Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
) o7 a- W. @. I, i* Blong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
) S9 r2 t2 \2 ^# p. x" L/ othat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
0 z; e2 z* Y7 jthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
, h% S) l3 O) @% }3 J" Ayou pay me only $5.

1 D: c& F- w- |7 T% _* p6 c( n You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
+ p+ q5 g6 [' m4 z/ I will pay you $500.
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  W3 j1 z) Q. p5 z This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
9 t6 @+ W) w- V. E, i* I  Fthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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2 n" _, ]8 o% Q' X% AThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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* d: [: j/ y, l  Z( I$ ]The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.

) i; S) b; x. `He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
9 f& }+ |9 U+ R( q2 d4 freferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
1 ?! u2 V4 l5 w: r7 hback to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
) t' c. A. Z9 o3 x, |! n0 {( Pcomes down with four?'

/ M( z- F  u# b# Q# N2 V; cThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
" A  ^% }" p% g! s: A& \$ m>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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' F$ p- D+ [- r( ]: X>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
% c2 t7 ]' O% k3 [/ \8 M>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
) V8 h" K1 d( e" S- c1 a, U>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
2 Q% h. |6 E  g% }5 T5 U$ |9 A>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
5 b$ `. w7 c- f& g" A* a>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
, O) a8 X- v, j5 XA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
5 B4 T/ r5 x# n; D3 Tlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
: v( S5 @* C  W4 C6 a! Z% ^' \that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
% K. b! I& d, r- G7 v% Ythe newfie would l ...

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9 E6 e- ]1 N6 x% D好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
6 Y- T' J& N( N( k1 r' Z“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

# O' P% p' k+ |: j( h$ w真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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- f8 [; a/ v4 W好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
- J1 M0 F3 m9 I! |  ]好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

5 T, ]& z  c5 g3 I0 K3 X4 v全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

* C, _9 A; j2 }7 j( B真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

# y; @  U4 r2 _+ A3 o4 O真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

9 P1 |5 w0 k/ h/ J  m' n; F别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表


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7 |& j. p8 i9 P别把我往坏路上领啊。

9 H! h' u2 z/ a8 n你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

! J! c6 b/ v: y8 Z8 u* ~7 v多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

/ _4 O! s& E/ Z. ?大学教授哦，能不剥削？

2 C1 l  D  \' R5 r: g% P她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
4 U0 z7 M6 Z* f, x紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢