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NEVER SAY TO A COP:
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, o* B, z" R0 ~3 u) _, J1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas) * l: Z/ x6 k, d6 @4 H
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2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. " i) C/ Y5 }" f7 W6 H. b- g* H
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3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
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4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
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5. Are You Andy or Barney?
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6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer. b* g, Q; O7 Z0 E. q8 s( i
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7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? : j Y# q; H" G* z( f
3 w, v/ V* l! }- @8. I pay your salary! / B5 |$ O- {. n" Y, v
, u1 z4 @0 i4 N! B2 g$ i- o3 L9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
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10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does. 1 U6 V$ S6 c$ I0 j
9 C ^- e+ Y/ E! t11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
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7 c" b% ~7 @9 H1 t3 X12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee, Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?" |
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发表于 2005-3-11 13:59
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