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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .* u% V( T% c6 V& k m
MARIA: Here it is.& e: O: V# ^7 N7 Q9 R
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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9 \- Z z- ?& ?TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
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" v6 N1 x2 a# A5 W# ~TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'2 r. V$ R$ z( {/ _- Y& Q6 i5 C
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'7 D v0 H2 V8 B9 M
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
2 i1 w: _( y: ]# l7 t$ m9 @5 TGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
- s r6 n/ [: ~DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
2 P* c+ k' Y; g& h* h) s- MTEACHER: What are you talking about?
- z" j% A7 [# x9 K) ]8 A3 u8 J+ [DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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- x9 b+ {& I7 t# e. d' v/ ?TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.& D$ k4 K3 V: V9 V4 P
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
+ U( o+ ^: @% k+ u& e3 xGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.0 H8 `) s5 L+ W
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0 H3 L" w# @; x& YTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
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TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.', _( V% q: w) F) N% {+ T" t
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
4 F6 r4 H# z! f! j; V! iLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. 4 |' z( L- x4 s1 L) s; Y8 u' `
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V; V7 b+ w: q# L/ JTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?) N% h$ M- G# T! l1 b4 N3 y' u
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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. v+ u( o2 {6 o9 G& b! QTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
) Y. Q- r1 X0 }. |! \4 c9 G) uCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.; s! D! A8 ~/ ]. O' U, G! g
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# |' `+ [4 |" RTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
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