Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
1 }: W% @5 I4 u" blong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
1 V( Y0 `- R: uthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
5 @8 {. W5 m( n& K2 Rthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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6 f) t) o9 O7 m+ Q  a The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
6 o3 h' ^2 q# [9 P/ E he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
9 a6 t8 c; M: }& C lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
' x' [, F7 ^) b3 ~  jthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

( \: r2 g: H3 E2 l8 y% k% F  q, tThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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4 @: r1 s$ G% E. q5 uNow, it's the newfie's turn.

% ^- \' U6 C8 g- k: xHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
- N) R/ R9 {7 T/ O" V, nthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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+ D- V3 Z5 O6 m8 C% fThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
( g3 [, n& ]% h. v. shands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

) u1 b' t2 K7 ^6 DThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
  _+ |) k. k+ v3 i. ?. q/ nwakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
$ N7 }/ V+ b- g! J5 e) c>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
) _! G. h+ D3 y7 @0 D2 p6 T, i>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
7 e  q0 Z$ o' v1 u* ~0 T! E0 e# T>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

" ]0 x: r( K5 z2 j2 m& t3 i>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
& L, i8 W0 x( f. k8 \: X>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
" P/ o% _% n% J- j>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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. K. c- @% _3 @5 _  F; m>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
& m! F+ M6 X) c6 Q) Y3 e0 `) Q>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
! t. e( X4 \7 f0 m" s8 s>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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; H6 |' m- t! _好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

% C4 h9 n( ~  b真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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* r8 A& v6 n& ]( X好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

. S7 O1 K0 w* x) v8 w: o) X0 c+ j9 O真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

- f9 Z3 q1 r0 x7 W: e' j4 t真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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4 Y9 `* R4 v" v4 V  _; {" r全盘接受一下。

6 _) ~6 [3 ^& z真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

, N/ `0 s, S% G" p8 E! t  A真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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* }; b# j' \0 S3 w, B别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
8 n3 \4 L# I! f加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

  z3 v2 ]* \5 r' [4 {; j大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
$ J- C) A6 x% P: g- J7 \$ X2 v3 {& Z大学教胖还差不多
0 v9 y" B% D8 C& T7 W她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
0 e7 L' x- Z6 p7 ^- o) U  ^! j紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

; O" O. X3 _2 h6 Y: E: @  J说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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3 p9 u7 {8 i# Q7 z' X! \哈哈，你们在这开小会呢