Newfie Joke

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-10-31 10:58

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
/ J1 M! [4 e# P- f7 |2 i1 c/ Xthe newfie would like to play a fun game. * c. g9 m& a/ n4 _
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
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lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I: d7 r+ ]$ g- l; l" O: F) u4 P
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
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" }6 e% I: |. m( ] You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
. V8 T) _3 {( X( b2 R4 J, F& |2 K will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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  w4 n" }' Y" _$ Y. m6 D6 NThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
  |2 ^% ]' g. W8 H: Wpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.) G& `) T2 c7 Z* Y

. Z& |: A0 E7 K+ y  `# THe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with! @% g: I1 j6 y: U0 Q: q4 s
three legs, and comes down with four?' + A) S' ^9 K3 d* r  \

( p7 h! o& ~! }4 nThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
3 L0 l# F6 D5 j( b. z+ Q+ N7 b, Wreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
: \! ~- F! h" ?1 x0 l4 Kthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
) N, V* G& d# X9 L# i/ O3 Mof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and6 B, Q' t1 A# [! ~- {; t
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right' ^& ?% q1 q# g; ]$ j# h
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
* v9 x4 X5 m9 Vwakes the newfie up and asks, * W7 R0 _/ R) r: F" s: X1 U

. }1 g5 k9 S4 t& ?: P' D'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and0 T+ F  l/ {4 \. D% v+ M  ^
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao · 发表于 2008-10-31 13:41

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou · 发表于 2008-10-31 20:17

so nice

瓦窑 · 发表于 2008-11-2 08:50

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜 · 发表于 2008-11-13 16:33

Great

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-17 21:36

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:33

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:38

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
' S( i- P" Z4 |- B3 }1 |: p1 BA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
/ O" B; V1 t% Y& I5 Hlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb* B& \6 r( B3 H! W/ Y) @
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if. b" K7 b4 G6 ]
the newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 2 I+ I3 X9 l7 z2 i+ ]+ o8 s
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 8 K7 D: T. J6 P
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. V: _& B& y! s6 Y) J; i9 ]6 E好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
* B5 J- Q: r: U$ a2 D, |“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
" c9 C# G$ F7 \5 p, i1 O好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 12:33

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 4 _$ B' @* @% @- t4 m% f: V9 x

$ c2 k$ ^; D6 o4 J真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 13:38

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:17

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 ' S! d% M* X; e8 d" P6 ]

1 o ^, @" K3 [" R5 w真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:25

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 , m! ?/ p D" C2 L: i
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:57

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 - P5 V: v- _" C! ]8 E$ i% v

8 n) }9 }6 @0 p; i0 U! g真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 11:21

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 % ~. Y7 v; ~+ v: \4 `; N

& N3 e; F5 B% N大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多

她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是

）

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-21 12:41

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 13:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 4 X4 @. Z/ F2 i" l8 }9 { s
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听

，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 5 |. L, M7 X+ k" K0 e
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢

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