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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if+ L  S9 e. _" p4 ~9 a: r
the newfie would like to play a fun game. ! i3 t8 o% P8 I& c
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so- K% o! x  M  B
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
6 D' L( j9 y& T! X lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
/ D0 _9 h# {6 Y/ T7 j$ H& |" _ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
+ S9 c" c2 l: ?' Nyou pay me only $5. ! P* `! D6 @9 Q2 ~2 W* [7 \, d
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I- p  P# k% ]/ e8 t$ o
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep4 O+ X! r# D" J3 n7 r
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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$ S3 F$ X" B! sThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's7 U1 H( d9 l4 d: w* M9 a/ k  X
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' 3 V% N" h7 y$ F  x+ T% [
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
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Now, it's the newfie's turn." a) l) ]2 w# e. G+ m
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with' H( M+ n$ y% g1 u3 w6 k7 r
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all8 X6 G# n7 {, G, `
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all' X/ [; }0 }& ?2 f
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour7 N, s( f7 @& X" F: j" G
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and; T. J8 o7 q; i8 ~2 n- a. E! h
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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  N* O+ C+ \, l& SThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
3 R0 ?+ L. p$ ]: {! C8 n- Mwakes the newfie up and asks,
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: f4 X& t. @! O% O2 p+ ['Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and, ~6 r9 U8 p% n2 E
comes down with four?' , Y& E' d1 h2 ~

- Q( D8 g- c/ J8 O( PThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the! e2 V. I  ]5 v
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
; {, @5 G& f+ p  i>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
. v+ V" b2 J  O2 R0 p>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the & O4 A& o6 U+ j' j0 ]' F
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
7 n# g9 F: x' |  Z) Y# n>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct4 z! m6 a: t$ c5 f$ e
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
* G$ r% J3 ^) {( e; q4 U7 i>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
  S1 t6 D! A$ K0 K. e5 n3 k>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
2 K) x& Z* v5 W$ ?) m, l3 \. |0 k>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
$ W2 Q8 e8 o) v>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three; ]6 c. b  G. U# p' a& |
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's ; P7 ^3 v$ h7 h' ^# q/ O7 k, |
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the 1 d; p: a' @7 @1 q) D; e) |- Z
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand ) n5 D! n' f/ \- [9 s) W
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表   j4 T* _- F' v
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
( ^7 S; O9 a3 w6 s* m5 Plong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
# x* j$ H7 K' G/ t0 [3 i( I( pthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if4 l( @+ f" B/ |+ X
the newfie would l ...

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' s5 t6 s+ c3 C6 a( T5 m5 b好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:3 A1 S3 r5 P" _! j0 Q& O' t8 t3 ~
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,) k8 }3 Z8 e+ p( V
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
& V* f7 W# k2 o5 ~3 c6 x加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 4 S0 I' x7 e$ ^$ Y- s

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
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! l  c4 x5 X9 f好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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$ W( h2 M! j8 k* @% k$ D真聪明,偶像啊
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  d9 p% E5 E' l1 S! g1 g3 w全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

+ k% {% L' d' V真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 ( B+ [6 I9 ~# t) x6 r% _

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5 ^3 r6 e6 L: C+ F" N( C别把我往坏路上领啊。

' D6 M2 X0 I' k9 B7 \) J你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
+ }8 J# ~! W+ A5 J6 @加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 2 T2 n4 x$ A* l; T2 @8 R; L. g

6 d5 W+ u$ M  c; \  f真博学,偶像啊。

' a0 c2 s' |. u4 t大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 ( w1 g6 H* f- {7 |/ o$ E
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?

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大学教胖还差不多
2 `5 u, m1 O( @2 Z# ^( B她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
3 N0 a4 t0 }# p" {# I6 D$ v) ]紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 9 T0 o) m/ k: @* e2 N
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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2 {$ o9 _, h8 j$ P  a' e) _哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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