Newfie Joke

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-10-31 10:58

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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+ ]& M1 V/ r) @: d; Ethat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if$ H- E9 S$ R: e! i
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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' f" B6 J- ~+ I0 T3 C, a The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
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lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
8 E* ~5 {  L; G0 qask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,# S1 P3 Z  _3 ~# s' Z
you pay me only $5.
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7 `/ m, ]. z/ n" g You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I1 z7 k7 U! _9 S
will pay you $500. & G3 {: a$ W0 {% Y

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  z: U9 W& ~0 R  G' X8 TThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his2 K, L+ ~0 c( X4 x8 z
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.# e: \5 E8 j: k6 \  f+ |
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all' f; Z6 E, n2 w5 b$ S3 R
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all" i: b" Y3 G! S9 u4 T7 D- b  W
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour9 s2 y' R, C- ^6 V5 I/ S. I
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
# ]" ~  M( o+ y2 E0 o: Mhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right% m. }) W9 F; }# o$ M
back to sleep.
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wakes the newfie up and asks,
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, X5 u2 `% u% B% K'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and$ i' p3 J- I( b6 K3 Z
comes down with four?'
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( l; X) `) u/ {* y9 q0 rThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao · 发表于 2008-10-31 13:41

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou · 发表于 2008-10-31 20:17

so nice

瓦窑 · 发表于 2008-11-2 08:50

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜 · 发表于 2008-11-13 16:33

Great

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-17 21:36

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:33

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:38

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 - _+ V" x4 ~5 Q
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a4 y9 s+ F5 |- b! }/ |7 H
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
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the newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 8 ?. @7 x& |2 a; _& Q! \
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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' v3 H/ G. E) F/ s6 f7 k好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
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好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 12:33

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 13:38

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 ' o8 C9 q3 M" u/ a# s/ Y& P( `
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6 d" m2 n: w7 w( b% d* R, K: p全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:17

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 8 b& N. O0 a9 Y
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:25

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 # q- j# P. f1 y; R' |( ]# K
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
% F) }9 n5 `' D) l! d5 M- c( n加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:57

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 ; ]* g7 a2 V! {$ a9 }

$ s, }9 G; S, L# @. u真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 11:21

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多

她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是

）

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-21 12:41

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 13:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 ) V5 D2 J. e% T3 _2 }9 u- T- X
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听

，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
f u% u+ O, F1 {" N" P% \; N' \紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢

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