Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
/ i* }% ~: U2 Tthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
' _& R9 K  l+ x& g) Hthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
6 j6 n( L" c8 q/ b2 C4 yask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
" }. a# A2 v4 E$ Y% |& iyou pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

( O/ b2 K* u1 f This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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8 l( |- X# s/ s" M8 k/ `The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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, u) P+ O1 @( y6 Z& B! n0 LThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
! G6 _# e7 I1 s" H% ^3 Fpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

! J6 D0 A8 X! G4 ]6 r9 p0 _Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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2 n/ a( @3 ~2 z" `: b' V1 x& FHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
, W1 f4 z  ?5 E1 z' h5 L# g! }three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
7 {) z: ?: ^6 q+ l- {/ preferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
* Y9 a8 H3 ]- `2 Y3 Cwakes the newfie up and asks,

" f0 w0 n3 w; g' n/ @: G'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

& n- N( m. O9 c  v7 T3 |The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
; E( p/ U* S4 q; dand goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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# n' u+ H7 e1 X* P5 lLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

9 A; M. T* O( n5 N; Q; P. a$ [>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
* j/ ^3 u- ]5 o) a7 b4 P- c1 k>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
/ z' |" u% M/ d2 _5 ]0 C5 |+ j>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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8 G* U( g4 y* p7 a% N>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
7 V8 G  C# G! |/ C>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
! b! r+ }- ]' W3 f' ~5 M8 C) @- |>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
2 y9 e/ `. T& u. \+ N  J/ r! \; \$ E>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
2 a1 X5 Q6 }  d+ j>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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! D3 y+ u/ h; o; B  v9 o* J>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
& `- u- n9 P1 r9 W$ E! n>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
& A! W2 e* N! P  {1 @>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
  @. ^0 ]3 p2 \7 f3 ^! y>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
) p; }7 g  b* t2 plong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
# \! s& C2 f# `  T& m! Rthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
  f' k8 z3 J% othe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
. G: U0 m. ~0 A5 D9 B) e; O) l加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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& A& Q2 ~4 N, Z9 {& M  W6 Z好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
4 Z  y; g$ F! ?* P4 o7 A“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
* s2 J) b4 p* j$ j  l好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

; _8 D; [6 h6 z# O# d0 K3 l% ]真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

6 V9 Z2 t1 z  @1 O3 X真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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. W4 @" r2 c! H1 K. K& t6 f真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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  j7 N, k& `1 Q4 ~+ p6 U别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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% O! N3 ^7 [5 B4 M真博学，偶像啊。

% S6 K6 F! R2 u9 l% y大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

1 w: }, Q* a" L5 P2 ?3 k她是大学教瘦？
+ |  N/ E0 P1 f% v5 y# F. G2 d大学教胖还差不多
" O$ a9 q6 D2 O' b, e" O她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢