Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
* e- M1 e, b. a. D6 B The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
8 W5 _! B4 ?% T1 S3 D+ a he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
) {5 g  k, H0 t! gask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

& i  c; X" G( W- d You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
; J$ h$ a3 x! K( W' U will pay you $500.

2 h3 b! M8 H# o3 u This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
7 Q' q1 }" a' H5 W3 e9 N3 Hpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
. {0 W. X+ z+ elawyer.

2 f' R& q* ?# |; b, H& pNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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, l# Q  @6 [' r" aHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
" j, C. K2 U/ h7 c) N" M- dthree legs, and comes down with four?'

& U; a/ R% A$ d7 O! L$ FThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
3 }0 O% o4 t. Y: k! X7 @' @* S( tof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
/ s  ]: f; N3 Jhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

$ M+ e0 w3 Q0 ]! M6 ^3 S1 @7 bThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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' A: |$ I) D2 G, M. b7 p( R'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

, u. d6 ~; t) V0 [The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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0 s9 N* H' F3 F) R+ }+ ^+ f>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
: Q2 A1 n7 @7 L) t>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
6 G; [1 i5 p  o1 D>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
& G9 o7 D, x; I1 @>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
8 G6 `# h& S5 ]$ \( q3 m>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
! ]: ]1 p; s& ~>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
' p# W. _% k7 a* f>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
1 V0 l4 l: F/ K& q/ V, S- c2 RA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
7 @) B' x$ J& Nthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
2 ?1 a4 t: u) L  H2 C1 wthe newfie would l ...

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" {8 A  ?! A- E2 Y+ _好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
- f: D. W& c7 L2 }5 |加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

8 I: b$ B) C1 }  [5 _4 R$ [真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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+ Q+ f; G- G( _0 A- j* F$ m) _好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
; x7 N& ~) u5 V7 W2 A“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
8 B, @& j8 P7 B9 H  j# i& I4 |好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

3 t  d' _3 l% h& I7 o$ O# D# Z真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

  x7 J3 a) f7 P% }/ A全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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: b8 \. U# J* k& q1 \) e0 A全盘接受一下。

! k0 F. R% |4 W1 x真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表


" {, N) F6 s* G+ B3 W( X* W
# X- q3 O& y$ W/ G" a别把我往坏路上领啊。

" o- c- ^) b' L' a) R; R- L你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
% ?# z* y6 F% v# r' V3 B& m加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

5 J5 Z6 \% M( X% o真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

# ~9 G7 s$ b: f大学教授哦，能不剥削？

" g8 Y3 Y3 G" N+ L1 \! l7 \她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
+ O, X1 c9 w% ?9 c* m8 D; N紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

& X+ J1 c, N/ ~: x3 t说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

+ E1 p; H, L8 G# i2 K5 S哈哈，你们在这开小会呢