Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
% B1 l0 t+ y8 X2 }that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
% q" b/ L0 W- r( X, b8 X. G% Fthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
3 f: A5 m& C( U* N he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
. x, o  ~6 _6 Z. H  r/ O lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
1 I1 U& L! i) N: yask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
  }' ^  L) k2 X/ P1 k$ fyou pay me only $5.

$ O+ _6 m( k4 I' M6 m* U You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
* P2 n3 k. l6 \' hthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
! F* X. _& N( U* f$ @2 opocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

0 c1 i6 l9 j7 tThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
: j* J' e" q! \8 }6 Rreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
" F% s5 Y$ d3 M6 ^hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
+ ?# d2 Y: W# d% z  c" j0 g, gback to sleep.

% L) M( ]+ u$ \! z8 DThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
6 e) Q7 \9 B0 X: \wakes the newfie up and asks,
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. T! T. D2 C9 k! x  i- K0 W/ _'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
, Y5 q# H$ A$ {7 Vand goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
' o& G/ S: |; h4 A5 }/ h: D  n>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
- `+ v3 @( Y# N; y7 Z>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
, L# q. O: t' |3 |. b3 j* Z>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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& h, q* l, [" @9 z) S3 l, z+ Z>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
  H& h6 L& K0 K: |1 v9 K% a3 A& z>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
$ H) z' k4 Y3 h! s6 X7 M>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
5 }- D$ n  ^5 Y1 C. N0 S>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

2 u' J" ?8 ^% y- c! A1 b( @>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
  N2 D0 r$ [1 ~long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
2 ~+ s4 J0 H% vthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
; x) B  R3 f2 [: Tthe newfie would l ...

3 V9 L7 f/ k4 u  Z! @好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
' }2 _' D9 N- A, P7 h" T“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
7 j  j. e, J. x好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
0 @- X+ n: S' v0 K* o) o7 V加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

# n: n8 H; v. F8 A+ `1 m, p真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
- s5 R7 W* g3 ?) p  {好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

  F6 u# M7 H9 l: ]" |真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

5 ]% k8 l$ [+ @真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

4 F8 y  C1 P0 t7 R* l' G8 g' I  P& o别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表



别把我往坏路上领啊。

7 b# s0 T) B: p$ Z你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

9 Z2 `2 M% H; z多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

2 V  H- k5 D$ D0 q4 M真博学，偶像啊。

7 L7 i) H7 e- t" I大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
) S3 C$ l: G! _. H$ ]1 g7 e) L她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
3 C8 [! Q& c2 q紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

" X  d3 I: Y* w$ V说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
' d1 `  P& a8 K# \. A2 P: `% K紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

4 a5 T) w! G3 ?: @6 \/ r0 ]" r8 G哈哈，你们在这开小会呢