Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
. Q, {9 ~- v0 N) h' {9 }that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
2 `8 ?  r# }  N1 A% s  ^4 C! Cthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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6 Z# ]4 Z) c% c' I' m The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
' m4 q) C0 w8 C2 N% i  a. [you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
1 q, ?) O4 H& I5 @ will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
, N3 z* Q5 W. M/ ithe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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4 ?0 @% h9 K0 J# U6 z( d) [The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
4 _5 q% `" m  S0 p& Ethe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
9 N# g( _3 F2 h6 ?( O! Y& ?5 Tpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
5 M8 T* g0 H, ]) slawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.

; A5 O( i$ w/ n# T  Y% {, G: AHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
% Z5 J7 e- Q( _8 [( hthree legs, and comes down with four?'

% G" K5 [# k% f% _The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
; R5 c6 ?5 x* U3 wthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
! ~$ B- _% b& O5 F5 r6 u+ K0 s. x$ qhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

0 f+ o) V  X0 E! W( g$ zThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
# @9 c! F9 C, i. u: G& p$ Lwakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
7 R% F/ U1 m& kand goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
4 e' V8 }. ?3 h* Y0 L: L) @" p>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
  i" i* `6 n& G5 C& ?>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
) s! j4 _/ j/ |# `>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
% b# ?9 L- l2 n$ Y>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
8 m# @' Q& V, D1 ?>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
! S. j8 x3 ^6 |, D>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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4 |, q3 K' [& l/ h/ N! G$ S>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
/ U& q$ V7 F& t: _. V$ oA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
$ ?$ J/ i6 N1 h) \long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
; V# S3 T; v& c" n- ^6 pthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
1 S0 |% w. Y# }/ y7 ?  z3 Y0 e好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表


' o1 y. u. z) M) J8 I" a6 }1 U- }
好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

, s3 ]& m- N- |" ]真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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0 D. M1 n% ~3 B% K全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

6 k. R, K# Y9 B真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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6 J, h  k3 ~2 V* `$ o8 r* s3 ~别把我往坏路上领啊。

. g4 {$ f. P. A; H你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
# l; I- z- l8 u) W2 H加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

. O9 B+ p; k; \/ t" S: n( I5 S/ O* L她是大学教瘦？
3 I9 q+ c1 W9 x- |大学教胖还差不多
# h0 J  B$ t7 M3 j* T/ t8 }$ d她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
; e) L) E4 ~. t1 T5 V7 I' \紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

' {/ Z- n/ R3 b9 M# y! R说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
8 u6 L4 x3 X( }0 E( w' j紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

4 _& U  ?: i4 g; C/ Q/ Z哈哈，你们在这开小会呢