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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a/ @: ^7 ?- g  M/ h, j
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb2 ], L7 V/ W8 r6 W8 f
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
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lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I. S% w+ k2 X; G
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,8 H* m" y* u: Q9 `) T: C9 d" K
you pay me only $5. ( y. _. |. z9 t0 B
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep# }% `3 k' y! W7 O8 R! K
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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0 U4 O- d1 \/ Y1 N8 U. gThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's. W4 G; Q* {; [
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his* A# z- F; z6 K0 J( }/ p' e
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the- V7 E$ A8 r7 }4 f. b/ f
lawyer. 2 o; `. Y, {1 u  C
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.5 ?4 ?& t8 i* I7 w0 B( ]2 m
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
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the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
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hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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2 {+ J7 c  F9 R, jThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
1 _/ Q/ q+ W) J% iwakes the newfie up and asks,
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* u& c. X) r% L9 V0 l- m' P'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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and goes back to sleep.
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two 7 Y/ j, g! ]4 s$ x0 o2 j
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason ' z0 l, O" e' V7 \- f+ }* X
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
! R( s0 h) a# T3 d2 o% \1 j>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, ! P% [# A5 x% [7 C0 c1 D
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct" \# }  i, p! q8 P" u1 t: F
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research # x; t3 H& U: m# F1 r0 l
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a # u* \4 s: g" ~0 @, V5 v
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
: G8 V6 w, H* J; Y, h& j5 m7 Y>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, % K9 v% u& e" n1 V  R
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
. o2 L" C# T$ N, N>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
9 `2 d6 V, G$ D  A* a5 D5 \>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
" W& V, l* c) M$ i>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 # G7 w% v) M: ^3 J4 Z/ z
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a' C- a& O: y) O$ W8 s2 {
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
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9 w8 A' ]; [) ^" w: E& Vthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
% t" A) |$ x+ `“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,; r; \" q9 \1 r6 R  U
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 2 F9 [4 q* @2 K$ M; {- y

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" U, h6 ~5 V; d) K5 F1 |% N9 n好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
* E% ~- @6 P' }“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
, H* E$ A( u4 a& V好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

* C" ]& x: a; K+ V- ~真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 # {4 W2 I1 S# \3 j* D4 V

5 D/ a) S9 g# O1 M2 g' i, Q真聪明,偶像啊
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+ ]8 c/ T6 F  Y3 N. ?: o0 o全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

: Q  _& c0 ~; p真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 3 T2 R# u# }' \) H' V* g  A
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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7 D' @3 m3 B0 d/ H$ a- ~9 e1 `别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

/ f, H& n: e* o3 v9 {5 S2 A你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
1 X# h- F) Z" [; @加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

" f3 _( p1 l# d多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学,偶像啊。
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?
( u) {8 @, e# A8 ]# X2 o7 u* G' Y: Y大学教胖还差不多
" b0 X( i" T5 z$ s! j6 |, @3 V她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
# i# R: J* v3 o0 J. _- m- n, I紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

' @* N+ d8 k2 q8 ^$ ^# l说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
! |2 l0 T1 M8 [* M( h; H紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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