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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
7 w' w3 g% G* u" Fthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
" a- V# A2 n) h he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The# ]0 i/ j) b8 j7 A: r7 F
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
$ K! D2 a" P# }9 V0 }6 jask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,3 a) Y; v8 O7 N/ w5 ?: k) l
you pay me only $5. 2 V) U, q" u9 t, E& N

' K  v* F: }+ I/ s9 i You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I2 \+ Y, V0 k! k+ [! u! g
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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  ?2 o8 Q% p: S: f& wThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's$ l& P9 Y; e6 f: u
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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- b  {, n# j! N3 g3 r1 P( T$ IThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
1 K+ z2 o: V6 h# I4 U, k4 p9 gpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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/ I4 J' M* \! g! hNow, it's the newfie's turn.2 T) Z+ j, m* S  d' Z6 k5 }3 i
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with' n/ Y; v; O4 I
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
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3 d' L) [2 W$ k6 Z0 Vthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour$ H* p' W) \# C' \# O& Y0 ]
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and* v. R" i6 v4 ^& Z
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right( C# B" D1 t7 Z0 N
back to sleep.
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wakes the newfie up and asks, 2 P& M( X5 A0 [/ _* k% f. y
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and6 O4 {1 S7 M3 C2 j5 w! [
comes down with four?' & z: `/ ^' y& O7 h2 T

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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!/ u8 j3 a7 W' c

* v3 q' O: ^) B' V8 gLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

老杨团队 追求完美
>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the' H( F1 Q5 T' V& Q  S" [+ L' s
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
' r( ?8 h- V) g" X>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason + g, a4 U+ N7 R2 f: ^
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the 0 M* K2 e9 i! T( e8 ^
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, / x9 Q! G( z' ?
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct0 ^7 z5 u2 p2 C9 F0 V

' N; q" E8 j* a; H& D( ]>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research ( f3 Z5 Z- }8 m3 k9 ~' [+ b
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a " p3 f/ W- ]" a: B- _  n) J
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more 8 W- }' _" X' j9 ^
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, # N. l. r7 x  V' e# H
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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: W! ?8 \7 C6 y3 S" [2 _4 S>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's 6 K6 _  J( B# m) }! j; C: s
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the & i$ [% L( u) r. l% L& k) x# E
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
/ i% }* y  X# a6 o5 _>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
% x0 }% i" w7 R8 X$ RA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a8 K  h# b1 j" }$ A8 Y- U
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
+ y% X7 Y6 _  F6 {6 \that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
5 @! N8 N9 y$ [7 ]  ethe newfie would l ...
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
$ x# m+ E* N, a% p0 v; s0 L( C“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
' ^; S* ]4 L2 b( f! V好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 1 n+ l8 K0 l$ g9 O5 W8 F
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 4 I6 o6 j6 k& L  J
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( _4 x0 N5 h& f6 p- x好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
9 ]" n. v" @, q) `( R3 y; t2 {7 T“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
! t# F. x  |) Z5 g6 B6 @& z3 L好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明,偶像啊

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) h& X$ {" |) u5 E: X6 ~' ?8 C: D全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 / G* U1 `" ]9 L* g
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 : q) k! c( m- |( e

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4 i; f) H; ?) O% Q' m别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 % B6 v; A) o/ ^3 ^
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

7 b  I/ o  q# J+ {  ]* q- B' c多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学,偶像啊。
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 $ l! c5 V- t* ~6 m0 [, l
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?

. C5 V6 f+ o$ |- `: D$ G$ X她是大学教瘦?- X# v- C, K" G
大学教胖还差不多 - s. X, h9 K4 |$ W  \  s
她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 ( Z# O* M) n7 r9 x
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

- S% h. b8 V2 }说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 / a1 m0 {8 M" c, N, |# p8 c
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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