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I can tell U tons of silly Car Acronyms------- * E5 g1 y* a& ~
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Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
* F& @. a, [9 P% i- J/ ^Asia's Curse Upon Rural America * L/ c# x: a- H; M8 y2 w0 b
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9 z: ]8 M0 p. j1 cAMC: $ V& C$ d6 r8 J* _- _
All Makes Combined & G% L) Z% f }! R
A Major Cost
# w; H- G. h0 TA Mutated Car
) G6 J: K* [" v6 ~) N! HA Morons Car 6 B& J6 W- p& l: @( Q
Another Major Catastrophe
% B4 T1 ?' A& F3 ?, ^7 Q7 QA Man's Car
N- A2 e! {% B3 X( f! c8 F' nA Miss Conception + Y4 d# l& \1 ~) {) @: v# r0 r3 i
All Muscle Car ! o1 W' r( z3 C7 q
All Most Car
3 i! b1 L9 Y; x+ D7 H- `) IAnnoying Mechanics Constantly
' M( V( X# e. _; {! o0 Q' OAutomotive Mental Cruelty $ ^7 ?9 t. d) ~: F, e1 i: t, O; v
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AUDI: . X: K* d- D B) b+ K9 m& r
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
( k* K( ]2 H& J6 K/ KAccelerates Under Demonic Influence " d/ M; c" p! t
Automobile Under Demonic Influence 7 y! G/ j' R, _- _, g. J
Another Ugly Deutsche Invention , B" w& H1 u9 [) `" K
Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
; k9 G+ |5 [$ f$ cAutomobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.
1 t2 n$ U5 N: J% a9 v( \All Unnecessary Devices Installed ) T# [- ?" k5 E* m* c+ h; U
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BMW:
- e4 R0 P( x7 f: L! p- gBig Money Works % [9 a7 r. k" z( |6 o! l4 _. E: h
Bought My Wife 7 ?1 G2 Y# F, I7 n4 S
Brutal Money Waster
! s/ b, v2 Z; _0 c9 l* w- MBreak My Window
# i& c$ H- e3 \% H! P7 yBreak My Windshield
; C0 i: S1 b1 g0 R6 W7 p4 _Babbling Mechanical Wench & Z* ]/ m* V6 n- g( J k
Beastly Monstrous Wonder 1 R+ c1 d6 Z3 _* M, h2 x" |4 F6 t- `9 V
Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels / V7 ~1 t: t d$ O( X
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder " F5 r" V9 \# B5 D
Barely Moving Wreck
( R1 A& i! h, {8 ^" K, X5 lBig Money Waste 3 H! ]# i4 i! }4 P: t- U: N
Big Money. Why?
+ J! C5 i5 J1 ABig Money Works
( j$ x; _& s) U0 yBorn Moderately Wealthy
+ I; f; g2 G6 C+ @" r3 IBreaks Most Wrenches 5 F2 ~) [* l4 N6 \0 ^0 }
Bring Many Wrenches
/ s' b0 l( K* ^Brings Me Women : Q) O9 y4 {- q
Brings More Women 7 N/ D' n" z+ B; R
Broken Money Waster 4 u: o) l8 w& P: G, ^, \3 L; ?
Broke My Wallet
5 V2 W* V+ k( _% R7 p8 _ YBroken Monstrous Wonder 2 G7 j9 K4 i" L
Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
5 R B6 k+ U+ q$ N. ~2 L% B& C" \Blasphemous Motorized Wreck
5 Y- k% N1 |( L; P3 DBavarian Manure Wagon
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\; h2 P( f. u+ a2 W& [2 V( x" VBUICK:
7 ?5 D Z4 m: Z) {# ~6 h. R0 QBig Ugly Indestructible Car Killer ' L" F7 i+ D& ^! r G
Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King
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* Y" i0 k" X; e2 p* C: w ECamaro: 1 o4 ?- F, V$ G. o8 H8 j$ ^, ^
Can A Mechanic Actually Repair One?? 9 h8 H6 A" \8 K, Z1 M) ?- Y2 _
Can't America Make A Real One? " A4 F5 ^6 A( `* Y' r
Chevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often & Z' w+ g7 \% |( ~" t1 \5 {" }# E( d
Could Always Manufacture And Recall Often , G6 [$ _, y6 `! f0 P
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CHEVROLET:
3 Z9 r6 k' q% yCan Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
3 s' ^' r" i! W. m6 h+ ~) TCheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
" S6 H9 T. S# b, i: kCracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time 1 B" `: x; \! t6 M- `# v
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
* J" ]3 ^9 ~7 n) u; |4 P( m4 `Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology
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6 g$ T6 L0 c+ k8 K4 ~0 s1 JDODGE:
4 S3 ]" `* L. j5 Q. u/ ]: aDrips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
8 Q Q: l; L( K* D6 XDamn Old Dirty Gas Eater ( \& _( a$ n5 d% R, z% l
Dead Old Dog Going East 2 m* w0 ]' b: a1 C9 A3 q+ }
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
* n; k) R( E" q/ f% B6 LDead On Delivery, Go Easy 9 r: u) O0 h/ U
Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
: a2 A& ~4 ?5 e' \) qDead Or Dying Garbage Emitter . A( e% k6 g# }( T1 X+ I
Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment
3 k |3 q8 m- G3 mDaily Overhauls Do Get Expensive
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Every Day Something Else Leaks . [2 f& }7 x4 k
Every Day Some Engineer Laughs
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FIAT:
2 X6 A: {; _1 f0 a& [5 n& WFailure in Italian Automotive Technology 4 Z' ~: K q- G! [) ?! e7 M
Fix It Again, Tony 5 v: C, N7 ` }/ {4 L. Y& I4 j- {
Fix It All the Time
, F& r* }! N! I2 WFound In A Toilet 3 G S# o1 E' ^
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
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FORD: % o1 b$ w5 F- J
Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge
' I4 w' } d/ K, c c& u* p4 m2 XFix Or Repair Daily
3 b. J' f! \8 }, iFound On Road Dead
3 i7 q- ^7 ~6 v* z- i: WFast Only Rolling Downhill
. X# r, }; n; U) a' l2 jFirst On Race Day ) A" r1 E* g( S3 ]4 s# Q& b
First On Recall Day
0 j7 s( Z# C# F6 IFabricated Of Refried Dung : ]9 d0 b: r+ B3 O, X
Fails On Rainy Days
; E& i, p! Q1 y. q; qFantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream ' Q3 y* o- x( }$ p8 A8 ~
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
; `" v. i8 ~4 vFault Of R&D
! }3 l5 k5 \) oFinally Obsolete Racing Device 0 y+ [- v7 q: T2 E, y* @
Fireball On Rear Denting
* G% r3 G$ h$ k. F: g. |First On Road to Dump
; {% v' `' V1 L5 ]% s1 Y" pFirst On Rust and Deterioration
+ q6 ?1 I2 M8 n+ ^: ]( ^* nFix Or Recycle Dilemma
8 p% p* |, {9 \3 ?* ^0 R- @Flipping Over Results in Death ! \' S5 [ {8 l* d1 _5 b
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster 0 `8 M# j- y5 ]5 j4 v
Follow Our Rusty Dogsled
+ t6 R: P8 A: d) }Foot On Road Decelerates 4 w# Y% u7 e7 ^3 u# e" n
Forced On Reluctant Drivers * p W1 z+ \: ? [
Formed Of Rejected DNA
8 A+ D. i* N: t& [Forwarded Once; Return Denied + a7 D3 E/ m/ P. q7 b
Forward Only; Reverse Defective 5 ~% q0 x6 Z; e9 h9 O
Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin ]% f# W8 S* i5 h& y/ Y( i
Fork Over Repair Dough
! ]! V$ v5 r5 L" XFouled Out Re-done Dodge
) N' ~4 o& I s: W( ^2 \Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
! B( q" X; s( U7 B1 L. y9 SFree Or Reduced Drastically 0 j3 J; a, q3 i7 R2 q/ H) F8 t! g K
Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
8 ?: }. M: F, I* ZFumes and Odors Readily Detectable
( J" A2 d1 J2 y3 }+ w' j8 UFunny Old Rattling Dump 3 z0 s* m& D8 h& A; V
Forget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett) ; N) E- A% B6 U
Features O.J. and Ron`s DNA
: I- g9 k' u+ DFound Out-Right Dangerous
& j% \: N8 U+ p; J6 ]Future Of Racings Delight - V5 L. _! z2 H8 w2 ?9 e! J' T: X/ \- u
(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot 8 Z9 ?8 [, e5 K( k
(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords 6 R' `( a6 x2 S# t
LTD:
% ^( D# I& u8 _8 }Lacks Total Dependability
3 x* A3 t4 Y( d& O, Z* c' CLots To Do 6 v$ o+ k4 k$ Z+ @% L+ |6 l
Looses Transmissions Daily
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GEO: Good Engineering Overlooked
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GM: 9 b/ c6 X" F5 J9 @
General Maintenance
- v# s8 X' b8 ?" q. pGreat Mistake 1 i5 j2 v9 X3 ?, k1 a; h2 T) h
Garbage Motors
& r& y1 W) R8 L) X, j$ w$ @Generally Miserable
) \8 o3 P$ |6 m* F% Z! Z2 ?/ ZGrossly Misconceived
3 Q8 a9 a% b) y( g# c2 tGluteus Maximus
9 K y2 U% w6 cGood Money
% x- x/ @9 `9 ]# {0 Y1 gGoofy's Manufacturing
. C4 Z& |' M+ C" c+ }3 LGone Mental * @6 p6 |% F2 N! ^9 t
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. S% Q! D) C8 L0 V; _Grief & Misery Combined
2 V, j) _/ j* u3 Z8 qGarage Man's Companion
* ^; f" H) a& \) y2 K, ?( HGotta Mechanic Coming? 0 d6 T2 j9 U p E- r! F
Generally Mediocre Cars
9 q u7 ^/ S. o$ d8 H9 zGet More Chicks + U! u: I1 i$ J# A1 H
Gets Mechanics Crazy
) M* v; s2 x( i3 I* TGods Mechanical Curse
% C/ G! t) {) Q0 B( N7 c& tGot More Crap ; k$ _) N! H' N: {; F( t
Great Mountain Climber
3 t) v1 ?# w+ xGreat Motor Car ! r ~- ?! N8 @* T5 C7 @
God Made Chevy
" ]$ ?7 Y( g* e% mGood Moron Car 4 N& U3 v! V/ Y0 z
Got Mine Cheap
( [; s% Y* O0 QGet My Checkbook
! |& S/ x' j' ^Gone Mad Corp. / L& o- ^/ E) A- u
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8 b, r$ I! J, d1 f& j' JGTO:
4 p4 a( Z* y+ f* W& B0 I/ @Gas, Tires, Oil
( e. L& i1 R$ DGet Tools Out
7 x9 |3 r. `' I6 `Get To Onramp
' S' }/ b: ]6 d, p9 |4 i* d# A, a) P) {Good To Own
0 E4 y: @* ~- ?3 f7 ]Get The Others
$ e, p( ^8 o6 n8 u+ rGenerally Trashed Out 2 e" c: i7 |' g$ ], P
Good Time Out
) a- U/ {5 X# YGone To Overdrive
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HONDA:
; c' x9 J6 P' oHonest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything
* n3 [& Y& ^# G& cHad One Never Did Again
: e# N6 N* m E/ ?% ?* [Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
- @# W* i% B/ x0 C' o2 D% d: gHallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles 1 u- r. j8 d& Y7 G8 w# U/ y# D
Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles
+ B8 C% u& d" y% u4 a2 e/ s6 X' A5 W$ xHistory Of No Dramatic Acceleration
" v8 p: R% ]$ A% HHow Odd, No Darn Acceleration? & ?# b# G- | P/ s; Q! C; V
PRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes
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; z/ n! I R5 L6 g. o! Y$ j+ \HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive... ; a! u t2 B& Q3 X) i# F
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Just Eats Every Part
7 \. G5 S4 v8 w4 qJust Empty Every Pocket
" K% g0 Q; W2 t: ^Junk Engineering Executed Poorly ' i7 A$ Q! W8 \) R! t2 B5 q) i
Jumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes & ^; ~+ Z" `8 W) e$ V
Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts % T. [$ D4 p! Z6 @& m( a+ q
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KIA: 9 ^! Y3 S" ~% s
Kick It Around
' f( D7 b' \! Z# q8 X S" {Kick It Again . U, J4 E$ X- g, A1 c! x) m% q
Killed In Action
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+ Q3 ^2 @% [0 q2 s! KLOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious
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MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
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% z2 V. k N) @7 w0 J- {+ qMoney Guzzler ' i. d V$ i2 F
Mostly Garaged
6 U9 P: g: Z* B$ P9 l: YMajor Goof / m" X" ~8 H7 \/ C- P. u6 U# t4 S
MGB: Might Go Backwards
2 W; }! K$ \; ~8 u' Y3 @MGB: Might Go, But . . . 8 V4 P2 g7 w3 }$ Y
MGB: Motor Going Bad # I- j5 m7 D& w) J, e! S
MGF: Might Go Forward
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$ Y: z5 P* O& k* j1 GMIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate
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! X6 s" U5 `; y& t4 }0 s1 j( z4 @( nMOPAR 2 m: ]& y7 g4 c% y3 m/ k, d
Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly 4 _+ r9 b d: ]* E2 J
Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
& m1 o5 }) c4 YMost Often Passed At Races 3 m' |8 \) N7 d' v
Mostly Old Parts And Rust : a/ ^4 n" `5 J! ~: T
Move Over People Are Racing . F. L0 i0 p( H6 T, {
Move Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly
: K( E$ }: u5 ]% ~My Old Pig Ain't Running
" {/ L8 C P' W1 L i4 IMy Only Problems Are Repairs ! f0 k9 \3 g0 T2 f
Mechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement ' s i0 S7 G' e5 R% _: H
More Often Parts Are Replaced
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MUSTANG:
4 [& q$ z9 j; |5 K+ ?3 c6 xMotor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good ; e7 e$ _, i& F; l6 }& z
Massivly Under Sized Tires And No Go
# U1 Y; h, I* zMaybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go 3 Z2 [1 o# o' g( _6 L/ \. @* j+ |0 s
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO
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OLDSMOBILE: ( Q {6 v) G2 z9 q
Old Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
$ Q7 x' }# U" k& l$ OOverpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment 1 |1 ?! S9 o$ m0 n
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% D; P& `3 H s# Z4 _- S6 o& N7 g: ]PINTO:
1 S9 K, w& a* }# l1 jPut In Nickel To Operate
! U' c" \# Z& X( x Z3 ePaid Inspector Nicely To Overlook + C/ r$ ~: i& W. `1 ?' T! ~
Put In New Transmission Often
4 e- V3 L/ ]7 j1 BPushed In Neutral Too Often - k& U: r5 c/ S' R& ~6 o
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PONTIAC:
0 C2 J9 |- A9 l" m; h+ S$ g, n6 cPlan On Numerous Trips In Another Car
# [' L# `* i" |& j; ]Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac
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PORSCHE:
4 y/ A$ }' o5 c/ @5 GProof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything 9 c* [2 G C3 d* b/ E) E
Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough 7 G! ?! o! p& T4 G7 ^
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SAAB: : J4 c+ o* d6 U, W
Send Another Automobile Back , z( h" g4 C1 ~$ M# B0 G
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown * r/ K2 d1 O/ I! G
Sad Attempt At Beauty
7 M! G5 F4 {/ L6 O9 PSorry Auto, Always Broken
1 y7 j6 J; n: f& W; z) i9 NShape Appears Ass-Backwards & T+ {' }! p* N/ [' u9 P0 X
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SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually ) t3 ^: f0 s, `8 i! G; o
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TOYOTA:
. T7 o( e% h; B* \2 OToo Often Yankees Overprice This Auto - ?3 K- d* A3 m- K. m0 ^- a+ N- ^
Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass
9 C5 C; M) d& x8 }The One You Ought To Avoid
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TRIUMPH:
* C" ~8 k9 [8 J$ f5 yThis Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help! , A/ N0 E L/ D) p, P
Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!
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TR: Tools Required : [4 S1 S1 [* K( W/ {' Q( m4 {3 q
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VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
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VW: ( O& s/ V, N. D, I6 i* ?# Q( Z! c
Vintage Wreck 0 ?2 u0 F7 l+ `3 b8 J, K- Z
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