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I can tell U tons of silly Car Acronyms------- 5 G$ _! [9 v# f. h& y
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ACURA:
% Y7 t; m% E- |) t: bAnother Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile ) ~$ f" c2 A8 E y6 c6 I, |1 P
Asia's Curse Upon Rural America ) ~6 X" q, e, }; o6 k. C
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All Makes Combined
; \5 k) ?" k2 k; K, n, Y* w+ lA Major Cost
. v, z- S6 C1 k6 m5 ~A Mutated Car 9 M( E3 P- }$ B
A Morons Car , u4 f' H2 J; h( Q! j
Another Major Catastrophe
]4 f! @* E% n: \A Man's Car
/ C _$ A! t9 y% }A Miss Conception - a7 w; _' w6 c3 f% |
All Muscle Car " [1 Q: G$ A. [4 [2 C f6 [
All Most Car / o0 \0 e% O* s' X2 M6 F( c
Annoying Mechanics Constantly
# n2 b8 Y& S/ O& SAutomotive Mental Cruelty
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t% x' f) |" kAUDI: - _7 W- P+ j7 h) T* p: k
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
% o1 N# J4 o+ ~ U9 U5 Z6 LAccelerates Under Demonic Influence 0 b4 z8 z. e# z8 W s% v
Automobile Under Demonic Influence
3 L$ x) F! Z7 `% f" A g oAnother Ugly Deutsche Invention # G, x3 p- |; i n( `; |
Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence ' o, B' M4 M$ y' [7 Y
Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc. 8 v, |- N4 _9 n1 J! d3 b" o. N
All Unnecessary Devices Installed
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% |" I' A8 x7 D7 h: x2 WBMW: 3 E- e6 ]/ p" a& }+ E
Big Money Works
% r" C( I5 V6 X; [ x* @: R0 QBought My Wife
9 m8 |8 `0 U. X( Z; ^7 a k& vBrutal Money Waster
* z, J: O( m" E+ aBreak My Window ! O% i2 w7 U" ~4 D# \
Break My Windshield 7 J0 d7 g- ^) y8 Y7 `
Babbling Mechanical Wench * r4 e; d- U0 W. h( k! q
Beastly Monstrous Wonder
|# Y% W: o# k* y9 KBeautiful Masterpieces on Wheels # y, d/ U* e1 a1 @
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
5 j( S3 X/ b6 \Barely Moving Wreck
. ~' P. c! [ @& E# H; X5 }Big Money Waste
" x- l% c6 }4 ABig Money. Why?
) q9 U W, p+ g: s% Z& ~& tBig Money Works " x" d$ w7 t& D' U6 b$ s+ A
Born Moderately Wealthy
. ^2 C, `6 @+ dBreaks Most Wrenches
2 f6 \3 P. J, m$ o/ b( ]: P# OBring Many Wrenches / y$ D$ b6 P( Y2 `5 F8 f5 D v
Brings Me Women
2 P+ b: y# j( _7 \Brings More Women " k# ?3 C# | E+ x* h5 I2 B5 W
Broken Money Waster ; P6 Y5 l' ?9 I) k0 Z8 T, z
Broke My Wallet 7 B' }1 x9 }5 m) m3 K* ~7 S
Broken Monstrous Wonder 6 `2 }8 D6 c s6 A! m5 r3 t
Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
" e1 E* D. l- k; y3 b/ _" }9 pBlasphemous Motorized Wreck / Q' |# I/ v1 M
Bavarian Manure Wagon
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+ u$ B( {+ a' W* U, F( U& ~BUICK:
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Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King q& d {% t" _6 s' I, ], D
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0 ^9 k6 K! o- \7 y CCamaro: * f9 t$ U. W6 i! Z/ p+ z, q
Can A Mechanic Actually Repair One??
M Z2 g4 o5 ICan't America Make A Real One? " J& B+ z+ P' L7 [, N- F z" b
Chevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often 7 x& H5 P$ U7 M- g+ k
Could Always Manufacture And Recall Often " n5 j( p: U: l! [5 A d( }! W
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( x+ K, K* O, I+ A8 t3 [CHEVROLET: 3 k. S% |, F( x6 {4 ?6 }6 e" T d
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
B6 U! j$ }0 L0 l/ G. {* ]Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time . [% R( f% M( M- d+ v5 k
Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time : c9 D2 @6 K" X. b+ W
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
1 y/ p+ T# X) JCondition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology
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DODGE:
! l1 B+ F/ Q+ y# `* `% v2 T1 KDrips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
' _$ Z8 r5 K! X+ S5 G! FDamn Old Dirty Gas Eater ! B% R" ?8 Q: D/ A
Dead Old Dog Going East 8 G" y% S/ L( P) U
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
$ k" E2 p, M% ^% k/ lDead On Delivery, Go Easy
* f0 }4 c! i3 q# N7 O4 ODead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired ' @; P) U6 V. J9 {' r5 J/ E
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter 7 T& t* W! e+ \8 p1 b$ f
Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment J# G3 N3 U" v' d6 L
Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive
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Every Day Something Else Leaks ) V& v9 J; G+ B$ q
Every Day Some Engineer Laughs
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4 K7 r( P* m) ]; eFIAT: ; [! @: p$ v- I/ q1 F6 Z5 ?9 q) \
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology 1 S' o+ o6 N8 z9 {0 k$ `; u: F; f
Fix It Again, Tony 9 w; j. v, P( T+ f2 L/ q
Fix It All the Time 8 @' |5 M% \3 _: J
Found In A Toilet
" r5 }, M. @1 y4 c+ m) mFeeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
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) V* }* g" @5 c+ ?! Q3 _) sFORD: 6 J5 m' ^% W1 G+ C/ M# S) }+ e
Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge
: c$ s$ A! s0 x) M- E" W ^Fix Or Repair Daily
' P; D; u' P6 S# V, uFound On Road Dead
5 _3 P; J, F, X/ qFast Only Rolling Downhill
' }. J0 ~+ S3 U1 bFirst On Race Day 9 ^2 h8 _4 ~% [4 d& |: q
First On Recall Day 5 m( K# o; @) h$ N6 t* ~* Y
Fabricated Of Refried Dung
+ E; s5 G5 b3 nFails On Rainy Days 5 k: M- e$ U' ?
Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
: _! b0 {8 \; Y0 s' L4 B( O# q; pFatally Obese Redneck Driver 2 M* j1 A0 C0 `4 I( E
Fault Of R&D % O9 j, H" Q" p9 v; A
Finally Obsolete Racing Device 1 h6 q) S: S! ~& e/ R0 _. T# R0 O
Fireball On Rear Denting 8 L0 C* T* Y# q1 o' ^* c
First On Road to Dump
% u4 `: |; m( w# a9 F6 {3 q* l% YFirst On Rust and Deterioration 1 J ^# n- E, j# p# J _3 `
Fix Or Recycle Dilemma
0 ~# N+ O' |/ a( T5 FFlipping Over Results in Death ) @1 {7 o+ h$ N* ^- j
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster $ C; d( N" e5 c* X
Follow Our Rusty Dogsled . K- F; s" f. r- E. w" T/ \) ?
Foot On Road Decelerates
9 A% s4 k" z! jForced On Reluctant Drivers o; h( A3 H# o) l# q1 H
Formed Of Rejected DNA
* L; ~2 P$ o8 L! d! KForwarded Once; Return Denied * X$ m" }9 x% q" V2 m: [
Forward Only; Reverse Defective ) N& A5 {7 S0 Z7 r+ b/ W
Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
0 n+ g, C, m8 r# z+ TFork Over Repair Dough ; b" J$ g9 G3 q, W
Fouled Out Re-done Dodge
9 ?/ ], a7 z# ]! ~Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration ' O N; F7 X) j+ N/ s
Free Or Reduced Drastically
, U( O% r8 Z/ D. s5 h( xFrequent Opinion: Really Disappointed 4 C9 L: q! w& ?; u
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
K% W( e9 }: fFunny Old Rattling Dump 3 `/ x: p& `5 [5 l, O9 M
Forget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett) ; ~8 q/ I$ u% j3 @2 ^; ]
Features O.J. and Ron`s DNA
) G/ W. y$ K* c+ D( OFound Out-Right Dangerous 1 ?9 i( u; g$ r: a" c6 L' G
Future Of Racings Delight
& Y/ r" U$ p# ]7 j/ g3 g' A @% e(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot : O0 e1 W0 W$ X: s6 n
(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords
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7 Q; j3 t# b1 Z0 S, }) Q6 eLacks Total Dependability
# O8 D* B7 H# M0 B! X( w* c4 GLots To Do
* c. [/ h9 F" l( B9 m1 q3 q! bLooses Transmissions Daily
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GEO: Good Engineering Overlooked ( p5 C4 f. e3 A) B0 z
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GM: , b, V; H U6 S# Y8 X: g
General Maintenance 0 e. |) u& H1 L
Great Mistake
9 w& i4 \/ f3 ?$ k0 x: P# h- F% l yGarbage Motors # v) v, u$ h7 D! r$ h6 g7 ]
Generally Miserable
" m' w, R' _' t7 \Grossly Misconceived
s# p+ h% a" x+ d7 P) {Gluteus Maximus
" `1 N4 m1 Q u2 \. Q8 z7 \, c# GGood Money 1 Z p* ?0 p; X! W5 e- w \% G1 m
Goofy's Manufacturing ; ^5 t7 N( o9 x
Gone Mental
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GMC:
# V3 |, f" u4 e" n+ y+ U! tGrief & Misery Combined 4 t. }" \4 }! X. R/ V% U
Garage Man's Companion 8 Z3 z5 Q* l; ^
Gotta Mechanic Coming? 8 y% w0 D- Z! Q: E. L
Generally Mediocre Cars 7 H; q' B6 ^' h& T
Get More Chicks ! r w$ A1 a9 Z
Gets Mechanics Crazy : K" r8 h1 W/ A: c% k6 }2 a
Gods Mechanical Curse ; c4 C* O$ P" ]3 d5 O
Got More Crap ! u' @, L/ t' n! N) q
Great Mountain Climber
3 F2 ]0 J& e/ j! \Great Motor Car
4 K. m9 \ t8 }* v8 oGod Made Chevy
' B7 }) Q& N' l6 c V9 ~. d( gGood Moron Car
' c, S4 {6 T( {7 \$ ?- iGot Mine Cheap # \5 x7 p! B5 s W! |
Get My Checkbook
3 x2 i* L2 ?9 { S( AGone Mad Corp.
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3 [6 M4 j% Q, O8 u5 a9 [Gas, Tires, Oil ' e2 q, v3 i8 \% B& R7 H, ^7 H- _
Get Tools Out
) m3 [ j+ J1 H! PGet To Onramp
, o( K) f ~; t. u \7 K2 ^" S0 _! wGood To Own 8 p9 i# O" g2 c) L E P
Get The Others
# J5 |) Y V6 O0 W! D) IGenerally Trashed Out
& o/ X2 p, X* w/ k: v+ B, |! PGood Time Out 1 T( l+ Q6 W8 J- }6 z2 g- D7 p
Gone To Overdrive 4 y- S9 p [' J1 l$ d* U4 q
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Honest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything
# C5 B5 j6 C7 F/ m3 ? z3 E6 oHad One Never Did Again / I4 u( C' M4 b, r+ y
Hang On, Not Done Accelerating * Z( [: `. E3 q, ?; v7 H$ E5 T! p
Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles
: R6 p& T6 u8 A8 ]& P- MHallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles
: a, |) n8 k- qHistory Of No Dramatic Acceleration
" l6 p/ b" G" c* {. X' g5 K4 S& iHow Odd, No Darn Acceleration?
( Z% w( a/ N" p; S+ K6 F6 x" xPRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes
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HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...
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JEEP: 3 z# ]+ u7 } H& F# E. y: I
Just Eats Every Part
% m3 G' K& ^3 r# {5 u- hJust Empty Every Pocket
% C7 e0 r J3 {# f: j% O# p* U' y# XJunk Engineering Executed Poorly / |2 f7 p( A/ ~8 j
Jumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes ! D( _4 m9 x$ y/ [; i0 l( s
Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts `& ?2 G _$ |# r7 y: B
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KIA:
; s2 o4 d& |1 d( RKick It Around 3 n+ |3 A {$ g3 W3 J
Kick It Again 9 s( W7 {# H& F& |5 k) @; Z1 }3 v
Killed In Action + |- a, m7 @+ b) P( H4 _! u& A
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LOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious + R; t) c" D9 X1 O
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MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
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Money Guzzler ) U- v! S$ V0 S
Mostly Garaged ' I0 w% q, ] ~: U4 M% }
Major Goof 2 {( ~; P5 m' O }: Z2 Y2 b
MGB: Might Go Backwards % X( w1 c$ G8 e, y
MGB: Might Go, But . . .
! [$ X0 U9 W6 X* u9 R) ZMGB: Motor Going Bad
, Y: N. U6 E! \1 N3 r+ N; WMGF: Might Go Forward
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MIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate ( B& q& |" a8 R
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MOPAR
( F5 o- _6 f" d! S5 r9 t- NMany Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
% h C4 R* h/ C* n! P& n3 ^1 N7 }Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
. t! }) D H Z1 @$ J+ i1 c f mMost Often Passed At Races 8 ^3 ]' T6 Z9 Z" o
Mostly Old Parts And Rust
9 @& V! F5 D1 S7 m! w" U8 A8 XMove Over People Are Racing
% V1 o3 S7 \+ ~- dMove Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly
% A6 u5 R- ~% p6 ^. v9 T6 rMy Old Pig Ain't Running
4 V) J( a- l. l' }; KMy Only Problems Are Repairs
" l' N- [. T. g$ o/ x) vMechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement
9 {" X, b8 ]( R; s% U& d' eMore Often Parts Are Replaced
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MUSTANG: 5 g& m+ @8 E3 ?( W3 A. ~* Y+ J$ [; s8 Y
Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good
}, S' T* L) }: H% DMassivly Under Sized Tires And No Go
6 {( f! u8 ]$ ^; A, `/ g+ i2 m0 lMaybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go
( L4 Z, T2 u. y! U2 z- f% uMaybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO
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OLDSMOBILE:
. e. _5 `6 ?0 p+ l+ W/ KOld Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday ! Z3 c- ~2 w( e0 \
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment # u, j) o: O( K! a
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: N1 s4 M0 ?, A/ V" qPINTO:
i. k! F7 X2 {% y1 c6 b; Z UPut In Nickel To Operate
H1 L; e% n0 u/ G) ~! [Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
- C: q; c4 g) ^2 s& z! APut In New Transmission Often
; ~. m* y- M R- F- T7 Q% oPushed In Neutral Too Often
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" L" W# V% O9 @3 l3 U* OPONTIAC: / i7 c4 J( o5 [. C* M# B
Plan On Numerous Trips In Another Car
( d3 }( ?* v) Z5 aPoor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac E2 G( \. [ W9 L! R# s
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PORSCHE:
1 x7 c' W X7 c7 T) qProof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything . S, M7 E: I$ b4 B0 c$ v* ]- p
Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough 9 \8 ^1 E2 |2 V& d
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SAAB: ) }9 ^8 N- p/ Z5 G
Send Another Automobile Back " s. E- s" @" S% c% ~
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown & `3 o" v! S# {* g
Sad Attempt At Beauty / p3 o) Q: p5 P. o0 C
Sorry Auto, Always Broken
+ n x+ \5 [, Y+ k$ nShape Appears Ass-Backwards / t d* X! I X8 ~( [
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SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually & ] u4 p2 H+ [/ l: u3 `& @
& e$ P: X' x% `) c, U4 E9 fTOYOTA:
5 q" n2 b4 f0 o" a9 u4 }( vToo Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
# f# v) v) l+ h6 XTorturous On Your Old Tired Ass
+ j4 h. K0 I# O- f$ ~& F% ?The One You Ought To Avoid
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8 L& O! f. r. v, OTRIUMPH:
6 c2 g+ X- O6 e$ p& wThis Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help! 0 M C/ P }) {! \
Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!
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' N5 ], m2 k, O( A% ~TR: Tools Required
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4 n8 |9 e! ~2 S# U$ gVOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object ) b+ W! V# `) u6 ^# d' P
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Vintage Wreck
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