Newfie Joke

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-10-31 10:58

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
1 m" c0 U" M/ Elong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb5 K) Q  M( x: q: ]5 J
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if: N& p$ U% |/ I) z
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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' `  k* P) @5 M( k The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so' G  O# K1 [, b" w8 d6 J; x
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The1 M! q- r# T% X0 [8 Y8 R
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I% X* _, w( U" r8 J
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
) n8 J( ]3 ]2 q& L0 {you pay me only $5. ! j1 Y3 D8 ?; n( P) H: e
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I& {6 @! V+ `; U- g- U/ F- ]# Y5 M
will pay you $500. " D' s2 {$ Z, A* E& R. I
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep( n8 U+ @, a4 K1 [, V7 f3 n
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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* ^* _9 b1 r5 q" x9 r" BThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
. I" P% a+ B2 Z* N2 Ythe distance from The Earth to the Moon?' 3 |: ^3 q! V: L6 h; P
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
2 s& s8 ]0 _2 ~pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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) A( L3 F* J  w8 U6 wNow, it's the newfie's turn.! w1 s4 w; U7 n  G) ?! `

; l* i5 O6 T5 C7 z" S, w2 sHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
: }  e# a4 d( f% H1 Ythree legs, and comes down with four?' $ T% D. D- _4 q( V/ S
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all# A4 T& w, U& w8 S1 Q
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all% b9 ^6 z9 ^3 p& H
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
) T; H/ r. g3 _  b) bof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
- _! ]! H' o9 u9 mhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right7 G5 b. z! h. F, g& b0 P
back to sleep. 1 O4 }$ Q& S) w2 N% @
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
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5 }# g' t0 r2 r& f6 ?& e  E) ~/ ^'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and/ k& D7 }% ?4 u2 ]2 F: w
comes down with four?' ( Q# g; u- _6 S6 j

1 Q4 |% P9 x0 LThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
4 X# ]$ h; T" H  W1 A! F* ~and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao · 发表于 2008-10-31 13:41

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou · 发表于 2008-10-31 20:17

so nice

瓦窑 · 发表于 2008-11-2 08:50

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜 · 发表于 2008-11-13 16:33

Great

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-17 21:36

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:33

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:38

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 9 e8 B& e7 o; U
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
# f# X6 W9 V/ z3 o% l" llong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
8 S4 K5 D$ F# W- b W) V! i) G0 ?that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
: Q9 _7 w( a: }2 dthe newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
" N% c$ [7 W& f: O. B加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 q/ O% a3 _- u1 q2 Q) U

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% L Y- c* D" G n0 N( p# _好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：5 J3 _. s8 m+ H/ f
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，/ G# Z6 W7 ?* W: g* f9 O( ?# _1 h: I
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 12:33

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 13:38

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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% W2 B) d( q5 V. g3 ^ [全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:17

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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m$ N! M% Q) }真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:25

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
9 b8 I& y5 |; ~/ i" V6 V加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:57

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 $ S5 N4 t7 y" t* c+ Y; r: p s
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 11:21

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 4 f Q; i5 c- r; G) R" `) B7 }
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多

她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是

）

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-21 12:41

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 13:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 ) R" N" V9 V4 B$ N; ]' s1 Z' e
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听

，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
0 w' Y& F% ?% F' z R紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢

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