Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
6 f0 K9 p. M- hlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
$ G; c2 e; p4 \" B+ |2 R& f. X he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
+ p) w2 O3 t/ M! q( ^you pay me only $5.

3 q  I( ?% R- o0 b You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
9 D8 j: S% k  X. W- z9 f- Y8 y1 S will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
9 c# G; V/ L* qthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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; z4 R& U" C, R  mThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
& j! i3 a! l# ^  zthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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, A1 P! w( F( @. H! ?8 `The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
! u# h( \) `0 @" a0 `8 Epocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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' Z: r8 \+ A8 d; e0 g' R4 @$ {Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

" T  n5 r4 C! J6 [/ ~( ^1 _The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
8 C7 ]! G7 g% d* _& `  Z& j% F/ qreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
9 X4 J4 o2 g, kthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
$ M; v3 j" Q: u6 b2 B' [back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
8 `# @2 F: H# U+ g! nwakes the newfie up and asks,

" _8 i9 Y, v. q% _1 m! I% v% I: A'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
2 [5 b3 Y$ M. E. U; F5 L9 _and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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  Z+ l  G6 j/ x& c>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
: |8 s4 {2 V! V9 b: D* \% h>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
" l$ n  g' J6 f& E# e>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
/ ~( x% {3 p- e1 M: A% ]>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
0 m, W2 M4 c4 U7 X' w7 e7 H- _4 F1 y& {>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
2 [# F3 S* P- M( V>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
, I3 D" P3 D1 w+ @$ X  ^A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
) a1 N$ W0 x+ N! @) E8 `the newfie would l ...

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! p8 e) }) V& K6 T5 u4 T) d% b好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
  ^* b, n* R) p/ q' O好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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1 d6 c7 \" s$ e/ b# _/ V好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
6 Z# ~* D% Z1 F0 j7 e" \4 m* I+ s“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
# `2 x! U% o8 I8 m好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

' _. v( V& C4 V/ P真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

1 \% N" U" Z4 V1 i* n; c8 J全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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4 X. G# K' k$ }8 h  ^全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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6 \. G+ P8 }& m6 G" P) q+ d别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表


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别把我往坏路上领啊。

0 F" h+ k8 ?0 d  Y2 `4 i  V  W) y你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
2 r' q; q5 \5 ~9 u% d加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

# k7 x& f8 ]9 C; Y多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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8 W  @3 g# a" W7 `1 \9 x  y$ v( e真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

; w$ ~- e3 g  \& L  \1 b大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢