Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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6 {* m" C7 N3 w$ Y$ ]! u6 sQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
! Q+ L" Y$ `- zA: What for? He can't see my license plate.

6 M$ S4 T( {+ e2 Y# y) YQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
+ h9 z! b# B' d" O* X% T7 XA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
/ D7 w2 ]! I- f) ]A: Your car.
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  X0 P  ~. y3 j! |; t$ m( EQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
8 h8 n, F% c5 g8 z: |3 nA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

# @# j3 K9 k2 F4 U% _7 jQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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' X7 R7 h0 u+ `Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
8 e; q8 S9 g: zA: The color.

Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.

Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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0 {+ |7 _; c9 j" ?Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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