Newfie Joke

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-10-31 10:58

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a9 S+ U3 R3 _9 A: S4 B
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
. |0 w# O0 |% @) O: Othat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
( w& k: I: K% X7 q: nthe newfie would like to play a fun game. 7 q9 p3 N4 g8 W3 K$ x7 s4 X
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so4 z$ X' q8 T2 d5 z6 A2 J
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
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# h  G/ ^+ O1 g8 p# w/ iask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
8 u) \6 D# ~4 qyou pay me only $5.
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* f2 T2 b/ [6 }& h# N You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I: Q# Q2 i% V' e% e) F! k
will pay you $500. 9 s  X3 |7 Z0 B3 t$ ^" o
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep4 u$ E1 p6 Q$ b: g" _$ j
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. # o+ |& u; q/ M( x
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
$ [7 l5 i& I1 J2 Y0 o5 Lthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?' ! S0 b. W. V5 I* K

2 I+ x6 }' A. _0 h5 u7 ]1 _2 DThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
( r, N, ^7 C1 W0 e% J8 L( i4 Rpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the6 o6 V# i2 i5 t. ^3 h! V9 I
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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three legs, and comes down with four?' ! v# L  P5 j( k
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
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of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and( B% ~0 u% x4 e4 Y* k
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right9 @& U2 ?, Y4 b! F1 M1 n" R, I
back to sleep. 0 U% m- F9 b: ]* s1 _) K$ z

9 j7 e) Q. U, h' h+ W( lThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He1 }% ~+ O& q; B3 P8 o
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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1 H5 y' P  ]: N4 T- @- X" x'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and6 m4 n* c" m7 c1 ^4 \
comes down with four?' * {8 y8 A# D2 m4 W- s) D+ |3 V

9 S1 e0 t0 P  f  C7 G; AThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
/ H, I" S  a) P; D1 h& nand goes back to sleep.
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billzhao · 发表于 2008-10-31 13:41

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou · 发表于 2008-10-31 20:17

so nice

瓦窑 · 发表于 2008-11-2 08:50

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜 · 发表于 2008-11-13 16:33

Great

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-17 21:36

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:33

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:38

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 , q7 h c+ d$ c
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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the newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 : g0 \2 o2 d% Q* H+ P% H& y9 f
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
; [7 p1 S; i4 A% n“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，# f5 u- T- K# o
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 12:33

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 3 `8 F# ?. K* t* R

# @5 L1 b2 `. x8 W2 h真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 13:38

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 . Q4 A; w3 G8 i/ b3 t/ Y7 }+ u- {
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6 e+ r; ^0 F: C- v R" v全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:17

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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, S1 C) n0 |" R5 ^真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:25

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
: N0 O/ V3 x# n2 R6 ]加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:57

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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; h/ U" ^" h' v `真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 11:21

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 3 q+ o/ _2 c$ K' b1 Z1 c# Q! R
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多

她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是

）

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-21 12:41

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 13:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
& J+ h) ^/ l% V/ t. {! n紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听

，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
9 m* j8 q J; Y; g+ f$ E紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢

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