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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
6 p/ f- r$ q# G$ w h* D: C* t' mA: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
! Z7 R) c1 K2 V/ G* F+ b" p# G; j When you are done you will have a place to live.9 W8 O! p; L& S4 Q/ T* S
: ]8 o8 @, r2 F6 q( gQ: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?- l; d5 M% f' U4 m
A: Tell him you're pregnant., z, ]: L. O& z; U- e
3 j2 y5 C1 Q0 l3 U& E1 hQ: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?- P- i8 Y. J- q$ F% O0 ~, k) S
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.# C. e" g% A* e' P: m( T! N
$ A% v2 K& M Z% SQ: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
$ M1 r& }6 n9 k+ g1 A! b; MA: Valets don't forget where they park your car.2 ^; A4 w/ C" w; G( d9 }0 }
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Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?+ T# v& E2 |# M3 g( o
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
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Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?. W$ u. W& e1 N
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.1 X& E" y m5 ^
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Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
) d3 K W! ^. [6 Q0 RA: Their foreheads.
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Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?
i- W+ U t5 C; O" E; s9 S+ OA: "I remember these." |
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