Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
# @& S( n1 L% y7 o. P* p7 rlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
8 L; z( n/ ^: F: [8 {6 |  ^ he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
4 f1 y' m1 k+ X8 D: F lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
7 _8 |: v( f# N* n$ k) S2 bask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
3 C6 g2 w8 a. L, W& hyou pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
2 T0 |' l0 s4 @" K% e will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

. ~2 l5 b2 u  j, qThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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5 @) n: {3 h+ n, S4 XNow, it's the newfie's turn.

2 n9 ?4 I9 ~$ X. OHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
. z0 ]2 m/ ], Z  m& T6 zthree legs, and comes down with four?'

6 z; A) L7 d  v# TThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
  ]1 A5 z7 }5 Q5 N: y& [- ureferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
  u) G4 R' `" A; Qof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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! \% R. V' B/ n/ G/ nThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
9 u, n' T" w. [. F, `" j$ a- t1 qwakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
3 f2 P, M& c1 ?  v- Y+ _: bcomes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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# r: ]0 m" `; @1 K4 G>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
& B$ d/ s2 z! v0 x3 ]2 e>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
9 X0 n; V4 ?( e' ]% x>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

0 {- q  }9 o" X) ^& I>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
/ l- L. N; v. {$ j6 Z>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

- K2 P5 Y0 b+ i; m% L6 Q3 n>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
" d7 J! h, ]1 U" V  t2 S>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
! ]. G- c' f. K( C/ [" e/ b>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
/ }( p# l0 \9 o! Q# }9 m/ c3 |5 ]A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
2 x5 K" O- {9 w/ m5 m' Dthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

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irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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# S9 R6 O! H$ Q好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
5 x  j5 I! C% }3 P* s0 U“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
* H' T# j: |; [. `好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

# q- j: Y7 H  B0 K" h2 a& }# n  W8 C3 F真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

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irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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3 }# {' W5 c' _4 V" d别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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: ]$ \* m+ D$ n4 U7 b6 ?' B$ _别把我往坏路上领啊。

; N+ r, d* m" k* z4 {) O5 o1 R- Q2 T你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
+ H0 o( {1 z  X! P& O1 f4 Y加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

6 j& H( E: J- g) `( P  V8 X大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
2 c* f  n/ _3 c% o5 [大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
' L, ]  D( |/ l8 U1 Z紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢