Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
3 n7 K8 s* n' llong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
5 F: X. B) t. \  Kthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
# b; r  s5 z1 k" p7 S  |. F The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
' M6 o! V# r7 Y9 J& A  B' sask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
+ a( x6 G/ A# X) s- J" C  }you pay me only $5.

  s1 p) F" R  V4 u' Z  D+ c You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

7 p5 z3 B2 c4 DThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
, ?, t; [6 S9 X0 U4 Ythe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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! a3 i8 m( i. `7 x: ~The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
2 }# }' q, S+ |& Dof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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. \. s( b& c0 t8 G" MThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
2 Z/ f# |; Z; F4 C7 c7 Hwakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
0 t9 }6 z: G+ G2 h& X3 [8 fcomes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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+ C  g6 g5 L1 w0 N5 L" C( fLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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# K/ a. ^1 n3 y0 S& |>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
& `# E( y7 n1 M+ |& F>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
# i5 O9 \1 X) L: m+ \5 ^$ w3 R8 p, N>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
" ]% @2 ?; F/ c( T>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
. `5 D/ F) c: _& Q* K; j3 n% w' U>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
& V6 B( B$ d* \' g>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

' o) V' m& [4 a: e$ s$ }# c4 \$ r/ j>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
6 O% J4 L) q8 L+ R  T>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
; _/ I5 W; \, i8 FA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
7 y" T" q4 t2 b7 G' ^1 {# `long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
( S+ }: t  Z' @) {$ N$ Dthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
% w; R/ H6 A5 x  ^the newfie would l ...

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; F# t4 K0 ~) r3 N$ V$ i/ m7 o好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

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irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
4 \' K' q7 I& {“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

1 o- B0 x0 [! I+ E真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

# ?, `9 O1 x8 G真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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( D8 `2 |6 I1 a4 I# _全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

# N9 {5 Q! q8 u+ Z8 j真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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1 N9 d) S1 ^, C# R( B+ n别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
4 r. `; a- ^3 o% R! `, _加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

! O' s. E$ n, e3 ?" t  J2 g多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
8 ~. Z1 Y2 s" @4 T- `6 s6 W6 a大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
( u  K% q, |+ N$ q' k/ Q紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
- O' n" T$ Q; v0 h. m# C紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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