Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
4 i$ S! W! \! T9 Y1 D4 W; Z# o0 Nlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
6 V( t0 K' L$ y) J$ K( e- jthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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3 N( ]: u' C4 H7 z5 R3 z; X The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
# P( b2 J+ o- ?: q8 _% V0 ?you pay me only $5.
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" k# c8 @$ F( V, p& L! B You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

6 z# _3 @8 c6 P' ?0 r" J This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

; E( E# A& Y2 }0 D0 iThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
6 i$ ]) ]8 L" G- {0 V& ythe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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9 l" ^/ \# G  Z0 a' }3 i: Q* CThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
' S$ W! }- i! @1 U1 \, Y# vthree legs, and comes down with four?'

8 u3 ^' P0 ]( Q9 e$ u' J5 eThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
, \) ?7 V7 P5 d5 o8 H) B7 g& y8 v5 M* [references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
( `+ U* ^3 k  V/ Eback to sleep.

" F7 ?; i) O3 N+ y* o% hThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

3 N8 M7 Z, h! }: U'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
8 Z( _  b7 M( _" @! ]) Mcomes down with four?'

% |4 B+ g% S7 J& ~6 i) lThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
! }/ O% ~4 P* Cand goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
) s  z( w0 D4 k>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
, D: m+ C( b% H5 R. F>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

7 J7 b  w, T+ ]0 |  m0 P>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
% t6 u7 b7 l3 ]  Y. Y7 G>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
7 n, D# F; c7 n# g>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

+ g  x' s% _/ P) |+ L>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
# J7 a/ k& b! y+ E0 _# e>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
- a! m, ~& u( n2 v' A" o. `>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
- R4 d  O, r# G" W. r$ i. S0 p>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
7 I5 w; r, R2 S; E. w- elong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
4 x+ s% ?& G  B( W" wthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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6 K% `2 L* |2 M8 W+ f好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
$ o5 o; F8 l7 e. n$ n0 J好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表



好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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7 M! C0 l6 U; s4 d+ w' K全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

* c  X0 n. F, S3 S1 \% n; }" @真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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, ?6 ^, V" y+ {" \. p& `% k别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

4 E# C) H0 y! z, K* T你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
1 }! d0 e; H1 f0 r) d加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

4 ~. ^+ p4 l; _3 M; F- f2 j多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

. q. s, w! h1 F4 C9 N/ k她是大学教瘦？
* p- ]1 K6 @- j大学教胖还差不多
3 F  d4 r  J8 J% e: U* x0 q她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
5 h5 B1 z6 k  ?5 [紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

( r) r" V- _5 I4 M2 z9 \说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢