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发表于 2008-5-9 17:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Believe it or not.0 Z, ~$ s) C# M+ s! E
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Woman has
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Man
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Mrs. has
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Mr. in it;
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Male
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She has
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Madam has( M( M. c3 n/ a1 @5 F) A1 O2 ~+ F
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No wonder men always want to be inside women!
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+ y$ U& {& ^) uMen were born between the legs of a woman, yet men spend all their life and time trying to go back between the$ A" T+ D" L, A6 P, K! S2 [: q
legs of a woman.... * d5 S9 ~5 b# R4 q" v" ?0 j7 \6 t
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BECAUSE THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE HOME
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Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now...3 k, t3 b# D, n' P7 `' W* j
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I never looked at it this way before:
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$ y( L7 \7 K5 O9 ]$ vEver notice how all of women's problems start with
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0 b3 X. a9 r7 k4 H) K/ QMEN tal illness
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MEN strual cramps
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! V5 n: t3 ]7 QWhen we have REAL trouble, it's a
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Send this to all the women you know to brighten their day.. b' l9 V  d- G; H& M* X
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Send this to all the men just to annoy them
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( Z2 a: s  e: OHave a good day, guys!!! :-)hehehe.....
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发表于 2008-5-13 17:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
interesting~~~~
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发表于 2008-5-13 20:59 | 显示全部楼层
funny
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发表于 2008-5-14 19:04 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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发表于 2008-5-18 16:19 | 显示全部楼层
what's a hell
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