Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
$ r: V/ p; ^9 E6 Y. H) Y4 B6 K% hthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
) H# j2 u7 U' l) d8 J& ^. O The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
+ ~& x! E$ L/ o. ` lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
2 _& @& s+ o/ @: [' m$ Zask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
$ @2 X  F. R8 d0 E( w- cyou pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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% K: v4 x2 y' X3 {1 V' h9 v This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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& W' V9 Y- ?0 y" |3 |2 x7 k0 ]5 g; yHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
  @9 u& x5 E4 F3 X) K2 H. Sthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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/ H/ }. f7 H0 \) vThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
: e9 @9 ]8 g$ C, a4 w# Q% freferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
* s7 S3 L6 g2 h. O4 hthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
% t# l0 m! U  J, R6 eback to sleep.

+ W$ T) ~% i1 r: X8 AThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
, t, |/ I9 N2 z: q; t% n. ^wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
0 _9 R6 p& T* M; W. Pcomes down with four?'

; w! A4 S/ D6 nThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
& @5 ^0 F& w# j& Fand goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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; U4 x" S+ j- {9 V6 k; y: K, f) y9 |Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

3 C  @0 E, c$ p8 V; r5 G) ^- j>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
4 g& |3 t7 J7 E2 @8 h: z( f>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
. b) J& e  n: Z+ Y2 e( w>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
3 h* k/ W6 X2 k2 o>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
: M) i1 R9 |% g" N/ I, T% K. P>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
; g: N7 u7 O' k>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
1 E) [6 B# q' S8 B, Hlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
3 V$ L. [' Q1 W$ @' Z3 f1 M“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
- H" i' A+ d1 z% n! a( E8 L# h好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表


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, b5 M' A+ V5 g0 R0 |* D好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
% m- p' s+ K4 ]. w“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
+ d$ j. g2 y# d9 X5 {好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

* K( T& v" l8 @1 |; |. h& B真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

8 n  ~' ^8 {$ D: Z7 g% c- a2 ~6 ~真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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全盘接受一下。

$ F( z+ s0 r2 G* a真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

& R! u; m: q) h, k, O( p- u5 p别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
# t( O5 q; G  U+ p/ I7 {) O加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

  B: _" `/ L6 m8 C% X' a% Z多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

. a; |0 M/ T6 F; I1 D, i' I2 e大学教授哦，能不剥削？

4 b+ _, F  K9 V4 ]- @她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
1 U2 f- U7 p0 W+ Z8 s! G  I她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

* Q! }& k3 x6 h- h9 {- ^说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢