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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
% ]( w" b" x8 w" Jthe newfie would like to play a fun game. 0 B) O( n& q( p2 U+ T5 b, @/ v6 S& [
  
, j1 m! l5 E4 S+ Q& @0 a The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
, n$ E+ ]; j( W he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
+ A! M. v0 C* j6 b6 F" I, Y' A lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
6 t& e) {. l( vask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I% A2 q/ x( ?# q
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep! B5 e& j5 @; e& r
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. ) b' F. _8 U* n( `5 L# W

9 C7 m. j# ?7 W: o3 M! T% K, ?' p1 jThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's0 z" ~. x. k' c7 T1 t  e
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' + I3 s5 Z2 V4 n/ y" G8 G, d" z: u
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his4 c5 E! U* |, E9 }3 _- P
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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) e( h7 _& E/ M, CNow, it's the newfie's turn.; e5 w- H- N& ^% N- E) q

% _8 b2 V  e2 jHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
% ^; K  K6 K  G" Dthree legs, and comes down with four?' ; R" U; R/ H: S0 G+ l8 B# f

3 f4 l% k- F: f3 V; E, {The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all) R/ B. w( Q) C, B% _/ r4 n
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all$ K0 R! A; C8 [- R& K) q
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
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hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right- i6 a$ u" B9 l+ h* T2 B4 V. e$ v6 j
back to sleep. , G3 }8 [8 ~' N, [  x

% c3 h, q1 h! h1 r; p' k+ p) \The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He3 r  G1 S6 X9 Z3 l7 s9 L6 l
wakes the newfie up and asks, ' }+ n% w5 w4 j+ s0 E2 F
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and; @4 r4 f" W2 c+ w6 M
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5- N, H7 \7 J5 Q
and goes back to sleep.% a* t3 L7 P3 d1 x( S8 X% ?

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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!, |( T9 s  l+ l. w8 {" H( k
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

老杨团队 追求完美
>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
1 ?% @4 |3 @) ^7 K9 H# y>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason 7 n5 S( j8 j6 {+ u: T7 o
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the & I; \( ~. `. [6 p
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
' o! O# ~7 L4 U# f+ [>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct6 ]& l! O, `. F. ?- f, D% L

; o7 @# L! E  x9 ?  y, S>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research + J. b( R: [4 P3 U" \! u
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
, ~. w& V7 K- O: j/ l>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more 7 ~2 k6 k3 {. ?% a  g
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, 3 O% [  C9 X& ]# _/ c. Q
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three$ C1 f9 l4 J1 D1 s3 R1 ^

5 `- z0 I8 F% |3 m6 f9 z3 o. T7 [>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's 3 \* `/ O0 M: ?2 m
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the 0 ~" U$ Z7 Q1 K! h5 P" E6 w
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand 9 Q  D2 h, ~- a9 q- n5 l( Y: n- `
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
2 X2 X1 L( r7 k6 Y$ X7 aA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a" g5 B3 @1 N4 ~$ \( ?0 j
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
4 H$ k- q! N; y; V3 m' rthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
, l) W7 p- O5 W' bthe newfie would l ...
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$ v; j7 m1 t. D* j( k6 Q3 j- f8 n( a好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
1 N8 G4 ?( |7 j“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,- n5 U. r% I9 A8 P. ^2 N" t! x
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
1 g3 q0 {: t7 K* Z9 Y加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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真博学,偶像啊。
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:) o$ U& k( E& U9 n. ^7 g
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,% J% ?5 s/ Y3 p, Y+ e9 _! O
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 * I6 w( I7 \, L! |9 O# g
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真聪明,偶像啊
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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 + w# M. e9 E) P' I2 u7 b
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全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 - u. b2 e- A* [) [

; \% j8 l# Q- K/ h7 Q真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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+ ?/ d  M7 v. ]! I8 C, |: y1 U别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 % X% \( w2 M4 _1 X- V/ I" }% l( x
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

! F, T! y( N9 G& E2 m! Q# E  c, Q多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 # e/ U1 r! e2 a( m2 U" p
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真博学,偶像啊。
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?
3 o- x6 E3 V: _- d  K) O4 P大学教胖还差不多 7 K+ Y9 h2 L8 B3 \8 G0 H
她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
+ S- V" W: J3 @! e2 a5 Y紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

( c; T3 e2 y( m" n说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
. M$ N) c' `; l/ D) t2 `8 i% M0 C9 y  E紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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