10 puns

ram

1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.  
2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.  
% B0 ^) }2 _4 [% H1 S; ^3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
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4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
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% }6 B8 m& e. T2 i& e0 |5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.  
6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.  
6 h7 p& M0 ]1 O2 `7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.  
8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.  
9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.  
: L6 c) ]7 Z0 U( r6 ]+ L5 B10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

billzhao

wonderful
interesting

千里马

小幽默

瓦窑

this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:28 发表
0 f) ?2 t4 ?+ k3 h! P4 M# qthis is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

, o5 z) l9 z7 d3 dGrass could mena herb

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:32 发表

7 G5 m0 b: a) O" N/ tGrass could mena herb

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* c% ~6 f9 u! _, O  }' p, oare you sure? not that convincing to me.....

瓦窑

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表

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are you sure? not that convincing to me.....

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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did not get the first one, where is the pun

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瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

3 H; f; O# N# b% \8 R& @" dgrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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did not get the first one, where is the pun

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really? never heard....then it is a good one.

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

8 y- i4 [; @- d7 D3 q! v0 i- x6 hgrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

9 t9 `- c) @  R2 A( ~% R* P4 Rdid not get the first one, where is the pun

/ q4 p0 U! S3 Hi get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

小香菇

  I liked 1 & 7 LOL

小香菇

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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8 W' Z: L( l$ I) @  udid not get the first one, where is the pun

! L0 e* E  L6 U2 n1 K7 q. S"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.
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白水

原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表


"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
- b  {+ z, ^) E' D. Y, F5 c"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.
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:P

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表


i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

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8 E0 ^8 V. Y2 ]/ ]1 S) ten, it hit me now

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