Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
5 T8 W" y2 c, {% O( olong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
' o/ A3 Q2 s; d. U: h+ ^that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
$ b5 Y' E: A' C& `8 A9 j The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
& f; w1 M6 I8 z he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
9 H) G3 H6 Q/ y; h9 _' j lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
9 J4 D/ z$ l- ]1 M7 r' iask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
' Z7 h7 r( O; O& D9 j- Dyou pay me only $5.
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3 u/ J: {& A3 Z You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
, v1 o5 ^& {9 y7 j, I6 nthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
" I5 e8 w4 `, S' h' u5 B* Nthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
* t/ V' H) S# u$ J, L6 Qthree legs, and comes down with four?'

: ^# j' d5 r; X0 z! d. }The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
9 K, S  Z; [& ?% }) q' D: q9 `of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
) @' j" J  m. {1 n, d" [* |3 k( Q% oback to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
  ?+ n8 G8 d8 f$ ^  Scomes down with four?'
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! C4 F" |8 K2 T8 {, x1 K, v$ n' vThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

5 L: V) `; w+ A$ S( S- C* L' dLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

3 V8 l! n$ N. l3 u2 f  @# v>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
9 V* b, S3 h4 h8 V$ Y) b>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

3 e) w5 O* S# t. z, \9 {) ?>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
0 N; u9 Z! w$ V& P* L' v: f- ?! z5 C: L>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
. n+ S/ x  W5 N: j9 S>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
0 n. }( g7 @8 \( J  i>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

7 |& H) T1 _5 N/ G& I>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
' d  U4 G& c) O/ A>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
1 r7 @# Y4 |. T6 F3 d  i>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
' Q* U) Z( [  [>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
2 D9 c* l) \: L/ z) T5 f1 Q, w) clong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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, a- p# R: O, h9 ?4 Q5 G好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
. ]8 e8 _. E9 G& w加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

5 Y! t* s+ k, @1 l真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表


; T9 ^: x6 i3 {
" N/ H& {; M/ {6 w& X好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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1 O+ T+ Y8 ^, p% V1 o; L5 J真聪明，偶像啊

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, x" ~1 y) S# h全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

, [, M# w) g, W: F; a% S真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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$ e$ j. ^2 D* K: H' U* J+ H/ H真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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% C. Z; `4 B0 X5 l/ ]# ~* F' |别把我往坏路上领啊。

6 c! p4 w' i; w. U$ K1 h你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
' H" {5 n: o9 V& h' b7 k加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

/ P" D1 d+ u7 ?' s$ K2 y真博学，偶像啊。

  ]4 C% p2 ^+ k$ C大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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3 C% E- Q4 H0 S- }) U大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
# V$ _! `( [$ Q+ r6 Y7 f% i3 |& O大学教胖还差不多
4 V8 M! t4 ~2 O她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
8 V% u; }' S  C# j2 c紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

% o  ^# F+ y8 k" I说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
$ S4 E! t% b, m+ L) x$ e$ R( Q紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

; |4 E" S) c9 F" m哈哈，你们在这开小会呢