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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a9 L2 z6 E9 e% K. Z
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb, n4 a' v: {1 d; M8 P# k
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
* D# c, z+ S- p/ [the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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# Z* [, L) {* b5 _2 \% X! ]% A The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
% y" n: B. N. n8 i; b/ i; H% q he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
' \9 }0 }) K6 q( ? lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I, Q# T1 X% x; M
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
( d3 y6 s: I: a7 U& @2 d- Q# s  ^you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I3 j6 a4 @# q; \! J  R) U3 i  g
will pay you $500.
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' l' _- N) y* ?  D+ P3 j, X4 H& z This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
$ l. t5 z# B7 R1 |- M$ Qthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. . m5 A# V2 L8 U5 g' e
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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' s0 ^, y- w1 R+ D# c7 G$ F. IThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his9 |+ u+ V9 i$ L( O0 E2 P6 Q: E
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the! [9 ~" J5 K9 ~  f* J  m9 Z2 U9 @, s
lawyer.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all7 T. ]$ \# ?7 t( Q& a
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all! N" G2 r# n& i. \3 B. e0 h
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
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hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
1 i6 \* H5 m( O' D. ~5 @back to sleep. 9 x# N) g8 ?) t' Q8 j5 f* Q- X
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He1 B6 u# H7 f( l
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $56 R5 G; e. i  U1 X& U6 S# j/ J4 w
and goes back to sleep.
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!" D6 \) Z8 D5 K% G
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

老杨团队 追求完美
>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the4 ?8 n3 ~- T+ |" l! W* [; l" e

7 B9 d9 h3 B. n4 y>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
# _% z% D! H$ J* k>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
, H$ t3 w  S2 N4 r6 @>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the # r5 W! Z9 v4 l% n5 r5 F
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, 5 E+ F$ x& l# h5 u
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct3 A  k7 Q- I  Y; ]' B9 m
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
6 Z' q' P/ k* U' E7 w>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a 1 S) |+ h$ t5 B. z
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
, P  y7 E3 n6 V/ j>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, * ?* u; p* }  Q9 |. T# S- m3 l$ c3 B
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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1 S0 j1 h$ g& C1 L" V! D>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's ! C" ?2 z* u1 q% X
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the , G+ B7 a3 {2 `2 l. C
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
6 n- C) k9 |: ^. QA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
6 s4 J* K" p+ p. r. J( llong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
2 z2 |# v. f5 W9 d+ {. wthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
# [" y  P4 G3 Y! i% a- ?the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:+ _: ^: |2 x! V  E9 q0 @. N
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
' B0 [; M5 h, [: v- }好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
% T; I& O: W; w5 {加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

3 H: Z+ i- O) `8 m6 I1 B$ e真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
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好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

3 _' \, C& `1 c& Q" j7 s9 J真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明,偶像啊
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4 A% s& H; {" _. \2 d7 T全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 2 T) a; j8 x% k# R+ T4 x
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全盘接受一下。

7 u* m+ f8 y2 W真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 # B- I( \3 n4 k0 ?
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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; Y$ P, W! A' d& p别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
% E& P4 b4 H) u# d加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

) m  C) N5 Q& O1 `8 E& p多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 # V* [% d0 P$ m/ j

: Y' ^) k: a8 h. e& D+ Z% f4 |真博学,偶像啊。
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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她是大学教瘦?
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她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
9 i& W  z' w7 j1 A紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

3 [/ {- i( r1 ]% O: L  i说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 - c# t8 A# N0 p: F, `1 V6 b
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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