Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
, {, j+ S6 F! [that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
; o- O0 [. }9 j8 J0 }' k9 z4 E) _4 C lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

+ S0 i: \9 S2 s. y7 ` This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
/ C/ j9 ^& G! }) g% N. `7 l( G, cthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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3 E  ?/ I' L( x$ Z: b" WThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
+ I% i1 t& |/ [: breferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
; P1 }+ n( I7 P, [( Qthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
9 ^& p: }, p& n' O3 n" Rof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
8 F* b4 ^9 [2 h5 Ihands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
! x9 J# k! o4 Y$ p, Y. U& qcomes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!

: q; F3 \1 q. zLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
0 L+ {& q: q. p! R* R& z>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
' s* i' }! b1 k2 d3 Q>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
2 S# n, E0 m+ ^! r1 s6 T, N2 `>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
" d+ Q  l$ z* S4 z- o7 i! M5 _>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
: w' |6 q- V3 c>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
. K! j+ j- h$ Q' N% q( ~A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
  q8 @  R; z' `0 Othat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
& s( e, B2 Z( G- c! _+ ?2 Othe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

! d; v5 r$ G. }% }真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表


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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
% h' [8 S6 a; M' d9 v" {“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
6 z/ O% Y8 P* n$ S0 M, r  n. _6 D好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

; l* P5 p. j; M3 X1 d  V' J真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

) x2 f- X) v$ ]$ Z真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

+ @8 d- x! _, O2 {4 ^" e$ a多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

7 k8 X+ g) u, Z/ R6 a大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
5 @8 Q- m4 W7 D0 O. K$ t她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
& H0 ^: R  N6 H5 U% ^+ ~紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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