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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. 4 j+ k0 m+ N6 J( d
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? - R% M( ^! |4 z1 Z; P% m8 V, ~
A: What for? He can't see my license plate. 5 i3 g* e* f1 z! ?
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? 0 l. n0 H$ r- R/ e8 u
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
8 X% _+ f1 j. y: AA: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
" R4 ?1 G' ?% F( ^2 G+ m" m# d! DA: Be too drunk to find your keys. . U; H+ _0 |% N: c
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
6 O* b# ]9 @3 b7 O. ?# gA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? 4 f L9 Y9 J% s R; C$ o- ^% W+ h
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
. l0 ]0 \6 a% g/ g% `) {6 I; w3 ~. gA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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' O! q2 j6 v" f/ u Z/ N# O$ BQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
2 M$ M: K: D; i" D9 H# \A: The color. ) X# N8 {2 i3 `7 s: a) A% ?4 u2 n1 A
9 P' {9 L+ z3 GQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic? 4 S! w V6 x/ d3 t8 m% b3 F$ g
A: Heavy psychedelics. ) H! }& f' h6 F: A u9 M& m
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
3 B# C5 j: u% V3 k: ~, N* {A: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? 7 D, t; C' j q, ~8 j% C' }" p# g
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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