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NEVER SAY TO A COP:
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" \; K. F% z4 A% K+ W1 ]1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
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3 u. r% `- }* c( n6 N. I2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
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3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People? 2 {( ?% G; @" X# D# a
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4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
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6 {# C$ J: \% \' a6 T5. Are You Andy or Barney? 1 x4 }8 M# ^! y3 {5 D! ^' W
1 g% i& t6 z" C8 j8 X# r6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
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7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? ) J& r2 N4 \. z8 E) N% ~* K7 z
5 n. d" k& O3 k# z0 T' H$ L. k' L8. I pay your salary! " t: _3 D0 _- |
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9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
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10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does. ) n$ N. n2 D+ p. J
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11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are. - \% K/ ~3 C( `" |- O C
- K, `0 u U5 `$ ?4 e12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee, Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?" |
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发表于 2005-3-11 13:59
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