Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
; }0 `) c1 l4 i2 \/ R: A0 ]the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
$ A/ m: B4 m  Y3 P; Y he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
$ P: b3 x" V2 T/ w- f9 C$ R6 L lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
7 D3 Z" I0 p3 c5 D9 p$ Qask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
* D) f! U; j6 Z1 I7 a% _8 ]you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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8 O; `. z% ], vThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
+ z6 d' l0 D* s+ wthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

1 E6 o4 ]0 P" X* z# ZThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
3 [3 ^  @. b% z# y: Epocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
6 z, A$ _' \& w! Z! t/ a. P/ g% Alawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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- J6 z- Z9 l" o7 n' a" K* q7 nHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
5 b8 V5 o8 n7 a& tthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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  S. X9 K5 i7 b' w2 T. Z2 mThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
" }6 |8 l" K+ [) l8 d3 ?references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
6 L- Y% t" y  @( `# C* F8 y1 @- E, `of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
) n' D( W5 Z6 n* vhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
6 |* D) m7 N) Q# y7 fback to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
  g+ }) L7 H/ j, C" l/ c, Zwakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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  u- K! X, C' O3 d& OThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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( @! |" I9 U& P/ t' kLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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! H1 U3 ?" B& u, R' [>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
7 m. }; K- p- `% [>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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- K! E! H' \/ I" B6 J>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
) e5 }8 w( L. T0 R# ~; W$ z>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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1 r, g5 w- z! z+ y/ s) V3 d>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
' ^' k: c, i. T  T* S7 N>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
, c  J6 i7 R' c8 f0 M' `4 y! }3 U>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
1 Z5 ~9 I% i' |/ T1 F+ @  O0 f2 }the newfie would l ...

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* x3 H5 w7 s$ }, v. e5 I8 ~9 t好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
2 G# U: `: F2 U- |好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
" Z: A2 U3 a6 I/ L$ ^加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

7 e; A; R, P+ @" ~5 n4 i" m真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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6 R, G4 x, Q) R" `7 _+ u/ X) G好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
/ X2 U9 g, e/ s" f+ |“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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$ z; c- h4 o; O6 q, \/ h( h! {1 H全盘接受一下。

! Z4 d# B/ q7 i" Y: v真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

4 B( f1 G% x0 ?) K4 c& Y7 R真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

5 G/ {& @# p4 k4 {  Q2 ?
; i6 N. C# p- d: r8 d别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表



) w- [+ \' ?  {! f7 B' Z% I别把我往坏路上领啊。

1 u8 d4 m! X8 V* l你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

# E: c' a& s9 w! G' o大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

: A( n& J# h" K$ w+ v0 W她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
- Y+ Q6 v0 J  F( L2 L. |" c! F紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

1 U4 K# k/ g% M( z# b# E- I说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢