Three Women

秋染红叶

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN


WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.

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THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .
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2 l2 r1 g3 ?% j! R% m "THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.

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I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."
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A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.
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"THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."
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THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.

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NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS
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IMPRESSIVE..
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SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR

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# Z4 A8 U2 Z- b+ l THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU
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織紗千影

HAHAHA~
I read a similar one before~