Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
. F' ~- U# _, R% ^2 R0 {+ q9 mlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
# Y6 h3 S% c1 P1 H: Hthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
) E7 J/ d# U0 P: H6 q% t+ b he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
% Q3 p, C% j, r1 jask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
$ n% ~+ p* k; R& l7 [0 H! }you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
1 t4 `+ {/ _; s! |( n& pthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

) o8 x5 H5 I( z' j0 D$ t" V; M9 uNow, it's the newfie's turn.

7 c; x% R  v8 m+ z8 OHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
  C' u) S6 Z0 x, v% M, ~three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
; C! A( ^7 T2 H- f+ ?, x- Ireferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
3 [$ v. J+ H: k8 {# W, f' J7 {of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
! I7 x6 ], n3 ~/ lback to sleep.

; q+ w7 k$ d$ `2 r3 M! aThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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: L7 J) ^* R  @% Z1 U0 Y% e'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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+ k' v4 D2 u2 n7 F$ `The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

8 m- m4 i5 U* PLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

4 ^# p, I* X2 B/ D( }: A>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
7 Z1 \$ s, H7 Y9 w8 }+ H6 k>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
! k- N) w. d& r2 W$ {>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
* O6 n+ M# c, e# h0 ~. G/ ?8 n>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

! e. v8 m" m  x3 J/ R  A) D5 H9 S>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
, m, S% V) w! {% S4 V4 k, {>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
; `' d; ^8 z  p& C! n) U>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
* \, C3 ^$ x2 z. K' G" R2 B4 P>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
$ ^, {3 h9 L' h) \2 C' _% E>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
8 a! D7 P9 o. t% e4 p( `+ IA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
% t1 z$ I$ b4 x, \2 Hlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
. S# Q+ P( R5 E) S0 I( Qthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
1 T1 l1 n* \" N好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
% {% }$ T. u  b7 [加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

: {0 Z8 n3 _! Y! \, e# n6 Z真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
9 ~; v, ?9 ~* c8 l: H7 X" q7 ~“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
$ M, p6 G$ }9 ]. A4 w好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

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# g! j6 Y' L6 \全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


7 o1 q3 Q, y9 A/ l$ \1 O9 p全盘接受一下。

! S! u; i$ j  r, t! ?9 G3 V, r真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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) }# i5 j3 ~) d# f别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
0 @- d' f' a) U加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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+ |; F2 p2 \3 Q真博学，偶像啊。

; H4 Q" @4 o0 k大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
3 q7 a$ `, d% h$ R大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

2 V, E$ h( g' T% K+ A说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
+ E& L2 [. }1 m  K) G紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢