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(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.: A8 U* ~% _0 d1 C
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(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.6 s6 p+ Q4 D# _1 h8 r. L+ D" o
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(3)Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. + K! E2 j/ }0 [, H1 _$ f
d* A9 X3 w* P ~& T5 k(4)Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! ' W f: h- l* g( z. k7 l' _
2 ^; N2 i2 ?+ S- @# r% B(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men.. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)& U- W8 C b& y" ^" H9 _5 h
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(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous state m ents a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
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(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ... that will bring on a 'whatever').2 M3 ?+ }3 C+ \( q1 R2 g4 x
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(8)Whatever: Is a women's way of sayingF* YOU!8 o, o# W! |& n1 H ?( |
6 ], K) l$ H& d/ M(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3. |
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