Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
. i6 u* y3 J8 E" B+ a- `$ ^- A' ^long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
* Q1 Q( _+ s4 ]1 A6 M/ _ he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
) I1 @6 l+ I# @6 R lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
7 e! p% Y  D1 c1 \, U& p  lask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

! H9 X4 V7 W0 p0 C0 @$ k! S You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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  ^2 d- V! G* s0 v/ A# M. t( x This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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7 v- a' i" G; p7 {- s9 E$ J3 ^The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

; G) J; @8 Q, m9 hThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

; P0 P3 p& M1 E1 n- m; FNow, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
4 u. x, ?0 m9 y' Y, \three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
! s, p6 H9 s! }( Q2 X) O8 q( s7 bthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
0 q7 l0 n* d  w) D) \8 m5 Hof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

8 T# ]; U* D' S* ^3 DThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
3 M" C, Q9 Q# |5 Q( Hcomes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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9 x3 ^" k7 _$ H* Y0 uLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

$ {) |" e( ]0 I>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
$ G$ M4 N0 m( R5 L- O) M2 V- D5 z9 D>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
4 u+ w. j9 ^0 n- u5 k>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
: A% N: n. Q! |) e; L>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

/ b5 ^: P2 y9 x) Z# ~% P7 R>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
& U0 |7 X) v* Y3 \>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
) Q0 h/ h4 q8 r9 D! Z8 N>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
- f8 k7 K7 b, v9 c: P* OA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
: r; S: I0 K8 bthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
, }& Q9 ], d  ?) wthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

" y& G/ D, a' u/ L7 u! u真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

4 @, q& e. D: i) @# `全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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5 X' R$ Q% H& D! j别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
( {, V. W2 [5 q5 W  @* W; `. X5 V加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

' l5 Q5 s/ r+ u  v多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

' t% k$ m7 J7 ]- {0 z0 L! M大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

, o( g. M3 s- ~) C- j! n% Z$ |# H她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
. G$ C' X  _6 o; X% v" L0 ^$ g她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
& l+ {$ K. [" s3 l2 A5 W9 m紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
: p" Q/ x  `: L紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢