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Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries. ) ^9 {, y" b$ N. i
* v5 p7 \* ^/ L. sTrouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar.
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Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good.
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When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
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9 v) y' r& u9 y2 u2 K4 F1 WIf a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag.
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On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present. 8 F* M e1 N9 l
0 ]/ X' O2 z8 s' L' o5 P8 I6 K f/ L9 KA foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'.
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Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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