Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
8 H8 o& H; J: s. O+ Along flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
" w5 B/ w4 I9 D' N$ _: A0 c9 U& Lthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
2 F/ g7 F. L; qask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
' q, W9 P+ C* D! L7 ?6 athe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

* ?* C$ i  W% d" [  b! |& zThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
7 O, [/ U) [2 D# x1 [" nlawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
' B4 i) t, T! f+ Xthree legs, and comes down with four?'

3 f! T# N" `+ B4 E- [  uThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
% k# l+ S. e$ Y+ C  M3 Q/ vhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

! L* T: b9 C! s6 H4 \* o1 QThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
& K9 u0 e' Q/ z, }3 O  U1 Uwakes the newfie up and asks,

5 v! n9 I3 n- H  D$ D- r'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
* S* B; Y8 ]& g$ ]5 f' m' V; m* O. qcomes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
! z$ p6 C0 H3 l. J, d+ _# L9 ?and goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!

: t5 x3 o1 C3 O% a" n8 j% rLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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% G7 `! ?" p! t; H9 ]5 c$ `. g>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
) a2 H* Q# \, w* m>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
' v- m$ z; v' W>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
. X/ U% G' y" c, {% G6 C>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
/ f" W$ a' v$ E$ }5 V9 _>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
' M5 s2 d7 _  O! V. T
/ ~; T  ?* B9 U>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
% ^% _  M* _  G3 h) ^7 D>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
# i! G) ]3 t9 a' K. nlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
- m, J2 v/ T, u2 M7 i  tthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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8 {  c* o. }2 J$ q7 o好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
0 R& w; W2 F- T+ U“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
8 p: c' V2 Y& e6 e% g加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

, V0 Z1 F! C3 X; d! \真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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) `+ g" V: E$ G5 m; h. ?9 o! ~" p好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

1 F! \# h* j( I% u- C: G真聪明，偶像啊

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3 |# p$ O8 T$ v- l, O全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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0 T; W3 ?3 R2 x( d, {; L- H全盘接受一下。

; s/ N% A% S3 r9 u真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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  \/ U' h8 e) @" ?真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

  S$ F( z6 H0 \; ~! F4 E/ X7 b你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
. k& C+ M4 t# w: E加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

' x- L, V' R( a4 b多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

! [' `  S  Y+ o' Y6 Y2 L+ e大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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8 R/ G# _3 n* I  S2 N% F6 _大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
4 U5 S  y/ G9 A3 i% S! i2 U/ v- ~2 F紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

& w. r+ A1 y! ]* S4 j0 X$ ?说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
# O' R" Z& _; R, m: J) C$ q紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

2 C5 k$ E* `* I+ G哈哈，你们在这开小会呢