Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
: w; Q- P  y3 E! MIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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: P, u: u: n2 H5 N+ T) ~% vIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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8 @( p% Y! o: \  |( h2 S# b7 XIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
* S" g7 I4 w8 V- T8 O2 p( }If she asks you, it's a favor.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
9 L5 N7 {, m3 z& N9 |: ?1 p8 kIf you don't, you're a slob.
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4 X9 _8 T5 D# }If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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' y, d8 {, N# H/ K4 Y1 L3 \If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~