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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
' N( H; F9 M. j* r- K+ g0 }4 Y. zlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
0 ^1 s: o  l) T/ S# Rthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if4 R# ]% Y& P# W- e3 D& h- M
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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' n& Z9 j% e2 Z% t+ p) s: V The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so) S1 e8 \! f3 @
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
7 U: e& p3 L7 n, |7 o  F1 A lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I( X0 C8 [  ~  d* t' j2 I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,6 A$ X8 U* l2 ^+ H5 |; O
you pay me only $5. , ], B1 @% w5 a
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I% ?9 }. X8 B4 O4 C! f& q
will pay you $500.
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; }2 ?, c7 U( ^6 D7 U+ X This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
2 r2 a: t, q" w1 ]- D$ Vthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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& [9 o/ M8 _- y0 N7 u$ O/ _The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his( Y7 w5 R$ j  J
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the# W! ^3 N5 @) j5 R( [3 v4 T$ F
lawyer.
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9 ], p! ~# A* ]! pNow, it's the newfie's turn.) @# G/ o+ G3 l4 e4 A; _

1 q  h& i* u4 B' [; Y( @+ D6 BHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with7 ?  T: |% F8 D& N0 y, c
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
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the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
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hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right( G" w9 m" s' E% S
back to sleep.
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. [( |: S9 x* B9 {The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He3 ?9 }4 m; A3 }' a2 A
wakes the newfie up and asks, 3 ^5 s& u, q4 Y" r

) k' }/ @3 E0 x'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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; F( c- L. h* x0 i# v$ O7 ]1 vThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5$ {# A; l9 ?5 ^8 P9 e& D( |
and goes back to sleep.+ ^+ y4 v( i) u

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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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5 b  C3 E$ A' ?& dLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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+ o1 ~* U$ e8 Q' h% z, k' ?5 n>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
  B3 b0 ]9 S7 w! Q  w9 p>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
7 c# _  U: V, @% K% p, E1 j' I>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
1 _: `( n, i7 f9 \* ]" J>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
" c* ~1 k- ?/ ?/ ]: P>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct0 r/ _7 Y9 g- b- ^

/ `  V) _; V# ?( b2 ^0 S3 h>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research & D* V1 u0 ^% x' ^
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
- @. O9 x! T( _! x- v& F>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
9 s$ D; }, G9 }) x>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
+ C( ^5 ?* i- E. L( \9 X>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three$ `/ U1 Q( K2 ]$ a* K2 O+ x# E6 B6 G
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's ; `$ D1 v3 X! q2 ?9 x
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
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>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
0 H4 I, o" [* h. aA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a) n& g5 G( H: h  v
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb' r: E) c$ ~6 K
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
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# l# }* h7 B7 b" c9 C" ~好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
0 {/ ?7 j0 U0 W" t& }* k- K( |“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,8 {& V$ A* N6 N) v: c
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
' n, @* m+ X( c3 }加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 % h5 v# R; I) |) h+ h0 C
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:5 I& [) n" X! U
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
, e+ z+ A6 O: X* R$ N8 N+ z5 K1 l好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

5 X4 x. Q: B7 [3 {& S真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 8 s: L$ h" t$ l3 o3 i7 u

5 m1 M  i% m" o& I: u真聪明,偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 / n$ ~0 b' p) c4 o, g/ ?

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: Q5 ?/ b& M* {5 x0 C* }. z全盘接受一下。

/ O+ d# m5 w' n5 T, Q2 u; @真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 ' O- E) l" b8 K! i

: S  _) Y8 d5 n! @0 v% }$ ~真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 . K" a* F& w$ c/ l
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学,偶像啊。

2 v2 t0 V+ y9 F6 T大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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4 M7 q1 `/ A3 o# r0 ~大学教授哦,能不剥削?

! w! O( m* C" v8 D; C她是大学教瘦?
7 }. B/ ]+ E8 ]" O2 H1 W6 U大学教胖还差不多
9 X+ I7 y- f/ _, Q9 j% r' c她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 2 j6 i% x- V: a& C- A$ D* T+ z
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

3 X* R$ A, m6 Z( \5 {说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
理袁律师事务所
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
/ \, t9 E- C+ D5 @" B; |3 Y紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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1 l/ N' C, }4 b! q- v$ u: F: h哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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