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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing. ! B& r6 g1 G' ]7 f, J
$ q0 u; O4 n X q6 H) N' G M, xA Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'5 t1 B( }6 D& B9 h, G2 l% ^4 X
; l& \) f2 w# k; sThe passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'
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1 A3 _2 m5 v& j+ }' {; u; TThe man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'! A& J% }$ x% s4 { w
2 e: T+ n. W% v% n# r+ QThe person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'& V$ @+ y' f1 Z; w0 S0 ~
2 V* u/ G7 Z6 }8 A( }6 J' D' t" K' pThe new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'4 ~1 n: j$ ]+ y8 p3 e
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That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'
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He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'! N& n7 A- K2 w2 O
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She says , 'No, I am from Africa !'1 V+ w% w3 J6 A% Y9 h# M2 J! v4 w4 V
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Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'
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1 b9 q; Y! V9 K/ z+ \% BThe African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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