Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
$ k8 ~- E' p/ P  r. M3 Dthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
/ P4 f1 m+ H% A( X8 r lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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9 J& Z& r9 ~; s You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
3 B7 y/ W' w) L/ v will pay you $500.

7 w% m8 I* ?( y This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
' ]6 S& d+ i& A3 i5 s  nthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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/ P! o& ~% X3 @& h( F. E. @The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

; a6 f* z- n6 k' ^- [The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
6 h3 l7 s7 J: Y- F- N( J4 Yreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
* ~( k& N! `% f# B& @4 wback to sleep.

9 J7 [9 J( v. v1 b0 v3 p7 g9 X. i8 ^* WThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
5 k3 k' }1 L6 A4 n+ S1 Y$ gwakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
4 h  P$ n3 R) pcomes down with four?'

+ ?7 W$ n5 T* F: @The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
6 B( M* F- n7 z' Sand goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

! [  Q" T# s8 r/ U0 C% s>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
( ]+ N% h% ?: g: [" d>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
9 p) Q2 N+ P/ e+ G. \>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
9 f% D: O) C& X$ {: W& P% R>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
" G( F9 m6 ?8 k* R2 U* i>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

: o5 A( Y0 x7 `6 B>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
. N' E3 v$ z5 Y$ d' p0 Y  h! F>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
2 s& I+ l  j5 N' G) {( l>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
  t3 E5 a7 D2 ~. W" x+ m' H' b( Ilong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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& m5 B' R/ W+ z4 C/ n) ?8 N好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
8 T) N+ L7 d$ ?4 A( M: Y! X好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
. c1 O- W+ A" U% e加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

# {+ E+ U) B3 e) A真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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+ P( n9 k1 v5 m' `, [" d; d5 w全盘接受一下。

' C4 c* n( {2 w3 D& C0 k# j真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

7 c8 d6 s! |1 s" b8 n真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

9 I! \/ o5 o! |; F9 x你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

& J* p* C; S: v! N' O大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

; w1 J9 u5 m7 w1 E  M9 g- S/ K她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
9 C: R! o; V6 U$ j0 T) J4 F她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
* |& @$ e/ Y8 Z& ]: X* A( u1 O紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
9 V3 M7 L; E& E* B1 {紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢