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本文由倍可亲网友[ 蓝蓝的天 ] 于 2008-10-8 21:56 上贴
7 P5 P9 i$ o; r原文网址: http://club.backchina.com/main/viewthread.php?tid=713559
$ W$ A9 h7 l: ]! a Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.4 K/ U3 d1 W3 F9 N
2 ~9 h, g' ]" J; s 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。- c2 Q7 |2 b2 V2 m! H
4 ~% D1 o5 j3 b9 Y One should love animals. They are so tasty.4 Y5 @- L7 k; Q) w6 M# ?0 d
8 m3 m" P w k+ B 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
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Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
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要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
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Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
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Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.# T! w [) t$ {7 Z* @$ ?+ m
0 p( G6 s( D7 B9 i9 P' @' W) {' w& b 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。2 Z* w4 k/ K3 y- w6 V5 j% k: t
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.7 h: J8 {3 S2 b* M# g+ U5 l
" d' W# c1 D4 L' f 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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4 Y6 z. c1 m1 O2 w9 i" z 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。3 o+ \2 m# q: z% x
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.# G% r# g* A1 d- R
: d% z/ D! Q+ J% Q/ M9 p 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。; B4 }0 i; |0 d; o2 U
: }( `& G5 J$ Q0 b( H# o Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
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& E2 C" q$ C4 w6 N8 T8 E 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。$ I0 Q5 J0 N; x, N" p/ R
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.; s$ w' N5 |$ b9 D0 r# c
% ~& R% g, p: V/ n) W 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。9 Y' R A! a9 r4 @
s) ?4 j; I6 O# s/ Z3 F/ h “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
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“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
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! o; e2 }8 U9 O" t) T" N7 B" ] There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
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2 T7 I3 J+ ^( N+ q/ G6 S 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
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+ C' U- h: L- c# L* P: `6 T( t6 \1 L “Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?
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努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。* \+ N$ B) h6 f5 p8 M% }
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“Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!
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- B+ l* s' z8 ?5 @ 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。3 F! l7 C$ p r( W4 F
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.: l2 T/ ~0 }* Z# e% k, S* d
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神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。5 q k) n4 f& E0 s! w+ d8 D& Y, e
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When two’s company, three’s the result!3 Y: Q2 [/ f7 Q+ |
. \6 V- Y' `- l$ T: Q. U, q 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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" @2 ?, E% y) N0 u8 l( i A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.$ \9 s8 _& }$ r% K
' U& Q" Z6 o, R" A% ~9 A- Y 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。2 B, R9 p1 g5 k; L
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.+ h( v" H; i9 N5 K
7 T4 G* o6 Q2 ^/ |1 [ The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.5 k2 R/ W* t) J/ C+ K
; p( X. f3 Q7 [! |2 `* n9 a$ I 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着。 |
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