10 puns

ram

1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.  
2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.  
0 Y' R1 R: g& A& K/ z4 V# n* r$ x. h5 \3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
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3 g$ _1 e7 L6 O, F* z4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
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5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.  
1 W! T5 m$ k  n0 w. e3 |6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.  
5 m0 t- ?# M9 y: o7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.  
8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.  
9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.  
6 S# A" O; Y8 t+ l% \10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

billzhao

wonderful
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千里马

小幽默

瓦窑

this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:28 发表
7 J/ ^' ]$ z0 ^3 v% W7 I; t9 G3 qthis is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

Grass could mena herb

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:32 发表
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' |. a" r& x5 B, C3 TGrass could mena herb

are you sure? not that convincing to me.....

瓦窑

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表
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are you sure? not that convincing to me.....

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

did not get the first one, where is the pun

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瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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3 B) B$ w8 q7 q$ G$ Ldid not get the first one, where is the pun

- z, g2 O3 \0 k3 Z, Freally? never heard....then it is a good one.

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

2 V4 o0 j9 `, K( U5 ^7 N- Hgrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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3 q. a2 G# _2 C9 X" ydid not get the first one, where is the pun

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i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

小香菇

  I liked 1 & 7 LOL

小香菇

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

did not get the first one, where is the pun

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. s" o$ \5 W7 ^% h0 Q"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
/ f" y: v7 ]$ \# M0 L; _"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.
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白水

原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表
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+ ]; F4 j6 I2 L1 z"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.
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原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表
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, N. c0 o" u/ Ei get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

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# _- D% ?8 i1 K  w% H# ]) cen, it hit me now

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