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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with0 B+ o. H0 }$ r& Y/ g& v7 p( z
her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the
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- o7 x% [1 u& L) I9 r The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to6 |4 k: a1 P9 I4 u
Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?': g: N( x" ^" v v" m6 O3 S
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they3 n7 k6 I; o v8 @. U
ain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you
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'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just: C* h" r* O" [4 C1 j( [
couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
