Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
5 {: h; U3 ^! [' I9 @long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
% E* X* e+ }/ o1 J) j9 ^that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
. T* n1 l. p( F8 uthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
; K+ y5 g2 B* f8 r  f3 _; x) p lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
! A3 x( N0 R. a. D6 L9 Yask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
) i& h7 ^% \" o$ c% E- l5 hyou pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
4 i# g6 m( e& A* ] will pay you $500.

2 O- u8 f9 T1 z' m0 ~ This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
* b/ k  r5 `! H9 A/ G6 pthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
4 I: G/ W% P& I1 T3 m( jthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

( [+ D. W' H7 Y) ?3 QThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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& [* U& p4 c/ u. r+ kHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
$ {0 p/ h0 v/ W2 m: W' dthree legs, and comes down with four?'

$ D$ Z7 L' [! }8 T# aThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
6 _/ f) |- ]( F+ M; h4 d8 X" A8 Sreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
7 o7 Q% ]5 K4 w0 N+ o7 z% }# @the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
3 l$ ^: M8 h8 {5 g* x* ohands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
9 D& i" v8 C! P. A$ v  d1 pwakes the newfie up and asks,
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- w7 E7 b, a4 _- ~; h# t'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
* k+ u0 t" M; @0 K6 u9 ycomes down with four?'
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+ q' k7 d  H! DThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!

, P# A: ?$ R4 B( z+ }Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
8 {6 `, p8 R& K>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

- c3 Q- s* Q; _2 ]3 ]>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
. o" Z2 f! `' A>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
& G( R# ~% k2 a/ P% U>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
5 J  ]+ F' c0 ]: H. i. g( ~* p>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
# Z( l' O/ R; G6 B. A+ p5 Qlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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5 X4 u- f) ?) {7 k# M( X/ s好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

4 f) |+ u- A0 M) ~) i: j真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
' q& {$ r1 F# j( R好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

2 y+ H7 r) p+ R1 q# m  l- w% \! d! t真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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全盘接受一下。

+ s/ c; G, c+ b- P: I" p- B( O. d真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表


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别把我往坏路上领啊。

+ G8 _8 C8 t9 O你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

; N+ y3 g; m* G* }多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

; _) k, \* s* F# m4 k她是大学教瘦？
4 y- O, A3 t& e$ u/ v( o- `; k# f大学教胖还差不多
. B5 o7 |: X) T8 W, Y' V, X$ _她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

/ \0 b* t6 r9 u- R6 I5 x说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
+ I; w# K1 N" \) a9 M" g( a( A紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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