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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
' D& v) b0 D' ?0 z( NMARIA: Here it is.
, K3 H6 G' u& d: m( G! c/ }TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?/ Y9 W% [/ q! L' k: h* F1 _5 `
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" `; h( F7 L- d9 ]5 \2 ATEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? % W4 q$ W D. \: p6 u8 ^2 `$ C
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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7 O1 R2 R* Q, M# `' J$ c, |TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'/ P% D, Q- P+ H8 q7 ~4 F6 w, b# i. l* w
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
, l5 D4 V. F9 C4 v+ STEACHER: No, that's wrong
+ l4 T S6 F: L9 T) l0 {GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.6 D) T3 r+ [% B7 s7 ?( ^- Z
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4 A7 }: g. ?; m @, n- XTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
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TEACHER: What are you talking about?
- Z% |+ N, I) H; o0 dDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.0 h- F( J# L- ^7 [3 G; Z
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
6 h* u0 S8 S. Y0 K FGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.6 L5 G0 J! v3 [' E" H' E1 i# _6 T
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'* ]$ p0 O/ v7 \) v' \- P
MILLIE: I is..2 v; W8 j8 ~ y( ~% ^6 S
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
& G2 t& ^4 k3 y: H" h! _- f6 g, kMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
9 L3 w3 B9 p) o0 b& {LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?5 d1 X0 V' _% n* h0 T. |+ n
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
" G9 t" b* }3 D2 _5 qCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.8 j4 D0 T9 k) g3 V. `5 q
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?6 r+ L6 | Z6 D! j' \
HAROLD: A teacher
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