The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
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'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
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'I should be in charge,' said the
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'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
; q+ H0 d  V( P$ W8 g/ S'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'

'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
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All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
# c4 Q" i7 H1 P; n( h1 w0 ^Within a few days,
the brain had a terrible headache,
the stomach
was bloated,
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got watery,
and the
blood
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rectum should be the boss.
The Moral of the story?
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[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!

& l0 G$ J: a1 N% x8 W% E: RWhere you got this so funning story!
3 s; M, Q; ^) a2 n$ [I like it.