Newfie Joke

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-10-31 10:58

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if  A, H0 L4 W9 R' B! I% }' V% T, a
the newfie would like to play a fun game. ! v# b1 d  I% a+ R, q) m) C
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
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lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I2 A5 J6 q$ J3 @4 o3 X- [) j
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
! m2 v) ?$ Q* B: ^* ~  i* hyou pay me only $5. 6 }  P& l4 h. e* f3 C

& x4 B% W5 `# o4 { You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I0 h) K3 q- \* J3 z
will pay you $500. ; q+ ~8 A2 R9 k+ ?, q
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep' t  T+ Z% j% B, X( C" R6 i
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. 3 ?* X: l- M+ w* X3 G" |6 p

7 t- C  C; G- w* TThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
7 l4 r7 K/ l( o( kthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?' . v2 b! Z$ r0 A3 k4 u$ }
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his" p1 Q0 w9 }& A( K5 W& r; z
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with7 D/ ]* T  A9 e5 u! z8 x8 c
three legs, and comes down with four?' : f! G* a  t/ o. l5 V

' ~. e/ l9 O) r* ^. S4 Q/ W% vThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
9 n' D6 ]' j* _- Sreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all: `2 x. C3 D# O' D: r3 q
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour- K3 M$ s5 b" {7 T4 q
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and( M# |  y+ d1 e. n9 _) L2 \
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He; ?; ^  Q8 q! v* Y& o
wakes the newfie up and asks, + g( q! {+ X7 ^% ?  s

& T. }; X# h: I3 P. `'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
: j8 n& q3 k+ c- }4 _comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5# |6 `: B& t5 b) T
and goes back to sleep." R/ c& d/ M1 ^; b/ q
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billzhao · 发表于 2008-10-31 13:41

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou · 发表于 2008-10-31 20:17

so nice

瓦窑 · 发表于 2008-11-2 08:50

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜 · 发表于 2008-11-13 16:33

Great

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-17 21:36

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:33

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:38

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
& P* A2 \* }3 o3 E" {A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if+ I2 F7 \, x T( G( b
the newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 2 ]8 v& i$ T# N5 ^2 c
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：. p, t2 \9 ^' x- p1 o1 }
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，! m" `& Y' ] b5 w ~
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 12:33

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 13:38

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 ! I( f* M9 Y! }1 F4 ?
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& R& Y. t+ P/ q$ L X! I全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:17

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 u: J8 q; ~* i! G: S$ z0 m
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:25

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 ^' p' [: \. ?
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
9 D: z) z0 t: A2 q2 d: X0 T加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:57

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 11:21

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 * X- O! y8 M2 I$ s g/ F% ^8 e
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多

她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是

）

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-21 12:41

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 13:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 ' G1 r _- n L4 H5 p
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听

，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 # x: V0 O0 T* s3 h( z! U3 b
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢

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