Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
: q& L/ W- U9 |. A+ X) A2 plong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
: d, V8 H( E* y# X) v4 |that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
7 g) |5 U& U4 `the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
1 j: U+ ^% o! ^ The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
+ `9 Y& h9 h% e0 i6 f8 _; t$ U lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

7 r2 K1 M7 I0 p9 W3 p0 W% K" Z You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
2 k2 _! f$ w$ R will pay you $500.
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0 W6 A. F$ Q/ N This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

! d- _6 `; k- z# OThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
/ H  k4 J! \- L9 fthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

' D3 L1 G3 x" l, ?' aThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.

5 Q8 @) c, P: |! y* eHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
  I1 x) a: N& J# x  c' G6 Gthree legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
4 Z( V. @/ {* N* N" F0 v: aback to sleep.

4 C; @' n1 c- nThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
" f2 h; Y1 W1 ~2 a7 icomes down with four?'

7 z/ E' y( D6 X( [. ]The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
3 B; G* a% `3 V9 }1 \' e" |4 ~and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

: c, ^/ ~* t( x% x" GLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

7 b2 m, R0 ?3 C( r& c0 B>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
: W0 {6 x6 U) x( {  }/ p9 u' T>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
; Y- V; K' W+ b: k. a! u>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
  z0 D: ^% H7 g: m7 d2 M; e>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

2 F& [9 C' d  @: T>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
  f9 l. v- A; h>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
7 B* R0 l1 T7 t# d5 M+ ~9 Z>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
/ m9 g' i  C* Y. r& l>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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* I* p; r+ R2 @; r2 b>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
) @: ]5 q5 ]7 R9 J2 `6 @>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
. U; N3 Z0 J' R! T+ H+ Z* o6 V>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
- L% C4 w$ k  _1 M  N. [A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
- L6 A6 g4 d! D. mthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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  C/ n7 M: [) R7 \0 g; J% X0 G3 F好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
  J. l% w* j7 N" ?; i1 l  B4 f“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
3 b* |4 ?* i8 T好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
% Q; P: t0 l" H7 i& K好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

, Q( H: |1 k  U3 P6 K. n$ E7 s7 {真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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$ z$ x1 P/ A$ e: d* n全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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( E! x. g' j8 o( `, T真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

& t& }( D* _6 \8 X0 g, \3 C别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表


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别把我往坏路上领啊。

1 E. j. v& a5 _! }: R, D  o你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

4 e: J/ X- }: `: F* \$ k真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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  v+ G3 Z1 H: f, s0 ^0 R大学教授哦，能不剥削？

9 }. O, V3 i1 d* p* {她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
. c" u; y' T, T% A' |: ?" ]- d她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
  }! i* r: z1 c紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

, u: |# l. ?0 Y3 `) f8 y" Q9 k( S说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢