Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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; C! s" e7 v+ ^4 h, U1 d, C% ^3 ? The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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% E3 {" V0 b5 hThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
. b+ S- i2 y6 Y" Gpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
7 [8 _3 l! S4 N% o' d1 N: Qthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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4 ^/ b) T$ b; y# v# V7 fThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
' R' u( i! {! t/ {- E5 f) Rof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
- A" q) p$ {9 b0 f3 d8 T% i6 Vhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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6 F. |2 F, [6 @+ c: f( l- P>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
8 \/ J# g. |( s% E" c$ }>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
6 [) s* H4 J5 ~- n3 ?# _0 V& v>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
8 K5 s9 F7 N* q( g>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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) x5 o( @  W/ _2 y* A>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
& v  B" R/ O; g9 ~6 D>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
! ]& ~# M! f# v0 [; Z2 v0 I7 K>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜

Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
# `4 Y: l5 F- ^2 y! X$ B& s# oA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
$ c* i6 w5 z( Z! R# A0 }long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
1 i: B  n* `2 P9 e/ U6 ]- Ythat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
! M) s6 ?4 {; Y# X2 ~& w/ Gthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
+ u  x9 G9 M  B  S) K' `# U9 l加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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" e9 M4 ?, b5 \2 _  h4 @好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

8 N0 S6 e( I" M4 A# o  n2 m- h真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


5 T  w& h. |) \2 X! q全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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" ~/ k/ V2 ~# q# ]3 J/ U4 L别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

& e8 ~6 ?( r( A4 N- q/ K5 [, R5 T你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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5 I9 Z4 V4 o7 c$ L* T; H* \  k大学教授哦，能不剥削？

& U7 I  z0 _# l; O# V8 j% W, t她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
, E" V  E& @$ {" {+ _她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
/ V6 N- b! A6 Z9 i紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

4 I- B8 U, F3 a* w( O说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
3 y, o: y2 l# p0 l紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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