Kids Are Quick

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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
7 w' _9 p6 a" l) D: H4 VMARIA:       Here it is.
TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
. J( l9 D3 r* U- ?9 ?# [3 gCLASS:        Maria.
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TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
! x$ ~* @. d" Q" ^  U9 C3 \1 _JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
- y; n' g5 W* r4 t9 _9 x7 ]8 nGLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
8 J: X' n8 K9 |$ W$ @% kTEACHER:  No, that's wrong
GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER:  What are you talking about?
. S' z: e/ k  a+ k( m4 w$ e$ X0 vDONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
7 [4 f! i* J# ~- V: l0 wWINNIE:     Me!
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: ]! f) K' `! k2 k- ?" H# N/ YTEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
- W) Q+ D  K2 e. G: tGLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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8 }! ~% }: g+ @0 {$ j; _, JTEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE:          I is..
9 Y& s8 s) V$ g: E, DTEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     
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6 Q5 ^- q: ?' \TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
# v1 }" [" j" ]* |( OLOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
, r4 R7 J" z2 H$ e+ X* KSIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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" \5 C& K- M. X$ C- S  }TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD:       A teacher
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kensu

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Dumber

Like them.

小老儿

Kids are really quick. Lol........

織紗千影

haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)