Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
0 c2 |5 s! y1 ]- Blong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
& b8 v5 }) E! A; uyou pay me only $5.

% l7 c5 S! J, C# S: I) m. D You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

7 I# E4 V- T; }% a0 r9 C This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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+ ~% {# ~' ^7 g; ?The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
/ \7 e6 J  Q1 W. Bthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
: v/ h& u$ F7 k, t3 }pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
5 u, Z1 T( }( E! l6 m( A+ tlawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
% m7 ~- U% O# ythree legs, and comes down with four?'
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% [7 y- O+ J! u- |8 a* Y, vThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
) v6 k8 w* D2 k$ creferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
( }$ u! F4 h* W1 q( tthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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  D% z1 d5 ~/ \% a" R1 Y/ U% WThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
: o7 J- {% T. T* k% }>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
  }+ r' L' \3 {, M. c: U7 ~8 C" k>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
3 m- b1 y( U  [, K, q" [4 V>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

" i5 J3 g4 l9 S; x( f5 O>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
4 c7 N; B) P: d& E, U>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
* q: [8 K/ I1 y# Q# Y>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
' Z& }* h( w+ v0 l9 u8 G>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
2 }0 R! e* x4 T>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
: \+ d$ h3 H! b% m" ?>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
) G4 N  P9 D( i# l4 Y, h5 h/ q+ glong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
! a% a. h" ]' H5 ]% G. `the newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
# a0 _1 u7 D( q+ v$ l加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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/ {& I4 h: Y/ H; w4 G好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

3 Q9 }4 D% X4 P真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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9 N/ A' ]2 N$ f+ T全盘接受一下。

; ~2 E; d, n) H2 E' h- k, k! y) o8 F3 t真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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2 V% P" _+ h9 X2 `" H" b- k别把我往坏路上领啊。

$ j) x7 {' S  F你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
# l: \# v$ G8 P/ C+ O加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

: S# v$ G- A9 T- A多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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6 n/ Q; P% ~  v  }真博学，偶像啊。

. [: S# l% c- n. x, o/ p1 `大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

- b3 o2 `. @& q- `8 v+ l$ N她是大学教瘦？
! B1 B+ U9 p/ W# J: ]大学教胖还差不多
/ o# v+ }  K! Z' z她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
* E$ [! m" o1 N# b紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

0 V1 r3 i& K' }4 G. z5 V说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
3 B& H! G! O- u% w5 B7 A* B- q- }紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

  C  f& u7 X2 L8 e7 l4 u% B5 ~哈哈，你们在这开小会呢