Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
; g8 U5 Y% ~$ o4 c/ E7 {long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
; ^  W; r& z9 M) Qthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
( I6 X) p. x( s3 z" V. H  d+ lthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
# L1 d- h% R1 K4 L0 c; a The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
+ ?6 v0 P  Y, w: d7 z he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
/ I, |( I/ t& z: L$ Eask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
8 x- b' [) _9 Y) dyou pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
2 |( U+ U8 ?5 a3 x" ]  ~ will pay you $500.
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0 G8 A/ p  N8 g. b This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
0 H  n, b/ ?1 f+ K2 Kthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

3 a. @8 [& V* N$ u* \. {' t3 bThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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  [) f8 r* o4 j. y" S8 o( _The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
4 n" j! a; L/ Y- S& l4 Lpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
# Z7 q% J4 t6 slawyer.

/ Q8 R8 ]* N+ o) ]9 _3 A5 ^Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
% k& G2 J+ O! ^3 G/ D' Nreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
; k. u3 H/ L6 _( b4 ]hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
/ ?  r$ ?$ M8 J; Sback to sleep.
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2 z- P) F5 A% p8 k; s4 sThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
! ~/ q* O; e1 D) K: }: c: p6 f# ewakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
2 Z& R& Q' f) O! T5 gcomes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
' A% ]9 I' N; Q/ Land goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
# K( c$ M. p( J  j>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
: g8 z" A3 w  {4 ^>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
0 L' ^& V- X: r. z  @2 J! ?>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
: D' W* _; `' @) S. N9 H>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
" }# w1 T8 K) i% L' \. U3 h>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
0 j5 U' v) w; T5 B* g4 vA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
& H" ]$ J: x% k/ ^+ uthe newfie would l ...

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6 v% m6 e' d+ P! q2 d: |! U: B. e好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
6 _2 Y1 n, E$ k3 Q“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
( w/ x7 s2 n: u) @: q  t0 ^% z好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
' M6 G& N" S2 [% p: `7 F  b加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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9 P- P9 r4 s$ Z: n- T+ F好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
4 |, B0 ]7 v* i4 j" ^好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

' n! N) J1 S( ~全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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" |" N8 `$ j+ G$ W7 Y% ]真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

& l5 K; r0 b* D9 W6 @5 s9 O% P/ L别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

* V! s0 ~6 d5 \1 b% L! G& ^你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
4 x! l$ f/ A" d  s- H+ s' v加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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6 k9 v* z5 N. h' ^大学教授哦，能不剥削？

+ Y* n9 I4 i/ d6 V( I她是大学教瘦？
  Q) Q" p; J& g: s- d1 X% z大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
) U- ?4 X) e# |: D& }7 L紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

5 f/ {  O0 c  r6 e# F& W9 Z1 F8 Y4 M说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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' I3 C( h+ X7 D7 n9 u( v0 i哈哈，你们在这开小会呢