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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
' u' M: K" [: W0 S7 L6 m- rA: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
2 x6 q' ~7 _$ G. j When you are done you will have a place to live.
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* ?2 e2 D" ^8 ^4 K% Q WQ: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?$ i9 J. n& [- L+ n
A: Tell him you're pregnant.1 ]7 M2 o' u$ H7 e [" p) O
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Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
& E5 p. m) ` j1 n+ V! c. ~& SA: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses./ |6 ^3 H# t j, W7 a5 t8 }
) ?+ G' x3 k1 t2 a* m. _ tQ: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
, R) ^- _" x. Y# {* o5 ~! ?' oA: Valets don't forget where they park your car., j3 Q; ~6 n7 G5 |6 L5 f
# m, {! s" r, _- N9 H% NQ: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?. G M5 L6 X- D) d) L- U! x3 ]
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
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Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
+ ~- V* E% G0 N. Q4 m- h, pA: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
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Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
! t. |3 ^+ m" a; u6 [) @A: Their foreheads.
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9 O1 s( F6 L/ L: j0 I1 \Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?9 o* p, P1 E0 U) Q. Q, M
A: "I remember these." |
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