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 A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?' ( i/ l' \! y3 Z( y# T4 M. }( y* z6 ?
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Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way:
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I am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister.
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1 C0 R: k ] N$ u2 Y! rYour mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government. B7 f9 R2 l' b( c- y
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We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People. ) I0 y) s) r c: w
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The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class. 5 Q) N5 ^* o2 f* o
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And your baby brother, we will call him the Future. * z$ C* y( f1 x6 W5 H
0 {6 m# D5 Y rNow think about that and see if it makes sense.' , L0 C- \: U% a& n, V: ]% T. _" s
5 E g& v8 D! I! K5 B3 y: eSo the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. w6 O! ]1 q4 F; b: z( m/ V1 K
. P, s4 G5 d- T, F: [; R5 i; |Later that night,! he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. & f% y z4 v C
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He finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy. , J$ N1 |" t8 L* c, R
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So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep. 3 @8 X4 p+ u) J4 D b7 P; [
& ~7 o6 f% A6 w$ [$ s: C' vNot wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and see s his father in bed with the nanny. ' \. F, ^( x5 h3 X) O4 g4 Q
He gives up and goes back to bed. 5 Q- \8 P5 h( e2 G
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The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. '
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The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.'
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7 J2 b/ {2 r7 s$ P) W' sThe little boy replies, 'The prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit. |
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