Fifty plus

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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
" j* y( X  k* n     When you are done you will have a place to live.
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Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
. ~& _; {: i' c1 \) uA: Tell him you're pregnant.
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Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.
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, H2 F/ W( G  R7 _# R1 `Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
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: ~( h( z/ A3 p0 a# uQ: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
0 ?/ g( |- @( O% D* s5 t. @' D& lA: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
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Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
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; Z! r3 m' @6 z. g, h& l) p, JQ: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
A: Their foreheads.

Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they  enter antique stores?
A: "I remember these."

小老儿

That's exactly what I am now.
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prouddolphin

interesting stuff. Ding

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