Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
1 i8 x0 z0 s/ P3 J& f5 w8 elong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
( B+ j+ U0 z* @; S1 t8 F  Z: j& @: g( Dthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
) M. P4 p# P* z$ O0 Rthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
; P$ Y2 j% K. w5 ? The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
0 m& A$ q: v6 {2 M* iask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
& m8 V! A1 Q2 nyou pay me only $5.

. k0 S& t8 O; U2 C! [ You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
5 N) o! w4 }$ n) z* r2 o; i" {( o will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
% I: N! N2 S- i/ Jthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
" |% e4 c% @3 ?' B$ B  X( spocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

  S# s6 l/ ]/ e! yNow, it's the newfie's turn.

8 L1 I% i$ p& C+ O. L4 sHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
5 L7 z7 C$ u8 N8 d$ qreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
: p4 L1 }- N, P! U0 d8 C+ X. Tthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
1 V4 c$ g  i7 I1 {hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
2 D8 R/ Y/ O9 \  U) |
'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
: r: r6 g( s. n7 a  {" ccomes down with four?'
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3 N. U4 h/ n1 c# m+ \6 QThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

8 p  [* z# r" p3 b6 I6 X: ~) ELawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
1 ^  z8 c5 z! `>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
4 F' H+ d1 H  Q; E6 p$ U% }/ z>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
7 W0 F! o" n* h$ S3 P>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
  u: S, r) F1 X) u4 Q' [>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
! Y' a0 F3 e/ P+ T% ulong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
0 G4 V$ |7 q4 I! [( Rthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
' P- }# a' P. e6 A6 hthe newfie would l ...

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( L( F5 N! ]  w/ C好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
. R  h/ U1 a8 I1 R! k1 q% A- s“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
8 e. m5 _4 t/ h$ G好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

7 S& }9 [  }* |! P6 q, J' N" q( @" ~真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
9 H- T' n5 Z$ \“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
7 k( L0 o- f. E3 ?2 Q好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

/ ~* y, T0 p. M, p) }& K真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

( n- I3 i# Y! Y2 k9 g. g全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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3 f8 V" b; X3 u; D全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

0 c: t; B- d; L4 }# b真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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' S# z* m' N/ K别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

5 }) A& W5 U$ \6 e$ j6 R: b* _- m多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

! u0 `& J" |; x6 B4 ]" {真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
  [1 ^& \+ @( F- `' r$ H她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

8 y. M  {7 ~' E/ ~! v: z说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
3 ~( P$ l+ i# l% ^1 E2 u, x  J紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

5 o+ |3 C6 B& j哈哈，你们在这开小会呢