Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
' b7 ^6 I' e: A7 [, D; X9 K4 |long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
1 |4 ~! L, M! Z8 z4 c$ i" }! Fthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
  B, q! F( P6 Wthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
& V& |* l7 {9 Y he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
- }$ D1 I* }4 j7 d lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
% s" T" A/ M+ h' Gyou pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
, @3 B  c' ]8 V& T5 a will pay you $500.

$ j# d7 x% A) A9 x1 _ This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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9 S- ?- n* b( N5 a8 hThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

2 B! ?  @! i' X( aThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
$ Z- p8 z6 ~$ ^+ ]* M, c" Ilawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.

. m6 _. y7 ~. |4 \% GHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
3 y8 Y% j. T0 c4 F& R' O! O6 Xthree legs, and comes down with four?'

3 i0 g! P$ G+ ^: W; ^The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
% f0 r6 Q; T9 A; C, pof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
2 |2 ^  d, A" k+ w6 k- ]& ywakes the newfie up and asks,
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4 w2 U4 Q, [2 {6 D. y6 _3 H'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

2 C9 Q) X9 e+ ^; @7 ^- h. FThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
$ ?9 j- N" d( @$ n& P# p' Nand goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
# o3 u) `& y9 r+ Y- ]  }3 k>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
+ o% Z: \& j: y- x$ \* L>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

0 A9 W1 |# m: N7 r! `>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
; Z3 m: a2 G" A8 S8 r>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
7 T4 Z, w5 X5 ]( o0 z2 ~; t3 K>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
$ L3 X) z  ?$ Q3 E, o! R( M>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
9 i2 P5 @0 B! S$ F>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
, G9 Y% P3 E1 z3 P# ]7 e1 KA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
4 S; H  [) k& E. _5 o+ b; q# i/ k, ^long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
* P  W/ H7 }" x$ Qthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
* T4 }1 U2 W9 J$ ?1 F“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
& `; X4 M7 U) G# }1 U, q( Z加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

5 ]; T7 w; r( y真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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. w0 I; {( y: x' d) w8 C. J好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
# U1 E* l- T) |1 ^$ T: e, f“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
; ?( F6 p% Z- B$ Z好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

2 z) d' C; ?( C; _% ?真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

" U4 x7 r+ R( ~8 V# z* J$ T  b全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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  p' \0 B! }6 h/ B/ f& w$ z3 Y" J6 _全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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( H; o& A1 Q3 z) U真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
, O& D6 N* `2 N9 C加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

4 {0 \$ V4 E9 \+ w8 S多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

) s3 E) a/ M$ }8 D" C* ?真博学，偶像啊。

) R* g# U/ J, `$ z大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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! V! l# P! L6 n( B3 g大学教授哦，能不剥削？

- B9 r: ^( q, a4 L$ e( _5 D1 R4 A3 Q9 |她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
4 i1 E2 R: ^$ J: w紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

: Z  Z7 a# W5 A说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
% D+ l3 j5 o4 W4 ^% ?) O紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

6 K" O  V) b1 F! m  W" n哈哈，你们在这开小会呢