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+ X; K9 M _; D% s+ P& BTwo men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives. 0 u1 U8 q) T6 \6 i& y8 g
- J& {7 G$ e& DJim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”; {$ q5 |& k3 D4 [# V$ }% e9 v9 e' v& G
2 o$ b% O) j# A' V, pAnd Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”* d- k% ]. u8 ~3 I8 {
% _' r ~, f) ?. c) ?+ _”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”* H3 g, J* p$ P. _1 D# R, G* j# h
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The scale says: Sorry, no change today8 k0 l2 _( q" v/ b* Y
1 ~" q- c( s, k. Y) |( j- ^. w e[ 本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2008-6-6 09:39 编辑 ] |
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