Newfie Joke

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-10-31 10:58

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a* T9 k! `4 d; H  h7 l7 ~4 ~
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
% _1 P. O7 u% v) q) _that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if  m  N# `% f; P# R, \
the newfie would like to play a fun game. 9 g/ d# v# E, g
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
7 r( x8 ~) G- X7 H7 h9 U he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The9 Z0 @; Y/ A. B' {
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
. r* a* o0 Y! N/ `( ?' u/ m( Qask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
% H4 _3 T; Q2 s5 p: nyou pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I; @5 [) _+ O8 A
will pay you $500.
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# v- ]' P. ^& ]" a This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
4 S- I+ P) t) u- j/ X0 hthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. 9 [" u6 s8 ]" y8 K" w3 t3 C4 ~
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's5 Y) R  m" C/ \  O! H3 A3 p6 J
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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% H( Q) R) w/ sThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his/ R: O- v# ?  G& q) m( u
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
4 E% {+ Q# E" x, Rlawyer.
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5 ]! C9 Z+ E; L8 ENow, it's the newfie's turn.( V( J% O4 V" g, Y
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with$ `  R8 b$ a3 X9 O3 G
three legs, and comes down with four?' 7 n: q/ F* W2 |  I4 d6 F

4 y4 L8 [1 G$ M8 r, gThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all: ~5 w6 `6 d! P
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
' a2 X* n4 {, a4 K* m+ \3 F! V; fthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
6 @- [! i& i5 X8 f6 J) o/ g$ |of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and/ e* N' q8 m# P" b. j! l
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right* ]. ~- p+ F! V- z4 Q
back to sleep. # A4 v, ?' w  z% L. e

2 R' ^! R: C0 g& UThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He( T4 g0 e. w6 M
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
8 R! R% H0 h' \+ Ccomes down with four?'
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" d" Q0 z" s& d/ ]* gThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
9 \7 u  g0 y. u/ r' J5 a' tand goes back to sleep.: F; d( f' |9 ^
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billzhao · 发表于 2008-10-31 13:41

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou · 发表于 2008-10-31 20:17

so nice

瓦窑 · 发表于 2008-11-2 08:50

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜 · 发表于 2008-11-13 16:33

Great

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-17 21:36

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:33

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:38

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
' z6 P7 ^" X* d4 l( TA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a: s" D' t: {; g% `
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
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the newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
' m# n% V. z% E- D加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 / f# s, C+ ?) v0 s2 {
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
0 ^# J. n8 W7 q- R) ^& p“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，/ y) F4 z9 k2 d6 \! n
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 12:33

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 + F* u6 G1 K o0 i& Z

) C9 F- g: C: a8 r" d真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 13:38

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 2 {5 X, y( x5 |3 b8 O, P

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/ ]$ E6 `# v* l0 N全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:17

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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: ?4 x( j, |5 y; A真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:25

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
8 s+ ~6 {, j( F+ K$ ^( B加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:57

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 0 X, x$ ?4 C& j/ ` ?! a/ G' @: F8 T. r
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 11:21

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 ! G3 G3 f% i+ I, _( ]% j

* [3 w4 z1 \# |# Q大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多

她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是

）

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-21 12:41

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 13:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 7 s4 d% d6 ^: Q' X
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听

，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 : m8 p4 S; }+ t5 U2 c- V" e/ t
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢

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