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4 ?) ]9 _& v9 ]Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries. / U! `3 s. q( x m4 e
# \! v! o4 v0 w" hTrouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar. # R: }6 _. J; Y3 A9 K) _' p/ b
% P/ q# c6 Y hToo many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good.
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When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. * V, j3 q) R0 c0 Y, W
3 p$ w+ v, M* f1 Q- [ zIf a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag.
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6 _8 v1 l0 z K% g( ~4 C; `On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present.
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A foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'. 5 C' w/ }& a3 i5 R1 t8 Q2 X9 P5 w
$ p# i2 z# x: Z, q. r/ q6 HMany girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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