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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
& T+ @# e+ D% k: Ulong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
, S; |8 |. K. O- \, ]5 ~that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if/ k8 A1 e7 L! [
the newfie would like to play a fun game. 0 g/ L* l( t* t, a. N
  
# b, i% T! u2 `$ }. M1 c0 w2 d, ^ The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so. [* ?# E" F$ I, Q6 \3 q9 p
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
& M7 e( H' k& u% e3 M9 B, J lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I6 L  [( w' A# G3 T  m0 [! ?
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,- j) H1 t. ~, q) W' ]! w, v
you pay me only $5. 7 Y+ f/ y& x) F' O# B1 m  P

* s% R0 |/ p5 M+ Y" R1 p You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep3 f% e& O6 h! l  b
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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; I1 n3 I8 D! gThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his# ]! `& |2 l( c' \; Y# Y
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the, H. w$ [' j9 }: S! q3 s
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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1 ^. F4 v' J5 d1 ?3 F" eHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
3 D7 b7 w5 D8 S: |2 @4 \- i- Ithree legs, and comes down with four?'
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+ i# x& _8 r$ `8 w; T2 GThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all, g+ G' W, g/ w; c/ r" }+ M& Y
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
% b; v9 V- p3 B  r& Mthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour# ]% m: F# Q$ l6 t6 L8 ]! x* V8 t
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and* m# M! P( A) W2 j! t7 a8 A
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right' {" A& S) L1 U" _1 s
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
1 _" P1 P2 u* [wakes the newfie up and asks, . z1 y6 q2 U8 P. r. I* h

- C; O/ m$ A6 u$ k'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
% |: X' ~6 T  |. w/ E) Dcomes down with four?' - L) g4 [' Z, b" ?$ V& P

8 v& t2 R/ s4 T8 Q4 iThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $54 c" g' b+ b2 [4 u& C- Z7 \
and goes back to sleep.
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the$ ]  H* s; `& e

" V, O4 ]& s; ]' n>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two ( \, A; C- @0 k) L1 M* f' z
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
+ D5 M; y$ t$ R: c/ f- a' A$ ^% ~>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
  M' p' y% c3 X  Y9 \) j* L>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
. ~$ h( A) e3 ~& `( _; B- z$ k>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research ' {4 G/ H' D0 Z) v5 {! i$ L
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a # o% {/ K3 c# ]- B% s8 l* _9 X- Y
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
) W  P1 L/ Y$ p: h. N# W* |>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
) Z( v7 S6 K5 \0 J9 j, m& \>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's 3 [# _. u. \( f0 P; \7 L( _/ j
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
$ s# X6 U6 I) L, B8 Y>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand / s: a" v0 F6 Z! U7 t; {) L* L
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 8 a; k% ?: {  }# t
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a- h$ K0 H+ a( P
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
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! Z) h0 Q* @7 `" gthe newfie would l ...

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6 F# ~4 t. k4 o7 x; m好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:  t7 D: ]8 @4 h5 t  I
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
7 }$ ~! Q) J+ C; t2 p好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 * [! f( _. ]% P9 u' h/ m4 |# v: T
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表   }# q' j) t' g4 V2 e0 c) |
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
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$ R5 Y: Z: F( A4 f1 x. M好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 % L) U/ _; g' K' D  v
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真聪明,偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 & t% N/ W% E. w$ y2 Y, I* G4 B8 x/ I

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全盘接受一下。

3 {- B( g6 n3 f( w; K. D" X( G真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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3 n7 r& g' w: X, y  v( m别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 # l8 I, L5 T- W; H$ U; ]; a
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表   I9 @; u6 Q! n0 o: ]/ @
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 , ~4 y& Q$ Q9 a, n9 }  _

2 q! ^- X4 j5 {真博学,偶像啊。

6 C6 l9 M! `+ c# l8 g2 u大学教授哦,能不剥削?
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 % h; D+ g6 j1 [. C' @; K, G% J. c

+ [- a" ]  r4 D' S/ F1 ]大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?6 E/ r' N% R6 g, h. \" Z
大学教胖还差不多 ) H8 U4 v2 O; U5 G" z( @
她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 + D8 J9 k, A9 {" C+ Q
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 + o2 X5 U2 o/ R4 ~7 }
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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