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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with
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The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to$ l$ Z* w& b! s
Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
& p+ s1 y. l& [6 J/ A The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they
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; V) `1 C3 }% a5 pthink they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'5 X" ] G# G2 @% q0 I
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'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just
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shopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
