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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a7 h& e- t: F& m" Q) R/ e
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb; B* O9 v  t/ E/ q6 f( b. `+ l
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
: j1 s& e  [" j! d5 L3 W: Ithe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so- `" }! V6 n( H% E
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The  h$ x) r* G; M5 @0 C' n( k$ U
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I) _) g2 K4 B* C& H; |
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,. L) C1 P, V0 y  Y3 ~! m
you pay me only $5. 5 j* d2 J: ~; C! R+ u0 d3 d! A
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I+ K0 t5 W* M, J0 y
will pay you $500. 8 W3 q# ?  K/ q; X
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his7 n4 g2 F' R; U% u: B( [
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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" C0 o7 o9 i6 k/ Z; N) aNow, it's the newfie's turn., I: M5 x  ?. v' `- I! d

. Z. s$ x/ U0 X2 VHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with' |7 N3 i$ y& Z4 s3 K8 g
three legs, and comes down with four?' 8 g, Z* \  b( {7 R# M

% P6 z) Z$ o7 L+ l1 `5 w, N( e+ zThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
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the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
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hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He& u, N1 \6 t& o, N% q. o
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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% @8 U  ^- a( [( Y6 F'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and$ U& x. F" J: [4 t
comes down with four?' ' M. f) T8 q1 l. ~  [& j7 v. r

" _( t& @9 O& {: a/ M. \( v* mThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two   a6 T5 L! G* q! Z  O/ q% S
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
7 l( F/ ?  n! t, g* d>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
1 a5 o/ I2 D: [! `* u3 {5 a>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, % ?7 z, r7 K9 h7 S
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct2 H, L  b. Y2 O) }, _; Z
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
3 F6 D! p% _, @9 @. M0 v: h- a5 R>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
' V( N) ^# S* }" n% |. k4 ]>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more . ?+ V9 V3 `: I+ c% l
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, 3 E) }$ N: T; @% x0 s/ X
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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5 M5 n( k7 T3 w. `$ R>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
, _7 |% b( K3 [. U>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
) J* M# T2 D$ x/ o; v+ I8 [>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand $ C- M' N4 V; k- d0 ]: _' C5 W7 p& H
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 8 e0 N: b4 P5 E2 x
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a. P% j7 o$ I) p5 ~
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb6 J) [1 e# ?: A5 t2 h9 t. e" k* V
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
$ l) p7 x6 S$ J“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,0 e" v# n" B' c/ J( z
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
% G  ]4 ?+ Z- F3 u/ ~+ L" q' o加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

4 u$ ?1 s2 @& l* \6 O真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:! T- J6 s& ^2 X$ F3 x$ N8 [9 m
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,) w+ \, l& J8 Q1 J$ f, p
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

( ~; ^$ g8 a& a4 {  _# a真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明,偶像啊
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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

/ Y* ~' F) \, _+ q真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

. M& D& ]+ Y3 v5 B. V! ?& ^+ u你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 * O! ]+ s* X! W
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

$ C' Z1 t3 |3 Q1 x/ }: u! \多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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她是大学教瘦?
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她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 4 i5 Y" L# |7 U. l
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

  _. K, n) Y1 b! z6 j; d( n说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
( Z+ {( ]/ ?  N! B9 @) k紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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