Three Women

秋染红叶

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN
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4 E1 F+ ~# {# {/ p6 m0 @ WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.


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THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.
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THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .


"THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.
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I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."
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7 C4 \- _) S0 l' {+ c A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.
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1 S1 s# C7 T( q# ]% {7 E9 X7 b3 r0 r THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.


; F% x( g: {: Q) L WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,


"THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."


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THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.

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SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.

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" `3 O# O/ f+ ? SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR
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; B) r6 ?: s! n9 x% m5 ^- [# f3 l' p THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
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9 |6 @3 [1 L2 `  N/ Z THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU


. v$ a! B/ n% ~- ^2 P LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A
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織紗千影

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I read a similar one before~