Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
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lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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0 U4 O- d1 \/ Y1 N8 U. gThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
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the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
; z" c% e& k' b* cof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
, S+ `& L" Q5 H; e  Hback to sleep.

2 {+ J7 c  F9 R, jThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
1 _/ Q/ q+ W) J% iwakes the newfie up and asks,
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* u& c. X) r% L9 V0 l- m' P'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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. G) v8 A- H7 d7 ^; m9 W7 o) ~The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
! R( s0 h) a# T3 d2 o% \1 j>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
: G8 V6 w, H* J; Y, h& j5 m7 Y>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
. o2 L" C# T$ N, N>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
9 `2 d6 V, G$ D  A* a5 D5 \>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
" W& V, l* c) M$ i>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
8 O  p5 l4 v1 e- W/ ^% p" p( I+ rthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
9 w8 A' ]; [) ^" w: E& Vthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
% t" A) |$ x+ `“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
/ I2 W! H7 a: X, L6 P# B* Y+ G加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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" U, h6 ~5 V; d) K5 F1 |% N9 n好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
* E% ~- @6 P' }“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
, H* E$ A( u4 a& V好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

* C" ]& x: a; K+ V- ~真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

5 D/ a) S9 g# O1 M2 g' i, Q真聪明，偶像啊

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irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

: Q  _& c0 ~; p真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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7 D' @3 m3 B0 d/ H$ a- ~9 e1 `别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

/ f, H& n: e* o3 v9 {5 S2 A你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
1 X# h- F) Z" [; @加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

" f3 _( p1 l# d多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
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" b0 X( i" T5 z$ s! j6 |, @3 V她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
# i# R: J* v3 o0 J. _- m- n, I紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

' @* N+ d8 k2 q8 ^$ ^# l说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
! |2 l0 T1 M8 [* M( h; H紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢