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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
: }$ _& U. x2 V8 P+ b7 hlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
3 O# X; M! o4 r: U5 h& ^8 v! _that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
( @4 s/ C) F# Y  z/ p/ |the newfie would like to play a fun game. 9 ~! U9 i8 ]$ @4 [7 D9 W- ^
  
2 v6 n: o) a+ l4 a The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
* l1 ~- v# t* P he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The* @4 v4 O+ e3 m9 j
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I& E+ Y; ?! R! v
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,( K" J& @0 Y2 K
you pay me only $5. 3 ~9 o! Q# e6 v) [7 Q$ j0 z! F

4 q4 }% T9 `  U' G8 w+ b% ] You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
0 [( g! n( O% p+ ^! G; ?6 E: P will pay you $500. : t$ e. C' K' j8 i& N; P7 N
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's! m0 `9 z  q1 m$ j- g
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' % z+ U6 h2 C2 `4 N
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his) @6 N) g4 F* |& s4 H
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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+ L' |% k  b/ [5 y* s+ i# vNow, it's the newfie's turn.- l' D: n& o6 l! ]" G: S9 Z

% I# u) Y: T6 L$ n, }He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
& t" s. ?5 t5 V' P: a$ n* Jthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
" A. Z* ~% B  Rreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
, i! Y1 E0 h- l0 {the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
. w' M: [( d. Eof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
1 p+ b# ^' b9 n, D9 F  S, jhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
2 w5 o/ |1 z$ ~$ hback to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
0 O& ]% g3 C# U" J/ ewakes the newfie up and asks, # T* r1 i' L6 J5 O, y* R' |
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and+ e& N" E* ~. n, r/ J
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!* M  U% V+ A4 J4 P2 x0 B
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the4 Q' U8 F% J$ o& k( W0 G7 t

- L2 P, o. D, ]3 [7 T0 u% {>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
+ z& q* V" U0 w* I4 C>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
! W) L* b. ]" D4 }) D  K+ T9 |>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the $ e5 d) a' S5 @$ h5 W
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, 2 q8 C" _3 \! X4 Z
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
7 Y3 x  }# J3 @; n: c) U>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a ; |% W* c$ w# x1 n
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more 8 k% K$ |2 ^; H8 R2 ^9 |1 z6 e
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
! X9 c2 i, R8 c>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three. _4 t( B8 D7 D  _+ I

% e. _! @4 l* o5 N8 u/ b>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
, l" Z3 F4 Y% G3 b2 D! L! N>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the ; B7 |) m. G7 B! M8 B# j
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
, v! d7 U  Q. Q$ S" \>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
. p. v8 h  m* @- d& ~A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
1 f/ X% ^. ?! M! @: G4 g/ clong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
0 ~$ q* S, b( a9 Vthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if+ u3 A. i4 d5 e" N; D
the newfie would l ...
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:+ A9 p5 ?' Y, w8 I/ D  I$ w6 i6 O
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
7 Q% ]8 N) V+ {, r- q! Z好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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& G  ^0 t- p- `' B8 D* h好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
& A# P( j2 C9 P9 ]2 U3 A- }9 {“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
# E% N% o+ L/ q; c( |5 }8 V" u4 R- r好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

9 n5 C7 C( K8 r+ r0 W. ^5 K真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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. l: I5 s+ B7 X) z: b; Q* z* }真聪明,偶像啊

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- L5 p2 N, H9 J7 V全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 ' i: u! k3 l, X( ^/ B9 }) _( T7 R

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全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 % d0 m4 t. @# C4 l7 y

4 b, F5 J& o* [/ x- C真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

" g3 X; t* l" u9 X7 w1 \+ Q你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 / S6 H9 G" [% Z5 @
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

* Z- g: W% y8 L2 n多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 % m. `% S/ D7 y, m
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真博学,偶像啊。

$ O" i$ \2 _! D& B8 n' a( S大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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她是大学教瘦?9 O9 Y. S1 f8 R+ o" j2 [5 c
大学教胖还差不多
* ^) a3 W- v* p: I她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 $ e( O, H+ l7 i( N$ `1 p, j
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

1 P! k( C! A& [+ o( |3 ~说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
3 L4 P9 w) k/ b/ H% \+ K紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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