Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
; @: l' y" o5 z7 ]' Lthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
1 l% |  H0 M4 M* N lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
! @$ |  M  R' N4 k8 P6 T& _0 lyou pay me only $5.

& {. |. |$ w- @6 Y, j- u' U You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
7 w+ t0 l" G% v, } will pay you $500.
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: k2 R, ]5 c/ W This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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' b9 \  |/ E5 i5 gThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

7 s3 b8 W$ s1 I& t1 c8 L( A5 HNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
( `, z* R$ }; G# o0 Qthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

( i& N% f. h2 sThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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1 N; i) k7 ~9 H+ O' m- c& f- ]>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
$ p: W3 K- [& u, [0 w' o+ \/ ]>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
( D0 z  a9 b. f* f& z1 c>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
) Q3 S( R7 U+ |) @>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
: t! b$ I% j% ~+ D>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
5 b5 i' t; m& }* `- W# A0 e>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
7 b& ^' e3 K; GA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
  u! S2 n8 `+ e- m) }7 W1 S6 i+ tlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
+ q  F3 d5 @$ ?: }# q1 ?the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
1 w* Y. K9 w& L好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

6 H% N2 D# b$ L1 i( g0 w. j真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表


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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
! _  z9 t7 c8 Y( d  o“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

* ^/ p/ c1 C% ?  ^6 l! k5 G真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

) G8 D8 i& Z% M5 |. @全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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全盘接受一下。

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眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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4 N+ D) v) e% \别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

5 |# Z2 ^5 G7 M) p' h多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

0 P  J0 _6 C- R/ @8 b+ f7 r大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

, F" E9 R1 s1 _0 v大学教授哦，能不剥削？

5 _  s# [6 t: d9 t' o她是大学教瘦？
4 m2 t  b: k% V: p, @: s大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
0 H- s  Y7 T& P+ T* K3 T: M紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
* ^3 }, Y5 C3 Y6 i8 C紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

- v& f3 Q5 n. \  x. n! |* E1 K哈哈，你们在这开小会呢