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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
) `9 A7 q; G @# F6 \! f+ XA: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
+ k' c# v- W" @ When you are done you will have a place to live.
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Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
@, E, I6 g! dA: Tell him you're pregnant.& {: z5 k- D" _1 M& H4 R9 y
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Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?4 @, B: @+ e" b" i" C, a: f
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.
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Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
5 L$ X) h* @8 s1 g+ s9 f2 s6 A# xA: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
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4 {3 M$ }# U d0 v$ E2 X8 yQ: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?6 m6 S B; u' \' E. Q
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
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) Q5 J+ l4 [9 \$ Q7 NQ: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?0 n2 s, @0 `& C; t
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.1 C1 T- P4 J" s1 B) A- M6 M n
7 H: v& a1 j. g! \% z; M) FQ: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?7 P {- V1 b- W9 e9 z
A: Their foreheads.1 B5 ]0 A, ~3 v. n% f3 I
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Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?
/ E7 m" O/ x% |% S CA: "I remember these." |
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