Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
  W6 W" b! S, j  d6 o The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

9 g* g/ ]6 O& u0 B You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

" k2 \: w+ s# \; G, M% O6 f' i. gThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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8 e* v% p6 `/ x. Y; [5 s, vThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
+ a8 L& a+ _( c& ipocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
4 ]' r; }3 [: Xlawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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2 }% C1 C! v0 i* `He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
+ G; |5 T! ]2 V! `+ @' Ithree legs, and comes down with four?'

! l+ @) J% G% D  \: ?- C- hThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
8 O* g" ^) c5 q( H- a* e) qreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
6 Q" c* F: a) p! @# Zthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
; ]5 k* i& I" z' Nof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
: K* e: }/ N; `8 l) ?hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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" Q/ @! k, D# }>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
" Y. N  p" O7 w>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
/ O# w1 m3 `3 i" q>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
1 c6 d5 P* U1 d' ?' G) N- h7 l>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
  |7 P! W8 C8 g* j2 V! [$ G>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
0 v* F5 m* H8 r' }>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
6 A0 e( H& l3 D3 t& s4 DA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

( c: E- {0 ]6 q) W7 V真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
) K6 i# u6 D' T$ I/ d: }“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

- R- @! I7 R9 f; Z( t. f  L, I真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

0 |0 H) d+ z4 ?# j真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

5 i; w. ?5 c( c/ S; y9 ]别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表



+ ]; X2 f: g6 U& _  a+ ^( Q别把我往坏路上领啊。

7 D" ~+ Q, E- @1 `你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
8 S7 w4 b* L. [3 g' K9 a8 h' W加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

! V) H- k; s& l) l8 g' f多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

+ o6 B4 I2 E, R; V$ a  e真博学，偶像啊。

2 M! }: j9 Z* E) q/ u2 t, C大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

1 ~( D% _5 A0 h, P( C大学教授哦，能不剥削？

( ~) t5 F6 _& h她是大学教瘦？
4 h8 Z* A4 i5 C" K+ [/ A6 X( q6 S大学教胖还差不多
! |! u/ d- h; h5 |她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

1 R8 {1 ]6 V3 N说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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0 R# H0 [& q" u4 k4 W' k哈哈，你们在这开小会呢