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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
4 D' H Z: j4 j( c7 n& r7 f* zAs he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'
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The Cowboy says: 4 J1 ?; G0 z& ^! S0 [% p
'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.
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5 z1 |7 F) e5 \We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.
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C* O7 r8 H3 z7 v+ k- dThen she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did., s0 E+ q2 z# W8 D2 ~$ ?
Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.: z* p9 h+ i( K
9 e6 R$ i+ y$ F- a3 zThen she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'
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" S( W" O; t) q7 DSon of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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