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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a& H) J3 I( A; }; D0 a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
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8 b' q4 }) f# J/ `) @2 Vthe newfie would like to play a fun game. " y# d: A2 R* N. ]3 t# ~$ M
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
4 \3 J- D9 X9 M9 G5 b' m  L he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
' R( t# F7 ?% }- d* s lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
6 d) R% e) [& Mask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,% P, r0 L/ ?4 o& ]. N) K/ h
you pay me only $5. 7 @$ P" M5 X/ S
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep: D4 m! f5 _3 P; E$ {# y
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. ) w' M  I/ ^3 D
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the& V9 R7 u4 `1 o
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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8 O, v5 A4 g; J" L7 {He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with& |  \% Q$ z. k7 n! I% D$ O
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all# Z3 n" }$ K6 S' p
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
! F2 q& O  b3 T( l6 x' ithe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
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hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right) A- I* G2 Q$ B9 Y% M7 T
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He8 `! G7 X( O& @; ?7 d5 K
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5$ _  c2 E% D' g& ]/ C
and goes back to sleep.
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!6 \* @+ ?* G5 I4 c: I6 P2 R* Q! J
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

老杨团队 追求完美
>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
1 Q6 i, P* Z; l* Z7 K>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason - C) u% {7 g0 f8 J% z
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
* `: \) m9 k' I/ g6 F>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
$ |  `7 _, G. a) _>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
: m' V: `1 [4 q9 P9 s>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
1 v. L& B* v0 G- Y3 i>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
+ I/ v5 v' e2 H7 M. ~  i>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
" k& t5 o4 T' I+ k4 u, A% B>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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4 p, p) S( P3 M$ l, M>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's * [3 d0 s' F  m6 h$ {
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the / N$ [  J- }( k5 n" Z
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand $ S1 T$ ]5 z+ {# b4 j
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 / U+ y% A1 N; E: j1 R9 \( I) n" ?
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a; X* ^* E: b% G
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
+ c- F) G, Y8 [1 H6 Bthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
/ w) M; ?5 B# j5 pthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:, u' m5 r8 E  e1 _$ A
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
% i- X, ]: C( A+ E/ q好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 - ], H3 K& K8 @7 t4 C

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:' I# ^6 a8 ^1 j+ W
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,5 k1 j9 E! Y! _8 t  c8 K  M" [: v
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

8 ]+ j! X+ _- `) ?0 L+ O  j9 Z4 ^真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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4 n3 |6 u% A+ a" p2 `" Y全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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$ C! I+ N' ^* h* |3 \  @6 @真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 9 G% E; f* L: {. P& d, O' J3 M

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; [3 k" N& ^0 x别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
7 c6 e$ G7 H0 \; a) H, M加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

6 z: Z5 K( ]" L0 l4 P( N( `多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 2 p9 q, I  h1 {

% y. f, k3 E/ S8 k大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?
9 s. {* J+ w% K  C! H' G( T大学教胖还差不多
+ A, o  X2 Y2 p' H  e: Y- m她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
' m# \- \  r- Q) _2 u0 }紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

1 w: ]; g9 @1 p. V6 R9 j5 i/ ^说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
$ [4 G# u9 J4 m4 |' n( V紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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