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本文由倍可亲网友[ 蓝蓝的天 ] 于 2008-10-8 21:56 上贴
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% B0 @ j4 W* l2 \# ~1 U 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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9 l4 S6 N: f+ o 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
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; T/ y" u6 v) o" i; p Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
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8 i+ s8 ]. V1 l" c 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
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! j4 _5 M! B6 ?/ L R( s Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.( _9 c, n# d: f. A, u$ j3 N
' G! R# F% a, Q. J 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
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4 ~ s4 ~- [+ v' n9 `( m9 E Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。3 H. f% ?' E9 A* u2 V! P
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.' G1 T9 ]8 [6 p3 l( |
5 \7 w. i6 }" i* R! Z 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。3 G- R5 t! U5 [" Q4 n2 X
1 U1 J: }0 b1 b( ^+ U% D7 T The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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' |, O: c( v" K 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。. Y; ]1 f& r& E3 D3 C5 I) B: v |
) L8 g/ @, ^% [4 [5 [! l5 l Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.: p3 ]2 v, \. r4 R
$ F8 D4 a% }/ j# v& y3 x6 G* `% k7 _ 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
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2 g0 X3 |7 Z/ h ~4 z) w( U. p Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。2 C; u& Z4 F) c: P' \" Q
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
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0 {( m9 l/ x. {4 y 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.& x4 i! _& R4 ]* C8 f* _
8 X. ? E7 Z5 z3 r) f 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
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9 d. x; T, W! ]( [* w0 J “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.7 g+ a+ [/ x- T# Y' \
# X" M5 h. K4 K/ d5 C “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
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应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
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\4 }$ ~7 A& b1 m2 F! q( b$ H “Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?4 j' _' h9 i% Q& h7 S J
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努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
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+ `! q/ G" |8 O2 E “Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!
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/ H( {% ]" u8 E! w 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.1 B8 [, u" \. \+ @
7 ?3 c, w' P. U8 \! s 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。: s3 x- w' c% }
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两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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" a h) c0 g- z9 y" [ A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.$ w4 A$ g2 J( U
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服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
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" _; I3 O9 @9 k/ i2 { The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.
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9 P, f6 u+ \1 K) S The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.8 Q& Q. X3 X' M! X$ ^$ b
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学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着。 |
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