Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
# c4 P% z0 y: x6 slong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
6 _) O. @( z% Q, a2 s/ s: Jthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
1 J' L8 y4 Y+ e' R% h% c7 _, h The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
6 R% Y+ X, N& ~# U. P! y" p he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
% @8 G: Y$ W0 g6 B4 x7 J; g lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
; }" `6 I7 I+ ~* T$ ^ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
5 y2 K$ `4 l6 y. O  p; kyou pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
4 E8 `+ ?2 ~+ Y, P8 Y will pay you $500.

8 L2 g; E# _9 `3 ?0 W: | This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
3 }$ C" M, D/ _8 w+ F3 }' P" Athe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
* B/ y0 V1 _- @! m. w, ipocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
) k# O; A2 G0 P% U1 _the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
8 a4 u* x: |8 h' p$ Cof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
! U; _+ l. }1 j8 j, |6 ihands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

) j0 F1 T, B8 J3 i: F2 u7 R9 hThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

  x2 d; e; t# C5 p. I& W'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

7 r* K9 s; X+ S/ \Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
8 A3 {7 P) x2 T. }' ]; Z7 i, c) o>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
0 m+ J7 q3 V1 H7 i$ W( v! S: u# p6 \>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

9 S3 l, s! @& N9 Y9 @! Y>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
1 c4 \, |5 z5 a+ J>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
2 X& ]6 c1 |# u3 u6 |- p5 ]* x>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
' ]) _. h7 }4 f6 z9 H5 J7 |>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
+ H% g3 E: o# V3 u+ S* O) ylong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
; Q3 L, T9 f9 B: z6 D+ j3 {that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
! B+ z+ ~6 z: \6 u0 `% `5 }the newfie would l ...

# G* G  P* F. D& l1 X7 }5 H+ c" e

% m4 `- o% L0 q2 i/ {9 ~好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

) O. j& J( v+ s& L真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表



好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
) v& b+ k0 F7 U3 P5 g2 E2 E“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
  B$ K6 x  B+ z) Z3 }好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

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5 h) e3 ]9 r8 p3 R全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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' \0 m1 M, W: B! w别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
0 z  G1 d3 [2 n! S' Q3 R( ?5 @加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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3 X. r4 k/ M) V. J1 S真博学，偶像啊。

0 S2 }2 j  V, J3 f9 F/ r/ J$ ^大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

2 J; X& o5 t: V* P9 b0 C她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
* |# Q4 f) `/ X她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
" ~& I8 }7 b7 q( d紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

& g4 k- \4 }$ f2 T说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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