The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

1 j3 C! Y: i1 l) S* r6 i" q3 UAll the organs of the body were having a meeting,
trying to decide who was the one in charge.
  `" y6 h1 U; b) V- N. s% D" y9 g8 B* I'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'

'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'

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'I should be in charge,' said the
stomach
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'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
! V0 r2 N$ }- W2 z, @5 A'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
: l) c; w! |- ^9 a+ t'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'

'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
! p& X# r2 g+ P+ z8 Q7 d: ]- h'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
3 ?  T6 d+ ~3 P( I'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'
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2 z8 @" N+ r# [0 MAll the other body parts laughed at the rectum
+ j4 `- ~- c+ b- b: Land insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
/ M6 `+ c/ L0 p# ]1 c. k3 L0 @Within a few days,
+ V! x. R2 {" z' j* E9 J% T# bthe brain had a terrible headache,
the stomach
6 m6 G1 o$ F; N3 Uwas bloated,
the legs
0 V) e1 r, F  g- Q/ l( {got wobbly,
0 L' p4 j9 ]% E/ p" D2 e! kthe eyes
+ v9 o! A" y( D  ~9 [7 N  Y; Kgot watery,
and the
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- `2 X8 M7 i, I* E; iwas toxic.
They all decided that the
7 R2 I( k8 w8 x1 d" wrectum should be the boss.
# [9 f% S* b4 Q3 u9 K. n& v# T/ DThe Moral of the story?
: y& M. z4 m8 v* e3 V: S. _9 `+ G! MThe ass hole is usually the one in charge!

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[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!
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6 J" T' d; g# f# M  P8 P2 nWhere you got this so funning story!
I like it.