Newfie Joke

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-10-31 10:58

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a2 g  {' Y. `' X. K* V4 |
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
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the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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% K4 _4 t( v0 b: K The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so# ^% \3 k9 T$ e: S8 L2 E* l
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The! d; M& A( k5 Q! p+ ]- @% J# E
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I( L( w) K$ x% {8 F; h* P2 v
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
9 y, E3 V4 X4 w1 Cyou pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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7 Y: V  \) H" n% l# M This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's7 g# N1 S9 [0 S; [2 G" `0 K/ B" x/ a+ R
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his( j/ q6 I! P) Y2 d
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the& j( [! ~/ t7 ?8 H3 w
lawyer. ( O. u& a$ A: ?8 j+ t: T7 f
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.3 U6 O, ?. B- C/ h. c3 w9 @& P
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all) y: h" C' |; I# r) g" j
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all/ Q* p/ l: @8 z5 |
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
0 G" @" o8 o& Kof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
1 O' Z6 M" I" {8 P) G# chands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right1 q: E9 n* ?; ]2 H* A& |
back to sleep. # k5 a8 d8 b. y: ]

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wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and6 S' x4 ?' }* l  K
comes down with four?' 3 {+ H+ j! @3 g# ?* x

7 R6 |7 h7 `, A7 z. T3 K! |The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao · 发表于 2008-10-31 13:41

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou · 发表于 2008-10-31 20:17

so nice

瓦窑 · 发表于 2008-11-2 08:50

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜 · 发表于 2008-11-13 16:33

Great

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-17 21:36

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:33

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:38

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 ) ?4 | F5 J0 N! W# N
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
_ M8 i/ s0 T$ [, L2 @long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
7 K9 ~+ l9 h7 Y. Zthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
5 u8 A, e$ V/ g6 [# A+ h1 Sthe newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 # c5 ?+ N$ h1 f% b- q! }0 `6 ?
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 ! j" d: I Y0 F) N* i( n
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
/ ^4 O6 b8 \, w" Z“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，; O1 B6 i6 @( T
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 12:33

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 13:38

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:17

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 / |$ s; M- z; @* D7 X
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:25

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 ! e. n4 i4 C" @& A# h$ K
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你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
, X+ _( V8 E8 t2 x) l- L加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:57

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 11:21

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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5 h" ^6 o* h1 C& x+ g* ^5 X: C7 `6 T大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多

她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是

）

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-21 12:41

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 13:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 9 |' f# R5 m* f" q! s/ U
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听

，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 2 O3 W: I2 |' ^ n
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢

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