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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
- O5 `3 c2 j/ V- ], e: Olong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
% I' O3 C0 z/ y4 kthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
. R' i4 {9 ^0 k1 s: R! W0 ?the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so& V5 Q+ k7 W' h6 F* D- H# Q
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
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+ \0 v4 i* _) u% }. f5 ^$ qask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
: N+ Q! c$ Y' G! \/ s* gyou pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's2 i. z  L5 A$ p" Y8 ~
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' ' l7 g) [$ a# `$ X. l6 v8 E7 c
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his+ C, G$ z) d6 r3 c' D, S& g
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.' X4 H9 {4 D2 b: t3 a/ W& ]

  ?, _+ o" c% |0 H0 _* {He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with  q+ d, s% N( _. T; Z* G
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
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of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He% l( ~/ o0 V* m0 {& X. b) C' J1 j0 P
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and/ z: w  t; ^  ?& p% u
comes down with four?'
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% g8 I& o0 c( t" z2 T* w- `9 vThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5) G7 s/ ~* S3 m8 x
and goes back to sleep.
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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0 J3 {( G7 R1 _: B) c$ M& m( RLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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2 B+ \' u+ _. x  h6 Z>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
9 i, p5 E4 S: _1 [>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason % g7 S5 z! a% ]6 L9 r: U- b: O) q. J
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
$ j1 n9 x5 B* G5 w>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, # K4 J: ~$ b" j. ~: l! h4 D
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct1 A" C4 d, P; M- I5 i
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research ) P# I" d* a. [& |. ?
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
, X2 r3 U8 [' \1 z9 W" s, d7 P>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more   f' k- z- I( {; f/ c
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
& i, ]- a8 c9 p/ E5 x>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three& _$ J; Q& X0 Y6 |4 I5 Q: h

2 U' ?: g9 ^4 `>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's ! \7 |, i3 u" ~/ s% P# I
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the ( i9 S/ f/ J5 o8 |; A6 N* W' H
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
( R& B3 m& e; `+ gA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a* {  K0 m6 j& k, h# c, K
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb; C% s) L2 R$ x, y, L" |  t) v, R
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if- z+ M) s) v5 Z0 T7 K
the newfie would l ...
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: Z3 i, L: K# M- Y( A  U好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
' [6 ~9 F% b. T$ @# ]“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
! D" U+ V; l0 @& ]9 \2 k! s+ A好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
" Y# d3 J  o9 i9 b( o5 y( d加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

' ^: l1 J& S/ u+ h5 i真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 " Y& O  k6 h) \- J# _
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6 g+ {2 v9 A# |/ l' H, K/ ~' u好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:; d8 `' C2 j& t, C- |) {
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,) ?! ]$ W3 L7 V  b
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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5 Y' X0 J4 W, C1 A( B3 R- j真聪明,偶像啊
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全盘接受一下。
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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* z/ g; a2 ~- ^, z全盘接受一下。

0 b: b# c6 U: h, b真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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$ X3 h# U$ x4 {0 d( R% b别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

0 R5 m9 ]8 H$ N& d6 ?  {8 f$ ]9 v你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 6 T) d" h# S, Z( `& ?
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

$ Y  ]1 ]5 i$ V2 g. b, N多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 * ?+ V: @# s2 u% M) G+ z- X

3 c8 e4 w# v; Q9 y& P6 s真博学,偶像啊。
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 * u4 p. F: y, U9 O5 t+ s  f
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?

. t, X+ E' y) C3 x6 I; n( G她是大学教瘦?
$ d, m: L- T6 j% u/ T大学教胖还差不多 5 P8 G7 c7 G  `( l* q
她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 7 V% W4 J' j& T& t
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 ) f! u: a" k- O5 |0 q7 W" Y
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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' X0 i" p- S8 Y" w2 `哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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