 鲜花( 1)  鸡蛋( 0)
|
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb% q" }# A2 k. i* _" O$ {$ e
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if) U! J5 d0 G! ~: ?
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
; W d n9 x' l
7 Y6 h+ A5 i) }2 h7 N, m6 s. P The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so% M- ~# ^6 C2 P; t
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
/ j" a- r4 a" e0 h* D" \1 x( P lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
2 a# s4 ~: V$ {6 D; mask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,, f, h# P5 t. E' n
you pay me only $5.
+ }" Z" @6 ^8 X' H 1 q2 f; S" \ D6 [0 V6 j7 ` S0 _" G
You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
$ M. w" N9 y6 [% d& j L* U will pay you $500. }: _: `/ H8 |" ?4 b1 @
9 ~; A* Y) K- r4 f) n& t# R% ` D This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
; e: t2 l5 e0 h5 A. b3 C3 O+ Othe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
$ \2 R5 \7 q, \. u1 s1 }5 f6 Z+ K& z1 E4 J: n/ Q
The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
8 j& l/ q, D& |0 y A, v% zthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
( e4 |0 m4 u: x* Z* T( J+ P- k' B5 ?# G v9 v2 ~
The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
S w; Q0 s, ?pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
5 |$ v8 V# c Q2 r+ k9 Elawyer.
* F( \+ K ?4 b) C+ `- l1 K- R. T: Q# c9 i8 w' C1 t" A
Now, it's the newfie's turn.* T0 m9 o0 l% q6 T( L. T. w
* |7 P: g; f2 t2 P# `! e7 S. j" m
He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
+ R8 T) [7 B! J- @three legs, and comes down with four?'
% D; b1 X4 Y; C' ^6 _ O0 r U2 m. c* @5 [" }: {
The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
3 K: S5 t! t! H8 ]references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all. Z8 c* D) a: ]! {
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour9 q3 i7 S& }5 ]# t4 C
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
8 E- g% s+ c2 ~hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right4 m+ [ [& z# d. |& N, c
back to sleep.
) K8 _" }1 T- ?0 j' y9 {( E# r @% }# t' x8 K
The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
9 Q8 U c4 Z& v" Iwakes the newfie up and asks, 7 _# d7 n, }2 N9 |) L6 l0 k/ z
, \; v A& t& t! J* N' `
'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and3 }* w' { M, }+ I% \# s0 ?
comes down with four?'
" S8 O, j$ C; H. b- C! {0 y! @9 T
$ ~: J$ B6 s1 O( r% ^$ ZThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $51 z, r8 X" u6 K
and goes back to sleep.
8 ^- m2 I7 a! H2 c3 b4 }
/ P, x8 {1 ?1 `3 m% @) | |
|
狗仔卡
发表于 2008-10-31 10:58
提升卡
置顶卡
沉默卡
喧嚣卡
变色卡
显身卡
发表于 2008-10-31 13:41
）
，那叫卧底，无间道。
楼主