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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.
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This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
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The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.
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& F/ m2 r( k f1 ]: f BThe man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this:, `0 ~4 v' X d; V) q5 W) ]6 y
Q; C( g1 X- F9 f% uWhen the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said , "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.
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5 D2 L* r3 \/ _# v& `* A3 d3 B) O* hThen she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.
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Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself.
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1 \3 D& W; U8 }/ Q. v" |BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident"... I just lost it."7 l9 {8 d5 U* Q( x+ X
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发表于 2008-5-22 10:27
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