Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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- R5 M: h: j; V! d4 U* P. XThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
: R# D8 N$ U' n5 \% |# W/ D( Zthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
+ v: n5 P" a5 o, ~& Tpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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: C6 i; b+ v% q, b' I; S0 x1 XNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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! p# T8 c) P0 x  h1 B& J  q+ KHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
1 T, L- P6 w% v' O& X2 M# Mthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
" R$ ^; q: n3 ?: {4 H5 Hreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
! r/ i; j' |" e' w# |the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
  a: @( F2 C. Y! Cof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
0 ^% `$ m" z3 `2 P, Khands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
: V5 X; O6 T4 `3 Sback to sleep.

* V& [) |3 O" mThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

- T" q: O% S% w4 E( p'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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) W! B; |2 y# W0 j# |4 BThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
" @; B, r8 p5 l& a5 O3 \5 S7 N. G>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
% l* \8 P4 X7 G1 f+ [. F7 C>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
$ |; k% e7 U& e3 v>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
; m; S9 Q7 X6 R6 u7 [>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
1 d$ A' H% K7 E& Q( C>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
: f' C8 N$ p+ o0 k$ \* w* A# e+ ^>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
6 v. N  P' [  [1 _A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
. f. F0 f# \4 T& ~. ^. j: z/ i' mlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
& J( z3 f, U: \) b. Ythe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
- J5 h" N+ c" `# x3 o“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

) O1 H2 @2 }# D真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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2 i! @9 J  E7 Q0 J好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
9 D) |3 _' n$ N“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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3 [+ M* l8 J7 ]* _7 u5 n7 f真聪明，偶像啊

( D# {# V2 e$ i7 y全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

$ K4 h! Y5 o6 r7 k9 K真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

5 W- ~+ ?2 ]- V* V$ w0 G真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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: ~5 P0 s' X+ H3 I9 l, `别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

. u) O3 [- R1 \8 O你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

/ G! h% C. a; S$ C( f多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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1 a+ M1 @; k( V% y& V/ h, ]$ Z) g真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

# Y! j7 B0 F& M# I她是大学教瘦？
9 r* V, P0 T6 H大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
' M6 T3 @" B+ z2 X: e) c( Q3 Q& Y紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢