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Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries. % H: t- R- p% h! A
7 U2 V# b. V# }+ c% ~* F, bTrouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar.
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: a {! }% c6 pToo many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good. 6 u) h$ `5 R5 q# g. ?
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When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
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If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag.
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* k+ I1 m. }' W2 gOn anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present. 5 z5 W1 G- M6 g; v4 w
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A foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'.
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Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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