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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
) }2 ~7 U" s' A5 m2 ^! D% glong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
6 P1 G. c0 r- U( A3 X# qthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if! r7 g9 Z$ D2 G
the newfie would like to play a fun game. " X4 E* L" k0 ?" f1 r; B0 V% K  t
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
0 X; V) J1 F, {' N, H  @1 [ he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
- M, \' T3 c# E/ E: j2 X7 g lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
* X4 G. ^' h: |9 A9 J# x$ o' o: Mask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
, ?0 G5 L+ N* Q# z" c; A/ gyou pay me only $5. - M1 n* ~' c8 w( j
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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  v" Z7 z9 {  ~3 z5 B This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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- Z9 Z, y& `& @# D3 HThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's) i# y2 c# q5 `  G
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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) W) f, I7 N+ E& sThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
4 Y2 a0 \- {8 C" u- D- Zpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.7 c$ F4 I2 R8 ~9 b/ W! t. _7 ^

0 P, @4 V- T3 o7 d7 L# uHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
7 ]5 _/ o9 E3 i% @three legs, and comes down with four?'   d1 @% {4 _' A( z+ U: Z- [
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
3 n1 J, ?# B6 L2 vreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all9 G$ `' z$ r! z! y; c7 ?7 f; B! \
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour( U4 W" g  O& b$ Y( c
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and, o3 o  h1 g, O7 I% K+ r1 h
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right4 N( u' t; D; L
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $52 w( F) A% _* l3 L# c$ U
and goes back to sleep.# D7 w! r& p  B9 O" F$ p% {
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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- |2 J( Q' W' S5 @: m( M+ D% hLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the+ x- w5 U1 s( t- Y  e
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two * [7 K$ Q5 q: f2 o# X
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
/ z4 T  l0 P$ p( @9 u>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
5 i: G* ]7 k0 b- N+ \0 }3 W/ ~) o; G>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
% k& t+ q( O# i5 r5 Q5 b, ^>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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. K& ~" Q2 R- X4 q0 u- R7 X2 j& J! D>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research - X4 r% l* t, V& Y
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a - [) l5 \+ k$ M8 o! A. E
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more 6 r) c! C$ \  [) e% c: V! ]7 i
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
2 K& |5 o) a' g1 w2 I$ W6 n>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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& b: P" w' E% v/ w( q+ ]>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's " U: h& Y. x3 P. h# v
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the ! J+ ~6 Q. I& X: a' x
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand 0 h0 G7 r& P9 _& Z" M0 k
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 + O8 t% g7 p# P2 Y& Q5 K
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
. l6 A/ J* X2 nlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
4 b0 {4 \* |0 ^3 Vthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if* n1 z/ c' ^2 B8 J8 t* X
the newfie would l ...
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
+ `( |) W: P3 n3 c' M' r“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
  f, c0 `8 m! {# R0 S好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
: L" K! U& \1 T- i0 a1 I加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

( W) R- }' L! K3 a$ z真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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, d# p. F0 @. ^$ s5 Z+ u. V! Q好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:$ }: J: U! [; ^1 u: j6 E2 v' |- \
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,7 Z( W3 g/ ~0 ~% ]' x( \) |
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 / D- D; D9 B8 b5 }+ Q  X; E: i

* ]- C& [! N4 `: l) B9 p真聪明,偶像啊

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5 l7 d! p* E$ @& y) o1 p% ~全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 4 @( @& G2 g3 L
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全盘接受一下。

3 U! h6 Q9 J. b2 m, }真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

* E( o7 w, e  o你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
# ?, _$ E' J+ ~6 ~: ]# a0 w- c加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

+ @- w2 ~% @& e! G多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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- |9 }+ N& X  W& U大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 . ?: n; `* C6 M/ p7 m
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?
% d3 z  I$ ~8 c大学教胖还差不多
* x0 F* k8 |! h/ F! f她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
" X: m* {* H7 M紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 4 J7 ?& M- O6 f- D" }6 _
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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