Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
0 l3 d4 a; y( g; }! @* k+ z/ U% Llong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
2 O( r" k! a" |, e  {' z# ^( Mthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
2 S! v! a  G" a" [9 Ythe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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5 K+ M+ {. v% ^2 r( f( J; U The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
" L) f- |2 @/ E1 y+ c) r, P he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
. v  b7 W' v$ Y: @  xask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
4 }& L& x+ v6 X6 p3 [5 _you pay me only $5.

' r! n3 P4 t# Y) D1 v" k You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
* s4 R7 w3 F$ m6 E& }$ E+ Y; q: ~ will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
, Q3 V$ j# f! bthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

  Q! U2 L4 O6 q7 l, O/ w/ SThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
' X3 H' o/ g. W: S7 jthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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9 c; Z5 F! f9 l- c" c/ RThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
, u0 E& F* `: h' mpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
9 @; }5 `$ n4 Z6 r1 J$ x5 ~; V9 `lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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9 E2 x2 H5 J: o6 t/ @$ KHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
+ x( B' p6 |4 p6 ~& }: d3 _the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
6 i/ G9 a7 S  |+ khands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

  Y8 ^, M/ p: T$ @: c8 {& ]( c- J0 YThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
" p' S8 |' {( }) t+ Mcomes down with four?'

- P/ i5 `7 I6 a; k& d* VThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
3 m) Z) p, j9 C# d( m$ M1 b' hand goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
% @4 }) V+ e* H9 v0 F) n+ G>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
* i9 j3 Y3 H. n  }. b; n>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
) g' q4 L( T" e/ K# q* l9 o/ ~7 q>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
$ k: \% G& {  h5 j>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
7 ]4 i( k- N9 Z3 `/ p9 R8 q' X6 C" F>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
2 n8 z! u5 s( Q, P$ g+ v& p5 PA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
6 h* {6 a# E* ]+ |/ k" I6 \9 xthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
4 U, ]6 m# J/ C1 E7 e$ M加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

4 P3 k8 e* H* l真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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2 a& W! D4 r4 r. [5 I0 f好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
6 N! e( p5 H" ]3 ^$ @( F4 Z“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

& X: J0 m" d) c. o& R0 _/ e5 R) z真聪明，偶像啊

3 N: v3 _  g( ]2 n# J全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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" ^( [0 i* G( o* k$ L' ^$ o真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
8 j* Y! M" ~* a1 k+ l6 t加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

# h. v( ]/ C- O9 C; [多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

2 L: b  q/ l( r& a1 y& N她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
: G6 J4 p* c& c' q" a6 z' c她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

& \) x% F4 A! x8 B哈哈，你们在这开小会呢