Fifty plus

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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
. x5 V7 k5 d5 v  ]9 i6 n     When you are done you will have a place to live.

! \" i( S% @! _. u6 WQ: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.
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2 G% F) i1 H- d# _( JQ: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
4 |. O) X! |5 r4 mA: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.
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Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
9 q2 E1 ~7 k  k( s, C! V7 cA: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
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% G' M9 t8 H& W* UQ: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
8 u% @& ?' H6 _' pA: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.

Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
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* k& U, I% C2 j8 ~% HQ: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
; q7 C( n7 T2 c& yA: Their foreheads.
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% R- }* _0 T7 |4 |Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they  enter antique stores?
+ u9 K& L. r0 TA: "I remember these."

小老儿

That's exactly what I am now.

prouddolphin

interesting stuff. Ding

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