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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if  A, H0 L4 W9 R' B! I% }' V% T, a
the newfie would like to play a fun game. ! v# b1 d  I% a+ R, q) m) C
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
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lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I2 A5 J6 q$ J3 @4 o3 X- [) j
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
! m2 v) ?$ Q* B: ^* ~  i* hyou pay me only $5. 6 }  P& l4 h. e* f3 C

& x4 B% W5 `# o4 { You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I0 h) K3 q- \* J3 z
will pay you $500. ; q+ ~8 A2 R9 k+ ?, q
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep' t  T+ Z% j% B, X( C" R6 i
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. 3 ?* X: l- M+ w* X3 G" |6 p

7 t- C  C; G- w* TThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his" p1 Q0 w9 }& A( K5 W& r; z
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with7 D/ ]* T  A9 e5 u! z8 x8 c
three legs, and comes down with four?' : f! G* a  t/ o. l5 V

' ~. e/ l9 O) r* ^. S4 Q/ W% vThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
9 n' D6 ]' j* _- Sreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all: `2 x. C3 D# O' D: r3 q
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour- K3 M$ s5 b" {7 T4 q
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and( M# |  y+ d1 e. n9 _) L2 \
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He; ?; ^  Q8 q! v* Y& o
wakes the newfie up and asks, + g( q! {+ X7 ^% ?  s

& T. }; X# h: I3 P. `'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
: j8 n& q3 k+ c- }4 _comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5# |6 `: B& t5 b) T
and goes back to sleep." R/ c& d/ M1 ^; b/ q
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!& s9 Q3 h! p' d1 X( f$ ^" i
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

老杨团队 追求完美
>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two " f+ T9 D6 Y8 b3 i1 G" f8 P
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason & H6 }! \: k( p% z8 A" M
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
- b0 H6 h' Q8 V4 u>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, ; A4 g6 [2 |! D% u9 f
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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& w0 ]3 x1 {( d; I0 M8 P+ {; S>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
+ J  o" p( G2 C7 _/ t/ f( \, {3 z>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
* D+ S; g- s# G>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more : S; g2 |4 X# [& J* @+ Y% s
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
! s- w* Y* o( i( m) w0 J3 k>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three9 u# ^7 u- y9 P+ k

2 u# |6 D+ L) V, O>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
3 M2 t2 i3 Z: J8 l: j>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the 8 V2 ~  L) K. z1 y, U! ~
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand 2 n3 @9 X; j) C# u1 D* u
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
& P* A2 \* }3 o3 E" {A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
2 a1 X9 @* c* U9 `+ clong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb5 U3 N% v# ?  ^) D# b
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if+ I2 F7 \, x  T( G( b
the newfie would l ...

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& G& l" D9 k2 l) [好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:" K/ `/ f9 N, k+ ?0 X" L3 r' b
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,8 z) E+ K; q+ l# P, D! f& b
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 2 ]8 v& i$ T# N5 ^2 c
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

2 Q. v! A! |; i- W2 J真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:. p, t2 \9 ^' x- p1 o1 }
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,! m" `& Y' ]  b5 w  ~
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明,偶像啊

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4 R* d$ ~7 }4 Q+ b7 E1 E8 \全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 ! I( f* M9 Y! }1 F4 ?
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& R& Y. t+ P/ q$ L  X! I全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表   u: J8 q; ~* i! G: S$ z0 m
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表   ^' p' [: \. ?
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

4 F' h3 ?6 z3 Z你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
9 D: z) z0 t: A2 q2 d: X0 T加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

* ~' _$ L' T2 O7 i$ g多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学,偶像啊。

1 e) h6 P9 Q. L6 s$ S大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 * X- O! y8 M2 I$ s  g/ F% ^8 e
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?, |) }6 h" u3 Z$ A3 f; `; W
大学教胖还差不多
$ Z/ n' Z% j9 [她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 ' G1 r  _- n  L4 H5 p
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

: |0 G! g: [9 G1 L+ P- F  a$ Q说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 # x: V0 O0 T* s3 h( z! U3 b
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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. R7 _$ |; }* ~9 C) i0 {* t哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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