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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
x6 r# X% m# C6 FA: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement./ |0 f) @+ }& l* {2 D0 j1 J/ h
When you are done you will have a place to live. t# `! p2 l* }3 r$ Z5 ?
" w: J3 ~; W1 _- S0 HQ: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
6 [3 x3 M9 P4 c! P% S9 EA: Tell him you're pregnant.
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Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?- w. J) |" c3 b5 I+ Q' s
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.! W/ _: }/ @- a' |/ P3 q$ M
) Z0 |2 s" k' m: m B9 m6 PQ: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?2 ~2 h* ^! U4 X1 l
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.* A `+ G/ M' B
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Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?4 x$ a+ n& c7 N$ F- s$ o2 ` q y
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.- b1 B$ ^; x: h! K
! T8 @& U6 P) ^1 e& o, gQ: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?$ z6 J6 s9 r1 u" D V. Z
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.# `" w8 ^) \ K1 U8 V K2 }; V
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Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?4 V+ F0 v0 A4 p; C: d4 q6 m
A: Their foreheads.3 N# J) ^0 W& F( U
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Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?
- T6 z5 V5 f! a- j) G( UA: "I remember these." |
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