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 An *** daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her Father cussed her. : k" c& m1 ^* t$ k9 h
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'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?'
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The girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...' 8 `' }+ z$ V* U F- O
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'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'! f9 M/ V& m3 e1 u& z- s" b% [
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'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club........................4 N3 w/ }2 d' l; K$ v3 g0 Z0 U/ S6 H
(takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ...' : `8 _: G5 M: i6 ~9 s) a
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'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad.
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# H. U3 ^' z! ?* ZGirl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.'
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'Oh! my lord! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.' |
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