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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a4 j( d, q( w0 a& ~8 H; \& ^
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
, E9 _5 {! ?! l/ Xthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if6 O4 ^& j$ H- `) Q" U9 ~/ H5 U
the newfie would like to play a fun game. + [( m# _# W, c. e" }  M
  
* \& @7 w1 Z6 ^8 l! m$ l The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
2 W4 ?. Y) n. p6 o: T, B he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
1 z* p& \5 G1 Q& D$ |* i lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
# e9 `& T5 O# T9 Yask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,# V" {! Z5 L- Q, g7 o
you pay me only $5.
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3 G# F3 F8 N' e% e; {' H You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
- F2 t# _; g+ y' Z7 ~ will pay you $500. & g9 C- w& C, j2 K7 T
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep8 y# J9 X& ?* Q# |
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. 6 f1 W! m  }. I9 {$ {5 k# u

2 P5 u" y) L: ?The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
7 G4 i- a+ N, N$ K! Z2 `the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' , n- p! A- _3 }# j! ^0 Z' L+ U4 i

; M: F6 u! B9 D+ A, u; L4 sThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
9 G( B  m4 M! t) upocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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( @/ @1 e$ m# p( \: HNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with  t; j5 m1 q% O9 y
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all) C1 t& ~/ n% K& r! S  _0 Y
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
, `7 R% F& n6 I1 othe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
0 |! z0 n+ A  u1 m% \0 }of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
4 y, U/ e% l2 ]+ \# g' r7 ], O% z) lhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right+ S) _! {/ X' U9 l- V
back to sleep.
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( z  o; A8 _" O7 BThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He* F$ \7 [" {! c, v$ l
wakes the newfie up and asks, 3 C/ J" M+ Z+ o. p7 c" x6 \
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
# [" k% {' M" k; `2 l+ e: t8 wcomes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $55 s" e' W' h) P
and goes back to sleep.- F; l9 r7 O; X- l
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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" {  {1 V1 p, u1 U5 _Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

老杨团队 追求完美
>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the9 _# f# m& j+ ^8 J2 B  x
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two # i2 R# z; q( k6 [) o/ h$ }4 W
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason % X' W; u2 p. v) l; z$ d
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the / c4 E3 n% N8 E& l6 u
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, 6 K/ g' J+ c* x6 H( ^8 z1 I7 ^
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
0 M" j8 C3 `6 n4 W% W>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a 2 W8 g: x3 Q: |* ~9 L
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
9 l% x2 _) W: m>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
& ?- J7 d2 q2 P& H# p% A! Q>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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- V3 t$ r0 v! t$ e; q>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
! A, P) V2 O" c>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the 6 k% P4 ^- s. a" Z/ Y: T+ D
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand 7 `8 Y, s1 C* h' s' a5 P' L& ^
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 * X: ?, }. u, A9 j+ H' I
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
. D* C# \9 Z1 l# ]  C# N* c3 H3 [4 along flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
0 i) P) e$ P- w: qthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
+ k& C+ i  `) u, U3 T& n7 C6 G3 uthe newfie would l ...

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/ B4 z4 e- g& a好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:: u. T7 }2 d+ B. x) y- {, k
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,! b7 c, Z0 R* F7 s
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表   `! Z4 n# {, `1 h. o- y
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

( y/ D" U5 R4 M1 B6 {9 R7 ?真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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% R* @2 o3 N% m& I+ W好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
2 {: y1 L' T8 `$ Y' z% n9 g: Y. V  e“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
( p! Q- {7 ?( r/ }$ C/ ^, D; D' `/ L好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

* i0 P" ~. r3 ?3 r+ p% }真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 2 b5 C7 C/ ~4 \3 o9 ~. c

" P0 i+ C& Z5 k* G. g# i真聪明,偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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$ t% H# @  B) h( l' P9 W" [全盘接受一下。

+ O4 r: o+ s7 [5 l* x真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 # q: o( I6 f2 F+ a; X3 _
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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7 u- x/ I. K/ l2 ^" B7 Z2 g1 \别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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+ c, H' R) g0 \+ }别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 . ~- F: y/ E4 s0 _& v3 G$ E
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

# d" `! ?2 H: H多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学,偶像啊。

8 l: x7 ?3 L& F大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?

2 `7 {% z! I5 x- W3 s4 r她是大学教瘦?
: h% c5 A! r$ v+ Z% O大学教胖还差不多 % \; d4 J1 I4 a$ E
她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
5 N5 O! y4 Q& v紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
9 G3 }0 I' a- g3 t/ D6 y6 [紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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