An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra 4 p! O6 G" U/ A( n! F3 ?" P% t2 p( F) |2 M( n. M& V! I* p
'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'9 M+ m [! a! k6 D! o
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'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist ' / N# a; s8 w7 h- E. }& t1 e7 a$ V5 f7 ]9 m : y7 S* f, R( R% x% \( N4 d$ d1 Lbut a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. ' j! j5 ~+ f1 }2 Z" P9 F6 Z: F / v2 n& |4 |! @# b, D1 s
'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. 7 k+ ^/ G* ]: a- }' S: c2 {3 y 5 q" E$ o! y0 e% R7 iI just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'