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Bad Relationship
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# |& D( ~3 D% p/ [Two men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives. 1 S- C& p( x, ?- B4 V
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Jim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”/ i+ m7 R/ [( N& G/ c' M- R
4 H4 s# m: V1 d- e: K2 ]1 t1 W" O( ~- VAnd Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”" G1 k. W- }2 A% p, c7 M# d/ K
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”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”) }0 r4 K9 i$ s7 |8 F1 | |
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3 G( e. F9 M3 O* B& NThe scale says: Sorry, no change today! G. O& A9 u5 e: ?
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