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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with
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The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to
, [4 h' }+ X; I: aWal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'1 _9 n! a) \# q ^- C; G5 }
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they/ Z4 P" I: A! A5 Z+ Z
ain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you
3 }( ]% t9 R1 N: `, ?3 `think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
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'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just# S. I' a4 A& U$ ^+ ]6 J4 @" j
couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for& n2 E2 T @$ v* L% J
shopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
