Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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2 Q' |/ P4 c: {* O4 V6 Fthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
3 w0 h" o7 a+ w0 k1 o% nthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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. I( _2 `8 x, w! \3 M The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
8 J7 N1 g1 W5 Z5 z( h7 Yask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

0 a) g0 I$ z. N# m' k) z% r You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
. E* G7 A7 Y) I0 B* {7 ^9 {the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
8 C4 g. e+ z. r* D; _! xthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

, _7 r; P9 X% r3 ]' s. j- MThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
8 [) Z) z$ ~3 j" a6 l+ bpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
3 N) j' Y3 O) r2 |4 Nlawyer.
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4 B9 f3 s3 T) P6 W5 rNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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2 s: }( I, V3 VHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

8 q2 [# Q# w$ c' YThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

+ C: M1 X. q8 y- P* yThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
/ e8 P$ r# \& U# ^% W: b, @and goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
8 `' F' @) {( c- u- `! S>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
" U  D" g; q+ U$ C2 ^  W5 h>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

" f" s3 ?. {; g# O9 f% _2 i>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
" ?8 `+ S  [7 r- f/ E, i  m>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
$ C9 }: K+ }5 D2 h& m: v>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
1 q+ n$ l5 q0 A; c>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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* r# I! V; Z9 E: P>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
  s/ q: j  B6 D+ A; k7 O- n>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
- K  d! F$ I+ W" E7 i>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
  o5 Z- `; M9 R: P, U( _. FA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
% W& D1 B# B' a, xlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
- M) s" ^! k& ^. ^4 ?, Fthe newfie would l ...

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0 B+ k: Z( y/ Y3 C1 W% b/ ^1 R好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
/ d, F) b: g' F! q8 P! I2 {好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
4 M: f* n. K0 x# B9 S加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

3 k% `1 X4 |" X/ w% t2 ^真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
3 T% q* m8 ^2 K0 B/ n" t好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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全盘接受一下。

7 X! d- K" o+ f" h# I; E真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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( C& c" A& D) W7 ?9 b9 d0 ?. _别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
$ _5 u4 K6 Y* v: e5 A3 ?, Z加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

& \5 E; l0 ^4 A' d$ c! @& b大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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, e7 f" O' X* c大学教授哦，能不剥削？

  f) R* n0 P6 _) n  P5 A她是大学教瘦？
9 e5 Z* e+ @+ X* W  H7 Q大学教胖还差不多
. b7 ^- r& ]; [0 y  _, k她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
. {- ], q. U8 E6 I4 d紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢