Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
" a& o/ P% y; d" E( j% Olong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
6 M" w% x3 a/ X3 Xthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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' U; S& l9 N4 Q, N4 F# b8 U! @ The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
) O" x3 \' \5 I4 V3 D3 r! I he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
9 `$ Z% s* D" j6 y- N* p1 Q lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
  ]% H) p7 m7 O! c/ [you pay me only $5.
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8 f+ I; l2 i; ]* m, Q  j You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
- s5 s9 d: m& Kthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

( R6 @$ Z) `; {( X0 ZThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
- t+ i# r5 _0 V) w8 i* Q/ p, Slawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.

5 z' `1 u! @- E+ o4 F' A; T6 XHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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- Q2 h% W9 L2 P" E1 j  j4 N$ kThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
: |4 u  K6 ?  ?7 R: u6 F0 P4 @references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
! o3 x: F9 u5 J3 {' jof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
  j, k, ^- B$ E8 F- a5 n2 ehands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
& b6 |( j! r3 O; Gback to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
7 P/ f! j, k5 _1 ewakes the newfie up and asks,

6 W0 s/ t1 W! V% W'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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8 x  [; u) _! W8 HThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
4 h$ N; K) L/ X! Q: b/ qand goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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% x+ A% b3 G' u. P9 x4 l/ s>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
/ q% N( G+ |& N>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
+ |. B2 m2 ?2 e+ ^( B>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

  l2 G0 G# f, V& s>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
( B# ?7 d% T( J>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
; _1 \5 ~! T/ ]( }8 L9 Z* W8 Y- ]>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
/ `- S4 A9 `5 p( w0 Y2 Y>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
8 C' J( S, ^  r* aA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
: m! w  A, Q0 p8 Gthe newfie would l ...

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) c. V' i; }. O9 [
好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
/ f2 }, ~& @4 E; Y“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
# k! ~/ O- b7 F6 C# W" W好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
( r; B. i- G6 q5 |0 G  u加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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/ p7 s4 d1 J2 y: u- Z6 U. f1 V% d
好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
2 O0 G' F2 b8 {“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

% a0 a/ e5 `0 o5 O6 P4 U真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

9 q8 m2 O- e) H  j. O/ g真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表



& c6 N6 L  _+ |0 o别把我往坏路上领啊。

' ?: A; f1 h, ^/ @+ B你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
2 ?$ T9 Y- L: ?' J' p5 I加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

, M& E: x: V" \, o多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

+ Y% W$ t8 u( e. m0 @大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
- Z8 r$ _  F. h8 y+ S! G她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
% p3 V2 `0 n3 d# l, |/ i紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
- Q1 h" s6 s, m$ k9 @紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

3 c8 s9 A# ~0 {; ^' u哈哈，你们在这开小会呢