Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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( h, C: F& J! u: w1 {Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
  l$ z  @* v( _7 p) `# H7 ~- W6 ^A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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! k' P& I/ C4 z" f- M3 [Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
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' {' v6 F- R/ UQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
7 P8 x, W. }( x7 j; R) ]% q$ QA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
7 ~7 |/ q6 N; H0 dA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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) Q4 W3 O, C: ~Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
! m6 q0 _5 ^+ O$ I3 [" w- l* ~- LA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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  E8 o6 n! P' f# H* J) B5 YQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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, a* e0 U9 ?3 F& B, eQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
% p! W; N* _# e# F/ }+ o, JA: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
* y; ?: w) @' yA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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