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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a0 P7 z3 \% F/ h1 k' ?5 o6 r4 a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb4 b9 W3 `, J, a5 R' w1 F
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
3 X) _  H. J7 L; i' n! ^the newfie would like to play a fun game. 0 [+ M& O( l" n8 C, q8 X0 J
  
/ Q" g9 E9 B# c4 x The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
( {) C. @* Y( {3 @- j5 b4 ? he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
. t) f6 k, m# u1 j lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
( V; T7 v# o) `' v+ ^ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,9 b- @0 e- c: v3 s
you pay me only $5. 7 G" P7 ^: F" i! K, z

( c: w/ K- F3 w1 W. u* a' ~; i You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
6 i* ~% F# V, `% E. |: J/ b will pay you $500. . o1 G- s( N1 l9 l2 |/ J

$ s: p7 h8 Z. V8 [ This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
7 [' ]8 o) g& O; u) I5 ]the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. : E+ n. Q, s& L: T( L; b, t
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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8 A$ k3 \# T& C" XThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his5 s9 [) z# E1 E! ?1 U# [
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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' `" l/ x8 M3 l6 BNow, it's the newfie's turn.% R: K. ~8 x  i1 R2 y% l
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with3 |8 r& @3 ~3 ]4 D) }* j! r
three legs, and comes down with four?' . k( c+ P9 M8 x2 o# ~

9 S) T6 A# i1 j# l7 s6 j* IThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all  V  y0 n0 \5 q5 m) S4 }$ q
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
- a, D3 ~2 H$ Ethe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour$ @# Z9 W0 a5 F, Z% j
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and7 F- d  D% a+ N
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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$ Q4 B9 a% C  X8 k* bThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
( g4 X* e" f( Zwakes the newfie up and asks,
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; Y! z/ K$ R4 o5 {" g! t'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and* `+ Z' N9 a: V1 |+ H
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $53 [$ v9 |( C& R; N. X
and goes back to sleep.. d# ~- ]' y. {6 ]$ r( v# u0 A$ {

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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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; P8 l4 m) R# y6 `, c. `>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
+ M2 k4 X1 K! e9 m; p% t>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason 2 p, ~- i  u, [# D  @1 M, _
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the ( L; O' E: r: w" U
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, " a9 U+ f  g' M6 F$ v
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct: s+ e/ u' d/ {, i# @; N
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
5 I2 y# F% L3 M: L$ Z7 p6 e>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a 0 g7 m  ]/ c+ ]
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
2 |4 K. P, o. A( b+ E  S( |>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
! r. b0 d6 z' N6 o- `7 G>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three5 }$ x. |! s* t7 i
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
8 Y* G, g5 k6 F/ |9 }8 f5 G>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the 4 z: Q0 }' R' }3 V% d2 T
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand 4 M+ ~, M6 P+ S6 }" J# [* d; @
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
1 W6 }2 n8 N  ]/ ]  k2 x) Z6 ^A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
' d! W4 Q& P; n1 f. B% Tlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb: }# i9 d0 M/ j: z
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if3 m6 }0 I8 D: c' y' g6 ]0 M5 r+ ~( t+ e
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:( F3 L. O9 [/ S+ c2 K
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,/ u2 i2 Q2 u6 B5 }4 R( F5 P
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
7 \. u' E9 i7 H5 m加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

: d3 G* l2 K  P2 A6 a( l! g6 i真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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, `. C! o& V% u4 A& b好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:  j7 V+ \( E! y9 n9 C% }
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,0 E& F3 n) n; X+ T2 c+ T6 g# e
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明,偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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7 \$ S1 B" h/ d! L' R# w. b* {+ |: M- @全盘接受一下。

4 S" j- B& [. K真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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% ~+ V. d5 M' x+ }& n0 t别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

. M8 D: c8 a  Z2 y" `* a你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
1 Y$ M4 l  c6 E/ g加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 " o' i- h9 Y$ Q4 p- v
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真博学,偶像啊。
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 ( L# v$ e3 F4 Z6 w6 \- G: y

1 k" F' H# s; e9 D) O0 e( o大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?; {/ x" j( F+ o* e! f2 d
大学教胖还差不多 3 j% v: H+ W6 m3 K
她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 - f0 m, d( O! _- f
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

) U, |' D" C6 B; `( |说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
0 s. k, e* _/ v% |/ i' o" Y紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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