Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
3 a+ v' m/ |* I; T" ?1 d. O% Lthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
. A* [' h+ F+ y3 othe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
1 q# G+ ~4 D( f0 A The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
3 c' F; G' ?% \: U2 E3 F he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
0 M+ o  m7 T+ V3 n7 B lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
; j$ H1 j8 w( O# @& I$ ]6 H% a
; R  _. d3 H1 P( X5 _ You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
8 |9 f) @: T, S will pay you $500.
3 K" C9 I# C2 z/ \2 e- t
$ a! C9 H/ |0 Z+ t3 }- O This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
; n/ `7 a' V- e/ m( G/ O  B) Nthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
# g+ O, u) R( f+ ~& s/ Hthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
: O2 F. \" S7 J" Y9 |) f* v2 p
Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
5 u- ]* ~# R# r- f; t9 @5 Nthree legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
4 _+ n; L1 x/ c0 x4 Mreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
9 j2 S0 o. p, w' N* c( Kthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
1 l6 @1 S7 r, j- R1 W9 Z7 xhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
2 V; q8 a. ?% [4 ?7 c
The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

& I- R) B0 e* b6 d" ?'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
: m7 Y! Z0 f% h" S0 f: uand goes back to sleep.
9 i/ t; F8 i: D3 [, f

billzhao

So funny!

- W3 l7 [" ^+ D; U7 c! W: jLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

  \! V( E' Q& t; C9 i9 X>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
" t" q4 [0 s: x# ?% Y>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
- m3 C3 J( I( ~/ d  t>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
3 z3 b1 o' M; J3 _>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

8 A3 p: i* S, y* k$ R6 X1 ~6 u>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
; d7 E% H6 m+ Y>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
4 {$ d; u1 s1 G8 t: h- j>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

5 S- B1 `5 S! h% s>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
& o2 Y/ p6 R1 f% V- Q>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
  g; h+ ^% p0 |2 G& r7 W& q2 n>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

rstu491

金山毒霸下载免费金山毒霸wps办公软件杀毒软件金山毒霸下载~!！!~!!~

老花镜

Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
4 |6 h* z* G4 W$ w, TA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
7 e8 E) L' N: v4 p% d& Vthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
$ g! k* i5 K  Q0 w) ]# Gthe newfie would l ...

+ R) K8 E2 x. b
( ]+ ^7 `) h1 Z好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表


7 J; e. T$ q( F- e7 B) u0 U& I
好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

9 V+ M( z' Q+ @/ ?0 j
全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

4 w9 F) g! {- R" o) T$ r- T
全盘接受一下。

6 v; [9 }% H7 t真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

' x- j- J. x' O1 w- Q- u$ P真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

+ I* U( y) ~/ l9 H; o
1 R: T; W# P  z. O% S5 @
4 x- `3 t, a6 v; l% d别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
1 b8 T, @4 Z9 x" G& N  k
% u+ `. T, c1 y, G3 J
1 u8 t) f. C! [4 o0 p5 t
别把我往坏路上领啊。

* [2 L+ \0 N# v/ ~4 I! {- q你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
* d8 T. P5 G/ l5 x8 h0 c; a1 @; ~9 ~加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

4 s* C& g# I. z% X$ s! q4 ]多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
5 J* s% t8 ~* K5 V& @
真博学，偶像啊。

1 [7 U% j: B  ~大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
# A; Y7 [: X' _! H; L% J大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
' \% P& o: l! p% Y9 G紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

( G9 G( A+ ?+ D+ i8 f; n0 G8 [  R哈哈，你们在这开小会呢