Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
& ^$ T6 V+ o2 g  m/ z9 g6 u# ^the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
$ j. U0 G" C. Q) L% z4 ^' y% g; U The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
/ Q& f  b6 e* s! @5 r3 Zask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
1 w2 B' f2 u, qyou pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
; j  V8 \6 t0 x6 \8 s% e1 c) \- sthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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- r9 F3 D# q$ EThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
  u0 U1 p3 k3 r: q- Fthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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% ~5 L' B: B' x3 X& IThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
6 T8 ?7 o+ M, o* \8 S0 yreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
: [' E+ o3 Y' R  c2 pof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
0 s: b# S; u& u/ r" W6 T7 Gwakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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. E9 A2 a. K: \, S, G* QThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

5 ?4 l: G: Q* m$ _2 `>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
3 X% _9 q; u8 O. O, f" c8 Q>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
/ s( o8 S7 _  _! q+ n* S>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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0 J5 s( t  I# d>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
% E$ A& C5 }6 }/ |2 k  I1 M6 R>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
+ V. t, m0 k* wlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
" Q% F* w& G/ q2 E% ~the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
$ Z! x( n# z; o  H“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
/ m4 t4 V/ I. R% @4 u好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
. N: G, c/ k; c% J# N) Q$ m加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表


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! A# |6 V: Z2 F6 K& ^# F好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
% j- O5 P7 ]$ p' w7 y' M3 n# z+ Y“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
4 m0 @* `  {# O% A好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

0 b* [+ m( Z$ V6 S# G" a: I3 F真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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9 `0 u1 Z& B( t# M0 _真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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4 ?* i" r' M8 A! r别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
' U/ `$ z! x+ @! D加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

5 A/ K5 G1 Q: F. _5 p4 u+ x2 r7 j' R多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

# C+ Z2 x) u6 w大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

7 F/ t" Z2 m9 p; E6 Y她是大学教瘦？
- h# y0 l; S1 q1 S  J大学教胖还差不多
7 c7 ~, T2 z# D+ r) O她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
8 N8 _8 X5 Z* T4 ?7 e" ]紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

$ C' P# o8 m+ k# O说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
* H/ G& D1 v) D* y; `* `9 t- j紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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) e. y8 M9 L* n) w7 f哈哈，你们在这开小会呢