BUYING Viagra

秋染红叶

An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra

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8 _# o4 ]% [' _0 ['I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist '
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$ g1 A# f7 I8 z! l+ i( Mbut a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '
   
: i# E1 C6 E  L'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection.
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I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'

織紗千影

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