An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra * e" e$ `% `/ J/ v, y! O
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'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?' % ]% o$ F7 B R/ r/ | * H7 ]* |9 Q; N( {6 ]* g'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist ' t9 g, b3 k8 l5 d
) Y! W- B& b6 o; `' ebut a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. ' 6 j/ ]; Q6 \3 [. c& E' P$ q1 J " Z& c4 l; |0 N'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. G/ a: t) I2 n 7 L3 d' q+ V& qI just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'