Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
0 q: C# ]4 B( m. l+ |( s0 Y he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
; r3 _1 x$ }- @. M1 L6 h lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

) m- H5 @0 r- O8 e* T* L; H You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
) J# c0 d! @, G' V will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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* K* G+ _1 L7 D( yThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

# G8 \+ }8 j: L* z4 hNow, it's the newfie's turn.

" H& ^/ H& m8 o6 k: h" Q3 a. hHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
- _, r. E" w& B4 Bof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
+ }4 g; r, C9 G; W' Z* X. m5 J3 ]hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
) f% v" C- V) G' dback to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
$ {# B/ N2 c1 r1 n, `wakes the newfie up and asks,
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8 ?1 @5 @: t# x( w, k'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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2 h7 G7 h! N( a- KThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
8 F; E! [% q# n- l, x>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
: }, q4 U" {5 w$ G# c>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

: y# p% e6 h: Z" X. ^>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
+ y) o" k$ A7 ]: J  v4 E>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜

Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
& H/ ?3 ]/ t6 S0 \: ]  y2 H, h5 W# W" Z7 uA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
7 y" E4 ]4 ~2 x: H% T+ e: lthe newfie would l ...

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: f% X% g  Y3 t  i好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
+ ]6 ^4 F6 A+ F6 G5 n3 U6 [: z# y7 L“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
6 D9 N) c9 X3 s+ {# `+ K加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表


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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
/ p) B' J) F2 |, Z" ^% L好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

( w& X( m/ w0 n# [0 c5 h6 q" [. D真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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# j8 k( [% z/ k" N9 D' c真聪明，偶像啊

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, n5 h2 h$ N! Y全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


. g, k" }. l) Q5 P1 b2 i/ E全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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- m! G" F7 ~0 P  f4 }/ [9 n/ R别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表



8 H. x% j1 I) X0 ?: U' X! p别把我往坏路上领啊。

& z" w4 }: \5 Z: ?# n你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
" `+ V& z: u  E7 c加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

1 u8 x2 o; H# }, d真博学，偶像啊。

& }! H5 q" i* h- B* d( n大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

% G  V: a4 ^: _: h( q, f; v9 l8 D大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
; `  [* b, n0 |. w' H" c4 @她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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& ?$ n+ l% h0 O& F$ E哈哈，你们在这开小会呢