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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.7 @: Q n6 W2 Y5 S% I# E3 J% y
As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?' K5 I" e# H: K& I2 t: G
0 C J, E4 V' x; bThe Cowboy says:
6 C5 b L1 u x! i/ W8 Y; M'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.5 O+ f1 W9 k; S5 f
# _, m/ q1 v; u; T9 L. N* T5 @We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.8 c- `+ N" y C5 R) i, e6 Y3 R5 ^
1 o& G$ \$ {5 V! @) N- lThen she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.
" K# H& j- b6 g, f& M5 wThen she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.# Q: w+ a3 A4 G! X$ O1 C
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Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.', Z, K0 Y; W! @
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Son of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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