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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.) U9 {/ ^) O- I
As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'9 }3 j0 F) j( c
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The Cowboy says: : E* h7 j/ f5 l4 I2 w$ _3 c$ b' U
'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did., f$ N! ]- G+ ]( {, }4 _: h- I
) z. Q- _1 N& i7 K# Y& `We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.
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) B) }1 U6 x5 N0 t; G; T0 fThen she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.$ F; i) j. V0 p
Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did., `8 R$ H. D7 v& F7 b: W
! a- y( J4 R: Y: q l+ C& U x: dThen she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'
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Son of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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