Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
8 e* e- I3 s# H" I! d he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
! t# i  N8 N# V- ]$ a lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
8 F; `: y. ~% O  Fask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
) c& R% z) C+ r4 o1 f  N; xyou pay me only $5.
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2 [! A2 q& }. \8 X" Z$ Y You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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' n2 t( R: }6 Y7 w0 ~ This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

* Z+ \) k; k5 _9 EThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
+ d* N3 i  K6 [' Mpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
3 ]: n# y$ Z" o/ v! n/ bthree legs, and comes down with four?'

+ p; D" j  z7 s& AThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
! J' ^5 `+ ?/ F( gthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
, M- @6 b7 R7 q5 Q; O% rof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
( S- E5 Y. v( c9 tback to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
" _4 P* V2 w* t* p$ kwakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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# K. ]) M5 h) H4 `" O0 t) \The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

5 |& A) G" A  B& L  ^+ ]* Y3 P% MLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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6 V0 A3 }' k4 x: F, V* C9 M: }>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
5 A4 P4 Z" S# @" n% X3 _>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
) {8 P3 j! M  n* q0 I/ q>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
8 g0 O0 h) H) K" f8 n5 u>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
/ t$ x( z4 m/ o: B>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
3 S* B9 B6 A8 v1 J9 ^, C8 e2 v' W>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
: z5 i& ?* d8 y# d>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
) U0 {( Y4 H) `6 z>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
" ^) l* z; W! t. t; C+ plong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
# {% C* W' f- @2 r; |% j& qthe newfie would l ...

" s7 |% l, i; G; R& C好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
/ ^1 o3 d3 _6 a8 A好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
% j6 m4 z. l6 c8 L好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

& v- r- Y9 X9 n真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

: o( e& x% b5 N3 m) r) C全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

+ r  r! E# I5 R" y别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

6 v& `6 M4 n. _你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
2 T: _: {) @" s6 Z( \' W! K  h大学教胖还差不多
- ^  c+ w) k" [- j) U& u5 `她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
3 Z5 [' O/ h1 N! q紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢