Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
% [, z/ a0 J% r" y  Jthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
2 M% T  \; ^. \. V2 Ethe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
) z  w" i% ~7 c- D- |/ U9 }0 o' Z. ] The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
, ~( l% O. k: f6 ~! h8 R4 @ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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. P. {3 a3 z5 a You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

3 q5 {2 j3 x) A# |  F+ x7 M This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
! r4 u5 Q( M4 n6 r* [the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

+ K0 W. \& {% L" _# Q8 Z7 u0 Q  iThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
* E0 b$ R3 \- p. \& b* Sthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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6 q8 G! u% U# ~5 H0 G% _The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
- R% x- v6 x; T. s! T5 _lawyer.

) A4 \- v# a% L3 j3 C% B8 U& lNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
( P* y% G/ A6 \. |hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
( [+ w7 c  d6 f2 Q0 H) cback to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
; [/ Y5 D6 v, [6 I$ Pand goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!

9 y6 ~1 e6 \0 h6 ~# I9 a1 M  VLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

$ U% G, E: P6 Z& f>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
% v4 k. G% m; E% A4 c>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
( ], C$ v' e& L7 s# e' N>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
2 X) {2 m/ M1 m. l0 d3 Z>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

- e7 y  \: G, r5 ^* L7 b4 u8 _% N>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
7 ?4 @5 \' P/ O* i+ Z4 ?5 j>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
( u  x) b2 ]8 u+ a1 x0 q! M8 J  W>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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* T6 l' l1 G0 H( C- B" E; q+ ^>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜

Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
7 g2 B9 t# t% R+ AA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
  e! `7 l0 G5 L7 B, W" p; zthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
4 s. j" H  T- a“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
5 z% R. Q& D9 `7 t好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

% c; H% W* J! A# F# n真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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8 J* T+ j/ b8 s好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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: C) p* |, m3 l/ M3 ^) ~4 I真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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6 Q* O( Z; K/ f8 _  c真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

7 U- R7 J  A5 Z+ S$ p, m别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表



别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
1 H1 a- P) x' n8 _9 A) U5 W2 k加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

, K: R1 c6 \" U1 \: X% z% ]多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

! M" |( _2 j0 F  y+ u7 v' P她是大学教瘦？
! b. \8 J" k5 P  q4 v* D  e$ l0 |大学教胖还差不多
# u, _7 I3 R' ~2 A# k# v她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
' G( P; s! d+ T/ j+ ^! A紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

3 S. H% Y# Y$ O* G哈哈，你们在这开小会呢