Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
2 v  i, L6 w' }! \9 wthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
8 M0 M# y! J: s4 s, V/ L/ e he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
4 I# ?3 z& |: H* ~" _) l0 V& L% sask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
+ H; A3 e) R1 j8 E will pay you $500.
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+ Z% p  G# y4 A: V, q  k8 j This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

  b% p, u7 j8 O" D, C+ s2 ZThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
# @* R% N4 _4 _# c6 V" C  rpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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9 a# Y& f. V3 ]He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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' @8 L# M) h9 I' R" m5 n% R* nThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
0 v) Z, _6 x3 J1 r+ b) ^+ Uthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
* E" z+ D, ~9 jof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
$ t. C# t2 R# L+ s4 M% J/ Thands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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7 k. e. h1 I, a2 k- D8 AThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
$ `/ J8 j- r! v3 U5 Icomes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
( @( X& u5 L' S>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
" Y# P/ y/ N& Z- a) R3 w$ u>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
9 `6 g$ G) U5 q0 q>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
/ k$ N/ N! F, c% o9 q& m& a>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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7 ?5 R) J( z5 ~. U>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
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the newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

; Y. P: H* W6 }1 h* o+ Z) V4 D/ N8 k真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
* U* H0 S: n; i0 Q2 D“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

4 a: {0 o& b& F2 h全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


  U: W0 v) C2 ?全盘接受一下。

% ]' y3 V; M! Y: q- E! W真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

) z! o/ Z( {1 @, j真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

( B$ Z0 G$ a' {你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
& n$ o0 ]& {. r2 c7 V$ r6 a$ a加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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% W* M9 N6 p" m3 S: A大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
* s- ]$ n# i) k; \她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
7 I; Y# m/ x1 u# s. I  L紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

0 }# s( a9 E; k& ~9 H% F哈哈，你们在这开小会呢