The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
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'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
7 U+ l) |! k# |'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'

'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'
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8 p) L5 t0 l+ {8 m. r'I should be in charge,' said the
7 {9 ?* K) N+ o: o" kstomach
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0 W6 ?9 |8 C1 ?  x4 X'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
7 M( ^0 o4 M* ]% `; {! t'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
0 M/ f" p% h' Z. b5 [8 s" E8 w'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'

'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
8 ^2 t% b9 p0 ~5 j( @7 Y5 }'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
  j3 d% Q# t% [4 t' q! x, wWithin a few days,
7 i2 n/ ?5 t7 D; @: D9 C: Tthe brain had a terrible headache,
the stomach
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6 i) B2 H* T1 z8 xthe eyes
got watery,
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blood
was toxic.
They all decided that the
3 ?6 H, P' D9 q+ }: j3 Arectum should be the boss.
The Moral of the story?
2 [" \2 @$ J: s8 [) tThe ass hole is usually the one in charge!

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2 v" r7 P9 H4 s- ?6 Q# y[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!

# ~/ ?! G, Q% f2 v  IWhere you got this so funning story!
I like it.