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Believe it or not.0 Z, ~$ s) C# M+ s! E
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Woman has
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Mrs. has
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No wonder men always want to be inside women! - r5 g3 B* H4 ?
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+ y$ U& {& ^) uMen were born between the legs of a woman, yet men spend all their life and time trying to go back between the$ A" T+ D" L, A6 P, K! S2 [: q
legs of a woman.... * d5 S9 ~5 b# R4 q" v" ?0 j7 \6 t
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BECAUSE THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE HOME% H _9 Z+ B- |. w% W
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Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now...3 k, t3 b# D, n' P7 `' W* j
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I never looked at it this way before:' }1 ~ r2 A& y
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$ y( L7 \7 K5 O9 ]$ vEver notice how all of women's problems start with
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0 b3 X. a9 r7 k4 H) K/ QMEN tal illness
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MEN strual cramps
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! V5 n: t3 ]7 QWhen we have REAL trouble, it's a/ E( c) F9 @: m, [& q; w0 E
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Send this to all the women you know to brighten their day.. b' l9 V d- G; H& M* X
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Send this to all the men just to annoy them |2 f( i( k( G
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( Z2 a: s e: OHave a good day, guys!!! :-)hehehe.....
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