Never Say to a Cop:

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NEVER SAY TO A COP:

: H* Q( G0 ]& n7 `/ g8 f8 i7 X$ e1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
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, X0 S8 W9 M% c( p9 x6 W2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
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, E1 c  n' g, H+ O; n. f' Q3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!

& g% o5 l, ]  O% \- U- [# S/ U5. Are You Andy or Barney?
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6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.

: K7 a3 j  z+ [/ D7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

0 C+ C8 C6 a) T; z0 b8. I pay your salary!

9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
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& O$ X/ M- g. N7 t* k/ C10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
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11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
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12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee, Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"