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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?8 f1 Z4 |9 X4 A2 V
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.8 Z5 w# v: @ ~0 f) A
When you are done you will have a place to live.1 m! U$ l- S4 n: z& T; R: L1 h
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Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
. j& j; A8 P5 s3 `8 z1 S, v* p1 R( B2 SA: Tell him you're pregnant.
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9 o) o5 b8 v/ m, r6 u. Q% n% h/ K" @3 AQ: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
* u; W0 N6 L' K, m5 ^/ qA: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.0 T/ j$ \ D% S6 t9 |
/ A1 a( j5 j! A) UQ: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
3 ~6 ^( K+ S! d: R) bA: Valets don't forget where they park your car.) ]. r2 B j+ V, W6 _8 t" \ p
) c4 f" T* _, _: t" b E! E% G" m7 F+ ZQ: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?" ?2 N7 ]$ P; f% a4 ]% h
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.* J) T; R3 c m5 c3 S
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Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?) B$ O) C+ x$ r/ [5 @ r
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.' y' |6 |: }9 U9 x- N5 ~
. m$ P- y( {* I+ k6 ~+ w- ?6 U. RQ: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
: ~+ u2 l( K8 q# N# {( n3 b1 VA: Their foreheads.
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Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?5 a+ C) V2 R2 m; k) u) {
A: "I remember these." |
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