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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
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TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?8 I! r8 y! Q0 H% f
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? + y7 E, c* I* t, m
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'- ~% A8 [8 C @ b4 \ G
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'8 B+ ^" f t/ e5 o2 D; f
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
8 |. l5 u' ?0 b* @" l4 DGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.+ \# m8 s; k8 I; Z
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) e+ I9 s/ M' |: K% B5 QTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
( q* ]+ H i+ `6 V6 x( aDONALD: H I J K L M N O.; Y6 o" |4 y9 e3 j W8 p; m
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
5 u7 F4 A& {2 N# dDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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% {( G8 _8 W" E" L2 k! j0 A2 @8 _TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.0 F& b% a N( k
WINNIE: Me!
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& o6 ?5 _$ u' Q) k3 O rTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?% g, W3 f* d) h- r/ Z
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
N/ W7 L c. h1 f8 D0 i/ cMILLIE: I is..7 H q. O: \4 A( h6 f" c z7 J( E S
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'/ m F, c+ X8 A, Y
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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4 Z3 _$ s! o1 g; ~TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?; f" @7 l |2 k# x
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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8 ~7 d3 v. q: @& W6 Z. l2 c+ p9 ETEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? m& k l& o7 h2 ~/ i
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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* N1 ?* D3 k' G9 s+ v) K9 Q( @TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?* D0 Q1 f7 @9 b1 \+ v+ U) V T. `' X
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?4 n. r( f" x) D+ [
HAROLD: A teacher ' A4 h0 w9 ~. Y, z9 z! ~$ l( n6 I
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