Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
8 ]1 B) g  w2 x) q+ i he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
% N6 r- v$ a+ e( {7 u will pay you $500.

3 S( m$ }  T3 ]1 _6 p* S# | This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

) b0 G: [2 d7 E+ |9 j. @The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
8 r/ N  M; @3 pthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
0 |; ~8 m: p8 J+ {& L7 `3 y2 I$ ?; J7 g' ^pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
& r: [/ R% w: s( e$ @lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

% M6 E+ b9 C. Y- {1 ?6 lThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
8 H' |9 k1 P# Xthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

6 I7 H" Y& X  Z5 X/ X% TThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
0 h; ?. c1 C* d3 H. cwakes the newfie up and asks,

8 M0 s1 ~4 D/ n7 q8 Q9 j'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
( u. F) P( L4 M7 X4 _' w# G% I! K" A) tcomes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!

+ Y% C4 n) W& ?- A% C) j' CLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

, W, S1 |, G3 t7 ~1 Q# m7 ]>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
8 E- n% T  A% T4 W, T( n>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
5 O  k" v7 s1 f0 c$ E1 m- ]2 P>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
1 a( q; C7 _3 b' E- Y>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
, B- o( T7 I) u" n>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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! {/ R8 P: [% r% B6 v>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
. x4 W) \0 G9 t, h$ {A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
2 b9 P! `( |* C0 x/ hthe newfie would l ...

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* C6 z6 H1 Q; P; }% l2 y, z好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
, d2 o7 ]  V. c+ e( ~1 |$ ?. v6 ?“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
3 c6 ?2 C$ C; `' r( x* p% H& a好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
+ |8 i7 B5 k5 k# G5 r加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表


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3 m+ w4 J" M* ~4 K+ Z好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
' v) X6 p$ @1 T4 N, i% M0 h$ A- n“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
, b- Q! `* m8 o7 R; `' I  R好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

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8 n) @1 z/ P0 n% \( H全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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0 s6 a% F# m& ?# ]/ ^' b" j全盘接受一下。

; _* Q7 E4 j" X* H! U. b6 _3 c5 ~真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

' C. a7 z, U, `) a4 S% p6 r% `. c真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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# I2 ]$ S3 P2 m- i+ k: `别把我往坏路上领啊。

" Q/ M4 E3 g5 }; B0 g你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
9 X9 s5 v+ Q5 D! M3 v2 T加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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! W' |+ q7 Y, h9 N, N真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
, Q1 w- U8 |( n0 D大学教胖还差不多
. V$ m  q3 F/ C- [: c; ?- C' o( X她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
9 D: E( s7 r. Z. g# f& W紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
, c  @0 o& m% f+ D' h紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

0 B7 g/ S1 P5 m; i! j  X哈哈，你们在这开小会呢