Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
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the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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- N' D. n3 |$ Y' Z  L The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
" {8 M6 V! [, W) e he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

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* \! h, f; ^6 P: O7 othe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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5 q2 L6 a& E7 dThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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  i6 n8 L! U& S; G& MNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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) e( L1 D3 k/ nHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

* R0 n  ~+ n  P' P" a  `& AThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
) Z. M4 f) G: n# Q% hthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
9 s; N2 Z2 }- [4 F2 X# I, Jof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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4 ]5 q  U' w5 Q" U3 N7 L* q( ]The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
2 F) r' u" m8 i- z, h9 hwakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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( J) x+ r4 k7 }+ p4 N3 y) y5 L>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
! p! ^( A* M# {; _9 n, f' r>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
/ P4 s) B9 ^4 z6 a3 J5 J>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
7 {7 I! z5 v  J4 G* s>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
6 g+ s3 [( Z, K. `" y+ t2 a: Y>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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) D  M8 L- ?1 v# r2 D; P+ r- z>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
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the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
) Q2 I3 m# J* Y9 J, p# b5 F3 e4 p“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
$ S7 _( u8 @, B# }- N% u“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
" Z3 J" Y# q" x2 Z; R好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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' y9 ?6 U7 X5 O真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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: C& c3 i, O0 J全盘接受一下。

' Z/ S2 p" K; i* q% @" R7 Q" R真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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3 f7 j! c; B. c7 s真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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7 ^, A, e' l( W! |. }别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
+ K" s) S" o: D; {/ I加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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( u. ^0 P3 q! X! ]真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
  w$ Z" q9 l  H* V6 I$ Q大学教胖还差不多
- Z& S  b5 M) ?- U% A她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
. p* A3 e5 k* P2 W; T  F6 O4 B紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢