Newfie Joke

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-10-31 10:58

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if9 x- H6 m& _* H2 e; Y
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so/ }$ ~8 Y+ S) v
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The7 _2 |% o# {7 O" n
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
$ P0 S, z4 L) M% dask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
7 x+ x; E% x# {" l1 @1 t# M" V  nyou pay me only $5. % m1 [+ H* t, v/ V

$ p+ X5 Z) d) ^: ` You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
4 ?7 ]  C+ l2 } will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep% b9 g  c6 p3 ?1 R
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. 6 h5 I- u3 H- e4 X4 j
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's: V$ k9 m% {# l# I# M; n
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' # l7 x+ [  M4 N; R! q+ J. a+ i
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his" M' m; ?0 m( J
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the: s* h9 m2 q8 N$ r! D
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with: P( L  c6 [, |8 v% A
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all$ i2 O( T* A  x' E
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
) `' j2 ]( A. V* mthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
* s* x2 [2 y# r3 T( b" r% y4 j. n) U5 Hof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
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back to sleep. + J( X% q) f, l, Y* O$ [8 ?
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and7 `* _" W; I7 M3 C! l+ u
comes down with four?'
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0 Y" n' Q4 ]* n& |4 h% M5 GThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $50 a' `, }. k3 Y# R' x
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao · 发表于 2008-10-31 13:41

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou · 发表于 2008-10-31 20:17

so nice

瓦窑 · 发表于 2008-11-2 08:50

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜 · 发表于 2008-11-13 16:33

Great

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-17 21:36

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:33

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:38

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
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long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb$ H5 q, w5 |; D2 L7 d( R9 \" u
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
/ h( p* X: P1 f- `7 i! f# ?. B- uthe newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
* V# [# X j/ \( p4 A2 {加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 ( n2 e% A5 r& b7 U
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, Z) E8 W! P, {9 q8 G+ z好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
- ?8 d* B* A; c2 Z" v K2 u“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
. R( a% Y) K- u) {3 b9 F+ K好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 12:33

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 13:38

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 % b% U- I2 G8 b0 t& f: x# C8 Q5 k7 J
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( U9 a9 d o: N- @, y( d全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:17

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:25

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 : t1 a- R0 {- w4 D
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:57

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 11:21

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 2 M6 _' X2 N b/ W$ l+ T

9 J9 p2 H- m9 ~! z大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多

她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是

）

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-21 12:41

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 13:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
' y* I6 I% G5 n- K紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听

，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
5 C o% V% V! |+ T$ I& ` i紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢

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