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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice)
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George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? ' [( C7 S: f, _) i
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
: I% C% S# Q* X' b! t) XGeorge: Great. Lay it on me. ! w% ~# w+ P% `, y' e6 b2 ]
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. 9 ?/ v$ B7 s7 E' p
George: That's what I want to know.
7 P& j2 P( [$ t& ICondi: That's what I'm telling you.
- S% c6 V, W9 |: \. L7 P1 [% ^George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
. T4 ~/ I# [, L4 [/ W oCondi: Yes.
- l, [' A" n5 C3 F1 Y2 |6 |George: I mean the fellow's name. $ S& ~/ a3 h, Q
Condi: Hu. , ^. _! w* b0 m3 ] |( j
George: The guy in China. 7 j' }/ v9 q" { j- i* S" ?
Condi: Hu. n9 a) |" `& a. ^2 K) J/ Z; A
George: The new leader of China. 1 I( j' t! v( `
Condi: Hu.
. S* }# a0 Q |$ L: ^% OGeorge: The Chinaman! 5 X4 @0 Y# Y9 I7 W) O# u
Condi: Hu is leading China.
4 o6 n! Q4 Y7 X* j# i9 h% S4 KGeorge: Now whaddya' asking me for? 4 {! h& e2 l" S2 v8 D8 H2 y3 `
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
1 A7 l7 \8 Y- B: i C |/ `George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? & ?" d+ F# a) K$ f9 p6 A
Condi: That's the man's name.
* J& R, v/ }/ s1 A6 P% _" gGeorge: That's who's name? : X: x, b+ n2 Q3 z/ O6 ~1 J
Condi: Yes. + k" b: R. l* W/ G8 v
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
- N- f2 T( c8 p3 mCondi: Yes, sir.
/ _5 K# x9 ?+ E' I/ uGeorge: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. - x1 e( s8 ]4 q
Condi: That's correct.
3 g2 P5 i& O8 D/ n" J4 oGeorge: Then who is in China? ! U2 O5 F3 q4 u" i8 i& l
Condi: Yes, sir.
9 G8 }* p" [% k9 gGeorge: Yassir is in China? 6 M3 ^6 c- }$ ]0 f
Condi: No, sir.
5 b4 O# W: F/ W5 ~, Y" uGeorge: Then who is? & y, z6 e/ S. O- d7 F: [: ?0 ?' b
Condi: Yes, sir. , P4 v2 m, Q- A" Q# {( \( K3 Z* }1 ?
George: Yassir? . c0 H' ^# j0 i6 o& p6 `; D I
Condi: No, sir. 8 s6 Q# }) Q" D2 ?
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
8 }0 t/ z# H3 [, P) ^6 A& SCondi: Kofi? $ q& S8 v# x2 x
George: No, thanks.
$ ^, l: U. `' w1 [+ oCondi: You want Kofi? % [) W1 x: s: Y4 r2 S$ J
George: No. $ E) u7 U y* E3 x! r
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
5 d. W1 h) |, b% c( AGeorge: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
8 B L# c( d$ j8 ^Condi: Yes, sir. # c4 p: J6 [8 |
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
8 g/ K# Y& Q$ ] [. y2 fCondi: Kofi?
8 T3 |' v |0 e5 _. e3 g" Q3 eGeorge: Milk! Will you please make the call?
# ]' @- H, n( {( K: }4 `# n1 f. P' z9 {Condi: And call who? ) D7 |& V [9 m# r4 C5 v4 X
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
5 t% f. Q. w# t1 J2 r$ dCondi: Hu is the guy in China. ; U0 E3 d6 V: A n0 h+ d
George: Will you stay out of China?!
, i2 v, X S+ S2 BCondi: Yes, sir.
1 H$ c9 @, v l* [1 {/ w7 d6 CGeorge: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
1 T6 }0 ]! Y5 G+ ]" i {Condi: Kofi. T- J6 E! O& G" u: \
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
/ b2 M# X0 d* C( J! P2 D(Condi picks up the phone.) ( G5 l) y, ]5 t7 @( l9 z! r
Condi: Rice, here.
8 ~3 o, {8 \. f% rGeorge: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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