Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
8 S( g0 y2 J- o8 B! s: slong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
6 B5 R. J" @+ |, O) |! T/ kthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
+ n& e, u4 P1 X he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
$ h5 C& z+ |& n9 Z% R0 ~: Dask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

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6 C5 s6 G8 d- x( U0 m+ Athe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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0 Y4 @# s  E: z! ?2 y4 D+ E" X; L- QThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
# |- |  Z9 M2 f0 I1 b/ z; m6 Tthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.

" g+ T% _# E/ r' V9 q% @He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
% _6 {8 x+ D4 ]* b; U$ Nthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
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' O( g. D8 V7 ]9 [; Q# j. dthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
9 Z4 v8 a, b8 s3 v9 x) Oof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
- r+ n# E1 i+ d# p' vback to sleep.

5 u7 V: E9 X" f2 RThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
% _* ]5 Z3 d4 f0 ?wakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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5 q% m$ X6 c$ W5 Z5 bThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

' X( |5 F' Z3 R* c$ }: u$ pLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
2 `. ?. Z/ n+ _>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
7 ]2 S  D2 S5 Q; n>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
1 y' e* p) [9 w- c( U& i$ g>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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& C2 Q! c6 i9 M/ u% C- E/ O) o>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
3 q# B7 O0 C3 q/ e- S>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
4 L* E6 k) W# a( w$ Y>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
8 ^7 W4 L9 ]9 `  G6 a9 @7 k! g1 xlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
4 i* n! \& r4 |7 ~4 athat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
! U9 l' }+ G. lthe newfie would l ...

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( X; ?8 j! O: e  S& g+ K' K1 V8 |好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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: C2 i6 m, S* }* z( l0 O好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
( o7 E  x9 x8 l好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

0 }, c* g/ _5 V* k0 {5 E- C全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

9 R: u2 }/ Z) Y1 S- o2 D, N真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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" v+ A, X2 C+ ]别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
% `, Y3 |/ N& s: @  K4 I, H& R加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

9 R0 k8 |( c2 }& D2 _1 r) D真博学，偶像啊。

4 m. g+ l! G1 B5 i" @- \& L1 I大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
$ ~, J7 q1 \; k; S% ^3 o" G她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

5 ^. v. Q0 @& r( f说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢