Fifty plus

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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
( {6 M% ]4 z+ |0 s% A! x# IA: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
     When you are done you will have a place to live.
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Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
; h; E0 N( Y4 ?# n( [, EA: Tell him you're pregnant.
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5 [$ I8 M1 i9 M/ b7 E; mQ: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.
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" `, k# M. l0 O. d. K( a4 g1 @Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
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+ Q. e% O7 n3 cQ: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
: C" z+ b! T4 k) K. sA: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.

' \5 |, I3 @1 q: ^Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
- _9 |  d" @8 q% nA: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
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Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
/ z# U9 N6 {3 CA: Their foreheads.

Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they  enter antique stores?
9 U# \+ u  ~) yA: "I remember these."

小老儿

That's exactly what I am now.
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prouddolphin

interesting stuff. Ding

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