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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing. : @ e1 K+ D" R' S7 j) P
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A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'( I7 s a. \3 b2 d- _
. k& w J* P; y+ mThe passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'5 Q1 [) O( Y+ w/ \6 {' g
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The man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'$ @2 i8 `. ^1 d$ R
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The person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'
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The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !': ~/ d) e/ v9 ~- E4 W$ Y
4 t' c4 a& n4 _+ g |That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'
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5 |& @1 |% n1 d2 O# nHe finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'
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She says , 'No, I am from Africa !'
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* a+ T9 G G: a# ^* C# @Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'
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. M; A$ h" G" PThe African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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