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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
9 d; O  W# g; y( H/ b; Llong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
9 p+ x& b% ^: f" ?) q9 Hthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
; ]8 u2 R: e# p7 _1 Qthe newfie would like to play a fun game. $ s. M/ b) ]% ^0 ^
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
9 R4 ~! b6 x7 o* A he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The& s3 N; J" @" S: S
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I% m! }4 T+ |" w& v) p; d
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
( E# N/ ~: y+ c. U7 [3 Jyou pay me only $5. & n, o/ u" n6 n) Y

! u6 w! h) S# ~1 L5 @& S( F+ Q/ { You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
2 `6 E0 r7 ]9 t* b* B: ?# T will pay you $500. 9 T" u: Q/ V! U3 D( S3 T: F0 R
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep& j9 K& d  U( t, p+ O9 W; D
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's+ a6 w; b* W$ A4 o% h% T
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' & c( @7 v0 F& ?( O, F/ P
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his6 R& r( o9 l0 |' M5 t# N3 n
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the6 x7 W" [. {- E2 i
lawyer. ! |' B& o# o4 a9 j4 o
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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4 i5 S' ~! h2 L; N" uHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with5 j' d( D6 W" i8 m8 g
three legs, and comes down with four?' 7 z4 g- }) q- L5 \- c8 G! n

3 V) C/ a; Y" k& e+ pThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all2 e8 U0 w) ?. q' U, B2 e$ `+ Z
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
  b! C3 H# F# o  T  xthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour" S1 V, t- P- O( h0 w
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and9 n* y% r# F( L  @
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and, o5 n8 D! I) C2 S
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5, i8 d+ G9 O2 X1 t- p6 z0 H5 Y
and goes back to sleep.
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!, ~( ]/ L" H. H% d' J: ?* l

  K1 O) O: [/ f% @, y% c$ mLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
- q6 k/ M; R8 u! G8 n>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason & N6 t9 ^% L" Q
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the ) a5 N5 ?) \: w& x7 P4 `" z1 D3 ^
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
5 ^+ C" Z7 S6 T3 E% q/ t( z>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct' a3 M  \, j( a' y4 m

- e: b& N. v3 [$ Y* X/ N* Q2 W4 R>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
- R( E; c  j; R3 g>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a   I, S+ T# a3 n' I2 }
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more . @6 V! Z' m+ u+ G
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, / }7 |# e0 D7 ]9 j! C
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three  p0 E; ~, Z2 e! Z2 O% n; L
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
8 O3 _7 w5 P( z: o, f) }  W2 V>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the ( O" P9 U+ ~$ R( j
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
' L: z; o( Y0 p( BA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a. [' e$ W: n" K6 q; S% D
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb' o$ P: a1 k, O6 U3 m% P( h
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
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  x! @( }1 j: p4 P6 F好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:9 Q5 c& P$ u4 U2 p8 g0 \. Y* `
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
2 f2 ~6 n" X7 y' |' x3 Z" T好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 1 O  J0 e6 T9 Q: X, t
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

/ H* k! e" {+ K7 r1 ^" a真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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1 D0 m* v. ^' A" h, \好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:5 l+ k' U+ Y" [
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
* S2 x0 Q7 j( w% z; i" t* O好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 ; O4 f# O" Z' t5 X$ _3 m

+ e$ q3 r! G  t8 U3 i真聪明,偶像啊

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( q4 Y, g, D, q全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 3 R# b2 a) u* g$ f

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4 [8 ^& A: p6 |! T全盘接受一下。

9 P6 l3 ]& G0 N" U8 }真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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) e- ]+ G% i  a2 D* \2 y别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 3 h1 N, W4 Z6 H2 k% z- ~
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

6 K; z" j& g0 T# t多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学,偶像啊。

% S& A3 o  Q  F" k1 _( Q; `& J大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 5 ]/ [3 J$ p7 Y9 O5 @" T* p
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?- C7 x( J, _% W3 a. S3 z) r5 V
大学教胖还差不多 . [1 R2 |; ?' K0 r7 T6 a/ p
她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 + R2 {1 s+ K" a6 Q
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
! g0 R1 R- J1 ~* S. P9 V3 p紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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0 l. x% e( t( i哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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