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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
6 f0 K9 p. M- hlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb# l1 L- X5 }$ J( h; |
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if/ i! @1 E$ S- X) A. b8 ^
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
$ G; c2 e; p4 \" B+ |2 R& f. X he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The. s9 ~; x! y0 \- X1 M' t! v
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I+ H/ X8 v# w; s+ _; T. K
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
+ p) w2 O3 t/ M! q( ^you pay me only $5. 8 P( K1 C. F8 T

3 q  I( ?% R- o0 b You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
9 D8 j: S% k  X. W- z9 f- Y8 y1 S will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
9 c# G; V/ L* qthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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; z4 R& U" C, R  mThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
& j! i3 a! l# ^  zthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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, A1 P! w( F( @. H! ?8 `The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
! u# h( \) `0 @" a0 `8 Epocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the" ?* t! M0 M, k0 y; f) I5 d1 _) `
lawyer.
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' Z: r8 \+ A8 d; e0 g' R4 @$ {Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with3 L5 i; C/ Z1 x' V' |. |# `. w
three legs, and comes down with four?' ( g( a. V7 U. @( E) R

" T  n5 r4 C! J6 [/ ~( ^1 _The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
8 C7 ]! G7 g% d* _& `  Z& j% F/ qreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
9 X4 J4 o2 g, kthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour  j2 u. j0 h% ?; Q
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and( o! Z' v/ x5 _' a. g5 v, [
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
8 `# @2 F: H# U+ g! nwakes the newfie up and asks, 9 M* p! c7 O" G' `+ _

" _8 i9 Y, v. q% _1 m! I% v% I: A'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and5 X* I- F3 K$ V8 @
comes down with four?' . L1 v5 U+ m, K5 d
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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  Z+ l  G6 j/ x& c>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
: |8 s4 {2 V! V9 b: D* \% h>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason 9 |2 k: C' S) a5 `; `
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
" l$ n  g' J6 f& E# e>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, % Y7 \$ s+ {7 R( u% Q0 G: [
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct; z3 j, J* M) O3 Y4 P0 v3 ~8 ^
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
/ ~( x% {3 p- e1 M: A% ]>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a   I  T* S  ~2 }7 g
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
0 m, W2 M4 c4 U7 X' w7 e7 H- _4 F1 y& {>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, 4 A& N; ?- J$ {7 n* c
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three! o) E9 r! d- s  }7 A* H2 T* U
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
2 [# F3 S* P- M( V>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the ' B' y" J& m( {
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand 0 t- A" [( U! Z! X6 v: x! S
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
, I3 D" P3 D1 w+ @$ X  ^A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a' F) i& `$ V( Q+ R! u2 V! \- W
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb0 }1 v1 p& g% J' ]! P
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
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! p8 e) }) V& K6 T5 u4 T) d% b好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:2 Z/ {) V; p3 b% {
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
  ^* b, n* R) p/ q' O好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 ' o, z, V6 x7 W' G) H- {" @( |
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 4 D0 G' f$ N5 C& r4 W+ Z

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1 d6 c7 \" s$ e/ b# _/ V好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
6 Z# ~* D% Z1 F0 j7 e" \4 m* I+ s“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
# `2 x! U% o8 I8 m好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

' _. v( V& C4 V/ P真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明,偶像啊
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1 \% N" U" Z4 V1 i* n; c8 J全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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4 X. G# K' k$ }8 h  ^全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 6 S& ?' ~4 s) [4 }$ G
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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6 \. G+ P8 }& m6 G" P) q+ d别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 1 q* S3 F+ O  e" w1 K
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

0 F" h+ k8 ?0 d  Y2 `4 i  V  W) y你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
2 r' q; q5 \5 ~9 u% d加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

# k7 x& f8 ]9 C; Y多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 4 D6 S! }3 P( N8 s7 c$ X

; w$ ~- e3 g  \& L  \1 b大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?; l, @8 s( X) x2 W* l- L7 ?
大学教胖还差不多 1 q7 i2 \' A+ k1 o0 J
她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 , u9 u# `& @! R, `* q: w4 H) O
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 . l- g/ V8 ^* H- d
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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