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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
9 h+ H! J. g5 m* d: Mlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
+ x$ q( e; I4 E% P, Tthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
  ?. p" @8 y6 d! N) ^the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so% g# f7 v. H9 [. v1 I
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The: c& J0 ~# }: z! L/ N
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I  Y0 X( k; T+ W! L' S8 W
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,0 o2 ?; j' y$ Y$ W
you pay me only $5. . s& R* Z+ f5 t# l

5 Z1 G4 b7 W0 ~) B5 Q: K; `* i# g You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
% Z$ R3 I* {1 B' l) v+ uthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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9 n) j) D! f& i% @6 ]# bThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's, G8 ?8 s- `: G" F7 d
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' 2 {: h. Y+ Q0 h4 x
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his, n% `2 I0 V' h
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the0 J6 c$ H3 R) r
lawyer. & U+ I( {$ \: A* Y. v5 g0 _
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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' ?: |$ H: B( _) g2 y6 K2 l8 L3 }He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with7 S9 l& B% n1 C% r# m8 Y
three legs, and comes down with four?' ' C; ?7 _/ e5 c, q+ S  e

/ h# O6 X" W+ x! z0 a  D, oThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
7 K* V) n" V3 K( vreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all7 `+ z& g  w6 E% i( k% i9 \4 E
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour: M1 g1 r+ Z: d
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
/ \" U2 j: @3 X. F6 K9 Thands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He$ e1 T, b8 R+ p/ C
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and% A: s) S& c( c8 P$ v
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $53 t: |8 W( X6 L, m* i5 O# B$ A
and goes back to sleep.% L( X' a8 E; K# K

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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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. u  L6 V2 W6 s- _2 GLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

老杨团队 追求完美
>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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& f1 U7 A# K7 m7 j( x>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two + O0 N/ k6 }" y) d
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
6 }& X) y% t  r( ?6 R. I! ]>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
+ r' W# \3 X) U>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, , L* ]; I. m0 y. S
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
' K( y3 G4 X# Q. _>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a 9 q( j/ F' A; j0 y
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more ; H- {' G; h/ W
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
! S: w* C& q' b- Y4 _  ?: b>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three; s$ g. {3 B  |/ _4 v

) B! r- ?( O, M>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
6 w! [- T  p# ~' t/ t>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
. S( F% N, D( d>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand . x+ @3 O# w) `/ U
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
* R; [* c9 x' I( f: ^' EA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
- \+ z% P1 R* w# mlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
& M1 F2 O- T. p4 B: kthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if! ~3 l& o4 k: ]8 ]5 M: H. G
the newfie would l ...
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/ a5 _7 m8 s" Q. H: N7 L, d好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:5 q0 k! I$ l1 i6 g2 r! O
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,& r0 F) N" d' Q- q' s9 L3 d% B
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 " N6 r# h6 t9 Y1 i" U! R
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:( V% l& u$ N( l- b$ i  n
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
% A, Z; ?) @# n! r2 R6 l( f好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明,偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 " D7 t' a) U) ]
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全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 " I6 ?. l$ M0 Y, @* j- w" A# j& X3 b
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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9 c. i6 W, B* T  E5 V别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表   @* i/ x6 u, [; J' i
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8 o9 B% V6 \9 I5 Y别把我往坏路上领啊。

! a- }0 ^/ w, t7 }1 H你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
  V7 _4 n2 G- e, H' I- {/ e加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 + x$ d6 |. p8 s6 F
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真博学,偶像啊。

; \, d7 e! a0 b1 j+ ?% z大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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$ R$ `' R* l- \5 i3 X大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?* Q2 Q, L/ e7 R3 u8 o
大学教胖还差不多
5 \7 k' [, O) B6 K她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
& s6 u. p) |. i' S+ C紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

! _; x$ c' z4 M说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 2 ]9 a; z8 \8 K3 W9 L
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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2 R1 X. ~5 h5 u- {# J哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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