Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
- C' ^$ l9 v6 A7 C5 C4 Ilong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
! N8 m9 {" {1 a5 [) ithe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

$ m0 \% }. p9 K% }6 Z* C8 Y) i; W* d You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
7 \" d& Q4 }  T6 D will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

" n8 u1 H6 y+ q2 [0 Z. mThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
3 s6 S- Y7 \3 ~1 `+ Kthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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3 M: D2 C! y5 b1 b0 o  G3 `The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
  \2 x( H: x0 g3 T" z+ W7 zpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
7 M; F# l9 O5 K# S+ ]three legs, and comes down with four?'
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0 A' y4 j' H. S7 VThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
* f" R+ J! g/ x& K5 [, S3 s0 Rreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
" C' c2 N' r! R3 Dof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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! a4 a+ F/ k: D% ?! w, JThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!
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: Z. \7 N( d& \. z# s) C9 h; ALawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
0 L+ g  a, [. }" U>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
+ l: _0 z$ u3 X0 f>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
2 a3 M9 O3 R/ o0 G) S( v>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
  k% `# S! p) e+ J6 j>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜

Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
) z% Q3 x' j0 H  XA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
# ^' L+ T1 m) u' w2 Ithe newfie would l ...

* y% h0 d' D4 D: W6 x6 Q# d* k好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
2 L1 M1 I! U1 t9 j( _* }1 }' t“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
1 g. K5 j. i0 O! N( L好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
" N7 V$ c* P3 G/ V. q6 z  G) g加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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6 G2 {- U1 M. L! h& h; c7 t好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
/ g5 M$ K  x: Y6 z  a. }) j. E3 H3 j“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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) w! Z. P0 G! F$ b8 ?+ Q& k真聪明，偶像啊

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4 C+ h" ]3 J5 r4 y全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


* i, H: U/ N, @$ U5 Y8 r' I全盘接受一下。

7 y% X3 D. t; `  R* ~真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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, I' d! ^2 C* ?$ F别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
! y; R. z. G! S( c. F加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

: K# m$ Y$ F% c: h  V, L! j, z多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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$ `6 T2 y3 R9 @) `7 ~' p真博学，偶像啊。

. Q* F3 o3 f3 F; `1 H大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

  P0 m0 A7 r2 h; D大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
7 c) q4 p8 A& K0 `# d3 m她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

8 q! E6 q, N8 Z说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
2 u8 {: j9 J1 E0 c4 T紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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/ @8 Y" v% n2 O哈哈，你们在这开小会呢