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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing.
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, ^" ^: m( w& l4 Z' xA Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'
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The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'+ t7 h8 g2 A9 P; w" [. x
/ J3 N6 B; J* D0 d. GThe man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'
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The person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'
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The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'% e0 Y2 Y8 @$ R( R0 s5 m
$ Z6 h! {4 q1 G- k0 H- P# gThat person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'8 m' P! l/ i9 l" e/ f4 {
5 @2 k7 {- S& Y0 I% zHe finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'
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3 K, ~) L" p W! E8 GShe says , 'No, I am from Africa !'
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; `5 A, G1 U( F+ O' o0 fPuzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'8 `8 x( I& J+ b$ s
% L1 l# E8 D4 ?. I0 C jThe African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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