Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
- ^* b0 O% A1 z+ D& L4 Qlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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5 O0 F6 Y& g" j: l  [! } The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
3 D! l, s/ A5 W0 x* y he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
# G# D/ [7 v3 E% p" M* q lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
' U% [" w; o2 x& Syou pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
1 W4 v  I. F, O/ f4 J  Bthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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$ N7 {& v/ b1 v  uThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
* p$ \) h! {& @. X" B* Fpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

- J' w, u7 ]( c6 H9 QNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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. u/ d4 f, U6 v3 i6 {' QHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
$ `/ \  ~5 {0 mthree legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
9 S0 C. k) V4 zreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
3 c5 \# ?: L9 U) T; Y! o" sof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
; B% d- F2 S) m) u8 I1 ~% Phands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

; I' J. v& t1 ?+ W0 LThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

8 x8 V8 R6 `' N- W6 V2 RLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
' t4 t* ^, Z5 ?6 M8 b>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
  R& L3 F  b+ ?/ s" |; k9 s>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
/ v  z  b5 O5 c3 c# M6 v8 b- a( q3 e>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
; q# |! e# T0 O0 f3 Y( g>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
- U% \  c% m' Z0 k) x5 n" ^4 S>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
1 @4 ]3 T4 h- u) Y  F: f8 G>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
# d/ F' ?) O; j>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
$ _: A, X9 P* c5 Z0 F6 EA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
, p* f) ^  ~3 u  y3 F* Tlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
- _! B$ U1 V( F+ h; ithat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
+ q& r8 s3 d; K/ h$ x" d$ f“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
. N4 Z' F# k9 N& p好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
: K% O' s, b# C4 z/ K; w加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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) N; ^; {/ \, r# M* {# I好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
% T' C' g' A( s“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

. h0 r- i+ }  Q9 x- l2 t; w2 c9 Z真聪明，偶像啊

& w2 N! g+ o( N( O/ X8 s全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

, v! F3 T4 S2 x% ^# a4 T* S% R% P真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

, m/ x1 M% F% Q) p3 b& X别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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, N% p. u$ i$ ?: m8 K0 g别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
' s& X9 j1 w" b: G! f加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

$ a2 ^8 Y+ H, ^* i8 O多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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: j& p& `% p5 i4 ]真博学，偶像啊。

4 m8 }6 y5 w- r- d$ Z( \; R  Q! V大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
6 l" n) h' @- J3 w9 Y& q2 y大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
7 y5 L' V6 C7 O5 m( z紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢