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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?% Y. u U4 `+ p- ^. X1 e
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.9 A/ H4 h6 g0 d3 x3 I: S) ~5 x
When you are done you will have a place to live.1 m. D2 c! M; X. o3 H
. a4 F' J% ~5 z% W; xQ: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?# l/ G) i$ ?: v* g. \+ I: v
A: Tell him you're pregnant.
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+ I0 Y5 n3 Y5 k. e5 H! hQ: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?8 G! P# p( {! o. O5 S
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.' l1 @" X: ~/ g( f4 R
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Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
7 u7 h' ~: h1 [+ J, `) rA: Valets don't forget where they park your car.; x$ w+ S2 f5 r* X* K# m1 }. P
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Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
* `" D# M W3 Z8 LA: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.4 }+ C# H$ p! H
) d" Q: P) o9 i$ C" c$ w' NQ: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?! v; s& g3 {" Q- Y$ n4 {1 R/ ~
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
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Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?6 _$ W# r/ O( T6 ?5 w& a
A: Their foreheads.
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# O- n$ L4 I# {% R2 D$ r. g( BQ: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?
7 Z+ N! p5 f7 q) qA: "I remember these." |
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