Newfie Joke

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-10-31 10:58

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a2 O  l" n. F( X5 H: B/ c1 C( ?" X
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
0 z6 d! I4 P, l+ v2 j4 Tthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
& s9 T0 B) W) S, W, c" Pthe newfie would like to play a fun game. 8 _/ _2 o2 E  [, U
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so) @- f# B+ m6 {: j
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The2 q% P9 t$ t; ~  f0 h+ l5 T3 `
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I; g+ ]( S' N' g  n: n7 ]- W; Q
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
' m5 K; X4 i0 D$ O4 Oyou pay me only $5.
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  X, Q: ^; a) t+ G1 a$ R8 k4 J You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
2 e7 ~+ s5 e( m: f! |, \# {8 M will pay you $500. ( ]( _7 `2 n' H' w4 R+ N: q8 S# l
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep; J, R# t$ w$ m1 F: m. X
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. 6 A9 r6 D) ^$ C4 V/ j  G
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
3 F* l, M- u  |1 {4 K1 a7 zthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?' 7 I; j: F/ R: |4 T: ~) f; R
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his# u& A7 y7 }2 e0 H
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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' l3 B5 d" ~3 x( kNow, it's the newfie's turn.' p: U# Y4 ~$ F* U/ j

! w+ H! H2 i8 X' r9 K: @He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with7 W7 V! g: r2 q; @" }
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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  n% w6 }$ F' U( ], @4 G" f: @The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
/ I$ n2 L6 M5 Ereferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all# C# \# t$ T* O5 f
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour2 A5 H: z% {: Y  O
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and& e/ P/ }4 [1 q, _9 k, ~
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right+ R& q0 S3 p  x, K3 z2 I+ q3 p9 Y/ N
back to sleep. ' `8 R8 E* o9 _8 A

0 ?1 p; ], t+ N$ X2 y; WThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He7 K5 [& g$ R3 ?$ ~' u  w; E
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and- I- ]2 {* ^! o7 O9 e* e
comes down with four?' 6 I+ x5 u( P, d: c5 O( g

! H4 G6 r$ L0 dThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao · 发表于 2008-10-31 13:41

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou · 发表于 2008-10-31 20:17

so nice

瓦窑 · 发表于 2008-11-2 08:50

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜 · 发表于 2008-11-13 16:33

Great

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-17 21:36

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:33

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:38

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 6 f' x3 q% u" |& q; ]. F
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
8 C% r$ P) n6 J8 `0 Y. Pthe newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
+ v& V% M2 y# M, |加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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; W9 C s) c R3 {: N: i- A4 `好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：9 K& ^9 P5 P' m* M. J
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，3 |" C4 I( i" \) K% E
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 12:33

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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6 I Q% o; J+ b! c1 w真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 13:38

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:17

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 / F" e" F* @4 w1 ~+ r

) p" p& v7 `8 M5 L6 v: P真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:25

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 8 g2 h% F+ l6 q# W# l8 L
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:57

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 0 A0 R" u& E- P

) l4 U; R2 n# @7 ?6 t2 @4 H- o真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 11:21

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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$ A" w. N" ^9 q, }7 ?. C7 n$ ?大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多

她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是

）

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-21 12:41

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 13:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 1 V- y, I3 v; }
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听

，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 * c8 {; `- s5 E
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢

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