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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a# K2 }+ e( f( {- O# O. B! y
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb# g, [$ A" u% t% K+ F
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
- a1 G* f1 H. b9 E( w he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
1 M, ~; B9 ]9 k, v6 E lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I9 ?9 N' H- I/ j  R: {4 N
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,% R$ e/ f5 N. X2 \. a' i
you pay me only $5. ( f( @1 E) O+ j* |* P1 T$ `& F- [

' I# X, J, g! o2 G( Y3 ~ You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
2 I! i+ G( N" g4 V# Uthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?' , l! q( `+ p% e& |' w1 J. [
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
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lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with3 m- c; w0 u( |9 W! H) D1 I
three legs, and comes down with four?' 5 Y; t( x: S" ]: [9 ?

- m9 [! `/ F, t$ t! b6 s& ~% b% AThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all  }. ?$ y  M. T, l- d: {
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all3 B# B: i/ j2 w( |
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour3 ~; G2 S5 q( r0 I
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
! h2 z- Q/ Z* i0 _  y; w, |) Uhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right* q- p. H! y6 o" G0 _: L5 S
back to sleep. 0 [+ n& {; {* U3 U
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He* C6 p  @: G& {7 n$ r. b  j
wakes the newfie up and asks, ) E& ?& J: C, z
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and" \. A% H! b) Q3 B& T
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5& ^$ u7 h2 e+ K1 m* r
and goes back to sleep.
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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% Z# X! r* N" \Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the5 ?2 \& d( q' P

5 o7 D3 m, F7 y8 Z0 o) _>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two & A! o4 L% A) {: \6 l7 V* H
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
% E$ R8 l. K( `. G+ o" r3 e2 F>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
/ A7 s" h- `& _; V>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, % u3 H( M+ [5 c) X/ F- d2 g
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research 5 @/ `2 x8 h4 z& q% L. o# n2 U
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
* w8 @- A8 C1 J' c3 A( Q1 H>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more   C& u3 G. o8 _" I: b2 k
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
4 |* r$ W$ Y6 z5 t8 h>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three) T" j# c: k5 T! B. L- [1 ?, x
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
: P7 c4 ^" z  ]7 a" v>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
4 P3 i& D- m3 I% g' n/ |( [>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand : M  O  ^0 E. W+ q( t& ]
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
" e+ l1 |4 p! @% _A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
% W6 ]( E+ ^. _) ]long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
. r) W- l. N% z) a, R; P, l9 Rthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
' Y+ Q5 A2 ~% c6 J2 \/ K' Ethe newfie would l ...
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* g5 Q4 ]5 t5 f/ C  n: p9 P好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
+ F# _3 f9 U0 s4 P3 V“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
, }* e) M7 }6 g) @* d4 D% D( y# C好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 ! v4 k: H' Y- f7 E
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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: l1 L0 u4 o( A' V" Q, D6 h好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
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好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

$ E0 [5 k0 w6 D) i3 W4 ?真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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( C" {1 J' K) D7 @, r' j全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 8 S" o! v8 @- {  c

; n% F' D, l' n; `* |: A6 E真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 7 X, C3 \  S$ J7 b: G- f% h
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, S" M) u' S3 e& j1 W5 V别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 9 k7 N, S( t! c3 @0 M$ d2 O
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

* h7 m  L# _/ R) l多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 2 i& U: J6 i- `/ L0 B

  x+ M5 ~4 m2 u1 A$ W+ F% U真博学,偶像啊。
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 4 |; w' {9 m' N  P& W: b

, C. _" F; r9 W; h大学教授哦,能不剥削?

' r3 N) G9 c* w她是大学教瘦?- o, Z( ~( `7 b7 |% p
大学教胖还差不多
% p2 [) Z$ A' Z她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
  Z0 v" e, J1 L2 O( R. G紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
0 Y  j7 P/ |/ d* d  H0 M紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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5 _0 r2 j7 q) G$ j哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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