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本文由倍可亲网友[ 蓝蓝的天 ] 于 2008-10-8 21:56 上贴 # B3 F. I1 l0 O7 i/ q
原文网址: http://club.backchina.com/main/viewthread.php?tid=713559
0 V3 r3 K0 U! V0 Y# e) S Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.( Z' m0 H' F# Q2 z) y% n6 G! Q
: A9 |0 m1 @/ u 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。+ }( ]1 _6 v# B: g
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One should love animals. They are so tasty. X. d! c% E1 Q: r
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每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
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) h$ f1 h8 _9 `9 z& \1 [, u Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
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要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。9 E# H0 o* `$ S* Y8 H0 [8 P' l
3 `3 \" N7 b: C+ \$ l Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.
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" x0 d! T* K$ r8 ` 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
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Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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# }% V$ p) [: c% ?. C! H9 r 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. M5 a7 e* Q. u3 p; q* w
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today./ H/ B0 O2 _( @! v
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不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.9 k9 g. |% f. }; `: y9 H9 \2 k
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爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。7 A6 X. G$ d1 |( a+ _
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
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后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。/ V! [$ p0 ]# c) s
+ B1 b: s4 r9 R/ ?& J) }$ W “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
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) }, @! S4 x7 v7 w “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.9 t( E' f5 l( [/ l* c/ n+ q
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应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。3 T4 a+ @; |7 e7 k
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“Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk? H B8 _) h: G& ^% L
) G1 J7 S: h$ U9 h2 Q$ B0 q, B 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。" I/ D$ f4 A3 T3 D, [0 [7 p
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“Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!
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' ^1 @# K+ H, R 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。9 q6 D8 P) i; @4 Q" U4 x
5 O4 v) f; o8 X- s8 h God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
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1 B/ C# Q( X0 J0 A9 H+ E3 y 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。2 h6 H- [# H: @0 Q3 e' ~
! ~' X# q7 L: }- n p. [ P J When two’s company, three’s the result!
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两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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$ V# b% i' @* d* ]+ u A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
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服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.
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! ]8 D+ Y/ F0 G9 p, r The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.5 W- w7 _- u+ `: W
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学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着。 |
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