/ J% w% t/ n- g5 k" \0 w9 Y
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
9 l$ Y- H/ `; h: o, \7 U9 eA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a9 l9 l8 {3 q$ T- g" ^7 N
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
& J' p+ q, C$ V2 ?that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if5 v7 ~: g8 S3 x# o
the newfie would l ...

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- P3 `/ Q# V! u2 v2 Y1 ?4 Z3 M好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
% V" o+ h  n) b* w) L. r& R8 t“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
1 K* p2 h5 S7 d/ i) }6 Y$ g+ P好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 1 b; s# [/ p9 p8 J; g' }
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

( z4 w; l. O) M, I4 w/ G$ C. J2 E真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 - }$ {' I* U0 K8 y- B

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:; y  ?) s- V0 W7 _% g' J
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,# R5 D8 y0 |8 r' h: Z, G# Z# O* V. N9 N
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 5 v' u9 i* o9 ]) e/ A
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真聪明,偶像啊

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7 {' V; a1 }6 `+ Y& Z全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

! ]' G9 Q0 T% ^0 Z$ u' k" Q5 v# p真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 + j; o6 r9 x1 Q- |/ a1 j: [
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
5 x" f. N, i3 \, P# Q2 ]# F加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

8 I+ S& J1 N3 }- d: h多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 : f( G9 ?4 H! R* p6 i: a

4 p, P) s2 u# f4 S真博学,偶像啊。

' Y6 d7 K' U4 g: U: V8 {2 y大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 ! w" }3 W+ F1 f8 Z3 \
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?
4 B5 i( i$ w! q% N. }8 q9 H) T大学教胖还差不多 ! N5 I- ^; U, p' |% m) Q9 X& q
她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
0 H; C% n$ d0 k: ^+ t紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

* @9 V  Y' W, f/ _说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
0 r  m- h/ l) f  o3 Q紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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