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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a2 ?5 x: o& J$ b. I. O5 v1 f
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb: p& P" D7 z. E0 U/ [! J
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
8 e* e- I3 s# H" I! d he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
! t# i  N8 N# V- ]$ a lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
8 F; `: y. ~% O  Fask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
) c& R% z) C+ r4 o1 f  N; xyou pay me only $5.
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2 [! A2 q& }. \8 X" Z$ Y You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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' n2 t( R: }6 Y7 w0 ~ This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's1 B7 }) |1 f: u9 b/ `
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' + x) y/ M, ]9 V' b$ C* I" R

* Z+ \) k; k5 _9 EThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
+ d* N3 i  K6 [' Mpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the5 g/ v; }- `) y
lawyer. 4 M3 w8 }2 }) E! [4 w% n
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
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+ p; D" j  z7 s& AThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all3 X# u3 L$ L& r
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
! J' ^5 `+ ?/ F( gthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
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hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
( S- E5 Y. v( c9 tback to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
" _4 P* V2 w* t* p$ kwakes the newfie up and asks, 4 z3 R. |9 G: Q7 j3 {
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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# K. ]) M5 h) H4 `" O0 t) \The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $55 |2 b) e* {# }/ Y; X) p
and goes back to sleep.
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!$ t3 f5 I1 Z7 E, R: v

5 |& A) G" A  B& L  ^+ ]* Y3 P% MLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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6 V0 A3 }' k4 x: F, V* C9 M: }>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
5 A4 P4 Z" S# @" n% X3 _>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason : l5 E9 L- X  `' {  w
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the & p2 m$ _& u! q; b
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
) {8 P3 j! M  n* q0 I/ q>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
8 g0 O0 h) H) K" f8 n5 u>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a ! e$ d% z, \6 z* {/ T
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
/ t$ x( z4 m/ o: B>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, : Q6 u# x( _) p3 G* d0 z: a
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three0 N5 z4 R2 W  E+ o% H; A
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
3 S* B9 B6 A8 v1 J9 ^, C8 e2 v' W>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
: z5 i& ?* d8 y# d>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
) U0 {( Y4 H) `6 z>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 : ?0 U& A; Y1 c6 S
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
# {% C* W' f- @2 r; |% j& qthe newfie would l ...
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" s7 |% l, i; G; R& C好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:4 T9 o' M7 `' b  Z* d# O
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
/ ^1 o3 d3 _6 a8 A好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 & j; d% B4 x% r/ H: u5 i6 |
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 / F4 W/ p$ H' Q9 m

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:1 C! O" I* d$ G8 t9 B4 ?, X
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
% j6 m4 z. l6 c8 L好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

& v- r- Y9 X9 n真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明,偶像啊
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: o( e& x% b5 N3 m) r) C全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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+ r  r! E# I5 R" y别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

6 v& `6 M4 n. _你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 ; z4 h7 X! v1 C" l6 {
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 ( G# \! h7 Z1 z  N
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真博学,偶像啊。
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 ( J( h" X2 g* V  b! _: q/ v5 E) M
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?
2 T: _: {) @" s6 Z( \' W! K  h大学教胖还差不多
- ^  c+ w) k" [- j) U& u5 `她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 1 @5 K9 r: ^7 e" n( S# s9 R& l
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
3 Z5 [' O/ h1 N! q紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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