Three Women

秋染红叶

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN
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SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.


THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.


" ]1 c" F7 A9 p8 m7 V THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .
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"THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.
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5 O0 V. e- f- @  ]  X4 H  j& ]5 B I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."

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A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.


+ }4 Z3 [: j) F' U+ r- n: K5 ]( \ THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.

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! ~) x* S1 D# n# K( x2 B WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,


"THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."
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+ W. ~- q% T6 R1 t$ |% j THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.
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+ Y) g3 ~% J0 _2 a NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS

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IMPRESSIVE..

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+ U5 F8 e2 o" n; n. ]; m SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.
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SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR
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1 |% |$ \) i4 {- _ THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.


THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU


LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A
FAX!!"

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; H% k/ D+ G5 F8 G! z" wI read a similar one before~