Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

& c4 o7 i% s+ UIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
# \1 f9 k, u! r0 e# ~) [4 F/ iIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
- p$ s6 R. q3 z$ w- e- KIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

) m9 W, r3 Y# d4 Y. ]If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
& Y5 h" D* z  oIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

( K+ z( \2 N: }; z9 Y$ FIf you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
' p8 d$ `" @- B( G5 D( j/ {# ZIf she asks you, it's a favor.
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. b% u7 t$ R, M9 XIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
0 S/ }8 C  `- c- {% c7 ^If you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
$ }' a2 n# g$ p  V' c* rIf you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~