Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
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( b6 I! ~% A0 y. ]9 x1 Rthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
. T% O0 J7 r! H) E. g9 ] The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
( Y- \  j6 S, [  k0 e he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
3 A5 M0 e  _0 ~0 k6 L/ d lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
( X% d# l/ @+ H4 W$ vask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
9 H% `. s5 ]9 L3 @the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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2 U' t# b* @, F' W) LThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
1 d# s" |5 X7 }& G& [$ i; y% [& w7 @. [3 alawyer.

$ j/ h; p( P$ xNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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& m0 J+ ?/ g9 AHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
8 `( x6 g) b5 L0 Sback to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

) h2 z, b! C+ z; ?6 D: a% lThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
' W9 _; c' S) ]2 r- uand goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

; _" b  I' z9 g/ }>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
9 f( F3 c+ P  U( A>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
. E" V$ l' J2 h>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
4 A! N( k5 t. m9 z: k/ c6 @( w! f>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
' }; _4 f$ t3 a; t2 [. d# F; V>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
# U- K- r7 C/ ^" N>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜

Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
3 S# ]' r- S( W" g8 SA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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  ?4 w8 i2 q  M" q9 Q好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
% i! F$ G; Y+ J" ]$ p! G9 l“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
6 j+ J+ l. |9 I8 M8 e4 g* M加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

* [) N. z) x: n; l真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
! ^. _0 p1 ]# G0 k( l0 _6 T$ Y“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

5 H# \4 I$ {1 L) h2 l& Z# D( s真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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/ w$ y$ D$ C% t全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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2 w- }0 v3 j3 ?, ]% w  ^别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表


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你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
( Z: b$ ^; I: O2 @# n7 U  B/ r# r她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
, D( ]7 c9 P# Y+ h3 ^- B* n紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

6 y- O8 r# S7 v# l说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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