The pregnant lady

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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She  immediately moved to another seat.

8 c% X' [; P' h- C. |* Q# mThis time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.

/ Z- \) \# r  SThe case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.

2 x1 K7 F8 L* ^/ tThe man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this:

: c6 d, {2 Q5 O' ~! O- {When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said , "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.

Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.

! N# f! N' J$ w3 t8 ]' ZThen she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly  contain myself.
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BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented  this Accident"... I just lost it."

“Case Dismissed”

Dumber

Funny

没心没肺

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