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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a% T; ]0 T2 ]3 Y7 Q$ a; T
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
: w2 H9 R( y, q9 n. m( uthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
" y' P" p( u# v' g0 i& Gthe newfie would like to play a fun game. 1 o) |, l) Z% V0 C
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so' F8 ]0 L6 w7 E! ?- U. K/ X. e
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The3 O. n) b2 h. ]( D% W
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I* L" q5 b7 e4 g' Z) }
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,& f  k* I' M: I& q
you pay me only $5. * W# s# r2 |" T) Z; s  M

1 a, ~: B! A# X* q+ Y0 k1 r You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep! p  z6 P2 |. a  e- w  p& O0 \! W/ ]2 Y% ]
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. ' i& B3 r% T2 l( N8 ?! G
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's5 R6 F# L2 O6 ^5 C$ b6 L
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' 2 p, v5 p$ c8 m% j: f) v* P$ W
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
; ~& T2 ]0 I4 \1 P* c- |7 L4 spocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the. V3 _* }2 ]) U4 c" x3 C1 T
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.1 L' g/ K3 N) ?

' G! x$ B+ e7 P! DHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
8 e( e) I8 ^$ x0 L0 L; H1 V9 g2 ]three legs, and comes down with four?'
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. b& N) e9 P( k1 mThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all" o+ J" {3 A& r. y
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
( [7 M& L( T  V5 ?the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
. v, K6 c9 L, F$ {; uof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and6 g2 H) d7 k' J- l- M7 c
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right! C& ~9 t, W5 T. ]  B
back to sleep.
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. ]0 p  t3 }/ ^4 d( i& CThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
+ G" I8 n7 ]% pwakes the newfie up and asks, 4 W8 d5 v5 E& J" D4 d: a+ I  A

4 Q8 O3 R1 b8 P, r( x3 }'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and  t, s( f, {, r& B, S* V# G
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!0 F& N7 S4 l5 @( Z

, C1 z1 f3 ?0 u) i! ]Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the! T* Y1 ^+ r4 ~2 D% Z

$ b* O  `2 c% T! Q>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two 0 b9 P8 U9 O" [2 |3 m
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
. F4 V$ u. q* Q+ {, }>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
8 {2 {" k9 N6 }, @- ]8 V  j>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
8 H6 s2 }) @( j$ y, Q>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct( |- B: L: y. [) J+ t

% z' l8 A1 O; E2 l2 `( l  \: W>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research " G! t+ }; I- C3 l- _/ f6 e
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a : ^  _( z# o  n- C
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more * k, d2 H+ Z9 U/ W" G% s
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, 5 t/ G# h0 k0 J: r1 i2 d
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
$ N# O9 F5 ?2 R>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the & D8 a7 B, A! x$ M: B; A
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
) G0 Y- Y  b7 B8 B& L+ N>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
( A/ k" _5 y% JA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if6 r% m" T3 l& ]; k. d
the newfie would l ...
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. H7 C5 w( A; Q好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
, }3 q5 y! g) ^* Y0 {2 p8 i4 g“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,7 b% B9 `% P9 i" x4 v
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
, {  R9 m4 t. t$ u0 K6 V5 L加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 . y- F3 d; k; w4 V6 n" r
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:/ Q. t2 o/ W3 L3 i
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
% K- N5 t1 c8 o% o8 R7 Z好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

( ~, i' _/ G' h( h真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明,偶像啊
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全盘接受一下。
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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6 {* e7 i0 L2 N; O真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

8 U# G& g5 O, c/ S7 B* P你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
6 ?6 G, E  r" K加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

% a: z7 G/ f, c0 b' K多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 3 A' F2 p& ]* k7 @3 `4 r
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真博学,偶像啊。

8 q( B  J/ h  ]: p大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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& F7 V4 C) f3 Z* Q大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?
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她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
+ Q4 Q! z7 ]' B+ X紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

- w0 Y5 B& [) [' j4 o- i; H# S* [# w说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
5 W3 m7 U" K. d- h1 z& ]紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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# }2 U: h! M  t1 T2 v' l! f哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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