Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
3 |; ^' a) @; hthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
' W  g: g' A0 A8 v8 h4 F4 u The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
& b; j- O! E2 A. l' Z+ r$ a lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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9 }5 _: L7 t/ D% E" GThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
' K9 I& M! r0 L& a  h. ?lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
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; j9 L8 x! |) Aof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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. s$ I- B7 n# o0 B3 M9 n* p2 ZThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
; V+ r6 `& |& |8 x6 w$ ]wakes the newfie up and asks,
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6 i& S# Y/ T: q'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
' `( A+ K2 i3 B5 i. c/ k) xcomes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
* h+ i  w: L7 e9 V( s5 }) Y>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
4 a: d0 ]% S% ^# ]>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
; \, Z  M2 F; t; n. K% X>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
" {; G# {. X% C' f1 {& W>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
1 l" x: i* B  Q1 g6 q8 Y4 f: F>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
, ?$ k& E7 y2 A+ G! W) W  Y" Y- E>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
8 u2 @% n4 i! k6 V9 z  Z1 e>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
' m5 v* n/ A1 }6 V1 G>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
) o) s% I1 `; b8 G0 x- A8 l/ uthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
) N0 b2 l* ]0 sthe newfie would l ...

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. Z5 C# E) C: |; L/ u# j% A好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
. Z% p, \0 `- K( b. f$ [“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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3 F# M' L$ p2 O; g6 x好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
6 G1 K* M/ a# I9 J: i% k3 Q“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

- l7 Q; t' [1 c5 C真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

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irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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  X3 [$ [$ n& C: O2 h/ V0 t全盘接受一下。

0 R+ T. F1 I+ h( n) N% i7 I- [; j真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

, K1 H$ \3 V/ _, _* M9 Y* I, t真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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7 ^# i0 ?# {1 m别把我往坏路上领啊。

1 _1 q8 q1 R( Y: |* s# L! q- V1 H你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

8 Z" i, l8 {$ N. K4 W她是大学教瘦？
" p1 W& p" A2 R  N" T* e. F大学教胖还差不多
' [& X( u3 z: v5 s8 a' L她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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5 L3 H2 ~6 }+ r4 V哈哈，你们在这开小会呢