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# t1 G! ]- f! xTwo men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives.
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9 H5 V% {$ O5 M2 \ @9 yJim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”( t$ g3 [2 Q$ d. e8 G6 d
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And Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”0 e, m V, I B8 z; ~, p& S" U
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”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”! `7 W, h+ k5 c) b! Q: g+ U
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# D% }, h) m4 V$ ~8 pThe scale says: Sorry, no change today: `! z% r6 s- \# n
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