Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
- i$ |1 z# j; S1 A) [long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
, ?- r) i* P( H# s: M+ v$ W' Fthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
8 f% i2 O5 k' l( @5 `; w2 g8 `the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
) O: }8 l; Z. m& |; [5 Dyou pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
3 ?5 n8 `/ \4 J$ s9 g) G" q2 athe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
0 z9 A5 U; m* O+ ?the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
7 {( ~3 S: l6 `6 w/ r7 m9 Tpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
! F! u/ J' F9 _+ C& Kthree legs, and comes down with four?'

, w# ?( s7 t5 Y% ^/ MThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
/ |/ l, L7 ]4 p4 x7 Ethe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
( B4 W5 z& u$ w  z) ohands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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  b! w" m3 N3 z+ e8 i- `# YThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

1 y0 P6 c7 z2 w$ M6 m0 r'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
  l1 C/ D/ b; T) ecomes down with four?'
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- k3 \) `3 J! ?: M7 \4 z! rThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!
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, ]  S. x+ w9 k8 Y7 e5 B( t8 y9 ?Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
- l7 c6 `  z4 i>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
  s/ N: i! E9 u0 L>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
6 r. L; |: h  Y1 c$ [/ o>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
- J( L4 c. A; ~9 C& R' T4 ~>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
) f# d! ~, N/ U/ |, f3 Q* S>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
& x* E8 _, S- T; [>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
1 }. r) Q  L% L4 R7 B; z# _1 A! @>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
& g. t* G; ?) \3 m; Z9 V! F, tA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
- I! h' g/ e: q2 z6 J“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
; X& A' }: O( x9 Y; O) F加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

9 m, a' X) }$ r3 [3 E2 w0 d真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表


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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
* d1 _, d9 h& c7 G) [好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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( F$ {0 z( r8 F1 {, ]$ k真聪明，偶像啊

$ Z) G- B$ A$ i# T! o& {全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

0 j+ [, ]* r1 h8 \& P真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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- S3 `- e1 Z0 C0 h  E* t' ~$ ]真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

9 O; `- F2 S, J' a0 f别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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% U- Z- n/ G' R. x9 ]6 W别把我往坏路上领啊。

8 D# D+ @8 M! \2 J+ l( q你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
# r9 Q9 m% `1 [: X5 U加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

: E9 v$ X1 U) _8 b& X多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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/ f8 P" b% `6 W( J8 F真博学，偶像啊。

* m: o" A! F- `) Y1 Z1 T大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

0 w8 B* s0 h  ?大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
% `% u+ t- _2 ], k6 [6 l6 p/ M( x大学教胖还差不多
) w: A# r/ |1 y3 h她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
7 @! x  t1 J: ?: t9 M紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

; U) N+ T. P" C) Y! V说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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) V0 c* e% p1 h. p, ~哈哈，你们在这开小会呢