Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
5 u; ^+ Q- L+ d' `long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
3 M' @$ b: s, xthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
2 e9 c* R4 M! u) [  X! ^: dask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
+ |. G3 K0 z% c  lyou pay me only $5.
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8 D; _: [2 q6 l! p  G1 C0 T7 p You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
: U, ^) ]( E3 o$ x% A4 ~ will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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/ O- a$ ^" K4 l  aHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

. J- B3 {/ j0 GThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

% n5 w5 Z( G/ B5 X: V5 HThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
3 v3 K4 C( p: r, M( T: b; b' c( Rwakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
- a7 \, a1 V4 j4 o3 ~, k8 H>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
$ O! E' ~' T1 S& O>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
! m2 x( ^0 e, Q- ^>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
% |: V( D% x7 H; \/ D5 E. y>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
* n$ P) ]/ j$ R8 M>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
0 Y; Q1 R! d( ?long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
5 P0 z+ K* p( ^6 |" tthe newfie would l ...

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4 l/ z3 b: e, l) q好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
8 \' ?  F* G- W) q" X/ g8 P; y“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
8 V/ k  s  {0 t加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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$ I& L1 x( e! a* C4 U; U好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
! i" \- X& q. d' K“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
% C1 W9 }* N% H: T好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

8 q( v" a  }9 t真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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4 a- D% C6 q* Y5 j别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
' D  s" t5 _; h: e加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

1 u9 A" g; w, i, Y0 q多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

4 Y" N# i# g; L9 b) T( c  M她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
+ M5 Y* j, T( a2 b) B) ?+ y紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
" s7 x; W; l6 ?8 \: I5 G# i% F2 t紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢