Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
% l6 P" M9 v, i" u# ~5 qthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
! l# Q2 Y5 o) w+ L1 L; M& ^the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
/ n+ T+ y6 S, b, d lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

8 q% E3 l/ U0 K% Z5 z' H! ?) B& f You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
2 [4 }5 E7 r" |  Y% f4 V! w will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
( B# H/ ?: ]! t1 nthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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- }( n( c( J8 P) b5 U$ ?The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
3 `% ~5 }% C/ l" y! t. a7 rpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
$ E* q$ R1 y0 J6 ^: @' ^& dlawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
% i3 W- u) T; o/ e4 Q, bhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
6 C4 N) L8 J/ A, t0 _6 ^back to sleep.
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3 A" i+ b# E& IThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
4 w# r0 H2 f. F0 X3 i) ccomes down with four?'
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- R- p/ ]% o" l( w( d3 jThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

: d5 b; M# Y4 r( |>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
9 @# ]6 e* ?+ B5 {>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
1 o2 a* v* ^) ~1 C>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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* N" S# j6 }+ @2 o( }! J5 {8 J>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
6 [" M: R! K9 ^. V7 M) Q& P, s>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
) `$ r, Q" s2 x/ ]+ s4 S: _. W+ S>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

' y/ c0 J0 ^; b# D3 R8 K! y>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
! E' Q9 m2 e: D4 _>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
& g( T" u/ s4 X+ bthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
) _/ q7 R4 v; J  [" o# Zthe newfie would l ...

% F- q! f) k1 g5 ~好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
+ E4 [/ Y% h+ F# g& G7 l: W“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
& M$ b# L# Z, C加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表



好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

9 R7 m! U/ {/ M$ q# L) L/ q全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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/ L& U! X1 \$ D1 Y* h: N7 V全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

# H( A7 q8 Q6 O  k  k2 [真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

1 h) ]. ?5 l1 K( S9 S* j+ h6 R" m8 p你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
& j' }- _2 [% ]; ]9 w# L1 m% `加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

% K3 w" T: f- e, w  f( z多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

$ {, b4 K* B* S& H. N: d$ V) e大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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/ G8 X8 s9 c1 ^1 M) y  t大学教授哦，能不剥削？

$ T$ n! Z, j4 h她是大学教瘦？
# \7 U  Y4 S3 g5 C1 @大学教胖还差不多
* X: J& w1 V6 \: R4 @2 e她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
6 `$ [/ g2 G3 `1 G紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

6 f: S% q+ i; [. n, d9 h  |0 l" n说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
+ Z+ F4 X0 d* m, B* T  t紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢