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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing. 4 T9 e( i. G& |
; U3 g* y6 ?$ TA Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'- Y! l; G$ Z9 x" I/ g" @) l
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The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.', P5 j0 Z2 j U
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The man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'3 U6 P$ p2 x% G! ]! C }) `/ x- T
7 e& `1 B/ _& e8 K f# C: nThe person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'
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The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'- U; P3 @; |$ `( |
/ h1 g* r2 }) O+ t$ RThat person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'
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$ P$ F+ ]% k* W& X# u5 u SHe finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'( q; V3 z. ]% y: y
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She says , 'No, I am from Africa !'
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Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'
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( R6 r$ {' c. } R2 g! e. i! HThe African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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