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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice) , C7 V: o. v# ?
+ H0 w; p" ^; B# IGeorge: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
5 d8 B* C: m2 K Z& ICondi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
( b, T" ]/ N" u+ j- CGeorge: Great. Lay it on me. 6 w" `+ x" [3 V
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. $ e" e. W8 O! q3 K6 A$ d
George: That's what I want to know.
+ b4 y' G( _& I+ d% TCondi: That's what I'm telling you. * D6 h# W" \# l- H6 Z
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? 7 P- \3 }' Z. B* n# ^7 z' f- I
Condi: Yes. ' F) m& \. @& e5 Q/ ^8 t9 N
George: I mean the fellow's name. ! ` J7 I7 K7 u8 E( u
Condi: Hu. 9 J/ \. t: J' }* T
George: The guy in China. % A5 d# j- y Y, p
Condi: Hu. / Q; q: A/ |/ d) G- n! V5 Q
George: The new leader of China. ! a- n1 i, X* M; k' P$ {
Condi: Hu. i7 r6 N4 F2 d$ S
George: The Chinaman! 7 k1 I5 y/ w+ M$ S* g
Condi: Hu is leading China. ' I3 ?) v. M: I% F" `
George: Now whaddya' asking me for? * D7 u. O: R$ B% U
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. . }# w5 c) ?7 n2 {1 c
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
& d! \; G$ c9 M2 x5 Y; v3 n* lCondi: That's the man's name.
0 m4 x4 E( Y- y( [9 R/ vGeorge: That's who's name? 8 f7 u2 z! ^' @7 y, T
Condi: Yes.
8 f1 M% W, ~& p2 \% u7 QGeorge: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? , @$ G5 j. T4 J$ x% Z
Condi: Yes, sir.
& v0 N! k8 W" Z1 v" o9 g% @George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. + ~) h4 i1 Y% R" C
Condi: That's correct.
5 L7 F: b0 ^3 p, n% SGeorge: Then who is in China?
3 Y1 n. C0 ] j# z1 q, SCondi: Yes, sir.
2 W- {2 M1 X* z% r1 F XGeorge: Yassir is in China? 8 h, S0 H# }9 y; ~3 K& G
Condi: No, sir. . ]& a4 ?) X8 w" [
George: Then who is?
3 ?& T. ^; d+ d8 T; i3 e0 N ZCondi: Yes, sir.
+ R- z/ _3 ]! D# x2 D3 d: v3 nGeorge: Yassir? : B; {! P" |$ u6 e; x2 H
Condi: No, sir.
# K% F/ I* M: G/ v6 W; D1 EGeorge: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. 5 E# c( p0 A' ?) t; b
Condi: Kofi?
3 R1 P0 t. _* o: f1 x# ?George: No, thanks.
' ^! k/ k' |2 p4 ?. ]8 `Condi: You want Kofi? 0 y& l7 z! h5 n; O Q# [
George: No.
. A0 q) A0 l5 R' R0 ^5 [3 V8 CCondi: You don't want Kofi. 6 R5 x2 L" K! }
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
' i4 w2 H. g7 @' y4 iCondi: Yes, sir.
4 x& A% l5 h& P, U0 W' v# d. YGeorge: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
& ?0 {! K/ e. v0 f5 Y rCondi: Kofi? 9 K8 I8 I% }2 R0 ]0 n& j! `; K
George: Milk! Will you please make the call? & l8 h3 q5 k, I- {- b$ k# T
Condi: And call who? - p+ R7 y7 c3 R, o
George: Who is the guy at the U.N? 6 I/ M. [0 x( x( s0 z0 w k
Condi: Hu is the guy in China. 3 R/ ?7 K/ @6 |7 T
George: Will you stay out of China?!
e/ J; U* j9 k+ A7 FCondi: Yes, sir. 5 z+ i1 L) A1 ^' _9 E2 G0 G' j0 T
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. ) k) K% E: W" N; U+ v$ x% ]$ m( T
Condi: Kofi.
- D. m5 M: A. t: jGeorge: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. - q1 I0 O/ W# T0 l& k9 A
(Condi picks up the phone.)
: X4 r* n# ?9 V0 A% _/ ACondi: Rice, here.
/ U( c) F9 a; Z: Y& y) BGeorge: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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