Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
& W/ a8 y3 K0 K$ n9 J" h# ithat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
& h$ l3 p: s4 Dthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
) n5 l5 \4 a0 G1 h The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

9 e( T4 U& _/ j; T You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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1 {2 K% t' O* h$ N1 K) NThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
# p8 {! b5 g  b$ X- @  kthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

3 G, H0 ]: ~9 U2 a# ^/ @2 H2 vThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
! F' D3 R& [5 vpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
1 ^5 n+ l2 a2 Q1 t1 J! Rlawyer.

4 }/ W' V0 D; e6 o5 G4 Q  }Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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! f. E- g( f" C1 e4 A) A$ sThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
1 o. \" X. E$ o0 Nreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
. S2 N  V0 @4 Y& f$ Sthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
6 k* }8 B; N$ y6 r; ?of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

8 L7 [( D6 a# ~( YThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
, f8 q. }9 `4 H/ e9 Zwakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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: r6 f  I% h& Y' jThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
+ G5 c3 p. @& I* ]and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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+ Z. v& M/ e6 P# V( V! E>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
/ o, J3 ~1 z. ]/ Y5 B9 }5 o0 |5 F>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
0 [4 q  |: ~; j0 l' Y>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
2 O8 g; `" `: ^( v! b>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
  K4 f5 |9 l$ l& Q2 j>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
( G) W0 Z& M3 k9 J0 l>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
$ ]5 G! z3 U% @6 x>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
1 Y, J4 r: o4 B6 s$ {6 |. q>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
6 C/ [! V& g- f- C& G4 uA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
+ [& u& F/ e1 [/ _1 Jthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
1 ~9 N6 n8 V+ J加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

/ D* `! d' I4 H9 r; v$ F/ o真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
, {9 s% w& F$ T3 B“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

6 E0 L1 W( V, y5 u9 Z真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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( a5 i* j' w, [真聪明，偶像啊

8 S5 F/ N3 Z: N/ i  n8 i" ^全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

: {1 p5 t) @) R4 p7 @# }& `真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

) R/ Z( n. P2 A多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

+ O$ h7 c; x+ n& y+ ?大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

  J7 D4 }3 [& N" e+ ]# j. Y大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
, C% ~5 B# Y! T# A她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
2 p& t0 Y* a) A, s紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

# p  p' i" M1 R说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
7 p( b' s0 W, ?9 V8 m紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢