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7 [2 U9 M/ }( G+ @1 R0 CA Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'
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( }, k1 }! F/ p6 }The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'- r: L! s8 j2 Y1 y' j4 h! v) S
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The man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'
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The person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'8 x3 Z [) U8 ]
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The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'
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: K c+ G2 O8 t/ d" G/ RThat person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'
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He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'
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0 G% ~$ K. ^% E- h3 |, PShe says , 'No, I am from Africa !'# n4 }5 J7 P" r M" G- f
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Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'# g A0 @8 W" E- h7 L U
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The African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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