Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
' ?3 m- G  r5 K9 ~8 j( Rlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
& m/ }3 g) E+ K# H; s4 {! L/ ~ The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
4 O5 `# b/ f7 a' U  p' Q he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
: p) e# |6 k! `: Q: ]4 ] lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
! e' K4 g( Q- J$ U9 Y  K, [ will pay you $500.

3 J$ g6 l, O: B This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
/ p3 X) V( l8 E+ S1 h. g1 {the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

' c' E# G& _6 F2 w# _8 EThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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3 E8 K) l% A8 o" MThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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5 s+ p% J- Z2 QNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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- N0 V6 o* t7 nHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
2 V7 n2 g0 |8 uthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
! [/ H3 d+ h9 p2 v) v" B! g1 bthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
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& B# a) N) ^  [2 T( aback to sleep.

2 W$ K, j8 p1 E( y+ {The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

1 @: z* N2 J% o( }'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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- x  n& [' n/ S( A5 h8 CThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
, T% A' s4 {9 Rand goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
& N( r, P$ y% U4 b3 _, c>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
9 t+ z3 \, S* c' Z) m7 u>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
* Z% z& b+ ~6 z( \! I>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
. A' F( t+ n; t3 \1 W- w0 s>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

3 p$ H) |7 S7 u: l, C' p>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
8 h1 y$ s" ]1 f) l: u>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
$ k3 f) E  Z! T/ ~! t>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
& A% S# Q2 m! _  W7 q) BA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
- a3 v8 [" W5 ~9 f' i, Mlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
; k" v' c* {0 Xthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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2 |# W  y4 L, c& P6 I5 C好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
1 B2 T) O: ]2 q' I& ^& X$ Y$ f好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
- y0 r- m& U& W$ q5 p  p“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

6 Z7 A' X- [' c0 `! q真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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/ a5 F; i9 d. X( W) V. g9 M# C$ [) d真聪明，偶像啊

9 g* E! O# V6 `& k' z. Z全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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& ?( r; a2 _: o: y# m6 u0 t全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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* d2 g: ^5 I* D' Q- h别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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+ d0 @  E0 X' V$ Y( X0 j9 ?别把我往坏路上领啊。

8 f, I* s! M, n8 {- X5 ^- }1 r你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
! Z. E6 ?- Z: o7 z加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
! L0 f0 Z* C  N. X( m大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
  X0 A& v# y5 @6 \( p紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

2 F0 u+ c. v0 w) h1 k$ I哈哈，你们在这开小会呢