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, [5 l( q5 I$ }+ ~* TAll the organs of the body were having a meeting,# O) ^ M4 h& Q
trying to decide who was the one in charge.
4 N/ a- t, o# J) z. { 'I should be in charge,' said the brain,% m0 `, O' b# {" T7 a y
'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'" ~* x, p9 f+ A3 |( i, u* M: B
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'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
* n. L, M" m) ?! t/ }$ D6 ^1 b3 |6 {'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'3 e( Z( o9 x0 C
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6 ?' g3 b) @9 ~& b'I should be in charge,' said the
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'because I process food and give all of you energy.'; z; }: l; P# r, y, u
'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
- U7 t& f" @. X k3 _% F6 T' n8 I'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'" \5 v% L( W5 W4 ]# P! J$ K8 q
1 g1 N/ w8 a, ]) a 'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,. }5 l- o0 J& S- W2 r3 u; D! L% Q8 k l
'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
5 j! I$ V7 N3 H/ _% N* K, n9 [* Y 'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
, v" g0 j; |$ K9 t9 _1 {'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'# b6 W+ l6 W9 e7 K" C' F" Y
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All the other body parts laughed at the rectum. Q! M9 K% ^6 V7 L1 s% x! O) ~
and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
8 N6 \$ C. a9 s, mWithin a few days,
8 f" p( e1 B5 H$ g3 s; `4 e0 L) \the brain had a terrible headache,
" X; u" c; I$ @, k" N+ m) ?the stomach/ X& z$ L- P! X9 V0 `5 ?% k/ }. I9 W
was bloated,8 Q! R& x; ?% Z+ X1 c; W
the legs# _' }$ T, G6 y4 {$ P9 q+ h) }2 r& \
got wobbly,
, h3 k4 S. g [! Jthe eyes
4 D( v7 Y( S5 q% Qgot watery,' K D. x3 B- P0 ~0 [3 a) q! X
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was toxic.
& |& D! \! c9 }& I- i5 LThey all decided that the
+ J( v5 A% [" v' orectum should be the boss.
$ @; ~- Y. D8 ]8 g8 vThe Moral of the story?! }% i1 I- D! p, ?3 I( E0 ?: P7 V. s
The ass hole is usually the one in charge!
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