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I can tell U tons of silly Car Acronyms-------
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ACURA:
' w7 }0 ]- |. Z% hAnother Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile , n( X! @; W+ A6 C4 G. Q5 C& g
Asia's Curse Upon Rural America % O& {- d1 Q5 C0 M
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AMC: 1 k. T& } V5 r, ~
All Makes Combined
! E0 N) X6 } b5 pA Major Cost
& d) `$ R* T" S1 C: n W4 MA Mutated Car
7 X- G2 r! B/ O! D K. F4 F3 E. _A Morons Car . y2 w- o5 }! i' L" n0 b- ^
Another Major Catastrophe
' P! ~9 F# Z z1 R/ ~A Man's Car # J" h: F" n+ Q# }6 i
A Miss Conception
+ j g& a3 {5 d& Y7 kAll Muscle Car
, [$ q6 _; L+ `8 [/ n, @1 d7 O) i3 PAll Most Car
4 s! e& u- |8 l5 pAnnoying Mechanics Constantly
" o! i4 ~' T* ^$ X4 jAutomotive Mental Cruelty
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AUDI:
|3 X" v+ X* g' HAlways Unsafe Designs Implemented
9 r* B$ j2 x' @6 xAccelerates Under Demonic Influence ( ?3 o6 T9 e" Y5 P2 X( y( I
Automobile Under Demonic Influence 0 f1 r: G6 y j# z9 l2 o) G
Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
' `) T6 O5 b' ~: LAlways Undermining Deutsche Intelligence : \ R0 b' W1 H9 o
Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc. 2 l n2 [% D) c: j
All Unnecessary Devices Installed ' v& X' q$ B; R5 M& V$ K, M* Z! |
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BMW:
- H5 E- N! a3 C" {8 ]9 `Big Money Works
8 T8 y2 O: ]4 b: CBought My Wife
8 M2 J7 g5 Y: @2 H& n/ _% vBrutal Money Waster
8 |9 v# y. G/ }& ~' `Break My Window
# R3 @/ k+ T0 ABreak My Windshield
3 |" t$ F+ E# y. ` _Babbling Mechanical Wench
' y+ _( q# f# y% H& J/ p1 f; ]" CBeastly Monstrous Wonder 4 ~, ^- w1 k: s" z# R
Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
2 [9 x7 @; ]6 R1 T2 v3 v3 h; i, Y8 ^Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
. v+ m2 ]' y$ e$ ^9 HBarely Moving Wreck
0 _. J7 m3 S7 iBig Money Waste * C f5 }; p. ?. h! [0 [
Big Money. Why?
: J0 H# M2 T+ XBig Money Works 0 T8 Z( f- q$ F% D1 W$ p
Born Moderately Wealthy
2 D( S9 W! x1 @' I7 v/ b) }+ o) P9 RBreaks Most Wrenches ' y% m* M% }% c. v; A
Bring Many Wrenches
6 n z" n, ?* P$ g s# ~6 f: qBrings Me Women
) V) S8 n' \0 pBrings More Women 9 k% x: p& U1 {+ F0 i9 r. D
Broken Money Waster 2 J: ~" A0 `8 c- ^
Broke My Wallet
, X" h2 |7 g. T$ cBroken Monstrous Wonder
. e9 ?2 Z* @# SBumbling Mechanical Wretch % `9 ?) A9 u5 j6 A- q- l
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck
$ ~4 N! w, F+ N3 G9 z/ S, w# lBavarian Manure Wagon
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BUICK: ( Y" z' h6 F! b; b5 N9 Z! f
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
% q/ b! _1 s) [: e' F9 ^Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King 7 [9 H8 \+ w4 t3 f. v) n1 ?: F
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- f$ m/ n* v! {Camaro: ' W2 b5 ]9 O% v# w8 E; L# _
Can A Mechanic Actually Repair One?? 4 F& Z) k: R( F- y5 a& f
Can't America Make A Real One? / Z- t+ i4 A: a/ P
Chevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often
0 |$ i7 w! l) R. e, T$ CCould Always Manufacture And Recall Often * ?4 [; B. U8 W! o- w, X$ e
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CHEVROLET: 5 c3 N. a) k* z e6 ]! x
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips b" y3 Z4 G! w: T' u. ^8 {, A9 S
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
' w! h* `8 |' n4 T5 M/ XCracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
! f) h F0 t& f/ KConstantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques 8 r- \- T% D6 K
Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology / ^/ o) g7 _( D: T
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, y) J& Y7 Q5 B* D# ~8 XDODGE:
' @) Z, K4 r" I& ~2 K2 f1 IDrips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
; g! |% w$ J; U0 [/ V9 `Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
3 P- P, R3 X" Q. O4 h7 x2 VDead Old Dog Going East 6 D9 h* D7 @$ j v+ g, E
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires 7 K& A$ ^* A; R$ e; l, c
Dead On Delivery, Go Easy $ l* n" [1 [# C: e1 c0 d- g( n- c
Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired 4 F1 S6 F: T0 ]. `0 U- M0 ^
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
/ {1 A, b5 H4 _6 JDear Old Dads Garage Experiment
& o0 }; l" x3 y4 J* e6 dDaily Overhauls Do Get Expensive $ N7 c! e" D5 A
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* z9 W2 `- o; S( V, {0 _# n fEvery Day Something Else Leaks 9 Y% m. W4 P/ f0 E1 s) r2 V
Every Day Some Engineer Laughs 9 c8 b/ Z& D: U2 B* a8 I8 `7 f' C
" Y% Y' B: E' A+ rFIAT: 7 `( [4 w* p8 j5 n: ?; r1 j
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology ]' ]/ d6 V/ Z) k+ f
Fix It Again, Tony
: s, k6 R g, G( Z1 ]Fix It All the Time 8 A, O# m, ?3 W3 C9 E- \
Found In A Toilet
1 m! r+ A# J& p/ z4 e3 U* A- e& M! R. cFeeble Italian Attempt at Transportation & l8 I3 u8 M# x& ?7 @3 s& ~$ k4 Z
( y- B0 r2 i. K' PFORD:
m# Z& f- N5 z! h& w6 U6 Q" i1 n' Q5 KFrigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge + y; w* g$ l1 E, V
Fix Or Repair Daily
9 P) R0 h6 u% u6 P4 mFound On Road Dead
0 X- q8 Q+ d0 j( |! vFast Only Rolling Downhill 3 k* j/ h, o. n- T% @6 ^( Z, ~
First On Race Day $ m7 b- ^' _; H r/ B
First On Recall Day
% r4 D3 m' r! ~6 G: H2 eFabricated Of Refried Dung J' m% p4 i3 i& \+ A
Fails On Rainy Days
9 w7 y8 \! _ y6 }3 e) qFantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream " O' }# p8 Z. h" o2 @0 _
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver 1 E ^% _. p* i' q
Fault Of R&D & a: K! f) K+ v
Finally Obsolete Racing Device * @( F# D& t" B
Fireball On Rear Denting
) W; q T9 B E/ N+ gFirst On Road to Dump ) D7 D, D9 v( h& s$ R
First On Rust and Deterioration * Z! h0 R! {5 E# S3 ?* {1 _1 h
Fix Or Recycle Dilemma ; B: v O/ A$ }3 V# L+ Y: G
Flipping Over Results in Death
8 V/ \8 s+ Q+ ]$ o( QFlipped Over Roadside Disaster
5 c4 r) q, i# Q: G z7 ~7 lFollow Our Rusty Dogsled
+ p% v% J: w( N1 E; }Foot On Road Decelerates ! h1 t4 R+ c# ?% l F. z9 K
Forced On Reluctant Drivers
R3 Y) B* K) H4 N9 uFormed Of Rejected DNA 9 r9 V- r+ [- Q
Forwarded Once; Return Denied
! m& ^6 C4 O+ ]( mForward Only; Reverse Defective 0 V6 `5 r" n( C
Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin - n% |$ d* u( a% b6 ]
Fork Over Repair Dough
4 }% v8 Z, v: W% [! g: TFouled Out Re-done Dodge
8 p' I0 f: i5 m9 G, @+ W1 YFrequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration 2 }% J/ W2 h, F0 V
Free Or Reduced Drastically
/ c5 d7 x8 u7 Y! Z7 f; s, S$ mFrequent Opinion: Really Disappointed * b! [/ j* m* `: S8 R: r% A
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
6 J# Z! d5 k) ^* }9 _2 gFunny Old Rattling Dump
* |" `% e) u& H" e; e, n+ {Forget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett) s, N0 n, ]& ?# s4 W% f8 R. J
Features O.J. and Ron`s DNA & U# r/ C% x8 K2 X7 ~: e# s2 K
Found Out-Right Dangerous
5 g1 d: Q0 f: R3 q" v1 I. CFuture Of Racings Delight 5 j$ | i1 t" R5 `7 m
(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot 9 l7 r6 [0 j5 [% Y4 R8 V2 I7 [# ~
(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords
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Lacks Total Dependability 9 s1 c8 g: o$ P/ Q- i& Y+ ]) ]
Lots To Do
) x& A/ Q% l2 I6 g+ ~2 T4 yLooses Transmissions Daily / b; z% t. B4 \; n$ n; m1 D
. G( s6 v( T5 ]; ?# o7 ]GEO: Good Engineering Overlooked 6 C4 c+ F7 P- H3 w
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GM: * T7 ^5 ?0 i" D6 c
General Maintenance ; m3 T1 [( O! Y* n: I! V0 ^# N/ Q) ~
Great Mistake ! D1 `! j% y# \2 q
Garbage Motors
- V9 Y' p Y+ E# P S% @Generally Miserable & H. a! Q X* f+ N
Grossly Misconceived / P1 h( y! a3 h1 B4 e
Gluteus Maximus
& [- M, N: L7 l, \" ^. P3 _Good Money # e0 Y2 i/ i; d7 o$ k
Goofy's Manufacturing 7 l9 c. ~& T% Z9 O
Gone Mental - V7 @% V6 A& {1 ^
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Grief & Misery Combined
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Gotta Mechanic Coming?
4 I8 F; ]" }* n3 L2 h9 tGenerally Mediocre Cars * ^8 }& @" Y# @& _& b5 t3 |3 z
Get More Chicks
3 r! d, S3 v# l6 \Gets Mechanics Crazy
. Y9 Q% `% `; C( F# v/ n1 \Gods Mechanical Curse 7 B0 i; H+ Y- e1 Q* T# Z2 I
Got More Crap
" t! K& j4 H) G, EGreat Mountain Climber ) x: W, w8 O. q
Great Motor Car
; m, F' @# j( `1 FGod Made Chevy
3 Q5 w$ R8 f7 j: HGood Moron Car 1 c: {5 c. f$ M) K( K9 P
Got Mine Cheap - I. k: B: m. z( y
Get My Checkbook
3 @; {; B9 l, X6 }1 N4 l! }Gone Mad Corp. 0 g( N7 X& {. q6 v& j
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% a, \4 p) P. U% b m7 |* q: AGas, Tires, Oil 2 D$ a4 w1 s- p2 n& ?7 p4 }) J
Get Tools Out : V) c- n' ?' h" i) o4 s' B
Get To Onramp ; i* {- y' W- J/ W
Good To Own
0 b9 x$ B% e+ k3 W4 l! |! iGet The Others
4 z9 j- Z5 f$ ]' _2 v- w! ]4 eGenerally Trashed Out + u8 F, X# m" I }+ X2 R
Good Time Out
3 L, T& D/ ~4 Y, L8 }Gone To Overdrive # X% p/ k; w$ M
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Honest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything 6 m- ]0 K! q. a& e( p
Had One Never Did Again 6 b0 H, }2 L0 Y
Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
: X& x. j3 Y( CHallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles
4 B& H) p$ t/ ]* s: FHallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles
4 g$ v7 o6 u& p4 x- H/ S! q2 ~History Of No Dramatic Acceleration 0 w# s [. v! W/ j
How Odd, No Darn Acceleration?
) c6 J5 ~6 G' l8 w' L7 `+ OPRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes 0 N2 ^+ }* Q7 X0 E6 J6 N# I" B5 A
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4 N( y2 ]$ C: T- wHYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...
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6 ^ y: F- z; V8 cJEEP:
( C" p* ~2 G0 W; |/ ]Just Eats Every Part
. I1 h' [: t. V; n( Z5 Z9 |Just Empty Every Pocket $ x! d7 h. H7 D5 s& }
Junk Engineering Executed Poorly . x3 U8 D8 A% V+ J$ r5 s
Jumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes
( r) O3 R' x6 T9 Y( }+ ?0 f8 n/ bJinxed Engine has Extra Parts
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; b' o1 r9 l: O, Z6 E# m) X! WKick It Around
& } l: e; e+ {6 W1 y- r: A* gKick It Again
* T& l: d' `; w( t# v: [1 x" ^Killed In Action , b9 c% C* P( m* N/ J
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5 X, k2 V7 ^9 R3 TLOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious ; A+ n# K* F1 [; k- m2 o
' R3 k8 O4 X2 A( xMAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along 7 b" ^& S: h Q$ O
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# k8 O/ B; V9 \8 {Money Guzzler ' ~8 e1 |8 I! x3 {# u+ W
Mostly Garaged % Z" h z. F& L+ u8 }( J
Major Goof / N/ j" i1 D& X: u2 E
MGB: Might Go Backwards
% }3 V( ?* C4 m2 D5 U+ G: BMGB: Might Go, But . . . 9 U9 Z8 m9 R- X
MGB: Motor Going Bad 2 U. x9 o4 l' b5 @ K& c
MGF: Might Go Forward 0 j8 y6 {" d; u
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" P O% P( g# t& H- tMIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate
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MOPAR
- ^; n5 S0 ?: U! mMany Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
- K% ^5 u$ c% ^/ s4 lMiscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
+ Z$ R0 L" E; z& ^7 }+ rMost Often Passed At Races
+ f) ?, \( k5 r3 rMostly Old Parts And Rust $ a& Q4 E* X" l5 n: F5 e" j
Move Over People Are Racing 3 {/ m& S- a+ |
Move Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly * ^ _4 N# q7 V3 ]
My Old Pig Ain't Running & g" ]/ E- h8 ^8 _; D
My Only Problems Are Repairs 7 L. N, P1 P( n* B; d. l
Mechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement $ G' o3 f) J$ S7 n' J9 }( @
More Often Parts Are Replaced 1 k/ P6 K! }4 ~8 L6 B
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Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good
2 b3 W( Q, i9 d9 g" ]$ P+ q& xMassivly Under Sized Tires And No Go
1 Z: ?4 T5 M+ r" A4 ^Maybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go
. l, k3 ]6 V0 ] OMaybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO ( F) h* }% N+ u$ B
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2 b: E( M& s# k6 U' a9 B: x8 tOLDSMOBILE: ! y) [; f# Z+ B, H
Old Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
. X0 L' i* X! x/ w9 v: K; bOverpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment ' T* a- Y2 a% \2 q* ~
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9 k9 j d* Z: f0 a; w, g5 N$ ^8 s1 U! UPINTO: 7 Z9 h+ b9 O9 d* P1 U* A$ i6 R
Put In Nickel To Operate
( e: ^' Y. p7 V3 H' w! iPaid Inspector Nicely To Overlook 0 {6 i/ \- q3 r/ o$ m" @! P( W2 g3 T
Put In New Transmission Often : I0 r' u- }8 h
Pushed In Neutral Too Often
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PONTIAC:
: Q" B' {4 T- I5 K2 RPlan On Numerous Trips In Another Car
) W3 m4 q' U6 X: A1 ]Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac 0 E. K2 n9 D; O6 n) B" b3 _
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9 J) ~# n* L8 q) W/ N8 ePORSCHE: 0 h3 [7 g" g- B$ R) R# ]( S, y6 o- J
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything 3 Z4 J! i6 l$ V' ^# N8 V
Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough Y& B; O, ~' Q4 p( M3 d9 v% q
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SAAB:
$ r; F; S0 c5 e8 x4 L0 K6 uSend Another Automobile Back
3 f3 P# B5 N6 K! S0 _; V# F. lSwedish Automobiles Always Breakdown - s/ v0 W+ k4 B5 C
Sad Attempt At Beauty
# K9 S# |! |5 |Sorry Auto, Always Broken ; S3 {& j* S& k# g: T$ A
Shape Appears Ass-Backwards
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SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
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Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
4 N2 B7 W) [& n+ v4 N6 g& G4 { oTorturous On Your Old Tired Ass
( q0 j$ F/ E7 M% s" D5 C9 PThe One You Ought To Avoid + r- Y8 O# n7 X* g/ k2 I, w
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TRIUMPH: 7 A% P0 W* n1 y% j
This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
% k* f( L" Y0 [% O5 ^; m( R" p( @Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt! " S8 y* l$ l6 D8 E
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; R" s6 a: n+ r( H/ U9 |1 jTR: Tools Required . @; D) k5 S' I
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VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object ! _/ i- b5 F. w+ v; I7 Z u6 E
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Vintage Wreck
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