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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
; g8 U5 Y% ~$ o4 c/ E7 {long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
; ^  W; r& z9 M) Qthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
( I6 X) p. x( s3 z" V. H  d+ lthe newfie would like to play a fun game. # }/ L+ h, W% n8 X4 T0 E
  
# L1 d- h% R1 K4 L0 c; a The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
+ ?6 v0 P  Y, w: d7 z he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The1 _; i: p7 h7 {8 N; D" R
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
/ I, |( I/ t& z: L$ Eask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
8 x- b' [) _9 Y) dyou pay me only $5. 0 M- B  n6 c7 k$ C
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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0 G8 A/ p  N8 g. b This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
0 H  n, b/ ?1 f+ K2 Kthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. . v# T' j( S; J* f8 Q# s

3 a. @8 [& V* N$ u* \. {' t3 bThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's7 W5 ?( [! C+ R! p2 Q9 A
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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  [) f8 r* o4 j. y" S8 o( _The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
4 n" j! a; L/ Y- S& l4 Lpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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/ Q8 R8 ]* N+ o) ]9 _3 A5 ^Now, it's the newfie's turn.! N4 L- K" t) x7 l0 c8 G+ D" e
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with3 ?8 G% U2 @  y2 j1 c
three legs, and comes down with four?' - M( y1 K( y. E7 O) ^* O
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
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the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour! z& s+ H4 j3 E
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
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2 z- P) F5 A% p8 k; s4 sThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
! ~/ q* O; e1 D) K: }: c: p6 f# ewakes the newfie up and asks, 1 w  `  L) u2 [' g$ W/ W
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!! S3 a. b3 q. |9 d
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two 2 Y, E- y% Q% b2 p! y/ D0 H$ h
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
# K( c$ M. p( J  j>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the . {) ^. n# q7 V& b
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
: g8 z" A3 w  {4 ^>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research ) j5 u5 ^, ~& e! C) V# ^
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a . |" I6 i; y  ?0 i; F- d. T
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more ' k! u# k8 R) Q7 i* K
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
0 L' ^& V- X: r. z  @2 J! ?>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three) K3 N: s, S" m! ]; Q3 I0 _
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's # E% ?9 P: ]2 e3 A" M
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
: D' W* _; `' @) S. N9 H>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
" }# w1 T8 K) i% L' \. U3 h>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
0 j5 U' v) w; T5 B* g4 vA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a9 V! n3 n4 g& \* w
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb/ c' e; `0 r: ]; b
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
& H" ]$ J: x% k/ ^+ uthe newfie would l ...

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6 v% m6 e' d+ P! q2 d: |! U: B. e好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
6 _2 Y1 n, E$ k3 Q“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
( w/ x7 s2 n: u) @: q  t0 ^% z好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
' M6 G& N" S2 [% p: `7 F  b加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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9 P- P9 r4 s$ Z: n- T+ F好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:/ s" Q0 j. i$ J8 b; a5 k  \
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
4 |, B0 ]7 v* i4 j" ^好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 1 h! o. d# [) Z! Z) P% E2 }5 F' R
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真聪明,偶像啊
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' n! N) J1 S( ~全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 7 T0 A& }3 Y. ]2 R) Q: Z

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" |" N8 `$ j+ G$ W7 Y% ]真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 $ M8 Q( q. ^+ ~+ D$ o% ?
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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& l5 K; r0 b* D9 W6 @5 s9 O% P/ L别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 ' O( m6 u& r" ^7 d# y! Q- u$ U5 `

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

* V! s0 ~6 d5 \1 b% L! G& ^你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
4 x! l$ f/ A" d  s- H+ s' v加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 8 v: I2 T7 D/ v$ U1 }3 `' w3 \
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真博学,偶像啊。
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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6 k9 v* z5 N. h' ^大学教授哦,能不剥削?

+ Y* n9 I4 i/ d6 V( I她是大学教瘦?
  Q) Q" p; J& g: s- d1 X% z大学教胖还差不多 + E  t# `2 ~9 f# T* V9 g
她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
) U- ?4 X) e# |: D& }7 L紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

5 f/ {  O0 c  r6 e# F& W9 Z1 F8 Y4 M说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 * R6 g9 `( X/ {7 Y3 N9 f6 J
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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' I3 C( h+ X7 D7 n9 u( v0 i哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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