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/ k6 q: B% w# B3 U# |+ QA mother had three daughters, and on their wedding day, she would ask each of them to write home and tell her about their sex lives. & B0 N$ R( {. o/ Q1 s, f* j d
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The first wrote back on the second day after she got married. The letter arrived with only a single message, "Nescafe."
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. ^( S, O8 k; ?1 J3 n/ lThe Mother was confused at first, but finally noticed a Nescafe coffee ad on a newspaper, and it said; "SATISFACTION, TO THE LAST DROP..." So, the Mother was happy.
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Then the second daughter got married and after a week she sent home a letter. There was only one message, it read; "Benson & Hedges." + Z: o7 e& a: g" @) e' U+ A
: Z% b& \" u/ F- z' Z2 W* h0 {" y! _So the Mother looked for a Benson & Hedges' ad, and it says; "EXTRA LONG, KING SIZE." The Mother was happy.
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After the third daughter got married, the Mother was anxious to receive a message from her baby. It took 4 weeks for a message to arrive. When it did the message simply said "British Airways." % [ o" D, `4 @& s' z, j% [+ k
9 T% i$ ^; @4 [& i3 J: q2 VThe Mother was concerned. She frantically looked through all the newspapers at home for a British Airways ad. She finally found one and fainted. The ad read: "THREE TIMES A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, BOTH WAYS" |
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