Newfie Joke

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-10-31 10:58

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a& j6 }( o6 i) c# I
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb2 J9 t3 b" y9 [7 M* {8 B
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
3 b1 M$ g) a1 [0 T! t) n, J9 H/ wthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The$ z0 [0 L3 b% K6 {9 _8 a7 W( j
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I8 K$ G. V, @/ N; k* H$ m
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
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( H5 f, \% u9 e* h You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I$ K9 P* `3 |% O. s1 [5 l2 p
will pay you $500. + Q' }0 j- r+ n3 @% B- z
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep- o& l3 D. w. {6 r5 e, n
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. 5 l* ]5 q5 r$ T: ~  b+ ~
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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) u7 A5 Y  a# }The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his7 n# G* H0 @, a! q: I* [
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the  b' C$ ~1 o" Q9 c/ Q
lawyer.
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5 k5 ?8 f, H+ V3 NNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
; I7 M! U, s4 K4 ]three legs, and comes down with four?' ( b, o1 ^+ F. l# n

& n( s9 R7 ?( u& ?! H9 X1 aThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
8 D& f5 W. I/ treferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all- L7 e$ v8 r% y
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
$ m% r5 ]2 [& F' r3 ]of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and$ {) }) |7 q2 ]6 ]1 [
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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$ x- {- O( r. F8 N8 H* |& H  DThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
5 l3 {' o2 G- S0 Rwakes the newfie up and asks, ' d' ?6 i7 p3 r: i" X' y

1 U7 E! H6 i- h- Y& V'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
6 @% @0 Z8 Y: B$ n( V# dcomes down with four?' 4 A# ?' x! G0 Z8 M

3 T2 R- r) `# H, }The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
/ m0 U" N) V  Y: c$ eand goes back to sleep.
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billzhao · 发表于 2008-10-31 13:41

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou · 发表于 2008-10-31 20:17

so nice

瓦窑 · 发表于 2008-11-2 08:50

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜 · 发表于 2008-11-13 16:33

Great

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-17 21:36

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:33

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:38

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 : T. V5 r# {7 k3 T, x
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a0 {5 ^0 Z0 A: A2 H% q
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
! |# [- b4 {( t. X$ v6 b$ Dthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if/ Y9 Y* i F' J8 [
the newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 % o3 @ T; k, H0 Y2 D$ m
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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! ?" `1 j: W5 V* c9 y好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
1 X* x9 o7 u& F  c“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
; s' [, M: C1 X: R* T2 s好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 12:33

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 ' ? c% c7 w& i8 o. k

- I' {" {! k' ]" i真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 13:38

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:17

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 $ m8 {. a# Q6 _3 |0 n
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:25

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 8 j2 W: S' l+ ]& D0 P2 }$ v5 S
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$ `& x6 j4 S& f3 |9 y) W* \# h别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 ! T7 H6 | O. Q3 j0 i% s
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:57

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 11:21

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 7 x" L R4 k2 P: F q( [
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多

她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是

）

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-21 12:41

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 13:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 # @: \0 e) K+ e0 t# m' A) i
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听

，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢

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