Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
5 \) C+ }/ `$ o. u* ^' wOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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! ]* K5 E+ n8 A9 L- I# P/ hHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.

The blonde started laughing.
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

6 q+ \2 j2 g; H' R  eThis time the blonde laughed even harder.
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# O% h9 T. t! {- k5 c' ]5 DLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

Rowing Your Boat
; i; i$ G* W/ Q) {4 ^Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.

1 b- C) {9 E# \/ J, `: RThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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$ V1 E0 l0 C8 T2 b# wTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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  h( t! {. Z3 z" [% E( q2 fI Want to Buy That
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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- f* r5 O. i9 a- x) uThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.

Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.

& I# b& @; ^. P/ c: `To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.

The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"

Are You Really Sure?
0 X6 `9 `0 e& G8 m; I/ YA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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9 \0 y$ n9 A& u- F; TIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."

# {/ C, X5 V8 y- P8 gOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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7 }' O/ C- e; _7 a. |7 XA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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* _5 x, s5 T1 GThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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# k/ }% d+ A0 M6 {$ E, u6 a" x* tShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.

The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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