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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice) / p( c- |9 z; F3 `' ?
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George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
, @9 J( k' B3 D/ l% R4 y$ rCondi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
: g% G4 _9 c5 t2 E$ \9 I, u# aGeorge: Great. Lay it on me.
6 W: s) v+ ~, `& k" l" ]1 B3 XCondi: Hu is the new leader of China.
' f6 o; l* L2 ?: R" k4 N; }" _+ z2 [George: That's what I want to know. ; a1 ]) ]3 I+ z6 g5 d/ L- s
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
7 \) `$ p" r2 N! t: g4 A! X* W6 BGeorge: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
$ L: F/ Q7 k( j' c9 cCondi: Yes.
6 M# n( ^; N- {* E1 v! X+ IGeorge: I mean the fellow's name. ( `; i7 X( E! w+ |' _* c
Condi: Hu. 4 p( D- Y( A4 W" o3 @% t
George: The guy in China.
( l: q9 \& i2 R0 ~6 b* hCondi: Hu. ! d# ?8 M u6 m' s9 ? U, w
George: The new leader of China.
- ^& R% A$ V& _+ O, C6 k- h) n; ^Condi: Hu.
) x! u# ~4 F. q# eGeorge: The Chinaman! : F l% A- `- H, d) ]6 |
Condi: Hu is leading China. 4 j0 e/ y+ h+ ], j; w
George: Now whaddya' asking me for? ) X* s8 i6 j8 D9 t: S
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
& F. G, K$ L8 S& e2 A4 K1 i+ Y& BGeorge: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
& @, X4 D1 ~+ _& YCondi: That's the man's name. 4 P" {, ]9 ]3 T- d
George: That's who's name?
6 c3 v6 z* s6 T% E* Z# ?" i1 {1 i2 T3 zCondi: Yes. 8 v. R% J1 y9 N# I2 t8 w" e
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
" M& H& r6 ?) |# X$ ICondi: Yes, sir.
$ D1 y' T4 U# h# iGeorge: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. + c3 O. b# }: [' E/ @3 n
Condi: That's correct.
6 N7 O9 W; D% L S# P$ \George: Then who is in China?
; ~) I( Y1 T B$ Y R) W6 B' O: tCondi: Yes, sir.
5 t1 ^7 L& O6 w# aGeorge: Yassir is in China?
, z/ N* ?2 \% }Condi: No, sir. * v! O z5 ^( d) v k
George: Then who is?
. r# r" b+ u8 t) A T/ FCondi: Yes, sir.
: U* ~' m1 C4 D6 }George: Yassir? , U4 w5 l: w' u+ E" l! p* v4 D4 X
Condi: No, sir. + ]2 q: R1 {1 x$ D3 Q
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. & J* ^/ j4 o7 j6 M; O; C
Condi: Kofi? 1 o- O# w5 Q: V
George: No, thanks. 0 e$ y0 r1 `$ S0 }- Q; J+ X
Condi: You want Kofi?
( C9 U5 F0 s) A, f7 V3 D7 B7 EGeorge: No.
, C( R6 l- d" g& hCondi: You don't want Kofi.
1 K# E1 D: d# k L* M6 NGeorge: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
\' w. i& h! P1 O/ y$ ACondi: Yes, sir. 8 g1 j+ O/ S6 k
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. 8 V2 a0 @! z* N1 x& _6 a
Condi: Kofi?
3 z) ~+ V& M, W: w6 b. S: }: L2 D jGeorge: Milk! Will you please make the call? - r; T& A. C+ X0 M6 l
Condi: And call who? 6 C. ]% ^6 q0 F+ i' @
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
# _2 U' g X* Q3 X/ GCondi: Hu is the guy in China. ; D# d( e, g& d3 f9 H9 u& ?8 y
George: Will you stay out of China?! 7 s' [5 Z. e' @) ~) r7 v
Condi: Yes, sir.
8 ?% B& k' v# mGeorge: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. . c) [7 f0 K/ R( \) V
Condi: Kofi. 9 ?4 Y. f, q1 m& F7 i- _* D
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. / N* q+ @; @1 Q6 m+ e( [
(Condi picks up the phone.)
* o5 j5 x L6 }Condi: Rice, here.
+ G, b+ i2 X( x' C% c$ BGeorge: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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