Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
: O& k( A6 \* H: x0 \/ dthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
  S. o% E5 B& Y he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
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you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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/ T8 v# c# J  @0 z+ \' k' L/ C$ q- u+ Q This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
+ ^* H' j# _6 I( K. B. ]the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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' Y4 ~* L" L" z8 wThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

- O' o: Y8 X3 B* rNow, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
* Z5 Y+ S! F: r8 cthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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/ y" {4 `: P% K3 X+ a# V( ]The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
3 D: `6 F, E" w5 yof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
' R4 f  ^2 L* p( J+ v3 n3 ?; \hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

3 K) V4 b* I! p+ N, z& ]( YThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

" e3 }" D& [5 {) M7 j/ T>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
! U- a/ f! {9 w* _' N: T>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
' h% [) J3 X: j) r6 ~5 N( p4 Y>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

- w* V; A0 T9 R>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
4 i2 s6 y8 ?4 H! b. n6 ~0 FA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
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the newfie would l ...

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! y3 d% X) R; _5 ^好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
+ q7 |, `) i3 y. J! d7 D  [“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
; ]' K2 ^' Q3 y, C- P好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
0 }  p6 e: S3 }" a" y: I加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

; U+ A' X1 O" ~; e真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
4 e1 w' A1 O9 W: A8 @" w; g  V2 S好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

/ N2 a5 r) [5 l! N* W0 |1 {真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

; S9 n' w( L2 s) k! Y4 o. x* K1 K& R全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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  z" c, M8 n8 d0 _全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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1 X& _! O# r3 k& }" i! M别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
6 Q, s, T, ?6 i# Z; D( \' _加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

7 X% Q9 h& Q& C. k- a. q多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

7 f9 s0 ?8 ]! ~% U+ q真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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2 m; ^; Q/ j, q5 A# y- ]大学教授哦，能不剥削？

" p" }* F& F' {. G她是大学教瘦？
0 m' S1 Y/ b$ D; l大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
, m# M2 q4 ?8 m4 d9 U7 A7 G紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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$ z9 i6 d/ A5 N7 y3 p: C9 {5 D9 c1 a哈哈，你们在这开小会呢