Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
) y. s0 F! D' Z& Athe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
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1 M, ~; B9 ]9 k, v6 E lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

' I# X, J, g! o2 G( Y3 ~ You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
- y/ h" [  P& u: j2 e% w will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
2 I! i+ G( N" g4 V# Uthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
$ x( X! J! l0 M. dpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

- m9 [! `/ F, t$ t! b6 s& ~% b% AThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
! h2 z- Q/ Z* i0 _  y; w, |) Uhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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% Z# X! r* N" \Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

5 o7 D3 m, F7 y8 Z0 o) _>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
% E$ R8 l. K( `. G+ o" r3 e2 F>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
/ A7 s" h- `& _; V>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
* w8 @- A8 C1 J' c3 A( Q1 H>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
4 |* r$ W$ Y6 z5 t8 h>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
: P7 c4 ^" z  ]7 a" v>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
4 P3 i& D- m3 I% g' n/ |( [>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜

Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
" e+ l1 |4 p! @% _A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
% W6 ]( E+ ^. _) ]long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
. r) W- l. N% z) a, R; P, l9 Rthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
' Y+ Q5 A2 ~% c6 J2 \/ K' Ethe newfie would l ...

* g5 Q4 ]5 t5 f/ C  n: p9 P好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
+ F# _3 f9 U0 s4 P3 V“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
, }* e) M7 }6 g) @* d4 D% D( y# C好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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: l1 L0 u4 o( A' V" Q, D6 h好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
# |0 W3 I% G1 m( `5 V: M“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

$ E0 [5 k0 w6 D) i3 W4 ?真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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- @  D& R! a2 [  f6 @2 E1 l# z% T! L真聪明，偶像啊

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( C" {1 J' K) D7 @, r' j全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

; n% F' D, l' n; `* |: A6 E真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表



, S" M) u' S3 e& j1 W5 V别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

* h7 m  L# _/ R) l多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

  x+ M5 ~4 m2 u1 A$ W+ F% U真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

, C. _" F; r9 W; h大学教授哦，能不剥削？

' r3 N) G9 c* w她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
% p2 [) Z$ A' Z她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
  Z0 v" e, J1 L2 O( R. G紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
0 Y  j7 P/ |/ d* d  H0 M紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

5 _0 r2 j7 q) G$ j哈哈，你们在这开小会呢