The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

' Y& c9 g) I6 fAll the organs of the body were having a meeting,
' U8 |, E# T1 W  A2 Rtrying to decide who was the one in charge.
'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'
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2 q; Y: j9 {0 p" E& Y8 {'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the
stomach
,
'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
8 o2 z/ @# A, w1 y8 c  u'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'

7 q- u" R' x0 [$ N8 d: ['I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
, S# }! ~- F% P5 g4 W; C'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
6 b! q. V0 e8 |'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days,
the brain had a terrible headache,
' G1 o7 s/ H' O$ _the stomach
4 O9 \3 Z) n. o& Q- D: Gwas bloated,
: z! ~  a7 k5 O) j1 hthe legs
4 X1 P* i2 o7 Z! k- Ogot wobbly,
- l! [$ f: Q% F, Cthe eyes
got watery,
and the
8 ^# f1 O" j. o  w0 cblood
& i( U+ l5 ?7 x6 u7 y# g# I1 p6 fwas toxic.
( K( Q; O! h3 e& ^0 cThey all decided that the
rectum should be the boss.
The Moral of the story?
The ass hole is usually the one in charge!
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3 i' ~: E% P+ }[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!
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( R+ g, C7 v! a, hWhere you got this so funning story!
" N6 G  \2 h3 a# j* K( e* fI like it.