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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
/ O4 X. i# P! }2 olong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
# [+ Z4 ?7 M1 t% R7 N5 [that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
& L; \. \) ?7 O8 A" @the newfie would like to play a fun game. / M/ }; z0 F2 ~1 I/ M/ e
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
% L7 P' f& z& d3 C$ @- u# u' G he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
+ a1 u8 M0 K2 t2 e$ Y  d; I lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
- f  c5 q4 f. ]6 Z' i( {: |ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,% w$ Q/ i7 X2 C7 D6 W4 f9 x" ?
you pay me only $5. 6 }$ g+ o# ~! {5 X3 Y; R) {  H1 ^
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep/ w: w' m4 `! D) c; D
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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9 ^8 S8 c, W/ Z; Q, o9 AThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's3 f* n+ u( b+ b2 H
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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2 B6 z" }# [: CThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
" A5 G  z& ]2 D3 N$ R5 L2 k. _3 ~6 Epocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the( f- e4 ]! a& a1 `2 d
lawyer. 5 N/ @2 C6 P. l: @) n8 {3 s5 s

6 l" a5 ?  z1 e5 w- \Now, it's the newfie's turn.- `$ j8 U6 N0 t6 h1 S4 T
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
- s- ?2 \1 ]- p' J% U. q/ Gthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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' }4 L9 ]6 E0 M1 R6 PThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all3 ~. g# R6 G, D5 ^2 T- o" x
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all7 n! L) O$ L1 i0 f/ A7 ^) E
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
" ^  q4 @$ u( ]2 V) ]of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
# {7 T8 t/ T: a2 Chands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
* w6 a& @; E9 c; m7 E2 ]  |/ Z9 ?back to sleep.
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, ?% f' p( H$ QThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
3 K& u! K7 Q- d- f( O* x# M- {wakes the newfie up and asks, 9 S2 x, R" j$ L" z: w5 V

$ t5 B* e! e- |- U'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and" c/ O! T) |0 _9 o
comes down with four?'
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1 L' w; h" O7 TThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $50 }3 V8 _7 Y5 i1 }# J
and goes back to sleep.8 _0 w" \" k- J$ g$ u

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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!9 f" e# f( H3 ~5 E/ a/ d1 n" I
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

老杨团队 追求完美
>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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# Y1 w) [1 w9 O" e0 p>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two & ^/ t( {$ D, R/ S5 U8 \$ e
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason * T4 \8 U1 G8 e) N* d5 M
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the 1 i" @0 _( ^' d4 z; q' p+ u  x/ ^
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
) \* q$ P6 i  e' r' w) H$ O>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct6 h6 u4 ~, O, ?8 Q

% W( K) Q+ H8 n0 n' R& ]4 _>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
# Z$ q1 f' I' b. d" n>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
* T" \) [, }* q/ d$ s& H>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more 8 |- Z& A5 r5 N2 _1 f
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
7 A& J; v: ~  o; A, Y7 H1 G! b>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three( c+ l: q" U2 E. e) J7 L9 `
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
+ Z, Q4 r: l2 I: |>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
$ W" _0 D7 t1 B>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
; C7 p# k, D- k1 o. i* P+ B>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
' _6 S; E) r+ ~+ D2 X! r6 MA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
3 k7 [; W- x- }2 llong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb5 T: i" b6 `3 L) H
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
5 [) l; u; n1 }: L- u- v; S, uthe newfie would l ...

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+ a1 Q. l2 k2 S% _" s6 g( P2 D" C好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
. A7 ?, I7 ~  M& ~& j“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
1 z1 o$ B# f% ?" J2 @好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
8 Z5 B# v  x% t: B  ]加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

4 J% A. [) x/ x( L& W5 q真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 $ _: @$ v7 c: h1 A. ?- H

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
$ q, s8 v# K' g% V“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
. o. V+ s( F, X% d好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

7 F  q. R# J, I# f! N真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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3 O+ M. y0 R2 }真聪明,偶像啊
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3 s! ^# X; E! a4 G6 Q1 e8 k全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

: l! [+ @0 D3 V+ x1 B# `' U真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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# @" b5 j7 }7 ^$ s; Z# n( S别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 2 ^1 X. }( @4 d

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- D% c% q( N% m) D* i7 x/ h2 F别把我往坏路上领啊。

1 `0 f# U! X) f# H0 C1 T9 s你已经在路上了
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 6 u& T2 _* Z+ @) ]
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

' Z4 B3 e& c7 j3 _' @多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 4 a4 e0 A+ c' j, T5 C, j
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真博学,偶像啊。

& G) T+ G5 u  a- ^大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 $ V! c8 S3 S! _
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?

6 A. q3 `) S" y1 I# f2 J1 t她是大学教瘦?
" e) q8 g' e: Z1 O3 C+ X大学教胖还差不多 & y) a: v" f# S# `. S$ u
她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
4 `0 }6 S( n1 y/ S/ w& z/ @/ [8 Y! j紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

% ~, v# E2 w8 x! e0 {$ x- A说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 5 _5 R/ Q/ c: a1 Q
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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