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本文由倍可亲网友[ 蓝蓝的天 ] 于 2008-10-8 21:56 上贴 9 K' @! I4 A" Z, n( o
原文网址: http://club.backchina.com/main/viewthread.php?tid=713559
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
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$ j/ k4 Q: H% c. Q; I One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
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" M+ T4 S/ l. G4 T. ` Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
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要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
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! [" H3 ]: h! F Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。+ n7 J3 Q3 G* a
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Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.8 C4 K& j$ m! z- j# S6 G) E- W
1 K2 C4 b' f! l' C4 q) K7 d 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
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8 H' i: D$ _3 o3 D2 i Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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* u6 `) [4 D8 d4 ]2 m1 x 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。, x: q) v' g) h: k6 p
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.' O& b) e( |% o2 {
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。( T" C9 r+ _4 S2 s
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives., _7 y- V/ P X( k \4 O+ M
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。5 s; G4 m; ?9 m# t" R
$ ^9 V5 p! ?, a1 a Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
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! E- s2 D* J' m9 r* d8 T( ^ Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.: z8 }9 m# X+ F+ u) f8 O M
9 P9 G8 u' B( y! x 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
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后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
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( q$ h+ j( r. a “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
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“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
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% r* q* ]% e1 Q( q4 U$ q% | There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning." i9 p7 p3 _8 X
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应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
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$ G d* l! U1 ]" w “Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?) u$ ?. o( m9 v: [8 j5 m3 Q9 f3 e4 M
0 f- m6 u4 y8 U4 H4 V* J 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
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“Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!
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4 y) ^2 r8 x* N 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
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$ _# V- D5 N$ `& I God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.' ^. N& \. C, h# f s( n
* m# ~/ }) ~+ b4 N B 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。3 O% Y M* d6 x9 i
. j, v* K6 H( Z9 Y) S When two’s company, three’s the result!
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两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!9 A- b/ }+ @6 d% l6 S6 m( h1 n
+ [2 ~- o* L2 w$ u A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.$ b& R/ N, C: n T. f' h" J
, z1 a6 H; [' t3 W 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。0 h4 s& m% j( @' ~* J, \& ]
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.% M9 I2 c0 ~8 {8 d) r! C
! X9 D. P c a. M$ ?1 C2 u: x5 J The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn., B0 |% V; r: X7 q
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学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着。 |
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