Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
5 k" d: ^& j1 D$ D5 I8 X lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
$ M- r$ c" f/ D: E- V6 ]2 B2 @ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
4 S2 q# ~8 k, u4 [9 A& Z. Vyou pay me only $5.

# z" o% U1 S8 s7 F" I You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

& D7 s; P  N& y) [$ C5 C; z This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

6 Q: x; P; p4 ~1 }7 TNow, it's the newfie's turn.

+ |; n" T! R5 _) J: zHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
; }: K8 u# o! Pthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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6 U; ~" e. d3 Z8 A% [The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
7 P# z8 s$ o/ X! Yhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
( E5 G; D  _8 w6 Wback to sleep.

; T* |/ r6 x2 @1 {& [& ZThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
; b/ H, Y* ^( [; lwakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
7 Y. j9 @. J) x6 G& y! ~0 pcomes down with four?'
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( s5 b6 \- G1 i4 e. z: MThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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- N2 e9 |2 ~# W>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
- k5 N, q5 F- ?5 S>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
8 {9 ~- m8 U; u9 F  ]1 `% G>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
7 i) I0 s6 b" t( o- c: M>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
. M4 c; p; D. `0 ], n>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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: J0 t. O$ g, [1 E* D; t>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
) b: S; a) v5 f- W>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
0 C3 V! x, ~! ~( t# i6 YA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
6 q5 }/ c+ u$ M% D7 @8 S8 Z7 pthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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  s" [# t4 I1 i) K6 i# q好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
2 j3 S, O; Y1 c/ R: {好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

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" \/ n- k7 v" O: ?* a$ ~  S全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

4 L! t% u0 s& I$ D" D) D+ R真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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# r. Z5 ?: _, e4 x- l) x真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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7 x4 q; v! v& p$ T0 R9 L别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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: O! ^" G" a9 `别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
& r. @+ l( j6 ?; N3 H9 D( {" M" v加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

6 J" y# f$ Y7 q& \1 ?1 p9 G: |多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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2 {& Q* t: f5 {% i; G: G: C  R大学教授哦，能不剥削？

" j( R+ e8 R, }- |; _: y. V她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
5 j, P5 Y2 t/ E7 S1 y% Z4 P7 c0 r她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

1 Q. y7 O5 O9 P7 D9 w2 C2 T2 ]说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
: G( E* E0 I% K8 E& D* ?紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢