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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice)
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George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
c6 n: H5 }* T0 @0 L$ TCondi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. ) _) P! r9 U% K( V1 b) C3 g
George: Great. Lay it on me.
0 O8 F- M$ [& w0 kCondi: Hu is the new leader of China. : ~. f$ N/ P, j1 J$ p
George: That's what I want to know.
! j9 M# w+ l' L- a, ?9 m1 M* b4 C; PCondi: That's what I'm telling you.
; T' i* ^- g% V' wGeorge: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
" S3 v/ [) N0 _- T2 X6 _Condi: Yes.
" `/ y5 [" D6 m% @George: I mean the fellow's name.
* }& c" i( D! o4 ]: l2 x1 F4 @Condi: Hu.
3 c% ?0 Z$ L Q9 F+ }/ tGeorge: The guy in China.
3 x8 E: v$ J5 \. a! Y. FCondi: Hu.
. w* Y6 _1 B! i- K7 ^# v7 a/ bGeorge: The new leader of China. 7 V( |* O9 Y. D% B* O4 ` r$ f
Condi: Hu. ( [# q% V0 K8 R$ T4 [/ i5 Y* h
George: The Chinaman!
4 S* P% c& x# I8 a/ X$ ?Condi: Hu is leading China.
* q7 I3 k5 T$ ^, _6 e- XGeorge: Now whaddya' asking me for?
1 f4 b$ R8 ~# c6 }. E* wCondi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
! k- w; J& M% S" MGeorge: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
/ E* ?: C+ ~ T' ~( H0 |Condi: That's the man's name.
: h0 c$ x" y( e9 O# Q ZGeorge: That's who's name?
# {8 t9 J$ E0 S+ ~1 u. r1 VCondi: Yes. 4 A5 V4 d3 t9 m# V
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? 3 s, ?: M, m( b
Condi: Yes, sir. * m+ e) n; W* W% L" w
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
1 K* }6 B q$ o9 |; NCondi: That's correct. 3 Q$ G' h1 r. m2 {* J
George: Then who is in China? ) j/ |+ ]5 C6 b6 U2 W l( s. W& o
Condi: Yes, sir. 9 h; h9 O) ]" M% d. _
George: Yassir is in China? * P) m, f8 e$ [0 x8 e
Condi: No, sir. 8 _5 x/ w' z8 I7 g$ q# N: W
George: Then who is?
Z8 O4 K; f* }9 v2 Y6 b5 V; M5 rCondi: Yes, sir. + Y. \/ Y' P+ \9 T F
George: Yassir?
' P/ r" y$ C, q8 }) I6 wCondi: No, sir.
2 V+ }' W9 y6 e( o$ J- QGeorge: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. ) U+ }) e3 h! ]
Condi: Kofi?
$ _( O! J& L, M/ x/ \, eGeorge: No, thanks. . x! p( T T" w/ {: D' Z1 x% ~& }
Condi: You want Kofi?
) f- {' U2 l0 m2 LGeorge: No.
; v; X, Y% H6 D& ~Condi: You don't want Kofi.
( q) Z& V$ v* W% v5 j$ m. `% ~George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
: l' X h- \( [2 s+ aCondi: Yes, sir. ; Q; T# Q/ G4 Y1 E! S/ V
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. + |& L# ~5 d5 Z& z4 [9 Y
Condi: Kofi? % d$ a4 P2 ^5 m0 l8 P
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
2 L/ Y# a- H7 Y" V. A3 c! |Condi: And call who? v' \$ @8 u' B+ {3 T# p
George: Who is the guy at the U.N? ( @ X& F( P9 z7 X8 {+ G$ R [
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
) V$ Q& I7 w+ }8 Z, oGeorge: Will you stay out of China?! 0 |- o" i1 H$ r! Q9 y* |
Condi: Yes, sir. # C7 M4 Z8 z. c, J* x
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
$ H6 u; ]; q) C! G: ]Condi: Kofi. : v1 ?' \ S. p. o
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. - R, y: `8 ?# D& ~& c. s# X1 R- _
(Condi picks up the phone.) ) {6 i0 x5 `8 t% ~3 r$ f: a6 h
Condi: Rice, here. - c4 y( a6 b3 u
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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