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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?! a% v7 z* }$ t5 M
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. y( p: `5 D+ B% k' L" n. o6 M
When you are done you will have a place to live.0 L% K: p9 b) A8 s- p1 Y
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Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
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' @8 _- T$ P6 y9 U. d, S2 m% FQ: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
. y8 P- c8 q X. M' h- {. rA: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.
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+ ]0 ^% R0 U3 j" a+ _3 ?6 tQ: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
7 D0 J: e: Z" A; g" kA: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
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Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
, B4 Q+ N/ k5 Z% qA: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
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4 Z+ b3 c/ ^2 U8 `Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?; ]; I) Y- j' |4 h5 i1 D, Y# l: i, f
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
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4 X! F7 o! E8 i# ~$ iQ: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
7 _: ?# O$ Q& S6 WA: Their foreheads.
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& [6 Q" X. W) GQ: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?6 @7 ~ |$ K$ z k, J- o- l
A: "I remember these." |
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