Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
% i/ _' B& r* w( n* e9 Y3 ~) Tlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
! @* N0 s, U! x$ b' J3 fthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
7 D  E& u# L* r$ c8 n The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
7 h: o! y" F0 ?  u9 m- l6 Nask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
9 H/ T# |$ ~1 K; N$ ~( _& X& j0 o" P0 g5 Zyou pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
/ }' }- b2 j" `' }+ Rthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
# t: U0 D+ f  T: T8 b! _, cthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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2 `( Y/ o0 [9 |1 b  E1 ], dThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
3 \2 q* b" y" s1 c$ Kpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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7 O/ f/ _6 k; H: F$ c4 k2 z% N! kNow, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
9 e- d! B/ y" S/ q  {* f" I; pthree legs, and comes down with four?'

3 L' |; u, c, M/ S: P3 [$ `The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
8 ^3 f) W& s) Wreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
8 g: ]2 S) f& I9 kthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
7 x5 S5 N9 ]& Hhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

  B6 \+ i9 N5 W  z; v- G! u'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
. g) T9 O, U) pcomes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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# `9 e; ?% H* ZLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

' U; h2 h2 y; }: r: Y>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
1 h% i6 }# [( e; q! ?>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
4 y$ m0 k& j2 x7 u>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

( j5 a# N' w6 n$ y9 G8 O  Y>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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. z8 T  d% O1 F, H7 j6 q  n* @>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
, W5 E6 R" Y, a. z7 U>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
$ Y6 l- j7 s! V2 _5 h>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
/ ^; @, D/ k9 o: k. ^long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
% Z$ s) j! j) P6 ythe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
, z2 ~  z, I" d# O. \& \1 z“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
3 x' d) P8 a+ c, ?) K- @好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

4 c- a1 g% M9 K5 T1 M. }真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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7 p) J3 \9 Q8 U- y; S8 k5 |好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
$ Q* [! U, z$ x1 z  M3 w好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

! A4 p0 a. v" }" w真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

: }1 L. s9 s  A1 B1 v1 N真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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1 H8 p5 O- ?' F# A8 J, V6 D% J别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
! Y! v: X. ~* R- D) H: D加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

+ x$ ?8 C' \2 G' H大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

5 _7 F7 Z, m: c大学教授哦，能不剥削？

, L( s8 d) i1 z6 ?5 _$ l/ j她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
# Y7 c1 D- @, O2 l1 }紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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' N" i0 K! S* k5 m2 \; u哈哈，你们在这开小会呢