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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a3 r' f4 p  j( S
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
# d! ?- l2 v" hthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
( w* P( `6 \8 A2 ythe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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! [6 j- {/ p- T$ M) t: z The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so# u. c5 m: X, Q
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The4 W) S( P7 A% |( |9 G$ ^
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
5 {" r% P; u+ D: y# o/ T( Eask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,3 \3 C( a1 S  F6 a, H
you pay me only $5.
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4 e  z! R5 o1 a' I" n. H9 @ You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
+ Y7 a' B- N  d/ x will pay you $500.
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' b7 Z7 _" n5 r* ?6 ? This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
# @: u# Y7 K" _! ~. Gthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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4 n# I( H6 w; }" z1 R1 fThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
8 \; E4 `' n# u: Y. O- h, ~# spocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the- L/ \9 f$ e! t$ L
lawyer. ' Q/ s* l, A, L8 \+ J

+ P5 `; g5 c1 Y  Z( |% }2 RNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with5 _. |  f( F* k# x) Y9 o
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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! ]0 s9 v# F9 N8 L6 b, yThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
6 O( p) j/ L0 h0 Z, c+ kreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
8 z- \) w+ }8 F1 {- m" Tthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour' T1 k* Z2 x2 d, P# W0 g, r6 o* ~9 @. E
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and: U! c0 ]( x5 R6 Q) u
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right) w7 D8 ~7 b) G& }1 T6 u
back to sleep. , W" W! a6 U) V
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and# d: j' V/ ^5 i) E" h4 @6 D! i
comes down with four?' 5 O# Z9 |* W& Z
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!% m3 Q4 Y+ @# T7 a; g5 F$ t' G
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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/ l. U3 L- {% u- ?- e3 Q2 Z* f>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
; j+ Z9 v7 i% `6 q+ D>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
& k/ z. H6 ^/ F( ], _5 }# c; `>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
' M8 o# x! a* [# Q+ _3 X>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
& q& _. {& R/ s2 ?3 m( ^2 ]>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct9 s6 o% m* w. n) N6 f% t1 v0 w
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
% m* y1 \) ^9 a3 }' ?2 S>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
5 O* B" {! p, C; V% [>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
4 v/ o4 }2 S4 Y) c9 R>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, " v+ Q! h3 B8 e8 Y7 [6 j' ^) \
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three* p5 L+ S7 J. Q
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
% t. h* q2 n, E5 o7 x, M2 C3 d3 s! X4 m>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the : x+ A' Q0 M5 X
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand 3 i) y; R" W& _% Y" h
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
3 B( [$ _6 a) S! [% qA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a# f: o* a/ j) e6 ]1 j
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
7 u" r5 ?$ `: D' d5 S; \' M% pthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
) f; Y1 X9 J' Y% |the newfie would l ...

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2 P: `5 o1 H+ p7 r0 A/ |* A好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
* F* {* g9 X8 y“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
" k% M5 V: J( c# [' |. I  l好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
7 ]4 C5 X. @5 p; K/ a加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

: h: u3 ^6 n2 i真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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* f5 |9 w' x* C. D5 q# A% v好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:# ^. o0 ?2 s% E
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,0 u7 @9 G( n0 l/ {8 o
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

% h3 L& R$ `: {: |6 g真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明,偶像啊
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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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, s/ H- z6 \2 {- Z; X5 ]0 s1 @4 F全盘接受一下。

* `& [: `: q. ~真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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/ a+ }4 Z# m1 n9 ]4 z( ~. b别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 ) }4 s. C- Z" ~; s. _6 m2 Z) H' @
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
2 S3 i  k7 H* Z1 T3 B加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

  T0 J# N  @" I. u# L多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 # V5 s2 l) M. G- |5 I1 I2 E& S3 n
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真博学,偶像啊。

+ q" }) r' [3 {: T大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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# @3 K/ ^, f) V) s2 _- B1 v大学教授哦,能不剥削?

+ c* h$ {* j5 k; F; o( o  S她是大学教瘦?
4 r) Y: y' I6 o, G( c大学教胖还差不多 5 G" d2 {, X. x) c4 C( o* P" W6 k
她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
, _8 k! l& o) r! @0 S. i紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
$ P# v& c, B' g4 [3 l: t紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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7 h7 V6 y" P* G8 V) r% }哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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