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本文由倍可亲网友[ 蓝蓝的天 ] 于 2008-10-8 21:56 上贴
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Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.
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- @! Y1 V- Z# f5 ~& a0 J6 N 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
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/ A9 U2 D) l5 B& M( y% V One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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3 X5 F1 c) o9 |7 ~9 D9 o+ O2 H8 }2 o 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。' z( ?, x' n( J2 K
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Save water. Shower with your girlfriend., E N3 n2 o; o( |8 _: d. ?
: z F* f' ?3 s+ R 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
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$ y/ }2 ?5 ^/ j8 Y2 w3 w# W0 } Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.
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' @! P% F/ d" D( B1 ?' N 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。* z9 S& d1 O, `/ ^* D
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Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.
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; d6 z! i; q6 \3 i: }2 i 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。6 _: o; h" X2 Y# b `. T: t
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.- a+ D# T4 D+ S1 y+ Y. f( F
; Y R& \# Y9 t0 O9 A1 g 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。& F; y/ {/ X( `, s
( ^. Z5 ~9 t# X% A% z: H8 p The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.) X6 ?6 G4 c! ]! ^7 y
m( D. P4 H1 |. o 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。# G) ^- l, e2 [% {; H
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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4 ]* _+ Q) x7 E1 _% x* X 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
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爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
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4 X% s, M* K" y Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.. A; U4 e- B) `8 G) U
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后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
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“Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
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; u% ?* ^. T: T7 h- A! G “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。# B- @# L( `8 f" Q: v/ F7 b# H: u
+ s+ U( Q d7 d8 i There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.$ t: b! m; c% b Z; G" v+ f9 B
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应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
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# L, i) ` S4 n “Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?0 {* C! {( g, \% [
& ^% p) Q4 C J 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。. r7 N9 R* i% W5 I4 u' P
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“Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!
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工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。' r% Q5 e/ {9 d! K! v: \
( R! J$ }( O# o8 C5 w& d God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.4 B' n% a. h* V$ D- M6 x$ v
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神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。! O2 L, v( g$ x M# m
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When two’s company, three’s the result!% @3 J8 N0 [" v$ e
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两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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( r" q5 D' j, j$ I" p( G8 l+ l A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
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服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.
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The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着。 |
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