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An *** daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her Father cussed her. 1 Q; K) V: N4 b/ J" c
8 H( N3 R) O9 r1 b: M/ y, v8 G'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?'
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The girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...' 4 c( e* p% F0 o* k8 T1 @6 |" E9 Z
) G( d5 B# S! Z. j% b'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'9 W) M9 W; v8 c7 {/ t' l
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'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club........................% }# Y: `/ A* J) F8 M- n4 D9 p
(takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ...' ; O, H( v/ j7 {2 S& O* k
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'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad.
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0 ~& A3 U e' Q" L: [Girl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.' / x: z5 X6 G7 c/ d
* P* F! i2 u. S/ y6 q'Oh! my lord! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.' |
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