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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
9 O1 A2 H5 ~3 o" Y3 _2 R1 [' t: Jlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
& }. e- k6 |: Kthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if6 W1 U9 }+ w' X5 ]# G: @, D
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so- h4 Q5 T, K5 S/ q# P
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
4 {! N7 Y1 _4 ]( v- b! z3 n lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I8 Q8 r& z; c3 J% C4 o) A- A# B
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
8 _0 ^/ G0 S) t$ e) }- E) iyou pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I. }9 u' P0 X) P  I% ^: J2 T( Y
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep; L. _/ z% L7 S1 l; K
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's) h1 b" L$ W9 T
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' : W* I% K) @! t# Q/ x
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
9 G% C% {' n4 V, d0 ^pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.8 _+ \9 }: _, M4 x$ P8 }- E
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with: ]6 J; R! @; L. J2 q: }8 y
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all/ P4 m9 t; z3 `" n1 E& S% ~# D% v
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
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of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and; b" h: w7 ?% Y5 {/ e5 @* U
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right. u% l* y5 m' {; W( W2 `5 f7 r% v
back to sleep.
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3 n; A8 q. n' J% C: C! i" b9 XThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
7 c2 v, T* s9 D# f) Q5 l4 Uwakes the newfie up and asks, " \) i8 I* B! v6 c4 R5 [1 w

2 L2 N2 D3 w9 r/ `8 w. y5 v- I'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and9 y. d# n8 @  g& G/ N- ~
comes down with four?'
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8 ^# I5 ~5 ?+ ]9 n# G$ tThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!0 v7 _% A7 s  b, a8 A& p2 a" `1 y' N

8 I( x& j  r3 Z0 v9 _# A0 z9 PLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

老杨团队 追求完美
>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the, W5 k  M4 T2 N$ x
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
; c( ~; V) p4 A, v>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
' ]2 A9 W+ @# `>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
+ |4 _( f( |3 U; @( h, H1 C>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
1 s$ R, o$ c3 o8 X8 m3 [4 C>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
+ G  X9 ~7 @/ E1 }) `>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a # Z. L+ |8 c1 t
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more * v! ?' f3 F# i1 _' b9 U
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
" r, t; q8 Z% {2 L9 o3 I  O>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's - G" x: x  y/ u$ y$ o+ P
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the ; @0 p' @* R3 K& ~5 x* N
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand $ p. s9 f1 k! j, B) L
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 " f, b8 X5 k0 W) m9 y* |$ _
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
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$ Q6 W* i2 b6 O好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:5 z. W3 p+ [, R" b. i) G8 x
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
  ]4 A4 |+ \. {" x. F3 M0 L好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 - \) a& e: ?. f  N$ j0 C' R
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
1 {) g1 M8 I% {3 Z) L6 x1 D7 t“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,6 N* F+ b0 s9 R
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 3 d1 Z# R6 \' h( x: Q! R8 Q% f
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真聪明,偶像啊

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! _9 P  T# G7 e1 ]2 A! H3 J0 V全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 0 p+ s' Z* A7 z
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全盘接受一下。

% I7 V8 T. \& |+ F9 V真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 1 a. K* F5 v" g' `4 s' ~2 w0 y
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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1 T" L# W7 G$ k! k别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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% d, Y# A6 }) r% F$ z. K9 J2 L$ b2 ?别把我往坏路上领啊。

5 b  ~( v! |/ a9 \/ U$ q) Q, {你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 6 I2 u" n3 p6 T; @0 k, v
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学,偶像啊。
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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5 e1 Y  d. l, S$ G- P9 w7 [6 e大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?& {, B- l# k. O
大学教胖还差不多
9 z0 N' c+ j" t, ?: g她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 8 n# k7 A! }' |. B( r) o/ c
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

3 H- K1 z7 i6 [0 P4 v, Y# ^说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
$ g' ^. Q) q# O" k; B- e7 K; S紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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- t  p7 [) }# J9 L. \哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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