Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
1 W: n0 e3 r& j+ m& E$ Gthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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$ P3 p  L7 D" C$ J5 Q: m; a. v The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
% D7 Y- b6 p' y8 ~- ` lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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8 E8 T1 d& C4 p! y1 x& x9 R You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
3 _1 R1 B( O1 A4 t will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
5 N8 ]4 a/ T" kthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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9 F" L3 x" r8 {) h. G* g+ [+ |' ^3 @Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
. ]% j. f) ~; [  [3 a7 I$ [9 Bthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
5 T' Y! M( y5 B+ s- l" ~references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
9 I% m7 _/ u$ o$ Uof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
$ [, p3 y9 |1 _- O9 y% P4 u0 Ihands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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$ c% j1 ]2 e/ z* W. h) d$ |The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!
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$ k( B, p) \% ZLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
3 I' ], r" h7 N2 ^$ B; n* W2 A>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
: U5 X4 U9 i6 @>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

* \7 T3 v8 o5 A3 D2 @- J5 b/ Y>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
, a4 m, N- e& |- b9 R>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
4 u1 S* k# W: z" E8 j>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
. y" V5 g; s" t>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
& p" n6 T5 E6 {& N9 I: ~>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
' R/ n* F4 `# U7 nthe newfie would l ...

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1 `3 B0 X% {" T好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
$ C/ ]$ A$ _# I9 o; [  l好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
' W. }; |" y' D7 P6 F2 a5 s加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

; D7 {* h& b2 N" i; f; E真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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4 v1 ^* O3 d; |% y好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
7 y+ Z# Y$ q' Z  u* ~“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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. ^2 |( S4 r& n- N; U' v真聪明，偶像啊

) n) i# @+ O# R, d& x全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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" {  A) X* C- b. v全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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$ p( Y' T: S& b- ~真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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+ x: O) N9 z: z! h% i( x' {( j别把我往坏路上领啊。

6 Z* w1 d8 f; N) N! e. t你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
: F. W: ^$ r6 k2 `) h* i她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
0 [, o+ i1 [& [' d紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢