10 puns

ram

1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.  
# L9 }2 b. g. J3 X2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.  
# ?: S3 T& ?* [3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
duncan - Victoria, BC   
+ a* v/ v7 _- V$ W) W4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
Dave H - Hayward CA   
5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.  
5 b1 a! M2 o! \- w' G6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.  
, A: Z0 }( Q. v7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.  
& F( g) u$ a/ z8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.  
; i: }; Y  Q4 l) y3 d- s9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.  
" M0 ]; x$ Z" O" ~/ y) H0 d10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

billzhao

wonderful
interesting

千里马

小幽默

瓦窑

this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:28 发表
. o7 w. s6 f4 g" gthis is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

Grass could mena herb

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:32 发表

% s7 m  }( R5 b& Y7 YGrass could mena herb

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are you sure? not that convincing to me.....

瓦窑

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表
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; M$ J5 {8 V* x$ y& n( ?+ \are you sure? not that convincing to me.....

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

did not get the first one, where is the pun
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5 G- [7 `. W3 I* L7 s& Y1 S, W[ 本帖最后由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:43 编辑 ]

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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did not get the first one, where is the pun

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8 f1 c9 ~  x+ q5 a* D+ Kreally? never heard....then it is a good one.

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

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, Q4 M. W; [$ `$ w! a  o; Ui get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

小香菇

  I liked 1 & 7 LOL

小香菇

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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did not get the first one, where is the pun

3 p4 x  M7 \8 s8 d# b"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.

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白水

原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表
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& l& G4 B' Q) \# ]& p"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
5 w! p% H7 |+ }" I% j$ H- C* m"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.
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:P

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表
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/ j. {7 {7 u( V0 @! ?- Ri get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

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