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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
- R* {' n% E5 {. j- AA: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
( x/ m) Z: L, B! |6 x( ] When you are done you will have a place to live.. B$ O- p0 w. @9 G# t3 x
7 `2 i. A; K. i- N9 `Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?' x" r/ X/ k3 ~ ^, p/ l/ r ^
A: Tell him you're pregnant.6 A) b% e7 E9 j# _' k& D
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Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?8 x+ i& \! @4 s/ [3 ~9 h
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.
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% @: a' S: Z) n, ]Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
; N: ^8 O7 S' @- tA: Valets don't forget where they park your car.3 F- v& _! f; Q, C; @6 s. \5 S+ X
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Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?9 y- O# c# o# j+ f7 Z, s
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
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! V" Z1 V9 o# L, nQ: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?9 l9 A: a/ N: e6 P6 Y4 ]4 }
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.1 d2 v! M. p- T8 c* e& ?
0 ?6 O1 b" y5 fQ: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?8 v, n: M% N. h% j
A: Their foreheads.
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Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?
$ C1 u: {4 b( ?; Y1 {# [A: "I remember these." |
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