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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
# J% [$ J/ G( r( ~long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
* ]# j# E, Z! m5 B; g8 ~( M% R* uthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if' \1 ^7 g' M. i# x7 }
the newfie would like to play a fun game. 5 L& o  }0 q4 c% y5 p7 \9 s
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
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lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I1 L4 v& F! I9 S; _, c' S
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,3 h0 n2 [( h* ]
you pay me only $5. ! B3 B) [/ w. t5 w1 u3 [
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I2 X  P8 W$ M0 |% t- W+ Y) Z$ p
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep" g6 v, S4 j; ~! m/ a* w: M! ]( [
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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- W1 w6 X8 k$ Y: D! p2 ?$ bThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
; I) F4 m1 X2 Z! Jthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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; d, y( ~/ }3 W, Y" M0 _The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
( E0 A" r& w- F8 U2 g) Dpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.& P" Z& l3 n9 p  L" P

: n6 e6 y# p3 j1 M  i( MHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
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) y3 ?. d2 r, J( B/ ~The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all/ x7 V8 I/ t' Y8 r! {2 G4 U
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
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2 ~5 g$ ~5 z( N. b6 yof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
. C' |0 X% }! I+ ]. V! Vhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
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+ E, n; ^# ~. Z6 E'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
1 {( H# T$ ?' F) `; f: D8 Qcomes down with four?' ) c3 E- L" B9 V* d0 F4 }# A& h: e2 h
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the6 L2 A/ r  h; K: [. |

! i& X# T+ I( p+ e>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
" T; M4 c8 X& d* T+ R3 ^>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
- W* q$ h, K$ Z+ U* h: x>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
+ p! _; y# E. ~/ w; |>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
9 S7 R/ m" c4 v>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research $ Q6 i' G2 f! p' Z
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a , o6 ]0 E6 R! V. u: ^# H0 f
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more 2 C+ K/ @' |9 r; I* P
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
0 Z( p& I% y7 {' `2 f+ p>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
% |0 Z- [7 S' a1 a( W% ]/ J>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the 5 U7 K+ I' S% d4 c
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand 8 ?) I# x4 I! ?  |0 _: `' I* H
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
& p7 ^* `$ N% T  g3 r% g* TA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a% P" Q, D' o* u+ Y2 l
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
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6 P) s/ z# p$ I+ Y0 _* Fthe newfie would l ...
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:8 J% J8 ]3 ^1 ?, y
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
0 t5 u+ ^! u$ q6 J* f. W好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
- ^% k1 @2 W4 E& [# n加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

5 e; i6 n4 n1 L3 k9 f+ \真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
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好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

2 l4 X. e! O% ^8 ]' \( P. `8 q真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 + E) t7 c/ `) b3 R! Y% |+ q5 D: h
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真聪明,偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 ) O4 j- F' ]9 V6 c8 I! B7 a( {
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全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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2 ^& k4 ?& ?: l* o别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
4 w. l# F: D( N1 y0 i1 t1 M7 c加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

& P3 a3 {+ X# Y9 Y9 |多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学,偶像啊。

& o! z/ n+ a4 t& J大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 , T9 O/ f7 u. c2 w: J

2 c  A+ ]( r$ a- b: a- G大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?8 `- c; y6 Z! t0 G) N% M
大学教胖还差不多 : \* s+ y8 Z# Y* F  o
她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
% m' {4 }2 u; E2 v" |  r紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

, e" K, p7 m  `7 r说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 9 @4 |) z8 v1 ~/ k6 e- k6 G
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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