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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing. + G: H# ^& \9 h8 Q
4 a/ u* f# o+ b1 m! aA Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'2 m) b6 `! I- h9 X
, W+ n' ~+ k! G- H9 n. z* pThe passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'
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( H& v1 I. M' oThe man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'3 B d8 u" L% X5 K: _) Z
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The person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'6 g' p Y1 T8 V8 R
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The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'' Z. x% A0 X( o& @! c
0 K8 y: J" [' a3 c: \That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'1 z0 s4 k1 g6 ] u) r7 \# e: j$ z
6 y- z; g; t/ I Z/ J" |He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'
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* K0 W$ A. M( F( _. M; {7 cShe says , 'No, I am from Africa !'1 O6 t/ u6 f* U; ]
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Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'
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The African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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