Newfie Joke

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-10-31 10:58

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a: ^" p. c& C- l' @  P
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
1 K) ~; M' y0 c5 l8 _that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if) D+ l4 Z1 M2 _1 K4 W
the newfie would like to play a fun game. 6 x/ }( U7 b; M0 C0 M0 H

& X& ~* [( R' Y& j1 K The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
+ u( ^  K! e2 r' t$ ]+ H he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
. F9 a) n; d2 Q5 S1 i0 y lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
! }! `' ^/ g* t0 C. dask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
+ e% X+ O& S: q1 ?you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I7 G" w( A# z( K
will pay you $500. 2 {  D2 F& m) t+ C
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
$ N- B! `5 s9 Y9 g" B9 Ithe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
- Z5 z) l+ v, E3 E& d4 H% \the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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& d8 w8 I( t( P5 U# r6 dThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
2 i* L# t, @8 z' Bpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
3 X2 v. z  |- ~lawyer. & V3 \4 b9 `- @" \; x, z$ V$ }0 P

7 Q0 i0 I8 P! _* F; |Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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5 ?* }$ D% U$ o. I) _- UHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
* v1 l$ Y0 k2 n7 O/ Q  p7 I- s+ mthree legs, and comes down with four?' - ?! A2 r# R4 z/ G! O: O" I# K# K' |4 f

( E$ c" D( B8 i9 mThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
  B5 \9 v  J* C" [0 @references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
1 U0 r" p' S& n; F4 ~9 mthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour7 |$ y0 c) a* q( p1 d
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and+ Z$ P  m0 n* c! B1 n
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right6 V6 j3 ^6 X) `( X  H
back to sleep. : L  Z! w4 `% ?" Z4 b6 O% k

; [2 z) d+ V0 b" b7 v7 l2 KThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He% @2 X4 v$ y+ M- }9 L! O1 a
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and! o  N$ ~4 T1 m7 g/ R: S" J0 M
comes down with four?' - a- g6 l: F2 z0 ^4 j+ d3 w6 D% J* z  V

- W$ y, J, C% f+ M4 j& L* aThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
: q4 c( m5 W' t& B( Z3 Sand goes back to sleep.- ?+ p1 A  M5 a

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billzhao · 发表于 2008-10-31 13:41

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou · 发表于 2008-10-31 20:17

so nice

瓦窑 · 发表于 2008-11-2 08:50

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜 · 发表于 2008-11-13 16:33

Great

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-17 21:36

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:33

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:38

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 2 _6 _9 x/ g0 R
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
! v7 _) p M2 G& s+ Zlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
! W1 J/ f% }# C% t8 c5 T. y- Wthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
6 h. e" K7 z/ p- C; p1 C. y6 jthe newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 6 @' K }5 ~4 u' U
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 9 b& G* L, S" q d; Z

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8 n) g8 L6 r' L好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：! n" V. K9 I& N8 x. H0 q
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
* q" c: g- @, G, w" w1 m; x* Z好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 12:33

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 ( B+ ^/ {0 K: M

9 w2 ]$ M9 [' F+ q/ d8 }真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 13:38

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 ' q2 k+ w2 }4 s4 j: P

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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:17

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 9 y6 ~* G) a" p3 g' x5 Y4 k
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:25

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 ; r) [/ O5 n" ]% {" M
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 . [- T1 K3 U3 V0 C* N# V
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:57

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 3 d M6 B& E( ~; [7 {
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 11:21

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 & K+ K9 N: ~+ c4 v* ?# a) ]

4 e# ?# u; I$ I$ t9 e大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多

她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是

）

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-21 12:41

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 13:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 ) ~" Q0 S% X4 Y0 o! n; A7 [
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听

，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
' Z+ a p; v, |* s4 A紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢

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