Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
  b9 y# I7 Z% \# Jlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
. e1 k! X1 a4 J# j( o2 Z) C% Hthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
# `; [0 G) S) w, _8 f8 p5 ~. Ithe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
. j9 K6 t2 \! z6 C( P$ I! K: } lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
3 Y8 @  z+ `% v2 }: y; \* W6 Uask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
- ?$ P& B! y3 H5 q" cyou pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
, d# Q) M3 g3 t1 A& } will pay you $500.
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' a/ @" f/ Q  o This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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1 Q% d: }2 T, ~- [! p; ?The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
+ m. g2 k+ ]  {, Tthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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# v$ F! u- w! l. k. J, Q( uThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
0 l& D( ?, V( n, Y* kpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
8 r+ H0 T8 ?& _/ U: S/ rlawyer.

: ~& ?; W' z3 wNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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% `( {+ R/ ~; d( o5 kThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
3 o2 I+ o# C. _the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
: Q; v4 c# d0 E$ T2 K6 q% jof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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# z) I& Z' ~2 U' g9 IThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

  O' Y2 O$ V3 ?6 }'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
2 b9 X6 c& @  Ncomes down with four?'

7 B2 E. m; I# e0 qThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
7 }' K* U3 O5 M4 A/ B6 pand goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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, \& g- W* B8 `* p& I>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
/ r8 |, Z  E- B8 |4 J* W& ~>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
  x) i$ Z7 H) T* {3 m>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
/ O$ k' I+ v  x3 f4 i) C" ~" {>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

+ a/ _! q  g' C% R>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

& n5 f9 I' B& n3 o$ S" W. u>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
/ c$ {* a! G& Q" L: T7 ~9 I9 Z>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
6 U, Q  w* W6 n  a+ @* R>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
! I/ |! p% ]7 ~& O# \* dlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
# @, T/ I) b% c/ athat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
. s* \5 c5 x2 B4 y# K6 Q加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

/ U- w, H  {, x, c' P真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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2 |; ~* @  s$ G- B/ ?% \8 P) ?好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
( t8 u  s" ^$ P; B( S“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
- M+ h6 ]# L- k: @1 ?5 e% }/ C好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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" e$ v, ~0 c  z# V) Q真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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9 m, M& A$ O+ S  Q! b2 H) @别把我往坏路上领啊。

& w, s- j, X# X5 [* e' j% a: ?0 r你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
: G& V4 l% X$ a& [; e加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

; W6 K" w; p5 c) [' v4 Z& v多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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) G) u& g% I$ [& _. c2 j3 g真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

6 S% L  Q+ P! W" K) a她是大学教瘦？
9 L( u4 [; W0 s3 K) Q. k大学教胖还差不多
8 P8 F7 ]2 v6 J1 H$ N- K* t# x她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
! a4 A9 C9 G. [7 [* [2 u紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

2 {, c7 T9 l+ b0 B& e# W7 ~: D$ S3 A说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
+ o6 N% E. A1 H- R9 U紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢