Fifty plus

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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
( \$ n( g8 O2 X7 z     When you are done you will have a place to live.

# `- `; w8 y1 L( Y5 i$ ?Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.
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( Z9 E' q5 _' R, z3 b/ G. }Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
- \! Q/ @: h7 S! [) OA: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.

9 k4 c$ z  ]* @7 s  f* ZQ: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.

Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.

Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
2 r( g1 I) D5 G: D: l$ FA: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
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Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
+ b4 ^6 O$ N5 T6 n: v2 W% wA: Their foreheads.

Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they  enter antique stores?
A: "I remember these."

小老儿

That's exactly what I am now.

prouddolphin

interesting stuff. Ding

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