埃德蒙顿华人社区-Edmonton China

 找回密码
 注册
查看: 5003|回复: 20

Newfie Joke

[复制链接]
鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
8 S( g0 y2 J- o8 B! s: slong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb1 W) N2 \, x' i, W% x
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
6 B5 R. J" @+ |, O) |! T/ kthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
% {( z( p: F% y& C5 z( c7 T! J  ( g$ z  [+ k4 U/ f& i! f: b) ]6 `
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
+ n& e, u4 P1 X he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The1 f: [" p" W! T5 ]: S6 d
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
$ h5 C& z+ |& n9 Z% R0 ~: Dask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,& J) r# ^& O/ `  H4 a$ {8 u
you pay me only $5. : G8 X0 p4 F7 x" [: m
& l8 e5 }/ D) h; @# k
You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I" O3 S: n$ i: [1 N; f+ H4 r( d
will pay you $500. " k1 h; T& j) o* [! ~% U

) g. n* ^, V2 z This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
6 C5 s6 G8 d- x( U0 m+ Athe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
- y$ ?, }$ d5 I6 E, o8 @
0 Y4 @# s  E: z! ?2 y4 D+ E" X; L- QThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
# |- |  Z9 M2 f0 I1 b/ z; m6 Tthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?' & L/ z- ^5 p( h  I5 _
5 p) S4 \# F; Z. Q) N
The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his9 ^( p  o/ P* ?! ]
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the( \8 [4 s3 {$ R
lawyer.
6 z' q( s2 g- b$ J! ?- P* k- z  I# [
Now, it's the newfie's turn.6 x4 k; R9 }8 i5 S; ~

" g+ T% _# E/ r' V9 q% @He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
% _6 {8 x+ D4 ]* b; U$ Nthree legs, and comes down with four?'
6 x% O* o4 ^* |# d; v3 G% z- `9 H0 H: z1 j2 D
The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
  O# \  v1 k4 ^4 _, i) M' J+ ireferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
' O( g. D8 V7 ]9 [; Q# j. dthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
9 Z4 v8 a, b8 s3 v9 x) Oof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and9 D  L7 U, q% ?# j! A% D
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
- r+ n# E1 i+ d# p' vback to sleep. # u- p2 O5 c, h# u4 Y0 F# `9 Y' S

5 u7 V: E9 X" f2 RThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
% _* ]5 Z3 d4 f0 ?wakes the newfie up and asks, - M8 G+ ~; W6 `. X5 ?7 F6 M3 J. ~
* R$ x) L  t% P6 r5 x
'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
. N# A$ T' ]/ K/ ]/ A2 ?comes down with four?'
4 n7 }* J, g" U5 H3 c
5 q% m$ X6 c$ W5 Z5 bThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5( o% A7 D/ v% d7 \/ X% e6 B
and goes back to sleep.
. l( Z" t9 j/ w$ E8 }
. h9 K, L! u8 d' k: \
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!, P: x6 T3 f7 W3 }1 X9 _7 n

' X( |5 F' Z3 R* c$ }: u$ pLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

老杨团队 追求完美
>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
/ Y# ~9 t5 H; U7 w- p1 y5 N: w$ p$ P6 c9 X+ |# G, J, H1 O3 @6 \
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
2 `. ?. Z/ n+ _>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
7 ]2 S  D2 S5 Q; n>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the % U2 l" M+ {: @0 X% [  @
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
1 y' e* p) [9 w- c( U& i$ g>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
( ]9 Y( p% a6 R$ V; }3 F/ y) j
& C2 Q! c6 i9 M/ u% C- E/ O) o>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
3 q# B7 O0 C3 q/ e- S>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a 1 y( K5 C) H8 O# V
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
4 L* E6 k) W# a( w$ Y>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,   u  n8 Z8 @) k1 M* ?( |  B, b
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
& L; D3 O2 ?5 ]9 X  d7 P+ W. G! c$ a2 `7 z
>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's . Q: ~' r- Q! u$ C* L; l
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the ' v4 u* U  E3 d4 H2 h
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand / p, D* {. E; w) g! p! H
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
鲜花(1539) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
鲜花(1539) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 7 q. A2 w" }+ x' o9 L( Y
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
8 ^7 W4 L9 ]9 `  G6 a9 @7 k! g1 xlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
4 i* n! \& r4 |7 ~4 athat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
! U9 l' }+ G. lthe newfie would l ...

1 z! o/ r7 M# y7 J8 K" z3 w& Z/ B( T7 i4 c: U

( X; ?8 j! O: e  S& g+ K' K1 V8 |好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:- u# l+ p% L  J/ r4 p. C- P- ~
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,+ m( v1 Z$ Z( C5 W, M
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 6 Q7 g4 n' {. @3 P
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
& x# Z& f- C) M# c; s# i
真博学,偶像啊。
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
/ E1 i5 e* U+ y3 r1 E9 ]+ ^5 Q
& S- A1 r0 y2 w* a; c# x
5 G* N# ~+ M1 a' h1 g- F
: C2 i6 m, S* }* z( l0 O好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:: ?6 B, W% a, c8 b3 f2 D  a0 L9 a: M
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
( o7 E  x9 x8 l好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
# S: A4 o6 z( ~( g7 B
真聪明,偶像啊
鲜花(1539) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 , I. Q6 y$ j4 x2 K( D7 i- K9 t& p3 `4 Q
0 ?* {3 I' K: g6 b2 P. T5 X; x
真聪明,偶像啊
' p7 m( |8 k7 m! W4 a

0 }, c* g/ _5 V* k0 {5 E- C全盘接受一下。
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
" O. x9 \" s( H: E6 I' E
. N, {' y) l' \3 g, G$ x8 s2 {, ?6 W# b6 }' \+ K( K
全盘接受一下。
( Q6 A* W0 F% ]; R7 g
真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
鲜花(1539) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 # u5 B; D/ o9 g3 t- P$ K1 c3 V

9 R: u2 }/ Z) Y1 S- o2 D, N真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

# ?9 v  k) T5 m$ V( \& n: W- W
! {7 N+ r6 |$ r( ~/ U
" v+ A, X2 C+ ]别把我往坏路上领啊。
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 3 p4 K! ]- X- c3 O" j+ j& T( E

5 d. f: U& |9 u3 _4 L( k7 _: ]- ^! a& V+ ^
. r6 U7 |' E+ ^6 E6 Q
别把我往坏路上领啊。
. w. f2 ~  r1 U% S% l" A- ^& n
你已经在路上了
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
% `, Y3 |/ N& s: @  K4 I, H& R加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
8 O5 S: \5 j& y: o; O# @# b5 i+ _: s
多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 7 R. B3 S# n4 F  Z0 D. a, f/ z

9 R0 k8 |( c2 }& D2 _1 r) D真博学,偶像啊。

4 m. g+ l! G1 B5 i" @- \& L1 I大学教授哦,能不剥削?
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
' H. ?: S2 \6 V8 L- i$ W* N4 P' S; c; K5 t1 o, n
大学教授哦,能不剥削?
: u, \) m' D& p" z  V& j( B3 x
她是大学教瘦?- y6 d* R6 v9 P
大学教胖还差不多
$ ~, J7 q1 \; k; S% ^3 o" G她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
鲜花(1539) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
理袁律师事务所
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 : d0 G/ P* f8 y4 S0 ^& `5 V( N
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

5 ^. v. Q0 @& r( f说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 # X( z6 [9 g( g/ z
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
: z" z: q2 P6 H$ C1 F
. _0 `) s( L6 q1 b
哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
您需要登录后才可以回帖 登录 | 注册

本版积分规则

联系我们|小黑屋|手机版|Archiver|埃德蒙顿中文网

GMT-7, 2026-4-6 00:15 , Processed in 0.200251 second(s), 27 queries , Gzip On, APC On.

Powered by Discuz! X3.4

Copyright © 2001-2021, Tencent Cloud.

快速回复 返回顶部 返回列表