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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if3 J' L8 b5 V! o) k! r8 h* D/ A
the newfie would like to play a fun game. : O" v. L! M- }3 |4 H) u3 p
  
" A- }# G4 z- {/ v8 L1 J The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
- x7 s+ e1 A) \  A he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
3 y' e7 s7 M3 H) t$ L lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I# o0 P2 u+ J# B' K
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
0 g% Y4 @/ @; Byou pay me only $5. & m8 h# ]' K, w. [" v4 ~1 z8 W9 ]

9 U$ v4 x2 D7 _3 p You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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$ e+ c" J- {7 W$ { This catches the newfie's attention and to keep4 w4 K; d' `, y% C  \: E
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's# V, d3 u6 Z! R
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'   k9 c) Q" B0 y# E' T- n% t
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his) H1 {# a% L- r5 b
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.8 o7 W2 h* x" q0 V
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with: o+ M& z# j1 J
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all, n5 ]+ {4 b3 q6 {2 g
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all, q0 |5 x7 p, X) S
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour7 ]8 z* T- s' _/ Z* X
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
, J) Y6 ~9 T0 V; zhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He( [) P& J  O( ?
wakes the newfie up and asks, / i2 G6 Y* [5 C6 Q
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and* U7 m" c8 {+ r3 u; F; f3 W
comes down with four?'   A# K( w: G0 V% {0 h
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

老杨团队 追求完美
>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the2 t* t. z0 k  f9 ~$ k, a' f( h
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two 9 T9 u- ?6 j9 M
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
! g1 P- c' I5 g7 y>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
6 G7 P6 W- j4 p; y>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
( x+ F, K! c2 I% ~>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct3 O, i+ o7 }0 \1 B" W! \' n

* b  E/ S: r( W>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
, ^1 @: W2 v+ Q# P; F& q2 d3 V>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
) Z! q% i: @1 @>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
9 X/ |& l5 H. K7 X>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, " K" C: [5 N3 D1 n
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's " R% J) z9 S) ]7 t8 c3 S, K2 I  M
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the 4 V6 J4 {' {+ J
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand 1 f( }* p! m7 ~$ m% R
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 0 g, h; ]. n; d, Y. ]5 G+ `
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a9 C4 P+ w! ^! Y3 C4 a+ B2 c9 B
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
' `/ A" h' B4 o" U( ]7 [% |that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
) }+ T: U6 \% Z+ zthe newfie would l ...
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
3 G1 F* Y3 ^7 A“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
  Y8 y/ M/ h/ ^# p2 q) s好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
' H. t) @2 G' I' }- u& `* o加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:6 n) ]) o4 b+ a7 e
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
9 W1 B4 B9 E! h4 e9 e2 ~好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

! v+ Y5 Y7 P4 s0 m3 L( G; Z真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 0 L: ]4 I: q7 k  N

( r/ X# b- ^/ s6 S% X4 c( u真聪明,偶像啊
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& n/ m* {8 |3 k" p7 z全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 7 C$ n$ u& }" g! ^, b
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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1 e: F/ o+ ^5 i0 T8 m别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
1 y$ @2 f6 e# R& J4 r$ x* L( O' x) \加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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3 E7 u4 {% N# @- ?$ y6 ~' @大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 ' n5 U! Y% `) e7 V4 Z" [

4 u+ k2 U: v+ i) r+ k+ {/ b# p0 G大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?! l& r( L7 g  _+ v& H1 }
大学教胖还差不多
9 L' |8 B4 R' [$ S/ w# ?4 Y她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 ! d  B; f* s8 k* A
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

! n* Y* s. a' R8 |3 ?说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
- D2 b" f( O( ^. A, t: L3 O3 Z紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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