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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .2 ?; @1 T2 G$ A, V1 z% v8 U9 X5 R
MARIA: Here it is.
8 a2 o# H8 Z# j8 z$ ATEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?5 V( G' m* ]7 H1 l( V8 P
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
' T& E% I6 z2 z. o! i( EJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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& L5 v+ h+ ^" l, y0 n: {TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'# d, @4 R( ~- Q. O; e& ]' ~) Y
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
8 I5 d9 U# h. PTEACHER: No, that's wrong2 A- {3 D; N/ y+ c+ V
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.2 X1 D( p0 P( c2 U# p" z
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+ c9 \5 e# ?9 t- T- QTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
+ H) q# T# [5 S: h' d UDONALD: H I J K L M N O.6 E O$ ]4 b, P! {# U% s B
TEACHER: What are you talking about?7 E$ V8 S9 O# Z k4 i& L
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O. f8 u: o, Q! f: @$ m
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
/ G" p$ [6 C* @3 C1 LWINNIE: Me!' k+ g4 I% W C6 X8 n( v0 A
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
! e7 v; Z$ Z" c4 p7 W# Y- \0 R; sGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.0 m- {, e, L7 a, h2 E5 v" L z
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'6 @4 Y4 R# S: h# u1 T6 l
MILLIE: I is..
! X* P' E/ o# _1 Z$ v9 U# qTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'4 W) Y/ I+ Z" D
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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) ?) C% ?8 ]. I0 _ e- u/ sTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
- r0 V/ W3 l2 ~LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. . g# d4 Y0 ^5 q5 Q/ ]
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
2 m/ W8 E$ t% K4 `4 _SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?( N; U; R1 G: ?# ~
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.* _) f z+ c9 B& \
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% @5 Q" d( c5 d- C% s& f) }6 Q* yTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?5 k- \0 X7 `2 J2 \" u6 L
HAROLD: A teacher % o/ k7 X3 Q3 \: P& M) s$ F
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