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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
! _2 }5 ]* e3 q( ylong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
% Z9 g  L) K4 p' L: b: X7 othat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
+ v/ s$ z$ p# y/ |6 J8 mthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
4 I+ H) Q9 F* `4 y7 } he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
+ R' ]6 u, j( y5 D lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I6 d3 w- W; w0 h) s1 g
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,1 h; T% i: ]& X  C
you pay me only $5.
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% L" G1 P, |2 Q2 a% ~/ O You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I3 G! Q; X/ K- e# X; p" z4 q
will pay you $500. + a! d( h* M( j- n% v/ `0 U' r

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the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. / V2 k, m" \$ v7 f; g
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
' B& B5 N2 S( N9 E$ Spocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
; }1 X' U" i0 G) H: E% Klawyer. . l& D/ `& U( m1 H. S4 R
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with6 g# n* V' t' @' H1 Y) |: n( I/ u  k# `# P
three legs, and comes down with four?' , s- g$ v* s& p" g
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all5 r8 u8 @3 \: k
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
# ~, G4 s5 }6 K  gthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour6 u" i5 A0 t( S; T# K% s6 X
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
7 ?. p( ]$ t: t& y/ m2 `) B/ Lhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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) i) b, X" n4 m/ I: j* eThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and. V: S0 `0 V4 ?
comes down with four?' ' D9 k: S* g; S8 j. z, m
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5/ `0 y, Y( w1 H# u* Z9 c& |! n
and goes back to sleep.0 r' M- L. \( B! V. T
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!1 P- [( F2 s5 v8 O6 m: H) v; M# Y
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

老杨团队 追求完美
>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the1 i' w& y" ?( ~, N6 d
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two 6 D( [7 B0 R/ o5 d3 f
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
, M# ?8 ?' A+ P  y/ W>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the 6 T' e& c5 F1 p) {4 R& Y
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, 3 v& D' m5 B3 k; ]
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
, ]5 r' `2 c  x2 a1 Z* c' t>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a 3 }( w/ k9 C+ K: X
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
/ W9 \. u/ N& ~2 Z8 A4 k' h>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
) x9 Y; _" X1 ^$ ?>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three* N  O3 K" l% C, r% m7 h* h
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's , G* w" i2 g- D
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the : H6 F. n" ^; E1 G, |2 O3 [% }
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand 2 q0 x& w; Z5 ^+ f( K& i* ~  Q
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 3 A1 ~* `/ x8 q6 E5 v
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a( L8 c2 P& P2 {$ B5 ~) |
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb, `' g/ D+ q% b; G# z  [
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if( I" w3 a8 H1 v, d1 Q5 m$ R. K
the newfie would l ...
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
+ e% i. M0 X+ T( w# \6 y6 j“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,. U+ S. p: y2 b  {7 G: ?: S1 N9 L
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 # P8 X* Q1 S) Y; I  A
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

4 ]! G( @* x2 x% T8 ]真博学,偶像啊。
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 , y% |- |4 c: }8 @

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7 g1 l, n, g4 @! X% L好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:) ?* ^! r- Y9 W$ B; o
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,! X; I) k! u. R2 p$ H
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

' \- v, ]& E& F0 c真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 ! M! ~$ `# X! A, t* l

# o* M! h4 |% v& ]/ l1 z% t真聪明,偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

1 G5 f' ?  \! g6 F0 q* Y真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 ' |; f0 \1 W4 {# ?+ r
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 ; X9 E7 C+ p5 U& C+ C

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0 X0 `8 ~5 z1 A& j2 l别把我往坏路上领啊。

0 y) N5 F6 N( y; E' D8 C) H2 h你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 $ ~, T3 P7 L  _
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

: S3 r: ^1 C2 h7 z6 H多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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+ x( j8 z) R2 D8 o" \& o8 T真博学,偶像啊。

, A1 ^8 S- |" \. l0 _+ Q大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?
! g2 [( F( c2 M$ x! L- M大学教胖还差不多
2 ~8 B5 W& F; C$ \她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
# U. w( F$ I1 f) b6 V( Z紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
% ]& j  _1 p6 u/ c- c* j  B, v0 w紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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; M! O5 S7 ?3 y哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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