Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
: S  F6 ^' e: P8 t* vlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
0 |' g4 I7 ]  S& ?, p. ethat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
: U3 w$ Q8 W3 f' Q The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
$ ~7 l0 f9 @& sask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
9 z# \4 f$ A: K& G- `( C- k% iyou pay me only $5.
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9 M6 g1 n2 o4 N9 b You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
2 \5 p6 N4 |' a- ]the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
: r4 o' o( @2 t8 b9 Q6 d) Apocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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( M: m, S; y8 c0 O- W% K) B3 i# WNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
/ M/ c3 J: j+ @% r2 \9 oreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
4 U! t+ u1 C: m1 a) F3 ythe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
. Z# W; S1 \( E2 t0 p0 aof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
& J/ h- F1 Y# Chands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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" j1 l. ]) f* C6 ?. F'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
7 {9 I2 y' K, O" ocomes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!

8 g& `; ^2 `" O! TLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

2 {& G. l! ?9 A4 e( c  ]>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
' T0 J! a% Q) Q>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

0 C# L) L/ R9 D$ X9 D* y" L>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
" n8 O, k0 E4 ?; o/ V1 C>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
) \$ [- N8 I% w# O>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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- {1 o% |. h) @$ g>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
) Z0 q2 Z3 M7 z( l3 I  \; SA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
' D! }( p; D8 dlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
. C6 Y! V7 G+ w( ?“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

) p# e( H! t- d% ~' r3 e真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表



3 A3 i3 O' S6 }( I+ ^好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
& Z, J" r: G6 U& g* U) m' _  @: N“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
+ [. A8 Z$ A; o* q好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

; S3 D( |1 Q+ k" y7 X真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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. v% j9 j9 X* x& {别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

) ~* Z/ w( V) m' }) T& [你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
, j! V. p: q4 h* l" ]! V3 N加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

; o9 P- w1 X2 w  L$ y& ~4 o真博学，偶像啊。

- }. Y8 Y/ X2 c4 C2 [% @大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
" k0 O* K6 x7 z; w她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
4 ]* U2 D0 s9 j# `6 f紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

% `4 G* c4 m! W- A3 w+ q9 \" q" F说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

4 m2 i1 S2 F3 d  G/ u3 b哈哈，你们在这开小会呢