The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

$ l% i) G' Z2 D, ]- IAll the organs of the body were having a meeting,
trying to decide who was the one in charge.
) `( h0 \1 J7 o5 J& p0 M, Y'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
7 e; t/ m0 m, [# m! f'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'

'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the
stomach
,
'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
/ t+ y. F/ c! r+ |  H7 M- \. B% ?5 H& S'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
8 C7 ^9 y; Y' w* X/ B: k( i" T' _'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
& E% y/ `, J( ]  m  m$ i9 i$ x  P'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
' v* _5 I$ \8 }0 L; {6 s* k'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'
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8 |7 ?* ?* N) `# T# QAll the other body parts laughed at the rectum
( Y4 r9 F+ n: k, b# w7 Y# q; m7 ^and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days,
the brain had a terrible headache,
the stomach
was bloated,
the legs
0 S4 w, W7 V6 Z" Hgot wobbly,
0 t% G( Y+ U: h3 H7 m% R- {+ W3 ythe eyes
got watery,
and the
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6 V* D: E0 N. t/ Twas toxic.
4 t& w, f5 b! v# X0 jThey all decided that the
* _8 R- {. @# ]rectum should be the boss.
The Moral of the story?
1 V0 Q4 g% B/ L3 g% c; H7 TThe ass hole is usually the one in charge!



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[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!
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Where you got this so funning story!
5 u( X3 Z0 Y/ E$ wI like it.