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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
/ C0 |6 z. p0 s2 k8 B) U2 uA: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
+ ~5 K7 b* `. j$ F) \' j When you are done you will have a place to live.
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! g3 u' `& I* e& WQ: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?3 M7 X* \% s$ ?9 x- c( f
A: Tell him you're pregnant./ s, v' U* Q7 G+ t7 P* Q9 x3 R
4 o: t. {5 ^- V( h" b/ {3 ZQ: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?. x1 f" [7 s% [ o9 K, I# }
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.
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7 K/ ]' E) I. u" r" ?* JQ: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?# o! i9 M) X+ h) Y
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car. ~' J. Z. i# U
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Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
5 Y" [! X _- @A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
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Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?! H0 B3 V' G* Y; B0 C/ e
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.( `: z9 D$ M( B& V% z
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Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
% K5 \; J5 W, ]% q* ]A: Their foreheads.% l4 y: N6 ^' s8 z
8 y1 v7 ~( n) k' _$ H5 mQ: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?5 F4 f1 A+ }( y
A: "I remember these." |
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