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 Wisdom from Grandpa...
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Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries. ) O& x% E" I4 b: `8 L
- F |$ ^, [' k$ @Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar.
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Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good.
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When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. " ^4 X$ Z9 D& N3 ~5 f) a
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If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag. 3 x# S/ ]+ U( w4 \$ n- r7 z
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On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present. " A1 a T: ?) X, l9 H7 L
r3 B9 V4 ?/ oA foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'.
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: E: v8 U" Y$ C; |( DMany girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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