Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
* @1 t0 \4 H. P+ Tlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
7 w' w3 g% G* u" Fthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
" a- V# A2 n) h he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
$ K! D2 a" P# }9 V0 }6 jask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

' K  v* F: }+ I/ s9 i You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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  ?2 o8 Q% p: S: f& wThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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- b  {, n# j! N3 g3 r1 P( T$ IThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
1 K+ z2 o: V6 h# I4 U, k4 p9 gpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
  F$ n" j, ?7 ]* slawyer.
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/ I4 J' M* \! g! hNow, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
% x% [# S! R, }9 y: v- nreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
3 d' L) [2 W$ k6 Z0 Vthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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; G5 C( s: u. G! ~  EThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

& q' h9 U8 g2 S7 oThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!

* v3 q' O: ^) B' V8 gLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
' r( ?8 h- V) g" X>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

' N; q" E8 j* a; H& D( ]>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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: W! ?8 \7 C6 y3 S" [2 _4 S>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
/ i% }* y  X# a6 o5 _>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
% x0 }% i" w7 R8 X$ RA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
+ y% X7 Y6 _  F6 {6 \that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
5 @! N8 N9 y$ [7 ]  ethe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
$ x# m+ E* N, a% p0 v; s0 L( C“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
' ^; S* ]4 L2 b( f! V好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表


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( _4 x0 N5 h& f6 p- x好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
9 ]" n. v" @, q) `( R3 y; t2 {7 T“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
! t# F. x  |) Z5 g6 B6 @& z3 L好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

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irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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1 Y( `/ D7 l; I% y7 z全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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4 i; f) H; ?) O% Q' m别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

7 b  I/ o  q# J+ {  ]* q- B' c多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

. C5 V6 f+ o$ |- `: D$ G$ X她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

- S% h. b8 V2 }说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢