Kids Are Quick

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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
( [- A" i" F: DMARIA:       Here it is.
6 \5 J9 W, }4 m/ ~' o% u, OTEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
$ h9 R4 K+ Z; @% A4 L  `$ a3 s* C+ BCLASS:        Maria.
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TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
/ X& K8 {: ]9 BJOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
6 B+ j$ M% B- V# y4 \" S8 F# FGLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
& X4 ^( ^$ ^2 ^7 bTEACHER:  No, that's wrong
GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
6 s9 Q" b: |6 s7 |: Q' j6 I) @DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
6 Z( O1 ^% Z" L0 @  l0 L: L9 R- ~# fTEACHER:  What are you talking about?
7 ~4 J# m, i# T; z) ]; ~DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
% O) D% a% U  W' [  V. fWINNIE:     Me!
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8 U$ a3 M/ R7 W- v' {TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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: a$ S, F$ O) H' yTEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
6 J4 G1 F8 N+ N: Q/ mMILLIE:          I is..
& f) \0 \6 g8 _! X& e  \0 q+ F8 rTEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
7 |+ ^) J$ J' TMILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     
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. Q0 C& p: Y; C$ o/ PTEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
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Dumber

Like them.

小老儿

Kids are really quick. Lol........

織紗千影

haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)