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If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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- ^# b' F' }! NIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.1 j+ X1 r7 }& g9 @
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.1 d, X7 K: x" G
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
& k) V. S# J' S9 XIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.1 s n N8 L- ]. u- J/ j
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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' h; I4 N# U t1 k, K( S \8 AIf you cry, you're a wimp.2 R* ^9 g4 M* x
If you don't, you're insensitive./ p9 z2 ]& s$ a% C9 `2 V. u
5 \5 D+ ?9 {: o U+ _If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
( i( @ P4 d5 ]9 [If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.6 R3 d+ n/ y6 U/ a. G# l* N" b R
5 e8 v; Q r0 n: L* \! |0 MIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.+ e$ m y# |4 e( O" h
If she asks you, it's a favor.+ p2 Q, t3 T# P) U. X
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.( j& h* H$ u u5 o; R# P
If you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
3 q8 \4 K; M( B/ k7 IIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.# h* d6 R, G. u+ h
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
! I% U* f( b- I3 z9 [If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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