Newfie Joke

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-10-31 10:58

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
! k9 Z" m' d5 B/ v# O1 f2 Wlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb. {5 ]; }  s# m  H& \- s( L
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if9 G; w7 H! _0 h; E0 d
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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  M: ^* d" g9 J# j The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so' M9 c( O5 B  F% J
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The- m8 T1 Z; o4 w" L, ^. V( M: A
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
! [) V- b( N/ U9 u. Nask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,: S  A8 x) q) p1 j# @/ P
you pay me only $5.
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4 U6 `& I# l8 m- y& v: P, o You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
# p. E# m5 b' v2 p. Q; U1 o6 R will pay you $500.
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1 A$ t. L: u* J4 n+ k# u This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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- Z' C6 U2 p8 I. T: L! N+ o3 eThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's  t0 d8 c) L4 y2 a; f6 Z
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' 8 F9 U1 y" z8 P; T4 `
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his, L. ^9 K. |0 H, b
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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' l$ x4 Y. B$ s5 }: ENow, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
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1 A( r9 n0 e# t7 Q& X: iThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all. y6 q+ e5 h, b8 c
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
! ]1 B: R! _4 P: Y" ~) Uthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour( m) c, ?) L+ z/ t
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
3 p0 J" M$ f+ G. E3 e# Khands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
. ]6 U9 |5 Z! h* }, N% `- g% Kback to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He3 o$ Z2 s/ ]2 i+ s$ w7 ~$ B
wakes the newfie up and asks, 4 L$ n  k' k: E6 _7 R
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $51 V- e& I! h8 _, j( L( M
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao · 发表于 2008-10-31 13:41

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou · 发表于 2008-10-31 20:17

so nice

瓦窑 · 发表于 2008-11-2 08:50

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜 · 发表于 2008-11-13 16:33

Great

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-17 21:36

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:33

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:38

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
1 C" t, }) @/ ^7 R: F- hA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
, R2 F; K8 u. u8 ~4 w7 G) C' u/ flong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
j4 M- V% _) }0 t# T; Athat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
/ l: g. Q; A% P) c% B! pthe newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 ; Z! s0 k8 i5 w7 @; p, v
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 + ]* f1 D: }, N7 w
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
% A8 A, i$ Z! b0 T% T- q# m$ j6 X“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
8 B; ^- H  k3 @8 J7 [+ Z好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 12:33

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 13:38

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 # Q5 H$ x' E' p; |8 f

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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:17

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 * a+ X: o/ y& D+ x* n

0 _+ T, z7 _" z9 a% D真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:25

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 9 l) f7 }0 A: l, X# \' M# u
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9 |& ^, c: \ H: x- h$ R( ]别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
$ z( B$ `/ y# a( `加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:57

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 * @% i6 K# c- W# _' `

5 \3 I8 {! T8 F) o. W, G真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 11:21

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 5 S2 m3 |3 N/ a- d) o0 s
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多

她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是

）

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-21 12:41

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 13:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 * W" o" ~' w2 p( N, K7 B
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听

，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 7 V/ {! S$ a7 f/ {! o6 g- j
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢

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