Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
% B  P& M4 o- k8 p) gthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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3 ^1 H% S. c& l The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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/ p* c6 C6 q' O0 o) t, U2 g1 R You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
/ H$ F, ]" L2 t/ Sthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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& t7 |0 D$ s9 _6 Y2 P2 u; u$ pThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
2 z& o. `6 q6 n  w$ f$ d3 W6 Mpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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" e0 k" v8 U7 }1 B" K7 ZNow, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
* m- ?, ?7 L4 B0 v' T: W" @three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
4 y8 Y7 j/ K3 G& Nreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
* m, W+ I/ h$ Y  f" ]$ othe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
+ E( z8 C0 `+ Zback to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
! ^9 Q& `  o' Uwakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
3 t4 I% s: l. b- Gcomes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!

1 n/ W6 @. ~% q$ k) N2 eLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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  i! j1 n6 |1 M4 P5 Z& ]>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
& W, I4 x+ T5 H% W7 V>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
) M/ `) w; @. |% ~% l9 _>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
# O$ r; g# @* C! ]6 [: |>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
/ ^$ {- e4 U5 Q8 w5 k>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
& K, t" K, K0 ^; k>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
3 A* _" ~' T) k* m2 x2 x6 m- G$ m>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
8 S% s- x4 g+ A1 ~+ ^4 @) E>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
* ~) x  Q4 ^# D+ HA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
6 ]: u9 F, E0 y+ L2 elong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
! Z) R* M2 ?. Dthe newfie would l ...

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6 B! X6 K2 M, p+ [+ a5 d好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
8 k: L/ i5 Y7 W* b“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
7 j9 H5 B  J  y' S/ G好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
) E" Z7 |. i( i# E3 S- `6 ]" _加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

1 @+ m: c; l' E4 C真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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$ i2 S" C- T* x# H好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
- u( N/ r6 |; J5 E& k) `; M“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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3 r1 W, m8 W' s) I5 H  J, c1 O别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

& [& C4 [' @& h0 Y. y, p多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

/ ~. G% q8 ?" _8 G5 K大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
$ l: O$ f" X8 L" P2 k! c大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
0 [) |' D5 y% a0 O1 q8 c6 z紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
: g% t. a) r: q5 d2 e, Q紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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2 K6 v# t" Q. |0 x) b哈哈，你们在这开小会呢