Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
# H& n" Q% v8 h$ i( q# Elong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
- y6 e+ {5 \- x- `/ i6 Y5 V' ^that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
( p( L8 g" i$ J8 S lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
! T( n/ p4 a, _: ?% Kask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
6 a, G2 J1 H! R; m# m7 b1 _ will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
9 H* F2 X4 q+ g/ S' X. dthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
: r& s+ N/ X; v; y) Fpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
% E, b( w. b/ m, ^lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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7 }" B6 h! F+ r% ?He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
3 G/ l8 ^3 T4 y/ P3 M: [; Jthree legs, and comes down with four?'

* [3 T9 q( m( j8 z. ~% F3 y7 O7 H2 bThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
# h# Z4 P' m9 c5 [4 ~: F3 Vreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
; |& t6 P2 V" r  c( x1 n9 ^the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
9 b3 V/ H5 l6 V9 b- mof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
. u4 e$ q- g6 q4 @, _% _
; x9 e1 L, B0 v& F! N'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
% e  q7 V2 Q1 j" V' w) X7 Wcomes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
, C8 J( i1 K. r% \: N; Nand goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

- V. a3 Y% T7 G4 C# ?" _Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
  X4 R- U' e5 Y, t>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
' o, c# ?2 E8 Q! `1 f>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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3 a9 k/ f+ [+ e; F, ~5 c( `$ x+ m>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
5 R, v+ a3 N. G4 n8 Y* }+ W* f>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
* v( Y" R) s& \* p9 L2 m0 |+ Q$ P9 I>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
6 O. ~3 {* W9 d9 p) Y+ v* H+ E* _/ A>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
2 e; e0 g. Y( [, ]long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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; ?7 I- N6 c% i# @9 K8 {好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
+ L$ ]6 ]6 U* C* S$ v# s+ x  }& S2 b“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
) c4 A& b" K. @4 x/ _, x好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表


1 _8 c* w2 Y" i" t4 l) I
) |8 y8 O6 ~0 k) c# Y好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
& Z0 q$ X5 [- @0 d  @, ?“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

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6 j' _' q1 P- W2 j( v; T全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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* L7 H( x' D4 O9 `全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

2 O& K& G# J5 T! p1 _真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

( U# Y1 V# _! M4 Q. r( ], d# X$ q真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

" q* H" U2 d* w+ k* t她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
2 ~- O8 E5 B5 R. r7 z2 f5 n她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
9 \1 I- q( S7 I紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢