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I can tell U tons of silly Car Acronyms------- & B1 _$ h* X9 |# Q; b" [5 V
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ACURA:
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Asia's Curse Upon Rural America ' w' Z, D0 B' d2 a4 p
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* J! y I# M/ C4 a! c+ uAMC: , U1 P9 ]6 e4 m) t+ u( S
All Makes Combined 6 Z4 q/ `5 A, R1 A0 v! ^
A Major Cost
+ m7 t s7 t0 T5 k9 o6 GA Mutated Car ( I4 \# ~& m% E: P) J
A Morons Car
( [ }! Q0 {. k% nAnother Major Catastrophe 0 H+ z; J! b+ w& \ \
A Man's Car
0 v- P& ^3 t8 g( a: [A Miss Conception
2 v0 G0 _0 h' s! UAll Muscle Car ( {; ~' L ?; [; d, { g1 j" b
All Most Car
- E @7 v9 i* L9 kAnnoying Mechanics Constantly ) N( e Y$ O5 ~& Y
Automotive Mental Cruelty
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( u* E+ u2 h ?# s& h' DAUDI: ( q7 d3 C% `" _) o! i N+ ^, |5 Z R! b- @
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
' {. x$ O; a( u' xAccelerates Under Demonic Influence 7 a; X# R8 c' ?
Automobile Under Demonic Influence
# a9 r: \8 D f, h& F6 x+ GAnother Ugly Deutsche Invention
6 k. w, {+ r3 o: L1 IAlways Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
/ E; s) V9 h) C& e. OAutomobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.
8 @0 u( C% }5 w/ eAll Unnecessary Devices Installed 5 t$ P) S- }0 J/ {
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BMW: + m/ i% s. O8 B) L
Big Money Works
1 h; a @ ~) f2 m3 u# aBought My Wife $ x& u% v) r. u0 J. ~4 f
Brutal Money Waster
% ~' G( r3 P- w9 w* Y, R% lBreak My Window
6 g4 K6 g/ D: ?+ C( B, @Break My Windshield
9 x# r; E( x2 q) l OBabbling Mechanical Wench 4 _+ L" c1 c9 a0 R0 I% I
Beastly Monstrous Wonder
" I& y1 \4 y+ C# b8 o3 N: ^9 hBeautiful Masterpieces on Wheels $ V1 ]# _4 m9 D
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
. ]. c9 }/ ^7 f% V6 A/ FBarely Moving Wreck $ h. s, V, `: J# W
Big Money Waste
& q, j1 i) K9 s8 X5 t# R5 `; OBig Money. Why? - Y" Q0 W9 f4 w, ^
Big Money Works ' \" ?1 R Q/ m
Born Moderately Wealthy 2 _+ E4 O: {, Z+ i
Breaks Most Wrenches
$ A1 R! r- u, l4 X! h9 ABring Many Wrenches + \- n- G$ q! f: F
Brings Me Women
O3 R" M. D2 e4 w3 t& v$ `: hBrings More Women
% h6 r* t. O+ g8 \0 R/ GBroken Money Waster
! c% u' r% J7 R, V% i2 u8 wBroke My Wallet 6 W/ t: F" D4 D5 v9 T! }
Broken Monstrous Wonder
. p# d+ Y1 P! Y6 C+ lBumbling Mechanical Wretch
# ]3 p& E) l3 Y. fBlasphemous Motorized Wreck " ]; M; x5 F4 m) n9 q
Bavarian Manure Wagon ( V, A1 [6 S! A
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BUICK:
& m: l4 L) d/ B: A f' wBig Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
. }* v" I9 _. _2 K0 D! _Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King 0 k' j3 a" g% b f; u9 E
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' K. X7 [+ `+ r6 RCamaro:
. H9 X( K8 O9 I; E; d. h0 _0 jCan A Mechanic Actually Repair One??
( B% i9 m/ P* p- l0 NCan't America Make A Real One? % A0 Q- w) f4 g* ]
Chevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often & p7 N. N9 d3 }0 l6 f1 C8 x# g& N% T
Could Always Manufacture And Recall Often
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9 ~) M$ ~4 i# q4 P) F( sCan Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
& F% x2 Y& }- f$ |' YCheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time $ P3 H& `' d! n3 }# R8 w9 ` _ O! z
Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time ; v- N8 l& E3 t
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
" Y' f8 A9 ~9 k; tCondition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology 8 t" N" D. I f
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) x* q6 d& _8 D2 v3 pDODGE:
# h/ v- Z- M4 A# A3 d% T& zDrips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
: d, B9 z" E- }2 t7 YDamn Old Dirty Gas Eater ! U7 T- M: T. U6 l' H1 Y
Dead Old Dog Going East
, T+ [2 s8 {' l1 uDead On Day Guarantee Expires 5 q* f3 N4 O/ \; D
Dead On Delivery, Go Easy
\( E' ^0 Z& tDead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
% k( y$ s! T: ?! k7 oDead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
# c! l& b: z# M, j9 f* m# ~1 lDear Old Dads Garage Experiment ) P0 U K( p2 a
Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive / L4 s( t: X6 N6 I) f4 U
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EDSEL: ; {4 v4 C1 O; G/ M1 F8 I* d' E
Every Day Something Else Leaks ( ^7 K" G3 _- F' C4 c0 \
Every Day Some Engineer Laughs
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0 |! Z) o3 a" N* ]FIAT:
; _( Z$ U7 e/ B. I5 I& Y( {! NFailure in Italian Automotive Technology 3 Y! [& E8 w+ n$ U
Fix It Again, Tony 8 y! H& B/ C3 q; P9 |
Fix It All the Time
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Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation , `. x+ O9 G. Y: K
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FORD:
9 \9 |6 W3 t1 _ hFrigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge . n( ^0 X3 Z) o8 q; R
Fix Or Repair Daily
6 ?/ [. v( X6 j- a, X( W) w3 g- h3 CFound On Road Dead 9 S k( i, v& m# O0 w* S6 q- R' b# ]
Fast Only Rolling Downhill : q. b0 ?. F- E; s' V
First On Race Day * a- U, q7 q A+ W, a) m- K) y
First On Recall Day . s- {! h( R" `. c
Fabricated Of Refried Dung # q @8 R* i/ X
Fails On Rainy Days
% L( I4 H8 `5 U- F/ WFantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream ( Y+ G: h7 p5 \- ~- y2 n
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver 6 }% D7 i/ |' b5 |& N; m4 H( Y
Fault Of R&D ! t! j8 H4 O! \8 U
Finally Obsolete Racing Device / |1 Y+ w' u2 k. U1 z- a3 A
Fireball On Rear Denting
; N' b: i6 Y5 f* ?2 o1 VFirst On Road to Dump % P6 m/ _2 H7 y9 R8 [
First On Rust and Deterioration
/ m* J8 h0 Q3 x$ l5 m, wFix Or Recycle Dilemma
: D; j3 }7 m; F7 E9 T$ z9 `Flipping Over Results in Death " [- T |$ v" V6 H* T7 e
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster
. W% }1 z* N# Q3 w- F/ E0 eFollow Our Rusty Dogsled 1 H1 y( u* z' N7 }' B
Foot On Road Decelerates . u5 j6 o0 @8 q! D2 e; ^+ ^
Forced On Reluctant Drivers / D. \2 y% [1 J" t4 `& x. W
Formed Of Rejected DNA - g0 E! q$ b( w$ N5 l# `- C! v
Forwarded Once; Return Denied ) N8 ]3 r. n6 ~( V4 q
Forward Only; Reverse Defective + X0 Y; V9 P! r, ~6 P ?- H
Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin 9 v1 d0 t% V4 s/ ?$ I
Fork Over Repair Dough ) G) N9 Y/ m6 z$ Y
Fouled Out Re-done Dodge + t6 U" U7 v. z. f5 Y/ x
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration % k6 |* v9 ^+ G: U* p" X
Free Or Reduced Drastically
8 C% Q6 u }6 `, uFrequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
0 `9 t) O$ E* {+ UFumes and Odors Readily Detectable
" [! H$ p' p; l0 M2 ZFunny Old Rattling Dump 0 x- t. C c+ y" Y6 p3 S
Forget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett)
$ U3 v9 q0 d/ HFeatures O.J. and Ron`s DNA 5 D& ` Z i4 b: [9 y
Found Out-Right Dangerous " j4 O! l: l4 O% L `) ~
Future Of Racings Delight % \8 |" ]" ]* Z" c, d+ t4 A
(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
6 f8 T. ^2 I7 W. \(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords ; O: \# N0 W8 o! {# { x# d
LTD: - G+ e; D' d" m4 l" Y
Lacks Total Dependability 1 q, J) ?$ S" a5 y8 b5 d
Lots To Do ( [0 u, i( Z, |* c( L
Looses Transmissions Daily / }: D& x! C0 J) t* v4 W4 b [
# ?4 o; u5 K; k; xGEO: Good Engineering Overlooked / T& z7 V+ l: P& z5 ^% m
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0 D$ X# y& i% W' h6 A4 n- V% A7 fGeneral Maintenance
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6 }# [1 E+ W. b: S4 k( W6 IGarbage Motors
0 c, L+ w" N; [) j& d, K+ uGenerally Miserable : r2 n7 d! L" F+ M; F0 }
Grossly Misconceived ) [8 h" w& K, y5 A- k2 t" @
Gluteus Maximus 9 x" d5 [! A1 r+ T" S
Good Money ' E2 X9 m, T! `; |2 K( d$ N1 X
Goofy's Manufacturing % v3 {" R0 s9 X" h* p) U) x7 `
Gone Mental + j0 ]. S: i% r3 g- G& R6 u; v
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GMC:
0 N8 P5 M% \0 T Y, z# G+ i, M9 a' JGrief & Misery Combined / W8 V: Z3 M" @5 [" o3 Y. ^
Garage Man's Companion
$ e$ _) u3 [1 \, cGotta Mechanic Coming?
' ]# ^- g& V# W7 I+ P6 \# vGenerally Mediocre Cars
2 B2 f/ z7 \ E# f& w7 dGet More Chicks
8 A- ]& @% I; }Gets Mechanics Crazy
% D* e4 b4 T% B# V; e4 j4 m. PGods Mechanical Curse ! K1 w. A9 J% F/ \
Got More Crap 5 A2 D& L1 t7 P6 n# _% e2 n
Great Mountain Climber
) c$ i* j) P& B7 i1 UGreat Motor Car
# C# Z, r6 j% H. m" R/ hGod Made Chevy # @- v, w' l4 C% ?
Good Moron Car 7 F8 ]: Z: U, h: ]/ R
Got Mine Cheap ' p; Y. _1 E$ e4 a
Get My Checkbook
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GTO:
* m, c' v4 M$ fGas, Tires, Oil
! r8 c/ g( M, b% y V3 Y8 X& h" fGet Tools Out & i( N& b9 T4 H& t8 S8 @+ }. M
Get To Onramp
" D* `5 S9 k- a0 D, DGood To Own
{$ |$ B" m1 r4 h' oGet The Others
1 y% _ c. X3 o8 yGenerally Trashed Out 3 b4 R. b/ U8 i7 k! p) |6 w) _
Good Time Out
# T# R% P+ o+ t+ z8 R' mGone To Overdrive & Q$ Q7 H* r$ j' k* Y% k
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HONDA: ( C ~/ n# ^' r- w9 T' x
Honest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything ) U( O: G9 L5 u! K
Had One Never Did Again
' E# D' B$ c" B- R9 F6 z# ZHang On, Not Done Accelerating
8 |5 ]: y3 f) k$ [) g4 {Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles
2 C+ a5 {$ B. ]+ K0 L2 M8 J0 u/ ~Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles
( ^- ^7 t) O. y r! KHistory Of No Dramatic Acceleration . o4 k$ V! w% F, i. W( J
How Odd, No Darn Acceleration? $ c+ j. ?9 [$ a
PRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes
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HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive... 9 j; ^6 D" T7 W( j. h
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Just Eats Every Part
6 ?- H7 ?8 j% K+ lJust Empty Every Pocket # o, E% K; ^' C M, Y3 J6 Q
Junk Engineering Executed Poorly
: C. j) [: L) H. M; O& a; Z+ A% fJumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes * O! ~5 e& e! w; e
Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts
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& |; C0 B3 B/ R2 PKIA:
1 Z0 X% B4 V3 h& XKick It Around 5 M/ x# k8 Q! r( v' U# X0 f
Kick It Again
( S( r) U' r/ Q# FKilled In Action
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" B4 R$ {7 P% R. p* z2 ^8 [) zLOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious ) Y' ]8 J! K$ g9 ?# W8 T2 w9 l
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MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
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Money Guzzler
. Y! O9 j9 ^2 z( i" ]Mostly Garaged
) a$ v, f) a. f0 W& b8 r7 sMajor Goof + C: l8 I( }* Z( B
MGB: Might Go Backwards , j+ s2 n' t) S2 O i( t) _
MGB: Might Go, But . . .
0 _# x+ L; Q# n) O1 `8 o) hMGB: Motor Going Bad
& A" M% ]- }4 p" [" {2 J: HMGF: Might Go Forward ( H* A9 ?5 P3 B8 @
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MIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate
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MOPAR
3 g; n6 K" t: x9 G% R7 gMany Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
! b; B5 Q6 r0 `; DMiscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously ! i8 R" T; C. y
Most Often Passed At Races
, n3 Y! \) h6 g! @Mostly Old Parts And Rust
2 ^8 ~' W3 g( N/ D/ F: @Move Over People Are Racing / r# k" B$ U. l& {5 s( {
Move Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly 3 F/ f0 a( v" ]: p$ B& q
My Old Pig Ain't Running 7 r" `: ?% n5 x. b! z' x8 {( e6 ~
My Only Problems Are Repairs - ~ [2 ]7 f+ ~# c; `& @1 M6 i
Mechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement
, ~4 Q9 Z* U. uMore Often Parts Are Replaced
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( n$ Q& R( R; Z, eMUSTANG:
) z3 \8 E- U2 O$ i1 N; SMotor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good
) W, V. v+ t' H: e$ G: @! lMassivly Under Sized Tires And No Go , v! i: D1 m S! @) l, P4 c% H
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go
4 v* Z; n, ?* B( bMaybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO
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OLDSMOBILE:
9 l9 ?" n9 Q( A% jOld Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
4 @0 _- q+ ]5 @# N5 j, z# jOverpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment " [" O7 ~, k/ C& m/ H, g
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PINTO:
' F6 G7 V R+ W HPut In Nickel To Operate
& s5 l- b* u3 APaid Inspector Nicely To Overlook , H, a* K9 ~6 U2 A+ L
Put In New Transmission Often 1 {& N+ d1 H5 _8 D* w5 ~4 q4 @4 e
Pushed In Neutral Too Often
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PONTIAC: h) S$ S- O* M
Plan On Numerous Trips In Another Car , d7 b6 y3 E; k: A$ @# d6 Z& `
Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac 7 ~( ]8 o5 z; m8 T) i9 ~
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1 S5 Q. N; B+ r5 m H# e7 cPORSCHE: 5 x- m' k: b5 h7 _* I- o
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
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Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
$ u+ B" w' Z& a% g4 y. H aSad Attempt At Beauty
+ g; d( \7 A/ s1 ]Sorry Auto, Always Broken
M2 M5 g8 M& k% h4 a5 n4 E& D" qShape Appears Ass-Backwards
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& c- @ S% w1 Z5 [; Q" Y" FSUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
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TOYOTA: ) W. N" q% ]; T8 `7 b1 \
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto - }5 `! ^- }; m- o
Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass
8 A3 m+ h D$ w% Z8 u9 h1 |The One You Ought To Avoid
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( H# Q" \' h7 c- ~- C- i! t% zTRIUMPH: + w5 Z% A/ }# T+ K1 p. {
This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
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TR: Tools Required ' C: R2 V/ z8 M; ~4 t' X
4 v- P* y) X! b, ?( Q5 bVOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
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0 Q' P( C9 S* w' lVintage Wreck
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