Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
9 n0 U$ n, R' j0 olong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
6 b- _- p- e% m. Xthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
, d6 j( {% R1 W2 U The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
7 ~( |( K3 b3 r: }2 j( g8 C% U2 [ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
. i; V/ x3 k3 t( _- k will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
" [' \6 V, V2 J/ fthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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* m& j" v6 `: O2 GThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
$ `% E' w$ P7 N5 K4 r" |6 O3 Sthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
9 J% ], m- g$ v$ x1 ~3 x/ aof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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% \* I, ~5 L' F) C' s8 _+ ?  MThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
7 S9 w: v& V- B8 b' Ncomes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

9 H4 E+ y7 E9 q# \* z>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
# t- |  R3 m  @2 V5 n2 t>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
5 H7 A5 X: t8 H( O>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
' _6 z* b# g+ R; Z5 G9 b>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

% v: V/ d/ w* g0 U>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
. A0 G6 \: V7 @0 R2 k$ d5 I" [>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
  p( R* S+ c( a4 x>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
3 f3 W; s7 y, G$ N  S! H>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
& s% ]0 i& {: L3 E2 z8 c, q, l>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
( A$ |+ m1 i) X1 ?A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
# ]% Q* R' r. c. C  t4 t, Z5 v- Fthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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# U- _! _: S( J$ r, h% r好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
% E% V* ~) R9 m+ |& S% Y8 f' z0 l好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
4 T. B; d+ Y2 |加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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6 [; _- ]1 k9 z; C/ U* o( G/ ~3 ~好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

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( N; c4 Z! a* Z3 o7 c全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

, Y6 D& G9 U2 X8 ?" ~' j& }7 R: o真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

0 X7 z, i+ z5 f真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表



( D# g4 F' z3 O5 c& E别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
: l* J8 k! F9 w7 V加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

* S9 H5 s9 `/ u真博学，偶像啊。

3 O7 h( S. W" r( G7 S- p' P大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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! g, B" d6 H8 s8 [1 E; S; F大学教授哦，能不剥削？

& m' F* ?# ^  R5 Y; `) z她是大学教瘦？
. R9 b0 x' u& x# a8 |' p( ?" ^大学教胖还差不多
7 K4 |# J" I+ S5 {6 Y她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
; `; B4 j. i, }" V; N: Z1 a紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢