Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
% A# K* C" ?2 s: Q- F# _- _that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
9 N/ s4 g& p: j7 ~$ Hthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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4 n* r! g* m& o The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
' f2 s1 c( j7 z he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
4 V  ~: ]  z& ]( v. `: x0 Cyou pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
& _# V: m6 R* L. \9 r7 E$ r4 l will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

! ]# d4 Q7 k! d% q" _4 v3 I1 p+ LThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
4 W( U3 W) h  j( Q4 @. @the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

4 b: q/ x* `% I" c3 nThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
0 w& r0 O. d1 j0 _& ypocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
. G+ H2 B5 k( `! {. r& }lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

  H7 T3 A+ s! t  ?5 [4 Z) ]; |The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
; V, [9 ^& q9 K/ l' kof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
; o$ R/ ^- X5 O" W& v. xback to sleep.
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6 g/ k! \0 U5 NThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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& o  E* }6 T! J. KThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
2 l6 K+ o* N* S* ~and goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
2 p  {6 X: B2 C3 f>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

" f6 N; n* J: Q7 T; X6 j>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
* D+ M, m) ^1 S8 S$ W$ c>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
2 M$ Q4 p0 e- J# V1 `>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

0 S) M5 C% z9 Q% z7 }>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
5 |- e; b7 V2 `2 G- Z% u>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
, g2 [5 v( [9 n>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
( M* q1 |# k0 k4 S>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
6 W: T4 w+ _& J" L5 _1 y: KA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
  X9 L/ S7 ]: i, Zlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
. p6 F6 s4 h  s4 Wthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
6 i& R3 x' e9 }0 j$ S; X( lthe newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
% z1 A( D, J& o$ h: u2 @“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
; a% _2 ^- W, {& Y好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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4 B! @# X; W# M# m" P! [好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
- Y7 J9 {# b7 l6 ]“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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/ F* U5 E6 h1 j% s7 S0 ^真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

5 K4 |- H! J& \4 J: r& U: f真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

* h# b9 |7 j5 _! C& h. F2 r你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
2 |* R, M1 l: c- P( g% I  i2 @- k加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

1 {& r7 B! a, s7 D; O多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

. [  k; g" \6 S! [) }大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
! R; j+ v) i* e0 b; V' x她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
0 D6 e5 ^" E$ M+ K4 q$ V1 B紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

9 h# w3 A, k1 i. e说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
" T2 Y* Z# V2 w紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢