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ACURA:
5 T, [+ C4 B" p# Y2 | MAnother Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
/ W8 V9 Z0 \5 a6 l7 ZAsia's Curse Upon Rural America
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AMC:
) l# I' O( O! ], \$ QAll Makes Combined g6 {4 V: T4 U: A0 ]2 }9 `# I
A Major Cost F3 T$ F% b- [% F$ l
A Mutated Car
8 H/ J. p, R }. oA Morons Car
N* d9 S( P6 {8 b, Y/ S! r$ C# m kAnother Major Catastrophe
+ R2 R3 H/ o/ o! L aA Man's Car 1 a( l3 u2 p2 A1 g2 W! H
A Miss Conception
D1 T. M: |0 @( g3 p- n0 rAll Muscle Car
' ~6 Z, v3 [- `* ?: D- g9 V; gAll Most Car
: m, k$ e& y. o7 Q* ]* A5 cAnnoying Mechanics Constantly . b, J- R7 t% v: D- K
Automotive Mental Cruelty
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AUDI: 6 i, K3 d& a) ]9 l2 T9 I: f; N( m
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented 4 j; e% k! N) H. Z
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence 8 y2 {0 ], i2 E$ }. Y% J
Automobile Under Demonic Influence
_+ a5 Q; J' y: E1 F+ ` w7 oAnother Ugly Deutsche Invention
8 o2 H- y5 B g5 i" zAlways Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
% L9 f ]% b6 L# A4 xAutomobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.
- h* _- M. T* Y# y8 vAll Unnecessary Devices Installed ) l9 Q9 D( J+ U3 O% j5 s
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! H& [% F% U: ^. eBMW:
! x( j$ U# | _3 N! q2 BBig Money Works
1 X" R1 F3 c4 w" E* _Bought My Wife
6 X2 ~2 R; Z2 m4 R0 d8 p# b/ J/ k: GBrutal Money Waster
* m& V7 n, P$ c- YBreak My Window
( ~: b" I/ _* R4 ^Break My Windshield . n' X8 o! v2 l# ~5 S6 I
Babbling Mechanical Wench : r' E8 z; `" {( z" C2 G1 c, I
Beastly Monstrous Wonder 6 R+ @0 X& v8 {6 q' Z! P. ^
Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
- J0 [, d# N0 ~3 g. nBeautiful Mechanical Wonder 9 m% ?# ~ @& t( o5 A/ X8 L
Barely Moving Wreck
# Z1 ?1 L5 i# U- P( bBig Money Waste
; l. J M1 g' Q4 mBig Money. Why? / F/ f) Q+ `1 i: C
Big Money Works
, T' R, Q* \# R! yBorn Moderately Wealthy & w0 S. R# c0 w/ X( C+ z/ h. I: G: [
Breaks Most Wrenches
* @; j8 C9 C( S' YBring Many Wrenches
9 \! y5 A u# rBrings Me Women 6 F6 D: x! ] _' S) c
Brings More Women
9 Y) E7 @& R# k6 M5 oBroken Money Waster 9 i% G/ e+ |2 f' z- |8 I5 p
Broke My Wallet . h% r+ X8 H( |/ ?
Broken Monstrous Wonder - E& e% C l3 L/ C% F$ G
Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
+ _, O4 ^- c# E& H8 a! gBlasphemous Motorized Wreck
7 B% Y/ T& m# q2 U& R; @/ gBavarian Manure Wagon & z+ @: Z2 H& I% Y" O9 `
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BUICK: 0 H' C6 V7 v4 K
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
2 V+ y" l$ T' `" ?* ]* oBig Ugly Imitation Chrome King 0 ?; K5 I0 e5 D1 {8 ~
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" n* q" [0 h+ \. a: N) eCamaro:
( S, }2 o* G' V/ |6 a$ @; c" Q$ lCan A Mechanic Actually Repair One??
' I# K% Q7 k/ J* B; c- lCan't America Make A Real One?
! d3 C6 E9 E" _Chevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often
" F; ]0 l) F' S- iCould Always Manufacture And Recall Often
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CHEVROLET:
4 p/ i+ x6 X' XCan Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips 7 s7 k. B& w+ i' P
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
/ S, Q& ^' o4 \# k4 f' |/ BCracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time $ z% z( w7 ?4 D/ s o
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques ! ~6 W: ?" _) }6 h# t( \, i( _) V
Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology
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DODGE: Q) v8 ]' S7 o( F" g
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere # S) w& I; A' q$ S8 u/ k
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater ( \* _* k" A8 j* s
Dead Old Dog Going East 1 \3 K' M/ V$ K
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
1 P% P; W' g! z( E' `1 DDead On Delivery, Go Easy # r" N4 ^" k: @. k2 v6 K! }
Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired * ~7 \7 v+ `- V$ M' D% M! X
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter 3 ?* _6 J0 z* _( p0 i
Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment 4 _7 n/ X9 ]9 i2 J4 a- U. @+ n3 k) i
Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive
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7 {) F4 k3 y" N D. y KEDSEL:
0 o; B: _, C* FEvery Day Something Else Leaks
4 S- l4 m$ B3 J) ^% \4 X4 ^Every Day Some Engineer Laughs 5 j; _2 G8 O6 T! B8 y
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FIAT:
( M% g+ n! Z6 nFailure in Italian Automotive Technology
# } [ @) f) k+ PFix It Again, Tony " t P# W2 K1 |+ C- p7 u2 T
Fix It All the Time * }3 k$ P3 P8 d' Q# ^: u, E( |
Found In A Toilet 6 }2 Y6 J( B/ V$ J) ^& m
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation ) E" Q6 {2 y: ^9 O4 }2 H0 U
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4 x+ r5 I7 ]+ Z8 b3 }4 PFrigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge 6 w+ Z5 g1 e& A& S! R
Fix Or Repair Daily
7 R1 O4 a- X [& VFound On Road Dead 3 ~# u) _) I3 C: h
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
v" y& I+ W. \* s( _: P8 PFirst On Race Day
: g) X% t0 A7 y+ L4 ?2 q9 Y$ g( G9 cFirst On Recall Day
# _/ b7 f2 R& x3 X# `6 H+ C8 [$ LFabricated Of Refried Dung
! B0 r, v' k4 ZFails On Rainy Days ( x: F+ u- \' Q1 X# y( z6 Z2 |
Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream 4 X$ h5 m) f q0 c
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
* U9 l; ?: a, c8 \1 EFault Of R&D & ~; E x- U+ \
Finally Obsolete Racing Device
8 b9 M. m1 j; ^2 BFireball On Rear Denting 7 b" F, ]& p' t# F5 W
First On Road to Dump & N! D3 G9 z+ |2 ~+ N9 }% p
First On Rust and Deterioration
5 P& G$ m5 `/ @7 O- Y: BFix Or Recycle Dilemma - u. K q4 ~: D0 {
Flipping Over Results in Death * J2 M2 x# a7 C) x1 H1 u
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster
; I7 T, y" u: [1 g1 l+ yFollow Our Rusty Dogsled
- ~$ R7 Y9 X/ g* A3 YFoot On Road Decelerates
; f' r3 m z/ p+ s( H; PForced On Reluctant Drivers . Z3 A3 o0 D2 s+ g1 Q5 P
Formed Of Rejected DNA
t$ {7 p7 J* A$ u3 ]Forwarded Once; Return Denied 1 h, v8 M2 n f" p& X% i! g% K
Forward Only; Reverse Defective
: _" ]- n9 h) H" a: W3 P* F. S0 jForlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
1 Z2 @3 o+ }# PFork Over Repair Dough
6 A5 X( @4 w5 u1 ^3 qFouled Out Re-done Dodge
* C4 ]- f3 ]( ]* zFrequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
9 W% J+ j$ h8 u# y3 L& tFree Or Reduced Drastically % I! m$ v/ C$ b' l% t
Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
/ Z' h) D; z* i9 z/ pFumes and Odors Readily Detectable M; W0 Q. Z( d. B: a
Funny Old Rattling Dump
' O+ H4 x4 x% w+ r( }/ M. v: bForget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett) 7 V8 c! g: o& f' d7 @. \0 X
Features O.J. and Ron`s DNA
& O! f- V7 K2 t R) c4 q" M4 KFound Out-Right Dangerous 6 S) H. q* e, i5 H
Future Of Racings Delight ; V3 j& [' T; z! ], @6 i: F
(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot " o; v, R5 ^3 y: z
(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords 7 d4 x9 l% X' n. ^ i6 G
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Lacks Total Dependability R/ F4 c& D0 K8 p5 `6 g8 E+ [
Lots To Do . ~4 \; W; R% a% V! `% Y/ M
Looses Transmissions Daily
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5 o5 d% P/ I0 V, R% J9 X5 K% L2 ?GEO: Good Engineering Overlooked
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General Maintenance
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Garbage Motors
( `$ f2 `, A# C& Q& f) m" ]) H8 HGenerally Miserable
5 L6 R' h( \' r s% LGrossly Misconceived & k x7 h W: l
Gluteus Maximus ; ^7 [ E7 x& V
Good Money 2 x# Z* Q$ q# B5 J6 p
Goofy's Manufacturing
5 e- ?) Y2 U1 j* H9 E* yGone Mental . a& x" ?8 h0 f1 y3 m
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* k. g c5 g4 P4 x8 N( A# o% mGMC: 9 R! `# q" S# z7 H4 B
Grief & Misery Combined
) ]9 O. P8 f! O& Y" k" xGarage Man's Companion
2 a9 Q2 D4 w: y, \% R- }Gotta Mechanic Coming? 2 C( n) Z, v# ]6 X; }
Generally Mediocre Cars ; M) o$ A @/ s. \& @2 }
Get More Chicks $ p% \; N1 y* q! K5 e
Gets Mechanics Crazy K+ E0 K$ Z3 j% H( D) t% V! y
Gods Mechanical Curse
9 N# t5 H: X& }5 ^Got More Crap
1 a z3 c4 W- @% ?5 e! ]; jGreat Mountain Climber
% H: d2 r! i4 gGreat Motor Car
* V6 W% F( g- x3 t' G/ C% o5 _God Made Chevy 3 Z* c7 z3 B1 C5 U$ g2 I2 }
Good Moron Car - e$ d- Q3 G- _) h* w2 G- b
Got Mine Cheap 0 L+ h0 V' ? K4 Q& I" V$ t+ b; l
Get My Checkbook
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GTO:
7 Y7 G. a+ I) W" G4 b$ qGas, Tires, Oil
) `9 ?+ `# o6 l, q& j% F) HGet Tools Out
4 m' c8 j; p- | vGet To Onramp
5 B. A u7 z0 L+ a6 BGood To Own % e. B9 S8 X7 G# F ~, o$ e
Get The Others
+ P# r0 x$ y' U* QGenerally Trashed Out , c* B. }' K1 r3 i& a. {
Good Time Out & ?5 F0 h { _8 w# i# Y$ }5 I
Gone To Overdrive
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# A8 _ _6 J7 i6 w5 q3 dHONDA: 2 r3 i# v6 p" l9 {8 u( O0 q
Honest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything ( `( Z) `6 T) d# _( s, A
Had One Never Did Again # g3 R1 i s6 e0 i( L! R, r: R, ~
Hang On, Not Done Accelerating ) |7 L0 v2 F; a
Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles
5 ]1 ]$ j+ n) Q+ VHallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles
- n0 o3 ^( h# H& pHistory Of No Dramatic Acceleration
2 k, H3 B$ R# ?$ E7 }. @How Odd, No Darn Acceleration? ' i# Y$ j8 g( `0 \1 C& K
PRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes 9 s% O+ j, c) h3 G, t
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+ M6 _4 Y6 Y. J; lHYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...
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JEEP:
; D# e6 t$ E/ Y9 }! sJust Eats Every Part 5 o& p- ~6 N' Y$ v9 P" N
Just Empty Every Pocket 8 K5 M; l' d& l: X2 m' M
Junk Engineering Executed Poorly
" V& S; u. ?! kJumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes
' W( v U7 g1 hJinxed Engine has Extra Parts
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Kick It Around 1 S) D0 j3 @& j( J7 u+ ~* \# @
Kick It Again
, {- d4 L; @4 j( P' h5 \Killed In Action " W9 F# W* C" N" }
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' H! t X |; XLOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious ' r# p2 |1 ~( @$ ^3 @4 I0 T8 X8 }
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MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along 1 d! h/ T. ]6 ~: o! \# K
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9 r$ L. w1 t, g4 VMoney Guzzler % I1 n7 {1 h. s$ p
Mostly Garaged
0 K: D- N9 k; D4 U2 M N0 u7 DMajor Goof 9 s, q) Y& U+ S! Q: r8 X' R8 n5 o
MGB: Might Go Backwards
8 v/ J, i: K0 T I# z! i4 ~MGB: Might Go, But . . . - e& b1 P5 N4 n
MGB: Motor Going Bad
" I/ I& m, _5 u7 t0 I$ o0 WMGF: Might Go Forward
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5 R" Y, l' o% c: y4 r" D9 G$ xMIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate
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7 o! V- {# f! W) n5 OMOPAR ! m+ B# Z# j+ ]3 U' @/ W
Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly ( J+ |2 R# ~1 i2 U( w: }
Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously 7 G. _* X% E3 G8 `1 g! s' B$ y$ H
Most Often Passed At Races 9 b! K3 l8 A) K+ ]0 |* A
Mostly Old Parts And Rust 9 W9 _$ b5 i" l- i8 l
Move Over People Are Racing ) `1 O \( d; _3 m/ Q" |$ @
Move Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly * N! k. u3 @. \+ S4 b% O2 o
My Old Pig Ain't Running : X7 P" c; ]' M# q
My Only Problems Are Repairs
' G7 a; }5 l6 q6 Q- P( \Mechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement
7 n- W$ Z' T% w! A. EMore Often Parts Are Replaced
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( o* ?. i# n# q$ A' \MUSTANG:
7 r/ I. m. S7 w3 b* S, A; T* l2 OMotor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good 3 Q9 i. A2 H0 b+ D; w+ c* T
Massivly Under Sized Tires And No Go * k2 V7 i$ _, I; N3 Z
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go
( A) P( X9 z) B* aMaybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO / _' a" W2 e1 T' g
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; A0 O+ h: L0 i7 P+ j% uOLDSMOBILE:
: w- M# r" i- vOld Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
& }4 L! a& `9 N! y) Y4 k& O FOverpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment # G% A7 G# Z# Z1 }8 D. |4 X& g
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PINTO:
7 |3 _4 x2 q$ _" o4 pPut In Nickel To Operate
9 [, z* Q8 c# k" |& u' G; VPaid Inspector Nicely To Overlook " Q+ V4 U; e) ]; _- c) y H
Put In New Transmission Often % C+ ]+ A) G: J
Pushed In Neutral Too Often
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PONTIAC:
+ ~: i8 t) i" Q3 ?: D: l. IPlan On Numerous Trips In Another Car 1 e3 |- q9 _) U( L) M! W
Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac 5 w' l: [" K- f0 @6 K( J
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PORSCHE:
/ U P1 [/ O: F/ r, {- V. i. m7 UProof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
' d- |$ U: T- ]' v) f4 T9 \/ }Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough
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SAAB: " q& ~8 h% Z. O# ~( q7 j/ B; x
Send Another Automobile Back 0 P' s: q; F* B$ j' C2 t
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
( J2 W+ t9 {% F/ v3 NSad Attempt At Beauty
! z+ z9 d7 V R6 L1 k% ]- z4 ?" X5 O4 USorry Auto, Always Broken
/ a- E2 g% O* \! F% {3 ?0 l: }6 ^% wShape Appears Ass-Backwards * F- a8 V% }" Q0 E: o8 ~' M) d: x d1 K
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" J, X; ?: B7 A4 d$ e- \0 E& wSUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually ; a5 q$ W8 a u) i( q J( _/ @7 d
, i3 @! F7 D" X1 T, r$ XTOYOTA: % H% Q: ]& j( n3 H" p5 V0 ]
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto 1 t/ c( i, c7 O1 `7 \1 I8 f* S6 n# B
Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass
9 @" J/ X- x1 a! p. [6 }) cThe One You Ought To Avoid
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This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
5 Q0 m5 ^5 x- pTried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt! 6 W+ D! O6 t1 D9 D( G# h, |
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/ \& C' ?$ ]4 s* U2 D4 kTR: Tools Required
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VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
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VW:
1 z) E9 Y2 g& g& D6 l6 u" QVintage Wreck : q4 v$ m$ e4 }1 D
Virtually Worthless |
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