Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
' d6 q7 k! d- Y9 [+ ^1 G: j The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
6 G- B$ c8 F  y( U$ r he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
. l- v; l; H3 t: T% L, c% G1 a lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
5 n2 q' X4 Q9 E, d% t2 o6 [ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
- u5 {' r- x9 h" a, C. I8 Zyou pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
$ o+ o! W5 e- { will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
; U; J1 d, j* N& Athe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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- A3 a% c# ^( V: {. K$ e/ ]& GThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
9 f( V* B- ], ~( y8 ?& Wpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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% `! X* n1 T: o- W6 \+ oNow, it's the newfie's turn.

, l$ J/ }! j+ P) `2 IHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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4 M7 T' B/ x# _) Q4 jThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
/ R' f$ J! R' Wreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
+ H8 I, y( l* K; g$ Vthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
% t' H4 O" n* Mof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
/ Q8 P  G' @0 Ewakes the newfie up and asks,

2 Q" \' T5 m! l2 [6 ['Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
5 D( f; i4 j9 \* f# d; tcomes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

1 N+ f1 @" q3 v: R/ `; {" A>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
4 Q) v% h9 q! H; T0 H% z# ]>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
- P- K' E6 ^7 ~& W! |( Z>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
- ^# @2 ~( r( S: i: L9 t>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
0 {2 s, Q+ |4 f, k' c>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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+ y8 i0 y9 x) E' k1 H>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
4 F2 o0 x% A8 D, e0 E>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
# h4 o) E& p* C* P) e/ Y2 A>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
9 m& }* z$ e3 E$ B! Y7 yA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

0 l7 g" M7 B; a7 Y. F; f' ]好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

5 J/ i: U$ L- D9 z' G! i$ g真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表



好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
! x& E% m1 z8 o; L# M好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

/ X$ q  L( c3 {% S, k0 p, F全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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5 M  @4 V6 Z  S% B3 E4 b全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

" K/ j6 R4 }) K9 ~6 M. `2 \真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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1 c- _3 d& Q9 F( _* D8 l  _别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

+ i, ?* e" [1 u你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
6 `0 A# A, v8 |* n# R' d加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

! g3 _$ f$ t" \2 ~5 `多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

. W$ m  k. Q; d& |真博学，偶像啊。

" i) r3 M1 B  l, B' x2 S/ F大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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, Y2 e, s' k2 I8 v) w# w6 w5 ]) E大学教授哦，能不剥削？

2 y0 v; j3 X2 X5 A  K  Z. r她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
3 E. Y) ?2 n9 n" _" j- ?她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
1 r* Z- i" R7 m) j8 l紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢