Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
! `8 K: |* P8 Q% R" llong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
- ~: _% ~( ?% T1 K& o" Mthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
& [1 x0 f5 M* o' D5 D4 s he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
1 f! p# |7 N% d! w/ H9 E/ `" P$ O lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
& j$ y* q- U! \5 [: b/ c7 f/ ^' Hyou pay me only $5.

& R8 \9 @6 V9 _  C You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
( T1 }, G' n5 S% n$ e& j( B; Sthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

, t6 K( }2 D- K8 K5 tThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
. \8 L* I) S6 E4 [( G2 ithe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
: b! c& o, M9 r. Q2 k+ Cpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
2 q& {! t/ O; {2 L' vlawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
7 K* ?; v( R  i% Vof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
6 _  B- Z1 Q( ]: s1 @hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

* \/ o6 k3 J: W2 q+ U+ [* F# MThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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, b$ s/ x/ F& w  _; F# s- T'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
) e+ n: k" M3 I, O1 I>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
; W9 E1 x3 [( _/ m. X>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
: g, e2 p8 H& |% D" }>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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8 [! h1 s% U+ L% Q  ?3 B>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

( ]2 o* u. }0 G. ^0 b7 J>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
4 z6 L* T- [  x& F2 U3 n0 X+ w$ U>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
, E2 a: p2 c/ A0 Z. {>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
) N# Y- d6 Z) [: o, C2 A/ QA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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) r) d* P8 F& G" M好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
1 A0 f' r9 B8 P5 ?好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

- M; C6 l9 ~# {; x/ N$ {真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

& V0 y% v- m4 w" S你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
8 ]! }" q" H/ L& T! u, |加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

4 R4 j+ Q- T+ {  u8 B% x- C" t真博学，偶像啊。

' j+ K6 n& I( j7 Z0 w大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
: {5 U& t9 N+ D) r6 v7 T大学教胖还差不多
8 L2 n5 o* m$ w& i) B) T4 i2 y她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
) Y, g0 t1 t9 E  u9 y" u紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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: v8 [8 `$ b: b) Y8 C哈哈，你们在这开小会呢