Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
8 J$ C9 s0 R8 Y7 k" s) ?! U; Plong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
! _# ^4 a/ G$ |5 ]+ A" O, kthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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" l/ p7 u2 \+ X The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
5 N8 x* I8 @3 [. kask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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: M) N% l0 @4 j5 g. a: ~9 s You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
6 c2 o- [( r! U/ Tthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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0 v8 C% Q0 Z) z1 C3 o0 p5 @The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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- J- f' h; l# L! F3 ZNow, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
8 @- p4 \1 I# M1 a; Qthree legs, and comes down with four?'

6 G  I" w" N" g# j2 Z. KThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
" E6 {" o1 ^4 d( @! k/ Lreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
0 T/ ]2 K! s5 b* k! P: R) z" rthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
* a5 y2 ~. h& N2 J# a+ jof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
+ a  M9 z7 p  l9 c' lhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
% I; W* C6 Z6 b5 u' nback to sleep.

2 G" \2 t. i% e! {4 Q8 H; K3 vThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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, H% T5 j/ t1 R; ?1 C6 U! g'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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& x* b) A5 z) {0 `The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
- Q0 j. [! I" Yand goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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5 a/ X+ }6 ?: ^5 |* NLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
) V: K* w/ x; G>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
1 _$ w& ~  L/ q0 i>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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' I8 [8 h9 Y3 r: Q$ {; k5 q1 k>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
8 O9 [0 A- r9 R* r  \9 L5 F0 ]>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
) H' b; E8 \9 Z>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
; `9 K; F. H+ W/ t7 d>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
* m6 }8 O4 z& j1 p; L$ Q4 |>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
. y2 F) P7 p$ @: Z4 Ethe newfie would l ...

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  e& w6 t3 _4 ]9 m好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
" `- M( Z& g' Y; c# _8 p4 e“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
* C/ r( K; S5 Z) X$ j$ K2 Y好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
7 k2 ^" h" I8 m# x8 i, }; E加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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2 U. W+ f) F" C0 Z* v$ F好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
9 W9 c9 N& R% _" R好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

+ b' u' C1 A% Y* t6 ?! Q% O; {' [真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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$ y: i3 y: e# i& o2 l) ?4 D真聪明，偶像啊

4 a3 e* r! J8 Z  H" o. J6 ?全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


3 |. k- q3 c( Y0 E2 I( ^全盘接受一下。

9 Y" p) p% t! a1 a8 D( \, h真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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, G8 b: g0 U7 l9 q别把我往坏路上领啊。

0 {4 _( Y9 q' J; s! Z你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
1 _: K" S) e: [& D加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

2 C+ q: D2 ~6 r& R' q9 m3 ^0 W0 e多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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( x( M$ G$ j6 d, G+ O4 Q) k真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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/ O- K( N0 T& V3 G  K. D大学教授哦，能不剥削？

4 N, N4 ^% @# i; N7 t她是大学教瘦？
0 i' }6 K  n9 t) n8 n2 N, y大学教胖还差不多
! t9 }( L7 n, h' N2 V3 A4 I4 l$ A她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

( a6 M& c) R4 N0 J哈哈，你们在这开小会呢