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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice) ! A: F7 f+ ^9 N/ N
5 L) L+ B; w' P$ zGeorge: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
# d$ |4 H! G( Z/ { J4 t/ VCondi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
8 t( j) m( Z, J# _! q' V3 j& SGeorge: Great. Lay it on me. . ]3 G9 \ E) D! m# c: M7 N2 j
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. 4 ~6 J" C5 S3 N P
George: That's what I want to know.
1 \* E2 l: K/ ~; }: Y/ d/ kCondi: That's what I'm telling you.
, g. M6 _2 V: ~' `$ r0 [3 g: P# `, tGeorge: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? ; V& K8 o4 g2 k+ J- w& v# F- }
Condi: Yes. 7 F8 ]: O4 s; o& k
George: I mean the fellow's name. - e" m% u' Q6 v1 d; p5 q7 x
Condi: Hu. - \- o8 x/ X9 C9 [7 j) Q2 R
George: The guy in China. 9 L& U2 i3 n5 d) t
Condi: Hu.
2 K$ z3 k' @+ `8 w( @+ }George: The new leader of China. ) ?6 T" E3 r/ J4 @! C
Condi: Hu.
+ x7 ^0 i/ H4 I6 O- _* lGeorge: The Chinaman! + k, ~2 [, x, _6 Z& U: J
Condi: Hu is leading China.
: ?& l5 T5 r. V$ D' [$ V, a& H9 {* ?George: Now whaddya' asking me for? 9 `; s2 [3 }3 J4 r# n; F' U
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
+ O: t# f0 z, `1 q- _0 HGeorge: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? ' Z0 n5 [6 @% d4 c7 {# o
Condi: That's the man's name. F5 D3 c, [# f9 _( W+ C- [
George: That's who's name?
+ h! ~! |0 g+ d! dCondi: Yes. ) g2 k3 @) D! C+ d% p
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
0 d. Y. T+ B/ [8 W1 kCondi: Yes, sir.
9 R' D2 j/ o7 P3 W. l* X# ]/ L& N r+ sGeorge: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
" x+ |- ~" B, e" \4 g" |9 l( ACondi: That's correct.
6 o$ s& v! K9 LGeorge: Then who is in China? 7 S% N7 J5 z. c/ t6 C" o v/ f
Condi: Yes, sir.
1 [& R) C _- w! HGeorge: Yassir is in China? f4 w. z& r( f3 y
Condi: No, sir. : H4 J! ?- b, Z8 U; A2 v& K& c6 |
George: Then who is? * W; G* R1 ~9 c a
Condi: Yes, sir.
: Z9 E, x' H% g0 N e1 F! b* [George: Yassir? $ q+ o6 n# F4 D
Condi: No, sir. + Z- r# z/ s$ j# j; A
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
/ u ^" D; W; H0 ]8 D9 k: NCondi: Kofi?
8 w" f9 f! l# ^( O, A; KGeorge: No, thanks. 8 I% u, m! q r+ t7 b
Condi: You want Kofi? * I& o$ i5 |* A" }4 Y; [" \/ K6 n
George: No.
8 g" Q8 x/ |5 f: {Condi: You don't want Kofi. 9 m/ G" }# T' ]" A* V5 }) ^* @; ]2 l$ a
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. : j$ G+ C- Z* ]$ ]- P) F
Condi: Yes, sir.
' k# F' W1 S( S7 _1 P( c7 `George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
- y; q$ W# y7 j, j5 ~, ^Condi: Kofi?
9 v7 y r- U7 |* P' n+ d7 vGeorge: Milk! Will you please make the call? ) I8 ?0 k! v# ?* o
Condi: And call who? # ^4 A; V0 T5 U, n7 k; |9 N% T
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
- Q9 w, C1 f9 t) F d7 JCondi: Hu is the guy in China. . V$ K/ a1 G5 q. H( Q# U
George: Will you stay out of China?! 6 J4 S6 h7 K7 O7 j4 {: h2 i
Condi: Yes, sir. ( O) [& k, X2 y8 z& i
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
3 o1 b, ?2 Y# G, A4 Z; v n- c' DCondi: Kofi.
" t/ }! V2 ^. c4 ]4 ^8 I4 z* L+ gGeorge: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
3 E# ]+ L5 d+ s(Condi picks up the phone.)
1 A0 F; V( \1 P4 X3 Y$ W/ x7 cCondi: Rice, here.
0 ]( P6 p3 l) v: r! b" zGeorge: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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