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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a: b$ e# B, T- _% J; l/ Z- a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
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the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so2 |2 |5 _0 Y: U2 M4 f8 s* ]1 Z
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
+ J+ Z3 T, T  U9 X( R" s6 X lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I5 E) O/ H3 M& T
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
* W/ R6 M( [1 ^4 K) kyou pay me only $5. ; x( Q% O% W$ A; @5 T/ J  [6 a% h
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's" Z, I  y' G. h: f: Z( e
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' 4 l" L. a6 {+ r* ^$ y! S1 b1 [
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
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lawyer.
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/ R& R: ]2 J0 i. t4 `7 zNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all5 v. w5 p4 L* q% d. ?9 h6 \
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
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of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and8 f) i5 S  B7 j7 u/ X
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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% j9 u$ s1 M' ~1 Q$ m& i' y0 h% T' Q$ V  l) fThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
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% ~2 \0 U7 Q& m# Q( B'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and4 O0 P. _* h3 D# G5 E( P; v2 U
comes down with four?'
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!$ l! C% c0 ]# `8 j

3 [5 q) x6 f( s$ f$ S9 O1 ILawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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! r. q3 o$ V( K) q9 M>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
4 t/ D9 T% I3 h" E, f) @5 ]>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason ( [/ D8 Q" f, u" T; _
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
# d% K" ]) o/ t9 C1 u>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, , K6 ?& ?' G$ B3 C" G( f. @
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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& ?4 q! E; c: A>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
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0 H8 D; h9 }" H8 z$ p>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more % I& v. m# r+ z7 `1 p) n
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
" {: d. |( K" b; v2 w8 n. Z>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three$ O) e! T6 d0 {( B' V

0 {; G! W0 G/ I/ E0 p>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
! L) W  s7 D8 C$ ^>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the ( e  S  g1 S4 H% V
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
, \; ~& c9 ^' a: C9 [>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
  I+ k$ }( S8 b) f5 ]A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a( l4 W/ f7 B1 Y- M' s! z) Y
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
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the newfie would l ...
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! [: ]% F& \5 \1 t1 x: F/ c+ B好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
. t6 d, b9 H! Y& f& |$ I“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,9 l$ c4 N( Y/ `9 F; o8 h6 W
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 0 b5 X3 M% C; C# z$ B5 F4 l
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
) b% K  g. C/ k“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,% Y0 g1 Z, c7 p9 p2 G
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

% B) {0 b# p- B5 W% @- j0 h真聪明,偶像啊
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明,偶像啊
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1 x/ I7 @7 [8 L' S全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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4 ~: D; ?1 C9 C3 `5 g全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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. n( s; ]& I  |别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 - L- h5 p$ A. y& l% q

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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 % T& M" i# ~. a( X0 t5 x/ o
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

% Q  ?3 _$ j) j多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学,偶像啊。

5 K4 `/ |4 p& ]  j: [" B1 r大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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  j" D  V1 I# e6 D大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?% x! e+ {3 A& s: u! u- @
大学教胖还差不多 ( ]! ]  B) {6 \+ L6 v; k$ {" U
她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
, `8 p: ~( {$ b. S8 a, `/ e紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

+ H# O! T" d2 ]说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 9 B. C! ^* I# N* q) P
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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