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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a. I: ]1 M* h, D  U$ P& f& f1 {
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb' \) O. Z0 I. a3 [1 G1 r
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
; B( Y. l/ p0 c% H( U. i$ p' nthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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  @# W7 D: h+ j7 k  h4 u7 i The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
( @! y) ~$ M+ v' s7 u he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
4 e" C, A+ P' c3 A: f* R6 t" G lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I9 _- }2 w0 Y; b" C4 @
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,! H" T& C, N2 u& z' c
you pay me only $5.
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- E& o; ^+ k1 u. G You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
0 d0 y2 {) Y9 j8 _5 O* v! z0 J will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
2 l0 I1 \0 A% P1 O  y& T5 X' v; nthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. 5 f3 s& q* k# _$ m  ]

' \/ |) X7 F, U9 ]$ RThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
' {8 M  N0 [0 ^. qthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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. e) W7 g/ p# f* @" rThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
+ ?9 i9 Y% I# r6 ~; Mpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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+ l) q3 m0 X) ]9 U8 sNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all) C8 k2 L+ i4 ]" N/ i; z
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all$ {4 S" Q; h' p6 T2 b, t
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour  l1 U0 x+ g# I! Y
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and2 Q" B% v! s1 e$ @$ l# K# a
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He0 n" s$ Y8 k1 K: `5 @' u* G+ m
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and$ b  _" [* U2 C) X
comes down with four?'   E! }5 @. l; Q/ w5 R5 z
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

老杨团队 追求完美
>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two : M  z  X' I7 P' [
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason : s4 O: S& J0 X# Q7 b* c6 d
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
' e! `) T7 r, X7 h>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, ) y8 e2 O# H& {; o6 n# J8 T
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct1 @/ Z, [! p6 d# Y" W/ }- Q

7 I4 b3 N$ L1 u$ O) p* F2 W" u3 u: y>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
7 ~2 q7 L; s% O/ `>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
6 y, Y" Y8 s9 `" R6 t7 ~>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more * ]. @" i8 y" _4 i) ?
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, 3 c/ Y& t% x; k  T+ ^
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
1 x* h+ _4 }4 f! L" C! o>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the 2 d5 ]9 y+ {) h* e$ u. O
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
$ d! e/ j) h  c2 [/ b# T& l>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 * V3 N) j  A9 R* P% h% _. Z
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a  s4 ^5 j  J5 l6 ]) z2 ^1 B  p
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb* x2 Z8 _" B. x/ P* W% L
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if* S1 |- u3 h$ N& e% V( m8 y4 M
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:8 T3 f5 ~( X7 v+ P$ e
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,' ?% h% f# k  T" ?/ n- y  W7 G
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
4 l5 L0 r( R: T! u' n  V/ X加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

4 F3 @1 J5 B" f真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 4 o3 j9 T: _5 P9 j0 P
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2 h+ b# H# L" C$ I+ `$ F好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
" U6 V/ D4 c2 L“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,3 L0 Q) j" z# j5 L) X
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

4 h8 `% b1 A  J# A* I) \真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 ( Z& ^: t% \* a

% q  u2 S' z& O# w真聪明,偶像啊
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7 c0 E6 h5 Y" l& e9 w7 Y全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

+ t" J$ w- p4 d% E" M真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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% ~5 [% Y- q6 q+ B  L, i! h别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 % M" q% a2 }5 Q' |0 m
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
$ q2 p  x8 v  O) ?' w加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学,偶像啊。

# w. ]- X# J0 L6 Q大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?* V5 |" n4 [( \9 f+ B, E* I
大学教胖还差不多 9 k1 M, n: V" R: z. I* Y3 T- [
她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
1 A5 K' U# k  Q1 R) W紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
* L2 d6 a; @1 C- d# K5 R0 K紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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