Newfie Joke

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-10-31 10:58

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
7 u. Q/ Q' G3 K( |- glong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
2 i' q) D1 V  H& R& j6 w; n: dthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
# ?/ ]. [; l- ?1 k' D1 d* Pthe newfie would like to play a fun game. 8 N( [- X6 X# p2 H
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so" `, E1 m% |8 Y8 x! V& Y0 I
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The8 Q3 j* B5 o9 l3 k4 l2 M
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I5 X' \% _) h- G0 T  [! i' U
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
; B4 E9 A  m6 F( a1 ]you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
6 N$ f( n+ O& d, q0 M0 fthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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7 J, ^7 G1 C4 b$ E3 GThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's/ v" L' K, X3 p4 K# K! v' B2 v/ g
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' # k+ d  m0 |) i2 H2 m3 X1 E6 u4 ~
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
/ P/ L& P3 l5 @pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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8 q. m* }3 \3 t/ tNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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/ E7 m( i; C' y3 V- M! |He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
* B% V( E1 b9 B& N( Y& P' ]three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all; n. ~" M6 I; k) g! f6 h$ v
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
) X( _+ s) \# A# w5 Qthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
" y8 l  O' j- E7 m1 s) fof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and  q& `9 m) ^' E9 g- N7 t
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right9 d0 {$ p9 k* H4 {+ {1 G
back to sleep.
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$ J! _" m7 k, S% o' hThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
. z8 P% l! l4 K; k! Gwakes the newfie up and asks, + \& h! a/ D- G$ M& O+ f, d

5 e( `! s+ ~! |7 n'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and8 ^* e/ Q) s4 ]
comes down with four?'
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. q, B, a5 w% f9 n- ?3 X" ~* oThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao · 发表于 2008-10-31 13:41

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou · 发表于 2008-10-31 20:17

so nice

瓦窑 · 发表于 2008-11-2 08:50

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜 · 发表于 2008-11-13 16:33

Great

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-17 21:36

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:33

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:38

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 3 s- N9 F a- m/ H) l; [% _* H0 n C
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
) `* k1 I: Y3 p; q/ d8 F9 tlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
6 L9 e& e& @# m: ?3 Vthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if2 q. ^+ H" \' ?. {$ p! i
the newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 $ ]7 P( q7 |" k
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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/ d/ i; K0 Z: L8 I8 w好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
8 P) h9 T+ t# t8 w“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，, u9 E: u! x8 B {, x, `5 [ y
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 12:33

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 # X% k9 b0 X. I* D, t u6 _

) {+ J4 d, ^- X真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 13:38

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 ) K ^/ G' q7 m9 b! w7 y; `

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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:17

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:25

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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5 H, g1 t) G2 Y) b3 @别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 , [' d! F% j+ h
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:57

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 4 s3 ?9 M# a) B# H

1 J# n' [5 b8 z% u真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 11:21

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多

她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是

）

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-21 12:41

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 13:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
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说话真不动听

，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 1 N" u/ I8 \& n' c
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢

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