Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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' ?" h4 i7 V5 X2 J( `4 x& EQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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# @9 `0 y$ b8 W- pQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
. ^( L$ S, s. k5 c: O. \A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
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- _9 N7 t" r: KQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
: `3 h' x; g% [A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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1 ~! ~; t& G- b- V9 N5 t- _Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
. o/ e+ o1 G3 y0 D, eA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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8 O/ H+ `+ E, n# Z, M, r# dQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
, M6 G2 C: k0 L( n4 BA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
  Y1 [) k+ c! e5 Q, PA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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6 _$ C& H, B# z* g9 s: m8 l7 |Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
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! Q* n! b1 B% k; ~  T0 U( l4 hQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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6 i  ~5 S8 L5 W+ u% P" c# X# vQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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( x; J2 b: a% zQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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