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Put about 100 bricks in some particular order in a closed room with an open window. & t: C4 t, i/ Y9 p% Y
; h6 L: ]# F8 }Then send 2 or 3 candidates in the room and close the door.
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& v' Q H2 I0 i' c/ _Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours and then analyze the situation. - y; t) m& A. ?$ ~7 U
1 e/ u- N8 @ b. |, V& t ^If they are counting the bricks. 0 y. N- v* e {' |1 b0 z5 e
Put them in the accounts department.
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If they are recounting them.. . c( J1 q& l: `4 Z! m( L
Put them in auditing.
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% j1 q! H5 [) e- FIf they have messed up the whole place with the bricks. ' F9 @/ h, f, V
Put them in engineering.
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If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order. # v* h2 Z6 e% E+ H8 O: y
Put them in planning.
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; ~0 G# W1 R5 nIf they are throwing the bricks at each other.
* M t s: i# oPut them in operations. - q7 e2 h/ d4 `, }& |! Y$ h
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If they are sleeping. 2 ~* O: o3 S$ p7 J% v$ D; A1 ?
Put them in security. 0 b7 F5 i/ j1 l4 X$ `
" l2 d: w, c, F9 H- I3 eIf they have broken the bricks into pieces. ' T4 Q4 _1 g' k5 u: ^' S
Put them in information technology. x9 _! U" n1 |* X3 u
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If they are sitting idle.
3 R2 O8 l3 M- F6 a7 F4 l! G" D/ APut them in human resources.
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& z' P% X; ~1 n8 x) F: RIf they say they have tried different combinations, yet 7 ~& i! @ A+ Z7 ?6 K: y, y
not a brick has been moved. 9 P- K7 m, P! Z" x
Put them in sales. 9 |0 @1 n4 `4 b5 h: R- k' K
9 J8 S3 c1 G& U0 CIf they have already left for the day. : e" V# L C# b
Put them in marketing.
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If they are staring out of the window.
5 ]! }/ @7 [4 I3 E* APut them on strategic planning.
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And then last but not least.
9 D2 i5 v, s; |- B- H0 TIf they are talking to each other and not a single brick has been moved. ( @ `- K7 _; q1 K i* _
) F+ s5 z+ z* z, E$ k$ ZCongratulate them and put them in top management |
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