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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing.
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A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'
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8 G% S4 ]& ^ M5 {" w1 iThe passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'
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$ O i l6 x! ~5 i a" O1 AThe man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'
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The person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'
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The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'8 G3 z9 }0 U" P5 K0 G
* _, J7 m8 |3 A: ?That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'; C0 N3 i7 ?8 G0 ]3 o4 c" Y! C: Q
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He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'; |* c3 _6 A* |1 s' _ k8 T
1 B3 K! A$ B' y6 n4 |She says , 'No, I am from Africa !'
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& |! m/ \% E1 R- o- aPuzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'0 n8 ~4 X& [7 Z* V
6 A% _; l, `/ @) @* K6 RThe African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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