Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
) ]( F/ F! m3 y4 J5 s* ~that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
6 b( z/ F2 W+ ]. mthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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4 {  c* L. A/ \, Q5 R The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
! b! x0 ^- j1 Q* f4 I, U lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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7 Z) y' p$ c& q2 x+ A# W0 X% k This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
3 F+ M! C# T" O& I3 X$ d9 B& Ythe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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; e' g: }6 p7 `- [: fThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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( Z6 k6 r# |# @/ l* I" ZNow, it's the newfie's turn.

, }1 F7 h. V! i3 h  xHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
$ A2 S" e8 x/ s7 ?; T6 X! freferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
! A4 e  ^6 E' d- }2 k& x6 }$ t) D8 `the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

# v; [8 {2 E) L$ o3 dThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
; S1 s. |9 f0 B8 Qwakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
& G2 u1 f+ I. T1 E3 b% ^>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

: f8 x( H2 s. f9 w* u>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
' u2 F  z8 J  E+ [' G; [, V# @9 v( ?>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
2 E5 a& z; X, ?$ ?, Y0 O2 Q>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
' G( M. a* G9 t# w! {>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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  O0 W7 O2 t# d5 z( d4 N>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
3 E9 @% p% ]# _7 `>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
3 ~1 Z4 `/ p9 a: m4 @8 n/ S" `; vA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
& r9 ~# w8 j- o! {the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
* ^9 A/ D' N: B; x; o“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
8 S6 B- H: H: i7 t/ M+ U5 k: U好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

, }2 _: ^/ q7 c" p6 o) |7 V真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
" s, j8 C; p" }“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

( j& C1 D# X5 g, a6 O全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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2 W: n, V- N- o; ?$ ^全盘接受一下。

# J& G# ^: Z3 a3 u真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

( c1 z9 E& x/ R7 P" B真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
+ q+ a: ^) L( ^, X6 @加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

5 e( E8 q4 _. }$ G/ c+ n. y% c真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

; m. E, m+ s2 T' z6 n1 w1 V她是大学教瘦？
0 _) {& P' r2 N6 C" }7 b+ B0 ?2 D大学教胖还差不多
0 o8 R: u0 `0 Y- d) e她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

( v+ f% j! D3 A/ \2 j/ Y说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢