Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
9 h+ H! J. g5 m* d: Mlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
+ x$ q( e; I4 E% P, Tthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
  ?. p" @8 y6 d! N) ^the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

5 Z1 G4 b7 W0 ~) B5 Q: K; `* i# g You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
( K1 E$ J( Z* T& K+ l will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
% Z$ R3 I* {1 B' l) v+ uthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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9 n) j) D! f& i% @6 ]# bThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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' ?: |$ H: B( _) g2 y6 K2 l8 L3 }He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

/ h# O6 X" W+ x! z0 a  D, oThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
7 K* V) n" V3 K( vreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
/ \" U2 j: @3 X. F6 K9 Thands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
* D9 Z' J, x1 @  [: r( k7 Wback to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!
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stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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& f1 U7 A# K7 m7 j( x>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
6 }& X) y% t  r( ?6 R. I! ]>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
+ r' W# \3 X) U>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
' K( y3 G4 X# Q. _>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
! S: w* C& q' b- Y4 _  ?: b>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

) B! r- ?( O, M>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
6 w! [- T  p# ~' t/ t>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
. S( F% N, D( d>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
* R; [* c9 x' I( f: ^' EA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
- \+ z% P1 R* w# mlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
& M1 F2 O- T. p4 B: kthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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/ a5 _7 m8 s" Q. H: N7 L, d好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

1 f7 K* \1 b- ^0 q- q4 ]; N真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
% A, Z; ?) @# n! r2 R6 l( f好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

9 c. i6 W, B* T  E5 V别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表


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8 o9 B% V6 \9 I5 Y别把我往坏路上领啊。

! a- }0 ^/ w, t7 }1 H你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
  V7 _4 n2 G- e, H' I- {/ e加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

; \, d7 e! a0 b1 j+ ?% z大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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$ R$ `' R* l- \5 i3 X大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
5 \7 k' [, O) B6 K她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
& s6 u. p) |. i' S+ C紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

! _; x$ c' z4 M说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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2 R1 X. ~5 h5 u- {# J哈哈，你们在这开小会呢