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本文由倍可亲网友[ 蓝蓝的天 ] 于 2008-10-8 21:56 上贴
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Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.9 s3 U' Y) @& c4 G9 f
1 \6 q& m( ?, Z% M0 J6 H 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。8 [- l8 b* `5 _ i& p3 e$ G) S
% ^! M M% R$ U& V0 G4 [ One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。" T! h5 ?; u! ^" A) h& X; ?+ S, t
6 I* o; y- d/ s$ L% }) r+ j$ p Save water. Shower with your girlfriend., M1 u4 L- I, S; h+ @9 r5 x
/ F8 Z9 T8 }7 ~1 P0 ^4 t$ ^1 a, v: ^ 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。4 z* h- r' q% S) R( w* P: O1 ?
$ N, {6 H8 n" |5 K' f( e; P Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.0 u2 k' c l% m
* w2 @2 S. |" E1 B- ~6 } 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。9 k' m2 v" O9 f5 H4 K/ {
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Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.) {( B$ Z! S% k6 [
2 P9 f6 ~+ {$ U6 [ 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。- A' s# A) d. x
+ h! q/ u& y1 X% W Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.8 a! r2 ~) H9 U5 C: |" s) h8 Y5 p
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
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( i1 X% U v. ]: V. W The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。/ f: c- t/ I# c7 z
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
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5 ]$ }) f9 [6 o7 ^ Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.9 p* ^ }0 v9 f: k9 [7 O8 Y
4 r. r8 U/ `1 d' {& u8 ]# N0 L& @ 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。/ X" \# p$ H2 P4 K
* F6 ] x' U# a* P9 C* \ Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
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爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
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/ F: K( O- q6 U6 ^$ K* ~) }2 f: ]* V Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.6 q0 j+ F |4 ~3 b% {
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后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。- d# z5 M; Q g$ L; Y R! w
! o$ _( _/ B8 r% F “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.8 c* |& ~; _. n% A! }* U% L* d
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“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
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8 W5 ^& f- {# a There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
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7 t9 _: s; e7 Y% H4 I0 p+ K6 q, n 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
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- z3 W/ X. I2 Q0 a c: ~9 g1 i “Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?
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- {2 o# U3 C& R! L l 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。2 T! e/ F' b+ }7 e% ]+ A% u7 e
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“Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!
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% f0 v5 O/ m6 t8 |% i 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.& }* `1 |) G3 l! d. o
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神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。2 n9 |7 K* R' @' q7 H) v, X8 k1 p: g
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When two’s company, three’s the result!
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两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.8 O0 T( ~# M7 E! I& }9 L0 o
8 {, h$ }8 t# h) S- X+ r 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.3 m0 n9 O8 K1 A5 Q
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The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.' U$ A! o/ ^% J
* b- g+ ?& |' J- ]3 n# F; j* M 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着。 |
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