Newfie Joke

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-10-31 10:58

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a) E( r# T- C  V1 ^" ?. [' S2 W
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb8 Q4 s- H! u7 r7 O# {7 O- i# `* ]
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
$ ?5 Y% z" @' F5 ?& Q8 Bthe newfie would like to play a fun game. 6 }; C3 I. Q2 z9 j/ o6 {

  r. B+ a* v8 i# b The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so, }9 d0 \9 t! x5 T
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
& @* M' \2 S/ q lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
! P4 h; k$ x% \& _" a8 _ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,* A5 [0 o/ }7 O! {( W! Q' E+ F: F
you pay me only $5.
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0 ]$ k: N+ N/ d6 B You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
/ e1 S, X) H9 }$ W' y  \8 v will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep6 `; k9 j  y1 k' L6 I8 G( u5 [$ y
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. - v$ t7 t% S) A: n1 }: `5 g
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
8 W' ~3 o* c! ^the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his9 _  l' l! G* K& Y
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.- q0 N+ z" K6 c$ V' g0 u! E+ C0 ~

# q8 {! ?9 C7 I8 j) `; zHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
! |8 V, u1 q0 bthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all% o8 q2 k: d* b! Q. }4 B
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all5 M& f4 Z5 b5 T: A( L
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
3 j* P# V5 T) F: |; y' F/ Dof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
4 m+ |1 Y; p9 f4 W4 ghands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right' q# P& F- x. T* p, o
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
4 m/ z* o  }/ k7 o6 R9 fwakes the newfie up and asks, / P* h2 Z' I% W3 E
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and) f% w' q1 }; e7 w' m  W9 u
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5& [% ^1 r/ c/ [: |6 s5 Y
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao · 发表于 2008-10-31 13:41

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou · 发表于 2008-10-31 20:17

so nice

瓦窑 · 发表于 2008-11-2 08:50

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜 · 发表于 2008-11-13 16:33

Great

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-17 21:36

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:33

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:38

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 5 x+ T+ {) `" v5 Y6 D1 a# j- W
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
9 C/ E) V* w6 ?; o. }long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
2 s, }6 s( S p' N/ bthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
; U* Q- i' ~! k1 O/ G0 E& D/ m; Ythe newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
. c2 N2 a4 B9 {+ K3 X加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 6 z. _; b; |' y* o) V3 j
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
6 K7 d4 A5 m. E2 i: P! p: j% q“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
* ~8 z* B+ q$ H& Z* z% B9 p1 \4 ]好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 12:33

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 ) O$ T% k1 V& Y1 h! \5 j8 @2 k

9 I, ]' T4 {% [5 e7 V真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 13:38

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:17

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 # s( K% k* `; U) l" x8 B' S

: @$ N8 U! h% W4 S/ \) v真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:25

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
6 Q$ \& Y5 h! y8 d6 d4 k加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:57

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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( M9 a" g- d! y8 @/ X$ v! I真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 11:21

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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2 Y; q3 g4 t" X大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多

她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是

）

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-21 12:41

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 13:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 & I4 X V+ ]* h; u: T! v
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听

，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 0 ~5 E! f+ y* U' S; c! F$ v
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢

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