Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
0 U9 }8 @$ l" G. Z# z2 cthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
6 U/ x6 j3 F# k) S( o- Z The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
# Y/ D) V5 B8 I2 D1 K1 q: E he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
8 R, t; H) {* g, `7 v8 v9 v" S lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
; y. V1 I# t7 p% z" s7 v# q  _ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
$ a, |9 k! N3 othe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

5 \6 t% g2 X" s7 j! ?& n7 OThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
2 J. J+ Q: J1 @7 ^2 K/ u- flawyer.

1 d8 S/ X; s0 YNow, it's the newfie's turn.

. L/ ~  g+ E8 g1 f' C0 _5 T3 ~He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
6 H. x/ Y+ g3 W9 u5 |( i9 {: lthree legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
5 L, [7 x6 K- e$ |% H$ s0 U: G" Mreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
5 }: k; R! r! Y4 b9 l* R- yof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
3 g5 ~% m8 e% p, s2 k/ lhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

' e6 m; O: r) ?- sThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
+ ^  ]( q: l  [# Zwakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!
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# T0 A  a8 y8 j( I& G: Q  J" tLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
' d. p$ K1 ]$ ?  ?% w- e>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
0 K  Z- O, r* z/ x>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

4 a" S6 k$ D9 S: B8 R0 g" }- v9 G# L>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
( ~6 t9 Z" ^, L: n% r) C>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
8 d: |  Y$ v% l/ a4 Ylong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
6 o4 }0 ^5 P& T) t) `好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
/ O; z( s) ^0 c. s0 O) Y好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

5 r+ @  F4 ]& x! a2 Q( l真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

, D; G. l# f: a7 e0 D8 Y别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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- l' @& n# J: t, T* Q, r3 P! V别把我往坏路上领啊。

1 P9 ~" P: c& Q你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

9 i: F6 ^( d* X/ X; u4 ?多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

) ]( n. ], [2 g6 P! y$ M) F大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

$ ^' j/ M+ i0 u" @: h大学教授哦，能不剥削？

5 W0 a8 q6 E" Y她是大学教瘦？
, M2 i- {& ?; x% K* G1 D5 K大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
6 ^+ ^+ h) p3 c7 U+ s7 p紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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+ Y: y/ w# Q* `哈哈，你们在这开小会呢