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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with" _& U4 d0 j' n0 ?' ^
her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the
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The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to& C* ^6 ~5 ^: S( z( }+ B0 ?
Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'/ n. M @& i; D# S
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they% V0 m/ |6 ^" O! b
ain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you* \0 ~/ _9 C# r
think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
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7 u4 [) q. z) H* v/ g 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just D" c5 e) |* H$ _/ b, @+ e
couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
