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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a8 |2 [5 r- t2 f1 S1 ?6 L2 {
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb, N) ]3 t& n$ P" L: c" t. f
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if3 K# ]$ z9 _! r! }$ ?1 L( Q
the newfie would like to play a fun game.   b) U7 L0 ^" u+ J, ?
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so. x2 l- L. [+ C
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The. g. B9 d# ]8 ]0 M$ a, ?% t9 ~4 u
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
" y' V5 Z) E% g) ^! cask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
5 `8 [1 V; n( T# `- M2 Jyou pay me only $5. & _* L, t- l' X  Z: k

8 X' m7 t3 w$ I" L; S You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I$ M3 `: z0 }+ q7 K
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
( O7 G( r6 N4 U* I8 P$ ]the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. 1 U" Z& ]. E1 a' z  f/ N8 P" {

/ B1 e) o) x0 z+ o/ g# h$ i+ TThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
" F9 [$ @7 U2 i* H$ M4 g7 kthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?' " t1 R1 R$ Y) M9 U
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his% t) R7 D/ [: V( \; P! Z
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
7 S$ q3 K6 r; e: ylawyer.
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! X/ A; X% s3 h8 t! j6 cNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
# e3 h( C  R7 a! W; c2 i* dthree legs, and comes down with four?' / A# h# \- ?: N% T/ P& }) a  f, l9 h

8 z6 j/ w. w, S' s; F, EThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all; f8 }0 v! i, c) z/ D% N
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
5 Q8 t) P9 c3 ~. ~  a/ @2 othe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour5 W" V: [$ [4 {- L  W
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
+ V# ]. u& d0 y7 b/ E9 j) v5 khands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right, s0 J4 ]2 p& r7 S
back to sleep. $ s8 d" @3 o* a

6 ~# r) R. t1 D3 S2 [, eThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
2 Q/ }+ [3 n0 y+ L: [& k) I/ Jwakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and. s3 X" X: U* y. x; B" {
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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' o! c7 @: `+ vLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

老杨团队 追求完美
>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two 1 [+ U2 A5 b% E7 U  G  K6 M! ~4 c
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
& K3 x' W" b3 c! Y% x>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the . @+ F: e3 {/ {$ N
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, # w% x6 O4 ~9 F( v
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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$ ]6 i( `* A8 a>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research ( K, F# r, P2 t
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
$ c! u+ q- R. q; j5 }. F8 P>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more # P( p5 [/ {5 C3 {; j/ h
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
' v6 D7 l- L! V2 k9 r>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three/ B! d" c; x" V5 M+ i

* W/ g9 ^( j; J  R>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's & ?$ d) r' H. Z' `# t; m
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
% h4 u! S- b, v$ ]$ `>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand 7 x0 A' P0 _1 r8 P
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 % M) U7 o/ {! x4 }5 Y+ |
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a$ O; X8 Y- M% M+ s' O
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
  u' ?9 ^) c: i+ r) P) uthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if9 `) ]" T" M' N7 c. s& p3 ~2 R" P  ^
the newfie would l ...
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
* C/ K4 v! q- _& U/ [“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,& ?2 u% ~0 Z% \! w% |
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
0 l3 b  |+ S( K9 X: ?加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

8 y& ]$ A4 Q. P真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 6 Y; L2 {, A/ U

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/ [% J# r+ e0 _2 ], ^+ [好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:; o& k) ?. w3 E' I/ N+ T2 a8 e
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
! m: Q$ D9 y& s/ G, o6 r好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

- e/ O/ t2 [7 h6 O6 E; h- O真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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4 e  w2 V: K7 l( V4 b真聪明,偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

+ B7 A6 G  }+ |' }( b真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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( `& F; Z7 e- \( G' P# U真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 ; n, N$ b* K; C6 r/ K
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
' o4 P: q4 G3 F7 T: ~: n3 Q! Y加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 6 @. m2 w( v* e% G
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真博学,偶像啊。

1 M  \, c7 @1 n8 l9 ?* O/ d大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?

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大学教胖还差不多 + W# x7 e+ d7 L
她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
+ O% E+ |) v/ ~1 _* N3 ?  ~1 x. [紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

8 P" ?" B( i9 L& d" e- C6 `% C# }- F说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
0 Y9 L& C, O7 E' q; T- O紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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