Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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1 b# V! i) S+ G, ^/ V The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
/ A5 q# L' ?" ~3 e1 p! xyou pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

8 d9 x3 P  p9 C3 f9 q# w$ j+ S' u This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

0 u" J7 a" [& k; J: f. r9 lThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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, ]: p: c, G5 y* X+ F2 RThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
) R4 A' ]& H. s6 Bpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
# M7 J3 h- z9 C  q9 D% slawyer.

& w" j4 @" B1 y1 m% Y) K' J" ONow, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
8 K- R5 o! B  q2 Othree legs, and comes down with four?'

3 _: T% s/ E7 X4 t+ s0 qThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
  _9 P9 y' C, C$ u2 ~/ Freferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
7 @; v5 A+ p( d" U7 ?4 m( W8 T* fof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
* |1 ^# o8 `* g+ K2 a/ K9 Lhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
( Y4 P% W2 T5 R6 H* n4 Mback to sleep.
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( u8 E! Y- Y9 X8 M/ DThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
0 t( A5 N$ e$ G2 R: `9 Fwakes the newfie up and asks,

! r" ^* R3 C+ e( f; K' V. t3 S'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
  \5 t- V/ y9 Y3 v4 f1 s# M3 ^comes down with four?'

+ A* D& }9 M# \  d( bThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!
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1 r1 K- H4 x3 U8 S0 X  |Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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% ?* L+ g" F' n>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
- h- k) ]$ Y: B>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
% _- F# n( q* W( Z>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
9 F# F( e/ D. v! A8 M>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
" l# U7 K5 _: p9 v>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
8 n* P' v8 t7 S% v4 [( D>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
+ P2 B7 n) P( F% U7 b>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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% u. \1 t3 Y0 @$ X: }6 Q>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
% Q3 l, u- o( j4 ?) [. V>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜

Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
  a, C7 A# C. `- FA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
* `% x- Z  a& M$ qthe newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
. J, u5 D; E" T( s加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

) F) K" }' _9 |/ A8 K真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表



! x2 S* a3 p  Q9 }3 r, H+ m0 Y& T好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

  ]3 a3 R) g* Z" o全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


8 g7 ^! V# m, _. u6 i. @全盘接受一下。

. ^5 G6 Y, ]9 n8 m" e; f) o真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

: z# ~% u  C5 J) s% \8 ~别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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: ?! j5 |$ A2 t别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
# ?) A+ X4 C4 C加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

! V: w  |: R; A多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

9 e: J/ B' c% |  C* U( f2 p大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
. D9 \  |" E! l) ?3 \她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

& N7 m; U. v9 Z9 |# i) \8 A说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
0 L9 d1 _- z8 i0 E4 T紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢