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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
; u8 g- ^6 D# o. v4 ~A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.5 b+ ?4 e, Y2 E4 P. K' `3 Z
When you are done you will have a place to live.
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* e6 M+ m6 [; ?3 A8 W) ]! bQ: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?3 E/ J3 H. V2 m6 E4 g8 W
A: Tell him you're pregnant.
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) u6 {6 ^" x4 A0 L+ {Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
" o. g* {( p* A1 \- O/ OA: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.
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- n$ P8 w0 i. E9 _4 X0 }Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
1 k0 J$ Z: l$ o2 F4 xA: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
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Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?3 a' W/ {# M$ g3 T+ J
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
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Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?& e8 w" M2 ^, h0 ]& v) P C/ p
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
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Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
8 G5 _1 b4 ~/ G7 [" { F" kA: Their foreheads.
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8 D- o; }5 x6 @$ |Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?
2 k4 w3 e' i" A6 k( ~A: "I remember these." |
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