Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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! U1 \0 y+ j  T0 w" l- TIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
/ Y7 G: c" h% L" A3 Q' K8 \- p. mIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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& l% [, B1 h3 rIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
. x, ^* s4 S$ a1 h7 a/ e. D: tIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.
" l6 a! E6 T) R! f) [If you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
) q( Q4 |4 |- Y  X& A( |: QIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

) }( q' @! G/ Q4 q, l$ }If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
. U$ ^+ Q; m: A9 a9 NIf she asks you, it's a favor.
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6 U5 t+ V% \/ V& qIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
& E0 ?6 Q, Y9 v0 H" L% {0 t$ nIf you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
! N' D; a6 ~- z4 v& _/ ^6 }If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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; p/ O8 [6 B$ P- ]9 T/ x; E8 PIf she has a headache, she's tired.
6 z  g% ?& W) |2 _" c( k1 AIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~