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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
4 O/ W% I0 A6 i4 L" Q: eAs he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'+ G. M- f5 |* ^
5 X \& R0 i/ o4 I( y! VThe Cowboy says:
- M- K$ `8 t8 C( H: d: L% J2 B'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.
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We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.
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7 q$ E. A+ U( F. C6 b! ?Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.6 B% ^1 ?3 a/ ^
Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.
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3 s& a* q# U# t; }# ZThen she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'
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Son of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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