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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with
+ k( [4 c# C z+ r: T0 r5 _her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the
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; \+ c" f5 H1 s9 f" D1 ~9 Y The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to
& U+ ^ Z: o$ I+ I/ vWal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
6 f3 _# e" P( B' V The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they6 I/ a4 O& U! n3 @. R* n3 Z* |- G
ain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you
5 D% k4 e- J. w7 L" W7 r0 s: Kthink they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'$ M# T7 @9 N. w7 D* A$ u
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'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just
. e. W. y8 P3 ucouldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for3 d8 }* O3 I/ w- h% l0 `
shopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
