Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
7 j. c+ j5 q' @" J) |( hthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
9 Z) J1 q5 S: ` he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
7 o3 r; P: Z2 `  c5 z/ V; Task you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
8 j" z+ x" l' M: G) Fyou pay me only $5.
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- l. K9 |4 M. j6 h6 | You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
$ P: W% H9 e8 \3 d2 x) R will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
6 \' w" b, b9 Y9 l& X0 kthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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0 o# T2 \) {; \( W5 zThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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4 |9 P: J. n4 T! jThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
! F% ?; R8 f  w3 bpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
- g2 x1 w8 m+ Y6 G7 L" Vlawyer.
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8 B. n7 u5 E  ^- e% @0 r: f/ tNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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( I3 |5 z- Z/ Q. D5 S9 s0 E- r, n4 HHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

& U9 c. Y4 B# E# s$ jThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
. W% b0 _1 w2 r0 z* F9 H% ]; a! kreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
& J2 n. n4 N) [$ s4 r* o* hthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
0 w5 Q: {( {/ o: K$ iof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
. c- x" Z9 d. I& ghands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
( l7 m  z8 `3 z8 \$ S$ z2 Eback to sleep.

" t8 q4 P7 E5 c) a% J) VThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

* Z7 T$ y) R* _+ A% i! ELawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
' A" A1 n: s# S>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
7 o7 h" f$ O' ~! z4 y>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
" f% m# ]* b! y' Q>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
2 j0 a: J$ ]7 b5 N1 C! r& `>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

" Q* B5 S/ X3 Y3 C7 q>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
+ D" W0 O3 N! N# \& C>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
5 i3 V) A8 v9 W' R4 C>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
( I5 v& J0 m# T6 p  e>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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  q: s0 f* o' N% R! X# w# R>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
# M5 i% }) b6 i' G2 f& v9 OA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
) C$ R) p$ R6 Y" S6 S% N+ z* f8 r3 Zlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
  `" Y- d$ N) g$ uthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
9 ~; P; X6 g) F5 y2 jthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
. s6 ]! u1 K# B) Q: P- @* ?6 l“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
+ Z! C8 H0 ^, Z) |$ Z* ~好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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, o4 e. \, y, j8 g* i真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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4 m9 w. ^9 |' R1 r全盘接受一下。

/ H) }$ ]# C% G4 x! w! w: I真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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9 S, }! ^$ k9 H; k  I你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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3 H, P' n- P( l. Y: t$ {真博学，偶像啊。

$ {& I& t4 `- M% n8 _' i/ g1 `% q大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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- z5 G- q6 k& \- A% h, l大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
* j# X, x  _' J& q1 Z3 K" B大学教胖还差不多
0 p. e; K- [( \她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
( n0 P: e/ }6 H% V) G0 K* b/ t紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

; q! O/ b% c3 y2 [- O; m说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
9 e% A% y5 Z. T$ |) _- S7 p5 I紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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