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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a* ~+ u( ?/ F# S) B* o1 G& P! D
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
0 r4 A) U+ R( I: j' u& B! C9 gthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if6 B- Z, s- E( {- l7 ?/ E
the newfie would like to play a fun game. ) I# f8 ], R/ b2 l. E$ C
  
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he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The5 N+ s: \1 ?0 c2 n- ?
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
! `# z0 c6 b/ R+ {4 Y6 m. c3 task you a question, and if you don't know the answer,( S7 {. I3 _2 C- w. Z
you pay me only $5.
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! X5 j, [% h" C' f You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I' D, Y; ?7 @3 _
will pay you $500.
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% x' I5 Q4 c8 o# X. A& A2 [ This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's% T, _% c( F+ o4 h6 b4 b- c
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' ; Z. a( x: G5 s2 C+ Y& G

( x; e+ v6 m. hThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his" }* }" S1 H4 Z- m7 ?
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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$ m* M% c$ U% x- D) k. }6 S4 |Now, it's the newfie's turn.- P" c6 M( t" h# W. M) ~( b& c; K

0 U. }" X8 E: O4 O1 GHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
) u0 M% x2 F; Lthree legs, and comes down with four?' , H, Z$ W7 T/ G, A- m# H$ l
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all6 Y' R2 ]7 I- h
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
( m2 J5 M5 B1 p# }4 ]) y2 u# nthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
4 R+ Q4 B4 t- m$ S2 A; Q1 aof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
/ u; ^4 V, t# f0 n; b$ ihands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
4 F' y' W7 ^4 q+ ~6 {7 d$ Z5 Vback to sleep. 4 G$ p; I) V/ K; P' n5 @3 j

2 w. T) e0 I& k6 zThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He2 s; `7 z5 r# T" @$ X
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and9 Y4 Q2 f# C! l2 k
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $55 X! n. U  A, _6 }# ~9 h
and goes back to sleep.
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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) w7 P! _/ q3 F. |  kLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the, }$ f  U2 [% R) b, l
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two 2 d) M/ m; x3 j2 ?) q1 ?6 N+ t1 ?+ C
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
# H5 N8 r$ v% ^0 U>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
7 u6 R! |2 Y0 M: A8 w/ j>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
. ]% U: T! d/ P3 T7 P( Q>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct( K2 |7 C8 d0 w0 x# V  u

! M( x1 v. ], O8 s+ J>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
6 j/ P9 [( l! @>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
% r2 o2 Q( z. h>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
3 v4 |, V) M# T; N# x% C2 L>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
; o& ?$ \; t. `/ i; R>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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" q5 i4 I  X* M( i0 n* S9 S8 B% h>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's 5 T8 W7 W+ W# S7 C# M2 D+ X
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the 5 g; D8 i# E- |# u# g
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
7 D! G" o) K9 t- Q>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
, ~8 U% I9 w" N+ x6 C1 QA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a. ~* g, A, L/ J
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
5 H8 `% k3 b# m( l1 `0 ^. bthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
' c0 `$ u9 {7 x7 ^the newfie would l ...
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
9 p4 }* \2 w7 [“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
" z. m+ P, t6 s9 w; ]* A) @好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
9 i$ w1 q- D! Y4 T+ _3 ]加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

6 i* U  I0 P+ M& J+ p! U真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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  c& M4 u9 P/ z( g* A* Q2 z好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
% \1 Z; y  A( r$ f“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
( j- @. z( m9 n( b, e6 L( B7 k( c好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明,偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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8 C: H: c5 N" v- V2 R2 g; _) G真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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8 U3 f2 p7 O( q别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 % n3 D( Y! Z* v6 X. [3 l( F
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
9 z; a% M' Z9 K7 C* m加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 8 I6 O' P; G- g7 H+ \* r; T

$ n$ R% x7 m" q真博学,偶像啊。
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 $ e0 k7 K# b0 d
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?1 H) T+ p  `2 L& d! E* N- C! d$ r
大学教胖还差不多
. A0 x) t: K7 Q$ L: y% B% |她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 * X! H  S( J* U! f3 Y% ~
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
. Z( U8 ~2 e" s) M紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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7 {% J) F' K. c4 V4 S% q哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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