Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
* `2 [7 u8 h! R$ S( |One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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The blonde started laughing.

0 m4 A( J1 o' pThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

3 H! D! V$ j3 @6 d9 u% Q1 S1 c1 JThis time the blonde laughed even harder.
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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4 O, S- f8 _8 X" k& \+ U  e5 e, iThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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Rowing Your Boat
/ Z5 Q+ g* _7 W4 H; U$ L! }Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.

- P5 c$ O& w$ m% L5 Y: H* wThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."

  q5 ?$ v! @2 J& l( b( ^% T; uI Want to Buy That
  Y3 H" y( k( z7 }: }/ a) o$ v& u3 AA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.

( B( s0 c# |; Z4 Y+ o1 BThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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3 I5 B+ B7 V2 `; j- nThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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$ v/ W  U% p% kFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.

* Q' ?5 W5 M, |6 u+ H. D/ ~Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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. s+ i1 d4 K% I' E* S2 n. rTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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! v1 J% ], [" f( }* lThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"

The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"

1 S4 f6 s* ~: d0 ?Are You Really Sure?
: C# N( k' f9 ?( ^7 }4 h$ H1 `1 wA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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+ m) a% Z5 S1 _& N3 H0 Y/ BIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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Blonde Sky Divers
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.

' U6 ^1 }9 B# a: T9 W) QShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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0 G5 y5 L9 b. l5 C. L% z[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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