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发表于 2005-3-3 20:06 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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1.we
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  two who and who?
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  咱俩谁跟谁阿 $ f- t+ _; J5 w
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  2.how are you ? how old are you? + d1 ]) L) ]3 u: m1 A
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  怎么是你,怎么老是你?
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. i% \1 R8 u# x9 d: \$ W* p: E) |; B  3.you don't bird me,I don't bird you
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  你不鸟我,我也不鸟你 & S$ v/ W/ H! T6 @7 m

3 `! l1 o- A; t+ k. I0 S& T9 Z  4.you have seed,I will give you some color to see see, brothers ! 9 l7 g) C4 p. n  o4 g
together up ! # t) M" \5 S6 U) y6 C

; q/ V( ?3 o) o' R2 P! p  你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上! - n& ^* ~% J* e0 \

9 S- R% t7 X/ {8 Y3 i8 X6 ]  5.hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have 1 l4 ~' [1 V, Y! ~5 m/ u9 q
nothing to say,go home!!
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  有事起奏,无事退朝 ; G" p* N% @1 X' p5 P5 F- J
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  6.you me you me : |/ F& X% F' ?9 k

6 c% D6 M7 N2 d7 S7 R  彼此彼此 , o$ ]  t! v8 v6 v

) d6 ~- K3 C" M0 a  7.You Give Me Stop!!
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  你给我站住!
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0 X7 X: F9 p6 l. h  8.know is know noknow is noknow
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  知之为知之,不知为不知... ! g7 ~) Y7 u8 K" w- y
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  9.WATCH SISTER ; Z% }2 C$ Z. X8 y
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  表妹
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: c% n! N) ]$ s' v' w  10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse''son can make hole!! + o' \& f* G: k. r( c& [2 ]- J3 C7 n
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  龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子大地洞
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0 E$ l; i8 r7 _5 @( W  11.American Chinese not enough
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  美中不足 8 @% Q$ T2 B  @5 g+ e9 |
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  12.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die 2 }1 Q( n, K0 p) Y$ @% m

9 \. u7 b" s/ X- \  车祸现场描述
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  13.heart flower angry open 0 s3 O$ O9 e7 H$ a& m
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  心花怒放
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9 O: P# O% g. F  14.go past no mistake past ! X' Z" N. H1 K: R5 j

7 J+ Z" J8 I3 g$ D4 y& S) o: Z  走过路过,不要错过
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  15.小明:I am sorry! % i# _6 x% U. E' }( f
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  老外:I am sorry too!
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/ z6 m; i6 v. w  L! m  小明:I am sorry three!
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% Q) _0 {7 s4 Q4 d  老外:What are you sorry for?
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  小明:I am sorry five!
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  16.If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one!
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# d* H+ Q, Z' I8 B7 a$ a  要钱没有,要命一条 3 j" V6 J; ]+ F1 V
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  17.I call Li old big. toyear 25. - ~' w0 ^5 ^7 O6 u

( |9 M4 N# g/ u! {  我叫李老大,今年25。
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  18.you have two down son。 , O' m( p% ?# \# U: N. Y  v3 _* w; n
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  你有两下子。 ! H) {2 n2 Q/ o' q

+ S! s9 d$ }& P" n" p  19.as far as you go to die ' z) \& `+ I- Q6 t% K, [& t
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  有多远,死多远!!!! ) ]4 _8 [9 U% ^" {' P

: r6 \, \6 X: v1 n  c" M9 A  20.I give you face you don''t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn % Y# U: c9 r9 G7 K. @: E$ o! B
my face. + V/ L* y  F7 r% V1 r! I
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给你脸你xxxx,你丢脸,我翻脸。
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发表于 2005-3-4 01:01 | 显示全部楼层
强!
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发表于 2005-3-4 12:17 | 显示全部楼层
啊~~~~~~4 M- \. S; ?5 w3 }7 n$ W
我笑得下巴要脱臼了~~~~~~!!!!!!
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