Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
$ o3 x5 |8 i2 f5 {+ z5 Z' A3 Q The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
7 f& c/ }3 l7 q4 z$ N- T" V8 N( J lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
0 ~. s; E) h/ p; `8 _1 Fask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
- V+ E+ B/ P; A4 m, x8 S1 {) D: [you pay me only $5.

6 n; ~7 Q* q  B# v5 h4 }7 [) W You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
, C9 w- q, l) X  e4 Z- L6 i  R' z will pay you $500.

& D" m0 I( E: R1 A+ l This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

9 v' G, j' ?: \9 DThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

: [* f  f9 }4 q7 ?( @; m. BThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
% O* ]! _) E9 |6 T- g# l0 Y( h& Apocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
4 s- \4 _) b" c0 H+ ^lawyer.
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3 c, g% P- M! x% p* y& C3 TNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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/ q" I; V7 N1 O( n% e; qHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
: x- {' u  H" E3 c* X- i$ |3 v  Fthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
" k! y6 M0 V/ x+ |references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
$ K- g) F8 e" _! dthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
4 i( L% T+ F3 n! X2 c( Hback to sleep.

+ O2 R/ s+ o$ Z# eThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
2 @  w( f5 K/ @3 }- swakes the newfie up and asks,
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+ C: @1 C& x- n) K'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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2 P2 `7 R5 y$ S$ F7 i- K* ?0 O>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
- h+ o' ~9 K! @" h; D>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
3 q# X" k, l$ L  _" v( k>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
& |! R& I, k# y6 W' y>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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7 ]  Z7 @& L/ F/ r>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
$ K3 Y" t6 `. o>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
4 W+ _4 O# ^0 P3 I: w, Y0 K  y3 M>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
1 I4 @# a/ |9 J- d# d9 ?+ R>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
# p7 r* \( k/ C# T0 Zlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
! [+ V- x  h" [. P/ M8 m5 qthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

8 @! J6 @9 r6 Y; }+ Y真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
; c% f* p$ o. u“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
, \! G3 C7 V3 O- L! l( g  Q8 V& t好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

  {( l9 Z% W+ `真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

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: u' Y+ p$ u+ L$ B0 w4 |: L2 _全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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) W7 e% v) ~' }' ~全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

$ w+ }8 ?# ?  R4 O* }2 j/ s真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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6 {) B3 Q0 V4 R, F& T$ R别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

7 j" S+ d/ N% ?; s大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
/ y( y2 `- \6 z3 t6 b: f+ [4 h大学教胖还差不多
+ Z/ \1 W' P' \3 \她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
  P  Y! F- A4 B8 {: F紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

# l+ c& }. s% i说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
" {& z, y- u6 j7 Y$ y紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

# a' z0 @4 x6 D1 T哈哈，你们在这开小会呢