Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
7 L; ]" `* T" c3 K) q  S; wlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
/ J  Y/ e2 {! e/ z5 q2 ithat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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( ]: J" |  M9 l+ F! m The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
/ q! y& f, e+ X8 u1 E lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
# K$ d) v& ]0 Y' s! H) zyou pay me only $5.
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+ t$ ]* ~6 h9 N; p4 w0 R& y0 ~ You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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: J# B2 Z0 @) b* L6 E6 ? This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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% a; C: v1 F( y% b/ B3 t4 sThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
2 z# z9 N9 C+ R, N8 dthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
+ y. Z$ K  s1 u+ t2 \; b; S9 O) [1 Wpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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! @4 F9 z- s1 d! i2 _& W3 mNow, it's the newfie's turn.

5 r9 R6 p1 k1 H- K0 DHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

/ }3 A8 I% C- AThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
9 G1 ^4 u6 F: H8 U2 n# ~, b  n4 yreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
) C) Y9 L, j; f, W" v, `of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
7 [$ {1 F! L/ shands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

  q2 s( I' J7 sThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
, K& g2 h8 I( wcomes down with four?'
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, e- ]" \2 @2 V/ uThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
9 h3 K$ f8 ^* {* @# r9 Jand goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

& G3 E6 k0 ?* z- q$ U, k$ C6 U8 NLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

; q3 }1 V; T$ v% }. r1 K>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
0 |0 d% S! g! q% X9 X: Y0 {4 L& }>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
) w4 y6 g: Q5 w! f  k3 Z/ o>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
; _+ z) _3 m* z* x5 a# d. e& {>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
( w& L7 w+ `1 K  a; _. i, w>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
# i) S( {. u6 d>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
# T' X+ d% r) N6 m3 ]long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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5 F# Z: q3 c% l0 ?& O7 \6 R& n好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
; i/ M! O! ?" S“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
9 a# N# m  A# I* H% v6 K好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
' @- B* W; r: G加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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- g% n7 P1 `8 |好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
/ y  i* X. A8 c1 K$ b“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
# f" j4 @9 A5 c好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

6 p. l' s% `  n. u9 z% e; N真聪明，偶像啊

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) O" a: \: p# T7 S& u6 t3 a全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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( E) R; Z. C4 _0 U全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

3 ]# b$ ?; ~$ T, ~0 H别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表



别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

( x' i( ?8 P: n* I4 |- N多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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6 O3 q8 g+ n" X: j0 G. Q0 ~8 I真博学，偶像啊。

  W# K9 w4 c! X5 Y% v3 C; Z大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
# R2 Y2 J/ q3 a, W9 c她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
( R4 p. G3 W5 U紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
: ?/ d0 v* ^( }' s7 O紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

) t9 |0 y5 f! B0 b哈哈，你们在这开小会呢