Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
/ L3 z" z% d3 l8 S8 }long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
$ a& O+ o/ @0 `4 t: w+ P% s- d5 [2 Kthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
( T1 v  o& ~) ^& r5 c7 a he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
5 b! V8 T) U1 |. B3 n. w lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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  h. }1 `2 q# K5 r# P You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
+ t2 ]! v7 z0 P2 Y will pay you $500.
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! b* C8 U9 \: E( r2 u/ R0 O# k8 l This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
6 E- d7 g& d8 r4 ^! N" ythe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

$ w0 P- a+ U) ^7 K( m+ I0 BThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
1 Z5 Q8 s9 Z5 S' plawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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) ^( p6 ~0 S  ~3 NHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
( X  Y$ m  E% a! cthree legs, and comes down with four?'

7 E4 _, Y  J3 A9 Q+ c: BThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
( k3 v& e0 v/ `7 D0 @hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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0 P  v' @$ s  w% b. yThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
% e! F( U4 `0 f' qwakes the newfie up and asks,

( o2 [: Y4 K2 l'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
$ m7 Y! I. }4 ucomes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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' P8 n* G0 ?, m5 s( G0 h, BLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
1 q% n0 E! f: `$ c>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
0 E! T) H* ~3 [) B) s# J8 m1 O>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
" O  g+ S2 h$ X" {( {$ L% S>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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# e6 i6 l. T6 T& x  i" e>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
3 j+ C- s9 |. v+ _* E" C>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
: {$ R& v7 T% v' N7 x' F>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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: Z/ `3 J. X" p' p>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
7 k+ r3 }9 T- p, T2 z. K4 c>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
  f" V% ^3 C+ U- KA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
1 X2 T; T8 U1 G# B1 e5 c0 m3 P/ |the newfie would l ...

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' J+ L9 Q5 I5 i, Q. {2 i好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
& d  ]8 f! ~1 V; Y好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

. G( I0 z4 Q' I" u# W/ ?真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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9 D% L5 }$ A! _; q. k5 n8 k' b& H" v好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
6 V% O4 i+ v) u好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

7 c; `: x" R- j8 ], z# k. N全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

% c  v+ {9 c  {真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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, c0 L* v8 _6 c! A% G% \0 W8 H" F真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

" ~: L. O% j/ O( Z多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

0 D) [4 y/ O7 S, H) L大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

) v% }- y( H8 T6 Y- M& g她是大学教瘦？
; I0 c7 G& d% e$ R. U大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
. G! g/ b! s9 I- r紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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