Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
0 @. {) a/ @. s; I9 v6 f, ithe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
$ Q& v$ \! H- I9 S6 J1 Z0 d he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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( o& g! R/ Z7 k+ \, l- [/ H You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
1 ]8 c: q/ J9 jpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
# Y# x7 ~4 g& ]three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
  L1 _" r; b4 ?; x- r. Kreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
" T" f& g( u  ~hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
  g9 s/ G) k) k1 [: Oback to sleep.

! E( [! @( T4 ^, }5 }/ @+ QThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
- R) y5 f( E/ z" J* q9 @' {! ^wakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

& v0 p. Z3 _* nThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

& T! x5 n. m% h7 y7 a>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
8 v7 ~0 |& n: @& |5 g7 U  X3 k>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
  `1 `7 \  D5 ?* ~>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

* N! {; p( B1 o7 }4 j6 [4 v>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
# h% o, W9 p5 q8 c0 |9 h>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
1 R3 y& f, q) M. d- _>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

( T* F9 C5 G: R# H>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
9 C% X- x- f2 ]1 }4 b>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
" |: K! P5 q" Y$ y! @& B$ D' @+ F) u* }A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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( e+ E% ]- b2 `/ \0 V好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
+ _. ~4 i9 ^, O+ b7 A8 |  W) V“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
9 m" T% l' Z# d+ h好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表


2 [3 L3 l7 K6 r4 c) O- f+ [! `
: t8 a' w% E( J  g' D好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

  P0 X/ [, u7 x' E2 R: I9 c" m真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

4 S/ D4 [! i( a9 L6 a: g# l3 G全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

8 h2 I. f& w8 |- d3 ~6 ]4 K3 V) a
0 I. W  z$ a' ?- R( a$ p" x全盘接受一下。

2 W- T, J2 ^3 M, x  e真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表



别把我往坏路上领啊。

) f7 t6 t, [6 T% V! |9 z: ^4 x& w你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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+ l4 G* w) N! J# O3 R" L, ~0 F大学教授哦，能不剥削？

2 W; a. v0 Z, u8 I0 ]+ _: f! a她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
7 V$ f6 }6 Y$ u1 m7 U0 `, _她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

; A+ a; P: y: [8 x4 O7 [3 a: x说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
* }' A6 M! D+ `0 Q$ q$ u/ L紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

1 |) g% @0 j) P/ ]/ X6 O$ N0 f哈哈，你们在这开小会呢