Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
( R/ ~3 E& p! BA: Your car.

* }/ Y* }) u* OQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
  K# f+ j# `0 r% }* zA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
* n9 K6 u5 l7 u  x- [% C& mA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

6 S4 X( W6 G9 x6 h1 M8 u+ y9 TQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
  r3 T7 x# i/ y& d6 U# m6 gA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.

Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
) ]' u- F2 H, h+ ~A: Heavy psychedelics.
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, Y2 ~" C: X, N9 W0 J" \Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.

Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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