Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
- c; k, |9 t6 K( I3 {: ~6 @A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

  N( P. |0 v  ]2 P% Q2 AQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
5 t2 `0 ^# J1 P8 ^8 t7 `A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
' D- B: B$ D8 x3 M( J1 L8 xA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

$ P7 O5 I9 d. mQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
: M, K5 j2 Z- A4 tA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.

Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
" z0 [' c  `8 P8 R  G7 sA: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
$ p9 {4 d9 @1 \A: Carry loaded weapons.

! E1 B  {5 k. {3 C# K/ N/ eQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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