Fifty plus

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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
     When you are done you will have a place to live.
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; E3 T+ E0 N8 s( \+ A2 l( K8 tQ: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.

5 y9 Z+ A# X1 E/ c! XQ: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
  M( x2 }) K5 {0 k  wA: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.
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7 c( j7 |) k" LQ: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
" Z. C; S  L) }- Q8 {( W/ KA: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
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Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
# @8 U1 A0 @. D+ i2 u& G+ gA: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
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  [( w) n, T1 X+ l) K7 i2 o! iQ: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
9 m) ^  U4 K4 i. Z) j% JA: Their foreheads.
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4 S) w- P+ ^$ k  k& z6 Q6 QQ: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they  enter antique stores?
* T: `$ k  h; \A: "I remember these."

小老儿

That's exactly what I am now.
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prouddolphin

interesting stuff. Ding

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