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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing.
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A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'5 C# j6 A& J7 z9 O! l
2 ]' G! x1 \8 _( j0 AThe passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'
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The man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'5 a% x" R1 G' G+ q: }& l5 v
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The person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'- @4 I6 x7 l' Y" l! b
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The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'6 K- N1 B- f& z; A& T. ?$ J& L
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That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'% g: R9 B( W9 ?5 R4 Z& C6 d
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He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'
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She says , 'No, I am from Africa !'
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1 B6 v+ v8 R3 {Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?' w2 M2 t* M, R
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The African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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