Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
$ g+ J8 @# v6 L; D# o The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
1 o* ~6 ~0 Q7 | lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
3 x  i  P1 a# p* `/ p' C4 I% q' q6 E& mask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
2 q- _6 N/ g( X7 _% I0 F6 A# }( Byou pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
' ]/ f% }3 Q. f4 c0 o0 o& R will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
1 H9 {4 |$ K* N/ {the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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5 N$ f* ~6 T1 S  C: eThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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1 z: f. u# W# ~+ b+ h; J. c: gThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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/ z/ o4 {+ S" m# A2 r) BThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
# e8 w7 |0 j* s6 o  O1 Breferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
; b2 D& u8 C+ @4 ^the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
3 [( u7 V3 X1 C$ b- T- Mback to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

  @$ L" q0 G* U, y+ p0 R8 O9 s; |. N) V! n' aThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!
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stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
2 c. \' j# @7 x, F>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
4 o6 s9 O0 u1 T3 F4 B7 r0 s& g/ @>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
; o/ ^0 z" {1 m7 U>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
' f3 e1 I: m, t' j/ @) u( l>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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* Z" x/ \, I3 t: v2 F; `& [  K9 `' {>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
; d7 U& r$ |0 e5 g; h- U2 E0 v>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
% w1 \4 H/ b5 jA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
4 s6 ~  p" A% Olong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

2 y0 @8 u4 g! d# ]好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
) q3 w2 w9 b. i好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表



好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
# L  v- D1 b2 C- x% }9 _好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

( q6 [+ Y: |* X) ?2 C真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

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irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

2 I6 w- Q+ I0 u! y真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

& \/ J& ]5 v0 N* J; ~* |你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
( z+ h4 b% o2 @0 P0 H$ j0 _加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

3 Y) b( q# f3 M1 P* I大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

6 u, E# g: K' [0 w0 G# k大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
4 W* X% W4 n. ?+ V! W她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

! X4 W, I  A6 c, R说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
" I$ ~0 Q3 F  k( P6 P. v# E紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

& T, [) y' i, @/ L哈哈，你们在这开小会呢