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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
0 l3 d4 a; y( g; }! @* k+ z/ U% Llong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
2 O( r" k! a" |, e  {' z# ^( Mthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
2 S! v! a  G" a" [9 Ythe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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5 K+ M+ {. v% ^2 r( f( J; U The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
" L) f- |2 @/ E1 y+ c) r, P he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The% z& |- D9 M; u. s9 ~' X; o2 W; A
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
. v  b7 W' v$ Y: @  xask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
4 }& L& x+ v6 X6 p3 [5 _you pay me only $5. ; V( [3 {# L  w8 T6 D3 ~5 ]

' r! n3 P4 t# Y) D1 v" k You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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  Q! U2 L4 O6 q7 l, O/ w/ SThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
' X3 H' o/ g. W: S7 jthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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9 c; Z5 F! f9 l- c" c/ RThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
, u0 E& F* `: h' mpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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9 E2 x2 H5 J: o6 t/ @$ KHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with7 Y! X( ^0 T7 r1 l
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all- `& S# e  j: b4 M" [
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
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of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
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back to sleep. 3 _4 z8 h+ y; m+ N7 b

  Y8 ^, M/ p: T$ @: c8 {& ]( c- J0 YThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He" C! H* v; ]: d  ?  h
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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- P/ i5 `7 I6 a; k& d* VThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
3 m) Z) p, j9 C# d( m$ M1 b' hand goes back to sleep.
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

老杨团队 追求完美
>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two + J" k4 `: N4 O0 I. v: g0 }9 s
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason ' u. B$ b; j7 H% j& q$ P6 u, Q
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the 0 x. z: r9 I$ i3 d4 `
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
% @4 }) V+ e* H9 v0 F) n+ G>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct8 X. y( H  r& m8 i- r* k' t% q
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
* i9 j3 Y3 H. n  }. b; n>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
) g' q4 L( T" e/ K# q* l9 o/ ~7 q>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more 8 Q; N! x. Q$ Z7 k& S
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
$ k: \% G& {  h5 j>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
7 ]4 i( k- N9 Z3 `/ p9 R8 q' X6 C" F>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the # J# J* p& K% m/ ]
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand " z; Z. ]4 ^8 @  @1 G4 f
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
2 n8 z! u5 s( Q, P$ g+ v& p5 PA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a' |8 x" w1 ?( i" w, w9 x& u- D
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
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the newfie would l ...
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:# |( n$ P* }1 q, M1 @) U$ z
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,% _3 h. x$ m2 W
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
4 U, ]6 m# J/ C1 E7 e$ M加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

4 P3 k8 e* H* l真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 + c+ i- @( j# {! |

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2 a& W! D4 r4 r. [5 I0 f好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
6 N! e( p5 H" ]3 ^$ @( F4 Z“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,1 j0 u1 |" `- w5 T* }
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 , W" I3 c9 C! _! E

& X: J0 m" d) c. o& R0 _/ e5 R) z真聪明,偶像啊
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3 N: v3 _  g( ]2 n# J全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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" ^( [0 i* G( o* k$ L' ^$ o真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 & b" L. `4 E+ t

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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
8 j* Y! M" ~* a1 k+ l6 t加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

# h. v( ]/ C- O9 C; [多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 8 @7 d/ _8 W8 S9 L4 B" g
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?

2 L: b  q/ l( r& a1 y& N她是大学教瘦?+ ^( ]1 R" T7 @0 Z' A% x$ h
大学教胖还差不多
: G6 J4 p* c& c' q" a6 z' c她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 # k) h1 r1 F+ C, `4 d. q; Q5 h
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 5 O7 m) ]8 T/ g9 ^3 Y$ S) c
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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& \) x% F4 A! x8 B哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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