Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
6 H4 Q0 o. w% s2 Tlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
% d! _" f- }! l- T$ u& e! z lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
% ?# R- }" k4 `2 X9 B! g* Y8 n! Syou pay me only $5.

0 A  q- x$ A2 L' R You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
* G6 |- ~& u1 T) s  ? will pay you $500.
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5 w5 F9 Z7 j( K" f3 r# l+ p1 P This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
1 ?- T$ ~0 X1 Z0 Y5 |; ^" Ythe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
2 l2 G' t9 R9 N' z" g" I' s/ Klawyer.

" t5 F- g) R# q  UNow, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

% c) N2 o+ N; H6 j7 U) V1 U9 `8 @The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
- Z7 B6 ~, f3 H# xthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
& x: V/ L+ A* I- l& x/ L$ Tback to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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+ F- A  G3 ~& m5 E'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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0 k; ~' }/ L/ Q8 O( n2 C" O6 j. kThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!

# ]! r- ]. H  u/ x/ ZLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
4 A" l& k3 t* N1 k7 p5 @>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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# @7 H  T4 C/ a- u>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
+ Q0 p9 H2 z1 [>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
. e: N3 _7 M  R& x* z4 u4 t4 u' t>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
5 M8 F- h) m, D- E7 O# l>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
# F, e/ M( K6 q% q$ v>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
3 g6 L/ D: S. S$ `! oA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
0 k4 H4 |, i5 c# Rlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
4 f* _( R) v+ F( r/ P# P" {9 o' y$ Q/ B加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表



好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
, D3 y* }- j5 e/ U- n' o' X好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

8 e6 H3 K  Q$ L3 N真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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- O, N1 k( B3 r( C' k别把我往坏路上领啊。

: ^$ ?- Y5 n8 b8 U8 F2 a, u你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
9 J5 s9 l0 P" ?8 P# d6 [5 u4 N) W+ m加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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& S* k1 T$ J! @6 \" S真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

' i9 m8 B) z( R0 }# K6 h+ A她是大学教瘦？
9 d* Y* t  d; u( T' V大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

& N( v4 l" N! u5 @说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
  _, Y2 j1 @6 t- E6 g5 I0 N紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢