Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
1 a% q5 x$ f/ w" Y3 z& tthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
9 a* @: L- J$ c% T) _* ] lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
+ v0 M7 I& R6 j1 g$ \) Uyou pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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& e& t) ^/ k0 a& K- O, i' h This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
$ z! k. L5 x4 E5 W! T$ u5 |" c% ?0 \the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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5 J4 ~) g$ x; S# J/ |) \- G( @The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
* d; U5 c* {  H: dpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

- m- g8 d) ]& A' k3 xNow, it's the newfie's turn.

5 R5 ]- C! Y4 F) L& sHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
* D! r, `- v  Q9 mthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
8 P+ h' S) Z8 m# e2 }9 |references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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+ n& P) }( U2 X- k6 AThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
5 E6 U) |1 U2 l$ R/ H3 B/ w7 Vwakes the newfie up and asks,
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0 |, u8 n0 n$ i' }& W1 P  S( A'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

5 ^7 `0 b0 k$ l" m6 v7 E! T  f  W# mThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
3 S+ J4 y. f: q# Eand goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!
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9 }2 P! I5 \1 z8 _Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
0 T* P4 |" x) g% T: \% K>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
4 c; H) q, X! I1 d# g>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
. f/ e( A2 z  L+ o% @, a>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
4 [4 M, ?! i: s. }>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
: s4 d' h! p3 J# V2 P$ p9 T>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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' U- L1 R/ u2 c0 W) g>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
2 q" I( [$ o! r. h, E: A>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜

Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
4 y4 T) t4 K2 O% u9 ]8 P2 ~. ]A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
$ X: a5 n' u% M$ d' M" [- k$ Q$ ?& lthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
6 J( [7 i6 ]# R; n( L" P/ Hthe newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
5 h, [0 {3 ]/ S' |4 j“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
) L& O' m5 G, Z) c8 t1 y好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
' [4 Q# b) H; K6 g9 M5 I! G加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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' m. y; c* C+ B) u6 Z9 M0 z2 p好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
$ f. b! a9 n4 F$ ~“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

9 X$ S  |' P6 `4 d5 k全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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  ~9 Y; M4 H* Y- K- m/ q% H2 `全盘接受一下。

7 n2 v3 e. D1 u: _: A真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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) `1 i" H8 o; ]9 ?9 h别把我往坏路上领啊。

) q8 o" j3 b& d. H3 R6 \$ m你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
: C  ~! Q$ q' F# B6 r加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

( Q3 G! d; j% M3 G( {( o大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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2 c" n3 w( I, a" z5 a* G大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

) L9 k3 X6 @% B3 o3 f5 p6 _: {% g哈哈，你们在这开小会呢