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Two men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives. 3 y" u0 j$ E$ Z+ M5 S- Y8 M5 U
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Jim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”
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( w# U, f5 R/ l- M4 KAnd Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”
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”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”
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The scale says: Sorry, no change today1 o3 H$ Q: S% G
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