Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
, j! @  t) w! T6 C- q1 f' R: T% F3 ^the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
8 t0 f( N# n# \5 y' C The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
" B/ d  `! \5 H( r0 H2 Y3 i he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
4 o' v  m2 [! ^% k5 O( lask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
' g' N' G" L8 S" I% Eyou pay me only $5.
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8 f! Z6 `$ t; k5 V# ^1 ]" ~ You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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6 Z$ U: B- L: a& YThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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4 z3 R) v8 |2 T- r7 WNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

5 W, O; v1 h0 \) `0 x. XThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
# m' Q8 b( j* T4 p, K" Dreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
. _& P% l5 K4 ?5 e5 E$ j6 @. sthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

$ \+ R! n! N" _( G, b1 w( s- j# cThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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+ x% s7 C" [/ w5 x) k: l# y5 ~>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
, ?( R2 g- ^$ }- D+ x) \>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
! n/ B& J' h# |* P>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
4 g* d* U1 v% R" {9 }>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
6 h/ _" I2 ~# S9 j9 HA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
/ Z) S2 s% h/ N! y1 G好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

: r. r( }3 P# ^( x! M真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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5 q, c+ `9 H% n  D# s0 d- \8 c6 E好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
' g% _$ {6 F* J5 D好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

4 N* b' }; ~5 X6 y" ~9 x% R真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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7 g  G$ k- i, ^8 O8 O! }3 y全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

& p) M1 E( z, M真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
9 F/ |. h0 R. `加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

. N7 `2 o5 t( q5 S8 Q; Z/ x大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
" R! [' I. t1 ~: b1 J大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

) t9 ~* B' x( V# U& B哈哈，你们在这开小会呢