Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
$ S; U' C) S% T% B( O0 M+ n) Q3 Mlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
/ ]; m5 A5 J- \2 ~2 P he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
! e6 o$ W, e0 ~' Y  S; c lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
) a& E6 p1 B2 N- j" ~  V5 {# s% Uyou pay me only $5.

' v7 b  k( T- `$ P  |. ` You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
# o4 k( Z" f/ G will pay you $500.
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* O( U8 }3 Q2 D2 y* ]+ ~; |8 T This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
* s. a# ], G1 Pthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
- g4 [( F  G1 v5 S' ^the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
& V# w" B8 L: s9 Q3 ^pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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5 b" i( l6 p! FNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
7 _6 s9 |; h# p! X5 q& S. ithree legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
) V9 [5 M1 I0 r- U: d4 ^references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
) Z2 a9 Q" B& s& v$ ~of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
1 d# [4 [) T& |, j) l; ?hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
. j9 A- T- j1 z& w( tback to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
5 y9 I1 Z  v/ B9 }) d8 S, s, [comes down with four?'

3 N7 h, y  H( B( d* q$ s6 dThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
: D/ P3 ~, [" u) Dand goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
+ t% w) a" \3 M3 t>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
- }- @: l+ a2 H>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

* X; J* j% O! O8 W>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
3 b9 h: Z9 ]. X* r+ E>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
% v0 e9 M0 ?) u4 y  ?>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
& y; g$ y+ ?0 x- T>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

* E$ f- M" i. v0 }# v/ g>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
) z/ m7 p  V5 S0 e5 ^! C, m5 J>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
  P# Y1 \6 f+ |' p* V; M4 ^( F>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
1 R! ]: Q& d* [7 M" Z$ mthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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' H5 |' m; E/ w  V/ a5 e4 ^好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
7 j" N$ [% D+ [好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

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irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
# t8 ]& f0 D2 f$ \好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

6 Y& `1 v" b+ E7 _4 k真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

& C* O4 [5 q$ p, u/ ]  y. S0 ]" U真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

9 F' g; ^) e; \  v" B- i别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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7 A% ?2 r1 p* ?7 y6 ]$ x* }: \. @别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
2 U! i% Z8 j4 N* o" Y& W3 X加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

; ~% G' {6 j! h. k. L  b$ T多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

- A  [' d4 S! Z' L真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

! V/ g& D9 @, \3 _; W, @0 v, ?. {大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
+ F7 h. w( W6 s" n$ G& a紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
  U$ A  X& [5 P6 ~; E紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢