Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
5 t8 ?( M' T! U) B$ c# d8 l4 Tlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
8 ?! O- c( p/ }3 E! othe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
1 v9 a2 `( J9 b9 t9 z: Y% x9 A The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
1 l! ^' G9 X! B  G9 N0 Q he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
; w- z1 E2 B5 i4 w: ^, Uask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
' H1 Q" ?  t3 Q8 nyou pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
+ o% D% Y! y$ M* {  d3 Z# [ will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
8 O# V- H% ^& t2 \2 Bthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

9 V+ [) p0 T. ?5 uThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
9 w; `( z  S5 J( spocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
; S1 @4 J8 K8 f% h, Qlawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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% v$ W7 x4 \- g: vHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
/ t! p9 E- m6 p! O% b  X) e" rreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
( C* ?, O' B7 f2 o3 }" Tof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
5 m& R) I9 X/ e! B/ ?7 Fback to sleep.

% x& W4 m. \' D; Z8 o5 ZThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
* R6 s. C6 @+ Q9 twakes the newfie up and asks,
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) z$ K6 ^0 M& w' r0 y) M2 I; g'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
! w# [7 `* X2 G. c) pcomes down with four?'

0 v, \. f# x7 n& ]4 M, kThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
$ r: p. Z" T& qand goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
8 H- K  _" Q4 B3 d. K- w( e>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
7 Q4 R( j- B) u8 i. G>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
8 H8 B+ V0 m  d, m>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
3 u0 E1 L0 A$ N>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
# m4 \5 [6 c6 C1 n$ G6 E* C>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
! x4 D% I1 Z8 a) K>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
2 A  e2 C) V) u4 y! j/ S>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
7 K2 c$ j# o! q. i>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
& l; T8 k7 V  N+ o+ N  }4 ^. X>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
" y( L* C- F& d* z1 \! N>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
* C2 }1 ]4 H8 Elong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
) U1 V: i# ]+ Ithe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
# M2 D% L- \2 Q& Q0 h“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
) u& I  h% i% ~* \2 D" J好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
: K7 L) y' R, ~- E8 s% s. g/ h加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

# V4 h  n6 a  P; M( v% O真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
* `2 L! j  @+ }' X, V$ _: @) ^好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

& S) n8 m  R7 g$ b8 w" K/ Q% j真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

% \- T& q9 J# [: {$ Z4 x6 U" W真聪明，偶像啊

& T. |& Z' G; |全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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1 E' f- n2 ]6 I, W" c; L$ ?全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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% k& m' U% h" v: F4 e' E8 W别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

& y6 [8 h  C, h8 L多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

8 o# q% Y: [/ E- N大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

- D  ~/ S- Y1 h* y3 P2 ?她是大学教瘦？
" {. {  S! D; p. I大学教胖还差不多
* i; t! d; [% c' S她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
) l. T" Y5 p2 L9 v9 ^! \紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

+ u- B: V' m$ d# `! s1 A' v说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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. v% c6 H" K7 K' s0 s( [9 s哈哈，你们在这开小会呢