Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
7 f2 @% K7 l. K! \. i6 ythat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
# O! R9 A" F3 y; t. Othe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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: H* k4 H. f0 h7 E The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
) |( ?! Z. @* x0 z  Y he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
8 R2 q" t9 F- V, c3 ]2 M: ? lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
) F8 o6 ?1 Z% u1 `3 N# O# Aask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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3 W+ q2 b  i5 g1 A. g You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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  D# p1 Y. M7 v% G) m This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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( v+ W% ]  O  T# @" u; W+ MThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
$ w) N, j% b4 Wthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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) P2 l; k5 w$ l! T& O: JThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
& b( C  M' F% Upocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
9 d$ Y7 Q+ e* O" j, T  Zlawyer.

' U7 C3 ?& `) NNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
3 `( W/ z  P9 ?- q% E! ^6 bthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
6 e. t' g7 W  s: G7 ]references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
* K0 X( l0 W" x" {& P/ f- f  a1 Qof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
; r, X4 f4 V: U6 c$ q8 Q3 L. b2 uhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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9 y( v! j' ?# q' P! [5 vThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
* p* _9 ~( Z7 M' T7 p>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
* G* C  O. I' \6 J>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
% i! ^$ b% T& U* z  T6 z8 v0 F5 m>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
; u8 E5 c9 }: x>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
* ~! h) C; ~# [$ U>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
( B/ W, j' |8 x) C>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
8 ~1 w! Q3 _6 T  p4 ?>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
# Z1 o1 A" i7 n>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
1 C- X- O- r$ \. o0 h! }! w5 V>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
1 j3 J, p; c9 R4 u2 T9 nthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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8 d, Z: M: p1 @好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
+ g$ U$ h& r5 u  J! U) ^8 z“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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# f) q9 f- t' M4 o# p; R3 N真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

# _: k  d: x/ p2 V! f  N, C1 M% y  y你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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% N5 T& T, h. \* J% P大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
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% f) h  @8 D) M* @  r她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
/ t7 G- L2 C+ G紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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3 D: M7 s/ y, `% A# w8 A! U哈哈，你们在这开小会呢