Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
, E9 _5 {! ?! l/ Xthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
* \& @7 w1 Z6 ^8 l! m$ l The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
2 W4 ?. Y) n. p6 o: T, B he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
1 z* p& \5 G1 Q& D$ |* i lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
# e9 `& T5 O# T9 Yask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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3 G# F3 F8 N' e% e; {' H You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
- F2 t# _; g+ y' Z7 ~ will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

2 P5 u" y) L: ?The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
7 G4 i- a+ N, N$ K! Z2 `the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

; M: F6 u! B9 D+ A, u; L4 sThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
9 G( B  m4 M! t) upocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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( @/ @1 e$ m# p( \: HNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
, `7 R% F& n6 I1 othe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
0 |! z0 n+ A  u1 m% \0 }of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
4 y, U/ e% l2 ]+ \# g' r7 ], O% z) lhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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( z  o; A8 _" O7 BThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
# [" k% {' M" k; `2 l+ e: t8 wcomes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!
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" {  {1 V1 p, u1 U5 _Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
0 M" j8 C3 `6 n4 W% W>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
9 l% x2 _) W: m>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
& ?- J7 d2 q2 P& H# p% A! Q>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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- V3 t$ r0 v! t$ e; q>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
! A, P) V2 O" c>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
. D* C# \9 Z1 l# ]  C# N* c3 H3 [4 along flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
0 i) P) e$ P- w: qthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
+ k& C+ i  `) u, U3 T& n7 C6 G3 uthe newfie would l ...

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/ B4 z4 e- g& a好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

( y/ D" U5 R4 M1 B6 {9 R7 ?真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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% R* @2 o3 N% m& I+ W好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
2 {: y1 L' T8 `$ Y' z% n9 g: Y. V  e“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
( p! Q- {7 ?( r/ }$ C/ ^, D; D' `/ L好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

* i0 P" ~. r3 ?3 r+ p% }真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

" P0 i+ C& Z5 k* G. g# i真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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$ t% H# @  B) h( l' P9 W" [全盘接受一下。

+ O4 r: o+ s7 [5 l* x真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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7 u- x/ I. K/ l2 ^" B7 Z2 g1 \别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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+ c, H' R) g0 \+ }别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

# d" `! ?2 H: H多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

8 l: x7 ?3 L& F大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

2 `7 {% z! I5 x- W3 s4 r她是大学教瘦？
: h% c5 A! r$ v+ Z% O大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
5 N5 O! y4 Q& v紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
9 G3 }0 I' a- g3 t/ D6 y6 [紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢