Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
' L/ k0 ~& Y$ p. P- @( h! c' ^/ ulong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
5 N; n1 J! F, b- h  P+ |8 }that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
+ V) T3 g# m  D8 |, }8 o$ } The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
7 P" x& M% q: r3 N! E lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
( s7 y: {( T( H& h. J! f3 cask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
  w6 U- m3 U5 t& i" j+ Dyou pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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) @8 w6 U9 K8 P, w' XThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

) T8 i0 i9 O1 V# L. QThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
* Y/ E0 C, z) l$ k' epocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

0 t' D% }" f5 \+ Y2 e5 RThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
, `: w3 j# N% o2 r. e8 p$ Preferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
8 ~; p8 R- s" o  J+ M/ I8 {the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
$ t* h6 I1 b- h; \# h' ihands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
6 l$ G0 M3 w3 L7 i) F! @back to sleep.
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' J. t' _5 \4 t9 H1 Q3 M( AThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!
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/ p  [( V) I5 W# V$ iLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
) A+ ~8 e) a; j: F# o- i: W& Q4 L* X>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
- o3 n) F8 [) K; c>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
$ \: A7 v! S; o>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

4 ^7 i- \& W9 ^>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
* J6 O, R% t. p5 D( x>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
- V, r5 B; T) a. H, s, i, U>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
5 n  X* P: A  V% o$ L" F  K>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
& d: G* m+ _+ @1 r$ X>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
2 R7 d( f" H$ h0 k" m>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
1 E  b- P# Y& ?% g6 N' Q0 h! n>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
2 A+ q9 H1 Q. `9 ~) P- \>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
: m* V; S" p! T9 tthe newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
; ^* {: R! E) n5 N7 L. m. A" Y好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

! O. E' c3 ?! n/ ~真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
4 E0 q) a1 h$ D0 D, M& {4 s. D“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
7 y" _( H! z/ H% I; P* q好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

6 {$ P$ U7 `( c2 C5 X0 T真聪明，偶像啊

1 c) {' W1 Q4 S/ ?全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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全盘接受一下。

, Y4 Y! r8 h' L8 i) S) t真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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& Z/ }: s4 N% B2 j. S9 X别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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0 Y/ `+ r3 B% I" Z9 f" ?别把我往坏路上领啊。

5 [: `7 e; ~0 @4 @: R4 p  J& R8 x* m你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

4 v4 Z; m& J5 w& \; T大学教授哦，能不剥削？

* y5 c! o  L% ~: E9 _: h, \& B) n4 T  [她是大学教瘦？
0 n# Q, V( z7 T4 r0 b大学教胖还差不多
1 J0 t/ c5 w- r7 E7 S) @她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
0 `7 z9 N) j8 X2 Z$ D$ S/ l紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
/ g1 [: C8 l" b0 w; P" [! c紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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2 W2 N6 J  k9 d7 q哈哈，你们在这开小会呢