Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
% M+ p  E) j4 j9 l he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
2 {- V" q: a" r) @4 U lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
, L! @# |! n# y  W$ B* hask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
; i2 H1 x" _" |! [& N- B will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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4 i1 J$ U; E# w' e/ ^$ i- [( \The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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# X4 s3 w' h) u3 |' v" bThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
; |7 Q! y, h; a' w9 ]: Y7 kpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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( D) G0 b0 a# G) e6 ?( F; PNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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* F& @  \8 E# d- O, ]The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
4 A0 S4 m0 A* {/ f0 f  P! Greferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
4 U+ D7 k# q, y# x5 N& ethe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
+ a  p/ v: E# [$ n4 Nof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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; ^- u6 s$ K4 L; Y9 fThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

% ^3 X6 ~, Y+ D5 l0 A) ]The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
# m: b+ y8 I2 {6 W4 Sand goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!

& n! n) o7 W0 Y% I) M0 s; OLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
3 W6 S3 {: ~( [>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
4 L0 U* f- M: e% A7 A0 ^. F>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
: y6 K, j- K- q9 v" B>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

6 D; Q1 q+ |/ r0 D" V4 K3 R>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
' w, b, x  s7 {; B>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜

Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
3 g( t  o/ D) ?( xA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
0 @3 o( A/ b6 G& p/ |/ d$ [1 xthe newfie would l ...

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' A. q& G2 H6 S- S$ Q5 s  c! H好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
* Y, e* g* g* M/ w- ]/ c4 w“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
: {. ?' @! A* G+ z. s. l( d加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
0 j( l' V5 |7 Z/ O5 Y$ T5 D好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

/ [- Z4 ?- t, K8 b1 n真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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  N4 U+ `8 ^4 \, @3 D) [真聪明，偶像啊

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7 c8 j8 D  @% h9 P全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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3 M; p$ @' ^4 k3 d全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

7 l# [4 R3 E3 j: c. S2 m真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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/ a4 V; m1 V: ~7 V. U! Z别把我往坏路上领啊。

' K# r- u$ a1 p$ `1 n) Z# C你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
! t# s, o0 B7 \. }! T2 G% Q. U0 t1 x加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

( M  ^4 M  X  w/ }8 M# u$ N多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

8 u) L7 J) [/ I' ]5 @. c真博学，偶像啊。

: N+ c" C; A3 R* W大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

) P) ~) Z$ V# |/ F她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
6 V( y7 [5 k; r1 d* t$ f, S她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

. R9 j5 J) o5 U" H6 \说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
8 m. Y  {8 @' ^$ E# i  T紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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