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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .6 M+ Z% p7 i! E; w* m, I. w
MARIA: Here it is.6 Q+ \6 T) H- t V! X: e' F9 b% k
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?7 l% [; M% o2 v* o+ ]) r; m
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
# F4 D% ?% ?; n( h, e7 b/ _) GJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.9 r3 `+ C9 s3 ~; a7 P+ Q! D
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
" [# _9 X6 s7 l2 \/ L |. J* TGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'2 N6 H+ u- r7 ^
TEACHER: No, that's wrong) H) M+ ]6 d5 |3 i# J
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.& ?8 I5 \, s7 F0 v" o4 E3 k0 t [
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- e4 y( ? n: XTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
# f/ K6 T# L; D3 z/ v' `DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
9 o, B! M- S {5 O1 lTEACHER: What are you talking about?
1 a7 x- O$ Y3 ~% o6 L3 lDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
# F' z% f5 D3 r) S( u* X2 w3 sWINNIE: Me!
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5 C# f7 t* R4 J4 @) pTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
3 O/ A; F5 c: e6 XGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.! x5 f+ \8 g5 a
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, k1 P6 M* h K% w8 RTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'. {, s: H9 T. k
MILLIE: I is..
7 p3 g1 m" D# sTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'7 l# y n# }' R( P& E1 z4 N
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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$ C9 N2 q" |# O: g& o" N E. c$ s$ H% FTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?0 {4 U6 G& s1 u+ Y( Z/ K
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. * A7 V/ o1 b! c
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?1 A: q8 i1 Y7 c& ?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.# z8 ?7 V \& o2 |" j+ L/ E. k( t1 L
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?; h. o1 h7 |" p' `( Y
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.4 x6 J& h7 y. c2 C$ j
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7 i; j m0 Z8 qTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
: `" {$ F/ a. g3 `HAROLD: A teacher
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