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Put about 100 bricks in some particular order in a closed room with an open window.
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Then send 2 or 3 candidates in the room and close the door.
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Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours and then analyze the situation. & u! ^7 R( k+ E) R& F: q
6 E, K# ^; q/ t+ l0 s' W* DIf they are counting the bricks. # r, @' H5 R B1 {9 n! J; q( [
Put them in the accounts department. + p+ O( o! d9 y
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If they are recounting them.. 0 _4 Q$ Z0 k! U) Z. X$ R
Put them in auditing.
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9 |( O- O E V- G4 F) U n2 jIf they have messed up the whole place with the bricks. " Y) ~* U3 [$ V) J6 O) L2 o5 r* ?# l
Put them in engineering. / z2 K# j0 b- I: h: I
. v( D% Q0 r3 UIf they are arranging the bricks in some strange order. / R! H- a# E& q. Q
Put them in planning. - W4 |9 S, ^; ]
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If they are throwing the bricks at each other.
" n9 m/ f/ @" `7 @5 j/ nPut them in operations.
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; A8 q% d- B! k/ NIf they are sleeping.
0 Q1 p3 y# s6 s# p' t' A5 c" P+ gPut them in security.
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) h P8 h' [0 ^1 e7 f& P/ N3 nIf they have broken the bricks into pieces. - V; E7 z0 S0 R. ^; K9 r; x2 \
Put them in information technology. ' {; g) U4 Q+ X! }
+ P% ~3 _$ S/ |) K# q" ~" GIf they are sitting idle.
" J. B# ?8 l3 l: }6 {3 Y5 cPut them in human resources.
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) i* K! I# N- N" d1 q. TIf they say they have tried different combinations, yet 8 { _4 V3 t) q( F; ?
not a brick has been moved.
! A/ C, f( b1 g7 C# P1 Y8 zPut them in sales. ; G; ~ X- r8 a. g- ^. x" f
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If they have already left for the day.
$ j3 C Q9 [# r( Y; Q T" v3 EPut them in marketing. " y/ D/ j5 @5 e" |0 v
- ?+ ]; R5 M6 t; {If they are staring out of the window.
9 o, b4 a- K# T( q5 @Put them on strategic planning.
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/ c4 \0 D+ r1 b7 ?* R5 EAnd then last but not least. X* {. @& ?! c$ M. E: ?9 I
If they are talking to each other and not a single brick has been moved.
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* j2 f$ F* p/ a/ ~. [& QCongratulate them and put them in top management |
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