Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
0 n1 s6 y: Q$ l# r* ylong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
' _2 T( x6 _5 E0 H1 F' X The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
+ a  `# z  J1 h% v7 N7 F he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
7 j' c( W4 ?4 S/ ^4 {( M lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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2 I, {2 Z5 g$ d4 ]  I4 Y You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
# [/ ^0 \8 x0 e+ k. B will pay you $500.

& i7 S/ o( g' t  b$ `% ^/ p. ^ This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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& s6 g4 w8 b" y$ Q0 e! eThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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/ W# g' V* u8 T9 j0 z& zThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
) [' ?. t/ r. ^" X7 Ipocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
3 {! M& r& w6 _7 ]# D' Zlawyer.

4 y9 o* D& n  [2 eNow, it's the newfie's turn.

% K! h1 M$ e9 F. S: C* n% y+ uHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
$ g  @1 F9 z; K. ?0 d7 Zthree legs, and comes down with four?'

. k  [: D+ a  d9 u. A5 M" e4 BThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
; `  P% j# R8 w0 W6 ~. Dof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
8 \$ K' U# B& j6 W4 m- ohands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
! U+ R& Y6 U) K7 @# ?" k1 jwakes the newfie up and asks,

8 X* T- h2 i0 Z, r2 H'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
: s% N* A! W( ~0 s4 t# land goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!

4 G3 u( y6 t2 n) U, n( xLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
0 Q$ I) S: V- r( _+ x; h>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

) c0 M4 T; O8 ]>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
0 l' u$ F8 Y4 \>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
6 M/ n2 d' j. {1 S  p1 ^; P2 R. j>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
) O) r8 g/ h% x0 r3 k# I>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜

Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
- g* u5 P9 l8 xA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
( g) D* o$ M) C5 Slong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

) I7 J% g; `* F; q. L$ m8 X好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
, z, Y- g  k! U, b) I) w“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
, V( L( Z3 b: d( ?8 \! ~6 \加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

8 g4 z# {" f4 `* J9 b真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表


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$ P4 ?, O; M' B9 l( o) F& @好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
; m/ q" q* P& [# K1 r% U' E好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

6 \4 T" g. l2 w/ M真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
  `$ R5 V/ u% k' K# _! A9 g! F2 C
& U$ H9 r- y  l, ]  M6 e真聪明，偶像啊

$ X( W0 f+ H7 E" `2 k' c8 P9 {全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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1 U+ ^) R- b6 T7 k. u别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
2 i, M0 {- _9 a6 i5 [' n$ E$ d加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

  q+ T: L4 y: F+ h. ]& B( Y5 ~多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

$ @7 T6 G- [/ K2 _$ ]真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

  U* Z$ [3 Q4 }; Q$ F大学教授哦，能不剥削？

8 p% T* o& j% @' h, G8 |9 t1 k她是大学教瘦？
8 a" t& v8 c% c& P* B* l大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
4 w4 O4 d7 h: x. P紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

0 }4 ?$ f$ O6 P0 Q( W) q& d% ^说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢