Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
' U' [3 [. U" f  W" u, qthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
( H' Y  o0 `4 L9 h  S6 b+ ythe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
9 A, q  Y2 i! ^, g/ w The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
5 U. d2 j) `  G he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
3 u3 C5 c; G! d3 L: C$ z8 qask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

  i% s" ~  w$ u  n This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
' G" ?: E5 r- }# Xthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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6 }) |0 D1 {0 M4 u, _The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
, N# u) l0 {- D* K# S) t( ?' [the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

% D( G% o; }1 Q. ?( y3 e; K" rThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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7 G6 Y# s& R7 D* A+ g9 O) _- B1 eHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
$ E  G& N$ v0 |8 [- Xthree legs, and comes down with four?'

) T7 o8 T* J- [# ?: {! uThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
/ a3 @0 T  |* p+ I7 p/ ~% Y; Ureferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
9 D' r7 X2 ~$ g: t) `* ohands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
& P/ }! t& B7 T* uwakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
: V" T, B+ |! t9 bcomes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
3 F& A0 u" }- ~5 V" j2 dand goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!
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' C; Q8 `& W. d7 F. }Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
! N5 Q, y5 D' D% T+ s- x9 r>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
6 m: ?$ a; o! E* M>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
' G6 W" v5 ~* u# R% }8 `4 W, ~>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

5 m5 H; r1 Z& K# v" E, @9 l; r>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
9 r- I) t/ O) n; U( i9 N>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

* ~9 c) E: m5 z7 R7 M3 S" C>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
1 E3 I9 B  P" a>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
9 \( R- h/ V' S3 b- Y>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜

Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
0 k7 E+ q/ _0 d5 X* Zlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
" t5 i2 M4 `6 b: ^  T“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
+ r; R( ^+ D* z8 {3 h' Q" _好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
; [- d, j6 p3 H) t5 {- N加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

& E9 e; t: q) _. H% ^  r0 X7 ^6 N真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
$ q( w5 l0 L7 x9 A' ]# \( z" v# G“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
  A$ ^. \3 o2 z好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

$ H! H) G2 T5 X6 J& j全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


6 w. n: g( `6 D全盘接受一下。

+ R! y. \+ x4 ~* U# e, \真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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$ D; q! \& m2 X+ J别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表


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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
& v  Y3 k) I2 e, {. N  g加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

$ ?, Z; ?7 x0 }多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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/ Z5 W9 x: Z- G/ R9 l6 m真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

7 F6 m; E/ k0 K4 p! r她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
( S) |9 ^( _4 E( C( ]她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
3 F  M  y  k3 e; J紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

1 }% g9 u, C3 L% [哈哈，你们在这开小会呢