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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
" c+ {" o7 o2 D$ Y! s, N$ Nlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
8 s* E, K( Q- V) \1 \) zthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
" s6 R" G" i3 c* \the newfie would like to play a fun game. : {. T" p" }" h) p& X' ~; r$ a
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
, A+ q. x3 U. j8 {9 T he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
( c6 ^3 S3 p6 A' j% S* l$ R lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I8 }, g' C$ ~, n0 J
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
$ D$ I& W: N$ Q5 }you pay me only $5. % H5 o* K, R4 L) Q
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I* g+ L1 \1 {* J2 J# r5 r/ ?
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep* V5 `& S1 L( H7 O
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. 0 S! {: Y; `/ w( p2 `+ s

9 }: l. i* b; G. rThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
4 `" v4 O6 d! e# b3 Hthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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* X' U- \6 ~- U) H0 @. ?The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his9 M$ [. {  ?5 u. V! A; h
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the* f/ Z, \! K# ]6 @1 s/ G3 C2 |
lawyer. 5 a3 C# J) W; O

( f3 |/ U$ ?6 U  h3 `Now, it's the newfie's turn.. W9 c+ E8 A  O. a+ j. q

! L  ?# v0 ^" \6 }3 ?& AHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with0 m2 u* `$ ?1 p, T8 }8 J
three legs, and comes down with four?' - X& U$ U8 f/ @" U3 W3 k" S# W9 P
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
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the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour0 r1 ?; D5 q: q, a  _; F- l
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
0 t6 l: h# D8 \. A4 K* q; Z3 ]hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
2 `: f# H- `0 l; x6 A# @7 kback to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and8 z. ?1 r& \- a' r
comes down with four?' . f* q3 K: H& i

. ~  Y! p4 J' I; Y0 _1 _The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5- T% w# e2 X  l2 G
and goes back to sleep.
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!( J4 M+ Z. z3 Q5 I0 R/ L
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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. ]+ m6 b1 Y7 W- X# R>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
8 y" {( h+ A3 G/ O- U>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
2 b6 Z, s. _7 t! A; r/ G2 z>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
: @1 i# k  y2 ~% {% U9 v>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
% F- `% s$ D$ U4 k% j0 z9 v( i>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct# b2 \) t4 \2 C6 i$ t
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
7 P) D: R  K$ A0 ]* ~! g( U, m>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a * A1 ^2 s/ m5 c0 V6 t
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more " g6 w" X7 e! u3 R/ \
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, & F% o0 V. l' h" y9 X! ^
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three) Y; K1 Y: y0 c8 t+ s

- t% Z7 D3 b6 D6 v>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's : c; x) }  G( R
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the $ f3 A$ \" V# T5 G. e
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand * L+ v2 h, }/ a6 |
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
& i7 |+ g$ }  |) NA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if5 f; N$ {) v0 O, x4 h, C
the newfie would l ...

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- k7 ~7 H4 b; m% y+ m3 M好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:  t- \; I9 `: J
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
, i8 N  l3 J4 c/ I/ v. g3 f好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 % P3 c4 p: h+ F; E
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

) n+ y0 y3 E4 ]+ N" l) }# E真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 $ v% \, I: q  ?' R1 O

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3 R/ P; w/ F1 {: H6 W7 z好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:3 q3 R* J7 m. `$ a$ u
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,! _1 A* }; v$ {0 M% S$ ^. u1 V
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明,偶像啊
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- q/ F  o8 a7 L4 N全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

+ ~  g7 U( V: w3 ]真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 8 m9 e- Q7 {3 ^; N
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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* Y( Z) j, Q8 y& o( Y别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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7 d8 n  {% K+ W$ a2 c( P别把我往坏路上领啊。

* ]& d5 b, ^; C9 L6 ~9 k- ]  L你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 " _, ^4 Q  V7 \; I9 }
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 & U5 l6 f7 J% C" P6 F! C2 I: A: ^

2 f2 x* F3 g' V6 D1 u1 [; N真博学,偶像啊。

3 R2 O7 C( ~: d6 j9 j0 P大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?  U1 G! Y3 J- h/ _" K
大学教胖还差不多 " u, }0 {' X9 P; T$ {, \
她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 $ x+ S/ e/ M" |; e$ o% h9 Z
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

! O: F1 s" h$ F9 c) M* J8 a说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
8 L. Z! _) o( Q( J# N2 G7 R4 I紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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