Walmart greeter

秋染红叶

A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with
her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the
+ I4 V1 C- X& H' k& g& zentrance.
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+ U& \! n6 A. `, m$ I) y The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to
4 d* e. R  z4 G; x' [Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
& h7 D$ x1 y8 h! }8 h The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they
& K1 v9 S; C- G) t  tain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you
7 w/ c) ?% i3 v- A0 Gthink they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
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* c7 o: A# L" D$ \$ n& t8 Y# D 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just
couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for
' \  t; Y9 L8 s) J2 a) g7 H6 o- Z0 vshopping at Wal-Mart.'

巴山

for the greeter!

織紗千影

哈哈~

CANDYMAN

Dumber

Really good joke.

sweetspot

Clever greeter