Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
6 c7 ^5 w8 G. {0 N: p  W5 a! slong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
+ J+ w3 d2 g, |1 P1 d* v! @that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
; c8 E) f, N; Y( \, pthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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; S- k: Q# N5 l8 \ The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
$ E3 n9 q7 ?! C4 R3 S. D lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
- u4 B, z; V! I' }0 `8 e. Nask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

8 _0 G0 m9 Z  z9 b) v You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
4 j2 E6 ~5 K. c7 S. d; e will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
/ D- H/ q! X; h8 J! F3 }the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
6 O5 M# @/ v* E1 T7 ythe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
# _' [7 A. n0 q  Rpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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3 M$ m$ `; t7 F* n( gNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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( O5 F  G/ J. f" hThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
0 t4 j* p% u; Q. Freferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
  t' q' t$ j( I0 N$ n4 wthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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2 r9 d, i: N8 b& \1 zThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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, ^& _1 `! B  p4 O( \9 AThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!

9 |" n! G) S( T2 ALawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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( |, `/ J6 u% C& `/ W>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
- u) G- K  V( f! X' j# P2 G>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
- }7 W6 ?. @, U>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
* c$ `# o0 ]" {8 m3 ^! v>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
( \: M4 _; V- I) @/ c" l4 D>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
1 ]3 _" d- B: C1 H7 |>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
( Z8 h, F5 k5 Z" R) X>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
  ^" X/ |0 y; R>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
0 L" j- C; H& F: m>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
( z5 [3 B0 t! d) pthe newfie would l ...

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9 E$ b( y% S  D8 v: B9 j好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
8 T+ |) n+ A3 z, u加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

# p3 T% J# h; c+ y. z8 c7 L真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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! T5 y" i2 w0 }$ h. j好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
; |/ p# g- W0 P) S. B; o“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

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irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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" a- `- l/ B9 `# W真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
- |6 H/ p1 F) O, \; d大学教胖还差不多
  |  x0 M9 q3 p: [3 R她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
3 r" R7 k& g/ V; W4 N5 g' g紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

9 i) g8 @! ^9 u6 G7 |- b说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢