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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a& Z0 u+ \* F* a& N
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb" S7 y7 b% @; p$ p
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
; }0 `) c1 l4 i2 \/ R: A0 ]the newfie would like to play a fun game. 5 x8 S, T& p9 \1 L0 N  h) w
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
$ A/ m: B4 m  Y3 P; Y he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
$ P: b3 x" V2 T/ w- f9 C$ R6 L lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
7 D3 Z" I0 p3 c5 D9 p$ Qask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
* D) f! U; j6 Z1 I7 a% _8 ]you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I# f1 r; S7 C: Z2 i" [
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep- g: H8 K  u+ l- L. p) n" l
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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8 O; `. z% ], vThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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1 E6 o4 ]0 P" X* z# ZThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
3 [3 ^  @. b% z# y: Epocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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- J6 z- Z9 l" o7 n' a" K* q7 nHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
5 b8 V5 o8 n7 a& tthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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  S. X9 K5 i7 b' w2 T. Z2 mThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
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the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
6 L- Y% t" y  @( `# C* F8 y1 @- E, `of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
) n' D( W5 Z6 n* vhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
6 |* D) m7 N) Q# y7 fback to sleep. . W* V& Z3 @/ b7 ^
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and3 g/ `0 ]5 }3 P+ U
comes down with four?'
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  u- K! X, C' O3 d& OThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5; u& ?5 y& O4 g# \
and goes back to sleep.
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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( @! |" I9 U& P/ t' kLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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! H1 U3 ?" B& u, R' [>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two   L2 L4 T5 I0 K2 y+ V6 J/ R
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
7 m. }; K- p- `% [>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the ( Q& Y7 x! V+ [  F/ r
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, ! z5 W: j0 r, B  V
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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- K! E! H' \/ I" B6 J>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
) e5 }8 w( L. T0 R# ~; W$ z>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a ! |" g& o1 [3 u2 r' p: N9 l7 w+ _
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more % b$ q- A" g- g$ O+ N3 i/ \& n3 |
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, / Y* V2 i5 k5 ]0 \9 F9 h
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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1 r, g5 w- z! z+ y/ s) V3 d>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's . v' ~1 Q0 @" Q, Y/ o' w
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
' ^' k: c, i. T  T* S7 N>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 : G# v+ i* A; B6 t4 b
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a4 s7 H! M% }, }) X* t: \, H
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb2 Y) a. k5 o3 l5 A+ M# Z
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
1 Z5 ~9 I% i' |/ T1 F+ @  O0 f2 }the newfie would l ...
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* x3 H5 w7 s$ }, v. e5 I8 ~9 t好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:" |% j! F( ?+ N- o4 u
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
2 G# U: `: F2 U- |好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
" Z: A2 U3 a6 I/ L$ ^加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

7 e; A; R, P+ @" ~5 n4 i" m真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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6 R, G4 x, Q) R" `7 _+ u/ X) G好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
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好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明,偶像啊
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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 - M% m- ]+ K: H+ O6 q+ G

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$ z; c- h4 o; O6 q, \/ h( h! {1 H全盘接受一下。

! Z4 d# B/ q7 i" Y: v真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 1 L. [8 a$ I9 _( n) T' M

4 B( f1 G% x0 ?) K4 c& Y7 R真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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; i6 N. C# p- d: r8 d别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 9 o* s! O7 X1 n) l$ J& z
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) w- [+ \' ?  {! f7 B' Z% I别把我往坏路上领啊。

1 u8 d4 m! X8 V* l你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 ) j. g; u; P& n; J+ }8 s: k
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 2 L2 ~; s; U5 k+ i3 U( e
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真博学,偶像啊。

# E: c' a& s9 w! G' o大学教授哦,能不剥削?
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 & ^" X1 d& y  r8 x2 I' Q
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?

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大学教胖还差不多 $ K' c# |, N, L2 s% m
她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
- Y+ Q6 v0 J  F( L2 L. |" c! F紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

1 U4 K# k/ g% M( z# b# E- I说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 : t+ K# Z2 S5 Z8 ^9 Z1 S
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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