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# ]+ q3 x5 Z2 N" e( lIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.1 e% x4 b) t; W+ X6 u# U- Y1 o$ v0 c
( n6 i& e2 y7 f8 aIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
/ x# X; N* m5 w# N |If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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0 o; I8 X% N" A9 Y8 VIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
: u2 l+ e4 l& Z) L0 _3 PIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
7 c( g$ c B) f! r+ k' AIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
7 q9 o% `7 k& [+ B8 B5 qIf you don't, you're insensitive.- _1 V8 e9 n0 X5 }
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.. N+ {+ w) s( L7 v' [' ?6 |- Q
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman., z& C8 F [8 G6 n+ F/ D) L1 Z
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
+ k, B& j$ G0 pIf she asks you, it's a favor.- w, Q% W8 H' S3 P
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
/ A) y: }1 _1 w+ eIf you don't, you're a slob.& M+ P& J) Y7 e/ h8 d9 [
& l1 K1 w9 Y* o# c- `+ }6 PIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.. ] a8 `4 J M H
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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% g" e2 ~+ S- o( P1 k. uIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist., q9 X; N0 u8 F% ^/ f8 r
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.& Z& w D- X( a, V. G" l/ ^2 A9 j
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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