Fifty plus

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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
+ p7 y5 Q6 c8 m8 W5 `4 t* K; HA: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
* _! J* i7 R7 Q  {; ]     When you are done you will have a place to live.

Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.

Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
5 Z' O% z- _# FA: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.

5 z# |* e/ C: A: U4 s. B( C; bQ: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
2 X6 ~# A9 Y7 m8 l: z* A- yA: Valets don't forget where they park your car.

6 S% k2 a$ |4 z: mQ: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.

Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
$ v' |% X7 |: _A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
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! G/ c( G- ^  C- v# OQ: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
A: Their foreheads.
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+ H& L! i# g8 ~* o! o4 \Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they  enter antique stores?
- P; m9 W, g3 WA: "I remember these."

小老儿

That's exactly what I am now.

prouddolphin

interesting stuff. Ding

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