Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
! E5 i2 x, M9 z( kthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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* l! h( `" ?2 I" h- [& {' N4 P# x9 S The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
, U, h; b5 t- i: ~5 d! N he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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0 U8 F) U# o0 ~7 T- H* A You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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2 _# X( R3 |  `( Y1 [' P This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
( N$ P- I" w% u! }+ k2 }0 }4 x* Ithe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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6 N! s" z) {9 H/ a2 r4 KThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
. O, Z9 Y& _9 u  j, J6 Qpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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  {% E% G8 S8 RHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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' B' X1 y6 e) ^1 i4 ^The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
' i+ k* |4 @. thands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
. e! n4 w* `2 o. `" j* q: Iback to sleep.
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! M! x' r7 N3 r: ~) ]The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
8 h/ Q" X' [, ?: D3 Ywakes the newfie up and asks,

0 q8 G6 R/ X7 J& a* R'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

6 i3 S. L7 D/ P6 c6 G- e/ H% _! UThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
8 l  B7 m3 H5 t  G* B) b% @>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
# c( q# G6 |  ?/ Z5 r0 x>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
; r, g! v7 k/ c. C$ t7 x>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
# l2 S" b, P9 c$ W>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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! i& w) n6 Y# O8 _3 O& E>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
" ]1 j! d1 _& L>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
6 ~: P, \! j5 M7 N5 L) p8 Q>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
, \% u! O- Q& @the newfie would l ...

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. K3 A; S' g) ?& ^: P5 [好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
' a4 H% x; g% Y4 g1 a2 {5 h“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

' E0 k" ?: X+ {0 M* ^真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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+ v! \1 O8 A- K, T% [( m' t" H好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
# ^% v3 G$ w7 X5 @+ q“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

0 W6 T: E9 p, i0 S  W2 k真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

+ l, [- y" X( T6 b+ B" p全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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2 @' Z6 I( s: K( x* J& _; n0 d9 @1 |真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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0 \. G% a  i  H' v别把我往坏路上领啊。

8 T$ b1 A3 [# u. P, e# }你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
. S2 u6 q  q2 L8 f8 T! W, Y加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

5 J. D8 \% {7 R. \. o多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

/ ]! m" P/ W8 Z  M+ y; s  j她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
* n- K8 x8 x6 P紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢