Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
6 b* c7 T) R1 Ilong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
! Q. x% \" h- gthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
" N" y5 Z1 g3 E. U( J lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
4 G1 s/ i' k4 D) y4 gask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
8 {/ R4 x6 f2 Pyou pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
8 c* |8 ?  s! T1 V& L will pay you $500.
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# `& a2 d6 g' B- o  {+ @, x This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

5 L/ g1 r- t6 RThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
; d0 p6 N5 ]8 Y5 zthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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, b; \0 Q2 y; P+ H- yThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
) k9 i8 [0 R( D3 Q; zlawyer.

3 H8 Y; R7 [: W( xNow, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
8 b9 _: l* W0 ?4 s" Z6 r' \- l6 bthree legs, and comes down with four?'

$ j& n( w% c" r1 dThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
& U& K" m* E) T7 u$ \of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
/ l  e$ b5 g* y$ x9 u6 F2 Q$ t, |hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
% p+ e+ g2 n/ Z9 U4 c9 zback to sleep.
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6 Y7 t5 Z! ^# Z; o; D" mThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
( P. p; m2 I- ^8 |- A+ }* J# s% wcomes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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4 u. O! v$ R% x+ b: N& U! _/ o>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
: {. m7 N: y! ?% [0 g" ]6 b3 }>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
: G: Q) d6 F. q7 p>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
2 p, e3 X$ |/ a# {# T>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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% G9 h0 _* j9 d7 B6 t- _* l( r>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
/ U3 M# h# B9 l8 a" R>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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) b) @% i# ^: d7 V! H- p0 V>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
% ]9 E/ X7 A, k" U% t' W>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
! b/ m" D& o. I>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
5 W6 }' Z2 |& s9 x0 ^# klong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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" e! ]3 @4 @, E5 T好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
" ?  V: j- a) w2 G6 W. c; K好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

" j6 y" a  A* q# x2 E$ B真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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& U! C/ @' {3 o3 |8 a全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

$ d. v2 \2 H! q0 B真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

: C4 m7 Q! p* H- @, m  m别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

* y: e6 I- J7 r# A0 O0 f多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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2 I7 c0 [; }" O( T2 T( B& ^真博学，偶像啊。

+ f; A& R! m1 L; u) X' F" u) i9 v+ v0 K大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

/ O+ I3 l% ?" B9 ?1 E大学教授哦，能不剥削？

" j( i& f0 N7 p& \5 x% a  g/ c她是大学教瘦？
% V1 m. F- M- X% t6 A3 p4 @大学教胖还差不多
% |: ^% F$ T) M5 B8 S( k' J她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
8 Z" N& q; E8 H3 h) O$ {; W紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

  u  s% A. l% w- x* `说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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7 g$ A/ D: T) T2 s哈哈，你们在这开小会呢