Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
) Z0 \' t1 x6 v2 h* ^/ AIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

- \! u7 L$ p8 AIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

* S- `- G5 d# }# C; WIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
5 Y4 k1 c) @7 u% K0 p5 VIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
& p& M6 L: z8 c' `If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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, G2 V7 p  |2 }, _If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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) o" ~" i. E" ^0 E5 ?, n6 i: Y4 ZIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
5 Y+ T. J% s- q6 SIf she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.

3 H* e6 A- t& X: o- U' ?If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
+ d( m+ b% z" j/ [If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

: q' q$ d4 H& n$ e! hIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
- r: s: M) _; d+ z% D: i7 _If you're not, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired.
! |" ?/ W* o: C( e2 k8 h, C" xIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~