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发表于 2005-3-3 20:06 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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' d+ c7 a& t2 [. T  two who and who?
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, n- w) u  D6 Q: o& v& }" L. m. z  咱俩谁跟谁阿
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  2.how are you ? how old are you? " V7 _  }# p4 v3 I2 v8 ]
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  怎么是你,怎么老是你?
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# M3 v/ z, a9 o$ }( F+ w  3.you don't bird me,I don't bird you 8 O* K6 ^2 ]! q9 L+ I$ K, E
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  你不鸟我,我也不鸟你
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  k' x0 j' O! k9 m5 z; G6 @& z  4.you have seed,I will give you some color to see see, brothers !
9 e* P$ D5 e: W! q' G0 ^together up !
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2 w( A% B# k/ N! ]  你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上! ) t+ p( v. O% k( X* p

4 L; Z3 M$ ]6 y2 g" L- u. \  5.hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have
! B2 _) U, t5 pnothing to say,go home!!
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+ a3 w/ c/ Z6 h  有事起奏,无事退朝
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  6.you me you me ; D* E. H  q4 ~) S

+ J+ U9 T5 {6 U2 s5 t  彼此彼此 6 Y( b6 G; I/ V$ m5 v

8 x! X1 j; i5 X7 D) _# }4 W  7.You Give Me Stop!! + t4 |- [1 K6 ]- l6 x. T; V% S

6 H' q4 [  L( @5 c' a& \1 x  你给我站住! 7 [8 O" F2 s* d& g! b7 w4 T! W5 l
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  8.know is know noknow is noknow % v  P' I9 w# l. X5 e
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  知之为知之,不知为不知...
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. h  J" b) H# F+ G5 i8 p) o$ }1 I; a  9.WATCH SISTER 3 e. T) U" k3 D- c

' b7 H4 h2 A$ C: W: D  表妹 - x# N+ K7 R* B$ i: J. ]$ Z, A+ s
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  10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse''son can make hole!!
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  龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子大地洞
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  11.American Chinese not enough
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  美中不足 8 x' Z  s6 z( [# g9 l% {& u* f

7 Z; p  _7 _2 e! D) P2 r, q  12.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die ( p) S/ G3 A! t! Q1 c

7 z" l+ t. ?$ O/ V! @8 Z) ~% J" o  车祸现场描述 5 L+ f$ q2 u- v4 B0 V' J
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  13.heart flower angry open
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- O5 D& T- b  ^7 }; I  心花怒放 ) {0 v) H7 }4 I) r6 b6 Y# j

- k: \$ R& h. Y: p" p) z3 U& g% w  14.go past no mistake past ! _3 P  R  @6 F5 ~

, G7 \# [5 H/ G: c: Q0 Z- U' h  走过路过,不要错过
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2 f% q( k3 q6 |& g  15.小明:I am sorry!
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  老外:I am sorry too! 2 J( t$ l, ^5 G% o4 y, W; V. V4 I
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  小明:I am sorry three! # A9 b3 ^0 }' p( O
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  老外:What are you sorry for? 1 z$ [5 }, E: w, o' B
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  小明:I am sorry five! 2 F4 O$ i4 ~3 U' K

0 m& k6 u7 F. ]  U# C  16.If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one!
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# ^9 L- Q( N8 Q  q8 Y* u  要钱没有,要命一条
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; q9 d: c5 n7 O  17.I call Li old big. toyear 25.
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  我叫李老大,今年25。
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7 R/ e0 Y# O$ ]3 ^6 D  18.you have two down son。 ( e" O0 W7 ^! _( \! H# x$ k

+ j: n/ U0 e8 i& \  你有两下子。
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- V9 n2 c/ f) ~: `  19.as far as you go to die - Y" P! t! V# l+ t" ]' W' S

$ }6 @* C6 f' }$ Q' O4 l+ w  有多远,死多远!!!! $ e) a. _& ?7 R7 ?3 k3 w4 g

5 K: V2 X) {0 ]; j4 W8 ?  20.I give you face you don''t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn
. _7 Q: m$ d5 T0 _my face. - G. q. o0 i, F$ @* u
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给你脸你xxxx,你丢脸,我翻脸。
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发表于 2005-3-4 01:01 | 显示全部楼层
强!
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发表于 2005-3-4 12:17 | 显示全部楼层
啊~~~~~~) w" A( s; K5 _* R- z' Y: u3 \1 h
我笑得下巴要脱臼了~~~~~~!!!!!!
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