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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing.
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A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'0 J9 f6 ^! n; ]
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The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'
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" h/ \6 W% H' sThe man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'& E7 N$ O2 K1 h& Q- A+ x
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The person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'
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The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'
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That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'
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He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'; Q' X: ^. Z! F3 x6 h
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, i( k( d6 g* @( t7 w& PPuzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'9 Y* m2 n; V5 a" C! q2 j; O# K
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The African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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