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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice) 8 x! S+ a" N4 }( U) |; `
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George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? 3 ^3 `* b& r( G- P9 P
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
5 R2 }# M9 S# f2 D4 A: f; fGeorge: Great. Lay it on me. + N+ w) Y! ~& ]# M
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
6 S8 V1 ]5 G) MGeorge: That's what I want to know. 6 P4 ~' S" z0 h0 _/ d. j4 [
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
" }0 |9 B [/ E! D8 m, w* Y: GGeorge: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
) }. T0 O- I! M3 B( [" @: eCondi: Yes. 2 {9 r, }3 u$ ^0 Q; ]0 H2 ~
George: I mean the fellow's name. # x: n, [. q' x
Condi: Hu. 1 b) A( x9 E3 X' f2 g; m
George: The guy in China.
+ A$ E& l. P- U) ]% i0 r7 BCondi: Hu. $ V# \% i5 P+ A3 ^
George: The new leader of China. 7 `$ \% r( d9 B- A1 {% S
Condi: Hu.
/ L; u) J$ Y. H/ g1 E2 VGeorge: The Chinaman! : y- f( Q3 L2 ^& O3 A" n& ^
Condi: Hu is leading China.
4 w; C3 m' [6 H0 F' W' q2 xGeorge: Now whaddya' asking me for?
4 E% p, s% W) l) C4 a3 \ {Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. 0 _8 d, t$ J3 {4 i+ v' A
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
& c/ j9 ~( p# v* Z" ^# XCondi: That's the man's name. & \6 ^4 Y1 {. s6 k6 `5 z4 F
George: That's who's name? / |2 g1 y( e: b \0 M( e& |/ k
Condi: Yes.
; |6 [5 i2 n, {& S3 |' j. A& EGeorge: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? 5 E L8 K. \. u( N* B8 @. H
Condi: Yes, sir.
1 E: A7 E( p0 d1 p+ u6 ~George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. - m; b: l4 U+ C( u: o, j1 q
Condi: That's correct.
" f/ \1 C" Z) N) j; p7 ~George: Then who is in China?
$ c: s6 E2 ~- P6 dCondi: Yes, sir. / p- x, `$ k. F9 q+ Z1 u
George: Yassir is in China? 9 j, }+ N7 c* e X# |1 P5 D
Condi: No, sir. ; w S; i! `" u q
George: Then who is? $ `; K$ F% Z$ P
Condi: Yes, sir. 1 ~ Y; t! L# @% X# f- }* G
George: Yassir? / n* K. Z! {7 b7 C! Z
Condi: No, sir.
$ E9 W3 A% x' T) F$ ~/ x. A O8 ~3 ZGeorge: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. 8 J- T2 g: |* M7 y8 V
Condi: Kofi?
3 k! l7 B |% a1 Q4 m% A9 Y tGeorge: No, thanks. % t# U. K6 {8 H/ |9 _4 k! T5 t4 D* x
Condi: You want Kofi? : Z. v9 l) V/ Y1 n5 w
George: No. ; }- b1 j* f7 C. m- B! {3 Q
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
8 r: t8 w' W+ c1 F2 pGeorge: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. 6 U, a. Y z3 x+ @
Condi: Yes, sir. 4 }1 @0 k" b1 p' k. c
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
l% A7 f9 ?7 N3 m# E F1 v" ]1 ?- MCondi: Kofi?
7 F0 ], _7 }: Y" _4 S S+ ]; SGeorge: Milk! Will you please make the call? & m: t% [# w3 `! O" e: ~( Q) o7 C9 n( E
Condi: And call who? ! H+ [1 F B* }& |! A
George: Who is the guy at the U.N? 8 ~: a* r. h( X+ x _
Condi: Hu is the guy in China. - d' U6 F3 m$ M }1 ]
George: Will you stay out of China?!
& ?- f' D5 x% G! Y+ s% v/ h0 BCondi: Yes, sir. ; p- ]! w5 v# P2 L
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
8 N$ \, E( M: G/ l8 c! zCondi: Kofi.
( s2 r% O& A y" e9 U2 r, X, t3 g9 s' yGeorge: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
& d" j: B2 e- v; S6 Z3 d/ a# p(Condi picks up the phone.) 5 F( T# r1 i: {2 p
Condi: Rice, here. ) j |. T4 t& ]) \0 [+ E L7 c
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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