Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

7 a* ^* G& p, z1 K  U; \ You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
1 e+ ~. {. H4 V+ g) b/ @/ W will pay you $500.

! F/ Q3 ^* y; s5 m9 n This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
: G- T" E5 q, C# fthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
; y4 m- p& ^- b& h* @, U) `' U* ]the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

  {/ |& C$ Q* {2 P1 LThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
- @$ {& B" ^1 r3 a) {+ Opocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
  h4 c# t6 V# y& f$ ^+ Glawyer.

0 h+ F' A' V& S5 \* uNow, it's the newfie's turn.

, z+ `) E2 P) ^( L- u- tHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
. J5 K9 t; M; C. I& O4 fthree legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
; h. g" r$ H6 l$ mreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
/ m! b# R, A8 u" F; c+ Zthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
6 v; p) L8 U3 X; M! a3 x/ Fhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
  Y8 `$ E9 B' s) f; Dwakes the newfie up and asks,

- X" a8 _* b# Z3 P9 W'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

5 e( t- e' C: G) k+ Z) e+ [7 lThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
+ o8 @* A- H4 t6 M9 V1 Zand goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
2 Z/ V6 m, M# [$ B  t  d>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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" M* d1 C, V7 s. e4 L9 O9 _>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
. q/ N0 A- J; o7 _9 w6 C>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
  U2 w# L: W: C>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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; D) b* }, N; B, n7 ^>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
* Z) \& }7 ^! P4 ~# k>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
4 C: Z! U; o" E% `$ A>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
$ a! J' \4 e/ J7 ~long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
( d" o- [& w  @that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
& u4 H5 D+ v* t; C' m, Othe newfie would l ...

. {1 `9 Y& p/ g5 |$ u好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
0 f3 W2 C0 d& K8 M' y加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

  `  Z# u2 |6 ^( j真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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- T- f3 d" y1 G* d/ ~# o好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

, `+ q5 `4 h- q0 [真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

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' A$ ?" M+ `: ~. h6 q  {全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

8 i1 f( `5 J) E, D" i$ l: j真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

& x. O1 k( I" B* W- S别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

- y/ s. n! c/ ]! M, I3 o/ r你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
" C: V% a. [4 h. i) Z加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

3 ~. d$ ]& Q* S( V0 j& G( x" S大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
) i, p) \, y) P1 K大学教胖还差不多
: H% H3 b! D. A她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
% s0 C5 ~( q. S6 t1 o' S紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

- ?9 n1 S* A% S1 }" \哈哈，你们在这开小会呢