Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
3 _$ ]4 N5 P2 r- Q  a. N" z& dlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
0 \" M0 l! V# V+ m/ Ethe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

8 ^7 v5 F  c/ S% ~! ` You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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) g- N( W# o9 d) L! ? This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
. F+ `3 I: D1 @5 p1 i3 A6 r. ]1 dthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

6 ^5 D5 V: Q) V9 [/ P+ fThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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! ~& D2 w  f$ j% q2 k7 i% nThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

! P# q7 z$ E* G, c: _) xNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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4 c4 q6 F* M4 N" [2 ?He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
% n+ r& E' X5 Cthree legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
! V+ R' i0 A. @references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
% T; c1 j; L2 ]of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
& j/ s3 R. ~2 h" B: rhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
! E5 o) A/ V- Y- T4 q- f5 U0 i) Y8 [back to sleep.
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2 H& t$ v) O$ S% cThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
3 m( G6 X6 p; N0 i; U7 Y- J+ N" Nwakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
8 M. m. `: x/ o5 rcomes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
. ^+ X2 F7 \0 sand goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!
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# l( o- Y5 X9 }$ b) qLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
, v7 d. C: j  M& @+ S% u>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
+ Z* u; p9 u) o; _>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
1 ?1 e! N6 y2 \5 b( x>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

) g5 Q! N  T4 B$ }$ H9 e2 y( G6 M>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
* |, R8 T6 r- K! q# O>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
' [! C6 x- P$ Tlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
# n4 Z% @. F' p) {# k# cthe newfie would l ...

) `& `& g) X( I  w好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
  O- t! B% `6 ?3 Y$ ?好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

" L; D% k% C' O9 ]  c真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表


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* `" C: N7 M- h6 l* `) S' U& Z好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
' ~+ x& ?6 G+ C7 u$ ^: G$ k“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

4 s  @3 F- i* p6 p! P* M, z# E$ _真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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1 z6 Q3 k2 d  s2 w$ i真聪明，偶像啊

. u  m* d3 I- g3 z  o, q. j全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

8 M8 M: R7 ?& n% h真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表


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别把我往坏路上领啊。

7 y4 b7 M; G6 N/ l0 R7 e* a你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
- p4 ~3 z! y( z0 F6 R4 @/ C' y4 E加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

4 X" _; K/ b, N7 ]多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

1 p/ X& F0 E* o她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
9 n. H0 ]/ F' e$ z2 @, t她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

( ^8 d: ^9 s9 H/ g* E8 M! [! _说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
' R% h& A  l( p1 M6 W7 S紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢