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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
# H& n" Q% v8 h$ i( q# Elong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
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the newfie would like to play a fun game. 7 v9 _  N8 V% c8 x6 n3 ~
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so  T8 j3 Y) a2 Y' Q6 x
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
( p( L8 g" i$ J8 S lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
! T( n/ p4 a, _: ?% Kask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,5 E0 ?2 m/ p3 n
you pay me only $5. 5 t% c+ _; s- J9 a1 y; u9 m/ _% |
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's$ R1 E8 k& k" s5 H4 e' Q- G
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' 0 L8 J- ~# y# \) {$ |" k& E. }$ W
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
: r& s+ N/ X; v; y) Fpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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7 }" B6 h! F+ r% ?He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
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* [3 T9 q( m( j8 z. ~% F3 y7 O7 H2 bThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
# h# Z4 P' m9 c5 [4 ~: F3 Vreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
; |& t6 P2 V" r  c( x1 n9 ^the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
9 b3 V/ H5 l6 V9 b- mof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and: u2 Q$ ~) x  @8 S
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right2 P6 E/ N" }( t6 X% L
back to sleep. " ]4 [4 o( U! V/ r
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He* U( \  j7 b3 y3 S
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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; x9 e1 L, B0 v& F! N'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!/ N6 i) p" F4 K. O/ G8 i7 O

- V. a3 Y% T7 G4 C# ?" _Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the' F0 D$ B* x1 t: ]0 n+ a* g
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
  X4 R- U' e5 Y, t>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
' o, c# ?2 E8 Q! `1 f>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the ! m6 d9 x4 ]' g' ^/ |2 \
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, # b3 R( ?2 c) P( N2 t2 O- o
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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3 a9 k/ f+ [+ e; F, ~5 c( `$ x+ m>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research 7 Y4 W7 N# k0 O" h- a
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
5 R, v+ a3 N. G4 n8 Y* }+ W* f>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more 4 L; U* B+ a* I3 Y% D& r
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
* v( Y" R) s& \* p9 L2 m0 |+ Q$ P9 I>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's # U- _% `. s; c1 [1 A
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
6 O. ~3 {* W9 d9 p) Y+ v* H+ E* _/ A>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand 2 C8 z1 T$ M7 H7 P. @3 z- i+ {
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 , T4 f+ A" X: s& m( @! s$ K
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
2 e; e0 g. Y( [, ]long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb6 `* O' z* a6 ?9 D' T. N, m1 Q" p: H
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if' T3 ]/ J; K8 [4 j
the newfie would l ...

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; ?7 I- N6 c% i# @9 K8 {好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
+ L$ ]6 ]6 U* C* S$ v# s+ x  }& S2 b“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
) c4 A& b" K. @4 x/ _, x好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 3 y& U5 ~( F8 Q2 i+ W- J3 ]. A6 \
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 " d9 M) _7 j" ]
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) |8 y8 O6 ~0 k) c# Y好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
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好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明,偶像啊

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6 j' _' q1 P- W2 j( v; T全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 + Q* ^) N/ S% ~9 f

2 O& K& G# J5 T! p1 _真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 $ i' `  M7 v. Z6 H/ K/ n
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 ) r3 q; t; A/ i; [

( U# Y1 V# _! M4 Q. r( ], d# X$ q真博学,偶像啊。
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表   T& b  u3 u, s, ?
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?

" q* H" U2 d* w+ k* t她是大学教瘦?% \; r+ o8 j$ O
大学教胖还差不多
2 ~- O8 E5 B5 R. r7 z2 f5 n她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 $ f( |, y  G: i  V2 m  x8 x0 k% o
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
9 \1 I- q( S7 I紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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