The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
trying to decide who was the one in charge.
' Z* W8 y) E& D* A. R: G8 G# K- U'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'

# d: Y5 H' H% W0 n  v'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the
" ]0 j# X' R* }3 N. Xstomach
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'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
0 J8 s( }* _% `3 K* F. ]+ c'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'

6 Q7 Y2 ?5 F( V2 v'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
% a! r4 v1 E5 h% G'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
4 `# \3 h( k1 L+ e) a" n'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'
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  Q% z+ K% @& B3 Z1 N% fAll the other body parts laughed at the rectum
: r; y5 H$ }) B, m( s5 yand insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days,
the brain had a terrible headache,
the stomach
was bloated,
" G* ?, {! R$ i4 }" Sthe legs
got wobbly,
8 ^8 Q; a  I4 P) k! d9 \; Sthe eyes
got watery,
$ ?; R1 t: j8 K6 sand the
blood
& R8 W, C) f! ewas toxic.
' I3 I' d% t/ ^, {( }9 n) N9 M/ mThey all decided that the
rectum should be the boss.
' _2 j( {* m) \The Moral of the story?
* P7 f/ G! e& Q- {" _! D1 |$ tThe ass hole is usually the one in charge!
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[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!

9 u8 b& B5 L0 ~3 {" b6 t% y: k& q3 HWhere you got this so funning story!
7 W. b# J4 Q! ~* V+ T& n5 sI like it.