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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a! N  O2 P3 D6 R: i% Q; @
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
7 f2 @% K7 l. K! \. i6 ythat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
# O! R9 A" F3 y; t. Othe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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: H* k4 H. f0 h7 E The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
) |( ?! Z. @* x0 z  Y he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
8 R2 q" t9 F- V, c3 ]2 M: ? lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
) F8 o6 ?1 Z% u1 `3 N# O# Aask you a question, and if you don't know the answer," `6 R7 g9 \+ F
you pay me only $5.
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3 W+ q2 b  i5 g1 A. g You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I4 g: \6 {/ M% w- v9 ]
will pay you $500.
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  D# p1 Y. M7 v% G) m This catches the newfie's attention and to keep+ ?: j8 X& d5 E- o; A) }6 x
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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( v+ W% ]  O  T# @" u; W+ MThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
$ w) N, j% b4 Wthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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) P2 l; k5 w$ l! T& O: JThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
& b( C  M' F% Upocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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' U7 C3 ?& `) NNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
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the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
* K0 X( l0 W" x" {& P/ f- f  a1 Qof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
; r, X4 f4 V: U6 c$ q8 Q3 L. b2 uhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right& {" |3 N( L* q* N0 K
back to sleep.
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wakes the newfie up and asks, : y2 B. i" S+ f8 i( u8 \* c3 e
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and& p/ X& D6 q! X: U8 \1 B
comes down with four?' ( O. H$ b2 }: ?7 _; P; V; R& T6 h
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!1 _( [# {- c( H+ ~5 q& {
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
* p* _9 ~( Z7 M' T7 p>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
* G* C  O. I' \6 J>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
% i! ^$ b% T& U* z  T6 z8 v0 F5 m>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
; u8 E5 c9 }: x>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
* ~! h) C; ~# [$ U>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a $ L0 @7 ]7 _2 f) X8 ?5 a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
( B/ W, j' |8 x) C>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
8 ~1 w! Q3 _6 T  p4 ?>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three+ j4 c8 ?! e# f0 ~& w4 p( i
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
# Z1 o1 A" i7 n>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
1 C- X- O- r$ \. o0 h! }! w5 V>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand ( [: M5 Q" h0 q9 `5 F
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 * v# m5 ]* c( m) M$ p
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a1 i3 A, @/ A$ f  b# B) E+ t* `
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
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the newfie would l ...
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:3 n2 e& C  q9 c2 _- j0 k
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,9 }# g% `2 e3 i
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 0 P3 B* m& A" W4 i% W* A, u7 c3 U
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 ' f  F3 ?0 b9 M' X' x

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8 d, Z: M: p1 @好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
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好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 , ]( t1 z8 V* K4 Z. o/ p$ C5 e

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全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表   w+ p( T' ?7 `& r
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

# _: k  d: x/ p2 V! f  N, C1 M% y  y你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 , v4 e" I4 Z$ |9 E( P0 u
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 * Q0 s7 Z0 \1 N. @8 c$ L0 V
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真博学,偶像啊。
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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% N5 T& T, h. \* J% P大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?
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% f) h  @8 D) M* @  r她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
/ t7 G- L2 C+ G紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 " d+ [4 K' @, O, Q: P- n5 V, q8 [
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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3 D: M7 s/ y, `% A# w8 A! U哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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