Newfie Joke

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-10-31 10:58

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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, S; |8 |. K. O- \, ]5 ~that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if/ k8 A1 e7 L! [
the newfie would like to play a fun game. 0 g/ L* l( t* t, a. N

# b, i% T! u2 `$ }. M1 c0 w2 d, ^ The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so. [* ?# E" F$ I, Q6 \3 q9 p
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
& M7 e( H' k& u% e3 M9 B, J lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I6 L  [( w' A# G3 T  m0 [! ?
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,- j) H1 t. ~, q) W' ]! w, v
you pay me only $5. 7 Y+ f/ y& x) F' O# B1 m  P

* s% R0 |/ p5 M+ Y" R1 p You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
) L( T# w( j/ q' s; Y  f will pay you $500. 7 u4 s0 G  r7 A: X
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep3 f% e& O6 h! l  b
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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; I1 n3 I8 D! gThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his# ]! `& |2 l( c' \; Y# Y
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the, H. w$ [' j9 }: S! q3 s
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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1 ^. F4 v' J5 d1 ?3 F" eHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
3 D7 b7 w5 D8 S: |2 @4 \- i- Ithree legs, and comes down with four?'
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+ i# x& _8 r$ `8 w; T2 GThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all, g+ G' W, g/ w; c/ r" }+ M& Y
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
% b; v9 V- p3 B  r& Mthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour# ]% m: F# Q$ l6 t6 L8 ]! x* V8 t
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and* m# M! P( A) W2 j! t7 a8 A
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right' {" A& S) L1 U" _1 s
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
1 _" P1 P2 u* [wakes the newfie up and asks, . z1 y6 q2 U8 P. r. I* h

- C; O/ m$ A6 u$ k'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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8 v& t2 R/ s4 T8 Q4 iThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $54 c" g' b+ b2 [4 u& C- Z7 \
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao · 发表于 2008-10-31 13:41

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou · 发表于 2008-10-31 20:17

so nice

瓦窑 · 发表于 2008-11-2 08:50

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜 · 发表于 2008-11-13 16:33

Great

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-17 21:36

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:33

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:38

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 8 a; k% ?: { }# t
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a- h$ K0 H+ a( P
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
. N3 C4 C) `9 A6 C# n5 [6 G# dthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
! Z) h0 Q* @7 `" gthe newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 * [! f( _. ]% P9 u' h/ m4 |# v: T
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 }# q' j) t' g4 V2 e0 c) |
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
: J$ S j: u7 E, C! J- u3 s) x“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
$ R5 Y: Z: F( A4 f1 x. M好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 12:33

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 % L) U/ _; g' K' D v
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真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 13:38

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 & t% N/ W% E. w$ y2 Y, I* G4 B8 x/ I

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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:17

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:25

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 # l8 I, L5 T- W; H$ U; ]; a
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你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 I9 @; u6 Q! n0 o: ]/ @
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:57

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 , ~4 y& Q$ Q9 a, n9 } _

2 q! ^- X4 j5 {真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 11:21

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 % h; D+ g6 j1 [. C' @; K, G% J. c

+ [- a" ] r4 D' S/ F1 ]大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多

她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是

）

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-21 12:41

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 13:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 + D8 J9 k, A9 {" C+ Q
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听

，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 + o2 X5 U2 o/ R4 ~7 }
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢

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