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NEVER SAY TO A COP: 8 }: |6 S" K- N; E* a1 D& |) j
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1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
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2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. : s& w/ H9 }! [$ s6 o3 R# {- N
* b. {' g/ l9 n' m3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People? + A3 r, _! b: `8 Z) d
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4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job! 1 C3 u/ r+ \1 x7 ]+ z* Y) T$ X8 d2 w
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5. Are You Andy or Barney?
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& b; W/ R% Z, O2 ~3 t9 S( W% G6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
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) I# G9 {& G0 _# g6 ?$ Q7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
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6 H, D+ {0 b: {8. I pay your salary! ) E4 w( C" T6 q% E+ Q" ?. P9 G
5 h4 ]. o% _* V2 w4 q6 j0 e9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
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10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
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! P. M, s: v" I11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
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4 V# R% B6 u/ a1 I0 D5 L+ M12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee, Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?" |
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