Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
) R( u7 {" `+ s, k6 ~" M, L# e The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
0 a6 R/ V0 N/ ~) y: a7 T9 X he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
. s8 _5 R1 T1 p# [' C9 t- `ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
: Q: ~! t/ D1 zyou pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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4 k8 |4 Q* g1 B; x7 n This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

; l5 `1 I* |1 b' D/ f9 |& oThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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8 e9 T# @0 W  M9 H2 J  u+ gThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
4 [& k& h/ _0 c9 s8 e: i8 P1 s1 {pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

6 U/ ^& G. W: ?3 @; r' cNow, it's the newfie's turn.

+ E* ]3 X( N3 h5 T, j7 ]' [He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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$ E( x+ O4 n, l& E! v0 TThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
6 C$ g# Z/ _- p0 v5 d% V) eof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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8 U% L' U, H( M1 X& r, NThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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& [6 V% S9 A% ^& c( x" b- a. S6 ~Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
' t/ e: D1 f! s; @8 T: @>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

. U. {' d: h4 i: W>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
1 ^3 z& n1 r" d. e9 X6 M5 W9 Q>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
/ O$ c4 F4 x  C; L$ w>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
2 L3 S5 o9 L, b. r- G# L>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
0 s6 u0 M% T9 i+ o5 h& k& y“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
1 q2 d, k3 m* P" H* ~/ M好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表


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/ v' A, H  _' l4 K/ ]7 l: z0 E好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
: O: y( `# B/ a& N, [& Z好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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' r+ a$ O$ V1 T0 u) ^7 |, b! P真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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; r8 p) X4 q0 M+ _1 n( c: }别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表


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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
! h9 c0 @+ Y7 f$ q( R4 l% v" _加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

+ m# e& b) g5 o9 ~多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

$ w; p( ?$ P: k" K. _大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

. Y, V# ^, G  \) p8 c她是大学教瘦？
8 v0 b5 {$ O/ j8 Z大学教胖还差不多
4 _1 n- T' i( V她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
6 v+ f. l' S& |" Z* X$ h, o紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

; o, s' A0 y6 R% C- ?9 p5 ~& r说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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