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Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries.
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Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar.
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Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good. , K+ {4 \( }* x4 X) D! x3 G) q4 b
8 @& ~% N- x9 X7 E3 {( b7 BWhen a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
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If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag.
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! s" ^8 e" o/ I6 z7 X& O7 ^" XOn anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present. / i6 M: `# N# M; [
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A foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'.
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2 X! E6 e6 b% \* Q! J6 OMany girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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