Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
: S" E5 `! d2 {7 o: O+ qlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
7 a5 k% D1 O+ l' c( F0 L: vyou pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

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" N, u; U4 B$ T* L) q2 A& C5 Mthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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; `7 d) S) H. W" R: z/ t9 tThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
0 p; M( d, d6 K& Y1 s/ ^the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

! e9 k8 m1 |( z  m* f9 x$ t$ rThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
3 c8 ~' D. |$ I' f6 |lawyer.
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' d! E5 r' `6 ?( ?3 W( _5 t  _Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
5 w% ~/ |) w: |1 i4 q  Vthree legs, and comes down with four?'

1 i  E1 o) k, AThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
" [" O: x* {: n& D6 }references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
! b9 A3 l# [8 ~* Z: J' b9 v% shands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
6 t& I0 @6 K) r. L* _wakes the newfie up and asks,
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. V" K" Y2 M! c+ J( ~# k. U3 {4 q'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
' W+ E3 a5 C: P* h& |# a4 Icomes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!
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stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

2 w1 X! D% \5 h>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
4 f; z8 w, o% @7 m" t) x4 _>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
: H" L3 v8 c, @2 v9 q6 ^>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
' }& _5 t% }  D. R>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

' D7 d- n( m+ f, ^8 x  U6 B/ o>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
: C& Q& ]# i& C1 ]3 D- y2 f# z>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜

Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
- Y  l+ e7 \7 B# LA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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! m9 Q; j! b! B, a& t8 B好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
3 ~% Y5 A: g1 K4 y4 ]  j" q- P“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
- N( P) P0 Z' F2 R好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

/ p! B, `- v( a$ @1 _4 n( B+ w真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

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1 d: S/ X, s7 }& a+ k7 z全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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7 H3 d& }2 B, F# R/ f* a# ~2 _全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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- y! S# ^- Z4 o! {5 {/ E别把我往坏路上领啊。

" w' K% C( P- W# r5 X' [你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

8 P/ }$ C/ V& i3 M, p真博学，偶像啊。

; ]! @. \" f' t6 ?' |# X/ h大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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1 i/ M( P+ S0 T0 b# Z# N大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
! f  R- U& F5 W/ V) c她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
0 z0 z5 e6 l6 e紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

# J1 ~% V% F/ b& ?说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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