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'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?' 0 Q: n* @' y4 E. ~7 W8 P3 h- C
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The girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...' 9 p" X9 j0 t7 t& j& ?0 d
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'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'5 y) A8 ~6 z3 H( X4 c/ E5 y
6 V5 T+ \6 a- S' `'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club........................0 j! a2 u9 I0 A( }
(takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ...'
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% p" \5 G% F+ |/ C'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad. , G2 G1 ^5 I1 K: s* @2 D: m6 Z' \
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Girl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.' ' {, u) M- d# g8 G8 S
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'Oh! my lord! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.' |
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