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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
$ H; C5 A% b9 X8 u: a& \MARIA: Here it is.
8 u5 H0 e5 G4 d, e0 ], ]; x% k; cTEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?& ~! a% z6 B' A, N7 w3 j
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? " H# j8 N3 y( J9 C( O' `7 q
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables. M" Q/ x; R1 ]$ u9 h
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9 U6 o! ]: U: xTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'# \) ]. A/ ]. c9 g! O, `6 A. K
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
: [$ _7 S7 o' B. B. U- ?TEACHER: No, that's wrong/ c( u C/ A; Z- V2 V
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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( B, p0 s2 x; |4 J$ `8 r) HTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? x; U; B: q8 A% w
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.1 M- b) O' F: w6 a
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
3 a! N7 F% k; V* r$ J: ^DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.* c5 `0 X$ m- }7 T# y& ]+ [9 R
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! m$ x' L. p3 o0 g& XTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.+ P3 g) _5 j8 G& c8 p/ J& w( |$ Q# y
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
t6 J+ u' a% Y( g0 w6 w0 yGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.6 Q4 V% W( n M1 A9 B
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'6 U X4 Q: o0 N7 O2 N& l: H
MILLIE: I is..
8 w" t) [' C0 aTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
4 t+ N2 Y- u% I) pMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' 8 C) L" Y7 G7 m8 D
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
9 ^2 l8 ~* n ?5 h3 ^' m9 m# VLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?' {0 X! |$ N" W+ x; }$ K+ C
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook., x; {$ N/ a+ [6 ]9 R
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?" U( X7 e6 a* j" G5 r' K9 O
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog." I$ u J4 n! P, i/ m! v& r9 L! D
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, o- d. h7 d# g3 _# ZTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
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