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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a& Y7 W9 t: ~- q# T5 ~2 O
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
( H) U  R  B3 nthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if5 F/ S8 C" `) [* C7 U4 x1 m
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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: R$ F3 k( v5 ?" ?. n$ ? The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
9 s) s0 O* P  H- _; _" B+ b he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The2 o, u/ Q+ q  y% Z
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I+ x, g) N1 N+ Q5 O3 I, n% n% j; a
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,7 w9 w7 [0 F: ^0 n& t. f, Y. \
you pay me only $5. & S2 E5 _. s2 |0 x( d7 z: v
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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. M9 j2 x" E! j7 q# I This catches the newfie's attention and to keep% z/ L, S# ~/ |, g
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his! n2 U$ m7 ^  \9 Y$ [6 D
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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0 B- f5 M" `% N# ^1 E% u6 M$ O8 zNow, it's the newfie's turn.8 }4 g0 v$ V9 B( O' _! f

$ D. B& v% \. ~+ U7 A. J  xHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with8 y  y6 K! f7 \: E) f
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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; s# v% y6 l- lThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
  r$ Z/ j7 N: ]* h- v+ C) Ireferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
" w5 j5 f- z5 @  G  ^the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
- c8 a& w, O1 t7 j& D/ m' Tof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
$ z2 s3 V# Y, M3 s) c. u: _' Uhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right9 f! D5 ]- W) k% R% |  @
back to sleep. ! v( x$ z% p' q, q

# l5 [$ e3 S0 q+ d# _  v* L0 a- OThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He4 p! p% ~6 V( q
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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8 p, A6 C5 L+ d/ e# p0 _'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
9 S( {" O; F" m3 ~% ]0 Dcomes down with four?' - O6 a. i; X% g

3 N6 \4 h0 R8 i+ {9 J( M5 bThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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8 ?  s% [; p6 A* T) R: SLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
+ \& v" i, J  e! C+ C& H>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason   c) e+ b' ^, n
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the % M) ?! L/ `# a/ P! {- g; f: a. s8 ^
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
- U5 k& v) B2 J3 y& t( g: `' R) _>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
6 ^/ E/ H& x6 m4 |  r>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
! v7 g( J) h" y$ q>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more % e' T$ m$ [* X  j! Q6 t' f+ y" L' Q
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
& D. ]0 G- Y3 S>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three( |0 Z2 n* @4 b0 F' u
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's 3 ~8 Q1 p4 I* n! t
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
1 U6 ~; g% B$ {5 n7 w" J) ^3 f>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand $ F' G* W0 V1 G+ p2 `) N4 s
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
  U2 L/ i$ o- o$ Q- gA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
8 n% t3 |/ E5 ^8 q7 c' I- x1 l+ ulong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
8 J3 d, r- M. X. h$ @that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if, Z( z+ N& G9 R4 v6 g- \* J0 `! ~) F
the newfie would l ...
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:2 G  k# r: H2 Q3 U8 ~5 n
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,* q" m8 B) X8 l& ~3 W+ W# P
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 3 [+ j4 I+ v9 K
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

7 U9 o4 O& o1 Q7 ^1 c真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 7 p: g5 i" R$ i2 }
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
6 |5 r% Y9 _$ `: {, T8 }, L0 e“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,- f% h& d/ Q+ s% v/ V
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

2 x& U% \  n. ~& x6 J真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明,偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 7 Z; w5 J6 C+ d
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7 r  Q* u, R+ @8 q* ~全盘接受一下。

8 x0 R" D5 O+ `. k真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 , b4 ~3 r' ~  i

8 P1 b  ~! R) P' h* T' t6 w$ B& @真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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: c7 ?2 F4 t5 X8 v- @别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 $ v) x* A1 N9 t! e2 o- |* e9 x4 n: i

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; s0 [( \/ b' b. ]3 ~3 ~: m别把我往坏路上领啊。

. z% G" G  W/ Y0 A/ S' b你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
4 M7 t1 S3 h, M( K. W8 D( G加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

! _+ x1 c4 T9 {: X) g" b* G; a6 {多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 ( M( n. V$ Y( w8 Z6 j* {0 W' j

9 u6 I' H! V% L# d9 X- r真博学,偶像啊。
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 * z2 X0 a& Z, |& }+ O8 a

) M1 b6 Z: ^1 ^, o大学教授哦,能不剥削?

" a$ h# m' J- f! ?她是大学教瘦?8 B5 @1 Q2 u- Q  Z( p! R+ e
大学教胖还差不多 3 `3 c2 H; ^2 B( z
她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
8 \+ @2 C, r, L& R" E% Q8 U紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

! q# l4 x" C$ E. {' A; h5 v4 N说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
6 c4 f( x9 n2 L: j紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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