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Blonde Car Accident
/ Q8 ^( x# `, U; P$ E, }+ WOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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" e6 l" A% {% m3 z$ h" O. `% D1 F4 xThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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2 E( k0 ^# Z4 ~The blonde started laughing.
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield., ]4 f& J/ Y6 J1 e! }& O
3 N! `# I3 c* h1 t/ PThis time the blonde laughed even harder. z) ]; e2 X/ q5 Y2 U
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.8 u" P( V+ R" r. h
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.! \6 w; M4 ]+ |+ f
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"2 }5 [* ]! W+ y: V) M
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Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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/ o, V1 x$ K+ w9 X3 O4 kTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."6 Q" J% E1 ]: y8 g2 o ^
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/ Y3 b+ Y6 Y4 Y/ x5 Z: CA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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: ~' g& N, z$ w1 b; eThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.. d1 C! B1 B* P
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes./ ^' v6 d' {4 b5 A( a
z. K4 t2 K; e* h' FFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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" F$ i! O- V t; uSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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7 J1 b2 y% N# O7 a7 q- cTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"! C. w* m3 K2 i% @2 R$ N
, a+ P. h+ K0 d4 TThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"+ D4 o4 j6 [, j7 @& }; j
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A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?") Y! D# {4 z7 M' e0 @9 k4 b
k6 W2 m7 E% s1 OIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."3 X6 M/ H7 s I' Y# x, Q; M U: j
; k3 {( n# i( h) g9 wOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."/ g; D4 a5 a5 W
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Blonde Sky Divers
$ o8 d% \- n) `" [, w) K- g0 \. zA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.5 D& i1 i V9 k1 n
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.6 {' X; ^; j6 i' a
9 d) b# e5 R# p8 m% p. s& K" cShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.5 h- g8 A+ M1 i0 N: O1 o
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The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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