Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
( x' Y2 q7 }" B7 u" X9 @that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
0 C1 L& a) N* tthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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! i% A2 k4 r  f1 E, c/ R6 X The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
& g2 ~+ T4 A9 W$ F lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
) g& `# k" N" o4 }8 Vask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
8 }( D. h$ V' Y) H1 `" o0 ^3 j will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
) Q& ~3 {2 Q+ |the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
" v6 W, G) {6 U& a, Ithe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

& z6 ^" y6 f" t* D* GThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
; U" M+ r# v  Z& n' r$ I8 zpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.

! N3 v9 W1 C) LHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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& d5 D" B* k: f" S: V" LThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
4 c& k1 y! C# |/ ethe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
+ }" o0 v  a: g: Z4 U+ s* t9 t& Fback to sleep.
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. h% E" Y0 D! o( y5 UThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

9 Z7 }1 K4 r+ r2 s'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

* ~# z- x& J! iThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
6 g; e3 P1 ~+ Q' }8 F3 Fand goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!
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$ O" a2 ~4 |4 I4 fLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
+ N# G+ i% P2 A- d. q: @>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
6 @6 g' O) u, Q>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
8 o- I' R) R3 \1 v>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
" c( r& `. B. S+ l8 b% T+ ^9 J5 q>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
- E" k$ V! C9 }1 @- S/ K>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
7 ^/ ?7 o; t2 ?3 B9 T) G/ F6 W0 @long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
& [* a9 M( e! I# s, W+ [that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
: @/ x$ ^; b$ S2 K, B# L- s% @the newfie would l ...

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/ f& M0 x' @) X- c) x- B好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
) X) A/ w# A8 O好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
8 _6 @8 h7 I5 k4 ]6 J加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

8 t' E2 F- B( [9 f) L真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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( ]+ K! ~! e7 V/ O/ }# B2 N1 E9 {好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
5 ^/ V1 u( E. [5 B6 D6 X“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
* J5 o' f/ R' n4 [6 k: V好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

% p& l4 I2 ?8 W/ c3 l: w真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

. j/ t+ [* Z" v) w. h4 x  g真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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全盘接受一下。

4 `) W8 T4 J, _$ L真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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2 m  |( P& L, S% y" b- V真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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) a+ [) L& a8 M别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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1 x( y- g0 x6 t3 X别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
. n0 Q2 j3 L  {* `加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

- O/ V* Q' D, @  J! }0 ]3 R' R2 H多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

( A  c7 ]6 N$ U- p% T/ Q! e大学教授哦，能不剥削？

0 x9 A2 l) B" i" p3 ?  r她是大学教瘦？
# c. g8 m6 s7 j1 c+ c$ ?2 p, H7 g& C大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

. l0 }6 ^% {, m) _8 j, T说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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/ V  f8 A4 H0 g, z7 E哈哈，你们在这开小会呢