Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
  J7 J7 K- u9 v( @- N; Wthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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. m2 [6 F- P0 o5 R2 f The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
1 b) _. L9 h5 l he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
( G, L; l$ @' z! A lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
! j# w- `$ v1 Q: ]ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
2 ?/ e+ S" x. A8 V) D1 S$ ^+ |you pay me only $5.

6 O, b) f2 P+ B' P- |, G You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
/ s. q; Z3 o- n( E6 i1 G/ b will pay you $500.
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  o( K+ B/ h0 i" v9 V! H, V This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
5 y% |5 C2 `) k8 {) U! i$ Z0 Jthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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# ], {! r, m% h" k; M0 ZHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
5 D2 L% l+ M. ?+ cthree legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
1 ?* x2 `. \2 G( q1 g, O3 w8 sthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
- c' w: L! x7 f9 i& pof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
2 r; T0 U. @  f0 `. Y( qback to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
" f7 T' N7 _( F8 S  P- pcomes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

6 [! [) o$ j6 bLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

: P& Y& h/ T- K) C$ t6 y* d/ d7 r>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
: \% \/ X# Z: v>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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+ E% a2 E& b5 L% w% p( H) @" x" ]& j>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
8 J$ X2 g6 U! ?# M& N' A  D>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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+ c9 W1 d. l3 X$ Y" n" s7 P>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
8 e& R# l$ M+ o4 [>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
; n! r) w+ w8 }  l4 r, E>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
: v4 \( Q7 d8 w& s' b1 H' ethat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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. T# F$ X& z2 V( A+ \- q好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
+ |; ^9 p& n* [$ }“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
. t2 X4 M/ V9 I4 q加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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% M+ T: E" n# V0 A+ E好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
: z" h" u' @2 ^) {8 |好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

- L5 [0 m+ Q4 h. K5 F& D真聪明，偶像啊

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' O! k. x- W! h全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

1 G2 O1 ^9 a# v3 ^3 g+ H真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

5 _  y+ o$ @4 V大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
- q& O. I+ g: v: P5 G- j她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
9 l1 ?' y2 L% w; ~; N9 I紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
) G  I$ V* Y1 d: F; c: w9 Z6 k紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢