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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
; Z$ U9 w4 k: ?8 v, X: D3 T# Ilong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
1 v: E9 k# V$ \2 ?: S+ v0 Qthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
- `' x6 S% j- h4 lthe newfie would like to play a fun game. - c: f* C6 V2 |! A: [2 u+ i3 f
  
% Z% o% Z6 l1 }8 z The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so  [2 |1 L7 K! N/ \$ G$ O2 }
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
5 z* A" `9 b! c0 e+ L+ ?7 | lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I2 s6 n/ l. l0 O
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,6 H0 B7 f, n) T; E+ S3 f
you pay me only $5. 7 R& {" l8 d% x9 @# ^* K

2 k) r, v! f; D, d$ d6 \4 x2 Z3 v# [ You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
2 j* S4 m/ H1 u/ g; k will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his+ E. y: G- ?# i5 a8 \
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.: ]3 Q) |6 V2 `$ S4 [0 |
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with% N* F: |! `0 B6 k
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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6 l( O2 D9 J0 }2 CThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all* Q/ v3 l) D0 T, L7 N, a, [
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
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of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
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back to sleep.
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  p. n6 y7 l$ A, u4 H* aThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
/ D* Z8 U5 F& v0 @% hwakes the newfie up and asks, 5 F# P' i% k( y- O+ \

; W$ N  |. s2 q- n3 s- M; a" D2 j'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and& Q7 d- B9 C1 O$ T. ^
comes down with four?' # S' k6 b4 a. t8 y* v0 Y
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5% l' Z/ y- d3 t. i% {
and goes back to sleep.
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!4 L3 N1 @& \6 t% |
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

老杨团队 追求完美
>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the% I  W1 ~( B( y/ y/ |7 z( D  z
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two + B0 t* d) h. n  K
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
5 Y% n6 H8 Q: v" p! z>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the / l4 E+ {* a: T3 I
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
( R( l4 ?+ N  g6 K8 G) g! \3 V>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
) L) [; k9 E- k- ]>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a ) R$ j  R# z4 {5 t4 q! O7 ~
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
# h( q) c+ Y- v* r1 u. Z>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, 2 L+ h) V. I: g6 c& E; \4 t# i' Y
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three" y+ P$ V! h0 h3 H3 ~1 o8 c' c/ Q
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
5 X* M; k- k# ]" w# `; o9 k8 V$ }>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the 0 t$ p( L6 a6 l1 g
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 # f* |2 }6 y9 W
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a9 S9 a* G7 B7 T! v3 w
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb2 `4 E0 h- c$ _6 V0 z
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
, n$ t, ?# G! uthe newfie would l ...
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( ~5 w5 s0 D( v" b4 A好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
! |+ G! q2 W+ ~3 P/ r“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,2 b- l0 N! H2 t+ J
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 $ a8 v- T, A' Q8 ]7 c$ H
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

! g* v) P& R1 e真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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' q% n/ U$ M, d. u好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
, z1 U/ x0 T! H2 V6 d. S. {% {0 L8 W: V“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
9 a5 F* y. d) u* G8 L* H好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明,偶像啊
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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 ; X: ?8 I. R, _2 Y
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全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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( P8 n8 E2 M9 a8 A3 C: D) A真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
/ t3 q& A' I% L# o0 V1 m) _加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

  h2 ~2 A; {" Z4 [: V+ f* _3 Y多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学,偶像啊。
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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/ b. S7 d2 Z0 `/ r; m9 t大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?5 Q; R; W4 H! n3 c( v6 h  I- @7 S2 i
大学教胖还差不多
7 o9 E4 K& G( }她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 ( B: c( D0 R& _! R
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 . f1 @) x5 Z, h% S5 u4 }- h: h
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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