An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra 7 D6 n/ j7 N* C, b) K
; ?* P- P0 N- }* \0 P% c% w$ u'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'0 s5 v* ]2 C6 k4 ? x% F
# `, |$ w9 R0 [# _! c'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist '- F3 I1 x7 ]* P% n- R7 ^4 h2 h
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but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '0 n5 b# l X" W% n
J* {2 {- t% u( ^" [/ ^% P6 o9 K'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. * m( P# p4 {: c! V6 ?( i3 ~ | ' G l: l; a9 }, k( \7 mI just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'