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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.
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This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.: ]* Z2 Y% E$ I4 v
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The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.
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The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this:* b. J9 R) O; K
1 {3 q. Q1 `. D+ [5 m2 O. qWhen the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said , "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.- O7 M* H- r+ J2 W) L$ L6 L+ I) }
, Y q, N G% r$ j8 Q6 wThen she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.' f8 i: R; H. u% A+ E) p( l! x
z1 m. c6 q) W9 H/ I( ^) ?" QThen she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself.
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. [+ ?) u8 R/ l7 ABUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident"... I just lost it.", B E) j% o D' d {6 L9 m% b- n
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发表于 2008-5-22 10:27
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