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4 i( ?% H V3 i, A1 @A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'
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% Q0 r* R5 s" ]4 n2 v; ~The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'
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The man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'
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The person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'
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The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'9 t& T$ ~2 g4 h& O
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That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'
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2 ]5 S! F# ~6 {8 K: OHe finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'1 ^% R( \$ w. E& i4 u
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She says , 'No, I am from Africa !': u# l A3 i" a* `2 `( e+ G! I
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Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'
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The African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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