Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
6 U% E7 X7 v& O' E# L. ?+ Jlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
  h  X. T, E- K$ L$ r# E1 R, r0 |that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
2 y/ k( S4 T0 z he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
3 ~# e- X& W' P8 o6 }& v* X5 Y lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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8 w0 c) U% ?8 v1 r You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
: N) y+ d3 x; V; {$ U will pay you $500.
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2 _( u* e" R) Y5 H; @6 H+ k+ d This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
8 ^3 \- R! ^) R. Jthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
' o  l: E- q# A& M: athe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

  j7 S* a) T: [2 L7 gThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.

( y  J1 Z: R/ k; o/ H" p& xHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
8 v3 j% [' C$ d" A- G5 ethree legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
% I3 I' w% ]# R# O5 |3 r3 s) E' qof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
' V& E- A6 c- Ihands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

, c! C' \* Q' B* Q- M; ^The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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% M% }) U5 a- ?8 m! c$ b! V' d, mThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
! N9 J' y$ h: _; Wand goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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. a% K2 q+ d; |1 a4 e>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
4 o0 W$ f; X: I+ b>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

4 ~9 E' G2 s" q( }) B, B6 l>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
7 ?2 X& x- L: N>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
5 S: v/ Y5 W: D, m+ ~>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

* {0 H( c, a! {  R0 h& q' L; P>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
$ g5 G- `. A/ x; Z! wlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
* N3 A7 ?: ]# i% P) ]that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
# [# q6 T! t$ }" G好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

( L( ?& ~$ Z% m3 c5 X# u# y真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表


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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
, g4 u  u! L3 d- z) t好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

7 O2 B1 B- f0 W1 `+ ~: Y全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

, f5 i+ O  d7 H7 t# u7 d真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

) r3 I; l* f8 Q& h8 c/ {真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

  X- l+ o, l" L! d3 B7 N1 k别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表



7 H3 R0 p& b) M' B别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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7 k, o5 {) R% w8 A真博学，偶像啊。

/ H& r$ ~( t4 e$ J3 ~大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
9 A6 h% w' ^3 ^2 A& A# l大学教胖还差不多
: T4 p  J; C* G5 c( G3 O她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

4 @# W' \8 x* t; @& [0 d# S; i2 J说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
5 Z/ u' |6 f, [紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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