Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
0 r4 A) U+ R( I: j' u& B! C9 gthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
& e! w% k3 v' y# U+ j The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
! `# z0 c6 b/ R+ {4 Y6 m. c3 task you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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! X5 j, [% h" C' f You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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% x' I5 Q4 c8 o# X. A& A2 [ This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
! r0 F. ^' ^8 K+ R" i" dthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

( x; e+ v6 m. hThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
  N( ^" s' ^9 A0 Zlawyer.

$ m* M% c$ U% x- D) k. }6 S4 |Now, it's the newfie's turn.

0 U. }" X8 E: O4 O1 GHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
) u0 M% x2 F; Lthree legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
( m2 J5 M5 B1 p# }4 ]) y2 u# nthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
4 R+ Q4 B4 t- m$ S2 A; Q1 aof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
/ u; ^4 V, t# f0 n; b$ ihands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
4 F' y' W7 ^4 q+ ~6 {7 d$ Z5 Vback to sleep.

2 w. T) e0 I& k6 zThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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) w7 P! _/ q3 F. |  kLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
# H5 N8 r$ v% ^0 U>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
7 u6 R! |2 Y0 M: A8 w/ j>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
. ]% U: T! d/ P3 T7 P( Q>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

! M( x1 v. ], O8 s+ J>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
6 j/ P9 [( l! @>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
% r2 o2 Q( z. h>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
3 v4 |, V) M# T; N# x% C2 L>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
; o& ?$ \; t. `/ i; R>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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" q5 i4 I  X* M( i0 n* S9 S8 B% h>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
7 D! G" o) K9 t- Q>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
, ~8 U% I9 w" N+ x6 C1 QA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
5 H8 `% k3 b# m( l1 `0 ^. bthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
' c0 `$ u9 {7 x7 ^the newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
9 p4 }* \2 w7 [“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
" z. m+ P, t6 s9 w; ]* A) @好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
9 i$ w1 q- D! Y4 T+ _3 ]加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

6 i* U  I0 P+ M& J+ p! U真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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  c& M4 u9 P/ z( g* A* Q2 z好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
% \1 Z; y  A( r$ f“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
( j- @. z( m9 n( b, e6 L( B7 k( c好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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8 C: H: c5 N" v- V2 R2 g; _) G真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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8 U3 f2 p7 O( q别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表


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8 K1 \6 r0 \2 o4 o$ b别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
9 z; a% M' Z9 K7 C* m加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

$ n$ R% x7 m" q真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
. A0 x) t: K7 Q$ L: y% B% |她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
. Z( U8 ~2 e" s) M紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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7 {% J) F' K. c4 V4 S% q哈哈，你们在这开小会呢