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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a0 [' D' P8 k# d9 W% |
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
8 N, F7 \6 w4 P: t1 l2 v4 {that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
, c2 T- L) ^: I6 }6 f; {8 x" Sthe newfie would like to play a fun game. 1 r) d1 c) q$ ?8 D7 I- d
  
& X7 L7 k1 ~  K$ g3 p The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so: r5 e* t! f2 H
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
  c1 J$ K2 p0 X' z6 W lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
! V8 U# `/ ]/ c+ y$ d+ v6 l& q0 {ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer," g' D* S/ ~. t1 f; n* `
you pay me only $5. / o4 z. N' h* Y+ Q3 ~- G* ~9 O# x

. y$ h& u$ O# y# x: h) X) { You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
$ Q5 Y( M8 e* {  T/ P will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep) O" r% [3 G/ l# _- i8 P# S4 E
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. $ |. W) d3 z5 ?! A
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's+ S  W1 f) t& T& h
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' ( c. @5 k' h3 g9 {6 R& I5 v

- l/ t; Y/ [! g% X, cThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his4 K, f  b5 S- V' n' \6 e3 s$ q; h
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
6 q% O6 }; a* x# |3 H' ?+ Wlawyer. 3 g& ~: E0 b$ Y3 d/ I2 V  I8 r

1 I7 Z. X+ u/ LNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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3 o2 N; u3 O2 Q% ]He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with  v5 `0 g# o$ C. h
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all& x  p$ E4 L; R
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
' y" M$ y+ N+ K  @5 A+ \the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
9 R9 m6 R8 _7 ?/ I* O9 V( a; f6 _$ qof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
  X+ S; r2 r) qhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right$ x7 d4 ^  E  J+ `, @) B) T
back to sleep. 3 d. o$ z6 q" _/ Q5 G9 z/ ]2 ^
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
6 B- U  c& N8 z  a# \% rwakes the newfie up and asks,
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4 Q- L! u( f2 p" W4 ^* b* w'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
# o" ^" W. N) ]comes down with four?' 0 H& u8 L1 W. m0 x) E
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!; ?# d/ E* I1 g% }( ^8 p4 w5 N& ^

& C' j- {& U$ y' _1 kLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

老杨团队 追求完美
>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two 2 n" m6 Q2 K- Q  j' h* m
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
: v4 @  M0 ?, }: H! ?: ]" R>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the 2 t, U( q' w  ?. e( b
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
8 {; @" k  f6 f: R9 U' a* \" o>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct# u) v& l( C; x, j* A2 f- `! X$ p

) q4 r; ?+ B0 h- E>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research , f6 Z) x; @) {, X9 m( C  k
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
. {' J+ L7 r: t* h* u>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more ' L# G4 `! U1 s1 Y2 L8 R) N
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
9 ?/ Y1 I* e+ T/ W+ ]: u+ j7 J>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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. s' x5 M, p3 M4 r/ z! w>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's 0 P  j: e5 c* k- q
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
; O9 _, h  v! e/ X% M3 J0 u' u>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand 0 O# l7 h( B& E" X
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 & B* R: I% J1 [& `8 Z6 c
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
9 K* X6 f- A% R. n6 R9 ?+ A- E3 rlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
  X! |! z7 T0 {3 n# Kthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if8 i7 f, _5 Z7 j0 [% s
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:  {3 z' a& c" n1 E$ B+ A
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,2 V: D; B7 b/ @2 {) Q
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
0 T* [7 E- o5 `加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

/ v& ~8 i, y7 K' Q$ o. ?9 Y/ S真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 + @3 T. P& ~4 W  f5 z. e- ^

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:; U% y! v; _: u, h+ _3 N
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
1 `- E3 p! R, ^3 ?, e好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

( J% e+ z3 m7 S& z8 @! {$ R6 J6 E真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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4 ?7 |( f& Z' V7 N, L真聪明,偶像啊

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; i, X$ e$ D8 \全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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) w7 q) S7 i. A1 v( S! ~  k全盘接受一下。

1 A+ N8 C' A2 S6 O& Q真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 ( c6 N- V  ?6 |

2 ?1 t+ z* u+ N( Z' k% G2 ~% a" Y真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 : s$ b1 ~1 v' R1 v+ e
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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0 C% Z4 Q8 ]9 s( p0 e1 B; x真博学,偶像啊。

1 {  |0 m3 ?9 m0 |1 }% N1 ]大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表   m. C! c( w( c4 Q, v0 j$ Z/ n, s
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?

) ~4 e6 S4 i) n( W$ g9 k她是大学教瘦?
- f( E0 }1 F6 P0 R- ~3 k$ B大学教胖还差不多
% P; r7 j" t8 t$ V她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
8 i( G4 u# m/ F! V( @紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

: u" w/ [6 C: _1 a: G- b/ @& V4 v说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
理袁律师事务所
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
* G/ a3 Q- q4 M  E紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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