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'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?'
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The girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...' 5 C' {2 p* B2 A, G. a9 L; y0 @4 z
1 G7 R7 u: k/ x9 ]: y'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'
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'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club........................
& g$ i9 {( I! S0 D c1 t$ y# W(takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ...' ( ]& {" m; m- V" n/ G* N8 Q3 M
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'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad.
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) }9 {& b+ E$ v. j$ N0 e2 t/ WGirl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.' , H. G4 f z. c# V; `
% p* b7 N' ^: l1 B1 }'Oh! my lord! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.' |
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发表于 2008-4-26 09:16
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