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本文由倍可亲网友[ 蓝蓝的天 ] 于 2008-10-8 21:56 上贴
- I7 n, B# A- Q. g9 e6 @; T原文网址: http://club.backchina.com/main/viewthread.php?tid=713559 6 w& J) w) x; G# z$ Y% R
Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.
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0 }' g& k/ F. r9 F- V1 | 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
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I$ l* n5 {/ f One should love animals. They are so tasty.8 R# f4 B! H) N+ o9 O
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每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
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Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.* i1 `' o, |% g
0 O; g; a8 Z( B& e7 D' U* r 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。# N9 [4 n/ d) F' T b' x' x% G
0 Y) Y1 s, _/ U+ i Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
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Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.
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% i& p6 k1 x( |8 Y$ G2 N: ~ 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
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* K& V% Q) | Q Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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1 e1 ?+ o! q' ?1 S" n: N 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。 y% [* P4 A9 j3 P) K
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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- d+ O6 I" ^4 p2 n3 G/ b4 ^ 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。' f# i1 p+ `; p( n$ b1 _
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
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9 J( b! X6 ^( x% k4 u0 u' \ Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。0 ~+ E+ G3 J7 r7 C! C2 E
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
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4 G2 h9 c' w9 V. @$ d3 V 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.. |! o; e, n+ @# m' L7 }, K
" R- J' P) T& }7 X# X4 b 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。1 Q4 n0 D1 c- h) R0 b" h3 j
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“Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
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“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。 `" m E A$ P1 Y, }
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. D2 |* ]+ P+ Q, p0 E% v
6 E' V$ {9 Y7 x/ p# R 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
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, m: s% I2 V8 M8 S6 h “Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?
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$ g' S* x1 H; g T2 g3 l 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。7 ]; @, n1 C! f
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“Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!
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: r1 ]1 c( H, [. u( l2 [ 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。! A, w0 G F5 h' d0 A; C
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
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神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。# B* s5 q$ q" M4 ?. I; `
" o* z/ A! z9 V ]; y When two’s company, three’s the result!
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- K+ v3 }! u! I1 a 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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G# s3 V1 G; t/ W4 }, `- D A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
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服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
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2 B5 C. f0 G3 D- E" p The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.6 c! W, X3 ?$ \# N- p
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The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着。 |
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