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本文由倍可亲网友[ 蓝蓝的天 ] 于 2008-10-8 21:56 上贴
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1 b) R r% O6 A; [+ [ Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa." P/ W; X, {& \) e; P# k
# P. o% g- j6 J4 v9 Q 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。% w: v2 q5 `1 J
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.. [7 G6 P/ ?. n1 @. x9 x! f4 Z; |
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每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。* f1 A8 |# U: c3 o% T& L
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Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.! ] d, ~+ J9 G) C3 [' r
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要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。8 [" U, g; Y3 A- z
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Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。( c* f. {6 o: r
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Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
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& L( B* |3 U7 F Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.+ f/ V9 h4 o7 d4 }+ F6 V1 \& z
& q: V5 b. D9 g6 ? 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。; n' Z1 A) [7 \$ f
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.0 N3 g) {' K( X' X; {7 C. ]. Q
4 l H) L) g( q" K 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。" ~# W3 ]4 Z4 n" D6 j
) H9 R$ |& K8 K9 u! T Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.2 R1 k: }) _" \* r
0 T$ e9 ?, `- h8 n+ w8 _ 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。5 u6 K: o6 w9 X) _7 v; j+ i
/ h9 Q7 u( @% Q$ m8 O Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。% ?0 [) F* x4 ~# \) a9 y$ ^3 e
7 C! P' @" N9 \9 C. f/ ]! z Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
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- @2 Q+ v8 t5 B+ c* o 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。5 ]" j3 G, l0 T# O" d
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
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后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。8 ]3 D- Q+ y* p4 r4 D$ g
% z8 ~ k/ h7 y5 x “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.( U; [( Y$ K/ A! t7 S Y) K% ?1 O2 W
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“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。- \7 r5 D* M0 y
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning." w, T; f( z* p
( `) t) k# ~2 j. e3 W4 L 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。+ j& ? t/ u7 l, s- Q. C D
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“Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?
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努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
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, W6 N5 J/ [. e" F! B- E+ I. ? “Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!9 S) P7 U6 I i2 u
) j# k/ B" x! a3 B# p4 A 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。+ @! J! g3 Z1 d" M
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
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神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。, O$ r0 h b; h7 Q
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When two’s company, three’s the result!$ c0 \+ k8 m O0 I$ S7 M
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两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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- v8 Q5 g9 w0 B A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
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服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。# a$ Z b- O0 S) A/ ]/ m
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.; g) h% l4 G( v$ e$ d; F! g
/ _9 L+ D/ X! _" F The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.; p: t3 J5 v- G% Q7 k& a; r, T
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学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着。 |
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