Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
# b0 L* ^1 K' jthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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+ x4 G7 g8 m+ u( J The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
& B$ ^. H9 j& n2 @  T$ v& N lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
/ Q- F; x( [5 E9 p5 K8 [& \ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
' k* ^7 o7 Y) n* J will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
+ O/ ]2 s9 B9 h# K; \% s' X% J6 wthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

* k) O6 k% N3 tThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
0 I' d" a1 l& ~! Sthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
4 f0 ]; k5 m5 B' e1 G/ B5 ypocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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' K" B, T, P8 ^  N9 zNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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! Y, T0 i& e% v# w( @2 I! `1 iHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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1 O8 T2 y! J8 S. d7 K5 M4 A1 `The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
- M  ], G# Y0 E9 ]: D9 c4 N, kreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

3 [) _3 Q+ f+ p# U& ^2 C' \'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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: V0 ~( {2 a5 B5 o; h8 V! K>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
% I2 n2 j8 i/ _$ J1 d$ b7 s7 w+ S6 h, g! }>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
7 z4 g5 Y# c$ w& A  Q>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

# R* U8 Y. @/ a9 T9 n" L>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
5 p  @% M% X! P" I2 H>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
' i9 J! u, k4 Q2 t" b6 j& @>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
' Q/ \0 C* M& w4 D2 L# f! O  }  W4 D>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
3 n9 B& L$ v: c: z$ g7 Z>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
" g' a% M) _4 R5 vlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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1 L; O' i7 J$ d, l好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
; _6 G) _8 F8 u- S; k7 o4 i“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
* t1 `6 B6 F: @+ y" ~加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

, J4 F5 H; X$ U( a/ V真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
' i' Y0 Z6 i% p2 m: N) M! K) m“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
% q9 p# g/ R' G! v/ Z5 [% A好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

' l8 D: S! ]) G" }2 }# K真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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6 v4 U4 r" n9 F1 T4 I# _2 F真聪明，偶像啊

+ _# w! ]: B% }/ l9 Z全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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+ g) |+ q4 T8 V. `0 d真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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/ J# H* ~- f  y3 t, y+ X4 J别把我往坏路上领啊。

) k" z9 H9 @, T$ D你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

: \& A7 N; P4 U5 C7 J多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
' o% M( f) k+ M$ N3 {* P大学教胖还差不多
! B! m3 k7 w2 W! ~& k$ H她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
' q. x; ~- t, t8 c% F8 s. }9 U6 u8 g紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

, P* c4 v7 e% V说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
( _' G9 R9 S, F% E紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

1 T3 x& b" k; J) O$ T$ L. [哈哈，你们在这开小会呢