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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. : ~3 X% f5 c2 P& b$ N
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? 2 |4 C* _) d" k2 l7 D' [; c* B
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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7 z4 f2 ?9 `4 f' GQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? 5 g1 Y! y$ m7 b! e; c2 b: u$ {, H2 N
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." " c- \3 o2 R" \! z4 I7 K' _
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? $ p4 U$ B, g: N: v7 U; y5 Z9 @) l2 U
A: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
4 D+ u: R6 D8 [A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? * A" b: f4 C; o1 v" Q2 k' N; y
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. / q5 M- [0 Y* p2 j1 @- V
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? ; G! o6 d* C- ~; X
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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! [6 ^3 k4 l5 }; E8 ?& {; EQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? ( s! x& E+ J! d4 X8 ?/ X. S6 N! C
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. 6 V. T$ A# z, [ s
B7 f; w; {8 v7 IQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? * k' q9 S' z' P# _5 L. ]1 y
A: The color. d" w3 R, _' z0 k* c/ S* B
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? # v! M, X, q$ \ n5 \5 c: L
A: Heavy psychedelics. % p1 a$ w: y H7 F# e( n- K
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
, X7 }) V. P. v9 P1 y( xA: Carry loaded weapons. : h( b( v" i. D) H) }
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? ' L. ]7 |& D3 W( o% B
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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