Newfie Joke

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-10-31 10:58

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
, [* U  T9 v% u" k' z  q; blong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
2 M" f# u  R0 E' Athat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if) D2 r+ i& {% i8 Q2 \% u
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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( o$ X# M/ q7 b# g The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
5 y8 c9 h* ^" m& M) K+ V6 V8 y& X' S he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
5 i, d! t. s/ v% g( O lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
- n$ T, Q2 l1 @* bask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,. S$ a; g% D) _& s1 k
you pay me only $5.
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7 J8 Q0 @, [! U* Y You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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* {. M. ?3 C0 H8 C' u2 Y8 I This catches the newfie's attention and to keep! I. p8 C, v3 d( Q/ P& t( b
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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4 A- T/ G" k( W4 w% q4 lThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's: C0 U! l% B% v( o( ?1 L
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' 6 u' \% m  ]7 O7 p. g
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
& u5 G  a6 u  R3 epocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.+ o8 L6 h3 [8 N, H1 ^" Q. y4 r
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with- |5 T9 G1 I( `2 k, J0 m" d+ ^
three legs, and comes down with four?' ; q2 Z" t6 Y2 x4 J
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
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the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour5 T$ A- _2 G: q! ]9 S
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and& U: H- E4 l$ P  ~# k, G, E
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right  w$ K8 N" s6 Z0 R
back to sleep. * f- z: A( w0 Q5 D* M) E

: z8 M, |% v: P0 b* A/ m9 t* bThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
4 M7 P0 `$ M4 e$ Z1 qwakes the newfie up and asks,
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$ `  u7 k5 O9 }* B( q5 z: m7 ?'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
1 _7 M9 ]! J8 B, r; y) J8 ]comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao · 发表于 2008-10-31 13:41

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou · 发表于 2008-10-31 20:17

so nice

瓦窑 · 发表于 2008-11-2 08:50

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜 · 发表于 2008-11-13 16:33

Great

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-17 21:36

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:33

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:38

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 1 K5 V) `9 x# M  M) p4 }( Q4 z" @
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
2 {  P  ~5 U( j' N6 y& plong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb; i( k, W8 g! A: Q8 d
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
  r4 b) W: U1 b8 Lthe newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
' \" ]- J& c" w8 I加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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$ C( h' ~- ?, j4 Z+ [好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：& P% J/ W* H, P5 p U8 I
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，# W. x- F( _1 E' f, c
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 12:33

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 # h. I& i" `- v5 m# a% K# ]3 ]1 C
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真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 13:38

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 & x* N/ {+ R1 F

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3 Q9 q8 I8 o) T% F1 ?" ]; }全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:17

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 : z3 K$ _# D, a: O
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:25

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 2 L) c5 G [9 N- c$ k
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 1 ] c1 H1 H0 d: s5 K0 |1 ^$ Q
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:57

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 0 w5 }6 V C, i9 z9 U

9 {& m" p7 ~+ Z: f真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 11:21

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 - g7 ~& p: r e
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多

她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是

）

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-21 12:41

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 13:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 & N% l& }1 i! H! D/ d+ k6 p
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听

，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 8 O3 e q+ a& a& ]4 J
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢

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