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 Wisdom from Grandpa...
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Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries. % h$ {5 Y' }' k. d: s5 t- }$ S$ q
' T) Y: A- m% E s) H0 STrouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar.
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Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good. 4 F3 j F9 j: U1 U, v9 `
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When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. 4 c+ o, a1 X6 P+ E+ i
2 X% T. a7 P* t# QIf a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag. 6 c8 G6 n/ J1 w* J% m
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On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present.
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; g8 g. r+ {0 {4 {- t9 D& LA foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'. 6 I( q7 i( I: ~1 H& g; j; d
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Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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