Fifty plus

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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
6 p/ f- r$ q# G$ w  h* D: C* t' mA: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
! Z7 R) c1 K2 V/ G* F+ b" p# G; j     When you are done you will have a place to live.

: ]8 o8 @, r2 F6 q( gQ: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.

3 j2 y5 C1 Q0 l3 U& E1 hQ: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.

$ A% v2 K& M  Z% SQ: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
$ M1 r& }6 n9 k+ g1 A! b; MA: Valets don't forget where they park your car.

Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
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Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
) d3 K  W! ^. [6 Q0 RA: Their foreheads.
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Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they  enter antique stores?
  i- W+ U  t5 C; O" E; s9 S+ OA: "I remember these."

小老儿

That's exactly what I am now.

prouddolphin

interesting stuff. Ding

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