Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
1 F* m4 G7 b& y8 Qthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
5 p* F* A4 q  M, Kthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
. Y9 x/ Y2 V0 e0 y, ?# g: Y/ d8 M The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
/ K* ~$ R4 d& B$ s+ H. e3 P. P he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
& a1 t& |% [5 J$ t/ [: b lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
1 m5 A% Z* v; |you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
. b- m2 @' F8 i4 R) M: J0 C4 v will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
+ E+ z# |9 p) t5 G2 o' y- ~6 {0 Fthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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6 u9 L4 f" [+ W5 SThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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" l# W( R; C6 l: [Now, it's the newfie's turn.

8 ?' X1 d/ f3 W* O# {& B* f, f- mHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
3 K; a/ c6 R# J+ q- K0 q! w! {% hreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
2 S* v/ E0 Z% @7 o0 |7 r: K' Lthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
2 N! s, q& s0 B% ]0 U2 U# mof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
/ a7 R+ q/ v- y* @- H0 O" B6 ?hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
" ]2 Z: ~2 U+ K. I4 s3 D$ }back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
- i: x+ S7 g+ M; t. P; F! nwakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

0 _; O2 l+ J6 i" P) bThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
' A: ^2 A4 P0 s. xand goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
+ I& X  K5 R- _1 T) I>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
1 b' _& g% n$ [* M, n9 F>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
9 B& C$ Q$ y* E/ z0 O: @: I>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
% f5 [3 r% M$ Y2 h# P>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
& F( C  ~" k7 V+ b- @2 K>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
5 ?9 Z% @$ `5 {* V. T>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
! F- P) Y5 k/ H; \>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
9 a0 _) Q# n6 r/ e/ c>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
0 A8 x# Q  q* ?>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
1 l: M2 V2 T6 ~, G- u3 Flong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
' {- J; l3 n3 z+ ?, Q) |4 T4 ythe newfie would l ...

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2 X( Q9 X+ \6 [3 I- ^0 A( A7 N好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
- A4 G: d- T( c“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
" U0 D" @/ P6 I2 b. ~好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
, o  [& X# Y, C# R& X  I加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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! d! G4 Q+ N1 w. U' C- Q3 D好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

+ h) |) e/ i+ f真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


: h6 b# n  }# x( ?5 `/ j6 O全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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. K2 [/ ]" m: v6 x6 k; [别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
1 @- z! u/ e% U" }9 q加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

2 i5 b! K1 |) {0 T5 l5 W3 F真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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' v9 ~& v" m3 C" H大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
7 B2 ?  L- A0 Y  ^+ A+ H她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

7 N3 N: J5 z" z8 I说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
+ E' \5 P2 k# J$ K/ E紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢