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Blonde Car Accident
( D" ~( b9 Y4 T" aOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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) L$ {" Y& s1 O% F. n$ e' wThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.( w- h% ]+ R5 J
3 V: M+ f s/ u: E8 a6 n9 iHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.* @1 m5 ? D& c/ o6 H
; }# U" J/ K3 ~Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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The blonde started laughing.3 ?* N/ P* U* l6 _- D
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.; a9 U, |, y+ \( \+ y$ Z* ]% }. ?
/ l0 |& `& U8 C* G5 C4 uThis time the blonde laughed even harder.( Z# i. e4 _ }! U4 r o
( o9 x; \; _% ?Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car./ y3 p& s; \' W& D, @) u9 v$ b! @
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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+ U' Q0 u, B) n" cThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"' n b% k/ {1 l4 I3 `
$ I0 n" c: i( s7 j& @" S4 r. d3 b3 g' zRowing Your Boat
* ]. u2 m$ t% ]Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.; }3 Z, j/ W/ k5 `4 g6 U
! y( \3 }' x3 c/ y* VThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"3 J* D# s/ M. F ?& t d
& ?9 X, j) G8 _% U+ u! YTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."8 A1 i. \3 z; N" r8 Q4 D
3 k5 k' v, G- c3 Z8 pI Want to Buy That
4 e7 b( ~1 a7 x5 V8 T$ EA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.( A3 x3 r% y0 r/ w# N- D
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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$ J h* }1 @9 E7 [# O5 w- E3 w; r8 TThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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- H! ~8 t _2 Y2 _. a1 `Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.! Z6 z. R2 d+ P8 A5 `* V
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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/ X# z; _: k0 CTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.. ^& B. v5 I4 U4 P+ G
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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9 `4 s ?, b% m' }4 yAre You Really Sure?
c8 y" I& {" z3 {; m- B) mA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?". v8 L8 S; I" x k; R9 ~
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."9 @+ s! ]- v0 q: V" J! A, y r6 g
4 M9 g* H2 i8 E& XOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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" f& m$ d6 k& e4 t4 t4 UBlonde Sky Divers
/ {$ |3 Y+ Q" r$ O e! v4 |A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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, Y# w: E& R7 |! q. XThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens. i" A* ? ]. s L9 e
. ?+ m1 z* u3 W$ dShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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: u$ e& m3 v3 ~$ Q7 FThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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