The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

% I0 c$ y( j* Z$ A& B6 U" `2 VAll the organs of the body were having a meeting,
$ a+ i+ m. d$ \trying to decide who was the one in charge.
'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
8 k- Z! T7 l. m5 p'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'

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stomach
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, d' ~+ ?0 D/ @- z" n'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
8 p" ~: Z) o% {; {'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
6 m# W- ^( }: w3 G'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'

1 x  t3 G( }2 V' ['I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
8 a% i$ g# I$ `4 \( n, j, _'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
7 R* O# s  T+ {6 k'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
2 e2 j6 B# B) ^* l, w4 IWithin a few days,
0 d/ l, x: [( a5 z: y! z3 nthe brain had a terrible headache,
the stomach
. M- }) m$ d8 U8 n8 bwas bloated,
the legs
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; K$ V% e* s2 E  |  k9 qthe eyes
9 g* ~. F. ]0 m( o: s0 x: P) s8 egot watery,
and the
8 ^& ~1 L6 J2 cblood
  z, c8 o) P: x2 n, N. mwas toxic.
. t9 r  ]$ g6 o& R. tThey all decided that the
$ q4 `$ d4 C: p/ B! Crectum should be the boss.
The Moral of the story?
The ass hole is usually the one in charge!


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[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!
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8 y" L9 k  v9 h& O  g; }Where you got this so funning story!
, f# W+ Y$ H6 L5 eI like it.