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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with) ?1 e t* p, @. J( u
her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the
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The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to
5 ^$ |8 B+ ^4 U U- J5 CWal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
1 ^- `( o# h* d7 u The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they* ~! L6 g& S% u2 _/ l7 {) |
ain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you. _/ S# c. G. D/ V4 Q" X
think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
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8 e0 `5 [ u' `" q4 j 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just! ]/ g; N9 i% L) g8 J8 f. Y: e" R
couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for6 c- G2 o( v& k+ f( i O) G
shopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
