Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
. }( p$ x/ m& K1 t) uthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
$ g  e3 A* {; A) n- M" A$ G/ ethe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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( X) E  I  u6 b0 x% ]$ L9 B( K You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

/ f3 \# O* _4 d7 A" U3 k4 b9 \* |The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
7 y: ~2 k7 z, d, ]pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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- v. N4 O( N4 O5 k- B  @2 JThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
  z6 Q& P4 Z+ F3 Q' Dreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

# g9 T# M' v9 G8 S, s' f'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
6 z9 X* t1 m3 z# ^7 o# xcomes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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3 b2 G) M! e7 W4 U>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
( r% z# e6 u; Y- }* |, T. x>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

/ }2 A5 v' _; p5 R% ]>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
  H$ M) D. c+ R2 U+ s& j2 X2 k>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
) I! s6 z& l* o' A6 w" H. p>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
0 I) R& w) z) z) v# Q+ C; i' O1 }8 @>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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% b- D- f. p: X; {/ f4 f  }% F! j9 r>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
! f; G& s/ _- U, N. o>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
0 R$ d- _# q2 x5 p* E- m# NA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
* a# I+ Q0 q8 L* M/ o! x$ Rlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
. e7 N6 F- q2 h9 D0 N- M0 z3 ^8 @that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

  E) X1 y" _  F! R/ ~0 z. \好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
$ }3 M# w/ F1 g! m. M  H好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
1 \, E8 g; Z( j$ q5 Y加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表


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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

& T" A- v. S' z5 Q! M真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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* p- U. I; B; U1 q# x全盘接受一下。

) ~$ G$ }5 X# w" Q真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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* O$ [) z- A  ^3 G真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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1 \% d1 G: w6 c$ ]别把我往坏路上领啊。

2 J6 [5 u! m0 P" H2 \2 }你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

! g0 D: N. n/ z: e. }8 h: |, q多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

& k+ `- w- P0 {7 g2 t* r真博学，偶像啊。

2 T) L7 p% A! U大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
# T1 Y) k  f2 S0 Z2 j2 F她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
2 W+ S% D1 Q  r3 u+ H紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

4 l: [" A) ^* Z: e' N) G9 B说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
9 R1 p( M5 n9 h; B5 K4 j' P# o7 M紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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0 r% I0 o: n) o哈哈，你们在这开小会呢