Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
5 e, c" l2 u! }long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
  o0 M1 C4 u) n7 k7 S/ f# pthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
( y4 C. ]( f& M' B; _ lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
3 R: o% ^5 z4 l8 @& Z9 `1 h" Gask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
3 b. L' R# P( ^8 }" ?% v1 {( V# j" Kyou pay me only $5.
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3 E+ A7 x" o# Y! o/ n: B! S You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
/ V# T' B; L  v will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
& m8 f' v# e* lthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
" |. v% b4 H  o( x  ^0 E  g' Q) ?the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

# f3 g$ F& l, M8 Y( N/ dNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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/ P3 r/ E5 ~( n3 z$ nHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
( b$ p) x# h: l" x) d' F5 Cof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
1 _9 j8 \( M) k9 U" I; qback to sleep.

2 K. e0 R! ^- qThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
7 w9 W2 C8 r# p/ F  f, l0 kwakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!

6 Z' w: L% `1 n% sLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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6 L/ F% n9 f! I' E9 y>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
+ o& |) q& l7 `/ P9 S>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
# l; f7 X2 o% T9 ]% y>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
/ q4 ?# I5 j; Z, Z3 K' o>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
8 z4 i* m$ K" m6 e>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
0 Q& d1 ?( M- q! y% r0 l>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
$ M7 s: M$ B4 A* {5 o# }( ?>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
6 g9 {( u+ m" `7 \1 P( l' x8 g6 C>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
8 L* ~3 Y6 z1 x* T: U- X>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
% B* Q  K* b' c9 z8 w2 `$ F- b% L>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
% M1 U4 F5 {4 {9 S) R3 ]>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
; D- b6 r7 u. E' x8 _* A9 o6 ~好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
5 }" i1 O1 r) u加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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, l9 i$ g) V1 U- ~6 T/ _( Y. Z2 A) S好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

6 \+ q% g5 y! o$ P- x% ]/ g. B真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

+ U" T9 J" R: `% i: _真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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3 F& k) w. h) v+ {+ }/ @别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表


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. L* E4 Z9 y% C" b1 Q4 g5 S7 i别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

+ w0 w4 K8 Z4 U0 ]! e5 ]2 C大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

4 `6 g" v0 |6 J' s# S她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
7 m: Q3 d9 \; |( u1 z/ {  }她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
  N% q  O# `' y3 }5 @; f紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

1 g0 s: d* b+ w0 O说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
6 _5 w0 l! f1 B3 U' A) Y" a( [/ N& I紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

' m. g: h1 ^$ p- \+ v2 Z哈哈，你们在这开小会呢