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( ?4 ~ u- S, {'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?' * _0 F9 v9 [. ^( r1 w" O3 D
R! z( H# \* I- X, q3 W' Z) q. ^The girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...'
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0 j& u7 W/ N- J: N2 k'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'
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) A o7 x" u/ t% f6 u8 `# y# w& R'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club........................6 y9 c) \% d8 ] c$ A* a
(takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ...' & w$ r6 `1 u# H7 V( Y& x
/ Q+ a/ Y1 i; W( d0 f* h- B'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad. ( o, H ^1 J- o: H, s& l
* u4 a7 n" B, m8 H8 R1 qGirl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.'
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'Oh! my lord! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.' |
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发表于 2008-4-26 09:16
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