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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a( Y( N* s# B) U7 U
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb& T% l6 @, F$ Q  g
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if& P3 ]( \+ f; c6 X# Y8 `
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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; M# ~% G" N6 t( ` The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
1 ~( P( q( ~8 |& Z" P! O he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
# h' D0 ?! y7 y& u2 _ lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I1 a' F5 ^! z! L( T4 n: c
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
) B1 @+ E9 ~6 p+ B6 @% lyou pay me only $5. ! x0 y8 d8 ~! x7 g6 [: B
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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' o- G7 ?2 [' y1 ?) p2 R3 }7 K" O& | This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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3 X) G, ?! R# R2 O; `7 FThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's' E7 D3 ?2 p: b  F6 }0 F6 a# H- s
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' ; X% r# e5 r/ K' E- t0 N  y

+ }! f# o6 ]5 @8 v  Z/ VThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
' d5 H  |3 g9 c/ N* P& v3 O: ~* @" xpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the3 {# _# b* i6 b& p: G$ o
lawyer. ) Y9 o7 `4 T0 a5 ^% G0 Q1 D
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with9 C* ^% P7 H6 A
three legs, and comes down with four?' , B) N  v. ?7 d9 m4 N0 i) h! z
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
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the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour/ s6 a& D3 T2 U" @6 y3 O
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and! I) H0 W, w' r9 V
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right) [: U4 e7 _) ~) J: o
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He2 e: a! o8 p6 ]0 f& J6 E. w- z
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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) w' i$ y' w. t% b'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and5 z* h& l' h5 ~" \" P4 K
comes down with four?'   K$ z5 c) y5 O& k

* y/ H/ t7 ?4 s# y) O) I4 gThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5+ L1 h0 ^8 t8 J' B
and goes back to sleep.
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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/ f. ~* N- B- v4 ]Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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2 I/ n! O2 z9 d2 m4 Q>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two : N5 y) m& H9 s. a* N8 ]& }
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason 5 a+ h% x/ Z3 L& p1 C# V
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
9 v$ e3 z( M) x0 U7 O4 ~>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, # C) t5 A0 M3 J4 a
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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, o4 [& A0 [* _6 k>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
. t8 z/ V; b; i1 K" S& ]>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a 6 L5 q& |6 n2 i) i$ l
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
2 W7 D+ L6 ]/ O/ |. I) K3 e7 f>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, # S% m% y2 i  O; [/ j
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three( W4 K8 ~5 X# n5 `& u

) ]. B! D! Q7 i% R9 c>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
+ v3 x; C$ ]2 t+ o3 V0 Q7 K+ g>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the ' p6 L/ {9 u0 s# _0 J9 i% y
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand ) i* X* l9 O9 {# |
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
& G# [. n0 Z5 r1 s( M/ VA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
: z7 V" i5 }6 B6 rlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
# _1 w, m' o! {+ A/ o' Rthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
6 M3 o# ~* \$ [: ~" L3 r6 qthe newfie would l ...
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:0 y, t9 M0 v9 O) ~+ d3 y& C
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,3 c, k) n, _. m, g  ]: }$ I! ?
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
) v. h8 w  u. G' ]2 I: D加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

0 s  F( {1 }6 v$ R4 D( W+ b0 N真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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/ y- w7 j) ~6 j, v- w& B& H" D2 N好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:' z$ `1 {5 [. V; l! C7 f3 {
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
6 X* l% r" t& ]! R1 D6 ]好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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8 N3 t/ [1 b5 U. t  Y全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 . R! h" S/ ~! c& E, ?4 o, w

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全盘接受一下。

3 }6 T& z0 y) Q4 T真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 ( H7 S  v/ [, K) u: O
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 3 A0 k# y$ Y2 |: V
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
7 G" i/ I1 ]. s6 ^加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

4 k1 K; c& v* U6 T多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学,偶像啊。
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?
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5 b2 h+ \! h& {! W" d, X) g她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
% a1 ~- C5 V, \: Z8 f紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 ) `2 C; A- x: G7 R3 B( [2 H
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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7 }' h' o( Y" c7 S$ D哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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