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本文由倍可亲网友[ 蓝蓝的天 ] 于 2008-10-8 21:56 上贴 % I* S2 x$ @$ i( m! j0 R. o' t
原文网址: http://club.backchina.com/main/viewthread.php?tid=713559 # q+ F' O, q5 K* K/ t; S2 ?3 n8 |: O: ~
Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.
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+ f" x Y* @& s/ m 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。, Y4 R* u( g' u% V+ X( T9 P4 e
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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) L7 g) i+ M- k" P6 p& E 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。 s) R& r4 b1 l# g$ h& E \
6 J! N; V$ G0 j+ @* x L Save water. Shower with your girlfriend./ @4 y4 X2 T% {6 C% U( R1 I& U
# j. o0 `7 R o0 t% X 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
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Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.
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. J' E; J5 j7 \1 d+ U! G, |- U 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。; w% V. r F- o. u
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Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.2 j* ]6 u6 J' t9 Y! A* s2 r/ V
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。9 _. X8 T( X0 J6 O
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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1 @: U0 ?# y" l" ` 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。! D6 s$ M: b$ i4 e1 m: M
& t) B7 [( E$ e/ Q2 H The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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2 a7 e) D9 ]) _% J. c 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。 n/ o$ R2 C8 A7 V( p3 `* K' |
- p8 r3 B* j: m' H. Z Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.4 `- u7 O5 ^' F
: J! m( Q* W; j 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
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% U' h# E2 ^$ ]6 U4 h! E# L3 D) o Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today." B J# S7 }0 y
. r. C$ V9 J0 ~+ T \ 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
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1 P+ b7 D. p9 i4 n4 ^9 t* L Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
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( g( b+ \* \# D* h% M) p/ H 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。! m N" i) o& s8 `5 t& M
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.3 e( G. t/ j+ ^1 u
9 E& _+ \# j0 j- c 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。/ L9 q' Z# l& W8 y7 M. y7 F
* t/ Y9 D- e( l “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
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“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。! ~, }6 K# F* c2 i4 C
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
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应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。5 U: x; V, K7 Y2 E
0 x# x$ f7 Y, \4 g8 y, f “Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?
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9 I$ Q7 K5 M- \. N* e/ z* P$ l 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。) b9 J9 L0 \; W r
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“Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!
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工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。5 f' t) l4 v- U5 F1 a
4 r) }& m1 }: o B8 }9 g God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
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5 e2 t! f/ g( N( v5 P& y% E 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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* B# N" `" s. h% c When two’s company, three’s the result!
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! j. C: Z$ l; ^7 _7 o5 h 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!3 q6 i+ U' ]0 p# m: ~. |
, ^2 @( J G9 U" m* t A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.# g# T# _; f0 U& B8 A' P
' Q6 V% o* y- T 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。; ^9 [7 l* o: I9 E9 c
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.* _7 }, R" t5 R" h+ x
% g0 L; C- B9 N. i. i, h% L) l% J The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.+ t: y* M& n. q- J' _- ~& u! g
2 o& L1 D4 F3 x4 H! l 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着。 |
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