10 puns

ram

1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.  
, H) @8 X, u* V" P+ [# S4 T( d+ |, q7 {+ d2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.  
" I% x& {  {: h  V) q3 L' c3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
duncan - Victoria, BC   
4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
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5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.  
: c0 U1 K+ ~. f( A8 t6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.  
7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.  
8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.  
- E+ F/ b* ^( ]+ h* I% s9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.  
10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

billzhao

wonderful
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千里马

小幽默

瓦窑

this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:28 发表
: u5 z% D! s0 Othis is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

1 h! {% r% T! P+ O) j) ~7 ~Grass could mena herb

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:32 发表

Grass could mena herb

are you sure? not that convincing to me.....

瓦窑

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表
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are you sure? not that convincing to me.....

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

did not get the first one, where is the pun

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瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

$ h5 `$ L# N% C6 {1 B" [/ Mgrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

6 {$ p  p  @2 f, Q" g( qdid not get the first one, where is the pun

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1 E# H9 u" L& z" Nreally? never heard....then it is a good one.

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

" J8 ]1 Y+ Z+ N) j. Z% u! \2 [0 ndid not get the first one, where is the pun

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! F. A: q6 \' [2 G) U& Ri get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

小香菇

  I liked 1 & 7 LOL

小香菇

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

" O; {$ s9 n9 H6 ?) u. h! \did not get the first one, where is the pun

7 n: O$ W) }/ L! g* Q" U( q; ?"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.

:P

白水

原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表

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"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.

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原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表
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4 O0 ?5 l% ~# m& L- X8 zi get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

en, it hit me now

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