Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
9 T9 s- g4 P4 C/ Nthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
; S, \% K% {- p# g0 f: l The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
$ y" i- C! R) C9 D1 g; H lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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1 f4 d1 X6 k6 y$ O, j" ?/ l This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

% t" V* M& a7 y& I' V9 c& O6 S( [The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
. M" z% a, J, }& Z* E9 Tthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
2 ^; ]7 }+ i+ w: k& _! Npocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.

9 @/ F/ f0 U. M4 SHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

+ |* I5 U2 k: J) HThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
0 t# O" S+ F6 h+ e$ j% `& r7 [8 V# Dthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
) y5 Q% w3 ^: cback to sleep.

5 [' R" y0 |  jThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
# }7 W. [: F8 Y, E) {  u. Pwakes the newfie up and asks,

, {- Z8 k  w; z3 K'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
. W* a7 Z$ j- h# P3 F* Zand goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!

5 {  o( ]% d. M" h# ?0 R4 dLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

: u7 p" f% z; x! m) F>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
7 Q) H9 Q) |$ |, P/ G>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
: x2 `( V' I( a>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
1 m9 J. M+ A9 I# G0 \; a+ w>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
* t+ P# H  l2 T& V* b>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
/ k, B1 M6 r+ I7 a2 l" Y% [8 z>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

8 n8 |+ O4 \, q: ?>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜

Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
1 c. S+ E# D, X, d+ ZA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
. e0 w/ G9 ~. g% ^7 Wthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
; j, E5 O; V  n$ \- Z1 a好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表



2 n! g. f$ i  D9 j+ v好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
6 \! B! @7 ^; e6 ~0 G% W. ~“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
) r% p( ~, S% Q好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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# i* i  C1 d9 ^+ N( {) E+ \+ j# O别把我往坏路上领啊。

) q1 B) \0 h4 a  K3 h3 f你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
/ z. l: G; M# p  `6 }' |  x加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

5 D! Z8 g1 k$ z6 Q5 U多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
' [* y2 Q  w. @" |- \1 ^6 l8 ~& Q紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

; V& r' z, u4 \' k7 t哈哈，你们在这开小会呢