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 A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?' 2 m# f$ {- J# H) M% B
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Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way:
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I am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister.
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9 {, t( m, S+ x8 q" F, K9 OYour mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government.
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We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People. 1 W5 f6 O V# K+ W2 @
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The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class.
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' V5 T$ ^" T# D. s2 [1 nAnd your baby brother, we will call him the Future. + _3 T; a8 P7 C7 L' G/ m" X+ F
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Now think about that and see if it makes sense.'
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So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.
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Later that night,! he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.
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. B# n, b* G( y1 _( J7 g7 z6 sHe finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy. 4 ~, s) p2 F+ ^$ z N4 w
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So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep.
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1 p. o3 E- I: M5 l3 @/ w. i$ }Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and see s his father in bed with the nanny.
6 b4 ~ Y9 G. ]+ NHe gives up and goes back to bed. / G, C0 u( }4 c
1 O" c9 q' r. m" }) O: h2 ?, XThe next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. ' $ P- j1 Z0 g! H+ o6 d( N# E
' }0 B/ L2 F* S/ |0 m, }6 @7 `& G$ ]The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.' 3 ~5 U7 V* o% o7 V; N
& v( A! D) n. m. bThe little boy replies, 'The prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit. |
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