An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra " R4 ~' F% k1 m4 a* m' f) s! K# L2 u7 A! m* _8 B
'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?' a5 C4 y# X) u& O$ m0 g 5 D2 t* t; P- v s' D- Z9 c, r; L
'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist '( u' ]' N' w. o
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but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '8 ?; r' ?$ a( g, `% ?& y9 L
1 Q, Y0 m& k7 Z' ~ r% W'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. % B& ~" t# q) l
% N% l- I' x( f# U6 w4 e' Y* ?+ p" dI just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'