Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
+ Q, J6 S: m/ ~6 v, C' Z; Tlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
$ o( N2 x  C7 pthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
3 i" U6 f  L" n$ L7 J; ^5 s( vthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
6 |$ D% J( N2 @  x9 R' t The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
4 i, S+ X" N$ }2 u he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
/ G& D9 D# u1 Pyou pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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/ k' W) g6 R. |- Q7 [4 c' q1 U, m This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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0 @7 _4 y  ?7 {% xThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
- u8 x5 t2 [0 S9 E, h3 Zpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
9 l' c4 M/ N3 V8 f  {9 ereferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
9 ~  ]# F) |( s, h% W3 ~9 y2 mwakes the newfie up and asks,

8 O9 V. d0 E# U'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
) D* \4 P) Y: F0 T! scomes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!
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- A( Z; L4 {0 t4 {" TLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

" H' i( A) E  V/ n>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
# ^0 K- I0 ~% n% a>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
% }' e' B8 C+ x2 U! T- K3 ^>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
2 N% q/ ~) ?* j; f. y>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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4 A8 [+ M4 N% u; q: {# Y/ I>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
8 z6 q9 v0 M% Y' k3 K/ L>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
3 g1 [9 i8 t  y5 m) j, n>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

+ ^# d* w5 F  n; F1 |' i>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
( u5 ~$ Y1 }% d: G% W) C2 r9 e>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
3 ~7 L- O# t) y& o7 r+ K' L- y>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
$ B) `' `" B* ^1 G! H& ~  N# FA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
+ c" P& K: n5 F  D4 ]. F* a7 Llong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
$ `1 b, P! y- _that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
( O7 U$ }% V/ T  I6 ~1 F  o; Bthe newfie would l ...

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2 y. k" W! o) L0 f1 L好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
0 |0 _% L+ y: N+ \" u& J8 }" `$ A  d好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
# ?- _1 m1 g5 q0 h; b$ [, d5 A. Q2 T* g加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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3 K/ w/ O7 }/ a- y" }好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

, L1 r( h' p* x真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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9 Y$ Z) Y( U( v, T9 X真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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! S* ?( z6 l+ g6 J6 u别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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" M  q4 ]" f9 s; x4 o# g别把我往坏路上领啊。

: q2 k0 g0 I7 v你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
/ }3 p- u2 R- x1 H加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

; W6 V8 r0 g6 A# l& F  x" u( ]. y, M* B多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
3 h, X0 ]9 t' e* t她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
9 k6 Q3 {" n3 v紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

; T# M9 N. E8 L6 x" J0 @) `说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢