Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
& ?$ l( v5 M# J8 l. _+ ~long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
" r$ _1 U2 d  h7 ^% D* ^/ z! H% X8 Pthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
) `$ D1 x, |$ T, H& V3 B" [/ g+ ?3 k" B he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

( l9 b6 _3 G8 Z5 H. w You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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1 Q2 b6 \: D* ?3 S; e5 d" `  x This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
0 }5 h3 [3 E/ y  E4 e0 R. V4 [the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
' X% S& K: e* h! B1 Vthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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  P8 k$ [! w# E; v" M! ^. PThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.

- Y1 t( \- t6 j$ @, [1 fHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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* E2 D% v# @1 T" C2 N! y" _The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
: O& o9 _5 O; D. }, _" s& V9 D; k$ oreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
" q8 P8 B" b! r5 ]of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

6 H& s& _1 @: {( b( D& GThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
# h) ~* L  h1 I# D+ |4 Awakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
/ q8 j/ C5 Y& e6 J( D  r* X0 qcomes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
7 S2 E- P3 _  K5 E# Oand goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

: Y. J9 _) G4 f. F0 ULawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

2 f2 h, }( b/ M) [; `5 h0 v( Z>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
9 H; [& ^4 D! C1 o>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
" j$ n. }8 K/ I2 E8 c! K# y4 W$ q>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
0 B. [6 S3 _0 y- J/ _>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
& T4 X% D4 C0 |% D; q1 j4 f* }>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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* b2 I0 N5 g, h" y% |>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
2 }4 B- O1 V! j9 T" q8 g' ?>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
1 z6 j. A) u& e" p$ S>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
* ^2 }0 v% ]  B5 Q( SA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
# O4 ~6 q/ s: W“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
: I$ S* p  D/ d3 V! k2 r' Z6 I. D  }7 r好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

  n) x; ]  C/ r; e! f( z% C- @真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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  a' Z" k! g: _8 }. b' T好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
6 j) ^: g* V; y& n1 T好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

' S; O, a7 P( o" o/ o+ N真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

( U7 J& M7 |2 v' a% V0 S- s全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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2 Q8 D1 a! f  [5 l! K别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表


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4 [" f8 ~7 \2 P( a  |别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

0 b* {. Z; A* M真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

4 f. j. v' p) ^' F0 m6 L大学教授哦，能不剥削？

$ ]" d  _: o1 I  s) o" J0 f2 K- c) F她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

. O  ^" Y, ]$ k9 e3 Z说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
4 E- `9 X) ~/ W0 b2 `2 r, @紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢