Fifty plus

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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
/ x- ]$ p0 f# j% CA: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
     When you are done you will have a place to live.

Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
' K* |% H$ `" ]9 u$ I2 ~% bA: Tell him you're pregnant.
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Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
: k5 k3 F- R& X; EA: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.

- |1 \: R5 j% @: [Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
* S9 ^. R, ?! F: {& i; Q7 zA: Valets don't forget where they park your car.

& ], V. k9 x9 jQ: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
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4 J4 @* F: X( H  [* D' ~/ s9 D- \Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
4 B. X$ l( X  j2 p. {/ [. jA: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

; j( A4 G) u& i& o* F( c, bQ: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
A: Their foreheads.
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3 B4 Y- J) V$ M! V; y* ]" @3 R7 LQ: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they  enter antique stores?
A: "I remember these."

小老儿

That's exactly what I am now.

prouddolphin

interesting stuff. Ding

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