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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with X, [- k7 p# U A" A, h" o7 Q
her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the6 i+ |4 E6 p3 H2 Q( j- b S8 C
entrance.
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! [ T# ~% D# S" j* p- R The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to
+ W) o* v4 W8 U# r2 lWal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'( \, t$ a+ L! ~) I* M
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they
, o1 Q8 l" ^! B/ D) }1 `ain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you' `! }+ J+ K) i2 I) k: a2 t1 T' T( p& D
think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'1 r2 y' P8 u5 V9 l% J% Q" T$ l9 U0 u
1 @) j+ K* O* ?. n7 ~" ] 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just
7 l# M5 s {: V& fcouldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for, d2 p+ d' |$ {% d
shopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
