Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
. U' m: @  J  a0 ?0 j0 ythat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
& E( L) M: L, p! g; S6 G7 g- Tthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
* j, J  k, s; n8 f7 U he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
: R: M" p4 g5 p3 R' o+ g lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
7 A. D3 w" f8 X0 Syou pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
1 ?: L0 y& I, i  [5 |1 w" Q will pay you $500.
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2 Z7 D1 x/ q" x4 a5 @7 h- F- S This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

0 P6 a# K4 u3 L" g" y3 y5 e/ A8 b; tThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
: ~/ ~5 h6 `1 O8 _% X' x" l9 tthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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( b4 \2 K$ h2 |: [' `+ s& lThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
4 G$ W0 C: E8 Llawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
1 A0 C4 }$ ^9 A; c4 |three legs, and comes down with four?'
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0 e3 H9 D/ G: o# y2 J' I; pThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
, o$ h$ ]; x! zreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
$ `, v  }9 }, N# F1 Mof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
3 L6 l. f% D$ j0 T$ v: u6 Mback to sleep.

: w. D8 d. J. q0 ?! QThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
& e/ ?! f0 D. Ywakes the newfie up and asks,

7 ]6 f& ~( O7 ?4 H9 M. x'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

. L" ~7 [+ G2 J$ ?The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

1 T, ~3 n0 G2 x. \, gLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
' W) v3 I( P) @2 j, k, `>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
2 q9 b: W) p% \" B$ V>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
  ]5 M, {9 f! ~/ C8 t% q+ @3 u) T>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

, j0 I' R1 L. [>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
4 K8 w9 o/ f* |( N  b>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
3 S% S: ^0 \- B1 j5 ]0 ~, F& E& W* h>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
$ Z7 j( O. L5 x; Z0 e( K% ?4 c" Z>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
( z* H- j9 [3 A* N4 ?( `>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
$ i% ]! m% b. d* [6 s! [. d# Rlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
$ |4 Y, _8 M$ C3 qthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
; C5 V# p) b1 F! ^0 G& z2 Pthe newfie would l ...

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  [9 ~2 s; q8 x" d" a3 _
好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表


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; Q. }# `$ q2 I$ K好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
$ D" r* c$ t( Q" P7 Z2 c“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
: K# |: \& p( n  e好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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8 T% b/ A  F$ g! ]0 @, M真聪明，偶像啊

/ o: W) N# F' w* A6 S# s( n全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

! n( q; w' g+ g1 x4 Y真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

: o* x4 B" X$ A% D, @2 _多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

9 `3 \" j/ V( l. Y1 W& A$ |7 D4 s: o大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

2 O& u1 Y! K; k- f* [3 @/ m大学教授哦，能不剥削？

. M; p# l$ ?3 x4 M* t  @& `4 o5 O她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
! _2 }) z( v( v2 V; J% V" |' @她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
- i# H" ^1 j% A4 G3 U. M5 J/ c3 O紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

$ M2 l0 r, \' K, u8 n说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
+ B5 R, U1 o% t3 J7 w* p' A) _紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

% N$ E& ^) N! q# h& w# l- t哈哈，你们在这开小会呢