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本文由倍可亲网友[ 蓝蓝的天 ] 于 2008-10-8 21:56 上贴
/ G# F: f' \/ q- X9 ?$ W7 m原文网址: http://club.backchina.com/main/viewthread.php?tid=713559
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
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! S$ Y4 v& k, m4 s; d, W One should love animals. They are so tasty.' W9 g3 b/ R' ^; ?% G$ {
& S& q8 M, }; R; z 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。) O4 T* J( ?8 W
: ^; C6 @. U4 n# B, g Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
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要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
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Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.; `+ d. O9 p. K
3 R3 a! D' W" f" N1 O# ~0 Y 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
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Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.
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' q- N. J5 U, b8 k2 Z9 `5 Y+ u 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。( I6 d6 G8 E" g
6 v- U7 j# A1 W4 N Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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& p2 \8 F* E6 ~# V/ q' P 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。7 C% k) u& }6 O2 d3 j4 ]1 d6 [
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.2 Y) V- s2 ?5 z7 o( m2 i5 X4 I
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
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$ Z/ Y- V0 t! U' P" K9 }2 ^ Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives./ _2 p; t( H: B- J1 ~5 m+ V# J" v
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。+ e( m j! H. A. D# m1 g. i5 y
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。* A* }7 h, o+ o
, Q6 h3 b' {2 |% E3 } Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop." g- r* m* ~/ P- T
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爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
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- i5 K9 U! c% ` Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.: f$ `6 A8 T. }% V9 T1 d
3 U$ m8 C% y* o" h2 Y 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。* n; r1 d7 B& ?, Y' A; R
7 b; M; A& L1 C1 I4 ^5 w “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
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“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。7 t5 h* v0 I7 j% i
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
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应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
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“Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?
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; r' l7 w3 g5 y% _ 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
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3 l+ ~3 J x- ^( }7 t5 c “Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!3 k/ A- Z9 I, N& o: Y8 J z, R* L
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工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。5 |) n R) n4 k ]4 D
5 L5 Z3 C% X1 _& G& m God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.7 t* m! _; V3 ]0 n% E; ]3 i4 v
; N7 J# O- n- V1 A# t! z 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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When two’s company, three’s the result!
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两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!( E7 d0 H; ~+ d5 R! `" @( G
2 P& k# ~( c, b. Y A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.$ w8 D* i- H' O' H. w
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服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。/ U7 z" R, o$ S( ~& s; Y. A
4 ]0 Z% ?/ P* i, c The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.
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The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.1 C" v8 {+ D3 H
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学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着。 |
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