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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
& Q" g0 {9 C0 r/ AA: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
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Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?% f. B" a! A8 v( k/ M
A: Tell him you're pregnant.
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Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?, h. ~, h$ d5 X3 x
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.
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$ ?4 E& D8 \8 I& CQ: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
) M, |' m J! R2 [! o2 K: `A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
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1 s0 B C$ H8 `1 l- E- `/ v& TQ: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?1 S2 K- F! V0 m. a. m& @+ Y( o
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.6 N5 L8 q6 ]9 Y( o% S6 r& k
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Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?+ c* s+ y0 F5 x5 z
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
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Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?( \. p* g) [" A8 n1 J
A: Their foreheads.
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Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?
- e9 C6 E9 B7 V! ?' V+ H2 s1 R$ t$ nA: "I remember these." |
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