Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
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the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
) ]2 X1 P! b" X: b( a! lask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
, o0 j+ _, ]! Gyou pay me only $5.

  a, M7 o" f$ _$ A  T) o You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
* [$ X) K6 R+ X* s# [% v* S. y5 othe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

2 D9 Q) g  _3 X# l* W# Q$ DThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
5 k  ]0 k9 a1 a) Z4 C  U! [the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
' ~% q5 |' L7 l, r% u8 Dpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
3 l7 T; c' r* Qthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
  ^/ A, {/ a  a! dof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
- ?$ F2 i+ R/ v$ |" J9 q+ W- Ahands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
* U, S9 R8 N: J; @3 c4 T0 R5 Gback to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
9 o2 X7 m8 J' M1 l- A( \wakes the newfie up and asks,

  |( |6 y/ q5 Q'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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8 |/ U0 w* p# G! l' dThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

1 t  L0 E3 J: w>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
2 N* ~  Y5 _5 o7 [>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
: a2 P3 X* ?* `4 h% }>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
6 ]$ R- A* y  O7 e0 X>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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! D; @# k$ H/ w>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
# M' A$ x) r3 w) P>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
4 \2 _# e, ]" U8 y: [$ m>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
5 t2 L. E1 A3 C5 U>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
0 Z9 m3 r; S# j4 y>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
) k4 L5 B& D2 K0 }long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
5 J8 z9 r# u3 O7 ?2 mthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

! I+ x& P$ m* F/ r; J" t6 Y好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
  C. {+ N( l! t5 r: Q/ }, \) i& ~: O2 G好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
4 `' V; f: |7 g, k. `8 F) O7 T“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
" V% k" ?/ j- Y: D0 p4 D3 d- ?( N0 a好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

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8 s: R( k; q$ c! G! T7 A2 n全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


% h' T4 k" r4 j+ a全盘接受一下。

1 e+ {' Q/ w/ t" z) q真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

2 Q+ Y! E9 B# w7 s( E* ?5 n$ s你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
3 E, U* A( k$ l8 |加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

4 _; g- e$ m$ I: w真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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' v5 D5 U  Q" [; E: b/ V大学教授哦，能不剥削？

1 _# U0 T  z( \" C0 D2 e! V她是大学教瘦？
$ Z5 \, R1 b& z1 f4 k$ C& _大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

# }- g/ Z5 k# q' d+ T9 ^说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
  A5 l9 @4 _2 ]* `! m+ ~- o3 U紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢