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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
9 a& ? ^$ p- ~0 E. jAs he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'
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The Cowboy says: 1 J& d% V& X/ R, U! G" S
'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.
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We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.. }) B- s5 G3 Y& _& V2 a
3 L o B) M, G! J0 dThen she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.% \6 u- \5 n4 Q- v* L; H
Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.( b" Q$ d) F4 m2 h( M) [, T
, g" [" A9 E* ^8 ~/ c6 HThen she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'
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Son of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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