The pregnant lady

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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She  immediately moved to another seat.

3 v5 F# b5 w5 g* zThis time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
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8 Q8 N+ W  |. P6 S4 w3 I& _: G; [The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.
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: b# n( N7 F6 s/ YThe man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this:

/ O* l( a/ O5 o: [! h" tWhen the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said , "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.
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. g8 Z. @" X! g; l% N9 s/ c- G) UThen she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.

Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly  contain myself.

BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented  this Accident"... I just lost it."
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( a5 r8 J+ p4 a* I: v/ A“Case Dismissed”

Dumber

Funny

没心没肺

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