Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
" e/ U0 r+ C, |7 H4 ^) W) qlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
5 ^& i- M4 g" h9 \. Xthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
0 I; @: z7 ?* _2 P$ t, Othe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
; L: a  u0 E! Q( D- V3 X% U The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
4 A' C8 j! {5 R! C6 O0 ]' ~/ X lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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/ `/ |" a- M4 R4 M' g: @  k# l1 [The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
; s# [1 j6 M3 @5 i& s* z: tlawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
2 g$ ~2 X$ D" N: rthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
* M. C" f7 _* O& O) K' Q8 R6 Breferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
0 }9 O$ m- _  `+ B+ Ahands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
' a) ]* ~- G: q* [0 X' cwakes the newfie up and asks,

' C% `' y( W, f8 ]' k/ F'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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9 m2 B: O  C$ {* N4 `The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

" u" N+ |' L& Y- Y, H3 O' {>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
) f. f( n  ?9 [% T- x* a>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
$ N; h1 B# y7 ]% m5 N>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
+ B8 h# X* w) _: v) o, X! p>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
9 J& a& n3 t" }" z) O8 r>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
2 y/ ], a: t/ {2 O8 @>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
; g& F1 |. C! j2 n>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
* O% P7 Q7 E+ {' j3 q2 o% Z7 ^' N>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
9 v1 [  C2 @! @( othe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
5 `. Q8 D  N, ^2 q- y好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

* z1 g! j2 U2 i7 q- x真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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* Q* L1 i' N6 P! m, S0 f* H好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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: C: z8 Y% [! h8 Q+ i' v$ Q真聪明，偶像啊

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( c$ M: ^/ k2 w  P# ^1 a( R# n全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


1 ?3 @! {# ^3 r全盘接受一下。

& |! D2 ?. s$ r真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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( K: C2 p! A" |1 I6 M+ g6 U别把我往坏路上领啊。

: n) m: H) x+ b' p  M: \你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
+ A8 f! d* U% r9 K加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

- r& [& |1 L, @( e+ p真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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. ^7 _7 v. |! _7 }- E, Y% ~大学教授哦，能不剥削？

  O8 @2 f3 j$ ?7 e% d, u% ^: j她是大学教瘦？
& a( U  r9 P) Y  K1 p大学教胖还差不多
. U: K& X: q# L3 q$ ^她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
0 }9 f' y8 q8 [, m6 X紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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: I! U8 K9 n' P9 _  r1 M) u7 f哈哈，你们在这开小会呢