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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
& x% w9 ?  c& Y$ Y9 olong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
  W3 a: @& v6 Z4 I7 I2 zthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
9 Q% J* T1 s- _the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so* S% a1 y% d& S' K, [) S- C' D
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The9 G# [3 y" L- {( I5 J0 l$ g* Y
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
8 @0 X% {' T4 Y* m& H# D4 E- qask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,# b5 z+ s+ R" v# B0 f5 Q. L
you pay me only $5. ( }6 w: e$ m# C0 F
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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8 i, o7 w( t( b1 p$ h' ^5 | This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
- G0 Q  F. A% b0 K; y) `the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's  Y5 {- e" Y$ U6 g# F& C
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' 9 X7 B' Q0 M' Z  I7 i' ?! ?- E+ A2 x5 c

. v5 {6 Y; p# h8 K6 n$ aThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his; i* m; H1 s8 {! w1 b6 U
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the: Y7 _# \2 \$ }) _
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
& V- p0 t6 J; athree legs, and comes down with four?'
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! W! ]0 j; g" r4 ZThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all0 U& D- g7 f2 V
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all' \2 w' [" }8 H$ `
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
! A7 x! q9 c. O: }3 C: Tof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
, z! w% Q7 y4 phands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right. P* a: C  L( o" _. Y8 j* h( \
back to sleep. * `+ M+ ~5 e$ j) D, l6 h
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He4 t: G4 q/ U( T, R
wakes the newfie up and asks, . H+ I4 L. v" G: ]

+ N. \# y3 Q- e" I- g6 |  {'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
# O. J* [+ K5 J, bcomes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

老杨团队 追求完美
>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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3 h: |% i8 B% T: B>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two % k, g6 ]2 _) b
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
* e8 a5 X2 j6 E9 O2 a4 F>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
' B0 J- }# Y, {' s6 l>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, # k& a3 E  e7 T; C
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct/ S8 X+ _: p7 h4 W0 x

5 B  N3 U5 _! i2 D" {$ ?* r7 S>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research 3 v  w0 k6 t8 `+ ]/ d
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a 5 c' W& G9 {" T. m# `/ x! A
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
; Z8 h4 O1 z1 a0 v( W' f+ I>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, * c+ ^' ?% W* ]( T* ~5 c! r) N
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three! C  |" w& E- a  S& o
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's 8 G5 O5 g" t+ g1 s8 k
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
+ L- o$ e/ A" F6 z/ Y/ C>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand $ D8 A5 M( E9 v2 p' R
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
5 Z/ M" G8 r) h  [A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
4 S# V+ D: E" G" i+ N1 w6 e! U1 Elong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
0 T$ w4 j2 d9 ythat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if6 o2 z7 E! w# l: T% e% c( I, y
the newfie would l ...

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4 D; H& p" k0 g1 K, l3 r$ P好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
! R' R$ T) S8 M: j9 i“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,2 M* r4 R' V4 |, U- m6 u4 j% A3 V
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
- K9 |( T5 z0 m% ^  }加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

- g0 a7 L& Y* }* T% I. Z真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 5 K4 n8 ?1 t; R3 r  G3 P
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8 w7 \6 Y* R9 {2 j9 `8 G好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:4 D! Y: X- Y5 T& I8 t* N
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
( i3 ^# L; R; z4 P8 u: G9 }好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

% l0 k3 r4 ~) y2 P  v! t真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 - D( L0 O4 R: y2 C: r2 b0 ~+ ~$ W
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真聪明,偶像啊
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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 3 d4 x( W1 p+ l; n. i* L

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0 O6 s: z- N) w. M全盘接受一下。

  o; ?: g. I. F9 f( M* X2 B' K真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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# K) B* R+ y! X, T9 t( K真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 , A9 ^' m+ |1 ^* p6 a' @3 U0 h

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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
1 N5 p5 G7 W3 P; N2 ~5 \加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学,偶像啊。

# U& a2 }' r4 l0 ?大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?
0 L& d, Q  V9 r9 s+ o6 P大学教胖还差不多
( R  P8 ?/ E. t6 p! L# h她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
) t: b* Y6 K7 O. A' ]3 |/ C: U紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

% r+ g! ^9 ~9 p6 T, A, V说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
8 D" E' f( S& U- c0 X( P: t5 [紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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