Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
/ O4 X. i# P! }2 olong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
# [+ Z4 ?7 M1 t% R7 N5 [that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
& L; \. \) ?7 O8 A" @the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
% L7 P' f& z& d3 C$ @- u# u' G he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
+ a1 u8 M0 K2 t2 e$ Y  d; I lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
- f  c5 q4 f. ]6 Z' i( {: |ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
& S  m6 I  ?4 X( F, ~4 u will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
- x" J- e  x1 \: F
9 ^8 S8 c, W/ Z; Q, o9 AThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
* v  z+ O# R  }4 c2 f$ i+ I
2 B6 z" }# [: CThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
" A5 G  z& ]2 D3 N$ R5 L2 k. _3 ~6 Epocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

6 l" a5 ?  z1 e5 w- \Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
- s- ?2 \1 ]- p' J% U. q/ Gthree legs, and comes down with four?'
1 J0 I& c  H, M" f
' }4 L9 ]6 E0 M1 R6 PThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
" ^  q4 @$ u( ]2 V) ]of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
# {7 T8 t/ T: a2 Chands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
* w6 a& @; E9 c; m7 E2 ]  |/ Z9 ?back to sleep.
) B5 x! ^+ P) t  G3 @5 ^5 I
, ?% f' p( H$ QThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
3 K& u! K7 Q- d- f( O* x# M- {wakes the newfie up and asks,

$ t5 B* e! e- |- U'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
6 T+ M2 J3 d8 {* Y$ T
1 L' w; h" O7 TThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

. P6 H0 n; m4 s% s

billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
6 d3 j1 }# M. T- Q
# Y1 w) [1 w9 O" e0 p>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
) \* q$ P6 i  e' r' w) H$ O>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

% W( K) Q+ H8 n0 n' R& ]4 _>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
# Z$ q1 f' I' b. d" n>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
* T" \) [, }* q/ d$ s& H>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
7 A& J; v: ~  o; A, Y7 H1 G! b>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
+ Z, Q4 r: l2 I: |>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
$ W" _0 D7 t1 B>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
; C7 p# k, D- k1 o. i* P+ B>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

rstu491

金山毒霸下载免费金山毒霸wps办公软件杀毒软件金山毒霸下载~!！!~!!~

老花镜

Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
' _6 S; E) r+ ~+ D2 X! r6 MA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
3 k7 [; W- x- }2 llong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
5 [) l; u; n1 }: L- u- v; S, uthe newfie would l ...

0 c9 I( p6 ?' ?9 T* d7 F' w
5 A( Z& e2 @! {: |# Z+ f
+ a1 Q. l2 k2 S% _" s6 g( P2 D" C好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
. A7 ?, I7 ~  M& ~& j“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
1 z1 o$ B# f% ?" J2 @好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
8 Z5 B# v  x% t: B  ]加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

4 J% A. [) x/ x( L& W5 q真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

6 ~& p- @" A0 u1 d
) R: \, w5 W! {! k0 ~
好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
$ q, s8 v# K' g% V“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
. o. V+ s( F, X% d好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

7 F  q. R# J, I# f! N真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
+ c2 ~0 \. r9 r
3 O+ M. y0 R2 }真聪明，偶像啊

3 s! ^# X; E! a4 G6 Q1 e8 k全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
, B% e# {/ v$ p! r5 V

全盘接受一下。

: l! [+ @0 D3 V+ x1 B# `' U真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
  H! Z' k# u, N7 G( i2 W! `
真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

# @" b5 j7 }7 ^$ s; Z# n( S别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

2 n' }. X* W$ T

- D% c% q( N% m) D* i7 x/ h2 F别把我往坏路上领啊。

1 `0 f# U! X) f# H0 C1 T9 s你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

' Z4 B3 e& c7 j3 _' @多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

& G) T+ G5 u  a- ^大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

6 A. q3 `) S" y1 I# f2 J1 t她是大学教瘦？
" e) q8 g' e: Z1 O3 C+ X大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
4 `0 }6 S( n1 y/ S/ w& z/ @/ [8 Y! j紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

% ~, v# E2 w8 x! e0 {$ x- A说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢