Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
, v$ X, |" ^- ^' p0 `% }long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
, s1 N% Z* e8 g& D6 r' I0 X& Mthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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- Q1 T: h: \; r3 d! g7 r( a" Q You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

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& r  T# E$ k# q, }: _the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
7 _  I% H6 }" N; Mthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

4 _1 y0 Z% s( X% w6 x$ L8 e5 ^The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
1 s1 n6 o& ]: c6 u9 _& _0 C, Nlawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.

2 `4 ~! v2 }! g; [0 kHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
0 N4 \, X! {: H2 Lthree legs, and comes down with four?'

  \+ z) a7 D9 \5 c! B6 f% f" ]The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
( j1 v0 {! F4 F3 w+ c; V" Lreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
" t: Z' @( r- L" q9 O8 g" c6 Q4 sof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
( [. s) m$ Q+ f  e' w4 ~! Lhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
( {, T6 A$ z4 v8 d) fcomes down with four?'
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4 r) l! q3 R. _6 j: N6 xThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!
+ U8 ~; ~, f* A! B2 ~' F9 r/ o
- j. p8 T8 @- s+ n6 ?9 VLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

2 N9 p, M  E  Z( H! `; P3 F>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
; d3 ~' @5 P7 ?: k6 e# h>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

0 C9 R; K9 p5 @& p3 a>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
$ N. g9 A- X( @2 c, }  @>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
/ {5 r  W. T- R! l" ^>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
2 L( c5 k% v/ L. E>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
+ T5 X4 I) w6 I5 o- h>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
) c( Y) y6 t/ r2 P2 A0 V! uA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
5 p. v5 G& ^  C4 @7 |4 r7 a: jlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
7 e# R! f; d9 [( w! H+ @! j8 lthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
0 a& _: Q  X* x: ^! L0 L" r加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

) k) F5 g( C  ]真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表


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, X! s  ]5 P* Y0 ^7 p好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
! t4 h9 M9 v" W2 i: b4 |9 ?“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
5 {9 `/ X: s5 |% K$ F9 ^好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

$ q# Q' r/ m7 f多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

( H6 R5 X7 T9 [" Y( Q真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

0 n1 {/ ^, I/ A8 ^大学教授哦，能不剥削？

  x( h+ n& w# O8 y她是大学教瘦？
& O0 ?2 Q# j1 h7 [0 ?大学教胖还差不多
/ }& k8 ]6 @# {# `# b7 [; b8 P) b她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
' Q! r5 K8 s; x9 r/ z紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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8 J0 w) o( U( l; a( k" I哈哈，你们在这开小会呢