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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.' H; J) l- `+ I( e5 c
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This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
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; w* E* T9 G7 B9 X' m' c" W2 g* hThe case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.
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+ U3 D4 L- a6 w- h$ ~* s- nThe man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this:
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When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said , "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.
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/ `0 f$ a" Z# wThen she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.
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Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself.0 `6 s6 d/ ]6 z6 ?& r" R8 G! q
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BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident"... I just lost it."9 ~" t% G+ }; j& U* f/ P& U
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发表于 2008-5-22 10:27
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