Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
6 r. p, q* j& ^, v$ }" Y- l5 olong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
0 M4 A0 H7 Q1 Q* Z9 N$ O1 @6 Kthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
1 J7 @8 I* n4 b9 @$ S! h% |9 F9 f$ o  Xthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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4 O& u$ x# J, n1 Y, {2 R4 { The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
4 k) A  L2 B1 x& ]9 k he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
) N2 W. V: G; D8 H lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

9 ^( c$ }; o* V" u- [ This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

6 S: l5 J- X- O6 G7 j0 UThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
+ S6 D6 L! ^9 N- j' a* w" b# _0 ?" S8 Nthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

- T6 S$ {- ^# f, s% {; EThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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  Z% t: i) ~* q$ HNow, it's the newfie's turn.

+ }: y/ B6 N; n* y2 @- ZHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
8 M" ~; \8 v9 h4 ^/ wthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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0 p( m: g, F1 Z7 B) w5 P" y( e1 WThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
/ C) g0 ^+ J" b  B; [hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
6 z- P) ~* b( U! k1 S; ~back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
% c5 Z: P+ r$ w" x' M$ T% a- Lwakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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9 y3 |6 g" p3 l8 z/ H4 dThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
# ]. b% x. d* |4 {4 s. rand goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!

8 c% J; N7 ]& D" G# l3 F' BLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
/ I8 H% X; ^  P4 c# A>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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& B; I* w5 k4 t, J>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
9 i# A0 R3 @2 V: t' I>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
% h: r  o! X# ~3 g: ]: N2 F. J>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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; B) o* z3 I8 _& }) {5 U. X>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
6 G3 D1 E9 P6 Z( ^1 t  N! _, l; U>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
0 {/ [6 f: e: j4 w! G, z6 \* b0 p>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
8 E7 x& _  \, J>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
7 j  l1 O/ y8 q' G, kA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
* J/ Q9 J+ L0 s1 C3 u# O5 u8 w+ o7 `long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
6 k! Z  y! m; D$ v' a2 E3 Z7 _“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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5 C9 Q# W# P  O6 ^& b# K别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

8 Q) j9 [- C" J5 H+ i+ W多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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' b/ j2 D1 c, R/ L1 K; y3 g7 A3 F2 |大学教授哦，能不剥削？

3 j% J# G. R& L5 ~2 r, U# S* h# i她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
0 G: M; ]6 b6 x5 S% I) U; S她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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8 ~/ X3 h) r, M$ z$ `哈哈，你们在这开小会呢