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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with, U$ m& K4 C ]$ w+ s
her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the
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The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to
$ {; G+ \9 i6 s$ P7 EWal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
. {" [* F% ]4 P! b The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they
6 s- N4 l/ u$ L4 T1 v! s" }( K2 Uain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you# _/ U) H+ A: T: s
think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'/ ^6 t6 w d" @
4 Y9 G" x% A& B. q 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just
" n N O) s7 n+ wcouldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for* P; Z$ V3 m* E1 ?" @
shopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
