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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a9 E, v+ k3 i4 D9 G8 R
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb- W0 F2 ], P5 l  H
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if1 d" E, |6 q3 ^' d
the newfie would like to play a fun game. ; j" Z. Q! h; x: U
  
, v0 x8 e) Z2 Q7 B: o# }5 r The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so: ^/ v& b' {  D) r
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
$ y  d+ F; f+ N$ s3 B lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
# e* b8 E6 _% h* _+ l# [; \: @, {ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer," b  x: t" d+ ^: p8 d8 p6 B
you pay me only $5.
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; a4 @* M) X/ A3 ~* E) L* q You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I8 T6 u8 [( h* j  Q* Z4 n2 p
will pay you $500.
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+ L( X1 R  ~' y0 L This catches the newfie's attention and to keep" y" u& g9 l4 I- V5 p1 h
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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1 n6 U& c) v7 D$ |" m, eThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's, T/ J4 U$ T. b. y
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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. }: K9 m' i1 V% g- u3 G2 DThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his0 g( U9 y$ O9 f
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
% {3 r) q0 J: s% T3 {7 elawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.1 N1 j7 \( Q- i7 Y+ Z
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with6 S' u, k' `& _, k
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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8 t1 C  p, J" O3 T! S. ]The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all( p" u  p/ x' ^5 }# @! i6 M: ~
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
& B8 W( U5 {7 mthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour8 D5 l8 v! F+ [" d' X8 G
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
4 D% ^% S8 M( s, Whands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right" E# J- ?3 r( i$ [. n0 ~
back to sleep.
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0 S/ i( {. r0 G7 P1 n! \The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He! p  o2 ?9 a5 @4 ~" R
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and2 D( I3 ]# g  j/ H" L$ u' _$ ]
comes down with four?' 6 G( O8 v! V9 \3 v: I' m
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $59 b/ J" Q( L/ a: Z
and goes back to sleep.
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!' x0 e8 ^( Z' B3 b% U, P

" l( t4 O. x' @$ Y. V; mLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the! b1 O  f; a5 x; B5 r
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
5 N+ N5 a. e6 o+ J>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
$ g% [( F3 k3 f6 s8 Y, E  J+ s>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
$ M2 F' [7 f* N! X3 ?>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, 3 b8 |% N2 F+ @" V* z" l
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
- `) D+ @  K& e8 K: F>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a 9 o( L9 U- H; J3 Y! o) R) a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more 6 K% x  N! S& g/ q' u2 o9 j! g5 I
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, ; e/ n8 x0 h. J; v1 {
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three1 _* w  c' U1 H- }# x- [
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
" E2 }, u) I% M7 t5 E>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the % `2 ^6 Y* |' g
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand 1 S! p1 x, P, `
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 2 T* `* S& e0 C$ Y. P' i( e7 U
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a% v1 l; e$ o% e- F5 m4 z7 h8 _! o
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb8 u, ^+ A2 |8 S
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
$ N. H, `5 R) Y3 d, Uthe newfie would l ...

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/ c6 p  i$ i( \+ z2 E% a# T好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:6 \! N& S! l" {
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,# \5 D2 i" U( b' }, \; z/ [
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 9 G+ d2 H$ Z3 I
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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8 _+ `8 L4 q6 ^' v! }$ P3 A0 S3 L好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
2 ?  H- v% |! w+ ]6 l“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,% h6 v( o4 k) O7 X5 y( {; V
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

2 z( Q% |/ t1 c; H. I真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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/ P* H/ E# V  k0 p真聪明,偶像啊

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7 [- A* N9 Z% F全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 8 \1 ?# d) x9 N0 ?

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全盘接受一下。

) s9 V. T( V( Z+ X# y" B真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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# `; T) f2 r! k! r! c7 k; u3 N真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 ) B  A  E% t( p5 S' R7 c
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学,偶像啊。

! m7 Q, t- s' {) ]大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 ( Z1 x: F$ m( U$ Q1 y1 b# M3 u4 p- y# `
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?

! {8 Q1 o; F+ c1 u, J  _: h( a4 F她是大学教瘦?
: p$ R7 J" [4 y6 m8 [大学教胖还差不多
0 J* |. f! d' r4 [) {她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
8 M# A7 p: X$ u) A紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

9 H) t% F" U+ \$ |! D7 r说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 9 r; G6 H6 m3 y: v0 N2 b
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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