10 puns

ram

1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.  
) f7 v6 G& n6 ^3 I- i+ j2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.  
6 }8 i5 l- h0 S( a- [3 F3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
duncan - Victoria, BC   
4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
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: @/ M0 X: w) X: h' j! f5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.  
9 b) _  z3 X* F. Q. w$ i6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.  
8 |6 X5 u6 r; X# ?7 o) V& F7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.  
6 Y2 H3 H! m7 ^- P! E8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.  
9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.  
0 d' `& j& |" G10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

billzhao

wonderful
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千里马

小幽默

瓦窑

this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:28 发表
* [. ]* T+ i( p4 d0 X3 G+ Mthis is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

Grass could mena herb

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:32 发表
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Grass could mena herb

are you sure? not that convincing to me.....

瓦窑

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表
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are you sure? not that convincing to me.....

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

2 E2 s" P7 e5 G4 o2 ]+ j) I7 \0 edid not get the first one, where is the pun
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# G7 b! ^8 |/ _. A[ 本帖最后由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:43 编辑 ]

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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; m: t# z/ _! ]8 n+ o0 r! f. t# P# Agrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

1 W0 C: |" c+ c- h( X- i: Y+ q2 cdid not get the first one, where is the pun

  h6 _  r2 m5 V4 h' n" N8 n1 ~2 N% Creally? never heard....then it is a good one.

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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. S3 w( g8 ~% T: Y3 m: m/ S; \: _8 Zdid not get the first one, where is the pun

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1 K1 `0 L2 f& A+ m# C/ a2 e5 }i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

小香菇

  I liked 1 & 7 LOL

小香菇

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

did not get the first one, where is the pun

# k' ~) ~! E9 L"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.

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白水

原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表
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"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
: U. r! d  B. `9 I9 R% F+ m"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.
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:P

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表

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" s7 b' ~6 A3 C9 k/ S. vi get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

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en, it hit me now

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