Three Women

秋染红叶

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN

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+ E+ F- M" N9 C1 T7 f5 Q( x" m$ e) a WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.


5 a+ H! |. n# l) @* L SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.


. G1 R) D4 Y4 |. G. ^+ {% k+ E8 S* ] THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.
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. D# S3 _% r# Z7 u THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .

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"THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.


- E2 R; ]/ u* N I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."





A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.
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THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.
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9 L( F  ]+ `; ^6 o& H" t9 y! P WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,

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"THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."
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THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.
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NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS

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$ E, D; W* ^& u2 ]2 H$ A SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.


SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR
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END.
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THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.

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: n/ J( L) g% P# g3 ?4 B& w THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU
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LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A
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織紗千影

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I read a similar one before~