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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if, U& m, M. i9 `) o# `6 `! l5 o
the newfie would like to play a fun game. * ?# o  U" F( O3 C9 g7 f5 K
  
3 |3 T/ M* z/ `) k: R& @5 h The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
9 U' _) g9 M7 X: `: y he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
" ~: c4 e6 m# n" p+ a lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
9 A" q/ q5 y' Q  s" Jask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,; I6 S6 v0 g6 W2 i
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I3 f) _4 k. G9 c
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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( |9 t  b9 C8 yThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
' _2 u! `9 R3 C7 fpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.# S0 s4 j) p0 k0 Q4 b/ }7 l# O

8 V5 V2 W% L3 p4 Q: {! S. j* R8 _He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with3 O; [. |7 `3 j) u
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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( V6 d! n4 I: u6 F: w% M) p9 ^: fThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all1 J9 n1 H/ _; r- S" q+ z8 g4 A0 Y
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
" P- s. u. N. t$ n  {the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
/ l+ `  w$ N. t9 e8 U7 gof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
4 R6 N4 }$ `, U9 lhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
$ \, e5 m3 t& U0 Dwakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
8 h* `; u, n( z# L' y+ |9 }comes down with four?'
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7 j' m' }0 w" q, S3 |The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

老杨团队 追求完美
>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the& O% Y* w+ W: C( k  a+ J; F9 H
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
6 V7 U7 N8 w2 h: m4 W8 _6 Z>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason + N: i  Z2 F. c$ J" K
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
8 A' P! ~5 G( p; n$ D* \* ]- r% B8 C>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
7 B0 O0 O/ R  d2 M0 ?>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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5 u2 Z( l& z8 K>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
! j; T; o4 j4 h>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
3 ^! d6 |* x7 R+ o>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more ! g. H. o+ V+ I
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
: ]+ N7 u: k+ J& w# l  g# H" @. H>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
; b% T% I+ I( d/ ^. [% k0 j>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the 3 [# p8 Q7 ~$ P/ m+ Y& a; ^: U% D) }0 W3 t
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
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大型搬家
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 + ^$ G# C7 G& u" d3 @2 `
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a" `! r# u2 Z1 r) B8 n
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
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the newfie would l ...
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
( i4 T- ?# X- [' K$ N# I+ h“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,; w! e! E; \2 H/ V( @2 M
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 0 Z1 \' ?9 T+ T, v9 J  e( _5 c
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

) r" X3 z& `( I) W4 b( W真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 5 o( B7 i/ ?0 p

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5 r  ~! c' w$ d$ b* r好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:$ v6 Z5 ?/ Y: C& L
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
, W4 m. f: m* R' r8 T好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 4 |( n1 E0 J6 Q6 P( Q
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真聪明,偶像啊
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" C0 s4 ~$ `: o" @* l全盘接受一下。
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 7 C  V7 Q9 `( a* S
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% G5 k$ y+ U  R1 e6 J全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 " J/ Y7 d. |: y  {' v4 h
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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/ V2 Y; t5 A* b/ l' f别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
1 T$ y9 Y, P- K9 i+ T加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学,偶像啊。

, V1 Q; f0 k2 z, I0 Y5 C# `大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 : k- N+ ?% }/ p3 K  b* x
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?

( U7 c& p$ `3 @' J' _' j1 J1 o她是大学教瘦?
8 |. {0 \) R& ]7 m9 {大学教胖还差不多
3 E0 }5 u+ E/ C# r' Q! x她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
' O- C4 a4 M0 z9 r" @紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

. p4 N# f) [% ?/ S) a4 j说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
7 ~4 T- u( v  j8 l2 t紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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9 y. |* ^7 M- ~$ f. ~哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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