The pregnant lady

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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She  immediately moved to another seat.

This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
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2 N$ J# R( l; y* J9 m; wThe case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.

9 j! ?. M- j& m5 c" p: f. \6 `The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this:

6 O8 d' X" b1 ?/ L; T9 {When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said , "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.
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Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.

2 b1 G8 z  n% [0 eThen she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly  contain myself.

BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented  this Accident"... I just lost it."

# S5 m4 y: H* Y7 F* U3 r“Case Dismissed”

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Funny

没心没肺

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