Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
, p, _3 m6 k- M. y. p% rlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
- f! v0 }0 p% H9 C. S/ B( N/ Y4 Nthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
+ G& C$ V: w# O% ]+ z5 G* D  k& mthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
1 c* J  D+ G2 z% q. \* L: r7 F lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
: V; T5 R# F- }ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
0 J+ ^8 A. P* e! o  G& kyou pay me only $5.
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/ @1 E" P" U; F- L# @6 n" _) u+ ~9 V You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
" ~( ]* o/ W% k4 ~7 }: e7 ` will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
* D  X- w% a" x8 k" {$ R$ |the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
/ V6 _1 ], F5 m+ mpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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( M. t! l; z' [1 O# ?& I8 aHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
0 g, B( R" E  m" q$ ?9 y2 b' mreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
; L8 g: [8 P" p) C% C5 V) ]" c: jthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
, k$ O4 L( G# H% o. f' Bhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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( o- q9 A6 I6 H. N'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
! g7 A) g: I1 oand goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
0 n- Y" z3 k) z6 h, Z7 p>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
  K$ [" X0 m/ q: g$ @3 q>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
, V; f" b8 e9 ]0 u>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
" `" V6 J+ ]$ E# J' M; g( mA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

9 S. W+ C( c8 S好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
0 Y& v" J! c( a“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
+ E% N. Q5 A6 e( u1 Y/ `# P9 d好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
& `( e7 w+ I0 Y: B% E- s加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

) ~( [* x4 @; G+ f5 Z! G真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表



好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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$ i( }; r1 n6 w, X. S8 s' ^# M3 |真聪明，偶像啊

4 Q( L$ }) }$ S3 x' m+ S$ V全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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/ N1 b) y2 R/ M" Y- p3 O: J. y全盘接受一下。

4 r" ~2 C5 P' B% E真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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" t- l& G* G2 g; ~; z$ O0 r真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
* u9 m  J( C7 V% e9 M- G加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

1 ]+ H, R$ B# F. N5 W多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

' C! A- ]! d; O7 }' V& g真博学，偶像啊。

$ \9 X2 a4 A1 m9 Q大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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0 i: _& {! B5 R' ?, K& g' I$ p大学教授哦，能不剥削？

' C$ B( W8 h# C6 n# p) f她是大学教瘦？
; q1 e" U5 E3 I大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

0 i0 W3 ^5 ?3 j说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
3 j4 i( A% B3 o3 l紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢