Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
: y. P" R4 b! g% I& {4 ]  p2 }- Elong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
2 d5 v( p1 o( sthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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9 j6 b/ Y& \- u' p* o, B' r4 r The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
$ o! v& i! }! d7 l4 _0 |# O$ } he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
) F8 {* W% _& n) \3 N4 Z& Xyou pay me only $5.

3 ~4 E5 Y' d, Q) f& U! ~ You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
+ J2 o/ f8 n- n  H9 _9 I7 C will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
8 x) O! e* l$ o% Z0 {3 Qthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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9 R6 m4 G- E& ]% R+ c) P7 ^5 RThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
% @8 E: T' h/ e2 i" N$ T+ Dpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
( `! H, L* M: s$ hthree legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
( n4 j6 y6 D% M' J) r9 rreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
1 e; M# o6 y2 ^& L- U" m" j6 Yof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
$ H! `5 C' }# b9 P9 t! V4 Whands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

  G5 M8 s- Z1 {5 x" Y- }1 s2 CThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

, F" w5 R3 ]3 e$ C'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
) u9 W7 y* ?$ d  B) ^3 A& t% O, icomes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!
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3 M" m* q! t4 z, V2 I8 ^2 q8 MLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
/ k' \* g0 s# o' o/ h3 c: `>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
/ ?* j6 i+ O! k* T>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
2 P' }# g" g% R! b>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
: u! P# c; }7 R3 y>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
5 D; J, k* D1 p>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
) s/ t& u' C2 F: j3 y$ j. T% p3 Vthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
. A" W9 @  T8 N7 }1 ^0 o/ h6 p“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
7 y- M( P3 O* c4 e/ N$ ^3 t' x好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
3 F( u; f8 f/ E6 q3 \1 }加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表


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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
0 g. |: y0 Z) e4 p& o好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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0 x" s3 ^# l7 T) O& ?9 g1 `全盘接受一下。

9 t+ f6 Z' {& ~+ W真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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" v0 n" ^, |$ a- M7 u* @真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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; g' D3 O4 b- L0 p6 |; d  n) M/ P" K别把我往坏路上领啊。

4 k) C) S$ S! }& u2 I你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
: @. i5 `( @& i加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

8 z4 w9 q: h/ L0 t/ x7 R多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

: Y: @  w' v, K4 g/ ?4 @* D真博学，偶像啊。

% \/ B2 w3 Q, [$ [  ?! w+ x大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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* E/ ^, Z7 ~' h  B5 R6 ?大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
' d2 z+ _6 r0 }+ w大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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