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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
1 P: V; M1 Z( Y- A9 D* sA: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
0 @4 x9 U1 c. M1 `" A; h0 f When you are done you will have a place to live.
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3 J3 d e/ B9 K1 q% z* U# l$ }& ZQ: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
~+ Q1 ]8 m! S# x% rA: Tell him you're pregnant.% P2 p2 E7 ]5 W' U! e3 a
; \' _2 O: C! c' j6 @) [7 W9 |Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?+ m; M1 J* Q# p) V
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.
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5 ^& Y5 ?/ U$ I/ v% TQ: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?* E" h# Q! G: X
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
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. {9 K1 u3 _/ G, R5 b _5 kQ: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
t# T7 Q+ ^$ r0 v& N- I6 Z5 mA: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.$ K% U( J% W/ b6 O# q
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Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
2 Y' x2 P4 f8 }' T4 a, e4 xA: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
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7 p0 N7 Q$ S N. ^% Y6 ]Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?0 ?: O0 c* h' K; u
A: Their foreheads.
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Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?
$ p" J4 y2 Q8 X: I+ TA: "I remember these." |
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