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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
3 |; ^' a) @; hthe newfie would like to play a fun game. ! ^& Q" H/ m- n9 f5 R
  
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he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
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ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,& j# q) y0 Z$ x* \8 B
you pay me only $5. : S, i) d$ B  O5 I+ j
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep$ m% B. a5 d$ U" _, U
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's1 O/ b6 v: a. L4 U
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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9 }5 _: L7 t/ D% E" GThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his. T! s# N& C& o6 ?5 O
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with% I- e6 z# _- ^6 [. a
three legs, and comes down with four?' 7 k2 r: }/ ]- T9 @2 R/ F
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all/ O) [( M4 F% R/ q4 p  b4 a* C$ A
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
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hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right/ @8 p( {& I0 i9 x
back to sleep.
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. s$ I- B7 n# o0 B3 M9 n* p2 ZThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
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6 i& S# Y/ T: q'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5: s, c$ R2 O- P  @" g$ C  q) k  J
and goes back to sleep.
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

老杨团队 追求完美
>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
* h+ i  w: L7 e9 V( s5 }) Y>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
4 a: d0 ]% S% ^# ]>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
; \, Z  M2 F; t; n. K% X>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, 2 P/ C8 N* c' z( V
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct8 l; v+ E0 ^% I9 G
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research 9 {3 i' n) @$ i* b0 A
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
" {; G# {. X% C' f1 {& W>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
1 l" x: i* B  Q1 g6 q8 Y4 f: F>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, % N7 A' f5 m3 M! J6 a' ~
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three+ m% N: V# M1 h, f- n  P
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
, ?$ k& E7 y2 A+ G! W) W  Y" Y- E>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
8 u2 @% n4 i! k6 V9 z  Z1 e>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
' m5 v* n/ A1 }6 V1 G>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 / V) K" S8 @3 E2 w8 S; H: t: g4 E
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a# ]! k4 x5 e$ A6 B! b
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
) o) s% I1 `; b8 G0 x- A8 l/ uthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
) N0 b2 l* ]0 sthe newfie would l ...
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. Z5 C# E) C: |; L/ u# j% A好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
. Z% p, \0 `- K( b. f$ [“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,* k# W# d" u, |: l. L5 [# o5 `( \
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 2 B2 U$ ]: D; P5 Z; H- ~
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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3 F# M' L$ p2 O; g6 x好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
6 G1 K* M/ a# I9 J: i% k3 Q“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,7 }+ M4 X0 j7 }6 d! q  ?0 v0 M  [
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

- l7 Q; t' [1 c5 C真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 2 P9 }3 Z1 Q* g: r5 |' t" h( X
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真聪明,偶像啊

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7 x1 Y8 M6 q; |" G/ G全盘接受一下。
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 . l! D  \. q+ E; F8 }. S

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  X3 [$ [$ n& C: O2 h/ V0 t全盘接受一下。

0 R+ T. F1 I+ h( n) N% i7 I- [; j真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 , P: g' z6 v# {# G& n" i

, K1 H$ \3 V/ _, _* M9 Y* I, t真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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7 ^# i0 ?# {1 m别把我往坏路上领啊。

1 _1 q8 q1 R( Y: |* s# L! q- V1 H你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 5 D0 j2 T' u2 x8 N3 g. ]
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 ; h# a/ C  v* c. n0 |
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真博学,偶像啊。
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表   d# u0 d" f* p; f8 e' U
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?

8 Z" i, l8 {$ N. K4 W她是大学教瘦?
" p1 W& p" A2 R  N" T* e. F大学教胖还差不多
' [& X( u3 z: v5 s8 a' L她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 ' L& d1 h+ c3 S& J1 \$ r& q1 m
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 4 f+ C' o# N- E
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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5 L3 H2 ~6 }+ r4 V哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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