Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
# J% [$ J/ G( r( ~long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
* ]# j# E, Z! m5 B; g8 ~( M% R* uthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
, n% z" A& S3 G. O% Q  P$ f he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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- W1 w6 X8 k$ Y: D! p2 ?$ bThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
; I) F4 m1 X2 Z! Jthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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; d, y( ~/ }3 W, Y" M0 _The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
( E0 A" r& w- F8 U2 g) Dpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
) Q8 J- b% r1 }" y, z( _3 x# k. `8 hlawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.

: n6 e6 y# p3 j1 M  i( MHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
# r, C. \+ L+ u' K, kthree legs, and comes down with four?'

) y3 ?. d2 r, J( B/ ~The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
- {+ E# _+ F2 hthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
2 ~5 g$ ~5 z( N. b6 yof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
. C' |0 X% }! I+ ]. V! Vhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
. O" Y! Q) J( {  B0 swakes the newfie up and asks,

+ E, n; ^# ~. Z6 E'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
1 {( H# T$ ?' F) `; f: D8 Qcomes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

! i& X# T+ I( p+ e>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
" T; M4 c8 X& d* T+ R3 ^>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
- W* q$ h, K$ Z+ U* h: x>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
+ p! _; y# E. ~/ w; |>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
9 S7 R/ m" c4 v>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
0 Z( p& I% y7 {' `2 f+ p>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
% |0 Z- [7 S' a1 a( W% ]/ J>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
& p7 ^* `$ N% T  g3 r% g* TA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
% c! _& ]+ O( \3 K- Athat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
6 P) s/ z# p$ I+ Y0 _* Fthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
0 t5 u+ ^! u$ q6 J* f. W好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
- ^% k1 @2 W4 E& [# n加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

5 e; i6 n4 n1 L3 k9 f+ \真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
& {$ \, k8 \2 \/ D/ {“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

2 l4 X. e! O% ^8 ]' \( P. `8 q真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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2 ^& k4 ?& ?: l* o别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
4 w. l# F: D( N1 y0 i1 t1 M7 c加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

& P3 a3 {+ X# Y9 Y9 |多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

& o! z/ n+ a4 t& J大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

2 c  A+ ]( r$ a- b: a- G大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
% m' {4 }2 u; E2 v" |  r紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

, e" K, p7 m  `7 r说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢