Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
6 N: U6 d) p! j: ulong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
" h; Q6 h! L8 @* Dthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
! a" z! A3 A/ nthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
4 \7 x  B; K5 w- T; B. _' o he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
: B3 ~! `- V$ Q! Aask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
7 p" K1 B/ |* Dyou pay me only $5.

) P) D  m9 N0 l+ E$ q! r You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
& U: B, e- l& O will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
6 D3 [. F5 v/ L0 \& cthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

5 Q2 H8 f, L5 S  k4 L+ z$ A9 pThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
3 y# ^" A/ m5 `1 O4 Epocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

4 m& l( s" i" ^+ P/ \Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
$ d+ m% v+ `" L5 P  f# bthree legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
/ D  s# j! y1 z; W/ ~of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
1 U( N3 p% z$ K( p5 Cback to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

( b. D  M0 q4 L0 B" q'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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0 F( H9 l' u2 w- D4 R6 YThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

7 Z' W- t4 P# f* F>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
* G9 b* ?. Y* {: N4 P% R+ F>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
$ G2 y! u( ]1 A4 l" \. P9 Y>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
% _- d0 a& o9 Z2 p$ d>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
7 B3 H6 Z. @% M+ s5 N- Q, Y>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

5 ^4 _& g3 d! d3 R+ E4 P9 s>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜

Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
, U* R" D! X1 c: i) PA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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1 |; l3 }5 ]) X好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
2 V; i  w; z) T$ O- {6 W“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
2 d' c' Y6 h; e4 l( ?# ]! _好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
1 L7 l- S) a+ x' J加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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2 `( x; ]9 G* i+ _' Y$ d& f, u3 D
( K3 ]+ o- Z4 m; B好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
. {% S% M" l# i$ X! C好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

" I; i% F0 e: c真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

: R/ u5 ]! k7 S( R; E0 z真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表



( `" a$ S4 B4 r1 ?6 n; L; J  _* Y+ L$ T别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

# x" l! K7 b1 K' H2 [; O* X真博学，偶像啊。

: E* s6 d9 g$ V! W大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
# H) A) Y) d% b大学教胖还差不多
) S4 N$ f5 Q2 |6 w$ C她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
- `: r. R% F  |; W* A紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

3 u: u. t# @  K/ ~说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
0 p" g& m; I, {紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

5 P# q3 e+ n! r/ ]* U. F, h哈哈，你们在这开小会呢