An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra 5 { g% n' V) |; N2 n
) i5 c* H% x7 Y! v'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'9 ~9 A5 J9 s* I
- O+ Y5 Z4 k% l; S+ |# j'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist '7 K u: D# ]! T7 Z
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but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. ') ^0 r' @; q2 d* Y: N9 y
6 q8 h* y* p' O w k2 |+ j'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. ! L1 ?7 u& a @8 V4 X
/ [0 A; k, U7 t# a9 O( W& A8 b" DI just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'