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A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?' 3 X" O$ F6 S) R+ R) u3 a, S+ X
/ M9 o) |$ f! G; vDad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way:
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* b! Y; v. S) w9 |I am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister. / V+ l2 b/ R0 O, V7 z
! u) _( a k4 J$ ~) G, W/ n. GYour mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government.
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0 @5 K% C5 V/ n3 H! S' ?We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People. 4 [8 J) G" I" X* c! p! f
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The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class. - s% Q7 ~0 Z. U: C9 C
/ f$ t B. Z0 `. i. z% t- ?. a- CAnd your baby brother, we will call him the Future. 2 ^. ]3 _9 ~) v+ S" B' g4 T6 O7 _; C9 S
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Now think about that and see if it makes sense.' ; U% t9 v/ K" H4 J
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So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. ( V7 v1 i+ E1 b
* B% J. \7 n1 }! S) p& T- q% Y9 ^Later that night,! he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. * O1 m6 \# _/ e& K; U* T
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He finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy.
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So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep.
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9 u. D+ a# \+ ~% |6 s& GNot wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and see s his father in bed with the nanny. ' w: W$ L. D% L6 F& e% I
He gives up and goes back to bed. 8 s" L$ X' q; y r, }8 a
5 q; }5 Y& Z2 e e2 i* K$ N7 VThe next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. ' ( j2 c- z. H% F! Y8 }, m5 }0 b
+ L+ y+ }0 ]" \: t4 L ?5 ~0 pThe father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.' & k( a: E0 ]; E+ f7 W+ l/ K
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The little boy replies, 'The prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit. |
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