Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
$ f) B0 z9 `7 A4 q2 g he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
0 S8 \6 {* x* U' F* r) t* e/ z9 N lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
" T+ n' u- n9 ayou pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
, K: Z4 S" ~2 S1 dthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

. C2 G) Z+ h. x: J$ NThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
( S. M6 H$ J0 i2 Z" z- {the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
6 y( H9 j& ~# O3 ]% ^three legs, and comes down with four?'
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# b. z/ V! c4 w) uThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
2 h. H6 z+ T, n$ Q5 Ureferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
5 P6 r5 }& g: n! _% U$ X! hhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

+ S/ c3 u% ^* e# F6 XThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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+ S$ C0 n- T3 b. q- e7 ['Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

4 }2 z1 i- K9 J% v1 Q0 N$ ~The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

% Y7 T1 E1 e, F) j) ^5 k4 ^>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
0 H, P1 k3 w: r* S5 Z0 k0 n2 c>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
" f  r" b- X8 K5 E! G>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
% n5 h9 Z3 V0 S3 z>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

; O9 J3 Q7 E  z5 J3 E# K$ j>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
5 b3 q% X& o$ z( d5 J>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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& n1 O0 R. t4 ^" y6 A>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
6 _; t( r4 w6 ]>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
" h, H- U* P/ T! y, t$ Y* {* w! SA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
6 z9 V6 z$ N" C9 M) d) ^+ K) Glong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
& ^6 {: x) |1 F, G, ?/ R: o“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
- x* N* h# r9 X" O7 c8 I# l好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
2 H+ ?% g4 K3 t' M( r加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

, Y/ |5 O# x# i- a真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
9 A) ^: R# E, q, q* L6 ~, u4 N7 r/ U“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

6 n2 I! c6 }+ o8 d3 m真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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' |1 y* c( h1 G9 t真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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9 N# @0 E$ N$ Z) G1 u( e) x) O% N全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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/ R5 ^1 q6 D/ u真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

3 r7 l1 x) B8 x& l: u  Z$ n别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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" P# d7 I; D1 G2 s% ~+ K" N% y别把我往坏路上领啊。

( `) s! A/ B# n( y你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
: e# V4 n9 D' u- {. ^加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

5 c9 ~6 |- I3 t6 i' R多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

( D8 _& o% ]: i4 s5 R) ]2 W大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

) p4 m4 u) x; G0 s4 c0 V大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
. J- T4 W/ j( K, a- ~大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
+ Y& q  Q! R4 E1 X5 o0 b- F" t紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

& q' u) x) J0 @5 n, ?说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
. x1 t/ _5 d  }/ r紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢