Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
' N( H; F9 M. j* r- K+ g0 }4 Y. zlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
0 ^1 s: o  l) T/ S# Rthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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' n& Z9 j% e2 Z% t+ p) s: V The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
7 U: e& p3 L7 n, |7 o  F1 A lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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; }2 ?, c7 U( ^6 D7 U+ X This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
8 h: C2 U! d' U0 p- ]the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
2 r2 a: t, q" w1 ]- D$ Vthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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& [9 o/ M8 _- y0 N7 u$ O/ _The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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9 ], p! ~# A* ]! pNow, it's the newfie's turn.

1 q  h& i* u4 B' [; Y( @+ D6 BHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
6 K% i4 j: q6 E4 p4 S: wreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
7 o" y- v3 ?$ l9 uof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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. [( |: S9 x* B9 {The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

) k' }/ @3 E0 x'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
" W2 {+ ]1 p' i' Ncomes down with four?'

; F( c- L. h* x0 i# v$ O7 ]1 vThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!
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5 b  C3 E$ A' ?& dLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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+ o1 ~* U$ e8 Q' h% z, k' ?5 n>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
  B3 b0 ]9 S7 w! Q  w9 p>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
7 c# _  U: V, @% K% p, E1 j' I>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
1 _: `( n, i7 f9 \* ]" J>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
" c* ~1 k- ?/ ?/ ]: P>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

/ `  V) _; V# ?( b2 ^0 S3 h>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
- @. O9 x! T( _! x- v& F>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
9 s$ D; }, G9 }) x>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
+ C( ^5 ?* i- E. L( \9 X>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
& t& v/ s  l. W- J; ^  [9 h>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
0 H4 I, o" [* h. aA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
; l: k* S" n( Athe newfie would l ...

# l# }* h7 B7 b" c9 C" ~好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
0 {/ ?7 j0 U0 W" t& }* k- K( |“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
' n, @* m+ X( c3 }加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表


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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
, e+ z+ A6 O: X* R$ N8 N+ z5 K1 l好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

5 X4 x. Q: B7 [3 {& S真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

5 m1 M  i% m" o& I: u真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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: Q5 ?/ b& M* {5 x0 C* }. z全盘接受一下。

/ O+ d# m5 w' n5 T, Q2 u; @真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

: S  _) Y8 d5 n! @0 v% }$ ~真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

2 v2 t0 V+ y9 F6 T大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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4 M7 q1 `/ A3 o# r0 ~大学教授哦，能不剥削？

! w! O( m* C" v8 D; C她是大学教瘦？
7 }. B/ ]+ E8 ]" O2 H1 W6 U大学教胖还差不多
9 X+ I7 y- f/ _, Q9 j% r' c她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

3 X* R$ A, m6 Z( \5 {说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
/ \, t9 E- C+ D5 @" B; |3 Y紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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