Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
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7 @. Y8 e  O7 a6 P The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
" O: v( V! n" K1 i9 a he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
* \& ?, n/ F/ a( _) r7 q. nask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
; }" V: j1 @/ T. e# _+ y4 q/ oyou pay me only $5.

2 _! |; z) y( M6 k You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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9 Q4 Z( {# E% w8 ~9 |The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
! [3 m5 @' P  }0 r. Xpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
4 A7 ]# k) n( L# `3 Athree legs, and comes down with four?'
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% W) |2 v, t  ^' n8 c5 m5 _; xThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
# `: h6 B; w# v( E+ othe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
) Z3 F. x% ]$ yhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
; D# M1 H+ p" y. y3 e1 Nwakes the newfie up and asks,
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; Z, z3 _6 A! G! F' Q+ @# Q'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
, g. ]. u# Z( k( t' }comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!
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. R$ c# r+ s6 E' kLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
$ u2 h$ W; I3 N3 f/ Z3 [>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
! Z; f! |% X4 v! J>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
) }' ^) r5 i* A0 p! ^" F>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
& a& J; b  H- Q+ r' o, w>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
8 R% i" O. i; s/ F5 r3 f>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
6 I0 ]& o  K* z' A) n8 n; K>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
" r) w$ h2 v9 E' Klong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
5 b' o9 p2 t* ^0 O1 p0 C/ [4 @7 Ythat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
6 \( n. Q3 D0 W8 c# W- @! z& Athe newfie would l ...

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: ]: v9 |) k' O" k. G! ~0 ]好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
% F. r) `# c" ~. Q6 }1 ?6 o“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
# q7 i4 S. ~1 G  b加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表



7 ?; }$ @2 _! Y; m4 B: Z0 O好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
0 z; l( N8 ]8 i3 Y0 T& Y$ ]“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
" f. w( s& B; T, j9 k( m好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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6 G4 z# d( ]: k, f, h真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


& {4 v" ]$ t6 |8 U  ]! A全盘接受一下。

# `3 c" ^/ j, O, b7 _: {真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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. Q* c3 [+ b1 h4 `0 O* e别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表


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别把我往坏路上领啊。

$ l# t2 y% m0 G1 c- @你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
: Q5 N. J# B8 {' Z2 w9 C  u加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

: R: c  B6 v4 ]! g多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
4 x& O* j: w7 D( i, ~& ^大学教胖还差不多
! P: L0 c' _8 k* Q7 C她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

) [' G$ p. h& O0 _# Y$ x2 A3 r* {: E, ~说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

( n9 V& b( @3 S哈哈，你们在这开小会呢