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发表于 2005-3-3 20:06 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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1.we
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  two who and who?
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! c9 l5 a7 H3 v3 {1 Z4 |8 o8 i  咱俩谁跟谁阿
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& S6 ?( n, W0 x# S! M% Q! e  2.how are you ? how old are you?
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5 W* B. F9 Z: @# l4 z, O  怎么是你,怎么老是你?
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  3.you don't bird me,I don't bird you
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( C2 O% y6 f' _6 ]3 ~  你不鸟我,我也不鸟你 * M2 v4 I% H, b2 N. {" W
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  4.you have seed,I will give you some color to see see, brothers ! ) ~7 k( O: f) {7 Y6 N8 |
together up ! 1 A5 B% x  j8 A7 h: y3 E

+ g3 i( t& P. `) X/ \0 j% R' Z  你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上! * z6 v0 {: K5 o1 K% w3 z

. Q( Y& f$ z1 M; Q$ ~  5.hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have
7 w8 Z2 L2 [/ ^; Y: w6 J. jnothing to say,go home!!
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; R+ `4 k% b  |2 g1 n- p  P  有事起奏,无事退朝
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  6.you me you me . S) N1 S4 C+ ?
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  彼此彼此
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  7.You Give Me Stop!!
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" ~1 N6 w' o* a" ]9 l  你给我站住!
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5 }" o: n1 }) V0 T  8.know is know noknow is noknow
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: r8 O( D/ q9 ?; |% b- L- {  知之为知之,不知为不知...   H( e, k3 G; _* K, u: r9 o4 i

# |) }1 h) k$ m( ~  9.WATCH SISTER
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  表妹
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  10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse''son can make hole!! * N: o$ X7 g# j6 r( ~

, k$ T% G  K- u! u; U, e' B% k  龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子大地洞 ' L; [" I1 |6 F/ J' S$ ?
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  11.American Chinese not enough
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& s2 w) Q9 }! l+ I  美中不足
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  12.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die 7 L  s# e+ S! h  [4 p
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  车祸现场描述
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  13.heart flower angry open : y3 A/ O! ^  S/ `3 R  @
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  心花怒放
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) \! ?" Z: }4 v  H2 w3 \  14.go past no mistake past % B$ W% d; |) f& Y1 E+ D5 v
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  走过路过,不要错过 * i+ z6 F3 ~0 b8 @0 M  s
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  15.小明:I am sorry! & P2 p/ n" ]; F3 \" e! B: c5 B

# E$ ^# a% H; [7 ~* V  A) ~6 {  老外:I am sorry too! . v8 K! U  H- ?

; M1 m( j- ]$ e  e  小明:I am sorry three!
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( E: ~7 x" X) X; Y5 l: A* J7 j  老外:What are you sorry for?
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  小明:I am sorry five! : k. @  @2 e2 }- q2 [% p5 N7 _

, I8 r9 S% W) s& R  16.If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one!
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  要钱没有,要命一条 5 t- y( Z; R9 C% Y6 u

' u' s! z$ e1 w. \8 p7 q* K8 l; F2 M  17.I call Li old big. toyear 25. + r! e. f5 _5 t
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  我叫李老大,今年25。
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' I9 o8 E' v% v7 X& z1 N  18.you have two down son。
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$ r4 l# L  d$ h& `, r  你有两下子。
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/ B2 W  }7 k/ j2 R9 t2 C; o, R  19.as far as you go to die 6 i/ u! M3 m, k- F* y' j& ]3 _

7 \/ F% j3 |$ h- n/ Z  l  有多远,死多远!!!!
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  20.I give you face you don''t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn
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给你脸你xxxx,你丢脸,我翻脸。
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发表于 2005-3-4 01:01 | 显示全部楼层
强!
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发表于 2005-3-4 12:17 | 显示全部楼层
啊~~~~~~* N$ m" K7 I: k4 e' L
我笑得下巴要脱臼了~~~~~~!!!!!!
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