Three Women

秋染红叶

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN
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WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.

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SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.


THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.
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% y; B6 d% ]0 M# |, u THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .

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7 j5 {9 d2 ]1 Y+ c "THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.
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$ a' v0 X0 Z' }4 { I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."
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# e5 m$ a, C+ \; f. N; _ A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.

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WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,

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"THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."
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THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.
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IMPRESSIVE..


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SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR
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THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU

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1 m2 I# o& [0 n LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A
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' ^5 q' v9 W8 U8 r1 {I read a similar one before~