Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

% B1 y, b+ j  d1 e2 }. R This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

$ W  f* q7 O( o1 }' E* P$ pThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
! I2 G; ~& m. s5 Fpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.

# n8 U" J) l# SHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

& V) K1 F  Z2 m& v8 wThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
. n$ `0 p- Z% Y3 Y% L' ]the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
' G5 H! h- B. \# X8 X/ o" ?4 mof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
6 W, B% R" X/ G  `/ }3 Ohands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
2 P( C3 k8 K% W* M6 Z! Y# Ucomes down with four?'

" ~1 O' v9 @. M7 {- v- [The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!

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stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
$ F2 i) |' ?% h& w>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
/ \) W( c. T0 ~0 w) ?; C>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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0 Q: H" i8 W4 e" i! z>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
/ c/ L$ P, \- c6 d* f>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
. u5 I9 Q2 _, g1 v5 P- b1 p>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
$ I- p* b. I9 ^( ^: Q" F>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
/ @" q, U! N4 d3 F3 J# Z) ?% s- u>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
) G5 S* u* F/ V0 x" jthe newfie would l ...

* e  d' |, J7 j( s# \! G好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
  F: f6 v& n/ M7 T, b“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
, z- X( a0 }) y6 t“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

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3 g  L6 w' E( |7 t2 U) q6 G6 ^全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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4 d7 K7 F3 q# m真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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$ F! ~+ \4 T. k; J- g, w+ @$ {3 L别把我往坏路上领啊。

' j9 R' U3 n1 U- N0 H5 k- ]你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
% r: V* u1 l* Y# u, H* ?加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

- ^) j% [' K' P6 L多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

( v% K) H9 v, Q5 ?# W% X大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
% W9 N$ Q" G# J3 s6 }1 [大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
- D4 K8 l2 X  c" Y' W" U紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
+ Z/ W; S8 X  ]' |9 w5 l) I5 F紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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' P1 {, q4 B: @% N哈哈，你们在这开小会呢