Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
8 s0 Q% R( H& B4 I. EIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

+ M1 }) b& h6 d& Z/ O- B! ]7 JIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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5 C: F( c7 j8 h8 dIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
- E- M# M$ y" [* G$ U2 p8 jIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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7 U- Y8 v2 Z# H( H1 Z' MIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
" T4 U% {9 F1 K4 N/ P/ O9 W, ]; X( qIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
8 P2 z+ m+ `' E+ ]If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

* W! I+ _  V$ {  [7 cIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
$ A; |& r! q) \) o3 P/ I0 v$ xIf she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
* C9 Q2 C! I/ \If you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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) e! W0 K( X7 n2 u& ~6 ?If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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& ~3 H" ~2 s2 H2 bIf she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~