Newfie Joke

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-10-31 10:58

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if& e  s% x3 G$ o2 M* W4 {
the newfie would like to play a fun game. ! Y! }# z$ N4 g, k6 J
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so; y! F0 `2 o3 S3 W# o0 c# S$ r3 a
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
3 {" Y5 a$ q$ y$ A7 I5 W lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
7 B7 L' N5 v* Q8 r; p/ Fask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
/ M! l% f" |; L& S- o  R& Wyou pay me only $5. : w% J! }1 B" C+ |  K
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I) }0 g! [, s7 Q) V
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep6 _9 D, j3 D5 ~+ b, s7 E# |
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. " i8 g6 j+ s$ ^+ k
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
3 ~9 Q$ M" x9 G3 mthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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% J" H1 L$ r3 mThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his' C% [0 x% U, K: }; n+ a* F) h
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the* Y% K+ |9 `" f/ g
lawyer.
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. t) z- w2 @9 O. F( iNow, it's the newfie's turn.  Z$ }, E, Q7 [: i. z- v; ^/ ~

" H$ z& I3 e! n- X( aHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
7 z2 j" I2 A  r' X1 @three legs, and comes down with four?' $ @( `" o- Y# ^( F8 m1 f9 f" s2 P
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all8 _& }: A3 o" K" A$ Z
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
; b  Z0 N  e0 k) i. }! Gthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
  T! \. f7 Z' x1 @, Oof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
6 K9 Z$ j; c5 Y6 ~" \; ]2 uhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
6 p, f3 Z9 V6 m4 E* iback to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He- b( E  B2 A7 k' K
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and# u& P4 u! B  j" f
comes down with four?'
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0 c6 Q2 R% p# t% L( g/ Q1 J" T" Z" GThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao · 发表于 2008-10-31 13:41

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou · 发表于 2008-10-31 20:17

so nice

瓦窑 · 发表于 2008-11-2 08:50

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜 · 发表于 2008-11-13 16:33

Great

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-17 21:36

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:33

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:38

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 5 T2 J+ @( m: ~$ e6 j
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if- \8 Y$ w' F+ i, q
the newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 5 ~4 L# I4 J9 G( Z6 r
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 & U, d) U' x) P2 I; A$ @' L! F4 u4 ]
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：, X7 k* a' p' n! o# ~( e
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，! H9 B0 \2 N- K
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 12:33

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 / D2 ]6 T/ f& h" Y) e) `1 P& R) A

, S$ f+ X- E( Q7 e$ l% P3 m真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 13:38

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 ( L3 A; l) _. L2 i
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1 A: ?* H) f" Z& ]全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:17

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:25

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 % u8 x. C H* J

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
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多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:57

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 5 v2 M9 W2 i$ _# {* ]: \( w& c0 }
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 11:21

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多

她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是

）

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-21 12:41

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 13:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 + r0 e% Y- T/ ]! @, N
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听

，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 * \. E6 ~4 V2 e9 e
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢

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