The Colonoscopy

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All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
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'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
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'I should be in charge,' said the
stomach
,
'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
  j0 Y7 w" o9 x; v" {'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
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+ N' m1 U  \9 H3 Y'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'
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All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
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was bloated,
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got wobbly,
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got watery,
and the
blood
was toxic.
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5 _( x4 w3 ^  w: Z9 l  @2 TThe Moral of the story?
7 q) Q, k. V3 n1 I* @* @The ass hole is usually the one in charge!

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Sunnyman

Haha!
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Where you got this so funning story!
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