*** Prostitute

秋染红叶

An *** daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her Father cussed her.
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'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?'

- D( `2 C- Q1 L6 F$ x+ w2 kThe girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...'

; B, v( r1 r; b'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'

+ j: G- T# S: @$ J% R2 {'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club........................
) i  D0 P8 [' M  M4 A! s+ d7 [4 j+ J(takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ...'
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$ M4 k. L: ^' c! y+ f'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad.

Girl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.'

'Oh! my lord! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.'

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billzhao

so interesting
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mikkiyu

好笑,,,,,,,,,,,,太有才了!!!

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