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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?# T/ ]% I. I" B" Z
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
4 o c( e: l9 ^4 @0 X0 g When you are done you will have a place to live.
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Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?) M" J8 z6 K3 m* x) h
A: Tell him you're pregnant.2 q8 `! b, ~) u( y
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Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
- z5 `- I$ j2 L$ _A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.8 Y ~ D5 I7 g0 g, v1 x
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Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?$ l+ J# d l: ?; y
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
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/ o1 P* S0 L' t: J! S; }+ x( TQ: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
- i1 n+ f# _5 k4 N2 s. uA: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.! G9 {+ R, v v; l8 L
( U v# K7 u7 k% k# [Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
/ m8 ]* a' r' P" O5 W6 GA: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
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6 N: Y! R, m1 y7 n B' pQ: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
4 }! L, e! z: |% PA: Their foreheads.
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: s4 l' x9 z7 N. S& }5 bQ: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?
1 M/ ~. t1 f5 ~/ TA: "I remember these." |
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