Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
! f( ]% q7 N+ {" K' Y4 W9 k( bthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
8 H* K0 [  R" C  L he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
0 A6 g& k% H/ O' }+ R4 E; j' P lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
& s8 J4 R* ^" N$ G, `7 cask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
+ P! l* ?3 h% ~' I- p/ B+ S1 jyou pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
' k9 a& h6 @2 n9 Y5 \' ?( C  A- E will pay you $500.

8 u" f& d, D8 w+ M This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
- `6 Z, F. d/ h  \4 P5 B6 e8 Gthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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* F# n+ Y7 i, u% N# q& k* V& CThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

4 Z" J2 M& U9 ^Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
0 Z( g9 m, \/ t% lthree legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
- q" o- b" P+ S' _, E& y+ freferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
( _. R) G) I- J5 @6 iof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
' |$ H4 Q( Y7 `6 `* Zhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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$ y" ^: l& m  BThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
* h; M! b  f- {+ gwakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
/ H) C% `( p4 ^. s8 p2 \0 \) Jcomes down with four?'
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  R8 V' I5 K% i, _- SThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
/ D9 e( `: Y; D" w; u1 l>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
# m# O0 n  g8 i: _, o- j>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
! `# `7 Z3 e  S1 r0 \>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
4 Q( i6 P% [9 F, }3 |>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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; M: v$ I5 ]4 @0 t1 B>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
* m0 Z% ^3 L1 Q6 p+ K4 y>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
8 q! ]' O- G0 h( jA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
; }! E% Y) z! E( K  T/ q$ v6 [that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表



9 O5 \/ f# V6 R好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
9 v/ O) W* _* y& Y* V* G* U7 s“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

' D2 G  ^- \. S真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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' a' E. _5 o, y1 A1 i  [" o真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


. l2 {" I3 p' Q* a/ x. |( j) A全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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8 F" B9 S3 Q- y  G别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表


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  Z/ n1 M  q! O& M/ r5 j别把我往坏路上领啊。

( k- Q/ P% h- `你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

( k  V0 P" e  b多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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: n, |. U: p  d1 V( Y真博学，偶像啊。

& C0 L9 n9 I+ |5 U" Q大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

+ s' z" M% q6 u( E6 T- B她是大学教瘦？
( o& V, }5 o( e5 N1 b" }% R( L8 Y大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
2 T, B$ O# e0 U7 d6 P紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

9 Z2 A  d+ {; d说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
9 R1 C8 g) z' D% G, `. N+ H" l/ O紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢