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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.. q4 t# [ M; _& @& _7 l
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This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.( i) _: `! c( B) g3 U! d
) U7 F' L' `3 F) I* zThe case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.
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: K7 I6 `0 b7 g8 ~5 ?The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this:3 a# I2 v7 i, s. ?3 w
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When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said , "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.
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2 r# ?% Z: d/ f" G0 R J* |0 a2 VThen she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.9 a+ T. _5 y6 e: }8 i, n0 [
& m5 k' X8 A4 b' Q8 E% jThen she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself.
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BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident"... I just lost it."
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发表于 2008-5-22 10:27
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