Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
" S8 H1 i. @  f9 Ithe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
5 D6 F6 U! T6 R  G he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
/ y( b- H# }- X9 _1 e7 p' q' lyou pay me only $5.
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6 v8 S. Y2 b5 l7 ^ You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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; W# p1 ?8 {, v* G0 N: ?$ Xthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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: ?5 a# ^/ M* uThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
; N5 |8 y3 |1 q  U0 Gpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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, ~& v. W" ?. j5 I7 d, N; ]Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
$ H) o. l8 n4 z4 W) V! C7 a3 k! Hreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
. w" {% s/ v7 |4 e1 _6 lhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

9 K1 ~3 H, w: zThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
& s9 W4 d0 e. w8 V) N4 w2 Iwakes the newfie up and asks,

8 f# X1 ]4 r% y" o- y* T'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
, z- a! c1 Y/ X2 q" M7 icomes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
$ D7 M- P3 ]9 b2 j  Vand goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

* R0 T, l& Z8 {8 }' z. ?3 ZLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
2 U8 E' T% q) d' R1 R1 G>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
+ `3 n) i# {8 j, p* B% f) g>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
3 N) ~. }; ]  k6 e  P' Y" c>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
3 {2 }% [+ L! W- `+ a: I! o>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
& r% \3 Z, e; h, D  z4 o8 L+ F>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
2 @; O( a) Y) V/ S; JA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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1 l* s2 S, a1 q+ ]2 e9 H好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
/ }3 n# P  U: F+ O, W* K好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
# x' |+ {9 `+ x/ C  a" c, u1 u# B加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表


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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
7 H1 c* i2 ?; ^, Y; U“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

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9 H: P! }& Y4 L全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

* q) A  g" M$ k* s9 ]9 v你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

. T4 f3 `1 u: k7 E4 J7 V2 U多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

8 ?! y3 g/ L7 \* b大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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' S/ J8 A: N$ r' D大学教授哦，能不剥削？

1 b8 p# Y1 G; U# U, A- H& w; y她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
) C4 U( f( @( M% A3 z( b她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

; y5 p+ j  y( N) |+ s6 P- d+ C哈哈，你们在这开小会呢