Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
$ l/ B. H5 Q5 ~/ W/ f8 _2 N, t' ilong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
7 o' ?  S# o9 N4 V0 d1 `/ W The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
. G+ i* V, w& g" V4 t) q he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
" S8 V$ J' L( p% m9 e$ D0 ~ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
2 K& k: a2 N# `4 Z1 A8 g! a0 `- G5 oyou pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
4 d2 y6 N, D& m9 C9 d9 q* L will pay you $500.

+ ^* X, I, r7 J0 W1 S5 B3 c5 r; P$ L This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
3 C: g6 U& V% l8 mthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
- `' i3 N& k& f+ P! Nthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

) h: n) D9 L; U" W1 T' V/ pThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
5 C. C+ a* j/ X0 y+ Ethree legs, and comes down with four?'
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* a6 }. b& o# pThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
- [# r% w* R# c' dthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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& y( d' @' T/ w5 M6 g  K: |% ]The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
8 [5 k6 g: u6 z" x5 `& nwakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
4 C* @' ^, t. Fcomes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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' V0 X0 P! J# S( V>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
0 M- a, e3 G% ^6 j, ?>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
7 D$ A% Y( A7 M& W>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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' f" F) Q2 y3 H>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
/ X4 `4 X9 O$ n/ ?; P* m, z" f5 p>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
& S! |) K! J/ u  ]3 R& G! p6 B- x& q>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
) x- ]6 F2 W# ?1 T  l>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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0 N1 y$ g) l) z0 v>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
' [! Y8 `8 G' a; S>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
, v3 G6 ?  S$ @6 R/ G! t0 y( w7 |>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
/ J- j3 ]4 L; _* @' s4 e+ t$ A>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
, A8 a, u. u& q6 y+ J" n" v7 W1 bA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
' R1 v# `8 ^/ M$ U0 N% Hthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
' u& j4 F( W( J( x1 kthe newfie would l ...

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" J( @: W$ o5 @2 f' G/ Z好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
5 g) [' a9 o' S1 w好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
3 _: P$ z7 b* |7 r- Y8 R) X, R加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

. ^- o7 J" p3 B4 {( u1 L% q真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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; j! N0 v0 t6 I$ Z/ l好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
& J$ F# |+ T# Q“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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3 }7 {! X" V6 q; y! ~7 d2 d全盘接受一下。

; L' S* L' B( o( H; \. N* t真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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+ F. G2 _1 p. ~4 g7 h4 t别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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9 f& N5 {$ ?$ y  _. \0 G7 Z别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

2 ]" T2 T& K2 Q+ {. c& c1 y真博学，偶像啊。

" {  L! O- k+ e7 f1 U/ p8 |+ ?, s大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
8 ?9 K# ?" t2 D) e. S- T; p; k大学教胖还差不多
! P7 p( }2 E. i她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
* f1 A  v- _+ o- q+ L3 V紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢