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The Colonoscopy

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发表于 2008-9-27 22:25 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
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'I should be in charge,' said the brain,4 ]( O4 o4 f' F5 M
'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'

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'I should be in charge,' said the blood
,
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'I should be in charge,' said the
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stomach

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'because I process food and give all of you energy.'

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'I should be in charge,' said the legs,, d, {. Y" j# d( C9 m$ m
'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'5 E1 b: ]7 j. D5 `2 i9 r: O
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'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,  R6 E0 b; {7 v2 D* S1 t+ Z
'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
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All the other body parts laughed at the rectum* f3 F2 N) X! @
and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.

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the brain had a terrible headache,
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the
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was bloated,
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legs
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got wobbly,
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got watery,, B* V+ c4 }7 n9 S
and the
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blood
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was toxic.
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rectum should be the boss.% e# w% t: @+ v
The Moral of the story?
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[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-10-5 10:27 | 显示全部楼层
Haha!# j/ r' q& N* I6 K9 @* s$ a; @

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