Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
2 R% ]" M: H4 q. Along flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
2 P: J8 Z# q1 I9 J1 E9 Wthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
# U: g7 P" B( }0 U' [ The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
* M# _. y* H3 ^* l- Q; C  v lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
" L7 }* z) k# M# k& H2 b" Qask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

) G8 k6 P7 j/ I) u, G' A) A: m This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
0 v8 v9 z' j* v5 [' u4 v1 pthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
6 h3 y0 [8 k7 i# d8 x$ s# s" Zthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
: H8 d) `( w, Z0 A3 `pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

9 D4 {0 p. A* G- r0 _# I9 n4 i$ tNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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: e: C. H+ _1 jHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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) r4 j' i- h* qThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
- Y1 T, U& E$ j  dthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
6 _3 ^/ m3 e) Q9 C' t# E* }of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
! Y. u: r, Y1 t( dback to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

& M/ I! X0 e6 B) D! k+ Z'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
: Q8 _& e0 Y2 G8 |) R& f8 M$ ycomes down with four?'

; _, N% j/ Y1 d! f1 |- `The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
- |. Z: Z6 b( s. Y" Uand goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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/ c2 \: z* V9 C( X1 }Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

# f; N, s/ }! h  B% _5 {+ c>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
/ b6 U/ ^7 j% z$ Z1 c>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
0 y7 E% Z* {$ p" D>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

2 m/ J: N  G; H>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
1 E/ w9 c  P) A% w7 _0 }* A, w>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
) n/ r% t& P7 G* M$ K  z1 H% C>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
* P3 K6 T/ X& @- g>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
, }% m; \4 ~& B) u) k* g( Y>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
; P5 A7 o! H% V5 ]: ^>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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( u# A$ G& X: S1 [& K0 {好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
$ w; E" o0 I0 j0 _" `: A6 v$ m- U好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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: s/ n% m; H+ S- H# y# g好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
$ j& G3 G4 p  R# B. m“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
/ e! M1 m8 S, Y8 _+ p. b: ?好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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6 P. r4 E% g1 s真聪明，偶像啊

$ c- _) N6 G( s7 }/ Y  h
1 B- [' \$ Y) y  L4 [全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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( E+ a9 `3 o1 F7 L2 _别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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1 e3 T) f/ ^5 o: N  _  B1 V别把我往坏路上领啊。

- d, b3 B; j. u3 k& o5 O- `你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

. s! k( f. q2 j8 w0 B% ?她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
' ~$ I) k/ ?7 g, ~% x紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

, K9 {6 h7 t: V说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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) \0 L% j% ?" c6 x/ A( u" g哈哈，你们在这开小会呢