Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
, w  w! M) n- s  M3 W: T, Y$ Mthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
+ s9 C& m! l2 }/ l9 Tthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
6 ]9 a& Z( |6 C$ |( f* d/ M lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

6 [! \7 b6 Q: K1 M$ Y( H+ V You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
7 U/ x5 x' A6 P3 D3 F will pay you $500.

& }1 b( o  F; A6 R This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
4 \$ X* ~9 u( n4 k0 [7 n+ V. Bthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

) v8 k' _8 p, Z% ?. ?3 N& RThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
* ]* G) J4 k8 v& i# l$ P3 b9 u. F- `pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
$ }1 j8 o+ A! E' a- M: g0 E) xlawyer.
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2 z. U, x0 @2 |7 G( x! W% b& TNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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9 [  K6 x- f+ r7 o* G: VHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
6 l: O8 [7 y. o# }) K% hthree legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
$ g* l: ^6 i% fof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
& A/ `) [. \2 H& p% T1 |hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
3 C3 J. f- r. G$ a& X# E3 R* G8 y0 Zback to sleep.
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5 L% p; Q  F" k) pThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
, V: E! |- [: u! @- mwakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
2 R1 T+ v" a  B/ Acomes down with four?'

, V! z: I( z+ s' m$ ]5 e. LThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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: H- g2 K8 G! I1 b6 ?1 S>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
% G$ [/ G  Y& V7 [" h8 R% R>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
2 s- [- s' p% `7 Y" w>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
5 ^% K- ]/ E# a$ Q5 s>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
7 ~, ?; P8 |6 P6 M, G# MA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
; q, k6 {" p, n4 B$ ?long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
) D' U9 |- s4 n: X/ Q. mthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
. n* R' C1 Z9 e0 n“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
' G. g- ?: N9 {, H8 j0 x好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

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irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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! v0 O: m( e  F2 i好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

0 \( W/ p; ~% q; G真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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: C1 m/ ^; a6 X真聪明，偶像啊

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0 S/ O  T& `( H! ~  s* e) d全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

& B9 J7 z1 r( J* e真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表



3 m) Y2 L/ T2 Y/ Y别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
0 F* {: L  u+ e* t  Z3 O  {4 d- y. {3 A加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

3 s6 ^- l$ L' W& I) V  Q真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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( W& H# \% j( q  B) v大学教授哦，能不剥削？

! M. M" _0 W+ n6 Q7 Z5 Z7 a她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢