Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

- \+ Y- R- x. e0 p; SQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
) V6 F: H# Q! j, i: q  J' K/ D7 HA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

% x/ D: ?  s& _3 F# b2 @Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
' d$ q, J7 ~0 S+ t) f. i9 v) QA: Your car.
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: g% m& P& ~) _6 E) m( Q* t7 aQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

: j; {5 q# e6 O# q2 nQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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8 E/ K1 A1 _( g& N( f9 K1 P/ @Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
0 e; Q- ~4 P2 \, j7 BA: Carry loaded weapons.

Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
4 o% R) r) ?- ^2 lA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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