Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
& ]( i4 h! J; c3 E The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
, p  w& }6 |" N5 o he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
4 @$ @5 w7 p" W" k8 W- C, L& ] lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
' }5 k7 T) ~- _+ Z, }+ s. e/ Eyou pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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+ C& o4 P: c' J0 Y4 o# h$ GThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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! Y5 ^5 [' k+ l- l* }The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

0 f, D1 {8 N; t/ {/ cNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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' F) B( i- b( ?5 [$ l6 B) {; OHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
5 s9 r+ n, k0 j( M! a9 Bthree legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
0 {/ t4 r! S) x! i" fthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
9 R7 P) q, Y* b  U. kback to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
  O1 Z6 c) _" {2 r+ z% j+ rwakes the newfie up and asks,

7 I) m. ~3 `, y3 K. e- D'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
. R: w0 }3 G! j2 Bcomes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
9 h# @! \6 Z. h4 k1 @>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
# Q% y2 r. u3 ?! i1 s% M>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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& Y7 A+ l3 q, w2 u  W>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
6 B6 B0 K, s" `+ Y>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
) c6 l. P1 h& a; G6 l# F- k6 a>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
& b/ u. O# d0 u. l>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
- l4 a3 o# ~, k  D/ |! O& Sthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
- {  a7 N9 \3 y+ f  Ithe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
% B  [7 N9 y4 L“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

+ y. X: q5 C1 M- ~& L" ~0 t真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
* Y' @% E: c' g) D. l# i9 T! m好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

) [  @6 I& `" `" I$ E真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

8 Y* j4 q* K" w真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

$ Y, M- B2 S8 C* M; t真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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2 F+ L& R5 z( @; d' C9 x1 S" }别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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' j# [4 Q3 R! r别把我往坏路上领啊。

) w- i+ {/ V5 a2 A6 D你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
3 g' G1 N! }1 r& {, H. d3 q* J+ Q7 t- r加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

" B: q6 i- o, O多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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& Q% `0 W4 R* G4 ?) X  i真博学，偶像啊。

  g: G6 ]3 C6 ~! J. {  d2 D4 _! U: j大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
2 J( ]3 p+ D; t( c; i/ {6 `大学教胖还差不多
0 k" k8 @" U1 S  X$ f* [她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
, F  y+ g/ k' L. k- R- z+ s+ m& E# @紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢