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 Sex life after marriage
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A mother had three daughters, and on their wedding day, she would ask each of them to write home and tell her about their sex lives.
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The first wrote back on the second day after she got married. The letter arrived with only a single message, "Nescafe." + S; v, e; y6 x- i g0 R" D' ]
6 z1 F$ t& Z+ i4 m- a0 H3 P" o# _The Mother was confused at first, but finally noticed a Nescafe coffee ad on a newspaper, and it said; "SATISFACTION, TO THE LAST DROP..." So, the Mother was happy. 7 ]5 ]- i5 k" Q+ k9 n
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Then the second daughter got married and after a week she sent home a letter. There was only one message, it read; "Benson & Hedges." . A7 \. h* x) h4 ]8 \# j
6 l. q( h6 y, T: I, v7 YSo the Mother looked for a Benson & Hedges' ad, and it says; "EXTRA LONG, KING SIZE." The Mother was happy. ! G/ w' g+ T3 a& P. s
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After the third daughter got married, the Mother was anxious to receive a message from her baby. It took 4 weeks for a message to arrive. When it did the message simply said "British Airways."
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/ P# _! R- q0 L8 w- m9 YThe Mother was concerned. She frantically looked through all the newspapers at home for a British Airways ad. She finally found one and fainted. The ad read: "THREE TIMES A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, BOTH WAYS" |
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