Three Women

秋染红叶

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN
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9 ~$ V9 M2 Z2 s7 Q; _. u WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.

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SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.
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THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.
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1 J& R1 K- J/ x2 p6 d8 b& ? THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .

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"THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.
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I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."
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6 n0 v' y$ _% y6 J9 t4 m A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.
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4 C: c3 ^& S, h% q# w. U/ y THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.

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6 R/ _# `8 ], X) @" k& U: D WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,


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: G6 B) D- O% b! J0 Y THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.
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7 [* ~9 G6 o( b9 `0 u0 |% w NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS

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SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.

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# B/ u9 T) L; `% {3 i SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR
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# J* N. R7 ?- G" ?! q: w; C0 ]( B THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
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! b$ R# J  X7 h+ g/ M THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU
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LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A
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