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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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+ J+ w3 d2 g, |1 P1 d* v! @that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
; c8 E) f, N; Y( \, pthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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; S- k: Q# N5 l8 \ The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so; T) }2 ]) v  B3 K, @
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
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- u4 B, z; V! I' }0 `8 e. Nask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,% B# i; F( G, `& B4 U; b9 O. d) O
you pay me only $5. " s; g% C4 X6 B+ d1 g' u

8 _0 G0 m9 Z  z9 b) v You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
# _' [7 A. n0 q  Rpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the8 o9 L" o+ }  O1 \* Z
lawyer.
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3 M$ m$ `; t7 F* n( gNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with! h7 L' d; f) v9 D
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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( O5 F  G/ J. f" hThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
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of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and# d7 j' ]7 g- D+ G! p$ k
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right/ `) i  a2 q5 E# |% \# R3 N
back to sleep.
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2 r9 d, i: N8 b& \1 zThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He/ b4 x6 g# A' i
wakes the newfie up and asks, 3 h$ {6 ^6 a+ h# p: t
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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, ^& _1 `! B  p4 O( \9 AThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $58 A9 I& ~0 j9 E9 A, ]  l2 o6 ]
and goes back to sleep.2 Q& P7 W" \% t& |' ]# D) ]

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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!6 u+ R* u7 a/ {) J: T- a2 N

9 |" n! G) S( T2 ALawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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( |, `/ J6 u% C& `/ W>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
- u) G- K  V( f! X' j# P2 G>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
- }7 W6 ?. @, U>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
* c$ `# o0 ]" {8 m3 ^! v>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,   L7 ~( G  m" z8 t# Z# {$ b, o
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct( r" v* y2 Z+ p8 I9 ~( l  Z
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
( \: M4 _; V- I) @/ c" l4 D>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
1 ]3 _" d- B: C1 H7 |>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more : I: y6 _& z1 L+ L* d- [
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
( Z8 h, F5 k5 Z" R) X>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
  ^" X/ |0 y; R>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the . [1 H6 L* W* Y. ]+ S
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
0 L" j- C; H& F: m>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 & b6 M5 z; S5 t6 `
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a. F, m1 t4 q8 {% i1 ^
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb) h7 h1 P  F* i
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
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9 E$ b( y% S  D8 v: B9 j好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:6 q9 Q  O6 I$ M- K- e
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,* l5 l" C  ~0 L* N: v
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
8 T+ |) n+ A3 z, u加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

# p3 T% J# h; c+ y. z8 c7 L真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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! T5 y" i2 w0 }$ h. j好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
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好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明,偶像啊
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) J  g! u  |( F+ g, b9 X! n全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 ) ^9 p( B* W* ~) ]0 S

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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 : o  N: w9 w0 }( q
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?
- |6 H/ p1 F) O, \; d大学教胖还差不多
  |  x0 M9 q3 p: [3 R她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
3 r" R7 k& g/ V; W4 N5 g' g紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

9 i) g8 @! ^9 u6 G7 |- b说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 * g$ x" C6 a  ~- k9 H4 _* F2 }2 `1 m/ T
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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