Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
5 K% U1 p2 E3 C$ w. mthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
( k- j9 c4 f6 Q6 b" z# athe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
2 b% M  e: j8 i8 q9 e" ?  R The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
! [5 a. S6 R8 t7 U% f7 r1 Q lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
$ D" Y4 O" r( g will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
% M/ R8 F" W0 [the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
* U8 x6 h4 w$ \pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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+ x1 w4 ]0 ?  m0 u3 ?! ~Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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4 k  g/ v9 F/ W$ i* AHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
( c" Z' z+ Z" }9 r9 p+ |8 Cthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
0 P5 @. I8 w' P7 N- kthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
. d" h5 T: j2 L: Z8 p3 l& xhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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7 Z* ?* D6 g' @; L; dThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
) P. z4 ~2 L  ?4 U9 Gwakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

* f4 Q  ?; c9 _2 }" ]* g% X, MThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
5 Y2 u( o6 @# T) X1 V3 Mand goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
+ n: f: ]: S. M; R8 Y  _>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
+ u# G; A. B  Q% E, q& i: A7 e9 g>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
; a1 ?0 P$ x# K. d) C8 g>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
% ]  r1 ~9 M+ Q>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
$ a8 e% Y# X7 Q. u' fthe newfie would l ...

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0 p  g% n7 K2 d: E/ H: ^好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表


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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
" N! X6 W* }/ z- ]% R$ l% p! w2 c“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
3 @3 f: |  J6 y9 c% L: ?4 U: i好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

8 U& N7 n# m' R( g) l& {- Q& o% I, f, s全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

! h9 H" U' T$ l9 o真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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1 t, ?( ?6 Q" T/ r  Z别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
$ n9 e0 p( z0 K4 R- G- x加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

- W6 o" E+ N- u) _- T多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

( z" f3 o9 }- L9 ^: Z/ L( l1 F大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

; E( E% L) C0 ~  m0 g# t+ I她是大学教瘦？
0 x* V) r% x4 z% P2 o大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
" ~$ D1 }9 {0 l" e紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

: b" E7 d) U4 j7 G说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢