Newfie Joke

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-10-31 10:58

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a  S* W( p" E1 R
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb  b  r0 S/ v2 o# e$ V
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if+ j* W/ u( ?8 K+ V4 v7 ~; t
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
* V) p0 P4 ?) F7 U he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The4 v; o9 `" h: ^) Y9 m* c
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
: s4 f5 V- g! s  d* B7 vask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
( n+ ?, R7 o% R- O; vyou pay me only $5.   L/ g$ r! _+ M8 N+ A% @, C9 k

" L3 X7 H9 x1 D# K You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
( y* z% L1 R. w will pay you $500. ! K0 |2 E! U" C. E+ n% w
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
9 x9 w2 J4 m( v* ]the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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1 x  @' \5 m* [8 {; WThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's8 W5 ^6 c' j: ]9 P. _/ B0 y/ e1 s
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' * _) h% p2 L' d7 m  @

* f7 D& k) M+ t* X1 m. ^The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
4 K# k/ N8 r. _% Z: rpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
  r. o. v, ?8 V8 \' Jlawyer. 0 }4 ]' v( C8 X

; ^0 ^$ E9 k8 X3 ?- ]/ G& NNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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/ o6 D+ l$ Z! i/ w1 ]9 e! N: Y. o* uHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
; H! v2 q2 I1 B! _) I' m/ rthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all3 s) Q4 N$ R& p$ m
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
* O6 a) |! I% [the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour! X7 [1 Q9 i" l. o1 g" B2 H7 x: `
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
  w2 m2 ~& _8 I+ @6 h5 ~- Rhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
. v! s5 \+ D' _) l* ?back to sleep. ) W2 X% L( e7 w4 \9 F1 c
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He- X2 l4 V6 y: R! Y4 C
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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" y+ [" I1 h2 V6 }'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and1 ~: C. T: H, p  Y$ B/ `$ o  W' g
comes down with four?' , {! u8 d1 R6 o9 P2 L- G, `6 R3 D

' h4 f8 y; a; ]& Z* y% FThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $57 T) v9 H! S# T2 F; l' Q# a, W
and goes back to sleep.$ Z, _- O$ A( B5 R* D
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billzhao · 发表于 2008-10-31 13:41

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou · 发表于 2008-10-31 20:17

so nice

瓦窑 · 发表于 2008-11-2 08:50

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜 · 发表于 2008-11-13 16:33

Great

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-17 21:36

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:33

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:38

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
+ s5 P! q; `7 O N# g: S. zA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
2 p& u7 |. d4 K. g: }long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
" J5 ?0 D9 F6 E% I! j; _& v+ pthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if$ i) e1 \0 K" F
the newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 , C3 p- x {0 X) Y% t
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 3 c  D9 B! X, T

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% J5 l  W( z8 E6 S1 {好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：7 M! D1 e8 R! E  R
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，6 l3 I1 O  F1 v. n! X! F
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 12:33

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 8 {. Y' f5 ?0 d4 F" D% }
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真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 13:38

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 $ _" t0 y) }! A3 y; Y

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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:17

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:25

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 ! ^: ]0 R4 t" p2 Q, _
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
* ]3 [+ u: i- Y' t7 [加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:57

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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6 L' X+ u3 F2 A9 Z真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 11:21

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多

她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是

）

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-21 12:41

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 13:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
6 e% d" T5 X% i* L) `! J, p: d紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听

，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
- C5 t: P& U6 ?' ?0 ] ]紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢

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