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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if! q' {1 A1 ~, S  E) [% d6 W
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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5 O0 F6 Y& g" j: l  [! } The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
3 D! l, s/ A5 W0 x* y he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
# G# D/ [7 v3 E% p" M* q lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I3 q7 m8 t# ?; e3 g6 m6 s- _/ b! H
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
' U% [" w; o2 x& Syou pay me only $5. 7 f' a( r2 z" u; u  F6 K
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I6 S6 i" P! u) e0 ~' K2 `7 ?
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's- y& c. f5 q3 J* _* s8 V
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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$ N7 {& v/ b1 v  uThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
* p$ \) h! {& @. X" B* Fpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the0 B! M7 d7 J% h" @+ N
lawyer. 8 F& P/ r2 f) m" q; b

- J' w, u7 ]( c6 H9 QNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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. u/ d4 f, U6 v3 i6 {' QHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
$ `/ \  ~5 {0 mthree legs, and comes down with four?' 4 B% S( V& y: U, q
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
9 S0 C. k) V4 zreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all4 ~1 d) Z5 v/ \3 B6 `& E
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
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; B% d- F2 S) m) u8 I1 ~% Phands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right% w+ q# a0 N8 l
back to sleep.   B& v5 H0 Q3 j4 l7 p: }' W

; I' J. v& t1 ?+ W0 LThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He0 v3 e% [& L5 F  w8 k! d0 H' m
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and# a- ^/ V/ a6 c8 m9 O
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5' B. C- C" H. \+ w/ }9 R8 v9 ]
and goes back to sleep.
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!! r5 n, E) J% l2 j

8 x8 V8 R6 `' N- W6 V2 RLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the# y4 E/ r5 Z4 b/ \) W8 l
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
' t4 t* ^, Z5 ?6 M8 b>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
  R& L3 F  b+ ?/ s" |; k9 s>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
/ v  z  b5 O5 c3 c# M6 v8 b- a( q3 e>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, , V' T9 J- m* M! Y) u6 d
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research   L. z9 h+ x. H$ W
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a 1 H# O8 C5 x- S  |7 ]. v
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more 5 [' C1 W4 _" l5 e0 S
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
; q# |! e# T0 O0 f3 Y( g>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three& O6 b8 B4 R; S
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
- U% \  c% m' Z0 k) x5 n" ^4 S>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
1 @4 ]3 T4 h- u) Y  F: f8 G>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
# d/ F' ?) O; j>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
$ _: A, X9 P* c5 Z0 F6 EA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
, p* f) ^  ~3 u  y3 F* Tlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
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the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
+ q& r8 s3 d; K/ h$ x" d$ f“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
. N4 Z' F# k9 N& p好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
: K% O' s, b# C4 z/ K; w加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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) N; ^; {/ \, r# M* {# I好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
% T' C' g' A( s“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,$ e" L6 f3 ^6 t) H! g
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 ; t+ s' Z/ C( W( t: }9 w

. h0 r- i+ }  Q9 x- l2 t; w2 c9 Z真聪明,偶像啊
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& w2 N! g+ o( N( O/ X8 s全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 $ m  F9 W3 o, _3 `2 S( w

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全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 / Y% W* @1 J1 J, I, S

, v! F3 T4 S2 x% ^# a4 T* S% R% P真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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, m/ x1 M% F% Q) p3 b& X别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
' s& X9 j1 w" b: G! f加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

$ a2 ^8 Y+ H, ^* i8 O多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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: j& p& `% p5 i4 ]真博学,偶像啊。

4 m8 }6 y5 w- r- d$ Z( \; R  Q! V大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?
6 l" n) h' @- J3 w9 Y& q2 y大学教胖还差不多 - b( _! A3 z0 [0 N! D9 N5 x
她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 + V0 r! z/ X: x
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
7 y5 L' V6 C7 O5 m( z紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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