Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
  W8 e* R; e# @; Z  l: ^9 d- z* y% ^. fthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
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lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
/ E& Y$ N' w/ I  uyou pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
7 e* n" E0 e% v+ f* sthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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1 n) g: x! n+ A( u7 @The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
1 ?: ]$ D/ R! g3 vthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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5 t; F+ x) o0 M+ GThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
6 w/ d' D5 H% O4 ^9 G" C: ~* G% |lawyer.
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' z) k$ ^+ P8 k9 _& h, Q% vNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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; v8 g. h. D0 uHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
$ h! K' ^3 H( R: ?+ S* `0 v1 |5 fthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
% L2 M# \; k# C  i5 V  `" }8 pof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
* D) Y5 w/ }3 N2 S4 |9 U4 j; Y: jhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
# F; v- z$ L3 E- M8 E3 lwakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
7 W2 w1 W4 L2 L( \+ D, Vcomes down with four?'

5 h, Y; ~3 N5 t# t3 p) p+ BThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
% A/ f. @7 g6 E. a>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
2 q% D, v" s' }' a* k>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

; d/ O) t6 P2 x/ J* s; S6 y>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
4 P5 D* S+ S' ~! g>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜

Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
* f1 j" a4 z' Q) L8 a7 m* Nthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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! |! m: ?. D  p4 v4 W5 J好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
" Q8 @, c5 A7 V8 ~& v- x; W“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
! N! P6 s: I; \8 D2 |加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

# H1 v# K, N7 K& Q, R. ^3 B" Z+ J真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表



' `' Y/ i6 A, o* G$ f) R- I好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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, n) _: |7 D: w" O& H; p真聪明，偶像啊

! R0 h6 d! E0 s& R6 ]% }全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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) L7 F: i, b. f9 [* _7 N: w别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

+ b7 {. [. n- S" v1 O大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

0 _3 X$ M# o) z) ~大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
/ D+ u2 P* D: s* l$ g- w9 K" {大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
* j' |( R; c* `紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

% q! P2 }7 Q9 k3 d说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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: j8 z& |, k% w; y哈哈，你们在这开小会呢