10 puns

ram

1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.  
6 x! t+ |  S  [, [( `2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.  
3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
duncan - Victoria, BC   
9 B' M- D$ q, P, k4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
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5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.  
2 J5 d+ {! f& U4 W2 ]3 G0 u4 t6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.  
2 Q* Y) d- l& D, }5 C) b. ]9 r, n7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.  
, K1 C6 H, O( Q; O& r8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.  
' E2 P# D, U  g% @- B% z- V9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.  
10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

billzhao

wonderful
interesting

千里马

小幽默

瓦窑

this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:28 发表
/ p1 X6 X+ }$ r6 Ythis is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

# B4 w% K6 G, fGrass could mena herb

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:32 发表

0 E2 Q% U- B) K3 s# G, FGrass could mena herb

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are you sure? not that convincing to me.....

瓦窑

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表


are you sure? not that convincing to me.....

! S/ y1 Z6 l% H) ~% e- V: agrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

did not get the first one, where is the pun
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瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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% A% |2 M. V3 ~( M' ^did not get the first one, where is the pun

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, V) b# T  J% @. ^% A2 xreally? never heard....then it is a good one.

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

; g7 p( P9 p) S9 b( `grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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6 D+ w1 s1 C, ?1 N7 s  Bdid not get the first one, where is the pun

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- p  d  {" M$ z, C6 t8 |i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

小香菇

  I liked 1 & 7 LOL

小香菇

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

1 S2 W5 H$ h/ i6 ]& Jdid not get the first one, where is the pun

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# e2 C+ e2 X$ \# e"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.
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白水

原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表
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9 ]7 `$ L9 P0 N: ?* f- ^# ?9 J"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
9 Y$ F/ R) k+ ]1 n, P. h1 H7 |"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.
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原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表


4 T/ y: g: x0 Q  a4 zi get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

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en, it hit me now

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