Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
, v0 x8 e) Z2 Q7 B: o# }5 r The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
$ y  d+ F; f+ N$ s3 B lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
# e* b8 E6 _% h* _+ l# [; \: @, {ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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; a4 @* M) X/ A3 ~* E) L* q You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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+ L( X1 R  ~' y0 L This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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1 n6 U& c) v7 D$ |" m, eThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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. }: K9 m' i1 V% g- u3 G2 DThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
% {3 r) q0 J: s% T3 {7 elawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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8 t1 C  p, J" O3 T! S. ]The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
& B8 W( U5 {7 mthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
4 D% ^% S8 M( s, Whands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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0 S/ i( {. r0 G7 P1 n! \The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

" l( t4 O. x' @$ Y. V; mLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
5 N+ N5 a. e6 o+ J>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
$ g% [( F3 k3 f6 s8 Y, E  J+ s>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
$ M2 F' [7 f* N! X3 ?>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
- `) D+ @  K& e8 K: F>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
" E2 }, u) I% M7 t5 E>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
$ N. H, `5 R) Y3 d, Uthe newfie would l ...

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/ c6 p  i$ i( \+ z2 E% a# T好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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8 _+ `8 L4 q6 ^' v! }$ P3 A0 S3 L好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
2 ?  H- v% |! w+ ]6 l“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

2 z( Q% |/ t1 c; H. I真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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/ P* H/ E# V  k0 p真聪明，偶像啊

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7 [- A* N9 Z% F全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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全盘接受一下。

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眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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# `; T) f2 r! k! r! c7 k; u3 N真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

! m7 Q, t- s' {) ]大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

! {8 Q1 o; F+ c1 u, J  _: h( a4 F她是大学教瘦？
: p$ R7 J" [4 y6 m8 [大学教胖还差不多
0 J* |. f! d' r4 [) {她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
8 M# A7 p: X$ u) A紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

9 H) t% F" U+ \$ |! D7 r说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢