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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if5 D" \9 I& c! f; o3 T
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
- S4 J5 O% s# G he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
! _! |* V9 A: y7 t  N7 J lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
7 o- o+ t' H3 f$ v5 }% eask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,5 W. }% B4 T0 B# O  O
you pay me only $5. . f$ K, g0 I- r1 ]0 V
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I9 f( t0 s$ O6 v
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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* k! g0 I. d; ]' y9 F, cThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's9 r) K. G1 }5 }9 e1 c3 X% O
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' 0 f6 H2 D% Z0 ?3 ?' y! D( d1 D

' ?5 ?# Y. v* ]( dThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
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lawyer.
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, [( t1 Y- D4 c# z  H1 ENow, it's the newfie's turn.$ j- G$ n8 k# d8 j# a' T
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with. [2 R+ Q# E9 |$ }0 G
three legs, and comes down with four?' * z) i, S. K) a9 \1 @' ]& a( u

  C7 I3 s1 n9 {; x1 C6 E% dThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all3 K( k* f  v' _; h4 K' Z; d
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
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of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
- Q! t! J2 W  R6 A* zhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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7 |1 q4 h" |; a7 _- L* n& e" RThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
6 M! U$ C; {5 ewakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and$ O. u) v0 ?1 H9 k" M& x
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the* |  q6 N( H+ `) h

  G$ O' @- L, Q, m2 B5 H>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
! ]/ @$ V4 S6 D/ g# s>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason # Y5 A9 m+ `6 h8 x3 o) u; O1 t/ F1 S
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
4 ^1 o, t4 t# d>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
$ h0 W# J! K9 V- X. w9 J* O/ p>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
+ ]; s8 X9 ]4 @8 u) M5 G5 I>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a # E& q: s6 M+ u" n: v! z
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more , m4 l0 {7 A5 ^8 F7 x/ z
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, 4 z. L: G# s. N) i1 q7 S0 h$ b
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three- Y/ |- t4 ?. [: u* M
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's ; A3 G( p6 W6 H, Z
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the * v# [2 g: A0 [2 Y
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand 8 F0 s4 s" z! K/ c' x- O
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
! g; h4 |; U- s* Y5 i7 o, zA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a- y) y" {. I5 n5 B* ~! o. W1 ?# C
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb0 @* ?$ m* }+ E5 n) J$ d3 a. q
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
0 B  m2 n: L1 Gthe newfie would l ...
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9 W* R  [. l0 c5 {4 r' C+ ?好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:9 V* m: d$ ~: f7 A5 v3 [
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,1 _" K6 ^1 Q9 H! c! w5 E
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 1 j; @' e9 h# N* b5 Y( P/ `  e0 D
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

/ s% X/ H! @; c2 Z; ^& G- I真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 ' x/ d+ ~9 `7 Q0 d# D% N

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:& s" h6 S+ @1 Q( s  A3 U2 p
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,3 A; R& n, O, v6 h
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 - F) I+ A# s7 s" h- m
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真聪明,偶像啊
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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 . X; U  d9 s" y2 _4 D+ R

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全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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2 y. l3 d' ?1 n# i别把我往坏路上领啊。
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 4 Q/ F% W: Z1 {+ i

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" \+ g% B+ Y. f别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
" M: W2 F( k+ j5 C+ g加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 + R, e$ r) L1 U/ T1 B
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真博学,偶像啊。
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 ( y: z0 J- T  T: P* S, G

* o5 G- B& L! t. \9 i) t% Z6 Y大学教授哦,能不剥削?

) O; z% Z2 w2 d5 _) w& ^5 u1 ?她是大学教瘦?- Y7 c) `5 o; `" s, U$ m( u0 q
大学教胖还差不多 ( }& h- @; Y1 Q3 c: \) ~
她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
4 N" q4 N% z3 @! o2 J2 R# ~' f紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

# A# l4 s+ i$ O. R) S4 E6 @说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 % i% A8 p8 A  j$ e, k
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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+ {" M. ?+ g; z# p5 \哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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