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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a5 S  ^3 P6 ~/ T* x% p  ?
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
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the newfie would like to play a fun game. ( q) E6 h" y1 N) k8 e3 {' `
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
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lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I, F% `5 C$ F, ]: F& P  R
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
: Y: ^" p3 [  Tyou pay me only $5. 9 j6 t2 @+ a. v( L- l0 I9 Y1 f
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I+ M% D# E( [/ T' k9 [
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep7 ~  B. c. [. ^2 ?: m
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. & l$ t" a# X7 s6 P" e3 G7 }
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's# c+ m) [/ q: f: W. C
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' ! T3 X6 m* ^5 Y$ @

7 h, j' u) W# b0 RThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
4 k* G5 s6 {9 S( w% ?6 b+ q6 Spocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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) v4 w; V4 X. X+ S3 f6 b5 w5 |* vNow, it's the newfie's turn., \7 `. ^$ s. q, ]; |: T0 }

% Y3 R: m: ~; h# U6 wHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
2 o$ O2 E: m2 D7 dthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
( z9 N9 e# E) \) Q$ P. e1 N. qreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
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of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and% y4 X) t* K0 g6 B
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right6 m: P2 t* k) X# ]
back to sleep. ! }6 `; R! |9 z# y- O  _: m

) ?; V0 L- F! M, ^2 eThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He0 m1 d' h% V$ f8 j0 W# A
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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& H+ V/ M+ L9 k1 n% ]'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
# l1 J1 M& i6 }comes down with four?'
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) s$ ]6 J. Y+ |0 rThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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8 ~0 m- r8 N% v; w2 yLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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; G* k4 w& B/ t>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
* D5 A! h: \5 p( V  u* O. T2 j0 `2 ]* \5 g! [>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason ' d' R+ s! m1 C0 i) f+ ?1 I
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the + r6 l& [$ a) Z
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
: t; w5 X/ L: a/ a0 Y>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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/ j2 m6 i5 p& b>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research 4 G! |; L9 S! f0 U+ C1 R
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
, R1 s& U+ U; d  B  Y; y, V>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
, u# h9 I. z% S0 |( Y>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
; m+ U/ s9 t% Y( }$ Q>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three; |$ U9 V" y8 q, k8 `

5 l# g' Y! k/ w0 f>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's ; f7 R# ~5 z1 [- {3 x6 {
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the 4 h" W" e0 K" Z) ~: z/ f
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
- Y2 h+ U. }1 oA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a( a0 N1 Y6 }/ i! z; P4 q- ]
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
( m- I* y7 E& w& [* H* ~" p  Mthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
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  I# P- C0 u6 r' M7 C! U好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
% Y" A; v8 [: b9 O; B“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
; w- i" e2 B0 [7 {好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 5 C/ J  o* b' y6 v
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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4 Q* N6 b+ F+ Y( ?好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
, d  U- n! F* O9 G“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
' v! _! b& `' U好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

% a* }; t" O2 l" u  W$ P: D真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明,偶像啊

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/ u7 N7 Z) v+ k$ D# i全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表   w/ I; C8 @- k3 c) F9 o4 X* ?
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全盘接受一下。

0 V, Y# U8 a* |& Q5 I* Y% J+ l真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 & V+ `% J* o* E9 R

$ p) R2 r4 R1 V2 p真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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8 N8 |3 _$ f3 ~. }1 S别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 / b+ J' z4 D# R
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

$ h0 L7 F( k! H& D多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学,偶像啊。

  n8 c$ f  o: J" w' {大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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3 m7 Z% `8 O: u+ ^大学教授哦,能不剥削?

; z7 B% [# a$ `她是大学教瘦?; M, g5 i# y. V% x0 \
大学教胖还差不多
8 j% x& S9 l* U! ~她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 7 r9 ?7 ?6 ]) ]6 B; y5 C
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

) _6 k: E* k; ]: M* x. n说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表   H  T! S2 c& ^4 a
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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