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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice)

: C5 \6 R1 X6 v+ x+ k- P( WGeorge: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
  X/ W- o! x6 `4 K1 {+ n- YCondi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
! @1 A& b) {- }+ xCondi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
, L1 a+ V6 @2 r2 A* T' jCondi: That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
6 q3 `+ a: {5 y% l! M$ l8 ICondi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
0 ]! S3 k; s* V7 e0 m/ b% V0 uCondi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
" n* E/ [' t  F# a3 XCondi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
George: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes.
/ I' t7 k/ A- SGeorge: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
% Q: Q0 ^& W2 e5 }$ \Condi: That's correct.
4 }& q, t7 n' x$ b2 o) L4 BGeorge: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
5 l1 t, g3 n2 p$ ^4 i( H% YGeorge: Yassir is in China?
; y% H# `1 N3 V  lCondi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
- v4 t9 |6 z* ?; k  S3 V$ v: ACondi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
% M9 J8 v3 T, Z2 B1 i$ vGeorge: No.
* C" e( j3 h7 m* |$ S. d0 z4 JCondi: You don't want Kofi.
  ^' o4 ?5 a2 [, M$ r+ HGeorge: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
$ ?$ B/ |7 d2 t* yCondi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
. k& X0 Y& x7 C7 h4 ]4 AGeorge: Milk! Will you please make the call?
. \. ]" R. Z) eCondi: And call who?
2 J/ d* y4 k, e9 n4 [& @$ ]George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
9 ~4 F! M8 D% L, o% m  u; ?Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
* G3 C7 v  q! |  qGeorge: Will you stay out of China?!
' J/ A9 N) {3 A# e' eCondi: Yes, sir.
4 J9 Q2 [: }4 J" g& f9 @' OGeorge: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
1 }$ Z& A, k6 y% V2 h8 \8 {Condi: Rice, here.
; c! F, d- d0 a  {* `  k3 a1 hGeorge: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?

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