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' A" K1 L0 u+ B5 C0 ]! yTwo men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives.
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8 Q4 C/ C/ a8 a6 W: rJim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”1 C" A; C/ H& F) w0 P+ i
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And Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”' c8 D- @6 P2 v* K1 X
9 S$ {7 t2 ^0 u0 ?8 y”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”
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0 e- `& E5 d6 i$ T- [The scale says: Sorry, no change today
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[ 本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2008-6-6 09:39 编辑 ] |
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