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 THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN; s: K5 `4 t) ~1 g" N, ?1 q0 C `
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WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.6 x* n* N4 j% N' |
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SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.
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! x6 [# Y* l; t6 p; {$ W THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.4 f5 o5 r; Z& W9 _
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THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .
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, M' y( o- O! @! u "THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.
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! M ^& V' c0 {! Z8 \# X I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."6 ?4 ]2 _9 D8 C- F' i/ _
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A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.5 i0 l, @' k! l
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THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.
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WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,
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+ C( ~4 V* ]5 e/ k: Y) C* x. c3 F "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."1 X* G/ `/ q, {: F
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THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.' E; x3 E9 d* J' |
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0 v1 f+ P4 r, M- c3 D NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS3 y/ j5 k: X0 p
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IMPRESSIVE..
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SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.
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SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR1 J6 A9 Q- a/ F
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THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER." i5 c0 n! V8 p# g- Y! I1 Z
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* _& p/ r( ?. Q4 ` THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU# N4 l9 W& a4 h; b! W
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LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A. G/ g9 t6 y# F& E
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