Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
8 \4 d$ S3 d& u& k4 Qthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
* o  D1 [7 P1 Gthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
% e0 S$ }' |1 C9 Q9 s& f2 `' r The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
' g0 a4 _# D/ `  sask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
: F; S5 u6 r9 W* u$ Z$ y. Qyou pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
2 Z8 Y- ^6 _( ] will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
5 Q$ P6 [0 {# \5 Z% r! Y+ elawyer.
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$ u' p. }( |& l) sNow, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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% t% G- |! d9 L' k, |2 B9 aThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
, G4 E& V7 S% w. freferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
- n: U+ ?* v: z3 R# Pthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
3 a5 }, C3 N. s2 B- t. Y! Lof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

6 N/ O9 r1 R  f! r7 i'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
' @  j! I6 W- f0 w: _>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
  y1 A+ v" X* H) i6 p) Q4 q1 t>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
0 u: d9 ^7 _5 P+ P5 d; A>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
0 E- s; u5 l& y& d2 ]>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
  G7 {, P9 m# E1 k' j& XA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
& {6 H+ n8 [  r& q7 O0 v5 Wlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
6 P2 b2 L+ f% h( ]that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
* h: d( m! u- Z1 P8 P9 m4 {0 ?“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
! Y  Y6 {& l- y! z' u好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表



, O# \  ]; T+ ]" W好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
' \& p" s  [9 q, Y6 n2 K9 S“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
, C. D. ]' X( m) Y( Q# X4 ~2 `好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

& c! q, Z: s0 Y5 ~7 a真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

* T, S5 K/ s& O真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

/ b# ^) N" F' W. e大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

2 r0 M6 [, Z' F3 k3 b大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
4 K/ [; x1 y$ n5 v$ S6 [/ }大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

; A6 s4 C% `4 @3 u说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
5 E2 }' W* d# T$ N紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

+ _. {5 Z- E7 _哈哈，你们在这开小会呢