Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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$ r1 x/ R, C6 F The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
! e- [0 B) h& n) g1 D lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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+ u% \2 y/ D6 Z- {- W- l You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
2 F' o: ^2 A5 K7 I& |. p will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
+ R! P) N% X* X0 \, I3 U- Athe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
# u; k- P* S" |the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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- x: N4 z$ s; I5 Y& uThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
6 V8 ?9 ^7 `, x$ o8 h: m/ kpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

1 ^0 x, i2 q+ r. @/ i% ^Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
- o  @. f/ _( C' `9 l" Qthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
6 A3 L' _1 A( ]) V2 M1 h3 Lhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
. R) D$ E0 f& J' Aback to sleep.

! u0 V8 [' T+ [' t& n7 d$ RThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
0 I( M2 F1 p* scomes down with four?'
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, {& k/ g# V/ Y9 ^2 qThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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) K( G# i* [. cLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

$ i- K" f  }, \4 D: D>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
4 f4 ^7 R1 k  y3 b>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
; K* ^: i$ @& `7 z  T8 z>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
1 ?; f2 L5 A$ F: G0 V+ a2 d>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
1 k9 A* [1 n6 L, E>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
, ~) {' P4 ~! Z# B  S! k$ y2 Q>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
4 i, t# M1 l6 `( F1 U' Y/ m8 u>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
, Z3 i1 U  q9 u$ H6 A>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
- r. f- y0 O% C, N% r  _long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
8 W) q* t6 g% x, |5 Dthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
+ L1 l0 _# W+ w“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
4 i9 _0 O+ t/ g好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
. J& J. i  t% u: Q: Z7 V6 M! N好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

. I0 e/ z( B- [$ e) K真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

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1 b" u3 b# n* S6 y$ j& f# q0 L5 l- ~5 b全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


# E& d* P; |+ b& C全盘接受一下。

: }8 P' e9 T0 S+ y/ X# E真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表


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别把我往坏路上领啊。

: e% t4 [2 V* q0 |! I  S你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
8 `' O- B" D2 F/ q  |加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

5 E4 K' j: ^, r' X6 K2 {) G' P. }真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
  i$ d, i+ g  x8 I" ?$ H大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
5 r; v+ {1 r  z" `4 _紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
( {" f1 L) c3 N4 A" D8 ?1 i2 d. G' u紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢