Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
1 b5 C9 o0 K5 M/ `the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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2 w$ Q% _! ~6 v+ Z$ L" ^ The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
. ]0 O7 ^0 ?& e! y* hask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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. M! W1 y$ `) I" t# R This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

" h* G+ o! Z' ]7 `. N+ _The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
+ _/ ]+ t5 w. P2 athe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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* h# R3 I: f; {0 iNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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9 A! p4 @3 D* E2 ^2 J, a) UThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
5 I7 f! j# d2 c( L: `( Treferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
- j5 j7 M/ ^* |4 }6 R2 v7 _1 bthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
( A  f7 P8 i. m# awakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

5 }6 A. [: d7 m5 ?+ x>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
0 E. H9 k6 f% P7 ?, L' p>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
% ?6 C4 _, |: f5 t) U5 Y! ?9 Y>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
! R& S" Q3 k/ h; U- E>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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' l7 j0 f+ j, h% ~8 D) W' O>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
  d6 X, ~' a( A$ k>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
2 e0 U6 D7 a+ s- Z+ r1 C+ K>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
* Z& t% U4 n0 @" B$ B; b: U>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

. q# s% v3 G7 R/ y; B>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
7 {" T6 Q+ [' m1 w; p9 _' B>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
3 q3 W6 W* J8 k2 X>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
* X( z+ D4 ~: g' K; PA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
, @3 }% Q( Z! w0 xlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
; Q2 M9 v) h. vthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
8 v; X* r9 M  Athe newfie would l ...

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% k; s5 w1 f$ h$ W, }  S好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
) q9 }" \$ k4 B' |2 T3 o好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

9 d7 s1 }" H$ [; u2 p7 h- Y9 o1 H4 r' f+ x真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
. u" ~8 W. h/ p4 V“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
4 e4 `- ]4 n; K  k) o4 X好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

( h$ u; J  B' r! A真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表



& R) ~$ u* x9 N别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

7 c% p" J/ H4 X* V4 h. h  m多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

5 w0 E% n* l3 J. G% B) n4 Q$ b大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

2 h5 P# }, b% Y. |/ B: M; G大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
4 z) b  [/ w- o4 _" v! L大学教胖还差不多
* R+ _4 X7 j( C( ?" q/ N7 j4 p5 |) N她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
! F' w/ ^$ ]: J紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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% [# S# P* p3 n7 W3 A哈哈，你们在这开小会呢