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1 F/ p* z) i6 FTwo men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives.
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Jim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”& H: r8 L! ~/ I% O# Y4 x p, \
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And Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”" p2 j" i9 `8 k k J6 ~3 j
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”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”; K( l2 } B! M" k7 ~7 H( U9 n
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The scale says: Sorry, no change today- D% O$ e" Q" `/ w+ ^
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