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 An *** daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her Father cussed her. ' L4 l2 d4 G. d( R/ G6 p
; g) R2 {! K3 @+ c'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?'
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The girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...' 1 E! E6 L2 P, h6 [2 Y: m
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'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'- K( O1 D; t% u9 B9 q9 x/ c- g0 n
( { P7 \& v2 F6 v9 h) Z( a'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club........................
. h2 }& w' J5 x4 S" R(takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ...' # q! t' N! [9 f. g% L. A3 J4 K
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'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad. : f3 s! A! ]( |& ]. j+ H
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Girl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.'
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0 h/ [) y" f+ ^'Oh! my lord! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.' |
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