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 Wisdom from Grandpa...
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. y& x O; {; jWhether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries.
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Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar.
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0 _# p# g3 G- C6 u# IToo many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good.
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/ u+ u' _; a v, D6 kWhen a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. 7 `: E3 ^9 B* B8 A$ x r
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If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag. E1 q2 d% e. Y5 n5 x4 ~
) L7 \$ E8 i e( g$ Z9 h" }On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present. , E; j3 |2 x6 P4 x5 U7 t
8 l. X/ v; {( BA foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'. ; ]% j6 I' ^: A0 T
: u L3 U2 i0 G3 G; W, M! hMany girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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