Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
$ G1 X4 V  e, kthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
$ q- v4 w) f  S; ~" K4 Z0 Y4 task you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
5 P6 t- b8 M6 B7 j3 e7 [) dyou pay me only $5.

* i* s6 L, L9 K$ Q You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
5 k* P& \! T$ J% J( O$ m9 ~2 |the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
7 J1 a& c, m4 Q( c9 ?6 Uthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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; C% F( J# ^; L- L* d, }  dThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
. ~" d8 V3 W( ~0 G- N0 }pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
+ p2 c- A7 s8 n9 Y1 C' g2 W- `lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
' r- }* `5 u3 B9 a9 C- e9 ^4 ]three legs, and comes down with four?'
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! N  `$ j! A$ K* b0 bThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
0 t, j. k5 c/ o6 s& U3 lreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
% k1 a% `# e5 h; ]: `/ `the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
0 C$ u) w9 P9 F! d- O9 h; Gof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
' t/ F6 K9 r9 j3 g9 J: ?' X3 x! N  {hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
4 f# o, p4 n$ X' t' |. ^* `back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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' T7 M8 M3 a3 e: G! v'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

! Q& d8 I; k9 I1 A; uThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
6 @! P6 {2 X* J. @( N4 fand goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!
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% Z4 r& \, w$ M, v3 K+ g3 lLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
# V8 ^# R* Q* u6 h" E+ P>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
/ _; z3 }% d: L; b>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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4 y9 W' _- k% q/ Q>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
  N8 B( ?8 F" W+ V9 d( \>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
! B! v: ^- t! A1 U>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜

Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
' L2 T$ |: D( h: [- [9 k1 n' q* L" \# xA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
7 d- I/ I0 G' z" F1 D  w" rlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
3 W" Q/ S; F; x( `& Z. i3 }that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
6 u8 ^  j6 `$ T8 k好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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9 Q4 k) B3 P# G+ H1 K4 L' W* u% C. y9 }好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
" S" c* @" Z" g( @“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
+ [! H1 c; I* Z) f' g- Z5 E好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

( \  L0 \+ ]; j% }9 |0 C' \) b真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

7 C0 ?( o) I# c, h( k1 U2 k真聪明，偶像啊

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0 i& P& t% d2 N1 @6 S全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

0 r# y$ L+ i1 ]$ n7 V真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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" a7 l9 N* ]9 c6 t: ?真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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6 F2 d! Y- z/ F" J  }$ W) S别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表


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6 c: A, @% C- l: a; u. k* L别把我往坏路上领啊。

- I/ s- |; e8 F$ I3 ~- D你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
3 U( P6 x' Y& U' I加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

! f: i! T  X* i- @$ U& ]% u多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

9 B' o1 S0 ?7 B; x/ b7 n  d她是大学教瘦？
4 H. U6 u6 ~1 C, f% o" O! M大学教胖还差不多
" X5 |7 K4 E) Q" c+ D她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
5 ]5 O, U& T3 \0 G+ U( i3 p紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

$ N! ]+ R( _! E4 C3 ?6 p/ g说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢