10 puns

ram

1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.  
5 o- R3 i! M" U2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.  
7 i9 b5 Y4 ^4 C' P- A8 Y4 P# n3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
duncan - Victoria, BC   
9 W( d7 R" k. Q1 V4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
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5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.  
& S0 W+ w/ D4 K6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.  
7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.  
8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.  
% x5 M: E5 h8 H- o9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.  
10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

billzhao

wonderful
interesting

千里马

小幽默

瓦窑

this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:28 发表
this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

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瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:32 发表

+ x8 U. u& @" B/ k5 u9 S% yGrass could mena herb

; X5 p5 I! |5 P: B* L7 a& @, rare you sure? not that convincing to me.....

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白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表
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3 f1 ~8 U$ L8 G% H& D  gare you sure? not that convincing to me.....

& c0 b4 x: R- u, cgrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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did not get the first one, where is the pun

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瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

- `5 ?% {/ P( F. O* ~! R- Qgrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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really? never heard....then it is a good one.

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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8 U* h1 @( D+ N4 v% K& |' G) Z0 A5 F" s' \did not get the first one, where is the pun

i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

小香菇

  I liked 1 & 7 LOL

小香菇

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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did not get the first one, where is the pun

"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
6 c3 o( B: ?5 Z2 W# I; S( m"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.

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白水

原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表
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"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.
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:P

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表
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' t0 U2 Z8 C* E0 g0 a+ B; ~2 Gi get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

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en, it hit me now

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