Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
8 A! t/ _  ]3 D0 y7 Wthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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; E" |6 O8 g0 P0 ]+ V. O# d The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
" P# \& @( i' v/ n/ L2 c he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
. V4 `0 T. Q( A2 H1 m8 @/ F lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

1 q  b& }0 n* n$ k+ G7 p You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
: ?! c/ G! @8 K; V% r will pay you $500.
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" O+ }* F8 Q7 R+ [$ @ This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
' _8 \' s% \. o3 n7 V% bthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

3 K  @0 e; w* kThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
1 ^" w2 L0 g2 m( ~pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
% A% q8 u" X# l( Z% o, A1 Blawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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5 ]0 r+ [" [! f/ ^; fHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
4 v6 g6 h3 w7 Q" K, sthree legs, and comes down with four?'

* f, K. i# r# V9 v: M8 V, nThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
$ D+ F% V! `1 Mthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
2 C- j" \; u9 I% e: v$ w- uof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

2 h8 j4 {0 w8 _+ Y8 uThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

6 }: I2 V& C5 ~9 T$ t'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
3 i6 @& d) m; m; b  {comes down with four?'
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: ]5 U0 F5 {, B& L! H# ^The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
5 r- r) ^1 f7 d+ z6 Oand goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!
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- }4 c& x! R& f$ A  d' ?Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
8 l% `) i5 K$ r+ q- O  n>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
- E/ |  z5 F  k>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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! b) ^! n2 _- ]>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
0 e4 v  l9 `! D& g) f: q' \5 S! z) ?>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
' }: l; Q+ [  e) ~! K' F>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
1 m- U* e" p. \>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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/ j8 [' Y  p" b& r; v$ d>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
& m; u# u, c) Q+ r% W! rlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
- Q4 S) n9 [& W( ?/ y9 Y% mthe newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
& |$ |8 v+ d! d4 f: F; e/ x! H% u  o“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
4 w# G* m# [% A  K: Q) G好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
$ n# q: G* U9 k. \: `6 ]$ `加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
7 d" o3 _% l1 _“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
+ P8 @, @5 J. Q0 @, E9 l. }好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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* V: K' z/ y& f5 Z真聪明，偶像啊

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" O( F$ V. A' @1 R; g全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

, B0 D) L" k8 x) M真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表



别把我往坏路上领啊。

1 n8 `0 g4 `: Z0 q. H5 U你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

+ Y1 q/ R! E/ N/ r大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

" X- X1 V1 R$ K6 p+ Y, }大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
9 x& T' r3 T) K: W# j她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
0 G) f2 G5 k$ B% I  A紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

4 U+ c4 P( i, k4 f* e) c/ K5 M& C1 c说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
, l+ c6 h* B9 W; z* ^紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢