Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
9 R9 M" l; j7 P. `! @that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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- [' ^) W; ]. d6 {, u- ]% A The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
. ]4 ^5 Y: L0 c+ g: V* t he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
5 c7 v8 @0 ^2 Q/ l* U lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
% ~9 |9 {/ a! _1 j9 aask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
  f0 ]& l6 B8 u/ mthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
2 Z1 `* y4 {# Wthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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; }+ Z) a, {8 Y  F* V6 r4 WThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

; B+ O/ Q1 f& u/ W; m: \* ONow, it's the newfie's turn.

3 v1 d8 n: [, |4 `* JHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
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hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
9 q4 {; W0 K# b; M, g  ]0 B  |back to sleep.

2 v1 e/ E$ h' u% r) hThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
) `$ |( P; a, o, L3 fwakes the newfie up and asks,
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0 S- I/ C6 _- i0 }9 U* p* `' R'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
- r% {/ {6 u: v/ [# G7 m: G9 k( Mcomes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
! P) Z0 l3 T7 U7 q1 @9 V- g4 hand goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
- p  W( b6 g2 n9 M>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
% u! ?7 Z* t1 t, I. Y>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
+ r  [- D" {% a, D3 x# g) Y; E>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
4 L" q2 C8 z3 @: A: D>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
6 o7 v$ U' c* v( R; a" M, p>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
$ f' y3 S) {$ y4 z, [>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
0 J% M" }* P) Z0 g9 Lthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
" {; e' h4 ~. `/ S9 e2 Athe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
/ k# W5 X  O  Q" V7 Q! U好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
5 K1 V1 q( Y4 S: ~8 f5 h加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
5 g, v+ F; q: G好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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" F1 W) L5 a& {3 j1 S4 Q; q' e- l8 u真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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7 g3 ]3 n! l: U) `! o+ A  H+ s全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

' U; t, O2 j' G5 T3 ^& q( |* n你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

+ P& C1 Q5 q8 y9 C她是大学教瘦？
1 }5 Z* M# C5 Q大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
, k5 [6 P- O4 R/ w3 q0 w6 o紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

. ^3 D5 t( A# e, X  z9 v说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢