Newfie Joke

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-10-31 10:58

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
' H/ f/ K+ u* r" ?5 @6 N  glong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
" v" F3 s6 M% P1 l- Wthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if! @* E8 {. f9 W4 p2 B
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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4 Q2 s  O, l: C% G$ h7 \5 ?4 E The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
2 _: L& O6 t* o3 n: F. x he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The& Y$ f" z9 K3 O
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I2 Z; P0 m  x& p/ U. U8 E
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,4 \& |) o( K" x4 j% P0 n# i
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I. U$ J8 E4 j( v: z5 c
will pay you $500. 0 F5 y$ ~& M( i( w- |4 S- k$ i  C

, X1 {$ S' Z4 ~7 s$ S0 m7 I& m This catches the newfie's attention and to keep  c# Q+ C" ?3 ^
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's" D. X8 w5 C* h
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
' I! [( W4 E1 O& o5 c: N) Spocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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* W) X. H. s6 J5 X3 U* |- ?$ CNow, it's the newfie's turn.2 x. ]# c) d( y5 q& N

$ p, o- u4 h! b; }: AHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with2 v9 A$ a8 d  N) S
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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) r& ~5 `+ C4 U: x5 ~The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all3 F8 U2 e9 V, e  x  X  c& a" p/ W
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all7 g  c/ z. x& e0 }9 D, t+ Q8 _
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
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hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right& \1 E) }& u  d9 Z0 \: I
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He' P$ q- H. v( t% ], o4 O
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $51 W3 `; Y2 z3 ?* U
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao · 发表于 2008-10-31 13:41

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou · 发表于 2008-10-31 20:17

so nice

瓦窑 · 发表于 2008-11-2 08:50

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜 · 发表于 2008-11-13 16:33

Great

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-17 21:36

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:33

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:38

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 ( O# L) y/ {- E. `' I) @# G2 I
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a7 M! A. e) y) {$ D$ |* F- P9 }
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 : r6 G8 S% V0 v6 U

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
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好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 12:33

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 13:38

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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; i3 H! K. D) C* P: p S! Z全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:17

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 0 p* ~! x/ ?/ T4 m
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:25

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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% A ?3 I6 D+ N8 V* h别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 " A" Z% ?0 N8 x! _# a
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:57

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 2 S; P% j1 y4 g5 R5 U$ I8 U
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 11:21

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多

她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是

）

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-21 12:41

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 13:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 0 n* H4 \ Y6 p5 n8 O
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听

，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
: M3 i M: m. ^$ z% B- |4 E紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢

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