Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
' r, R! d9 b+ B5 Q  u# tlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
: Z3 H( i! q5 E9 Q) g; B: ~that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
1 B: `' @! K" L! U6 Z9 ^& z he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
( N% ]/ [8 u* C1 A2 X& q  y( Syou pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
7 d. I) r/ u+ z7 H1 Q) V will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
+ C( \3 a) h% B3 o, I4 l: cthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

2 W0 i9 }( ~0 W" |, T* W* sThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
5 w* Y# \4 d$ b- o: m( {5 qpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
, v8 ]9 L" J6 ~( Q4 Tlawyer.
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4 @$ [( O1 c1 y; E% J2 ?% _Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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4 N" g/ c9 e: p0 l$ eHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
; K; P0 w! q; \0 `! `5 _three legs, and comes down with four?'

9 ^& G3 h, K; _! V) eThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
7 o) B* {  s% C0 R' G. Yback to sleep.
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* H! j$ J% G# H' g6 v) n1 h( ]( GThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
3 _& c/ ?2 A# N( p& o% J4 ^wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
8 l* s8 K. e! W) ?: _9 _>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
" o  @+ c3 P) ~# f/ O7 B+ J>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
% C; i0 [0 v6 k) d, s) m* h; N7 ?3 e>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
8 t7 t& B+ ?* [: u>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
4 d  H. }) d6 d6 w& b>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
# Q7 v1 q: A9 \, Uthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
5 \+ l( H; \, ^  o“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
7 B; x) [! l) }- A9 t. y2 u. r加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
: q; n. }& }$ R7 d好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

/ J2 U+ k  c6 [" k9 l0 i真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

( R: ]) J6 Q+ K) n. W真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

/ j! j& z" L6 s真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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& \1 P3 y1 t! \( d: ~别把我往坏路上领啊。

" r* ?) r* T8 l! \+ A5 L# Y你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
$ f+ K% n; X0 M% ^" A加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

, |& s$ ?$ I0 G真博学，偶像啊。

" {# X$ P, L( {+ l大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

- x: z# a" v; a+ X大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
6 C4 t% q  \5 Z) T) I  m( e* M' K. R紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

- R9 Y1 G/ Z8 ]' V0 D2 ^) g0 W说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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7 f! A0 [. ?  L% B/ b哈哈，你们在这开小会呢