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I can tell U tons of silly Car Acronyms------- " V, x3 T# c, b( D0 g9 s# S) M
5 e! |8 n: E9 z- B. G$ d) R" IACURA:
4 F- E$ [+ `' }2 X0 A0 g1 A/ [+ lAnother Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile 0 h9 B5 Y' c7 P, ~2 {" n; d
Asia's Curse Upon Rural America
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: v( O1 K0 E' {5 h! {8 @AMC:
- s8 C6 Q0 A$ M6 T9 h% c3 TAll Makes Combined 0 z }) j/ ^. ?* _1 f
A Major Cost ) `+ E8 J8 F0 K" v- `" @
A Mutated Car 5 g0 C5 w( @, p6 G6 y! s& N
A Morons Car 4 l4 Y2 r* i' o$ k. G3 d* a+ Q
Another Major Catastrophe
. s2 S! i% J& y n. d' h! sA Man's Car
+ ]2 i+ l' V! g- i5 s: ^0 YA Miss Conception
, V$ U6 J' {$ z4 R6 DAll Muscle Car
! h1 H" e T1 {5 vAll Most Car 1 Y" m3 B; ^- p( T
Annoying Mechanics Constantly , j2 y- i$ W9 f% Q
Automotive Mental Cruelty
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AUDI:
: |# n4 O% o6 _# y WAlways Unsafe Designs Implemented
. Q+ G. S/ p6 a; R( {( F, CAccelerates Under Demonic Influence
/ \- x* r# z% i& d' l% [; a/ j( V- BAutomobile Under Demonic Influence 9 L" l6 Q+ `$ ]& J
Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
& r. t4 O8 K% G( ]& \* e5 AAlways Undermining Deutsche Intelligence ; F' o& e6 C8 }' d1 G; |4 `- l
Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.
& C; W W% g- M8 xAll Unnecessary Devices Installed + Z4 z! g3 @6 y) T$ L0 m- \$ n
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# M+ K) A% ?8 n# \" J- M' |3 BBMW:
+ r$ h$ z" B! M- G3 VBig Money Works
5 G2 J& }! m; ?9 M' ~$ L# z" MBought My Wife
/ I# _ t6 Q* b8 w5 K/ WBrutal Money Waster # K% c0 J Y& H$ A l
Break My Window % s' t( |6 V+ j* X4 C0 m# v# u
Break My Windshield 1 ~8 @7 A- e5 ^8 {* \* I: \+ j% d2 ?8 H$ K
Babbling Mechanical Wench . u5 i% K2 a( k! {+ T' |
Beastly Monstrous Wonder
" x, |$ `: T4 R+ z+ X# ]0 h. SBeautiful Masterpieces on Wheels / K8 m/ ]+ }# h/ k
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
O2 h+ h: m6 G; W0 Q. u6 E: u0 g2 tBarely Moving Wreck
: m0 ^ ?- C( L" C8 Y: UBig Money Waste . ~! V, d; }: M. }# c+ x; Z
Big Money. Why? 2 l. n) g9 A1 d- m# ]# Z! x8 ^
Big Money Works
9 C9 ` A0 D8 Q4 { P& b- ^6 hBorn Moderately Wealthy 1 W! o9 t# w' E8 d; D( f
Breaks Most Wrenches # ?) ?* e( X, @- Y- S h' E
Bring Many Wrenches 2 G. ^9 Q- s* \6 F0 Q/ w/ n
Brings Me Women
9 n+ U: M0 [5 N( k$ aBrings More Women
K# f/ Y% i) I( N9 _Broken Money Waster
: e+ o, D# _! E9 k9 ABroke My Wallet
- D! x0 n6 [- Q9 N$ X) \Broken Monstrous Wonder 0 H9 b* a1 {- M9 y& p" N$ M
Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
" Y$ c2 ?9 V8 ^% J% I2 @Blasphemous Motorized Wreck
0 I" N: ~& R' w% O$ ?- VBavarian Manure Wagon
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BUICK:
6 | I* I t' N* y' t2 S# DBig Ugly Indestructible Car Killer 0 B9 }; H4 @( A* `! t4 F! Q
Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King
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Camaro:
( [# a* m* S/ A# j4 CCan A Mechanic Actually Repair One??
' a6 b. A% F. I$ e0 {$ }( LCan't America Make A Real One?
; N. ~1 L- y7 Z O4 xChevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often + e5 q3 I. D6 \+ B ]) ^
Could Always Manufacture And Recall Often , m3 p9 t! @5 k ~. I e0 Z
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CHEVROLET: / S- v: L( U. s
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
) C8 m( f2 t% aCheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time ' R! _! `3 x( V$ U
Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
, q' o P' r1 I" O9 H% R0 K! PConstantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques 3 q: c, M* T" S; N% Z* t
Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology 3 z; |' E+ e Z$ L+ C
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4 [: x$ @( I$ s9 ?; Z( rDODGE: * Q1 J* r, S( \8 Z }2 g/ j0 x
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere , N! g" F0 E7 P
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater 8 P+ ^7 t% `/ ]; s" K7 q
Dead Old Dog Going East 8 N! L0 F6 r E0 a
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires 1 {; I9 F) M6 a7 @
Dead On Delivery, Go Easy 3 ^# t9 v; t/ Z; J! B4 D( D
Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
/ t* B. y7 ]6 C) X+ u& }9 W# q5 fDead Or Dying Garbage Emitter $ V9 O" U# {8 z6 Z
Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment
, n! N0 N' h0 |* t# C9 c+ mDaily Overhauls Do Get Expensive
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EDSEL: 4 Q' L2 i" D3 G3 B' w+ l T
Every Day Something Else Leaks
1 `& S# U, a# ]$ _5 mEvery Day Some Engineer Laughs " }" G9 ?- ~* o. Z) z8 Q" J3 D1 ~+ y
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FIAT: 9 I5 A0 W5 c- Z( S- y& O
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
# c1 D$ n% T2 ?2 T0 |% SFix It Again, Tony
( n' m7 u2 D; d. D2 CFix It All the Time
) g* B) Y: f. aFound In A Toilet
0 d' A( S* E K3 l- |Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation - e4 n% Q$ g3 `
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/ e3 Y* O- M* Y: ]) _- a" ^Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge 6 R' U7 b8 Z: `0 d
Fix Or Repair Daily
. t! K+ t1 v# x! RFound On Road Dead
3 M6 r4 Y( i- {& Z) O1 BFast Only Rolling Downhill
/ f( n, d. ]% l& pFirst On Race Day
. |) r& [2 `& Z5 hFirst On Recall Day * B' g, u* c: b
Fabricated Of Refried Dung $ C+ t% g2 d3 ?) [5 X
Fails On Rainy Days
$ H3 _. [: z/ Y2 \+ {Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream s- f3 I. _! B
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver ) o" v6 J7 }3 ]4 F9 z; t/ B
Fault Of R&D
; e, N$ C% S6 Y7 K9 g5 fFinally Obsolete Racing Device
; l* G6 _: j2 q, g4 x N" K9 i* IFireball On Rear Denting ) B# Q9 c6 A! z; Z$ L; B' Y% ^
First On Road to Dump 2 {. `$ I3 c5 q$ m
First On Rust and Deterioration ; I! N9 S9 K. K9 }- ^1 i h2 ~- s8 o
Fix Or Recycle Dilemma " f5 M: q7 b2 h+ v
Flipping Over Results in Death
" s4 q4 F5 { v$ m; zFlipped Over Roadside Disaster
5 C2 \' T! Y+ I8 |. J# S& r0 |Follow Our Rusty Dogsled 4 ~$ {* g: o+ s% [( |* E4 @7 m
Foot On Road Decelerates
V6 f) u" i; z2 rForced On Reluctant Drivers 4 t# r! L j4 g1 X. [! K; q. ]4 P
Formed Of Rejected DNA
; s) u8 V q4 \9 FForwarded Once; Return Denied w' e3 `) q' B% Y, W1 Z) Q# T/ m0 T
Forward Only; Reverse Defective
1 Z+ D6 r; ~: p. iForlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
) ~3 ?& A7 X3 e3 uFork Over Repair Dough + Y# P+ H3 _- r1 s$ t
Fouled Out Re-done Dodge 5 O* F/ _/ w& {1 e! r o% u
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration 6 k7 j2 t( \7 u k" o8 {
Free Or Reduced Drastically
4 w/ f! Q8 n5 b% KFrequent Opinion: Really Disappointed , l7 G) y% h; }! U/ Y; h
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable & C" u9 f6 X2 {
Funny Old Rattling Dump
. P! A2 Y3 a0 Y& j3 gForget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett)
2 d3 v; a8 Z+ \' K" E. ]* HFeatures O.J. and Ron`s DNA - \+ f" Q, p& O" ]" k4 R. g
Found Out-Right Dangerous ) e3 s) s/ L& G' |9 U
Future Of Racings Delight
4 Z) Q& O3 `6 D# g2 I) D(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot ( @' V2 b) J g. z5 C- t9 B) `
(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords
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1 @/ z. i7 Z, aLacks Total Dependability
! ?0 \( P; @. V1 k% }$ U8 `2 I2 ?Lots To Do / N( u# p/ }8 o
Looses Transmissions Daily ; S2 }6 V6 O" w
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GEO: Good Engineering Overlooked 1 l4 _% a/ z! _* m- N; L
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General Maintenance
- @! P- f8 k+ f6 z. ?Great Mistake
& [( j0 j+ B/ U* w, HGarbage Motors
% q3 \1 u$ R+ H2 u0 qGenerally Miserable
1 c3 x* F0 v1 D* @. {( I8 MGrossly Misconceived
# w% g; u3 ?- s' a, X; W! WGluteus Maximus ( I' T x1 y9 c, \( i. _7 a$ e
Good Money
1 F( \; \% L. }6 F, e6 a" w7 n0 vGoofy's Manufacturing 5 V7 I0 M6 h# \6 A6 A: k# c9 ^% }5 d
Gone Mental * { q- E% X/ v, U/ c
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GMC:
! S# o+ b/ f6 F( { o1 uGrief & Misery Combined $ I6 {. G9 W0 [9 `
Garage Man's Companion 3 H& x1 `/ E0 _' Q2 U
Gotta Mechanic Coming?
' s$ _) m! H2 f7 Z3 M- C2 G. _Generally Mediocre Cars
6 m: C' D0 f5 m, C+ Q0 B0 ]Get More Chicks
0 Q& A3 [6 S) c' `5 S RGets Mechanics Crazy
8 ^* k+ k2 b$ |/ |2 J6 b- h" _Gods Mechanical Curse " k* M& C3 r* A& i
Got More Crap
9 n! N4 m2 H" m8 ?. x6 \Great Mountain Climber
* U+ n* G" X+ b7 k4 ?% cGreat Motor Car
1 w& e8 q2 l" e. [5 BGod Made Chevy
( [7 r3 I/ k3 _" xGood Moron Car * x5 V3 Y- `5 w: [
Got Mine Cheap
8 ^3 `# _" y, QGet My Checkbook 4 q3 [8 U2 g$ A" P
Gone Mad Corp.
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Gas, Tires, Oil
- D7 q1 Q1 l, k8 i" zGet Tools Out
# \; O( ]7 j4 Y; k* f7 m$ z7 m# WGet To Onramp 1 i6 v! b7 ?6 v: G ?* y. H. w
Good To Own 1 }' m. y: M H) {* N
Get The Others 5 s2 e- h8 K. q# V0 G
Generally Trashed Out & C# i0 k! d* e
Good Time Out
. H* O# Z; G$ n$ r7 M5 cGone To Overdrive
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; I( c9 i8 w0 O7 g- y1 OHONDA: 1 B( t& G7 {+ C. ~% G. }% \! z
Honest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything " K. G ^& o# p7 d) G, A
Had One Never Did Again $ H+ t" p/ `1 L9 t' f- ^
Hang On, Not Done Accelerating G$ u( O# [+ ]; j1 X. P& U2 |
Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles * }" b) ]5 M$ O# R# f6 [0 x
Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles
; o! |; e6 C' ^2 d2 U+ lHistory Of No Dramatic Acceleration
' \/ e9 e$ Y' x: A; SHow Odd, No Darn Acceleration?
! K- @$ p6 B4 X* RPRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes
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HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive... 1 q. O7 O6 _. v, ?% {$ W
% D6 i5 N$ _: ~5 JJEEP: : M; X7 h- v L# z( w* u% u
Just Eats Every Part ! _, K O. f4 S, I3 |* C+ s' c& P
Just Empty Every Pocket
! q# W, ~- G3 cJunk Engineering Executed Poorly ! f: r3 k9 U8 @
Jumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes
3 D5 z3 s' H9 e* O& z4 iJinxed Engine has Extra Parts
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KIA: # @$ d6 p7 w/ y+ `
Kick It Around
" y0 F* g2 o/ B% o, M+ gKick It Again $ J) k/ ^! g. y
Killed In Action
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LOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious
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& J2 o4 q# Y9 |! x, cMAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
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MG:
7 a; N" c0 W) {. s( d) tMoney Guzzler 8 k0 Z; w* W2 U, k# D, Y/ J- K1 W8 f
Mostly Garaged
3 R' A; q2 g3 g7 t9 xMajor Goof
3 l) h s/ [4 l4 d; ~. LMGB: Might Go Backwards V$ V4 T) ~* O ?
MGB: Might Go, But . . . & t1 C0 ]; q4 a& @3 n4 g
MGB: Motor Going Bad
+ f' Z/ [: ]% |, P$ ^+ @9 UMGF: Might Go Forward $ r. v+ x( F7 n
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. O* R% W( r3 e! m2 SMIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate
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MOPAR ' C Z' k5 G6 y: y; o$ Y
Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly 2 U3 ^* K0 A! }. |% H( u6 T0 B0 x
Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
; q6 ]- u8 v- k0 q3 N0 pMost Often Passed At Races
2 a. O5 q) L6 O) t, oMostly Old Parts And Rust + G4 G5 E" J+ P2 E! p" V' a& D0 @
Move Over People Are Racing
' \1 r, d j }6 U4 U5 sMove Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly 0 @% S, t% B: a7 G! _; N1 V7 J
My Old Pig Ain't Running
. I* |$ `; n! o$ T6 ~1 J' a. [' ~My Only Problems Are Repairs
9 u5 S; Q* b( A& n' AMechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement 5 A- o# ^2 ?7 O Y7 |
More Often Parts Are Replaced
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MUSTANG:
/ \+ S% \3 v5 u- A3 n4 ^Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good
9 c! n4 d; B' w2 R, @$ mMassivly Under Sized Tires And No Go : @! r8 X& f4 r" T
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go 1 d7 _# Y# E8 T. K! h
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO $ h2 u1 }. A5 V' r9 `
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" e. @8 Z4 a5 T. R1 h6 aOLDSMOBILE: 0 P( m0 t6 Y- u! y* m3 q" D
Old Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
) u2 _ h3 S P0 `+ E+ ]+ tOverpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
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PINTO:
0 ^7 N( z. w8 Q1 U3 APut In Nickel To Operate
8 Z: L3 Y% N$ zPaid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
- b* C/ {- ?1 ePut In New Transmission Often 5 y% y& f, A, C" a% R) Z- c
Pushed In Neutral Too Often ) r* M9 C# b/ N9 A4 `& L3 v
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2 _) K. W+ N* Y G' MPONTIAC:
3 ] P7 [! W6 y! zPlan On Numerous Trips In Another Car - U9 u1 r! X$ X7 v0 [
Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac ! n* S+ c8 c& U
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/ ?5 ^; x( C7 Z3 y4 ^4 RPORSCHE:
1 W* o1 |) M% p! I \' \, DProof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
0 O8 y1 t/ E, S1 X4 s' X: jPulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough
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SAAB:
( h$ V) ?: R2 v1 `# vSend Another Automobile Back
! Z8 e1 @) W( b7 B* lSwedish Automobiles Always Breakdown . k7 Y# [- e7 ]0 W5 k6 X4 ]; c' ?, e
Sad Attempt At Beauty / t9 L% m* w/ S& |
Sorry Auto, Always Broken _9 M$ ~' H1 K0 a6 e$ R/ L1 D
Shape Appears Ass-Backwards
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SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
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Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
4 l* x- N& h' u. t4 |# FTorturous On Your Old Tired Ass 3 k% ?6 c8 `* j+ i
The One You Ought To Avoid
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7 Q j/ ]) w2 y/ a" BThis Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
/ i( W/ d9 z& q4 KTried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt! , a$ G# E6 E R. p8 @; Y$ R$ R0 i
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$ x* F+ Q# O v3 w8 s" YTR: Tools Required 2 h& r/ g4 S# B2 R( A
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VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
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2 \* b! a% l+ }3 t+ |. kVintage Wreck
4 a6 m$ }' C, r* g8 G7 z5 @Virtually Worthless |
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