Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
' K% g7 U" s1 N, w, D& @the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
. D. M( z! n- L8 H1 {9 y/ m$ Q$ Myou pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
- l1 W4 I0 _) J* ? will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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& A/ t% e: {3 G+ WThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
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lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
4 p& `% B+ [" `0 [6 K: N" cthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
4 {$ ~: g! w( x2 Whands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

& E- }, h) j: {9 HThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
( V" V# }0 S, D# T; `/ swakes the newfie up and asks,
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5 n/ ?6 q3 |) S8 R, X  j'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
# Z$ S' o6 [( Fcomes down with four?'

" U% \' u& x% S6 sThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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# f  V9 A* J1 o/ J4 U% E3 s- \Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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  p" L- Y8 K/ v) t: ]7 F! G7 d$ P>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
: S! i- Z/ ]* E) ]# |$ a4 o" W# z>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
  `/ r' R& y4 F' V7 f  l% V>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
, G7 e- L: }$ _6 \" S>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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0 L/ I5 y# t- J9 Z" K9 _>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
6 H6 T$ ]+ I. M% Q1 i0 T* a# }) _  a>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
% Y: u' ?* T8 d; Z  G4 O! a# a3 g>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
( W0 [6 Q# Y. g3 z) Z>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
; t  [4 q9 d; Ulong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
, u& @( N9 y; V4 e- ?/ n1 Bthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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" U4 ^( V8 v( ?7 L) I- h好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
0 r8 J6 L+ e# u. t; s“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
/ y7 |- G; z% f  c* Z( t0 b1 }好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
" i) _9 s, v& k1 e! k+ T& Y加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
% Q. r7 K9 D! s$ X“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
, p, T9 m- ^5 Z! c+ u好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

3 X/ c) X, r  R, o; L真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表



, e2 w% O' M0 X9 g: N' q" E! @7 G' d别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
- o5 {' J! j& w( B/ |/ a9 ~加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

) G$ e8 v1 F+ h! g大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

  O2 l* z+ O3 G4 e* A0 R5 |说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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3 N/ }! b8 l# w7 S9 X8 Z  f哈哈，你们在这开小会呢