Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
  ]$ Y7 v! s7 X2 k- vthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
. W! d6 D3 Z* m( B7 b) F/ |* dthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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/ k5 ?& i1 A1 C- {: h The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
+ h) ]% L2 L1 e1 k; A5 p2 T, m, V lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
5 c% e$ L9 N# j+ e0 F' Bask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
" u! g- T( H. hyou pay me only $5.
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  H5 l, l# r$ u5 Z You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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- `! N- g, L( y! s7 x+ j) |' CThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
" {5 a* b& T4 y1 Npocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

- A7 t  h& b3 h# g9 ]Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
( o- ?. |6 w7 l5 ^# ]3 ]5 G4 y  m9 u2 Z9 mthree legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
- R4 _7 R. F5 f' _, z6 `) @the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
% `- r3 v* l4 p' U, v5 v* A9 @of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
4 y4 u0 `( V# v. D9 @( ohands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
0 a: x$ J% [$ i0 ?/ S1 ^: [wakes the newfie up and asks,

' e, ~* X( G5 c, x6 S8 ?5 B9 I, F2 u'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!

+ O/ [; ~- s& u3 |2 C3 K# OLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
7 e1 y% c3 a9 O>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
5 u" _9 ?: \7 w: z$ C7 t3 A>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
" T: M! n: q* `; N% T* ]2 D>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
7 C, H1 q/ ~8 D' R' W4 N3 r>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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1 i# [8 p$ ]/ G" s3 B# U1 j>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
4 b# y7 J7 D* F. j- ^>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
: S; N# D3 T6 r# E$ M>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

% I# u# ~6 ^* y1 ~1 R' [( M>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
& ]2 p- \; m5 J  W" u>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
7 z' l% Y  I7 Q6 X! D. X) y8 d>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
) t: _$ u3 O6 T- z% h1 H) @A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
9 N' U' V# |9 j4 U1 M6 g% o, p; a- nlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
- i/ Q  y4 Y$ |8 b7 qthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
' z% a: y7 E; G* ]0 b2 G0 X加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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1 s# N" ]- c& P, N: n3 O4 [' Y好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

) F8 B- S0 G( M8 S' Q( T真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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, ?' W" b$ o, ?真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


, n/ l8 Q8 r$ o- z& x/ v- M; t全盘接受一下。

7 q- P$ C* Z# K7 Q* L真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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/ `- k2 e: H( N+ n% N. U2 D真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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. E. e$ J' T+ ?7 @% Q( J. y* q别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表



别把我往坏路上领啊。

+ w& v3 @; J! ~2 P$ P你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

+ G/ W2 U7 ~  g5 w! j6 r多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

/ t# Q8 g7 k, U; i' g/ X% n真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
$ J: B. e6 \9 T. [紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

" l9 J3 u9 [8 L9 ~! F! x说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
# ]- q6 @# X0 J& I- V2 O+ E紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢