Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
7 H$ f) z. u3 K4 j: {7 H0 blong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
1 o( V2 A1 S8 Uthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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- S+ V9 V. V; f- L2 V/ a The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
! B: M8 m! ^, D lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
0 Z! Q; Y! P3 j( k" Fask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
8 i( e0 y  S* _( kyou pay me only $5.

( N% O3 w4 t6 ~- o, n: E  P You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.

  R0 d4 U7 D9 {' ZHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
# O- M: b8 L2 d8 D& @three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
1 d& Z1 L6 O" K9 `$ X. |references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
& h8 Y# _& r! ?! N2 Ihands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
5 }" F4 W) C7 J- wback to sleep.
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. I1 c. ?3 U9 d: a2 w4 {The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
0 L' e5 L5 z* c  mwakes the newfie up and asks,
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; a1 Z* w( h5 y$ ^* T! y'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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4 b, y8 _, i3 G" x9 i$ ]The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
4 I' {! r6 W# C: o1 R, Fand goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!

* y6 S2 y- |0 r$ o1 WLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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% o: d; t; S7 e>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
0 {) S/ @# M* ~: \0 W1 p>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
+ j) j" |  d% y  Z, }9 W; C>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

, ?8 m* X1 e( o3 e. |>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
0 O& V" u& s# Y  ?' p- v>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
% i7 A8 R) L3 y" k  a+ e>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
0 f3 S; W" o+ Z5 u>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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' O, z" n4 c, F8 e3 |" p9 G' R: o, |# ^>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
' k8 p9 L- [  R* C>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
: d7 g2 K: v3 i) S4 s>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
' A' r* T! e  A+ O" ylong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
) g5 d" t1 m( m. h4 S' bthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
5 h6 S+ n, s2 K8 X! J1 a9 Bthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

3 Y4 R3 L3 U6 d& Q+ ]' D4 B真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表


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( y. p4 B. p7 q1 K6 X0 s好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
1 A7 ?7 m/ S6 U3 g' D) r好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

  |2 p6 s4 ]2 N- r真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


) s3 z" g( B$ o全盘接受一下。

1 ~  i6 @" @; @- R6 `, a真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

% P  T6 V9 J2 o9 Q, l1 q* q) |真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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9 S  D: A, Q9 R0 p0 {  W( {- F' c别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表



( r$ }. j% e7 _/ b别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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9 P9 }# ^' U! P2 u大学教授哦，能不剥削？

- j; S$ f4 }9 {6 T* T1 I她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
5 E% |2 N/ \3 X' b# D1 D8 K$ c她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
6 o% t/ X3 K0 U紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
  j. D3 t/ z5 R# @' G  u! ~1 A紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢