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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a  I; O, e/ F/ A
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
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the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so: s" W* Q1 Z5 d4 t
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The; d+ C* d8 C- ~- B7 Y8 X
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I, H9 d8 a0 K* w; y! J
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,  |% M, H! v, y* b. J$ `7 a$ m
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I( Y/ `. |- d+ t- y
will pay you $500.
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$ H. q$ ?7 e1 X6 q& t% h, t0 o This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
3 y' v" s- ~  v# [' bthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's7 C. x+ t) H2 ?# D- I* t
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' 5 J) p8 s2 }8 [8 m
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
5 p5 C6 D- ~' w6 ~6 R5 ]pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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0 F1 s2 ^) G. GNow, it's the newfie's turn.8 h% G$ h( }  I) n5 r0 E4 P

) Y2 _6 A, R6 D3 r. j. @" oHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with& y! z  ?8 @: R; @$ n; @  \
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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, _- _0 _; r- |: e% oThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all9 c# t1 ?# d4 }0 `
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all8 ^( Q1 k, w) i  Q. m" z: v: U# }
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
$ G, U6 D1 [/ v% C9 Iof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and. y/ z0 e. K9 n8 L. F6 v
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right1 K9 P6 n1 ^" f) z
back to sleep. , V& J0 u8 k- D( N1 Y; ]6 M! _
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and, b( E$ V/ b! ?: l+ F( |1 s
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!" J, M, B2 [0 l7 s: b
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the( \  _- H! k4 y. e" U* P0 n

6 @5 N& g% w% c. U4 {6 }; {! M>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
( ^  E) e2 F; D>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
& k6 O' H& g0 H( K; M>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the 8 c- ^' S6 F0 F' h8 X. B
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
+ c7 F, ^) N- G3 N% C+ x2 D>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct+ z9 i  \- X& M1 A3 v  S
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
5 z& k7 D" ~% C3 k>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a & |. o5 ^4 t9 L/ x; d2 X
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more 5 X3 m" a2 u$ X; z$ a1 L% f
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
1 S; a  E5 @  y+ ?>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
3 w% h) L3 G5 n8 _; L4 f) `>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the - ^. D1 \, G: d8 U+ N* f- C
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand / a8 g4 Y% r# Y
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 ! b6 Y, \6 D* u; a& ]
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a  n% p" Q* P" C$ l/ s5 N
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
! i. ]0 T* O- h. \8 g1 G# V- Wthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if7 A8 o4 v  n6 O  R$ G6 `0 b
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
3 Y1 q, e: d6 c6 @  ?: f“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
. [) K1 C& V# {4 G4 R9 ]; g4 F$ T- I2 {好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:' h" N$ g3 t+ \" b
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
, {' G+ N5 x6 q! S- f7 ^/ ?好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

% D7 ?' v5 |( D6 ^1 g真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明,偶像啊

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" C7 j4 y3 ~- V全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

+ i3 O5 M" O" ]. w& a8 z+ y+ O真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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6 v/ }& Z1 }: |$ ^3 M: U别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

5 F" z8 {2 U7 D9 k' M; c2 j你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 " g% P& M: ^, M0 F( n0 W, G
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学,偶像啊。

- p- p+ F" E9 C大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?

% e6 b7 Q; L! l2 U# G她是大学教瘦?' R% x( P: d  B7 _
大学教胖还差不多
5 @. ]5 c8 o/ P" n) D她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 , t: ~- n  p- R
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

9 g& E6 Z  n2 ]3 k) ^说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 4 v. E* M3 L* @* Z
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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: v" `9 ?: A3 s哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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