Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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" ~8 d' a$ ?' q: X The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
) k4 k9 f/ M4 U# q8 y9 _+ |6 y he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
( t5 v# S: g. Z( r% f lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
0 ?0 F3 V; I4 E, _. ]/ D/ lyou pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
9 m8 B% Z' b9 A: V1 E4 u- T7 `$ u will pay you $500.

3 E6 q; p! k9 X: V9 _ This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
. x* x$ b- L4 n1 Othe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
. I# r  q+ \3 X+ S7 p- S9 elawyer.
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0 X- K+ `- a: j6 _2 x5 E9 r0 HNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
  u4 P% [, e' K+ ?1 _4 Lthree legs, and comes down with four?'

- \' p5 ~! U4 f3 lThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
9 l- Z* V6 j' M  Wreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
, o* _$ G) u& m/ ?8 X) tof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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  V" o4 z, h0 c! B, QThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

4 V" ~; [' {& N7 k8 ]6 M# aThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
  \5 d) B$ T3 [* [and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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( W0 Q' L2 i- v+ LLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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7 K' |, r: ~# t, E; ]  J! l>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
0 b; f, {" K* K! v2 Y4 w>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
2 X8 Y6 ^9 w0 b/ S+ M% n. z; D>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
: ?5 q8 I# I( M$ |; v* ^>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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5 ~6 R+ G0 H8 |" h/ n# H2 A>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
9 d: g. y% q* v' c1 W0 [& Q& S, v) U>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
2 K* z" R2 l  O! N$ y# L>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
4 `9 o9 x! i/ Z>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜

Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
. a5 ~6 Z1 p& \, r, c3 n. hA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
6 k* a9 F; c' o( C" Jthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
3 b# u0 k% ~  N6 P8 A7 F0 D, u1 ?% `0 _the newfie would l ...

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  }' h! X8 C- u: Z( D好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
5 G9 l% ^; z1 {8 @1 u' t1 \0 r好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
- `2 t8 d+ U) h# h0 F6 D' {  _“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

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; ~. U: `+ [1 O% j全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

4 C) ~% m% R; x4 [) E" u; ?真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

2 ]0 F( P" J2 v4 t3 q1 U真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

' `7 Q; X: L1 e; d4 n' b3 `+ S多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

! J' J( n4 K  u+ D2 m1 |0 I, H; }( z2 h大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
8 ]! m; D! Q+ w9 j3 y) U- W4 Y大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

- i+ s% J! ~1 g& H说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
  f% x" p; S% M+ n+ L) q紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

7 ~$ a* O& m) L: z8 _0 Y哈哈，你们在这开小会呢