Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
& x8 b6 H* t3 m% ?- Z2 v he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
7 V% Z3 E5 b8 @# Y( c' I! ?' y# S6 L! zask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
/ w. w3 K1 x& `3 \you pay me only $5.
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; W9 r" |5 t! j% a2 C: h! J% K You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
, B, H' L, ~; c/ [8 V! Y- Rthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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4 `( |& t! t( P" VNow, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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5 N9 r6 o% E4 fThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
1 [+ j1 o" a4 R9 q# Oreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
- \+ E1 \) _) U! Ythe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
2 l" k9 j8 P1 n+ |" M0 G! Eof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
, e& b$ L. ^1 W/ Fhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
- u1 {' i. }) |  t# f# m; Lback to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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$ b8 Z7 r1 V. m! Q$ v1 _* h- s'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
9 r( ^5 ?; `. ?3 M1 Mand goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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8 U- ^- C  @; n2 a+ U>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
1 [& x1 r! ~. U' q3 H. l3 V" m- j  M>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
& [9 T/ b; J2 v>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
3 ?. E" Y, {6 A: [" ]* t" ^, \>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
2 S. p: ?: |9 P1 I$ W' Y% v4 Q>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
( h) h$ k& l  N2 n6 }' s) o>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
' w" r. a4 m4 _$ W' }>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

1 v7 R! n9 h. L  o+ u) }, ~$ E>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
% \, o: O( z' u, i$ a% k& Z/ a>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
0 K1 W1 }: F8 z! m2 u) u9 d8 GA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
7 H+ y/ a) [$ E$ [that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
+ U* T" x; W, B" d& J: cthe newfie would l ...

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* X7 K- ]8 \8 @- L7 U: R# q好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
" P/ Q* u, o2 y5 _# f好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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: E9 j8 q% i5 X* J, u好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
8 z& {0 N! s$ F8 `3 ~" |$ P' [4 H好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

6 ?: Z5 k9 z: `3 I0 f8 G$ c真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


9 b1 K% Q/ ^  w* R1 o全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

8 h: u& W% |( l7 P+ ~真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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0 Z/ @2 @5 N& K& V$ D* \' _0 ]别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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) U3 ^1 G5 F, f别把我往坏路上领啊。

4 E; ~( u! t* M5 l) Y你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

2 P# Z( x, a/ @多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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* O, T0 m- n- r, y% ]' }$ [; V真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

" p! u1 V! j5 w7 W她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

9 t: B2 P& }3 n  _5 @! Z& P) N说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

" N4 |1 n% g* t' B; o  J/ x哈哈，你们在这开小会呢