The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

, [5 l( q5 I$ }+ ~* TAll the organs of the body were having a meeting,
trying to decide who was the one in charge.
4 N/ a- t, o# J) z. {'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'

'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
* n. L, M" m) ?! t/ }$ D6 ^1 b3 |6 {'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'

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6 ?' g3 b) @9 ~& b'I should be in charge,' said the
1 K/ F7 i7 y! X; t' P# w& Astomach
,
'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
- U7 t& f" @. X  k3 _% F6 T' n8 I'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'

1 g1 N/ w8 a, ]) a'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
5 j! I$ V7 N3 H/ _% N* K, n9 [* Y'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
, v" g0 j; |$ K9 t9 _1 {'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
8 N6 \$ C. a9 s, mWithin a few days,
8 f" p( e1 B5 H$ g3 s; `4 e0 L) \the brain had a terrible headache,
" X; u" c; I$ @, k" N+ m) ?the stomach
was bloated,
the legs
got wobbly,
, h3 k4 S. g  [! Jthe eyes
4 D( v7 Y( S5 q% Qgot watery,
and the
blood
was toxic.
& |& D! \! c9 }& I- i5 LThey all decided that the
+ J( v5 A% [" v' orectum should be the boss.
$ @; ~- Y. D8 ]8 g8 vThe Moral of the story?
The ass hole is usually the one in charge!
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  P" o1 M, h9 l3 y[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!
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Where you got this so funning story!
2 }# O0 I$ X  }% ~4 w0 OI like it.