Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

! `, w# o0 L; e2 aIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
$ w) o6 U* ?% AIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
+ e8 {' H/ ]( x7 PIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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9 R& _2 J5 S$ P+ x8 F0 aIf you cry, you're a wimp.
+ K. z# h& _0 a# @8 P' d) s, eIf you don't, you're insensitive.

' Z5 a0 }7 A: ?. m+ MIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
5 G7 @) `  v0 A" `: Z6 J6 pIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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% c) |4 t( G  v& S6 }* e8 sIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
1 a  P- C$ {( v0 `: e( e/ nIf she asks you, it's a favor.

8 W* o, |! R' P+ }9 X: k$ xIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.

3 S2 F6 u: b  \If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
: s6 A- B) }) {5 m4 |8 u& d' GIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
; `9 @: ]$ m2 H8 c( A! \/ U6 D& H3 R+ }If you're not, you're not ambitious.

$ j7 G/ W8 B$ \& g7 ^If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~