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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
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lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I: d7 r+ ]$ g- l; l" O: F) u4 P
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
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" }6 e% I: |. m( ] You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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  w4 n" }' Y" _$ Y. m6 D6 NThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
  |2 ^% ]' g. W8 H: Wpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.) G& `) T2 c7 Z* Y

. Z& |: A0 E7 K+ y  `# THe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with! @% g: I1 j6 y: U0 Q: q4 s
three legs, and comes down with four?' + A) S' ^9 K3 d* r  \

( p7 h! o& ~! }4 nThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
3 L0 l# F6 D5 j( b. z+ Q+ N7 b, Wreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
: \! ~- F! h" ?1 x0 l4 Kthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
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hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right' ^& ?% q1 q# g; ]$ j# h
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
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. }1 g5 k9 S4 t& ?: P' D'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and0 T+ F  l/ {4 \. D% v+ M  ^
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!7 b3 [5 c  U; G; C7 {3 \
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the. ^# r* Q- F" v7 \, w+ U1 X
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
1 u0 l0 l5 d1 M: S% Q% Y>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason - d3 m4 D$ m6 t7 A5 E( ~% |# \
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the - D6 g0 N6 `7 a2 o" a, U& W# }
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
* w  Q5 C! Q- @% ~" T; q$ |1 {>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct: c# }; x& _$ w, H

& l+ u2 t% ]. P( l# ?* y>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research & f1 @  v! w6 P
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a ' S9 c  K' z$ ]
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
; `; ~. Y3 c; K  X6 Z>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
2 Z0 Z7 z7 k4 h/ d! K0 L>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three, i& u; l$ ]6 H3 @
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's ( i( l* G1 Z$ U2 |7 t
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the 2 ^+ w7 ]1 v! m8 J3 }# ]
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand ' {# X* K2 y, L* b
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
' S( i- P" Z4 |- B3 }1 |: p1 BA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if. b" K7 b4 G6 ]
the newfie would l ...
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# |. d8 l2 _- _# J好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:0 d4 m9 N# G) V0 ~* K
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
5 k6 v! p. L, v( R% F好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 2 I+ I3 X9 l7 z2 i+ ]+ o8 s
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 8 K7 D: T. J6 P
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. V: _& B& y! s6 Y) J; i9 ]6 E好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
* B5 J- Q: r: U$ a2 D, |“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
" c9 C# G$ F7 \5 p, i1 O好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

# f) O% H5 a- F7 x( h2 u真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 4 _$ B' @* @% @- t4 m% f: V9 x

$ c2 k$ ^; D6 o4 J真聪明,偶像啊
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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

) Z9 m" m/ D1 |真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 ' S! d% M* X; e8 d" P6 ]

1 o  ^, @" K3 [" R5 w真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

! y) R7 h5 o+ {( n你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 , m! ?/ p  D" C2 L: i
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 - P5 V: v- _" C! ]8 E$ i% v

8 n) }9 }6 @0 p; i0 U! g真博学,偶像啊。

6 F! {. K. b, u$ M0 e5 X$ Q7 G2 _* h大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 % ~. Y7 v; ~+ v: \4 `; N

& N3 e; F5 B% N大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?
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她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 4 X4 @. Z/ F2 i" l8 }9 {  s
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 5 |. L, M7 X+ k" K0 e
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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