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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
6 p$ c8 e0 L/ `4 BAs he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'( o w5 k1 _% V7 V( b* u
$ o2 x+ A$ S% l; e( w$ ZThe Cowboy says:
0 D$ a4 i4 B- h& I; w'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.* \6 d% T. D1 L% Q% ~( V: U4 o1 {3 a+ k
( t& k# |7 A# }. ]" a# EWe go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.7 r+ z, L. @/ Z
8 V6 u! A h( J- yThen she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.5 s& r) G" c( m! D
Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.
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Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'
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Son of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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