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- O5 `3 c2 j/ V- ], e: Olong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
% I' O3 C0 z/ y4 kthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
. R' i4 {9 ^0 k1 s: R! W0 ?the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so& V5 Q+ k7 W' h6 F* D- H# Q
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
" C O8 D' z! A+ f9 u) n1 @ lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
+ \0 v4 i* _) u% }. f5 ^$ qask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
: N+ Q! c$ Y' G! \/ s* gyou pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
" z% O, c( d+ } will pay you $500.
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' X! R" H: {( `4 K- J4 j7 f: T This catches the newfie's attention and to keep0 A8 v+ u& [3 l* _. D6 k
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's2 i. z L5 A$ p" Y8 ~
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' ' l7 g) [$ a# `$ X. l6 v8 E7 c
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his+ C, G$ z) d6 r3 c' D, S& g
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.' X4 H9 {4 D2 b: t3 a/ W& ]
?, _+ o" c% |0 H0 _* {He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with q+ d, s% N( _. T; Z* G
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
8 p+ q. i# E$ B+ ~! J( k l8 z( nreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
: t, H n' ^; M- {the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour l A2 S$ |# b2 p- }
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
. g+ c" N/ F( k# ]3 }: d% s3 ^hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
6 U% b7 c' ^, U0 J5 F: n F" N2 tback to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He% l( ~/ o0 V* m0 {& X. b) C' J1 j0 P
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and/ z: w t; ^ ?& p% u
comes down with four?'
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% g8 I& o0 c( t" z2 T* w- `9 vThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5) G7 s/ ~* S3 m8 x
and goes back to sleep.
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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41
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