Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
& g+ O+ k) c* Rthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
$ ^0 h1 B  ]  Z" q( Sthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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0 S6 N. P- i2 j' z, Q3 A The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
% y6 R& p6 e- P* d% K+ o: i he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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6 ^" r2 x  W) p4 @9 m2 o$ { You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
" q' [: k% m  d! I* i+ |2 n will pay you $500.
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; b. |. X$ L# q1 o This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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! a  \0 F+ O* U% L4 L! PThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
. i+ }6 X) P  h" ]6 B0 }4 Olawyer.

7 N0 c5 X$ j$ J. k( T- GNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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$ x# _4 N9 A- `. K% zHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
6 P$ \" {" \9 K) r" L0 R/ Tthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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8 \" V* f& g6 d6 vThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
; o6 G6 @, N( B8 ?7 B4 vreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
% o; r  X) e" r" l- f6 V4 cof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
4 q$ U/ O2 t# k3 k8 {& _back to sleep.

8 C. \2 z$ g9 s! }8 ^The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
+ V0 M5 I' C% ^# j+ Ewakes the newfie up and asks,

0 i  D: k9 A, S" U'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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2 _$ q. S1 T8 x5 cLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

1 x2 l- b/ q# I% u( l>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
; S6 K( s$ _+ K8 |2 l. N" h>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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# ]) K  v6 V, X2 v9 r( p>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
0 ]/ Y3 r. \1 n. O3 f, P>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
% [: `. R% o3 N>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

* B. z& l! j1 ~/ G. L9 g5 l>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
1 H4 V3 i5 v! W, C; Q  }1 j4 R>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
2 g' _+ \4 d' uA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
( J! H8 T$ q) ethat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
0 A  m" C, q3 N- t! h( w- Rthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
$ I4 ~' A  i8 w" t! F: g好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

' z3 f) Z+ b; I" G3 e真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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8 w: B2 d6 D0 q0 w8 e* S& x好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
0 _# U- O+ r* t“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

/ ~. t$ @0 N( B9 e真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

$ P' J: e4 M) a3 E9 B' ^/ F/ Z真聪明，偶像啊

. e9 f% Q7 t% k' |7 P( a7 J全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

( ]2 C6 R* H% y# S& j7 V) K真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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$ o' K) h" ?  t' |+ q) _8 {别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表



$ {  v& t% \* y0 \% U' P别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

9 P" M+ O7 O- W大学教授哦，能不剥削？

7 U; a0 r+ k' O" D; o" U% B她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
! ^7 }5 E$ _* G紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

+ I) M1 R  P; ]% J5 c, R( Q  t5 F说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
: S6 ~5 e# a1 W$ {紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢