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听力问题 - Hearing Problem

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发表于 2008-5-22 10:08 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought
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the family doctor to discuss the problem.
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+ a- r/ @% H% n* KThe doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could2 v; I0 b4 x) u7 I
perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.
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- ?- z! b1 b+ [( Z+ iHere's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,
5 K6 U# v5 ^2 r, B8 q: tand in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not,5 W6 b* l# D( o  y- k
go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response.") H  a; h% I& O! I% O- p6 ^

. }2 U' N0 C7 T# D7 r0 DThat evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the( Y! p# ^4 t, E( `
den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."
* J* G: F6 w5 [' L. k5 Y( bThen in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"
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9 ]9 ~, q2 r( HNo response.
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So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and
6 \, r# X4 t& p, c3 t- Krepeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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, r' p. P7 \! ?* Q( uStill no response.
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Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife8 P1 y% l! t# r# j9 K9 U" U
and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"! p  f9 U- Z( [! q( [

" X3 d/ K6 t+ C" C) l  HAgain he gets no response.
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So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.  "Honey, what's
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So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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