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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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- O9 q1 d S4 F, [9 `7 hQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
7 j* |/ q3 D& H4 SA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? 9 d5 X1 E, H. }" Z% N. c2 B
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." / {( }% }! D4 X7 X8 ^$ _% z
: Q) D$ L( g/ V3 L: nQ: When driving through fog, what should you use? ( [: _' B; A. J5 {2 R+ l& @
A: Your car.
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: h7 o a& P4 W7 z: F# HQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? 6 H+ t3 d& \5 G, K: x* N6 O z( r
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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; w5 v4 q! j' Y D% LQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? 1 s+ Q; E' B) v) j: ?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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0 T d, s+ b+ V) y: {Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
" ?; l; \' I/ l! A ` {A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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. q3 t" f, k% P# c' P8 u; aQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
' |$ j* W7 z5 S* B5 s" _A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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4 J A7 S5 `/ i1 }1 b8 @: q% \Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
\8 `3 A1 v7 N, IA: The color. ) K: n1 b; O! a+ O
5 h' U; u. g8 }3 D1 r8 H! gQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
% z& n# z7 a4 k2 fA: Heavy psychedelics. ' {( t. S- p/ _/ \9 a$ \
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? ]3 e1 w% \4 v4 H e/ \8 \
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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& a! G2 Z$ q( @' `' aQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
. m- o8 p4 v. o4 J6 p5 {A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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