Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
* d  Q  K& g& N( ~3 e* S8 Rlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
+ H0 _1 v* k# p% g The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
; j6 }# t+ y/ Q3 D" G lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
# z& ~6 ~! ^* f3 }ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
& A5 j, ]' u7 i1 e) fyou pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

, D9 S6 u9 Y$ Z( b& G/ SThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
: r& i! u; v& {4 ?4 rthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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( D% n4 i( A' j; n( _The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
4 \* O6 T7 M) I, N' Bthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
$ k! t/ v5 j/ hof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
6 y- g+ ]* l1 C6 {) j% ?0 e- [% R* e0 Ihands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
  S) F, |" q" d7 Z2 L( eback to sleep.
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& g) `4 p1 c" ^# \/ t3 O  SThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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+ k" T) `& E) V% }) O7 P2 W6 C: [5 }'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
- f" z" _+ l: {) T" [comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
; i/ Y! I5 _$ D+ p9 C>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
5 s' Q) f6 R- y& e>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
# A& X% w' ^. _2 U* x>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
' |: }! X; [' o; f/ h>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
% T0 ^& @+ v, F9 }7 W6 Q' o>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
8 ^6 C5 A( C5 T7 O& I, y4 n>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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& [) s! \3 Z# v3 F* A% j0 w1 `>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
5 I# U4 w6 e: M. s" b% Y) r9 F1 i>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
: s$ m# d1 U. OA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
% _3 j( }# m8 y6 elong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
  x( A; T) Y! ~* Z0 Dthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
8 u4 K) r, M1 b; B“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
% C. l# b; o9 v2 U0 x; @7 ?" T  Y加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表



3 T$ Y9 V4 y# ]9 Q3 l5 |好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
+ e% ^4 u" V! d7 R3 j/ u“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
: H$ J0 J( o+ P" d) N4 ?# H好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

+ _" L; b) F( d  d" {; W* R真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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" e/ I, a: m% v( J( o" u真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

- d* @# U2 n0 p- @) g+ u3 h7 K9 S8 z你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
# Q; z* J5 g* w; ^& V, B加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

% M8 v8 K" H6 w  H/ e" P! d  D真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
- I! t! P8 [/ i大学教胖还差不多
! D6 p3 d! H4 O, q# f她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
5 G7 b. A# m8 N  r6 f& G紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

3 \! s$ S5 M. {+ B说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
0 `/ w4 J: p, V" I3 \5 V) X( F) _) g紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢