Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
: }$ _& U. x2 V8 P+ b7 hlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
3 O# X; M! o4 r: U5 h& ^8 v! _that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
( @4 s/ C) F# Y  z/ p/ |the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
2 v6 n: o) a+ l4 a The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
* l1 ~- v# t* P he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

4 q4 }% T9 `  U' G8 w+ b% ] You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
0 [( g! n( O% p+ ^! G; ?6 E: P will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
6 ~: _. L; ^" `+ H3 h4 x( Q3 _the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
' S1 M* F8 y. P, Llawyer.
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+ L' |% k  b/ [5 y* s+ i# vNow, it's the newfie's turn.

% I# u) Y: T6 L$ n, }He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
& t" s. ?5 t5 V' P: a$ n* Jthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
" A. Z* ~% B  Rreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
, i! Y1 E0 h- l0 {the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
. w' M: [( d. Eof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
1 p+ b# ^' b9 n, D9 F  S, jhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
2 w5 o/ |1 z$ ~$ hback to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
0 O& ]% g3 C# U" J/ ewakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
: L6 v/ U  r9 P& W' Vand goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

- L2 P, o. D, ]3 [7 T0 u% {>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
+ z& q* V" U0 w* I4 C>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
! W) L* b. ]" D4 }) D  K+ T9 |>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
7 Y3 x  }# J3 @; n: c) U>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
! X9 c2 i, R8 c>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

% e. _! @4 l* o5 N8 u/ b>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
, l" Z3 F4 Y% G3 b2 D! L! N>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
, v! d7 U  Q. Q$ S" \>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
. p. v8 h  m* @- d& ~A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
1 f/ X% ^. ?! M! @: G4 g/ clong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
0 ~$ q* S, b( a9 Vthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
7 Q% ]8 N) V+ {, r- q! Z好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
; O$ O( o% R& F加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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& G  ^0 t- p- `' B8 D* h好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
& A# P( j2 C9 P9 ]2 U3 A- }9 {“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
# E% N% o+ L/ q; c( |5 }8 V" u4 R- r好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

9 n5 C7 C( K8 r+ r0 W. ^5 K真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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. l: I5 s+ B7 X) z: b; Q* z* }真聪明，偶像啊

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- L5 p2 N, H9 J7 V全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

4 b, F5 J& o* [/ x- C真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

" g3 X; t* l" u9 X7 w1 \+ Q你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

* Z- g: W% y8 L2 n多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

$ O" i$ \2 _! D& B8 n' a( S大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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6 ^% W* j6 `. ^% ]! u大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
* ^) a3 W- v* p: I她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

1 P! k( C! A& [+ o( |3 ~说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
3 L4 P9 w) k/ b/ H% \+ K紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢