Never Say to a Cop:

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NEVER SAY TO A COP:
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/ q: K/ n& z) Q" D/ [! ]# F1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
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& L7 f  L4 S. \9 \5 t2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
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3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
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8 C) ]9 J0 i) L9 v$ C4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
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/ l: \5 @, E, ?+ ]5. Are You Andy or Barney?

6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.

7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
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4 ?! L/ V, ]  A5 B2 B0 J: \: S* B8. I pay your salary!
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7 U8 w% h* U8 _# Q  j) w4 k9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
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10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.

3 T( i0 Z/ n) h6 T$ S12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee, Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"