Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
* }8 c' R& X, v8 s) A5 k% Gthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
- ]# S8 A& M# j3 othe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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6 _5 U/ @" U! t* `  P The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
7 e4 J) o0 a8 b% P) H! [9 N4 B he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
' E4 M, f) ^) ^9 @" }( @6 { lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
: A2 S+ u' D4 I) y: T# _$ n! f8 Wask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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& T$ k( M1 v3 Z9 O2 H$ \8 f You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

7 b* C. A1 A+ a This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
; F3 `5 ~- t% u$ S+ G2 B5 E! i4 G* R+ hthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

8 k) u7 ]7 E4 ?& a0 jThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
; r9 H5 T9 d3 C. q4 T" kthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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' A0 R" R4 W2 L% W2 JThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
' v( X$ o2 {$ t# {lawyer.

% R7 d  x. ]$ z, S0 G. RNow, it's the newfie's turn.

; K' z0 D5 |( H% ~He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
: ?' N* |2 r; xthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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) l) b% I9 R) ~3 a9 m% ~The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
, D0 A4 d( u" W* {: H+ l5 x9 @* ~of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
! D/ _- n- x  g  R+ ghands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
9 s( b9 v% D7 I( Z  U' Oback to sleep.

; y( Y  e" ?+ RThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
/ D- ?" H( t% K' z4 C  F) scomes down with four?'

4 y+ r, N+ f8 k4 @% p  ]$ LThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
+ U8 q& K; O+ x% I7 p) M8 mand goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!

4 F/ W( u# w( h' U. E6 \& Q3 gLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
9 J) F- {: }9 A  C. t' M>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
7 q4 n. V9 R$ d" J# A. c>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
5 `5 [: s3 A* m, k9 W. t, j5 o7 _$ d/ F>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
5 }4 J0 Q. x; }2 F' A$ h* F6 e>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

5 I6 l8 V* w0 E- v! Q+ q" e>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
  X- ^0 _8 t0 a>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
# \( e) G$ F+ G- d- U" i>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
' F6 L5 d' h$ K! c( E) h>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
5 e; {: X0 r3 Y8 J5 ?>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
3 u+ |$ b0 L8 j5 t( hlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
  \) O& z' r" e4 v# `" Ithe newfie would l ...

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3 j: ^& C' e# ]4 ]好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
0 _- g1 I2 y3 R6 ^4 `5 C“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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2 W! O/ j  ?/ l* ~好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
; l" F* {1 r* |$ C7 s好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

5 v7 K% U7 v  g% L+ J真聪明，偶像啊

8 ~$ f# E- s# y1 J1 l全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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  s/ q, }/ r) O; K6 {, r1 z4 x4 ]/ B' [全盘接受一下。

; W' [1 N1 ^# P, ?真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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; h& W1 D6 I8 o( Q别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

/ u+ p+ ~& Q1 x- K多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

3 n( [% X: y! \- C) C/ ~9 U大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

* ]* g# S0 |& H* Z5 `4 T她是大学教瘦？
( H/ X1 v1 V" |2 M6 D大学教胖还差不多
+ K8 K; c2 p! p: G她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
/ f% [% d( d2 E7 q, _紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

: u/ B, [8 v; r+ m; @哈哈，你们在这开小会呢