Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
) g4 ^$ f, G" |that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
  H% R# }- x$ L5 R# @the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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! w8 A% [- Q1 k3 T The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
/ L: p2 u/ w, a! x7 w: H& r! n) ` he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
- X+ u3 o" }2 c2 c9 F# u  P lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
) N# X. J7 a9 p- b  tyou pay me only $5.

! G6 h& w) u* z4 g: U You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
3 d; Y4 K* }; z4 S% r will pay you $500.

( X& R9 v0 a9 y+ Q. q6 s: P9 W0 |0 G2 g This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
5 P: F+ r. }/ o( g+ X: athe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

: v2 b& f* K6 c7 {The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
; n, W' d0 Z- F, Hthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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' m) G' s+ E* @/ G% C9 {He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
/ m! B6 K5 _: l* d5 m7 e2 Q1 ^- Lreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
2 N; G! L0 z( [, cof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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. H* b& b4 E% z/ fThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
: |5 C  ?8 i7 yand goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!
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2 a8 {0 C# a# U' V( xLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
- _" Y% L0 j8 p' m" L8 V! N# c( c5 `>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
# h+ h$ l" O, D- S% p, T>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
. ]' d& P( z: o2 R2 g. Y>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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. {  m* r! Y5 z% j>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
. x4 Q* V2 d  X) `  i; H>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

3 ~, |3 U5 `6 d& @% i& L1 p( S% J>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
7 c. B& X' U, T6 C- j4 u; E$ E  u>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
1 @! |* W) q+ Glong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
6 x1 M9 i% Z0 |. ?that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
1 s+ f4 s, ~1 Wthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
1 N3 x! c! m0 G2 f  K“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
$ q' }5 k1 C/ _) s+ ]好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
, J8 }. f$ S. W- J加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

& L9 s0 H8 e; f: `& M/ j真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
' Q. C2 p7 S1 w6 [好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

! Q3 c: V5 B4 \; B* Z& p' q+ x  i真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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. t- c+ @' ~0 [. H; |$ r* d2 U3 {) F真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

0 d( i+ C* q6 X( t: a1 T9 _别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

! Z6 n  }" `  k/ t9 `' X你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
! ?, |# ?2 s/ @9 I) S" \* M加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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8 L, y; D0 A4 P大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
8 c% x2 Z% f2 D  V紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢