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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a9 w# s( H0 W( X, w/ I
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
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the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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- [' ^) W; ]. d6 {, u- ]% A The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
. ]4 ^5 Y: L0 c+ g: V* t he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
5 c7 v8 @0 ^2 Q/ l* U lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
% ~9 |9 {/ a! _1 j9 aask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,6 e0 B4 D' W; Z; U; {
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I. p% D4 Z. |! u2 D0 D
will pay you $500. . ]1 f' q2 @  ^5 H5 z
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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; }+ Z) a, {8 Y  F* V6 r4 WThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his* J8 V" G+ s# j. h
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the4 G) C, @5 I: }
lawyer. 3 {6 ~$ Z! I+ Z2 |  J" A" z

; B+ O/ Q1 f& u/ W; m: \* ONow, it's the newfie's turn.; B9 J6 G2 X9 w# }9 R

3 v1 d8 n: [, |4 `* JHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with* m3 u" k: [7 f
three legs, and comes down with four?' ' M* P3 i) Q& f+ [
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all, Q7 ]9 l; E! y8 q
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all% v$ ~2 u, R2 P9 Y
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
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hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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2 v1 e/ E$ h' u% r) hThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
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0 S- I/ C6 _- i0 }9 U* p* `' R'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
- r% {/ {6 u: v/ [# G7 m: G9 k( Mcomes down with four?' * z6 \" O- p! h7 r% S3 K! W, |
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!4 `+ |5 v5 X1 y. K/ e
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
- p  W( b6 g2 n9 M>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
% u! ?7 Z* t1 t, I. Y>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
+ r  [- D" {% a, D3 x# g) Y; E>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, 0 ^; X1 ~$ D3 G3 {' h; H
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research 8 `; z& f: Z$ N' @" s9 `) E
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
4 L" q2 C8 z3 @: A: D>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more ) @; `  h# z' v% A0 h
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
6 o7 v$ U' c* v( R; a" M, p>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's 5 K6 m' V, L* U4 S& O
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the % ?( s0 O% R5 }' t3 V1 s; N3 b" b
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
$ f' y3 S) {$ y4 z, [>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 % F6 G6 Z0 V0 ]- B, C
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a7 ^3 n$ u6 p& I& T" _
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
0 J% M" }* P) Z0 g9 Lthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
" {; e' h4 ~. `/ S9 e2 Athe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:, _! \8 V. L' x! K- f- q
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
/ k# W5 X  O  Q" V7 Q! U好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:- }  [! ]4 E5 n/ u
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
5 g, v+ F; q: G好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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" F1 W) L5 a& {3 j1 S4 Q; q' e- l8 u真聪明,偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 ! W, [5 [+ m" ]8 E. h' H+ O. E: n+ w

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7 g3 ]3 n! l: U) `! o+ A  H+ s全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 & [) _6 G5 X4 q
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 + @. w2 a; d( T( ^: S. N( P" W7 ]

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

' U; t, O2 j' G5 T3 ^& q( |* n你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 % a/ Q/ \9 [! _
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学,偶像啊。
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 & f) u3 f, D* I
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?

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她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
, k5 [6 P- O4 R/ w3 q0 w6 o紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

. ^3 D5 t( A# e, X  z9 v说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 ! N6 @4 ?7 k. C! M; e: _: f; V
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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