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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
% i/ _' B& r* w( n* e9 Y3 ~) Tlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb2 d  l5 A" G' t0 d3 C, C5 v3 u
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
! @* N0 s, U! x$ b' J3 fthe newfie would like to play a fun game. 2 A: r. H7 k/ o5 m' r
  
7 D  E& u# L* r$ c8 n The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so+ u  ?7 @7 a6 G2 U+ e% ^8 b
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The! W3 p; p; D2 N
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
7 h: o! y" F0 ?  u9 m- l6 Nask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
9 H/ T# |$ ~1 K; N$ ~( _& X& j0 o" P0 g5 Zyou pay me only $5. / J$ @8 f+ `& N" ^) Y6 z
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I  L0 X* c7 y7 K" E1 g3 h; y
will pay you $500. % k+ |" v+ L" Q: v
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
/ }' }- b2 j" `' }+ Rthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. 7 n8 c! ~$ S: `
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
# t: U0 D+ f  T: T8 b! _, cthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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2 `( Y/ o0 [9 |1 b  E1 ], dThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
3 \2 q* b" y" s1 c$ Kpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the) P/ e* |& D* i2 G% @/ C3 V
lawyer.
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7 O/ f/ _6 k; H: F$ c4 k2 z% N! kNow, it's the newfie's turn.# d( t1 b, G) ]& Y. r$ ^$ d0 T
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
9 e- d! B/ y" S/ q  {* f" I; pthree legs, and comes down with four?' # Y2 \. E, t, ?

3 L' |; u, c, M/ S: P3 [$ `The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
8 ^3 f) W& s) Wreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
8 g: ]2 S) f& I9 kthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour. F; E8 \( R4 k6 Q6 W. \" K
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
7 x5 S5 N9 ]& Hhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right) w* X) ^" W9 y: a) J
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He" y/ ^5 v2 U6 F! O, t$ o# q7 D$ V
wakes the newfie up and asks, 6 @6 c4 @/ M" \7 [

  B6 \+ i9 N5 W  z; v- G! u'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
. g) T9 O, U) pcomes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5& v' L# y2 U1 A7 ~; V
and goes back to sleep.
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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# `9 e; ?% H* ZLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the+ |- G3 W5 N: r" d8 S

' U; h2 h2 y; }: r: Y>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
1 h% i6 }# [( e; q! ?>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason + ]' ^0 C3 E3 w" z
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
4 y$ m0 k& j2 x7 u>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, # h) L1 [  ?/ v% P- `' F% \, Y5 b. d
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct7 m1 L) R5 q) p3 G6 n% s% v

( j5 a# N' w6 n$ y9 G8 O  Y>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research % i; V& Z! `3 I0 S5 x. I
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a 4 c& l! V" W! S2 ~# k2 j6 m  ]
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more ' I/ i- L4 T0 `9 f
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, " V2 l5 ^3 I: i3 P5 Y
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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. z8 T  d% O1 F, H7 j6 q  n* @>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
, W5 E6 R" Y, a. z7 U>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the ' p% a, z8 F- `9 I- p
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
$ Y6 l- j7 s! V2 _5 h>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表   H7 |* L$ `1 w' W: d
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
/ ^; @, D/ k9 o: k. ^long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb: Z& Q1 ?3 c& v8 I% o5 K7 Q1 w: E
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
% Z$ s) j! j) P6 ythe newfie would l ...
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
, z2 ~  z, I" d# O. \& \1 z“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
3 x' d) P8 a+ c, ?) K- @好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 1 X( K, C4 n2 {3 x* T: b  ?
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

4 c- a1 g% M9 K5 T1 M. }真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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7 p) J3 \9 Q8 U- y; S8 k5 |好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:5 r* }$ l$ x, S' ?
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
$ Q* [! U, z$ x1 z  M3 w好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

! A4 p0 a. v" }" w真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明,偶像啊
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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 & e& [9 Y% ~2 q

: }1 L. s9 s  A1 B1 v1 N真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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1 H8 p5 O- ?' F# A8 J, V6 D% J别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表   q6 W8 M1 i2 w. d; q

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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
! Y! v: X. ~* R- D) H: D加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学,偶像啊。

+ x$ ?8 C' \2 G' H大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 9 |+ n& Q3 Q) V; W& I( A% t+ }4 `

5 _7 F7 Z, m: c大学教授哦,能不剥削?

, L( s8 d) i1 z6 ?5 _$ l/ j她是大学教瘦?7 D9 I/ u. A1 s* J( N& m; y
大学教胖还差不多 # \7 ~, X4 m# ^/ L, U8 e
她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
# Y7 c1 D- @, O2 l1 }紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 1 {( w' J$ X4 z& f: f- h
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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' N" i0 K! S* k5 m2 \; u哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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