Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
9 d; O  W# g; y( H/ b; Llong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
9 p+ x& b% ^: f" ?) q9 Hthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
; ]8 u2 R: e# p7 _1 Qthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
9 R4 ~! b6 x7 o* A he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
( E# N/ ~: y+ c. U7 [3 Jyou pay me only $5.

! u6 w! h) S# ~1 L5 @& S( F+ Q/ { You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
2 `6 E0 r7 ]9 t* b* B: ?# T will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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4 i5 S' ~! h2 L; N" uHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

3 V) C/ a; Y" k& e+ pThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
  b! C3 H# F# o  T  xthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
. p! _7 A& w, }  x- hback to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
5 \* D$ m7 _$ Nwakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

  K1 O) O: [/ f% @, y% c$ mLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
- q6 k/ M; R8 u! G8 n>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
5 ^+ C" Z7 S6 T3 E% q/ t( z>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

- e: b& N. v3 [$ Y* X/ N* Q2 W4 R>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
- R( E; c  j; R3 g>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
8 O3 _7 w5 P( z: o, f) }  W2 V>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
' x' w; _) k4 u+ S# v>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
' L: z; o( Y0 p( BA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
- A) i6 l' M0 Z3 X$ Pthe newfie would l ...

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  x! @( }1 j: p4 P6 F好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
2 f2 ~6 n" X7 y' |' x3 Z" T好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

/ H* k! e" {+ K7 r1 ^" a真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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4 j9 C$ V1 N. p  c( R& c
1 D0 m* v. ^' A" h, \好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
* S2 x0 Q7 j( w% z; i" t* O好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

+ e$ q3 r! G  t8 U3 i真聪明，偶像啊

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( q4 Y, g, D, q全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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4 [8 ^& A: p6 |! T全盘接受一下。

9 P6 l3 ]& G0 N" U8 }真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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) e- ]+ G% i  a2 D* \2 y别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

6 K; z" j& g0 T# t多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

% S& A3 o  Q  F" k1 _( Q; `& J大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
! g0 R1 R- J1 ~* S. P9 V3 p紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

0 l. x% e( t( i哈哈，你们在这开小会呢