Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
. {  p2 g/ H: b) ~* i/ gthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
/ _2 c# f5 |3 I0 V5 h6 z; `3 s9 Gask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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2 W% @1 D6 H0 `& ?. }6 X, ? You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

, C2 y+ ?# u' ~7 ~The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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- d( Y: V+ w7 e9 n+ uThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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0 s7 c: Z3 J! t, d: ~2 qNow, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
& K  s5 Q/ p8 k6 zof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
4 J5 J9 @! v0 k" v) P- w7 Lhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
, z. k% m* \  Wback to sleep.

% J) f, S8 r( p. B. {$ y6 ~) \6 _The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
% P! k: p0 c+ c7 p3 s6 gwakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
' a2 F. u' h- wcomes down with four?'

2 |$ M6 E& |* U$ BThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
, }4 J  U1 v( C( ]9 A) K: W>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
- D: q9 O8 \5 u>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

% a# ?( S$ q# E% A& L3 }. R>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
$ b4 h- n: u0 }8 K  b+ B. \>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
" `' p2 r; ]) q4 I) b) F$ V, f>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
4 S  B( u" I* i$ A  a* ]: c  M>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
3 O; p$ a& X# n>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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, F4 e" ~0 Q# @' N. C: S>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
; I/ \% m4 a# |2 a>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
# m; l6 H/ Z2 w& flong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

8 f7 {* H0 n8 O8 B( N好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
/ J  f" t4 _) O, \/ O9 L) A1 t; k加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
; a* z* t2 y* q$ M9 I0 p6 b! k. B7 i“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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9 q. O1 I& [' }, N, T全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

8 c/ A* F0 ~  W) t真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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$ y4 `. D- C" r2 i" T. I别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表



- V- g* V  j" y6 u* _$ X& d别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
8 H  k6 F  u' Z/ W6 J: y加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

, s" p2 ]4 e. s( X大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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! |* j9 t* v5 l% i& P: i大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
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( Q* C1 s7 {) h她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

5 I! K6 h+ ]# Z6 o" o$ Y/ I& n. e  |说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢