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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
! ?. P% p3 J0 ]- dAs he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'
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The Cowboy says: 7 k$ X( ?% C E) c2 V Y
'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did., z2 J9 n0 k0 j1 m8 T) m
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We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.
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$ ]3 w. |# i0 a2 } ?# o5 DThen she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.
; q" r- \ X/ d% ]. rThen she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.5 b M) o& p/ j" g
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Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'; }3 E5 w7 P3 m( }1 d. n9 i
/ D% ]" d u% m$ |1 v9 XSon of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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