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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a, v/ L" v2 u$ y
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb* U2 w/ q$ E1 t
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if3 a0 n* D, N) G  L
the newfie would like to play a fun game. * _- D9 R! c, R1 z; r1 \
  
) R( u7 {" `+ s, k6 ~" M, L# e The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
0 a6 R/ V0 N/ ~) y: a7 T9 X he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The5 Y2 ]; _% l7 c( `: g
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
. s8 _5 R1 T1 p# [' C9 t- `ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
: Q: ~! t/ D1 zyou pay me only $5. 2 F1 t, D& b/ q
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I2 p. X6 ~, m" s3 L) y& F* J
will pay you $500.
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4 k8 |4 Q* g1 B; x7 n This catches the newfie's attention and to keep0 t0 h" ~, `3 z' F5 r& ~8 C
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. , O) I2 I1 [3 z8 \' ^: u7 s& c5 k

; l5 `1 I* |1 b' D/ f9 |& oThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's' s1 E  E. v9 v& x
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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8 e9 T# @0 W  M9 H2 J  u+ gThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
4 [& k& h/ _0 c9 s8 e: i8 P1 s1 {pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the9 @) i9 t% j8 d3 R5 s5 r
lawyer. & I0 J3 I) O! t4 t! R

6 U/ ^& G. W: ?3 @; r' cNow, it's the newfie's turn.$ j0 U7 ]& T1 G5 z4 e

+ E* ]3 X( N3 h5 T, j7 ]' [He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with" f1 `, H* }: E
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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$ E( x+ O4 n, l& E! v0 TThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all! U/ r: `& f, R5 p% y+ w
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all0 P1 G, p  L! m
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
6 C$ g# Z/ _- p0 v5 d% V) eof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and) u! x0 ]4 X+ M$ [
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right5 x% v5 ^; ?1 x/ \# i4 r
back to sleep.
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8 U% L' U, H( M1 X& r, NThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He8 C( k# X( Z/ }$ C8 u8 l( z
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and" q; _! d  N: P
comes down with four?' ! |+ Z4 i, n* P: [' E3 G4 P! p) k
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $56 I$ H3 [  Y8 N+ Y8 p& m
and goes back to sleep.
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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& [6 V% S9 A% ^& c( x" b- a. S6 ~Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

老杨团队 追求完美
>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the. V7 A  `6 l- f
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two ! F/ E0 R7 w# q" }- |: @
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason 2 |# p" f' U% E, b7 x2 i1 ~3 t
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
' t/ e: D1 f! s; @8 T: @>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, ; m+ [, Y: y/ ]9 S
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct# ?/ j/ |9 p' l

. U. {' d: h4 i: W>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research   |& D% S) H3 K& o
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
1 ^3 z& n1 r" d. e9 X6 M5 W9 Q>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more 3 }' C$ e: q+ r2 p0 Q6 ^& T
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, $ b; E& L1 |2 d
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three! R/ C- W. O: k4 ?
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's * b: B5 y! f- b/ g& f- L* b
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
/ O$ c4 F4 x  C; L$ w>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
2 L3 S5 o9 L, b. r- G# L>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 / r* W! S3 S+ W$ Q: [
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a9 r4 W4 @/ \7 e/ o, c' z
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb5 `" z! N3 I# D0 V- `$ Y
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if8 L7 I- [5 R* p$ t! E/ Q3 P9 Z$ l
the newfie would l ...
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
0 s6 u0 M% T9 i+ o5 h& k& y“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
1 q2 d, k3 m* P" H* ~/ M好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 ; w/ ~& Y+ t5 R4 L! L: G% w$ d
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 + L# u- e0 |" S. U
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/ v' A, H  _' l4 K/ ]7 l: z0 E好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:$ L9 a% z( k+ d7 E" I, y; f* U8 X% G
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
: O: y( `# B/ a& N, [& Z好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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; r8 p) X4 q0 M+ _1 n( c: }别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 7 i9 ^9 x6 @0 r1 T7 C7 U6 I
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
! h9 c0 @+ Y7 f$ q( R4 l% v" _加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

+ m# e& b) g5 o9 ~多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 9 p7 D# H; G0 h/ `9 I9 U# o
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真博学,偶像啊。

$ w; p( ?$ P: k" K. _大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 % M) r! F# v( E- h; @; t: ]
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?

. Y, V# ^, G  \) p8 c她是大学教瘦?
8 v0 b5 {$ O/ j8 Z大学教胖还差不多
4 _1 n- T' i( V她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
6 v+ f. l' S& |" Z* X$ h, o紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

; o, s' A0 y6 R% C- ?9 p5 ~& r说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 ! `" C% R) G2 m; x
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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* X. \4 Z& Q1 A% G, N哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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