Three Women

秋染红叶

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN
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; L0 d- J$ c7 D2 i# t1 Q WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.

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SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.

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THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.
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3 K4 z% ]' [$ P% G& F- _3 A" U4 H  O THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .
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"THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.
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' [8 m- j7 p- W I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."
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( R7 m/ H) }4 E2 ^7 F- Q8 t' ] A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.

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% }* K8 f' V2 [' U8 d THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.


1 W$ C6 z, `) S# A# \. z WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,


8 \) s- C8 t0 x: V6 e8 g! @, H$ a "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."

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" a- d; s/ C- H* G6 n9 w- h  m THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.


( D' Z& @; ^# ^6 D  \ NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS
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IMPRESSIVE..
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1 C; }( H0 b$ P' f2 u7 _ SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.

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, A/ @+ r* Z! g SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR


END.

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THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.

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THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU
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LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A
FAX!!"

織紗千影

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! H; \9 a  j, j4 ^I read a similar one before~