Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
, w- C! B+ o% G he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
  b/ f4 j7 M/ Z3 p$ i3 Kask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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' Y+ f3 \/ I* K" r/ ~7 A# i( s You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
" z3 Y+ N9 ?1 h1 c8 v will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
- z5 E$ `$ t: T1 q" k' Q9 V2 U- Lthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

6 y& W4 z! S- J5 L# pThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
! N  {4 u2 O  f" H  ~7 \the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
7 l- F/ w6 M1 q: o5 {pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
. d3 w1 [$ d3 I, U0 Alawyer.
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& I. Z6 q# N+ s8 g1 E* |9 \$ l6 CNow, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
" q, c: W7 c4 W: }. kthree legs, and comes down with four?'

4 `+ d. I4 i: e9 nThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
( e: v4 S" [6 F6 P! i! Greferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
/ O8 n5 K/ p" c) P  ithe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
  \/ X! `' A* D6 C9 L6 k* ^9 ^of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
; U7 Y2 w* t% x( p& L" Xhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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" R8 @. i# C  {7 U: ?The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
! d% s. H: c5 b4 P! @6 Vwakes the newfie up and asks,

1 `% I( ]" n$ m0 R8 C. O! T) `7 u'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
" e9 {' ^4 P9 q5 i# p8 {comes down with four?'
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' w' M1 K+ c# F$ MThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!
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& _$ z+ L. T2 N" ~Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
8 t* i; J' R) E7 k8 l. M>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
3 S6 c3 w7 C, ?2 c, V>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
! R& D# A* v+ u>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
# B& Y$ {8 E( d1 H9 V4 m+ ?>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
( m% p+ I4 Y4 e$ O>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

8 i2 r6 D- B/ b1 p>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
! S( H/ P+ t- \& Y1 Y>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
2 l8 y% h# d- A; ~* m7 |' p: J+ slong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
) B& l  z% l7 z, o0 lthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
7 d* `; Y' ^8 F4 p! V4 Wthe newfie would l ...

- x2 D" [2 D! v* Q! ]! h好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
7 p, m; C. p+ w+ n  G* }“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
; P5 I" B. j) |好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
) F$ i8 c4 ~5 S3 C2 j! N“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
  F: K/ U) O+ ~2 l2 }9 @( G$ T好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

% w. Z, N7 ~( U. e真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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2 `+ X. B- T6 _/ x) ^# E真聪明，偶像啊

( `& T0 T4 }: b: u  G, a全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

; l/ E' M* R  u( |1 C* m" t真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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% z- G9 g* x+ M5 M& i别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
1 m2 G0 Y1 i( d/ k8 Z. U; B2 L加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

+ ~5 j2 C4 P" ^8 ]5 H) G- C" y  V多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

& \5 k" |- E6 I大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
8 F5 b" o3 Y  v她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
" _' E( y4 z4 K紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

  ^0 R3 r- d1 O" Z说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

" [8 W# P$ u) F/ N( |1 d哈哈，你们在这开小会呢