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5 r* s; a, {7 e8 L; c( J0 Y'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?'
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The girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...'
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( W9 t5 O. K, M' s9 P. ^'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'# }( |- ]# N' P6 S
3 E/ ^" w9 ?; K L; ] x'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club......................../ w; H+ f4 p/ P1 |/ C
(takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ...' 7 p3 v9 b; k8 p Z
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'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad.
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5 G. i# z3 h- Z" B+ p. e1 \3 A- o6 TGirl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.'
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# [* U& `+ T a& Q- K d'Oh! my lord! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.' |
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