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An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra , {2 b5 C' z# u& A0 F
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'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist ', ~& m5 n, S2 {% E
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but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '
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'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. 6 N2 C5 Z9 b& L+ f7 |6 W+ t
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I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.' |
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