Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
" w3 m( g& a3 e  ~2 | The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
, {& z& T9 [& V2 x/ a8 R lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
4 g8 i5 W. m9 T7 U7 c1 @, W4 s$ Nyou pay me only $5.

+ w% k% V# L$ s3 d, ?3 B You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
7 r8 \. p; m+ ?$ L; N2 N6 W will pay you $500.

8 W2 Z8 f2 Z! H. k# |7 G This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
. f7 C2 d, w2 W0 t2 Vthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
* P- L# {% p/ b& uthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
% `9 x1 ?5 u7 x3 kpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
- E& {* b5 _5 w% @: N5 e. Ulawyer.

+ a! ?) G4 a" N1 o7 uNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
/ W6 C' ~; _/ a$ P& x7 J! P9 cthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
7 Q. B; R* A" k/ I. Q' e: Ythe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
. K! o2 k& [$ sof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
& E* m8 q' ?* k( ghands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
# n) _9 B0 D$ q7 i' Q" X: s* Mback to sleep.

3 F& x3 N/ \1 ZThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

. {: g5 R7 i( c1 ?8 Y7 W'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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& g( ~- B. L4 g: B4 j; W4 [3 N5 ?The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

9 l' p- T/ ?8 a! x" _% ~; D>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
) g! _* P- z, D" V: b>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
& b* {  c9 s7 j4 s>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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/ m2 L$ t: s: u$ f>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
) b1 [. q' `7 \# D8 U: q  ~# G>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
5 w1 p2 c  _6 `- f8 i>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
, I$ U: c% N) W7 X好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

& x: k& Y" }  V$ C8 @真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

4 j0 L5 o* O+ A9 Y: b  z7 M全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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9 s% P* X! i2 E( N' D, a2 s7 z全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

) q  l$ f  o5 D' b真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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  d/ |4 ~- j/ R8 E别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表



3 v% ^8 ~2 w+ w$ i  W: e别把我往坏路上领啊。

# ^* C2 S4 r! F/ _* f你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

2 D" a* U. h* d* z6 K多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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* A: I4 K8 C- k/ u! d+ w真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

* d6 @+ b  ~) j7 `1 f- u大学教授哦，能不剥削？

9 O2 a# J9 q$ n她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
1 T# V, U8 U- ~1 G# w$ e她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
& ]" s) r4 \4 I& P; G紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

& ^! N' |  o8 |说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

0 f' Z/ o1 c; e$ G3 G% X哈哈，你们在这开小会呢