Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
5 f/ E, u5 I# z& k7 L/ u0 ~long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
( r$ q, X! P3 L0 hthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
7 I! D+ D: W; X, y2 gthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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5 B1 m1 k. \+ @7 v The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
. R5 S7 x! R1 t% b" g1 L8 i he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
5 R9 l; |3 L. V  H8 W" @you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
0 U$ b! j9 T8 b6 h; g! P will pay you $500.
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2 l! L7 j# |# i& w' J* A This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
* a* m) o  d+ zthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
7 g5 b' W9 b4 U- Mthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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0 N! u2 n: Q) v: d2 FThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
! k4 K5 F. W3 ~  kpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
$ \+ d8 w0 r* I- u7 slawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

: h# K0 M. \% \1 e8 |0 u- L0 |& tThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
- [4 t( s6 D- l7 F0 {7 J) q5 Mthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
" M' |2 ]; p3 I6 |% E: }) vhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

+ P6 j* K0 k$ ]1 C3 `6 Z% ~! yThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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  ]9 g: L' ]% i9 `% J; G'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
; o+ Y2 W& Y; I) fcomes down with four?'

  M2 |; s7 t  M/ G6 t1 W. ^The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!

2 \1 ^; I$ e  z% E, R9 U5 c9 JLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
! M. s; J+ Z* w& a7 P>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
) o4 S* ]2 ^9 ?>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
% g8 }0 J6 Q  t3 ]>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
# E; g; I: q- n' p/ r+ W& H  ?* t>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
  u# @! \! m& v/ w>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
" f7 O9 l' d6 f( m2 C, `3 ^0 m>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
( {& t# B7 I0 t7 `, S4 q( y* T* N  g( i- m>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
) X- q' q5 U! j# r; |>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
' y  z& i/ x  G7 a0 @  G# Q  sA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
0 x* |6 w, F9 h0 r. f& ^long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
6 q# [/ G9 D# ^that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
( X7 s+ E$ ~7 X$ o& z: h  L好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
: l, R: t* v6 p7 b# p加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

* z5 G# c/ j8 {4 j+ E  f- E真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表


  t( e/ f( q# j
好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
1 B7 _2 r+ |/ u& x7 h“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
6 t9 H# |: q$ |' E好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

1 r  w; h# m3 u3 D$ n4 A, i真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

, Z* W- W$ L# i. ^7 h7 C真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

! C6 C, D8 Q  N2 z1 D" j真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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) V+ e( H; D& Q- A真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表



别把我往坏路上领啊。

( [! @% Y% v/ C你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

1 n: O/ K4 P* T' B  B+ h1 R" b6 B2 l  E多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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9 Q) G7 l, x6 J4 B% K% C; A真博学，偶像啊。

! {( H8 m7 {5 _* ?# M大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
+ g8 p( D% I6 d# ^1 C大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
/ i. ]. i% Q  w+ \紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

6 R% t% f, a! W2 P/ x7 o说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
8 I: S% d6 \! y' W紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢