Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
5 |* v# ]7 G9 N+ d8 {8 m+ Jthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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, {" Z& d; M5 O# Q9 @4 ^& d+ |+ a This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
8 ]  Y$ `9 X- W, b  y0 ]the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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+ |$ e2 A+ ]5 p! K+ q6 CThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
6 g6 a: k  S, t' n* Qthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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( k* e. @3 E- n7 e3 eNow, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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( x8 D* S$ c9 l7 ]2 g5 \; G, HThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
- A1 V6 Q% d9 [  e2 G- oreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
2 q# E' i9 x3 R6 v5 Y* Ythe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
, y- s$ `8 u9 [+ Z, dof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

3 i, I! n* i% n2 v3 JThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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6 \0 K9 Y1 |6 M" @+ ]$ v9 ^>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
* ?6 T0 Q% @) S6 A( C3 K  h3 W/ ]>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
: B6 _( Q* d# X3 P  u) ]  ~>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
0 d1 k/ U: M- t$ E>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
9 |) M- Z6 B; K) m" C9 K4 M>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

1 Z+ G$ T5 z4 d+ {>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
1 A0 p+ B2 Q; l* Y3 i6 @>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
% z4 G9 O; U0 \0 H! q; F- l>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
. \# P  s* B6 g" Q8 T>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
6 w" ~% q8 t) R( x7 j& O# l/ XA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
/ D' y$ B1 g3 C- N+ \2 e& @long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
4 U9 T7 f( r* ]that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
. x6 g1 t6 n, T/ [( E6 Wthe newfie would l ...

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7 H! W+ M7 e- u( h: G' o* O好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
; N. E: L( @4 K! ?“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
" ], L  ]; H* x8 K/ w" M加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
, e7 i0 z: Z( j7 S" ~" s“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
, _+ Q& c, O3 \* [好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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1 c+ P" J1 h- B, i& k: @+ z% I/ p; p+ j全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

" H" v, G% ?; |7 K2 u) u0 b) b真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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! ]$ N* Z" c$ v) [% H别把我往坏路上领啊。

' ^6 A  }/ O! W! `" `9 q- @6 a+ R4 e9 \你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
( I* a$ |; H& A+ {, W( U1 t加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

+ `% g8 i% j( u3 V: h; a$ y多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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& l* x* e+ }7 T0 Z真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
! B; \6 v& U* z7 E3 G( G& P她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

$ S2 s* q9 m& @; @; n说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
/ ]# S3 H, V  r$ D  z# t紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢