Newfie Joke

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-10-31 10:58

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a7 h& e- t: F& m" Q) R/ e
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb; B* O9 v  t/ E/ q6 f( b. `+ l
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
: j1 s& e  [" j! d5 L3 W: Ithe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so- `" }! V6 n( H% E
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The  h$ x) r* G; M5 @0 C' n( k$ U
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I) _) g2 K4 B* C& H; |
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,. L) C1 P, V0 y  Y3 ~! m
you pay me only $5. 5 j* d2 J: ~; C! R+ u0 d3 d! A
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I+ K0 t5 W* M, J0 y
will pay you $500. 8 W3 q# ?  K/ q; X
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his7 n4 g2 F' R; U% u: B( [
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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. Z. s$ x/ U0 X2 VHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with' |7 N3 i$ y& Z4 s3 K8 g
three legs, and comes down with four?' 8 g, Z* \  b( {7 R# M

% P6 z) Z$ o7 L+ l1 `5 w, N( e+ zThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
5 m% L- q" D' W9 dreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all" e) j  D; o9 {# E1 ?
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
6 V8 \( I5 s/ E! Z+ ?of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and4 Q% b/ x, ?0 R4 T+ O( |0 a) `2 ~
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He& u, N1 \6 t& o, N% q. o
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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% @8 U  ^- a( [( Y6 F'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and$ U& x. F" J: [4 t
comes down with four?' ' M. f) T8 q1 l. ~  [& j7 v. r

" _( t& @9 O& {: a/ M. \( v* mThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao · 发表于 2008-10-31 13:41

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou · 发表于 2008-10-31 20:17

so nice

瓦窑 · 发表于 2008-11-2 08:50

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜 · 发表于 2008-11-13 16:33

Great

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-17 21:36

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:33

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:38

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 8 e0 N: b4 P5 E2 x
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a. P% j7 o$ I) p5 ~
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb6 J) [1 e# ?: A5 t2 h9 t. e" k* V
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
o9 i b) |$ P8 n1 J# wthe newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
% G ]4 ?+ Z- F3 u/ ~+ L" q' o加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：! T- J6 s& ^2 X$ F3 x$ N8 [9 m
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，) w+ \, l& J8 Q1 J$ f, p
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 12:33

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 13:38

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:17

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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9 t; _. c* t9 W* ^8 D' [, K真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:25

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 * O! ]+ s* X! W
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:57

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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: P. w3 |& y5 x7 f/ v/ x真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 11:21

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多

她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是

）

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-21 12:41

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 13:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 4 i5 Y" L# |7 U. l
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听

，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
( Z+ {( ]/ ? N! B9 @) k紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢

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