Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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8 _0 u3 V, J* D% v4 u5 W8 D# H The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
; I# J6 D3 k5 |% V lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
& M1 [* Z2 O7 I# U6 }- v: T! ?you pay me only $5.

4 U  i0 _5 Q" t You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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+ t/ u' ^; O, |% K6 c This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
, W: M( C* L) I8 @7 t" G% Hthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
$ N9 A8 I0 p) s! K# K; Y( j. |" T; ~pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

2 m7 C5 r& H9 \7 W( `Now, it's the newfie's turn.

; E$ l! H9 C0 a: {3 WHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
' x& {3 v0 W7 o, g% c7 Q% v( Cthree legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
9 `' f8 J4 f5 Xback to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
6 v, ?# S; k1 q6 D) swakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

$ K9 N. k2 z  b0 O6 [7 lThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!
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0 A- e$ h- s3 K1 a, N8 OLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

# t" C/ n- l& S1 @  n" i( L>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
5 H1 ]1 F+ @2 M>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
* o+ j$ H9 X/ _6 \8 {>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
# \/ M7 Y! u$ P; v' u" d) t4 m" ^>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
( u' P+ r& |5 a+ R% _' z( U>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
6 a8 o' T" _3 N  p7 Q>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
, p+ g6 d* @! a* T4 s>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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# M5 S2 O) Z* p7 l4 W. O好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
* {) t8 V7 J9 n; k“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
) \' `9 i9 o1 e1 {4 W好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

+ i8 s; k) i& m7 w' ^( |真聪明，偶像啊

6 z1 ?' _' n: @: }全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

7 D8 `! n" x" l8 b* l真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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( b3 w+ N1 a2 `4 x( ?3 c别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

+ q8 q2 K8 d, D, D她是大学教瘦？
# {& ]1 ]6 `3 I9 }大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢