Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
& s5 T; X2 y! Flong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
, P  d% ?% Q6 Qthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
% S2 Y9 l6 c, }  t he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
  w4 I$ K5 v0 M( i) K" T6 r4 K lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
1 ^1 T, ]  v6 S3 w' gthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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" z, S0 |! P/ T  v! LThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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. d" _; }! o* }1 _6 C/ eThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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9 H7 B  e8 N/ j: w0 m) RNow, it's the newfie's turn.

9 X! C* m2 @* kHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
  `4 j9 D0 X' j% A/ l1 Fthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
/ y  k9 Q: p% ?; M9 {6 Y" Gof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
5 B: V) T6 j$ V- Yhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
( U" U* u) q/ u! }wakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
9 Z/ G5 E" e2 r. [comes down with four?'

& r. s% j9 b4 A2 [! fThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!
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3 b3 j8 q# o  P$ S( yLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
1 C' W" N; B- }& y, m0 t0 c, B7 Z# g>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
; d2 h6 @5 R8 q>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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9 i1 M; o% s7 D. E9 p! B9 H9 D* K>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
$ p0 G- y; R" u" ZA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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( a9 H- |- Z% V/ m7 z: i7 {, Z好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

( ~* S, x  \0 B) s真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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9 P) a7 m( x3 J好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
1 U) G, L# \6 q9 m- f2 t; t好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

5 e+ |+ h* @+ X9 v0 c  ]8 G$ ], K真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

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6 \1 m: H; I% {+ h- P3 p# q4 |7 r全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


: ]1 M4 l9 t, ]( C9 c+ Y7 ]全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

# r# O) [& f* o( I* ]$ W' A8 h真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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2 G& F3 g& x3 E8 o& j你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
4 j8 u- n0 @4 [+ `加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

2 G! H* e0 p3 s' F5 R7 x0 K多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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' F6 e+ C; u- r0 Q& N真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
. U9 T% N! F9 M紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

# G7 x7 b3 m" G6 x说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
! ?8 G+ M0 M9 Y8 Z& h$ d紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢