The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
trying to decide who was the one in charge.
# Z9 ~7 k1 j. Y2 A: ~  T0 O! W'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
8 O$ i  T' E0 S( v; _8 X$ z/ Y'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
' V5 M6 }6 V- Y& c; L. U6 b1 S'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the
stomach
,
'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
1 g5 k; Y+ i9 _! k, A3 u; m( S'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'

5 S. o" W6 ?& _0 J! V+ m9 e'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
) E1 y$ c4 f* ?( d0 \9 o'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
* I2 [+ H& }& n- B( U2 X8 S0 y, [" _'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
+ j7 w- ^- i6 }' H'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'

' R' v8 _) v* F& \; `+ L* u) [0 H) wAll the other body parts laughed at the rectum
and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days,
the brain had a terrible headache,
the stomach
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got wobbly,
the eyes
got watery,
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blood
was toxic.
" {. G% k! u  v7 J- M+ V: \; IThey all decided that the
rectum should be the boss.
7 O0 j' T% C8 \* {The Moral of the story?
The ass hole is usually the one in charge!

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. P. M5 f2 Q0 d2 d( v[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!
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Where you got this so funning story!
" ~- @, ~  M  {' K6 N9 pI like it.