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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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the newfie would like to play a fun game. 0 |3 q1 g6 y( I7 S
  
1 J' L8 y4 Y+ e' R% h% c7 _, h The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
6 R% Y+ X, N& ~# U. P! y" p he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
% @8 G: Y$ W0 g6 B4 x7 J; g lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
; }" `6 I7 I+ ~* T$ ^ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
5 y2 K$ `4 l6 y. O  p; kyou pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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8 L2 g; E# _9 `3 ?0 W: | This catches the newfie's attention and to keep1 e, N) O: U- g$ _; I1 Y
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. 5 h. N: t1 l0 h' h
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
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lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.& k; V+ o/ M  @; U# M
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with. w5 q2 l- M6 {% \9 ?
three legs, and comes down with four?' 7 N. Z% j& v. o6 \) \$ G
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all3 Y: Y  u7 ]) T1 _( t5 `+ z  F, U; @
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
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back to sleep.   q' M/ i. ]" A& x

) j0 F1 T, B8 J3 i: F2 u7 R9 hThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He$ m( _7 Z! ^+ L7 W
wakes the newfie up and asks, - u# j( P, x( J. C$ {

  x2 d; e; t# C5 p. I& W'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and; }6 u$ T& x3 n4 o) t* G( q
comes down with four?' 1 i/ j8 L7 k6 h& Z1 z
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5" _! x6 {5 F- h. ~
and goes back to sleep.
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!/ `& ?, Z6 |: [  z- i2 s- P

7 r* K9 s; X+ S/ \Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two + N9 \& j9 G, {0 B) o
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason 6 P. O0 E7 c0 j4 f3 C0 l
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
8 A3 {7 P) x2 T. }' ]; Z7 i, c) o>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
0 m+ J7 q3 V1 H7 i$ W( v! S: u# p6 \>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct0 r# M. }7 {( W/ E9 Y: U" L5 d
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research 9 u2 }" {* I) M1 _" E5 [
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a 2 b/ w7 Z/ q+ {& ~' {/ ^& r8 i$ A
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more 9 A; p' J% Z6 d3 K, w  d
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, * U5 Q) c4 p' ~; ?* w
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three" i) p6 Z+ V7 ^# d3 R) b6 G# ~* e. i

9 S3 l, s! @& N9 Y9 @! Y>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
1 c4 \, |5 z5 a+ J>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
2 X& ]6 c1 |# u3 u6 |- p5 ]* x>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 + x( O# w( K2 e' [
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
+ H% g3 E: o# V3 u+ S* O) ylong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
; Q3 L, T9 f9 B: z6 D+ j3 {that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
! B+ z+ ~6 z: \6 u0 `% `5 }the newfie would l ...

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% m4 `- o% L0 q2 i/ {9 ~好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:/ K, G0 y1 _7 P$ F% x
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,+ N2 \6 S; @; W
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 4 \* I6 m% P% E
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

) O. j& J( v+ s& L真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 2 H- T% t' N% r7 u) G% q
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
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  B$ K6 x  B+ z) Z3 }好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 * Q" T  @2 c7 T, [+ Y
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真聪明,偶像啊

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5 h) e3 ]9 r8 p3 R全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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' \0 m1 M, W: B! w别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
0 z  G1 d3 [2 n! S' Q3 R( ?5 @加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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0 S2 }2 j  V, J3 f9 F/ r/ J$ ^大学教授哦,能不剥削?
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 $ z/ u$ ~; d  b* {$ x/ o4 x
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?

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大学教胖还差不多
* |# Q4 f) `/ X她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
" ~& I8 }7 b7 q( d紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

& g4 k- \4 }$ f2 T说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 3 q: r+ W' V9 C, I
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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