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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice)

" K# K0 \3 B- R/ O3 y+ |George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
1 _4 O/ M5 L! e; l, E4 ]Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
( d+ H* [4 N8 v4 H1 [8 vGeorge: Great. Lay it on me.
: z! _% a" I, G$ q6 hCondi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
$ p/ s( C3 ~/ J/ t: dCondi: That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
4 ?+ K9 _' e9 b4 B$ U0 L  T- pGeorge: The new leader of China.
6 n) ?& ]+ ^- M3 C" y) \Condi: Hu.
+ }. \3 O$ @% H$ HGeorge: The Chinaman!
+ ^: N8 A/ q: XCondi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
: z2 y2 X6 o& k: h* J7 ?1 ?George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
George: That's who's name?
: G& \* }& B: l" |9 ~, s! sCondi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
, |) W+ {4 @6 e0 Z, ], w3 aGeorge: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
/ A! u7 l$ W, i& `9 R' I9 t( EGeorge: Yassir is in China?
, B! A) ?0 a7 K/ q0 @9 lCondi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
9 B6 G9 D9 }: i3 }7 ACondi: Yes, sir.
& q! O7 G( b0 C! n' }' SGeorge: Yassir?
0 Y: ^0 M& M/ C1 V& u% C( h. pCondi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
. S) q- @0 w: V) g9 T, \Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
. y. J/ V4 I& Y& P0 b7 v( VCondi: You don't want Kofi.
# U0 M- Q- p( dGeorge: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
# n/ m  ^' Z9 I' y& s9 c6 q. ~2 dCondi: Yes, sir.
& \8 P4 V: g7 KGeorge: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
* v4 z+ e$ U' q, H8 UCondi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
% t5 X; Q" L( p% J7 e8 iCondi: Hu is the guy in China.
1 E1 @4 `$ t1 eGeorge: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
$ K# ^' [$ {3 w9 SGeorge: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
' M% Y6 N" @$ o$ C- n9 ]; CCondi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
1 p9 C; k# ?; g(Condi picks up the phone.)
& b6 {/ G/ A  w1 E- WCondi: Rice, here.
# K# ~# _8 F. A2 Z# D  o+ \% aGeorge: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?

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