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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice)
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George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? z# K/ ^7 \6 r2 Y4 M+ A
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. 5 o9 Y1 o, j$ y8 a3 t9 Q7 S9 i5 W
George: Great. Lay it on me. * p B1 o9 D# u$ ]4 a; O, t: V y! J
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
- ~0 H) J N& b' q2 U+ Q6 FGeorge: That's what I want to know. , o9 [' f$ W0 I9 q
Condi: That's what I'm telling you. $ n2 Z+ B/ Y" c. [
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
; R I$ ^) f0 w z0 P+ uCondi: Yes. 4 o4 A8 M0 d; i/ I) d- y3 b
George: I mean the fellow's name. " `& |; y4 d6 j5 l7 R1 d# ~& a2 K
Condi: Hu.
7 ~( {. d8 D) C% Q/ F; }% D6 iGeorge: The guy in China.
% l$ D/ j& y. I: Q1 sCondi: Hu. 5 d& A* t, r. q. N. o* s7 c1 j! A
George: The new leader of China. ) i! S8 l; R1 B) x
Condi: Hu. ; n7 K2 [" Y7 Q5 z+ V
George: The Chinaman!
6 U. B* q; O: Z B. {, QCondi: Hu is leading China.
1 u o. W2 K6 G2 |, HGeorge: Now whaddya' asking me for?
+ |: t" l+ \ Y6 x3 x- \! A' l# cCondi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. , C8 ]& I2 X7 B6 F" W
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
- C1 X6 M+ S; x2 v0 M# L- h1 yCondi: That's the man's name. + E4 ~& |3 D0 x/ A" a0 n6 ]
George: That's who's name?
. Z0 H$ O/ F- `6 c% Z1 ?* JCondi: Yes. , P# Z. }$ [8 H4 |7 A0 t
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
' N' u7 k U/ z; u2 ^( H5 U2 N& [Condi: Yes, sir. 5 C1 X; L5 N% ?# _/ @( K
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
3 U! B) X! ]% q! Y2 @. N9 LCondi: That's correct.
/ K* o' o- w' ^( K) y! @George: Then who is in China?
$ c% i |, c: @$ V) _1 BCondi: Yes, sir. ; G# z) h! d- f* G m, _" _4 `
George: Yassir is in China?
4 {* v5 b# `+ Y) X" l6 J0 {Condi: No, sir. Z9 e* A+ E. C" b8 r5 L( B
George: Then who is?
/ y0 g4 _2 }% k; BCondi: Yes, sir. ( F) `3 C, @! D6 T
George: Yassir? ' p& p+ c1 X0 i' D, \
Condi: No, sir.
1 f& e1 R" D; S. B3 m6 z+ m0 h" eGeorge: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. ; c! R8 g6 T+ y. @% j
Condi: Kofi? ; ^9 T$ ?8 J2 |6 K
George: No, thanks. 5 B2 x% }+ a5 m; R
Condi: You want Kofi? ! Z% r/ n5 T; q8 Z- s, ]; i
George: No. 7 B" R+ W0 ~- N) r9 |
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
5 v, Y; W2 o0 Z( G* Y3 RGeorge: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
9 `- f: E1 x% j7 ~3 h6 |Condi: Yes, sir.
I1 l3 E# a1 r1 W& yGeorge: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
1 X7 }4 `9 |+ C& S( X- mCondi: Kofi?
0 Y; a% h3 v- L5 N3 R) B5 nGeorge: Milk! Will you please make the call?
" ?5 `$ O6 K% r# D' K8 XCondi: And call who? " c' d& ?3 [0 W( L- n6 |4 k
George: Who is the guy at the U.N? % d1 l3 g# o: H0 M0 w
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
- U1 X R W i r' YGeorge: Will you stay out of China?!
) E% ]7 @& G7 U _4 zCondi: Yes, sir. " ?) Y5 u' A, L0 g7 n
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
: ]7 L/ ?- ~! W( A+ @Condi: Kofi.
- r4 l" X9 F9 fGeorge: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
8 r* l% e# }- h; P" T- T: f5 f(Condi picks up the phone.) ! I6 s! v% R+ Y; V4 X# j
Condi: Rice, here. - J$ u8 h+ @6 [, k; D& Z/ ?
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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