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 Wisdom from Grandpa...
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4 o6 T7 q' b) mWhether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries. ! f C+ g H: M
B0 W6 Q% t. B5 f. tTrouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar. 3 F0 ]0 M7 X# p9 b
, g) X2 z! T) Q8 nToo many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good.
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. v7 ]* t9 B5 O+ G! UWhen a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. % b0 ~$ Q/ ?% H8 \5 ^' U
/ d( c4 s* x7 i! P! B; eIf a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag. 8 f4 h& [+ ~9 O1 B' P2 g5 S: W
" S5 t# @0 x, A+ {" z& \5 UOn anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present. % M$ _5 ]( U- r3 t
9 k- e# m, x9 {' z* k( YA foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'.
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Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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