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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if0 L* H8 w! j6 L' ^) p7 r& \4 G
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
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lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I0 y' G! e% v7 _: j
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,0 F9 P# L$ Y) A; }, a
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep1 @/ v: E6 F& Y$ L" A& a2 Z- k
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. ! t; u7 d8 S  }) m$ {& w  y# D  r

& H" y9 {7 z! P0 q$ h: R, VThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
+ M' x1 p; b; n. }/ gthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
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lawyer.
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) s6 S7 g* q( j/ V& D3 UNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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  ]5 m9 A  J6 x0 jHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with' j: ]6 F9 ]- c: V
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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! h$ ^9 W6 s4 j. g1 i3 X- D& SThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all) |* \9 C: x$ A3 }# q/ t+ _- Q
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all$ R8 g) H5 ]: K' q
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
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7 e. ?7 k+ {; R7 Shands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5, p) B# {' t2 |. J5 w! k. k
and goes back to sleep.
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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6 \/ v$ `" L- \( x5 D) c* {8 iLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two 5 |5 Z; q+ B3 M& X/ A
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
, A" K+ g1 t! M  F' R6 H>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the ( h& T6 m+ x7 X: _7 H
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, $ j8 B$ Q( ?: x
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
! J# O6 }6 j4 H1 z$ k>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a , h) M8 A2 X0 ~  v7 F: P
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more $ c4 ?% j2 ^# c0 `% g
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, 2 z, \4 I& s5 j' j+ ~" `
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
1 n& i) s. l8 @6 T  X- _6 y+ ~>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the ! B8 J$ c; O+ O& J4 N) R+ \0 {
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand   w! p  i% k# R& A4 F
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 ' X' H! ^) Y; k1 M4 ~  \% @
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
* I' n, E, V! ?" M( dlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
7 i' K4 Y5 e" `8 ]% L/ b. Qthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
$ Y3 z( U8 k& G* s9 m7 Vthe newfie would l ...

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( M3 M+ t) W  b: J1 l! L5 ^好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
5 F4 |4 @4 I1 c' `& u) R“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
$ \" ~9 L! b0 U2 k: J1 R好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
' K$ e! t, B! {加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

" {- |% I  g7 v  Y4 A/ C真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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) S0 D5 r3 Q; s  E& n$ J好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
" ^5 v0 L4 d  U: y! k“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
9 X' P5 f5 R% t1 d4 H% B% B好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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$ ^! R% M8 {0 ^1 L6 q9 o真聪明,偶像啊

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- O. {) ~2 K! D* j全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 6 f) V% ^6 W! b, W, M( R
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1 I6 U: q% A" l) D7 o5 D* r# X全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 2 s/ p& u: Y9 g# o
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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: g9 A8 o* f! x" a7 }; i: O& P, M别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
" E5 o' \  s8 [( I6 F& c$ S0 H# }. ?加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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$ }' ]7 x# r: F* }) V真博学,偶像啊。

4 N  k: u3 U; _) _; ?, [大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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& l6 |; D) w! B大学教授哦,能不剥削?

/ e  l- \% [/ [& e' P1 ?她是大学教瘦?
! j$ t, v! A7 i7 E大学教胖还差不多 " U3 n( {( r! ?
她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 % ~+ }* N. X4 D8 ?
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

8 n$ u; @+ i; b1 ], r$ `说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
9 M, t8 v1 N5 q2 Q5 c紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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