The Colonoscopy

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  G3 J% M6 O* e4 ]8 J" m, uAll the organs of the body were having a meeting,
/ Z5 r  U% [- Etrying to decide who was the one in charge.
'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
. J/ ^' ?/ x3 y8 S6 P7 ~7 \6 e1 P'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'

'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'
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+ M$ N/ K5 Y- }' Y3 p'I should be in charge,' said the
stomach
,
'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'

'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'
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All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
' e1 _* F9 _6 W( n7 VWithin a few days,
. D0 G% B. G( l4 {$ pthe brain had a terrible headache,
the stomach
was bloated,
8 ?+ L$ m# \4 ^  y/ W+ G1 gthe legs
; Y$ g0 F9 H; l8 k6 m! [got wobbly,
- j; O2 E! `. B0 H) v2 s" N6 A7 bthe eyes
* \' }  P7 D1 `* x+ |  Xgot watery,
and the
5 @( A7 n' O( g( B: Qblood
( w2 J# Z  {: N  N) x' Rwas toxic.
! A4 ]* j3 i. }) d  [; `: c9 bThey all decided that the
rectum should be the boss.
The Moral of the story?
  N; k5 Q0 ?2 L# o' v8 v8 WThe ass hole is usually the one in charge!
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3 k9 c* K  x0 E# J# |; `[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!

Where you got this so funning story!
5 B! r5 u- X: n( fI like it.