Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
4 x# ?  c- c" a$ R( r" i  Tthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
5 n' ?& n8 f' nthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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- P) X/ U1 i/ Y; ^: b0 u) x, I The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
, J/ J& y( g1 D  e7 H# R lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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! x; S  E, Q1 [/ M+ k" O2 q You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

8 A, q6 w; x5 ]$ N7 @6 k! `: s$ zThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
/ r! j/ ~0 b# k+ rpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
! a2 `" T1 V! r0 B" Xlawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

7 Y5 D9 S& o0 r' R. [The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
- j  E3 t  s2 Q% [8 y6 ireferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
5 l& h$ Z4 o" j3 u" _( ~7 q3 l$ l6 [the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
$ E3 r5 O/ U  w( jof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
8 t% w0 j5 V# d0 V7 H' H# m; Shands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
+ ]+ U9 w: P+ @# k6 Q0 t' xback to sleep.

! M) q' a/ }' [8 r3 vThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
' u( w- z* q8 }; _; zwakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

) ~/ n$ v$ w! t* O4 S  y' x' i  xThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
0 @5 G& k- C/ U( i$ E/ Nand goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!
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' C4 W9 @  ~8 w, \- R6 rLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
/ y8 q' P! r9 i3 k, g2 {8 j>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
2 Q* g' z8 E  M3 P: g' [>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
) k' E2 \9 \/ E, g# Q* L5 x- i' k>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
: l' I4 j4 S, N3 t# S>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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) {1 S3 J$ o- c% p>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
9 ~! z" l3 d2 {$ V1 s1 e+ U% U>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
* j% R8 s& X( U( c5 q>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
" k7 ^2 D7 |3 l0 y: athat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
3 C; d/ L$ h3 A& G3 a“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

1 D" f" e% ^2 {6 ]6 O/ j真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表



$ g9 }* W5 H& N6 B好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
8 y/ q) Y. B' B“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

" Q, a* z+ Z+ ?: F  F1 ~全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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* ~1 @% h& e2 L( g, A! ]/ m& n全盘接受一下。

& g9 e/ E+ K' C# U( q3 T% e: r! f真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

) o6 Y9 m& c+ C5 E, T真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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; b/ K  e1 b3 M- |6 Q* U别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

  E+ ^+ i, K. D7 M* x' {6 F  n# I你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
* b' H5 p" Y  @3 ?4 i+ @6 }加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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# ~+ s- g! t# Y, Z大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
( y; I) Q( N- S大学教胖还差不多
9 @5 o' B$ A; p2 N/ T她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
9 q& j8 j5 [7 a& ]1 u4 ?2 u紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
- j3 s# l3 l9 }+ u紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢