Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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* J& _5 E. d3 R( tQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

+ m" K2 n7 Z0 zQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
4 o) q4 D/ ]' u4 r8 z4 H  ~: IA: Your car.
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" t. x1 C) H+ j- b  j1 FQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
4 N- ^/ {9 ?- w) m. u/ y/ y- BA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
$ B, v( R0 d9 d9 ?7 h! xA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
& w+ T( v5 ~" ?; |$ [5 v% ^A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
( D; Y+ m+ Q& S( |. @A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
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2 ~# Q  J& d/ ?9 q  s2 R1 B4 ]Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
2 y2 J' S; a3 x# [1 [% tA: Heavy psychedelics.

9 R6 ?4 v6 O, D) c  ^9 s3 }Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
  e- i6 Y+ _( v5 @2 OA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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