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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?, G/ t" g; E- R( h2 l( m9 _! w7 G
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.% L7 e- J# V1 A1 F. ?( r$ J6 J3 e
When you are done you will have a place to live.
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+ B4 c0 v0 p" r& K3 i2 qQ: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
, A. Q: }0 I; _; G) r7 TA: Tell him you're pregnant.
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, L" w* l3 I$ ~% W$ w. O6 u2 K4 f9 YQ: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?% l1 h* d% l" i0 k/ x
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.8 O9 N+ m! ?7 N: e, [7 k) v, y; _! x
+ y. T& {( p! a& BQ: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?+ U9 t, d/ _7 ^7 S: A3 W/ p
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.5 p @) a2 L1 }) N6 I3 F; X
/ W9 c& w9 O7 y: g5 CQ: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
! S% d$ p5 w% A# q7 J7 `/ iA: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.. v/ `/ K) ?7 F& y. T& b
- {& d0 z; \+ t" nQ: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
4 }: `8 a( I) ^& f: M% jA: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
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|5 i0 a2 `0 V# X6 {3 P8 s4 i, Y8 xQ: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
2 U" v7 X7 m. B" p6 t6 ~A: Their foreheads., G/ }: m) O; h W5 y }4 `
0 u/ b) V8 B" N4 H5 k2 MQ: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?# ]* K" K3 q1 j3 {; C& h& A# J
A: "I remember these." |
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