An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra l+ B N- p0 i, ~- J8 U# j( n. e" K* L, `9 z$ i7 ?" F# _
'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'/ J0 L0 y1 ]" u; T; e' |5 J% L
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'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist '+ r" d F# ?1 r$ K
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but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. ' # h. |! H5 y+ m7 _ w+ z ) {# q5 E8 Z" |2 [) \- ?5 T4 Q'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. 5 V( w) t4 y( C" R
* q0 ]5 V3 ]7 |3 e; s( OI just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'