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Mrs. has
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Female has
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Adam in it;
2 ]+ F/ W1 @% e/ Y) Z bNo wonder men always want to be inside women!
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Men were born between the legs of a woman, yet men spend all their life and time trying to go back between the+ K, L3 }* B; X% g% K$ b
legs of a woman.... 2 W3 M1 S$ c0 Q% `( J
Why?
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: S I8 B8 ~6 ~" Q9 NBECAUSE THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE HOME* l- j( h0 v/ ^( _3 o" ~
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6 M3 R4 Q6 b+ y+ S! ?* yOkay, Okay, it all makes sense now...1 j, ~1 z6 ~, L. z* k. ?; A6 P" k
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I never looked at it this way before:
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Ever notice how all of women's problems start with
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MEN tal breakdown
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MEN opause2 U; g! `) ^7 x" V7 a5 Z
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AND ..
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When we have REAL trouble, it's a
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0 w7 X/ m8 ^, p8 d, Z7 L4 d5 OSend this to all the women you know to brighten their day.5 i* a) A6 a% ]! Q+ r
H& I# n2 T5 I: V$ }- ?/ q& ISend this to all the men just to annoy them 1 p# G- E W# K) F! N
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Have a good day, guys!!! :-)hehehe.....3 M6 C7 [- k+ j& @
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