Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
+ w; K5 s1 g7 w" p( |6 N2 Olong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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% `2 o% Z6 e' d4 W1 g3 ] The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

: ?7 L2 `5 G  r) v+ ?, G% m You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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( b" ^: P, k/ P% q This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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* x8 a* t( |: t, H/ Z+ wThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
( I" j8 P* G9 kthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
6 w' U7 u7 E$ ^pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
5 h+ q7 b7 A; u9 m( ]2 ]# mlawyer.

$ a5 j) o& C4 U$ g6 DNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
7 T. j% N# g3 J7 C) nthree legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
( @) c$ n" R/ F5 }: }references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
0 A  m% B" v. Jof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
/ a! P2 I* T5 E" ~  p' Ehands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
& U, p, C) ^: W" }& l/ X/ z) Kback to sleep.
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  K) e4 ^1 h6 U, }5 v9 LThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
! c8 z6 i: M, l& Y' mwakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
5 J/ ?8 R* l/ I( vcomes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

' T8 P7 S" A# q" b& _- PLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

9 s9 ?0 }; L: y9 s) d/ t% N! h7 r>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
, Y/ ?) t* \5 m: V) S1 K>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

# z; t4 W( I+ W. C# E2 n! N>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
7 I1 }7 ~) x8 L# z, ?>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
1 Y5 x- K1 l1 ^* n  W2 T) B" Q>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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/ G+ D; e3 |3 \3 Z* S5 u: h. I>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
3 B3 q) b5 J( L, Q' M/ G>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
2 M8 X0 g5 j- N4 o5 @>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
8 D# \% p& S) B8 y* E) E1 b' [A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
& X, D0 D0 @8 S; N2 hlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
1 p6 t- i' ^7 A' Tthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
3 C" S: L0 v* [0 U. O“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
' J2 W$ L6 x# @; n% x& [9 c好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表



好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
/ {( s0 W# ?( Q0 b6 |$ F好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

. [8 ?4 A. Q6 ?真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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" p( u, {: U* y" f真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

$ Q" O, D4 Z- f
/ c1 U$ [" J* i7 {全盘接受一下。

1 ^) s; C$ O8 o4 ~! b( p. b8 D; u8 T6 P真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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$ }8 Y7 J. j% A* C别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
# W5 Q9 @7 b" P7 t7 U加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

7 a8 G1 T% x$ \4 l; ?$ T真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

* A9 ^5 j9 a7 o" R( w# S她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
5 w: i9 E1 A9 N7 t1 k( s" j她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
, x- K+ F: H' D2 m- B" u紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

% ^: b0 a6 I7 Q" j+ o, X7 ^哈哈，你们在这开小会呢