Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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- Q! E/ ]5 q+ r6 s% s& T% G The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
1 |" \& X* m! v: M8 {5 Gask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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$ s: O# K* u0 Q You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
/ ?4 O! v( P4 y$ R6 S will pay you $500.
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; y2 O4 G4 S* d/ x) V1 d6 k3 a This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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1 Z$ f& g" K* {9 n0 U# @' g. ?- DNow, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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  F# n+ I8 W/ C4 yThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
- a* B) I0 j( D* cof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
; a  V2 |, J) s$ s% ]) }hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

) R& Z- o2 m' X+ q! c. N+ F, ?The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

9 D2 }* X. J/ S% BThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
" `* o( h) P" |3 w6 E2 D, p) y>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
7 L# M7 S7 ~- W. A3 G2 \: }/ G$ x>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
/ _3 A% W& B, z: O) J>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
8 p' _7 W& C8 f" @8 w+ E/ G>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
3 d; \9 L! P% ]; q>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
5 Y  A  F& J2 O6 {+ O0 r>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
; P, r- u7 \! ^" f$ N5 b>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
- ]4 _  i7 [$ G) f/ Y  z0 K- Uthe newfie would l ...

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/ C$ `$ a$ C. D! ]好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
) Z* u  Q  d0 Z* r好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
% z0 s$ e' ]( N& {' F! t) V加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

( `) n3 M. j; U* h真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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  G6 G* \5 S, Y好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
% [# v; I# p; h' g“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
6 j+ r! t' H' y$ O好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

' [5 d+ X6 q/ ?8 R+ U/ E真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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3 ]: S- A$ |# x& E全盘接受一下。

% W- O0 e5 k. J) P' w8 F% ~* s, O9 {真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表


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别把我往坏路上领啊。

( O- x+ }  S$ G你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
; \( `1 T& K- \! `% E( C6 A加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

8 p% ?/ L4 ~/ i/ t5 d( }+ L真博学，偶像啊。

/ a2 v) G5 p/ J/ o( r大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

/ t- b5 V& V$ f7 f大学教授哦，能不剥削？

8 Q; _, s& D; T她是大学教瘦？
3 `8 z" `- E1 |' I大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
% i1 l' [" F/ r7 i紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
3 G' f8 U5 Y" k9 E5 _, f& M紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢