Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
$ d2 P# ~, l' ?9 \( vthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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1 D7 k6 ~# F. C8 H The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
5 u0 ?  o3 P( ?! y lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
) L9 C  Z6 I5 J! M, t( vask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
6 J9 M6 J: K( ^/ i$ g0 w: `you pay me only $5.
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" a$ A- x& n5 U2 v% k You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
! X( Z, S2 I! r: |0 \ will pay you $500.

4 X2 t. h) t" ^6 u4 ~. E This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

4 x  w- M& a% TThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
+ `& r% d9 v  _. m$ {/ g# Jpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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$ \* q1 W8 P$ \" r0 E6 y# @. JHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
5 s% R5 w. G) Hthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
9 v0 G5 p- ^' _* t! lof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
+ q# h5 s5 F9 Lhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
% X) {1 S8 e$ t) Q( ^wakes the newfie up and asks,

" D, {+ T% {' N) O6 Z- I'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
  b: m! i0 E9 e6 S+ f4 jcomes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!
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7 }# h3 V( I. j% r4 u( A5 eLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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9 p6 T/ D0 Z- S3 F' g>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
% ^9 v: |0 k% j2 P3 E>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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7 ^. N  W9 D  t1 D) _; h& `>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
3 _# y- o7 o9 n5 _- F2 \5 j>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
4 a% H& s4 ?0 \>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

2 u# b# c1 F2 w- q0 O  C>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜

Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
& [+ U" Y9 R+ [& \A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
. r, }$ |3 G2 j! Z6 Z: F* v& wlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
- c6 f3 ^2 q6 t. {2 Bthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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, B7 k2 l+ ]/ z: ]+ Y好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
( U2 g# }; |0 L, k# _: z. R1 x好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

. S4 I7 a  R- C( o' x3 @0 E真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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. S% [6 }/ v: O9 Y9 W8 O2 c9 _好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
1 n& r3 {# B! C2 [  ~3 i好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

  {* e3 u# _  b/ R/ d' i1 [( {真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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. i% B7 ]- A' b* E4 _( ^全盘接受一下。

5 }, ?) M2 B; c真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

4 w2 n; j" W9 y5 y+ G8 J8 x. \* K真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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% ]% q9 R, ^: c别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

  I, `2 n) n3 k) Z" e, y你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
9 t7 h' l' N! I  ^( {0 W+ o, m加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

/ t: ?/ c& o8 s& A7 f' k7 Q% J真博学，偶像啊。

8 D$ F& E( d6 O8 m3 N  j/ Q大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

6 t! q; E; @3 e/ L她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
8 e  A1 _" q6 k0 Q她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
' D# K9 H/ @8 U0 Y' O紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

! V- B% Q8 }+ x8 Y6 Z. t* j说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
! z% }. u7 b; c4 T% @  ~6 D2 P紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢