Three Women

秋染红叶

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN


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SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.
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THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.

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THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .
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"THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.
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I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."

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A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.
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; r8 k4 z; Y% `$ M) `9 l3 c$ } THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.
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WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,

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0 E% r2 G) Z3 O "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."

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THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.

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NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS


IMPRESSIVE..
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  b1 U, _3 Z/ t* a! f: Y SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.


SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR

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1 k+ B( D$ f% d THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.

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! L( N" F' F5 Y* T" e! M, m3 | THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU
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FAX!!"

織紗千影

HAHAHA~
I read a similar one before~