Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
8 o! q* t7 q: F6 t9 \5 i0 n/ X' athe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
" Y+ e( d1 F1 D% a$ Dask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

) `  l5 }, Z7 g8 iThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

) i; ^' h* g; Q& K8 h6 k$ }Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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7 E1 G0 \* b" lHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

; j' a$ U/ t# j- S0 a- F9 yThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
4 z- D5 L+ ^( [! Areferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
4 @, J  R" L% u# |* bof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
' [* q( F6 W1 T, p9 d  ahands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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% v; |( C' e- l( k: U6 ~! ^5 C4 p( fThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
2 L& v! K, `, r) C2 s5 P+ j' Lwakes the newfie up and asks,

6 y. r' ]' P9 ]& c* r, Z'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
/ S" O( b" |6 q! Xcomes down with four?'
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- V- I+ j' r6 h  J: M% RThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
& j8 k4 o: x8 V. n* F2 ~, c& H>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
) u& o$ O/ l+ a- X>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
$ e8 a3 i) u9 S+ s. ~: K4 j, R>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
0 j0 y; y9 g/ `6 c9 M$ F3 J9 Y>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
0 a/ M' J1 A, X>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
; z  P6 H9 f1 w: |>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
. P7 _$ a* W; ^. J; D- Y4 y7 F5 Qlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
7 H2 \. ~) \& j好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

/ F6 {; Q# @' `+ ?' q真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
4 F+ S, x  c) v0 O# p“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
5 t7 X+ R# t' x( l& z& x: B! X好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

; t8 \$ f4 b2 A全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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& Z9 L3 J2 F' p全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

9 E0 w; R/ T  ^( k  n) V真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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4 y8 d; Z8 D2 u( P别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表



别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
: e1 Y' U* d4 Z: y0 p加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

/ g1 |2 ]$ ~+ n  y6 v多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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% s3 t% Z  a/ {大学教授哦，能不剥削？

7 G( A' E# u) r$ d: g& H$ w( A她是大学教瘦？
2 W) O, _3 m/ L" }2 D大学教胖还差不多
3 D; y) d5 B5 v" r+ o她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

  [8 a! y3 ~$ D% V( M哈哈，你们在这开小会呢