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Walmart greeter

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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with, U$ m& K4 C  ]$ w+ s
her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the
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The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to
$ {; G+ \9 i6 s$ P7 EWal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
. {" [* F% ]4 P! b The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they
6 s- N4 l/ u$ L4 T1 v! s" }( K2 Uain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you# _/ U) H+ A: T: s
think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'/ ^6 t6 w  d" @

4 Y9 G" x% A& B. q 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just
" n  N  O) s7 n+ wcouldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for* P; Z$ V3 m* E1 ?" @
shopping at Wal-Mart.'
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:51 | 显示全部楼层
for the greeter!
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发表于 2008-5-10 09:22 | 显示全部楼层
哈哈~
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发表于 2008-5-11 23:10 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
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发表于 2008-5-12 13:39 | 显示全部楼层
Really good joke.
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发表于 2008-5-12 14:16 | 显示全部楼层
Clever greeter
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