Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
$ o5 ~$ }5 ^! [9 f* g  flong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
( i: h1 Q7 B3 g) ]. Dthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
  r* Z! E; ?: O/ i The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
- h9 I5 Q. j5 Y$ _6 } lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
8 @% i% Z7 \- _! I+ i, H3 F will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
3 A1 N1 w: @* j- |/ X2 Nthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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% d) e- N* r% `% p; j! FThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
; s) i& ~. ~2 k# A# \2 O4 G1 Sthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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' o% b$ Q' h3 N$ y8 eThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
. ^* ~3 ^4 r! F& E1 opocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
- [; S7 w, `# H4 X$ |/ j5 t* ulawyer.

8 F$ ^% k7 b8 z1 E2 W1 `. iNow, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

3 y: }6 K5 c' k& n  z# k, JThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
6 a9 L: c  }. M( `* v7 f4 nthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
8 G2 y& m/ \' z6 ]hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
+ q5 G) b0 ]8 _7 tback to sleep.

2 s, s! w# ?' o0 E' L6 ]1 P4 VThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
. t' \* Q+ x" t( z! K: T: L/ e% ?9 Nwakes the newfie up and asks,

" Q& s: K' T4 h* Y0 R1 H# p/ L2 e'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
- l+ K4 y5 R  o% ~$ S0 y* f: W5 acomes down with four?'

% X9 @: f" N$ R: n' e. I8 LThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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. K5 q  V' n4 l- X& R( f>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
8 w5 M  K2 N9 R& A  g; U>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
: K0 }- r4 \5 I# \>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
) ]0 U5 K; Y% I0 r3 H) x" S>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
: J8 x3 ~) N$ _) g! D9 {>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
! `: |6 d& o, F, S7 z* {. ]>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

! g2 H3 f: L2 i( z>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
# `- T  [: q$ R7 T( f>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜

Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
  S8 L% W: g! ]2 E: p0 Ilong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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( l) ^* ^  _; F好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

3 m. V- K% T* n真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

: k/ W7 i  _; A! i真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

+ ]3 x$ V0 T' a( i真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

; ^, r8 r; n7 }/ V; T; B7 x别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表


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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
6 T' q& I6 A7 b( m- p  v加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

3 K* E( G8 o$ _& q  D' J# w, i多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

/ E1 i$ z9 l  q5 f6 t' E, j真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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2 F" c8 E, a' p$ o/ D大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
, S0 ~) ~+ D2 B9 A8 I大学教胖还差不多
5 F3 f0 |" L! x她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

3 j/ o0 Q: P4 Y* ]9 w/ w说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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! A8 L1 J; V& m' W- j哈哈，你们在这开小会呢