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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.8 F1 B3 @; t- {2 d
As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'3 \! t: M, }: m$ b$ I( o* Q, `
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The Cowboy says:
/ D8 R' ]1 a) `7 k; U9 u' r'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.6 s4 L- B$ m7 w) i
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We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.5 k! K7 w: C# F/ _! m0 c
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Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.
) S, ^6 Q- Q: d$ I" RThen she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.. V1 q& a5 M" r1 d" g
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Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'
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Son of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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