Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
1 [& a8 r) q8 n! _& Z) wthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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6 `4 w, X! k9 ], O  X  j: T The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
6 ]- m) g0 g7 t/ V  Q he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
! Z* \/ l! J/ [+ g; v. Q* S" a lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
/ u/ ^4 Q2 Y$ q8 M will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
8 g3 H3 K  V) C. m8 Uthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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6 L+ ~7 U9 H( \2 E  b' f6 tThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
. i5 \+ \+ g% T1 @3 |1 [1 s. z' Upocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
& a  c; L3 S' E4 k% F- {+ a7 m4 Qthree legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
4 n2 g; h* u  J: othe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
- q- i+ ^: e! K  l8 xof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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/ M4 h) M4 U0 Y, a- `" a! V' C'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
+ [, k( g- ^9 w# }" I8 `  C( Gcomes down with four?'

6 U8 d) ?& x$ ?+ O* }  D$ W2 ^( _5 g  TThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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7 S0 O3 k: A- X; x>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
0 R! A# i5 r2 x& h: k8 w>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
6 I$ B: B0 t# h9 j>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
) W4 F& {4 ^/ N& A6 @& `>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
  _# a( x: ^0 q  e0 M$ _* B; V>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

) p# z3 _9 {* S# B, L, a>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜

Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
$ w$ U; y$ d! }9 }3 EA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
5 Q$ u& K3 G6 D- S7 K. Zlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
1 v( S2 m1 ^0 F4 G/ ~  L7 X6 dthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
& m% a+ x) d4 F! N, h+ ~2 [' rthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
2 G! v" ?4 T( p- }6 w“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

8 G9 k" E# Z7 l& g: {$ u! }真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表



好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

+ Y1 ~/ z( }% ^! M真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

' j/ ?% h7 E5 q6 q7 o' U/ _/ j真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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# S# |5 d$ U' F& {3 `别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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3 G8 ?4 s( G  ], M: g4 d# a别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
4 A$ S* C% `* C加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

; ?% u: d; o4 C5 F9 d她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
& f& N+ `+ K# M, f  y# z她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
: l1 C) h* r! z4 [5 h" G- i紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢