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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
( m9 K1 m# I2 Y: w# b4 uMARIA: Here it is.
& v u! c* [: u6 y) sTEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
0 i# J* n. s# }0 P) z6 y. PCLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? , E$ U% G8 p, v+ `6 I
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.1 J0 T6 O* i& W4 p( P e
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( V' Y( y& A6 l" m0 _( O+ `/ ETEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?' `* {: Y4 z7 N! v1 f+ X9 W( f
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
8 s# ^2 a3 a" @% _6 K) E# ]0 ~TEACHER: No, that's wrong2 P, a6 z: Z" F# s4 x1 b) x% A4 a* N
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Q& B# C0 a% e# T1 @TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?2 J8 S. L6 B( l; k
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.- G' d! o# ?- y0 m* G- M
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
4 S' t" F) i& G2 S' V+ @5 bDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O." @& u) A% C+ q* T* `2 b% O0 Z
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.7 Q& @ b9 b/ T0 l% ]( J
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
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/ }& K: v' t& q D. @) e) s: eTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
) i/ ], e& L k5 a( F. W& jMILLIE: I is..4 L# y. b. {" f3 H/ @
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.': ?2 c( m% ]4 V) I7 v$ m
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' 4 w- Z! s z5 `# |0 i! O. j
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?9 H/ p/ W. n1 f) ^
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
1 G. n; y2 d6 pSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.0 Z, K! L0 e+ K9 t/ ^
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
! t& l! v: x$ C y- y3 CCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
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