Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
3 M9 y: c/ G9 a4 P$ s8 nthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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9 u$ }' r1 n6 N& [; v The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
* i. ~8 x! y# ~. }1 R he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
! N5 v) D! g. D7 J) V6 i lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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3 G' u& G% P) j This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
8 Z9 t) ~3 m( Wthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
" m% c$ m5 a' F+ y/ x) l$ r: p5 Kthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

' r0 ~) x1 Z( j& ^- Q# jThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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, J9 N5 _# H1 ?1 N& O+ uNow, it's the newfie's turn.

" p: Q( T) m# e" |. g' [+ x% @6 rHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

2 k; Y$ b2 I2 d6 z$ \# uThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
5 h. ^% j; R9 B2 |- ythe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
# z0 ^. h; v: W0 [- m" @# jof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
* O# Z$ Y1 J. nback to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
9 G! i3 R  l# [( j/ u/ g' B" acomes down with four?'
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4 w+ ]# N. ?9 b" {The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
  Y) S$ _- c; D& O0 k" d+ o>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
5 X2 I' K& `( C$ c$ p- q+ O! @>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
/ s" x9 D; [2 K1 _5 e>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
: C# ]0 [3 b: H' @8 n. K>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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$ i- C# l' N) o>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
5 f7 ^6 Z# P5 k) F, S1 O- D5 EA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
# q+ D* ^$ e0 Rlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
) S) c- I  |0 h, o5 y4 Wthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
: B4 c' s% Y. K- l; _6 E2 E7 w好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
2 B3 Q# ~+ z9 ?. n0 x3 v- }加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

1 c/ i+ O; Y# `- Z" \* w真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
8 `% s* K. \) ^8 e! Z“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
, d0 \% Y) m$ T! d3 V# U5 [5 Y好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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4 x& ?8 h& p- P全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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0 l1 d: k/ `5 z* V9 n0 y% Z, _真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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! U# k( b, ^5 r% F% b) w别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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8 p" e7 l5 v3 X7 h) {别把我往坏路上领啊。

% M8 g9 ~! R& ~2 N你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

9 B4 \5 o* h0 x: _9 A2 ?: Q" d大学教授哦，能不剥削？

3 h% W% g+ M9 d; K& D5 ]3 M% {她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
' M! f2 A9 z% M$ `  G她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
7 |+ }1 Z6 ]4 P: `8 F7 q紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

! S7 y# p1 l9 T4 i- t; ~说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
9 h2 d2 i  k6 a& E; c紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢