Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
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the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
3 C7 P" m# G- j. T he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
) ^: @8 b+ {4 B9 d0 b1 _you pay me only $5.
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: E0 L! M' K) N; h" a6 Z+ I$ A) P You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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! s  ~7 x- ~; R1 n5 Q+ ^1 { This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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: ?, w- s4 B% CThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
# ^8 O" h: m) T$ d2 \' [the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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5 [/ j* \3 w$ R8 f9 D% n' Q2 mThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

' l; d( i+ J6 W! O$ A8 V8 oThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
9 V' d% S. w1 g) N* W, _6 hreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
4 l. G$ G( C# Z* P: }( x+ ehands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
9 `6 h4 h( v( }1 f6 dback to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

6 G9 O; w- C: F$ W9 N" e+ JLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
1 Z& D! }- n& T4 Q) G: \) @>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
% ]3 v1 \& ~6 n- T>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
6 h) k8 }5 E! B6 a8 D* X9 ]* u>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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: I  {/ Q. M5 C4 J; f% }>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
0 m& G2 ~; `, N! g- C! f>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
) Z0 }( J0 f' ~+ \7 _8 a- |A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
7 ~6 w0 g2 s) [that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
7 Z& T5 b  w* X+ N4 Y0 K加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

) {! z: |) `% p. c8 k8 ?5 `" _真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表


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6 Q7 s# N' M9 F好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
. j  w' t* s% u好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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$ j: p) G( t1 h真聪明，偶像啊

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# T- b3 m  q, i4 u5 V全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


$ `; _5 ?+ T  i$ n8 l" G全盘接受一下。

/ Y" I% i3 P! }/ n8 U9 {6 ^真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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* C* ]1 o- E9 O5 {6 S- n真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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9 P' b0 q2 a; s* W3 F/ f别把我往坏路上领啊。

, x( i+ E0 \" I6 ?4 X你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
" f- O$ r/ o7 Z4 K3 @* l9 A( r加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

- @5 J1 [  r, E4 u3 I5 T+ I多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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: P0 p, E) h  I大学教授哦，能不剥削？

% i0 a' U+ A. B- v) N: ^她是大学教瘦？
5 H: |& A4 T) s  G1 E$ ~/ }: x大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
1 s4 D3 h* Q; v  K& C紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
0 v; h/ s! J6 P! _$ R$ p紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

+ z, A7 z  B/ N哈哈，你们在这开小会呢