Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
" {$ b! F% P- h8 z- \that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
4 E# F5 J  t- |& w' `the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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3 l9 D( x/ p3 f1 ]9 [1 W The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
: q+ W& K6 `$ u# t* |, E he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
: d, m9 T/ @. f8 A2 E( F6 ?- Dask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
' R0 j- o, N) I7 j, o# a! {you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
  ?# e$ W. R1 ^% r, Y* ^: }4 b  W4 A will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
. ?' q) f! l/ g! y2 O. L) V- s1 m) Xthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

: R* i6 _0 O8 [) s0 w8 v7 CThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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# v5 @8 Y8 N3 r/ R7 d0 gNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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  x1 R) ~) J$ c# mHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
; |2 O' z* Q+ F$ u4 p- athe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
  f2 k! L% V! n) v; ehands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
4 j  e9 ~5 f% a: Uback to sleep.

/ m  R4 E  Y, q: |The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

) D$ J# V( v6 X0 @8 _+ ]: C$ P9 O'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
5 W$ W/ M2 ^0 ~4 u" S* w5 Hcomes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!

$ p& a+ }4 e3 d- Y3 p4 BLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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- ^- w1 Y0 E: V0 A>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
* S  o% j) y6 [7 Q" r  D) h9 D>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
7 q: v% x, ]/ D/ T* f- k1 Y2 a>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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4 r* `& {% p  e0 b8 O/ ?' l  g>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
: p$ o1 r$ T  V+ `& |) y% l2 _5 `>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
. }9 ^' T( [; ]) {1 U>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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0 ^- C* I0 }$ M: H" ]6 `>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
! T1 C# H2 X# l0 L>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
- w) F; T* H% D! y: ~- D% x% W>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
' @6 X7 w  Y& H+ H3 Cthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
8 y# p8 Z0 d, N$ a" r8 k. f% M- Dthe newfie would l ...

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+ E4 i$ v; x/ {, m, ^1 ?好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
% @4 \7 E. L: C: |8 Q/ Y“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
7 @9 f% S) t3 D5 Y- L& O加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表



4 j& P. j7 e  h' t1 W. d" N好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
; q5 P3 }$ _3 D# W! j“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
+ n3 ~, ~& ~5 ?8 x2 S6 \好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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/ ^2 u1 D. h+ x2 b) u2 B真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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& o, O% V$ a- [$ S全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

9 G4 T$ W9 F. D* h9 l% A/ m! Y- J真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
! v6 D/ s5 y1 D' j+ ^+ I加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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1 f( x0 d7 I0 V! r1 E大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
# k8 q" F' g5 P. A紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

  N: I& q; C/ ~5 Y) Y* X2 M哈哈，你们在这开小会呢