Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
8 H8 S3 ~, A( X& c4 ~! p: x The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
* x' B1 u1 K! A4 [3 t) o lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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/ C2 O  R( I$ u8 p( n You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
, g& }) u$ A$ }% X1 W$ }# w will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
4 A0 n2 v! A- dthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

* {% Z2 }8 H" d1 h" VThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
  j4 K2 \' |" ~3 A( p% X% a+ s6 _" athe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
2 h% j/ |0 H- c* ]6 F; B7 ]! G) kpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
, a8 @4 ]3 }4 h) S6 ?7 r) f, V) ~lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
5 }8 D$ ?2 y0 c3 ?2 l# ~three legs, and comes down with four?'
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  |2 Z+ x' o% `& |, uThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
8 _4 u0 J- \+ _- e& d- `+ m# s! `the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
; @/ s" Z% w5 M4 |of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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8 o% x+ i8 x# Z; q' BThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
7 X6 ~. W5 B! Z4 _5 H" o' nwakes the newfie up and asks,
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; N% o1 L2 L" F# _7 `. W'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
  o9 w4 y* }$ ]1 p# N. `>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
: G, n7 A6 c5 P>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
( ?' P1 |& n2 C  h6 ?+ K>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

" |$ F( E! D+ Z+ k& v>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
8 }1 Q) F  t" p9 K" [9 J+ y9 d; V>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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" V: h6 C, c( Y1 A好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
6 ]. l7 h+ f! g7 Z# x0 I“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
8 o( B5 u( [0 i5 l好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

* L# B* C" z/ J5 n2 _9 `- Z真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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0 H" N4 C: H# k2 a真聪明，偶像啊

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( @+ J! D/ N2 p  A" a: w: }: P全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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5 Y" L1 @: K6 w! z' h3 A全盘接受一下。

! `; p  M# J/ X; A  |  }' f4 D真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

2 g# @* y* e" s9 ?. E你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

- F# |8 @, Q1 E多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

! S$ z3 R# l4 V7 e8 i+ z9 k大学教授哦，能不剥削？

' Q2 L7 _; p; d0 B! z( B/ |) ~她是大学教瘦？
" I8 r% C" g) x+ K5 u: Z- J  i大学教胖还差不多
& @5 `! J$ `+ f8 j她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
) r& |) {) l1 y紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢