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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with& Q; H9 E9 }* h0 t; f5 _
her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the: Y" J3 X, F* X' m0 L8 z
entrance.6 m& p* {: S( S2 n
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The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to4 m" ^5 @! y5 @& J
Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
8 O3 b7 P4 ]3 D The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they
# u) E- w) i' E T& i" U; Fain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you
- C/ F2 c: c7 q$ [; Rthink they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
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'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just9 u/ Y$ P9 l: U) S' H
couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for5 |, s; n' s( u0 E4 t$ c: `
shopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
