Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
7 g- p& N  @( I. r9 I5 W2 Cthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
4 G$ A7 t2 @% A' o; V1 B/ ] lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
  n6 w% c4 B9 j% |/ m& T" oask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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0 ]6 y' Y6 g+ x You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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# d, ?4 W$ W+ _7 c0 v This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.

4 t* M/ k7 r. s6 x0 a1 j: R  fHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
% G0 s0 s; |: d& I8 n4 B# O5 \) h& A% ]' @the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
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" y* ?3 {2 e& nhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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+ @& B) n- }( ?' g* V1 U* gThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
+ f# y( G, q/ x# `' ^wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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9 W! s0 v6 a: I! l+ XThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
1 N% y4 Y* y/ P( m' _and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
1 n  T& K- c' U7 q>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
3 ?$ U/ J/ ]& D0 d9 x) I' K>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
0 j: m1 |0 h* Y. F$ P>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

) ?( x* z5 Q2 c  f>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
( Y' M! N5 I" o6 h' J( f>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
/ s# ?' y, r0 v$ K; J>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

! s0 }9 f; G7 w# H>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
* A  a) F/ |% G& M, IA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
4 J# x/ ]! @4 H$ w( M$ rthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
3 B8 ?$ I4 u8 H3 G, O& Wthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
& H6 e/ l! y' S, i; I“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
7 _& r$ t: @3 }- Y# G加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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; n/ J$ p  `4 U7 m4 q& `好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
! b1 K7 E- \  k4 |好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

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4 w+ _) g7 n/ a全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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* p  p4 e# h" [: e: F# B: a全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

1 c6 U9 \# r, {7 @7 r3 k) n真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

# b3 c+ j& N$ g# |  }% y2 C  d你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

# N& `7 a0 v2 l; }" f" C8 Q她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

- ]; g- p) T- k说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
. s# Q3 A: g$ _* S紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

6 m- m- q0 Y6 j! @( c. \! q哈哈，你们在这开小会呢