Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
: k& _! L; l% D( R+ M7 Xthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
1 v1 H, P1 }0 k) c. v- I2 { he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
7 O* V  c2 G2 [9 Y# rask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
+ Y" o( z- L  x$ g  b" T; \you pay me only $5.
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% A8 Q# j6 b0 E$ g) t! f You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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% b% f: q; [: z. b2 }+ d This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
% k! @' ]! L3 _6 Athe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

3 Y  n% F" e) DThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
  g! y  J  i1 Hthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
: W4 q) e. d& G! ]* vof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
- B8 d2 D# C" E, Chands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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- \$ d, T7 @, h3 L" s4 C7 |'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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* i4 m0 i2 o' ]% cThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!
1 H4 y, j2 h/ E# M& N. \- `
- S7 a! o* M% f- V- }0 z1 h! ]/ p# NLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

, U/ M  K5 G( @+ h4 A" K: E>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
+ O" t* P7 w( I3 C: l6 e>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
' a* {' p& |$ Y0 \& t>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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3 L* A9 s& f7 g1 b1 E) W>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
- M2 ~  z- I1 y- U! U4 ?1 B  B: C>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
6 @1 H, D1 l6 G' k) ~/ `>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

2 I9 `( @3 r" S>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
4 W7 M% f9 P- k6 S>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
$ {3 t8 c, j- U( y! A$ S+ R) }) r" \>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
" u$ O) j! o6 ~9 a, a6 T7 |>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
+ M* ?  R' c; a$ d+ pA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
  z) ^! y3 m" ~% x) }  Q  rlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
: M7 T0 s1 P. K- c# J. Nthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
8 o5 ]& `4 p9 ^好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

/ D- M8 b- g  t* n- s% s2 a/ P( G: f真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

# L- O! J9 H" n6 A; h* x" X真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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  h1 G% |( J. i6 V# {. k( V别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
# h$ B2 t3 y5 a9 C加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

& p3 M: R& z+ v6 Z! j- a大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
5 [# ?8 @/ F$ z( `+ x5 z5 s, B她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

" x: u' T8 x$ ]. P3 k$ M说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢