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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a# y4 |. M) y* O% @* |2 m' j8 R
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb5 p3 R2 z7 P4 v: K9 k# W
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
0 @. {) a/ @. s; I9 v6 f, ithe newfie would like to play a fun game. $ Q% d$ K) f! e+ Q1 Y' s9 [
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
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lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I( }2 ?  n: {1 b* W! _. R. q3 u
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,! M9 ]7 J) M: V) y2 c" R+ a
you pay me only $5.
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( o& g! R/ Z7 k+ \, l- [/ H You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I1 b( I2 E' I  j0 H& _1 p0 `+ n. n6 \
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep" x( F& y1 ~  o5 p, m" S
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's: ^* E$ {1 P1 {3 b2 \3 l
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' . O$ O8 y  l4 S( x" Q7 x6 L3 v3 ^
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
1 ]8 c: q/ J9 jpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the9 R$ s5 A9 t) K* j
lawyer. 9 R8 Q: R' c3 b
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.2 w: u) w5 k+ Z6 s' I+ P
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
# Y# x7 ~4 g& ]three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
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the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour- T) Q: `8 W+ F
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
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! E( [! @( T4 ^, }5 }/ @+ QThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and) i" M7 F( \- @; s$ Z$ q  D
comes down with four?' 6 T4 N" A! j7 V+ o% J# k0 D

& v0 p. Z3 _* nThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $55 S$ k( A" A! x' y' ~
and goes back to sleep.% D+ P/ F1 {7 d4 ?5 Q! X
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!! ]6 b% g$ y; c! F' y! y
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the6 E* [' ]* X" z! U3 y1 }

& T! x5 n. m% h7 y7 a>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two ' K8 H, c; @* c7 p
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
8 v7 ~0 |& n: @& |5 g7 U  X3 k>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the 5 i1 B) {/ Q+ [
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
  `1 `7 \  D5 ?* ~>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct7 ?2 e+ L$ W: g  l9 T: n' z2 i' P* Y

* N! {; p( B1 o7 }4 j6 [4 v>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
# h% o, W9 p5 q8 c0 |9 h>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
1 R3 y& f, q) M. d- _>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more   W( |# e8 y% m5 `: O) j
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, 8 F2 N0 ~1 D0 W/ V1 F7 v5 ~
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three* t0 d4 v: X6 _* V$ G' M

( T* F9 C5 G: R# H>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's ' r( r) r4 j! d9 C' o
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the . @& L, I; w0 v# [
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
9 C% X- x- f2 ]1 }4 b>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
" |: K! P5 q" Y$ y! @& B$ D' @+ F) u* }A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a+ X' m4 _; j: x) h
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb( r; G2 U) @' D
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if; n0 ^4 c6 F1 Q
the newfie would l ...

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( e+ E% ]- b2 `/ \0 V好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
+ _. ~4 i9 ^, O+ b7 A8 |  W) V“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
9 m" T% l' Z# d+ h好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 6 u1 U( G, n$ q$ W6 u& z! ?. H
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 * q% S, s# N& k% u4 k4 a
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: t8 a' w% E( J  g' D好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:: W* g* w2 N/ \& W
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,+ p* V5 m' U5 F6 ], H* Z
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

  P0 X/ [, u7 x' E2 R: I9 c" m真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明,偶像啊
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4 S/ D4 [! i( a9 L6 a: g# l3 G全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 4 E/ ^  B3 t* l% }0 z( J

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0 I. W  z$ a' ?- R( a$ p" x全盘接受一下。

2 W- T, J2 ^3 M, x  e真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 # k9 q/ s/ ~4 x
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 " n* E4 n3 b3 }3 P. H( v7 Y
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

) f7 t6 t, [6 T% V! |9 z: ^4 x& w你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表   O4 R/ }; w4 J/ T9 L. _% W
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学,偶像啊。
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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+ l4 G* w) N! J# O3 R" L, ~0 F大学教授哦,能不剥削?

2 W; a. v0 Z, u8 I0 ]+ _: f! a她是大学教瘦?$ y  z- V1 I# Q
大学教胖还差不多
7 V$ f6 }6 Y$ u1 m7 U0 `, _她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 % f2 G5 p4 t; g: Q$ w" b2 l$ q" r
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

; A+ a; P: y: [8 x4 O7 [3 a: x说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
* }' A6 M! D+ `0 Q$ q$ u/ L紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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1 |) g% @0 j) P/ ]/ X6 O$ N0 f哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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