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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a+ H$ ?  N1 p5 @
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb- n( E: g! k( n5 @' j; \
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
8 M0 M# y! J: s4 s, V/ L/ e he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The& s6 R$ d% e7 m) a
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
4 I# ?3 z& |: H* ~" _) l0 V& L% sask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,9 O3 A$ T* I; X# m
you pay me only $5. $ e9 N8 j  a1 S6 N) j/ {$ W' o
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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+ Z% p  G# y4 A: V, q  k8 j This catches the newfie's attention and to keep+ w0 E  }7 q. @8 o9 M: V
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's3 f! t3 H( f( b9 N7 ]$ @
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' . t& B) b& s7 n5 F4 `0 H

  b% p, u7 j8 O" D, C+ s2 ZThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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9 a# Y& f. V3 ]He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with$ Z5 g$ m, a: y3 d0 u0 H# A  j
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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' @8 L# M) h9 I' R" m5 n% R* nThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all( t' s9 [8 q$ V# }  x; G# U5 F( Y
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
0 v) Z, _6 x3 J1 r+ b) ^+ Uthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
* E" z+ D, ~9 jof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
$ t. C# t2 R# L+ s4 M% J/ Thands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right' r. {9 D% d) m
back to sleep.
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7 k. e. h1 I, a2 k- D8 AThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He1 f. p- M( S4 z0 J/ [; ^/ |
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
$ `/ J8 j- r! v3 U5 Icomes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5. Z7 Y) P, u% `# G) ]% l( `
and goes back to sleep.
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

老杨团队 追求完美
>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two " |3 Z9 P2 L+ A% W0 T  S2 M' _6 U
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
( @( X& u5 L' S>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the . T, X& B7 ]( M' d6 n" i' `
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, ' y6 [8 m; {5 Z/ v& H% W) J/ J
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct3 L2 s  D! Y) M
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
" Y# P/ y/ N& Z- a) R3 w$ u>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
9 `6 g$ G) U5 q0 q>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
/ k$ N/ N! F, c% o9 q& m& a>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, 0 q1 t" ~. j, Q& |" x, L
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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7 ?5 R) J( z5 ~. U>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's % y' n. F! e; i9 M
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the . K, R! K/ Z( x
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand 0 H$ H; `. P$ G  p2 }' Q
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 ) n  d, |, O. A
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a) s% P4 S9 h/ }4 {: o5 y
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
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the newfie would l ...
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:: g' f  H7 i$ g
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,, w  @& E7 f! d) S3 S; K3 o
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 * F' `: @3 u1 U
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
* U* H0 S: n; i0 Q2 D“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,' I9 U+ r% k5 c
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 9 j( c: D, _5 v* @6 W
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真聪明,偶像啊
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4 a: {0 o& b& F2 h全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 $ h# H0 L& Q, r- e
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  U: W0 v) C2 ?全盘接受一下。

% ]' y3 V; M! Y: q- E! W真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 ' R: ]; e  d1 I0 \

) z! o/ Z( {1 @, j真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

( B$ Z0 G$ a' {你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
& n$ o0 ]& {. r2 c7 V$ r6 a$ a加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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% W* M9 N6 p" m3 S: A大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 * {. d7 Z) H& g4 G) m
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?; g: H, t* S5 p: ~+ A
大学教胖还差不多
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
7 I; Y# m/ x1 u# s. I  L紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 1 X) P/ B! |) c) u5 }/ C
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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0 }# s( a9 E; k& ~9 H% F哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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