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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a+ @9 z; q( E% }9 o) _/ ~
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
) ]( F/ F! m3 y4 J5 s* ~that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
6 b( z/ F2 W+ ]. mthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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4 {  c* L. A/ \, Q5 R The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so( I. N( a2 U) k$ d% @% g8 x
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
! b! x0 ^- j1 Q* f4 I, U lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I- l# }. F# J6 X
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,5 X" i2 b- I, x0 ~; \0 k
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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7 Z) y' p$ c& q2 x+ A# W0 X% k This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
3 F+ M! C# T" O& I3 X$ d9 B& Ythe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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; e' g: }6 p7 `- [: fThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's9 C  `6 j4 i$ d. E, L
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' 3 {7 b  m" U0 g
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his( b& u7 t- y# B
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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( Z6 k6 r# |# @/ l* I" ZNow, it's the newfie's turn.( C1 k% J3 H! j: s. H

, }1 F7 h. V! i3 h  xHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with/ ?- u! M* c/ Y
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
$ A2 S" e8 x/ s7 ?; T6 X! freferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
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of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and  W2 f% \9 w% B3 o
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right6 s# _# x/ _  c9 s, r9 k4 }  ^
back to sleep. % y: H& m& H" Y5 I, C0 J

# v; [8 {2 E) L$ o3 dThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
; S1 s. |9 f0 B8 Qwakes the newfie up and asks, $ ]' i3 W5 X5 @+ C
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and- M8 s6 p- q6 O- G! _. K
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5% R+ t9 i7 r  }0 X3 ?" N; j
and goes back to sleep.
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the! e  h9 P, z+ b0 L$ V1 r6 ]; x
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two + d8 `( t( D7 X8 _
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason 3 x( p" I  Z) V  o1 f* f
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
& G2 u1 f+ I. T1 E3 b% ^>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, % A/ ~; U0 [+ X7 i- ^) H& v1 Y
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct, `+ k% {% J0 q: T, @$ O

: f8 x( H2 s. f9 w* u>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
' u2 F  z8 J  E+ [' G; [, V# @9 v( ?>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a - F: ?6 b8 i( f. U7 K* P
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
2 E5 a& z; X, ?$ ?, Y0 O2 Q>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
' G( M. a* G9 t# w! {>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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  O0 W7 O2 t# d5 z( d4 N>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's 9 y, z0 M( }% M& j) @8 w
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
3 E9 @% p% ]# _7 `>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand . ~  [7 k5 E& H0 ]/ O
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
3 ~1 Z4 `/ p9 a: m4 @8 n/ S" `; vA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a* R% s# x3 M1 f# R" k6 U
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb, m2 F/ d* L; D6 E* B
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
* ^9 A/ D' N: B; x; o“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
8 S6 B- H: H: i7 t/ M+ U5 k: U好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 - b0 h' J* w$ M+ ?- E( T2 ?
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

, }2 _: ^/ q7 c" p6 o) |7 V真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 1 M, L1 n1 X) `; A* s) B

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
" s, j8 C; p" }“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,5 L+ Q4 b+ Y# [) ^$ ^2 M
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明,偶像啊
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( j& C1 D# X5 g, a6 O全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 ' ?7 `9 @$ ?. b  I# X/ q/ Y

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2 W: n, V- N- o; ?$ ^全盘接受一下。

# J& G# ^: Z3 a3 u真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 / U- K9 ?! y% i7 H% d

( c1 z9 E& x/ R7 P" B真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
+ q+ a: ^) L( ^, X6 @加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 # m: Q6 O$ C! ^# L- X: G

5 e( E8 q4 _. }$ G/ c+ n. y% c真博学,偶像啊。
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?

; m. E, m+ s2 T' z6 n1 w1 V她是大学教瘦?
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0 o8 R: u0 `0 Y- d) e她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 / `: |. D9 e9 l' p2 ~* D' x$ p( u6 E) F
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

( v+ f% j! D3 A/ \2 j/ Y说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 # X' y% Q& W3 k2 M" K* y! ^
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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