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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a$ Q4 X# |* Z9 @5 h( H3 v
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb0 t: d& i- G8 k- y0 A& k* v& ~$ N
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
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lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
4 P: b; @" |" _& @5 Rask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
6 ~- o8 F/ [! e* B9 s; Qyou pay me only $5.
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$ |! {+ h  Y" o7 B% z6 m' Z You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I" J+ V7 U. Y; \4 G
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
6 u! t, T" Q+ K# g3 ^5 ythe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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2 B3 ?7 ~# b6 o, m; _- [The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
, M9 c/ |8 b% o. opocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the8 r: Y4 U8 f9 I" u: f1 r1 {  d" h
lawyer. 4 R" A  c3 E8 @& l( F, I5 m

' O1 m. s" _. x: rNow, it's the newfie's turn.' [8 N" b9 C( H. R# [1 Z

9 t, b1 W* E7 L# e, ~He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
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0 W: |& j' y- oThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
, z% P9 D0 U( b* Z/ C  @# lreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
8 V/ Y' u7 b1 H8 D# Athe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
' ^8 h. Z, v* o7 D) S5 dof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
: Z5 Z7 c# N, _1 L1 }hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right. _, _6 F- ]/ E3 ~2 x$ V9 D+ n3 _
back to sleep. : V0 e. T4 t, N# {" J

8 q3 y- S" N% }3 Q  QThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
; s) s" K6 I7 p, K* D9 lwakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and* A; w0 n7 w( S- U
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!/ q5 b7 n4 M% ]7 e
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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' `# e/ I% _( h8 n! O, }& c>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
  K" [. f9 j- d  v: u, W>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
% e) ~$ C: Q/ `' D: A( u9 T/ m+ v>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the ) O6 P$ ]  A( j" j
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, - A  U3 \( K! R3 j: y
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research 2 z4 v& N- t- n7 Z
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a - e. ?% K$ t3 L
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more " S& p. Q7 @; h+ Y) M* ?" t. p
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
5 v7 F1 |  @2 }( G- Z4 b>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three( C" M' P; i3 O6 s) G! m2 p* k

: d8 K" J$ }4 n9 ^3 k5 {2 j>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
( ^  l; d( d! @* K1 Y>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
1 D0 ?9 ^+ }2 H, d>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
  c7 D0 c0 z1 q5 ]9 _' ^4 l>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 $ ~" [# g, g1 x% v; `  D
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
- Q% s& D, Z4 g“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“," h/ p  f. m* \+ e* \! T" s6 t* H
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 $ n8 @  k. _& ~+ e) M
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

* R7 l+ W/ @! Z3 F' ?. J真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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9 d' h( Z% D5 v2 }! k4 {3 D好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:: b4 n0 l+ L1 p( s1 V. i
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,0 y9 ]( e) m. ~6 |4 Y5 y
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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" |3 s+ l1 |* ?' L真聪明,偶像啊

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8 G% M1 \' P. R, H" l5 x全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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* Y. @, v6 e, u* e+ E+ o; q真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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& l. B$ A1 e& T8 }, E( C. e别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
& r5 }! P! |" ^" \加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

+ c" x% W$ d7 ]* Y多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 # r* J2 l; |) J/ _) r

+ l4 W: ?+ S% Z& J真博学,偶像啊。

, {$ W$ P2 |5 d% U- e大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 $ n* R* g" O. c6 G

" X$ z' a" k$ t/ M大学教授哦,能不剥削?

. T3 ?% W1 X* |% {她是大学教瘦?% S) Z  [" ~/ ?0 k9 b+ \* D* g
大学教胖还差不多
- c8 R, W9 F$ l) G9 i3 |3 ?5 W: w她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 % O- V0 d9 x" r3 ]) X
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
4 n5 J$ K; B% a/ R8 D8 [紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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