Newfie Joke

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-10-31 10:58

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a4 N  f' N& v3 Z' w7 B3 L* k3 c
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
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the newfie would like to play a fun game.   ~. W) O1 o  }- ]
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
, {* h4 [3 y* I8 Q8 ` he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
' `+ P1 ]* w) H8 s5 r7 m1 x lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
8 h% q' ]6 x5 s. O- K! |  Yask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
; ~; }, M: U6 D* v4 {you pay me only $5. 2 Z6 q6 t# F! z- ]
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I8 ?8 ^9 q) ^1 ?, I
will pay you $500.
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" @" w! L5 U% l0 y  p This catches the newfie's attention and to keep6 L/ V$ D/ v% b0 P" G9 Y
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. 7 c: X& v: U" ^! ]" i8 w3 s

- i) E  e  P; p* w) XThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his4 D1 O5 J% u. i4 _3 c8 _
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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0 A! T) k6 e8 W8 m- A7 `Now, it's the newfie's turn., T" r! A5 @0 l- D1 r! _
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
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4 b0 S# [6 _1 B: J: t4 WThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
' l) P/ m: ^' l* A6 areferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all7 S- r# z5 `# R$ K& h
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour$ ~0 H8 n6 |* B/ t3 K3 f* J1 m* `
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and. o  h0 t" Z1 G
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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4 V% x2 ~0 {7 v& y2 |& MThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
; k$ a0 x/ [3 e( Kwakes the newfie up and asks,
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, v2 [4 e- ~4 E: E6 Z: q- o'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and! W2 g6 D1 S; ^) L* g
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5" R  t% r3 e+ D- z/ \
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao · 发表于 2008-10-31 13:41

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou · 发表于 2008-10-31 20:17

so nice

瓦窑 · 发表于 2008-11-2 08:50

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜 · 发表于 2008-11-13 16:33

Great

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-17 21:36

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:33

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:38

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 # s# e8 p$ `) b! W. R3 Q
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
, I# K' \3 T3 q# Q" Slong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
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the newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 p1 V z/ N& Q( v/ n( X e
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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# @# z. n) @* e好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：, p5 l: n1 I2 X2 v6 l7 s
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，$ ?; V/ G% X. a G i( I% z7 o* J/ j
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 12:33

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 13:38

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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: Y$ _2 o5 R5 c, f# ]9 B全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:17

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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" C! V/ I$ @$ r% {- C- f3 L% J3 o真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:25

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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: K3 Z1 F' k! z别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 ! p2 j( p* U& }
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:57

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 11:21

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多

她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是

）

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-21 12:41

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 13:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 9 {/ r' ~1 U5 a; r" h, E. S7 D+ W
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听

，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 3 u7 ^! m! J6 `$ c, ?1 Z @
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢

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