Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
) @  n, I- f* K: xthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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( S- a; I$ C% J0 M, P- i9 I9 [ The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
3 v' k  W; [! M5 G+ P he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
' A- G0 b% _1 A; nyou pay me only $5.

2 ~/ p" s4 v+ b/ X. b6 A; f You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
$ w1 o: v7 o/ \. f6 h9 i- q- p will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
- v# i' n  B6 Q% q8 _the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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8 g7 ]# O/ p; M: u% \Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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# e5 G2 }- q' zHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
9 Y+ ], ]: R6 `9 ?references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
! o  E0 G* ^$ q+ Tof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
/ [" d4 h& n, n- q4 a5 ahands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
% B0 G: @* f  g% U2 yback to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
1 L  p. H; c" {1 ^comes down with four?'
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, R3 w* u: M% `$ }The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
3 f9 }, N' e- K" J/ c/ s; A$ ^; oand goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
; p/ `* c0 o0 y7 h; Q; L  p8 U>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
0 s5 O9 b) r$ I, u. @>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
! |3 e4 n0 J" _4 c+ q>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
+ \$ _$ Y# h  `3 w>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
" \6 A/ J% b" U( Y6 O/ i>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜

Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
- t: M/ d* b( X$ f. X; |+ g6 AA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
0 }' R6 ^* ?% v# |0 J/ wlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

( Q0 ~, o5 E0 T0 }/ x* x5 g好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
) I- \; s( f; B1 r2 T2 |" U) f“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
: }7 O) ~0 P9 x0 T/ ^* U好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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# d2 o+ Z0 S. a好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
* f3 s$ w1 b* a0 O2 {; O: I2 c好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

9 D8 R, f$ e1 A3 i真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表



别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

7 J) e% S; ^) ]% C5 g真博学，偶像啊。

0 a, K8 x3 m  V" u. l. Z2 O$ l大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

3 n" W% R( N$ q; m大学教授哦，能不剥削？

8 o, k/ e; }2 `她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
- A) X! b! ^/ y- m( d她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

- Q9 r$ x' N5 N$ L说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢