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7 n' j: O) i7 c+ j# ^6 iIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.: C. ~$ U, K2 R5 J& S$ k* I
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
% u5 x8 z6 c+ v; p, I# VIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
1 u6 I/ Z" r+ |3 I5 I) _If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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) q: R C! K# k- c! f# H: }) B4 iIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
" M' y: h' Y& _If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.% i f6 G$ @7 l( u r& x
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If you cry, you're a wimp.- |! E8 w; L7 M$ ^, [( l5 b0 v
If you don't, you're insensitive.3 A2 O8 v' n8 D4 l! f
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
7 E9 y% U. [6 ?/ KIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.- v( A8 z$ b) @' \, L3 ]* C
( { ? Q: l1 {& w9 d8 }7 QIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.1 Z, `9 f1 C( s7 u% P3 r
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
' e6 y/ E, R8 P8 d4 W. X2 YIf you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
% T& N. m; \# |& t. hIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
/ B) q2 L/ @8 [4 A( u+ D& FIf you're not, you're not ambitious.# z9 O% N Y) |, e& _8 m
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If she has a headache, she's tired.5 Z/ H3 u6 A; S- _7 f" r
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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