Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
9 o% y/ D( w8 c( j7 U7 _that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
) {; i4 M7 T8 E/ P5 dthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
% {' l5 t7 ^# k/ d9 } he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
- F8 h% e8 O0 g0 q lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
6 ~- }, t* U- [, s6 `9 ?ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
2 _1 x6 U6 G  Q( a# m will pay you $500.
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+ R6 \. Y* T6 q! ?! J" V This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
# ~# q4 e1 M! O9 @- Ythe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
2 x0 A$ Z+ w8 a% \6 x$ g- ?5 jthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
+ c# l2 \& L1 _! R3 v2 b" T8 k- Zpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
) z& X3 M! y9 M- `. s8 Tlawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
. X4 m9 t" @1 T% l7 V) P. W. T2 p. c9 gthree legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
" W, J  b. r  ^: G. Gthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
: {4 x8 y+ s) Q! Ahands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
" {+ F! O* U' g% D5 @2 owakes the newfie up and asks,

! C3 z2 A* q2 \2 W" @'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

/ w4 U' v% ?6 g. W2 \; {The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
! |5 \% L. j! f: vand goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

- A  J5 M# P) c% W4 \' {8 RLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
1 c# c  X/ b& Y5 S1 G>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
5 `4 _7 `) a0 u* P# Z>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
# a! b; ?5 `( z; ~( B7 J6 h& C>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
8 y- N. Y0 a4 q/ D>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
% Y2 t  g4 D4 c>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
: v% H% K8 D0 V- |& @! P8 i6 u& H>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
5 F( I9 ~) N9 u>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜

Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
4 Y1 `" t& w  KA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
' t$ D/ V/ I2 |$ d8 e) ]& _the newfie would l ...

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$ T- @+ c: i& H' C* O好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
& n* n# B# }: F! V4 y& L# E“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
4 s. C- T) Y8 P( L* V8 ?" k加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

) E. e! ]4 {* ]真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
$ v0 z0 S0 u3 ?% r2 ?5 e2 ?好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

' n% E$ w% T4 D( I5 G! b真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

0 X! T: a: B0 y* j: y4 _7 z真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

8 N" e# u) o- u! E8 k% ?真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

  D- M0 a0 [* d' K+ h8 k真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表



别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

* R9 a1 G" P; |! b8 c. Z大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

: r# D) X/ Q4 G2 s" j大学教授哦，能不剥削？

& H/ |/ [4 R$ T4 |她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
9 R& b! q3 ]" L! S紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢