Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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! ~0 c6 k; |, p5 N The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
! w+ z; @5 x4 H, I he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
6 h4 {5 `& B" G9 lyou pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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  k0 Z$ X2 B; h8 \The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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* C& G4 A8 w& k/ ]/ ]9 g- g" mThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
5 o( C8 [" L7 g4 h4 Slawyer.
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# a) Q. |! o9 kNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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) N. @7 |: w; J* }% M, h: N) s& h$ bHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
* y2 w2 `; w1 r2 C# rreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
4 W, c6 ]- k' \the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
6 {, B8 W5 M( j5 d- _! e0 i. qhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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  E, y  G9 n" l1 Y, x$ q( i9 S- OThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
# z3 u8 H$ c- Y- T. }. C- u+ E>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
1 z8 W9 h' ~9 h5 f# z0 A>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
& R# e9 h$ ?# {+ c  {>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
# A4 Z' @7 X+ u>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
" [' U  g% a! T>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
! g! W9 E8 M% C  S1 }/ Z" nlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
. W: S! R/ Y% |# y% @5 o6 r6 Ythe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
' L0 D5 h1 K4 T, C9 @加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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: ~+ ^+ d. s4 B. K4 @2 ]; i好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
% K5 D4 }6 _% z9 j2 m& V“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

# |/ h. `% Z* s1 D9 x4 \真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

2 E. d0 J  x) a0 D真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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, f/ p1 O# H' E$ g4 x真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
* Q1 h1 S9 X# o4 U: }9 C6 c0 E加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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$ R9 s5 t* v3 ]5 |8 N, A! ]+ r  Y真博学，偶像啊。

3 X( D& _: B- I9 L) z' X大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
' n' O$ A5 D+ o7 ~5 h大学教胖还差不多
6 a! z1 l! E) o她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

/ ~. g, _$ q/ i3 {说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
6 i" {8 w  n) F: O" d& ?# K紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢