Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
- z& R" ^9 g' k9 R4 |/ ^long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
9 w( V) S+ Q' Athe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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; v4 R4 L6 N. e3 c4 ^+ V The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
0 g: j" h, m9 o1 f* }ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
- X* {" n& E, m) ayou pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

+ P# y1 w8 p) Z8 |# c This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

6 ?0 }7 q+ a' A* IThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
% O; `/ D8 T+ w( H" xthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
' b  \2 ]( E3 D' b- c9 w8 c" Vpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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5 P: a$ D* u1 ~0 X. Y$ u$ oHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

* j. S& l) m6 T8 X' p3 J, K9 m- qThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
- q8 M" k. m' B- G7 jreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

* R# A9 Z9 @3 `) r; L'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!
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7 @7 f0 G- b& L% ILawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

. E/ ]! \1 X& Q( q>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
( y  m; a  d* y* G' D$ V. D>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
; \& U$ c2 V2 J2 W  x5 A( s7 M4 H9 F; {>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
. }8 n* |( K- h( t7 H3 _& T>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
( f! q, ^" P1 V+ F3 c, C>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
! k) I: f' Z: [( c>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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( c. _. z0 _/ Q2 _% b>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
0 O0 q& K) h% G>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
* w  U. c+ ^$ `& q>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
4 R7 }& r2 i- P' S0 r" r>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
. A" W2 C: t& Vlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
/ ~, v+ s4 U! Vthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
' {7 ~2 S: }- `. L- `2 b' k$ P& jthe newfie would l ...

  [7 Z& c5 j: Y9 }; b  C, h; U, j
: m" X' T9 Z2 e; h. d4 @, {好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
2 }: }% y5 F% E; q“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
; r5 a* G9 Q, q. k( h/ C加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
7 s8 F, F0 f  Q( Q3 C. {9 w. I“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

+ u: I& b8 t! ~. d4 Y6 R+ T+ n真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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( h  d4 @" h# v5 {2 M, N真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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; P7 f8 o2 F; h* Z8 Y. L真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

% p7 l0 {# ]1 Y  T你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
9 U/ ?5 H* r$ t& x加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

( w& J; t9 |& D# X2 ^( }多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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/ |- E# r8 f+ H4 b真博学，偶像啊。

& l7 U! W% s0 n( e6 @% S" x1 K( @大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
! x' N9 E9 ^$ g7 L8 X1 f紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

$ y! Z; d( b  p3 Y说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
% {3 L/ A2 l5 S  @0 l- `% q紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢