Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
" Y! e0 j% O6 g1 T- h  m  Q+ w3 hlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
+ z, G: a/ l( C6 N lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
3 z7 c# p6 F9 U# hyou pay me only $5.

+ r8 `- h( {2 j0 d  l1 v You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
$ l' l2 F- H+ M' O8 L! }' e& z will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
: l, G, y( u9 h( \3 cthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

) q# e- m. B, a. t( ]The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
5 e. Y3 ]+ e7 W7 i8 alawyer.

: ^( V& h  k2 f4 HNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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. M0 A2 N$ N! Q& y7 lHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

5 b! `& `2 `' Y6 k4 O# F: qThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
! |" I4 [- @2 N8 S& |of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
+ Z) \, R; ~9 K& i8 J2 w- }3 |( m3 L) Dback to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
3 `1 Q6 @, M( M( Hwakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
7 v0 P% q& ^: m' Dcomes down with four?'
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7 V/ i! l" u' `. @* bThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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1 w* h  N- _  R2 P: e- X>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
. O3 B0 k* ~# V. C) s>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
5 H; i1 z/ v+ z" g>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
% Q/ N9 N4 y3 P, S& z; f>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
6 f) l% n: p8 P# P1 E# x& J>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
% y) c' i! j; c6 T1 p! Y! \0 Z; R4 C>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
' J) ~; g7 f0 k5 E, }& S& @>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
$ K( z: g- R0 D0 f7 O3 U- h' s6 r>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
; f# i+ b( @: C4 U>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
4 O" u# r: K* D  `7 ~. |% |" y( KA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
/ j" Z) N6 Q* f/ [1 y4 Wthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
" T, n; C4 \4 |9 B0 cthe newfie would l ...

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- X1 s; T1 m2 G
好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
! l7 h- D  S# v4 P. I: G2 h“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
. w' K$ N5 Z, W, ~' G, i* d好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
( ^5 n1 l0 `2 ?. A5 S加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

( D: g$ {7 ^- r5 ]真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
# ?; M, s- o- Z" e2 B" G! }9 S好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


. @8 J8 g- O. S9 U" _3 O8 Y; V8 l# z全盘接受一下。

1 p! W5 ^* h: o8 f9 s! \+ Y真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

% l8 X! R# U9 B4 @) [4 K9 M( B8 q真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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& v% _' m$ p8 F. X别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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* w( g8 p9 i! R: W: B/ S) x7 D别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
; a$ }/ F4 @/ I- V  x( `( w/ K+ e) b加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

4 g, f/ t9 }( D" e/ v8 p多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

9 Y2 L! l$ r) F& w+ u# R9 t) H真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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! q- l8 z. z/ N3 Y7 L6 W) Y大学教授哦，能不剥削？

- i% S7 Z( w0 |. ~* j她是大学教瘦？
; C+ x  U4 w* k- t  b  N大学教胖还差不多
, A% Y! }/ \, c, r( w9 x她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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4 l" ?( |  i4 B; k7 m哈哈，你们在这开小会呢