Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
! p9 i- D6 ^0 Zthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
* _8 K* \5 k0 p" W& _- \5 I The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
/ y9 G: F2 \8 ? he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
! Z/ y. J6 t7 s( x! q( A+ x# b5 V lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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+ e0 [3 {& G$ ~# n6 a& C This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
. Q( q5 ^3 l5 J* D& m: b1 }the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
! p; }$ @8 s) t! _# N: I" Qpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
7 T2 H! W0 M, q' h' g; O$ b8 V" Llawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
9 O' g" o( i& H) x: f% d& ?three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
; h/ t$ m  @, x  z$ Greferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
$ D" {" [# }" ~5 @' @2 O( a1 ?5 Ethe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
4 T- @! W8 T: d3 s' J4 f+ dof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
0 E8 |# a  v" R" a# e! ?hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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7 T% u! U, d  @2 y( MThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
$ g% U7 d: Z4 r7 X/ i) Y# Hwakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
) S6 E2 K0 e. `. J9 v; `comes down with four?'
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/ p6 \& Z6 E* p% }, x6 n+ J- cThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

8 G# f* Y/ ^' N6 KLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
+ r9 `) Z1 a- M/ l>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
3 c, P" ?/ k0 a# {>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
  W& X# r8 R5 k  U! N>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
, ^, f. Y1 Z1 x+ z+ H>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
3 f6 S1 b% P) }( @& ?3 C>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
8 i) p; }$ j, C& x>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
) ^$ Z" i, O2 n& [3 ?>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
* @( I( V4 P0 f>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
; R- y) R8 J) T" }1 A: ?- V1 ^' ?A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
* _! l4 M* {' b3 U6 _& k9 V  m/ ]( v' p好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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. i' u+ ]4 e- \好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
' Y) w+ @. r, f9 U' @“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
+ M/ I, g. @9 `/ \好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

( V, ?( y2 r: H$ m6 l全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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5 D" E  C( N# x1 c全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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3 r" z' i- F6 ^+ B' w! K& t- ]2 I别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

% X4 S  f" p9 U' }5 d- e: G0 ]& Y; `多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
5 W2 K/ b" K5 d" ]2 W: I她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
! B7 L# K& J! U# g* k$ Y& l紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

* \$ L/ q! ?; b! j& G  }4 C8 J! k说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
7 f- w9 b2 o7 G+ b' J8 @/ @0 e. W紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢