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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a6 @* ~/ }9 i  q2 n  `
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb$ Y) G4 h0 a1 j6 F0 G$ X
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if( F! x4 S8 q# a# F8 x7 w, i
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so+ l0 t  x; i7 ?; U5 _4 m0 r4 C) }* `
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
) Y% v4 c/ ~* ?& B8 E+ Y lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I/ F# l; R6 I9 k! K0 K
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
4 V- y3 C* i+ m( t; s( H$ C  R2 K) Uyou pay me only $5. 0 I2 M% H0 u1 I
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I0 ~. V% v# K7 a2 O+ q7 ~5 B0 d
will pay you $500.
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" M4 [# L4 d+ e This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
0 T+ b- U' p- }0 l( |' Ithe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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, S3 G9 ~& x0 J7 x7 o, h. RThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's, _3 p, M4 f2 z7 M4 y
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
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lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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' t$ h8 B' x; B" hHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with* H: K, U8 E6 B# k/ G( z
three legs, and comes down with four?' 6 A6 y4 ?9 D  y2 n$ R8 a* @, ]
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
" ]7 i8 r$ y: N* c4 t3 p) C- Xreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
9 L5 q5 \2 d1 L# l  ~the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour. t) j. `* V' n# U
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
, f, v' n1 u3 G! qhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He5 Y% F5 ]! X, u. w! X2 T
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and+ L) c: O: f2 F. ]0 b( ~, |' I
comes down with four?' / V- w( h' g, _9 A

7 @& c7 c  s( R5 i: b. k, o: FThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $50 M. v, {% @. d6 o
and goes back to sleep.
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!+ W5 J& a' f" o7 J. X* z5 S. d
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

老杨团队 追求完美
>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
# c. Z  k# i! T+ L3 T- O8 _: n>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
/ [  z% O' o$ r>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the $ a7 k( V( c# y% [. l# z8 V' v* `
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
1 Q, `1 G" c! e: [, U& H>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
& w/ M5 a0 p! L: R2 C>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a 2 _  o+ {8 g, C7 S4 ~
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more : X4 Q+ N, b/ y2 H& _% {  X: V
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
$ x# x' {/ r! ^0 P>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
* P+ a0 T2 I' I0 ]& Q: W+ _; ^>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the ) P9 N- `8 W8 B  Z2 n) d
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
2 x) u& X7 @; R, M3 JA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a: l$ j9 @$ T5 o  W
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
; @  t5 W/ x, G8 ^3 @that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
$ l* N0 d8 N# N- J% h. Fthe newfie would l ...
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
+ l/ s- \( e/ h$ `+ G2 d% J" {8 {$ V“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
, x( [9 ~) j0 ~  z1 Q- M好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
+ D( Y1 v4 w& E. H, V& j加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

" `  [7 r- k, T* F4 `5 C真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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8 U0 {4 I6 g7 U, ~+ {& P( B9 w好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:& J9 q9 f5 v2 _- U! l* E
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
8 w8 v6 h2 ^- V0 d. O好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 " j2 {2 ^2 \$ ~/ I3 t# Z

. U2 S* x, G/ f真聪明,偶像啊

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4 }# U. b! K7 m% @$ f全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 9 c2 s1 `2 n  I& d# }1 i, p; d: L
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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+ `: C' d8 }9 p% H! Z. d/ O别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 $ H* Q( C+ U! `7 k

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( b8 B7 y6 [6 O# o% C( f* M* e别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
0 M7 ~) U/ G. y0 f/ z加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学,偶像啊。

: T, z0 g' y5 M" E大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?

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大学教胖还差不多 9 |8 m- P+ m8 |& S9 l! l/ b
她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
, c' {  I( o7 Y% @8 I$ g紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

1 W2 v( G' B4 l, }. j4 G$ Y/ E% F说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 2 E0 V4 P' v. k
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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( ?0 B7 _! _- M, F哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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