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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice)
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George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
) C- Q8 ~8 P$ t( m" b- C9 fCondi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
8 C X! a' }& _) bGeorge: Great. Lay it on me. 3 Q1 f/ h M; S2 X. H3 d/ v- @
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
# M5 t6 i5 r* Z) P" ?; ZGeorge: That's what I want to know.
! Q0 M# T( s* [9 c6 v3 t: {2 E" CCondi: That's what I'm telling you.
/ c* V' ]& G1 i7 lGeorge: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? ) w2 G( O0 n4 w. k# e
Condi: Yes.
1 \: T, h( y* wGeorge: I mean the fellow's name. 1 H, A# T3 r$ K4 e; u$ K
Condi: Hu. $ }7 R0 A" K. y/ d6 t7 l. j
George: The guy in China.
: \" s/ E! l( c, G' W1 {Condi: Hu.
2 c! q* L& p: JGeorge: The new leader of China.
8 K$ d% H2 M5 t; g+ LCondi: Hu.
. r5 A) ~* d, N, p# ?1 n0 AGeorge: The Chinaman! 8 s) j! F9 C3 r( O$ X3 h$ C
Condi: Hu is leading China. $ V q8 \, B; F
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
* F7 q, _( A& p/ |Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. . a! B3 a4 x% y- ]2 E. A0 K+ |
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? / R' x2 b9 w6 ?* w4 L7 q6 G1 u- Y
Condi: That's the man's name.
, ]/ G6 k" w& N6 qGeorge: That's who's name? ' x: v' R" d; ?' i) }
Condi: Yes. ! z8 J8 b c/ A$ u! x1 _- a; \
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
" X: E$ A/ H4 E! \1 C% A$ hCondi: Yes, sir.
: ?- r& |" ^4 qGeorge: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. 7 n: [& O: e: f1 c; g
Condi: That's correct.
+ y! G' J" G" f4 ^, n1 q( }George: Then who is in China?
0 w4 g6 V3 @; _1 sCondi: Yes, sir.
7 s' M3 I+ `; gGeorge: Yassir is in China?
' ]( |7 _) o& bCondi: No, sir.
! z( B% i0 i: Q" |5 |0 I- ~George: Then who is?
5 `( v# _- s7 L5 i1 UCondi: Yes, sir. 0 C* ]3 U$ B" R
George: Yassir?
7 m7 p0 i u+ t3 D- Y8 b' oCondi: No, sir.
7 p! l/ d% n$ [( LGeorge: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
; b0 `" U* w8 J% W0 h( KCondi: Kofi? . k; l. P+ A& ~* i+ i
George: No, thanks. ( {- S8 P* o6 i! Y2 h
Condi: You want Kofi? 4 U9 _2 G% U8 |& \, n
George: No. ( L+ K% X+ n1 z7 o. m. I
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
* v2 v8 a) U, c: U9 LGeorge: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
: r& {9 k x+ i5 @( u$ c( VCondi: Yes, sir.
1 [4 i# t% D+ NGeorge: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. 6 n \2 _+ @9 n5 {( n) I# b0 F% [+ X
Condi: Kofi? / A# m/ k& B0 P4 \& r
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
! d# A, c9 [7 R! T3 o: f3 u( v* FCondi: And call who? 6 ~, `' w, w3 i9 ]4 a9 `
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
, K6 Z' f4 \, `" _Condi: Hu is the guy in China. . t$ g( Y+ v d3 W7 O- ]
George: Will you stay out of China?!
; Y; _/ ~* Q2 A% ^+ eCondi: Yes, sir.
) t7 _0 \* H0 b* @1 w% lGeorge: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. # g. O n# b% Z8 T6 Z8 j
Condi: Kofi. 5 P b" F/ B3 T, L
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. + n& T) d, ?3 G- a0 Z2 M% r
(Condi picks up the phone.) 2 m S* A8 _4 D* K- h
Condi: Rice, here. $ y& y# f W: E+ u6 t0 |+ C
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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