Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
1 v- s% R7 J. ~2 Rthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
3 O$ g2 }% x2 s4 V The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
6 b. M5 t6 Q+ p7 k he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
: B$ _1 g2 O) a; i# H# B2 b' y& N" iask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

. c3 u) t) f8 j5 M  e3 X( d! } You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
4 X1 p7 I# _9 b) O  }/ i0 U8 B; r$ @! fthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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2 Q: t$ f! {2 w' g5 E* R$ gThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

& ]4 e: l! L% [0 v7 l0 ]+ T. N* OThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
7 U- ~9 u7 Z0 @$ p/ s1 Dpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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" m8 f# l% g! {& T3 zNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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4 h5 y+ s' r8 |1 N8 y6 hThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
& J3 d& @/ {2 {9 Areferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
$ Y) s; c( S3 a1 yof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
( W3 r3 R7 w: R7 o) k9 Y7 kback to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
+ J3 L9 ?" c4 j( D/ g2 G& X7 @wakes the newfie up and asks,

2 C# S& g% y6 R'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
1 v1 e* `0 z" a7 sand goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!

# R% [$ Q8 Z* B+ [Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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( p6 l4 F0 [* B0 w  J0 Y! i  M>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
, X" d1 v- W# F4 t0 o" B8 @>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
7 s% l( K$ J1 O5 `, w>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
" Z' U" A3 v) l9 T- I* p0 t" q7 W! e>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
& F6 g/ H" N' j8 Y- y6 S2 h>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
/ o& u$ T: w# Z6 ?; R+ B4 y) B& K>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

+ _: L. s  F$ X! G$ x1 U2 U>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
& G; i: g" ~* v) }  X>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
) n1 q8 U) ~0 _& Bthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
$ \. B- z. k; K/ X/ ^* @3 d“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
) B! b" e( t1 ?3 @- m. N好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
# s4 M$ R2 @! P& L/ M加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

# _% l* [$ A% ?' U真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
! ~) m" k; a& k) B! d& ^0 T“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

3 |% {2 o1 s: i6 b4 j真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

" A& w" p+ a! ]真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

( b- g, |5 @$ {真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

& F7 Q0 }# \5 ~# Y& X- o! N真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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  H7 W  R, D  O/ i/ K8 }
6 j* z* ^+ o* p8 Q; d3 o3 `别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

1 [% _( z- Y" a$ x& u* M' v( g你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
0 h0 L9 t5 G. {4 w7 x加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

2 r0 z5 W$ Q" Q: p' {! l多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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+ ?! ?+ s) A( T# s2 Y大学教授哦，能不剥削？

6 @& R) \7 O: `1 b- \/ C她是大学教瘦？
' ^9 R) B2 U% K2 @* N" R, Y9 L大学教胖还差不多
; a( \% T. H0 m; L她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
  j4 P0 l# y# q" Q: ?5 ]紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢