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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a3 \4 z. l+ W, C; r2 Z
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
5 ]1 k; B; ?' w; W# {  vthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if# }' d! K1 w" E, H% X
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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' @# y2 U1 Q9 M3 G The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
" l1 ~$ p( U" V4 s* I he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
& w& H7 B# K7 y0 H' l lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I- S+ g7 k& e. ]1 s0 p$ w
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,7 Q/ B8 K- ^5 N# C
you pay me only $5.
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7 T0 o# [! S; J# t8 L2 [ You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
+ h# @- ^8 u4 q$ e% L will pay you $500. 2 Y3 n: h) M8 O+ P/ I

) B$ I0 Y2 t2 }/ T' H* w" b This catches the newfie's attention and to keep# I9 O( G+ P& v; e, n; F. x0 o
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's2 a" o7 r, u4 l; B9 a4 [
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' : J8 p( h1 u% |& Z3 N

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pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the4 V6 C  r/ c% }& R
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with9 J  x. e  x- G
three legs, and comes down with four?' * r* N7 S3 I$ S

9 v. }+ F5 R$ c- p6 i4 AThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
1 n: g, N, l5 J- X' ?  K7 freferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
& M" B7 P: y- B; c$ H7 ythe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour" s2 A6 i7 w/ l3 }7 t
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
, t: S( @4 s8 ~; ~7 k9 Q' @) mhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right2 c0 A. O. c0 j5 g1 X2 j
back to sleep. * s6 b8 i+ ^$ ^. w+ W' h& ?) i
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He; C: x7 q/ N" g) @. g
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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0 H4 v- L7 i7 |/ T# l, l% ~, yThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
# W1 @5 p/ I% @3 pand goes back to sleep.
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!" m5 A; E7 l% g, z  X0 V0 l
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

老杨团队 追求完美
>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the, `1 H' P6 L( Y% t

6 u. p9 `6 X8 q3 F, E, u>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two 9 U& y5 t( C3 P) c9 U
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
8 V4 [6 r8 R, j/ e" s+ e>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
* ~8 M9 \+ Y. k>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
! n; U, U8 P5 R6 s; a6 z>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research , z( x2 @# [# s
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
% |) f+ o% b+ s>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more " Q  s, f7 V6 _6 Q
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
. {% y; J2 q  o>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three" S' r/ s, h4 X1 [# p, ?6 w
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
9 e2 s! l. l' T, L>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the 7 v9 |! T8 ?  q: U: V2 [1 q# u
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 / M1 K, F" @0 v
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a* y7 W( `5 h/ i2 N. U
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
2 v5 i: f% T- T- b5 K' c! jthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
/ T  ]3 o! c% Sthe newfie would l ...
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" i' H% a& U" E7 R' L好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:  \! G" V& K' y# Q3 f) o: J- b: \
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
/ n8 ~$ H0 ^5 b好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 8 Y4 [7 r' W( m
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

& i* s# @0 y, m( M9 M. b) h真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 % u# g4 z  D) X' ]1 |

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7 }$ x' ~% z6 e6 U9 z# s% {好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
4 M( D/ s0 C5 b' j4 h“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
" @' {, i: I) W+ z+ Z好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

0 h9 T9 y# Y- R/ H真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明,偶像啊
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5 _" N. b! K# ~% P: P9 T4 k, a全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 ; L( S$ T+ ~9 R0 ]9 h! j0 `! b$ r! B
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全盘接受一下。

! X8 j( b& l1 m9 K真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 : C9 x4 D9 b0 ^$ B8 L) S
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$ T- h" m. x7 p- c1 o; C$ E别把我往坏路上领啊。

/ ?# e' Q0 p# F; k# ]你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
/ t- |$ \3 h1 z2 B, A加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

$ a) u, \: M* R8 n# Z& a% v( \9 N多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 . q- k  @; D3 @' ]. G

- O8 c  p( v# Q" R% m大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?
  U; v$ o4 l) P9 j& R" U大学教胖还差不多
" {) ^, o, ^# W$ c她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
  Q8 ]! Q5 c% ~( R) `  k" ]0 o紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
) r9 I1 n5 j& d9 J紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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" ^: r, ]: b- L7 C3 P2 X- T) q! O9 k哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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