Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
. O) V3 N: T3 W# y4 }/ uthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
1 ^% ~, f+ G7 H# R The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
* g' R4 F! j" b" I! i he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
+ b& c3 o' B) G' r; k& } lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
' r5 Q1 x% w$ X' ]! |9 {$ pask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
/ R& q% i3 E0 C% Kpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.

; o/ x% |; g! W$ hHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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2 [0 Z7 ~( u6 Y. zThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
/ P$ I9 a6 n& i; i1 ?  @references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
0 f+ g& p; @+ D" U, d- q+ Hthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
6 v8 W7 L: ]$ D+ M9 i5 {of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
$ o3 `! r) v$ V( g; R, e9 ~back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
2 K5 y' {5 L# c) I9 r7 G/ c3 j2 Qwakes the newfie up and asks,

( q7 u: }: `! i/ V. @0 G; l'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
( O8 E/ C6 L' t$ Y( M. ~: _comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!
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# @0 H" y' v3 g9 `Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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  e, Y9 J  \& Z( M; P>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
$ j! L. `  K! p; z>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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/ a. d7 Y, k7 z, P- p! ?& f& i>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
5 M3 {$ e  C$ p2 l5 M( }% t) C>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

) ?  ?( X& e/ |( X2 w: h>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
% o( V' v# _) d8 R>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
+ H  k1 a* ?4 N; ?4 k>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
; f. D" h0 y1 e3 glong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
1 _( I: G( h) C$ [+ Nthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
# J3 D) S, [* n" P& w5 t/ Ythe newfie would l ...

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) c  l& Q7 p. c4 j. s7 }( G. \好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
9 x3 j5 }6 R8 t5 n“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
9 S0 p. U2 x) l加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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, i: k& X5 d: ~0 m3 v好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
6 b# Z' M0 K: C% P7 C+ @0 d好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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$ j) Z% h0 m( D& L, D, f, i0 `全盘接受一下。

0 y5 {! p  ?+ \& K真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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( T1 n+ h3 Y$ g别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表



5 ?1 U4 b7 K1 d% ?+ e+ m; }别把我往坏路上领啊。

$ m, m* D3 K  M. y+ [$ K你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
2 L5 J1 y6 Q3 w加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

; w3 }! g3 q) Z' p大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
6 |3 U. s; G0 ?/ k( k( a大学教胖还差不多
2 f: t0 J$ Q  v: `: k% @5 M她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢