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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a) s/ B. I3 X' Q; m$ M/ `0 T1 ^! u
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb; v5 ^3 m: c) f7 Q. |, d
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
: F5 i+ q) k) H# Wthe newfie would like to play a fun game. 0 b; D1 q* i2 W  |8 l- t- f3 F2 _% S
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
) I; j  V2 `5 G* i: T8 ] he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
" `$ d3 ?9 r4 r. e* a. {( |8 p8 x lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I& C, f& {! g) x1 e% S" u
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
& N9 U3 z4 e6 p" D* M9 o6 i, Ayou pay me only $5.
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0 d1 x; ?& i; b You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I5 L& f- s* {' N5 T
will pay you $500.
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5 E# G6 n8 ]& j8 G This catches the newfie's attention and to keep2 h0 e/ K2 y" m4 {9 h( R
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. 2 E& Q0 v- r. W  [
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's( u" I$ C1 B- e$ b+ Q& F2 c
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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" A9 b% u" N/ s8 P# mThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his" R( V& Z, t, D# o* C  _2 B
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.( X+ F- l; P( a% J
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with1 _/ M( T+ K& E
three legs, and comes down with four?' * l2 d0 T1 e9 n8 _- B$ W3 l# y

8 _5 M* i9 v* L2 hThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
# U4 b5 R5 L# P3 ?6 k* ureferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all% X. N6 D! T5 ^" \: }
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
2 B9 Z, K7 d9 Jof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and, Q# |5 h4 z$ {" x  ^" _
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right6 s* u1 |& z7 ]5 Y( W. \
back to sleep.
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* `3 i; X" A) T5 ^, gThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He: a! o% }* M. y6 f9 D: R$ j
wakes the newfie up and asks, 7 z9 \  u0 Q% b) ~- y

, Y) k" l- A) ^'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and& l/ K% _' O' \
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $50 Y5 S. f0 M8 I
and goes back to sleep.
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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6 g" q3 c/ O$ H8 P2 F: E: h( oLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the; y0 }$ ^6 `% }) b1 ~9 P+ p" Q% D* P

- y4 g; M6 F6 q>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
2 i# B: R/ [0 \* r% d, E>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason 9 y& [4 g: k1 B/ ?+ {0 B; x( e. W# k
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
3 I' |/ g) X$ |>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
( {, T, G' J4 k>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct$ l9 e! v% V" j' e3 d6 h
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
- w7 @8 R6 S( V6 h: E2 t>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a ( R5 F8 j8 E" \' Z; f0 z& u" d+ N
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
; s0 }2 w/ T1 v- d>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
/ R8 X' I/ h: r, w6 g6 W>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three# L2 {! ^$ k" g0 @/ _
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's - Z5 @8 q: ?$ E$ c: b
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the % \. v5 }: |' d
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand ( q1 r! N. p) `* c
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
& V# o" ~* |. u3 h/ uA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
6 q) E/ g$ l9 d( j! w2 \long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb+ Y2 @7 @. ]. D+ K% N
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
6 Z! o' ?, z6 n8 e: U  X" ]( C4 j9 Ythe newfie would l ...
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
8 H7 V! t. c# G1 R; o" i% s) K“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,$ d! ?- K% C0 f
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 # T! r4 f  r' f1 X4 `9 o8 R
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

$ A" J  V- o' e2 \$ l2 L; t0 S真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 ! p9 M- T% z  n7 x& y

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:+ b5 Z7 f9 m- ~' P) F
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
* W* U. C, U) \* B- ]好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

* y" o& a3 ^# q& v真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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2 J7 g8 O9 O/ J* |$ U真聪明,偶像啊

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( B! o- F1 b& \全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 1 v" W: i( {! ~9 e2 U2 A% U

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全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 - Q! m) m" |. {; w& a0 K

" C8 \/ l- b: g) z4 Y真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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0 f; \3 a# M9 D别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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6 ?  W( c9 _  V  x别把我往坏路上领啊。

2 [* N$ R" M' \5 }% L你已经在路上了
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
# G8 m$ ?8 \  n# q6 R2 ^加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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' ?( {% L( a0 s; b3 D/ P, ?真博学,偶像啊。

" a8 b6 F$ P4 u6 I# Z) V大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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* J4 y" T# y% d3 |7 n$ n$ J大学教授哦,能不剥削?

9 X: P& I0 c: d. {她是大学教瘦?
" h" g2 X" j9 w2 D. @$ U大学教胖还差不多
8 m# ?+ Z  q% T! |4 e- w, s她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 - c9 U* K1 _! }% B
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

7 F  @  p& e! m* O5 E说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
) D$ O$ v) p; e" ~- o紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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0 Z: `1 L$ n! ]5 Q; s+ }哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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