Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
: K& z: F: g& b9 ], H7 C8 ~" _long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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' P3 S; U( o% h+ ~  j The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
2 Z; J6 g4 |6 W, m he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
2 V$ V' ^6 ?; z+ f* [1 j8 Y lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
4 w/ ]6 T+ ?8 j. Z+ Yyou pay me only $5.
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) ^/ A5 R" h: S2 ` You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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' e: \1 A+ j  U& O3 C7 W This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
# o+ Y% a, k$ X* S2 X6 N0 Q5 i! e! sthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

( J, K& l* V1 l/ uThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

( F/ r/ ]& h8 E% e, [8 P" ^The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
% O( ?* u. ~; H1 g3 C0 ^; v& [5 @references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
4 S' W0 c- {- ]1 m& P9 g, f- Phands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
+ c+ R0 \4 o& L. L0 s# Aback to sleep.

- `" v0 k6 r1 Y; ~* X0 |The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!
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# |% r6 z$ X, r7 nLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
( W6 z+ t( v4 `3 V>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
$ }7 D+ ]2 o/ l  H! M/ \! J/ }>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
2 s9 C  d6 G2 L( e3 b>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
' B) L# g; {* ^, g>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜

Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
% z+ m; E: ^; U- L6 ]. Wlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
  w- W( O8 Y4 P+ i8 }/ z. {that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

8 P% g; H# C6 i2 f; f  I! S好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
  m% V, B4 p; k0 a: g; d  D“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
1 L6 C: M9 w; J+ E5 i好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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- m- A1 j1 `+ i- y好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
1 N8 B) a# R" P& G0 {“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

( I2 U8 @' C0 q4 t* L$ |真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

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# c" Q, @1 c: D+ L; O& _, B3 U全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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% g2 s$ g# D; k- n' k) b# G+ r" B别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表


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! U# A' z$ V( H5 i6 h+ t别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
6 W/ T/ o; M# ^% N; j( @5 o加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
$ Y3 |, T# E% t7 E! c大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
6 H3 A6 l/ z" e* T" f紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
! m7 |7 c! G+ u紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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# S$ S( |( H# B, A9 W  d哈哈，你们在这开小会呢