Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
& a" \" E' T* k+ g: ithat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
2 I% `/ e; K' M4 r) _4 ethe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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! c0 Q1 n2 m, q8 j) p You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
) m5 m+ R: Q7 O  L' U! D8 jthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
2 D" z) ?1 K- L- b+ Kthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

! z4 `5 \: H2 o" n2 mThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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# I" [1 G- _3 [9 C. O5 V/ ?0 A/ ~5 n. ]Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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' N& Q* _! I7 `/ j' LHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

  b+ ?9 M2 l, i6 t. DThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
& s4 c* Q* t9 J% i, kthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
4 T" c1 Y7 L/ e. g! X1 zhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
& u6 l" _2 g) k' f+ dback to sleep.
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, f- D; W; W' o- {7 S$ H* jThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
7 v3 |% G$ d7 K# j5 Y* Q" [comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

3 C6 }* x8 K& T6 F* a>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
( Y0 `5 J( j' G0 @% w' ?>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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4 T/ {  y* Z* M2 K9 E>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
0 c7 C2 J3 A; y6 {0 o" G>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
! X4 ?" q5 G# l" H" b8 U# D>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
+ ?: _5 y2 E3 U7 E6 _% s2 k: A! @>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
( A( o/ I( E- ^/ s; U7 ?9 H7 U>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
  x+ Z: \1 z: M8 Q* y  [  i1 e! `>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
5 F# l: @* }/ w; K4 ]A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
  ^& L0 @9 u2 M( {that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
( a- W! x0 q  R( `$ R5 a0 o“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
) l' t4 b! R  ?好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

& J  d) s5 ~& j6 ~真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

* ?) s9 f% D. {. l3 y真聪明，偶像啊

3 I! X3 F+ w5 y  n0 s* W全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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全盘接受一下。

1 w) i* L& t9 ?真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表


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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
, @3 V  E5 @2 z加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

7 r9 I0 k& g6 `" h) I7 ?2 d. _多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
: q, w! K7 J9 r- c7 P8 C她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

% y, \. ]. n& G说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
  Y5 D1 M3 [  ]7 J6 u- D* G紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

4 T8 k. b$ @+ X1 r哈哈，你们在这开小会呢