Newfie Joke

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-10-31 10:58

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
& ~3 X& G" r* T' T, p: a5 x' f6 _long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
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the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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, ?, U  v2 c) L* ?" B2 n* _ The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so. }7 f9 }1 x' C2 S7 L
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
' j  s2 ^9 F# I lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
/ y& Z7 @( ~) ~4 M! Task you a question, and if you don't know the answer,9 y! n) z( q& {8 [+ x
you pay me only $5. . u6 T  H+ A' }" j$ b
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I% K7 N/ P* H( w4 k( w% K
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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# P( Y3 E# z/ r1 hThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's5 M0 ]* E" V: E2 q# o  v
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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" U8 S3 ?/ D) P' v' xThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
2 j0 J6 f: \: M& S, J+ B" [pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the/ @- D% x% O) T$ z
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all9 m' m6 I/ \. u+ |! N8 c
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
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. j/ {: [( ~0 bof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and+ N, y: \- `1 [0 d
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
6 H8 ~- E/ t1 F6 q/ Z3 _back to sleep.
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# k  F2 Y& P# V. MThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
6 h2 S* `7 T. x* fwakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5" ?2 g3 A" U1 v. D2 R
and goes back to sleep.& w& t$ x+ F) N% K) I' c: T

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billzhao · 发表于 2008-10-31 13:41

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou · 发表于 2008-10-31 20:17

so nice

瓦窑 · 发表于 2008-11-2 08:50

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜 · 发表于 2008-11-13 16:33

Great

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-17 21:36

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:33

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:38

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 * G4 }# I! t, ~% K& U
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if4 ~- V. \0 Z( @
the newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 + J$ z/ p5 r+ A+ R$ y- x
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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; y* U+ Y3 j$ o" s! V8 Y好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：+ _8 t  J( Y) o7 n% Q
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，+ F5 k3 Z* ?/ }( M9 C) R; K
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 12:33

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 : Y$ g. E4 F* j$ ~7 O

9 V o3 y4 |/ v1 D真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 13:38

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 + P. X# `- a2 a! A, w" ]7 H  m4 f
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:17

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 $ P% q) e( d5 \% G; }
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:25

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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* r0 M6 u3 t+ V2 Y) b别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
. v; w4 e; s, b' J! H加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:57

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 & i V+ @! _4 ]2 J! A# C0 l
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 11:21

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多

她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是

）

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-21 12:41

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 13:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 7 D' y% b) F8 H; H- s) F6 f
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听

，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
f* f& K" ?- D4 Z. Z- B# C* i紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢

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