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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if! D3 o7 c; \2 j7 T
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so  K7 Z; b( R8 [( C5 `: Q- A
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The- I& c. g7 f( Y8 `4 q) J
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I; T( L5 ^; J9 E5 m- C( A
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
& b8 v5 }) E! A; uyou pay me only $5. / V  A0 Z( m0 I, U* j+ _( ~4 Q

% l7 c5 S! J, C# S: I) m. D You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I5 d) Q/ O% `( y! a
will pay you $500.   j  T5 I: z! t

7 I# E4 V- T; }% a0 r9 C This catches the newfie's attention and to keep: t* |8 m) ~* j* O
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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+ ~% {# ~' ^7 g; ?The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
/ \7 e6 J  Q1 W. Bthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?' & l* C$ B/ ~) v
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
: v/ h& u$ F7 k, t3 }pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.8 t/ {0 g/ D. q9 \% [
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
% m7 ~- U% O# ythree legs, and comes down with four?'
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% [7 y- O+ J! u- |8 a* Y, vThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
) v6 k8 w* D2 k$ creferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
( }$ u! F4 h* W1 q( tthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour2 S8 H6 I/ c+ V- V7 e/ B8 R( Z/ D
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and" n0 q, g) R! S, m2 ?
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right7 J; @: |1 E1 J" q& l4 l, w
back to sleep.
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  D% z1 d5 ~/ \% a" R1 Y/ U% WThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He6 W- x* u! W1 E. K# }" Y$ q
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and0 G! s( a5 Q: q5 @7 [
comes down with four?' ; ]% y7 t: r( Q0 m
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $56 i1 n6 |" L6 j9 F7 I% s+ f: G
and goes back to sleep.
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the' K, O" Z+ Z# w2 e6 ]6 N
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
: o7 J- {% T. T* k% }>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason - C1 D' J# z' r$ j* V8 O/ B
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
  }+ r' L' \3 {, M. c: U7 ~8 C" k>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
3 m- b1 y( U  [, K, q" [4 V>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct% K% t. x( f/ z+ i7 o

" i5 J3 g4 l9 S; x( f5 O>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
4 c7 N; B) P: d& E, U>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
* q: [8 K/ I1 y# Q# Y>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more / f% ]: K9 B" q1 u7 J, \; o  w
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
' Z& }* h( w+ v0 l9 u8 G>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
2 }0 R! e* x4 T>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the 5 `' A2 N" o$ V5 `+ q2 z
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
: \+ d$ h3 H! b% m" ?>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 3 @0 x( u! e1 p1 M
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
) G4 N  P9 D( i# l4 Y, h5 h/ q+ glong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb3 [+ m3 y% o6 p9 |3 O
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
! a% a. h" ]' H5 ]% G. `the newfie would l ...
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:! g2 z: |; b4 W1 [7 G" z- ?! i
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,% G  m: ?5 ]1 A" ?
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
# a0 _1 u7 D( q+ v$ l加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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真博学,偶像啊。
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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/ {& I4 h: Y/ H; w4 G好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:# W2 N& B: Q0 ]6 n5 u0 g- a
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,+ ^9 u- T6 @4 ^- z2 n2 X" u
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 $ c! m+ B. P! W

3 Q9 }4 D% X4 P真聪明,偶像啊
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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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9 N/ A' ]2 N$ f+ T全盘接受一下。

; ~2 E; d, n) H2 E' h- k, k! y) o8 F3 t真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 * [9 ~+ r0 S/ C) d" L# S5 _
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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2 V% P" _+ h9 X2 `" H" b- k别把我往坏路上领啊。

$ j) x7 {' S  F你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
# l: \# v$ G8 P/ C+ O加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

: S# v$ G- A9 T- A多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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. [: S# l% c- n. x, o/ p1 `大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?

- b3 o2 `. @& q- `8 v+ l$ N她是大学教瘦?
! B1 B+ U9 p/ W# J: ]大学教胖还差不多
/ o# v+ }  K! Z' z她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
* E$ [! m" o1 N# b紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

0 V1 r3 i& K' }4 G. z5 V说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
3 B& H! G! O- u% w5 B7 A* B- q- }紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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  C  f& u7 X2 L8 e7 l4 u% B5 ~哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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