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 THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN
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SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.0 o; ^* F- e/ @
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THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.1 O2 j/ _; D: s1 V1 |% S. `
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" ]1 c" F7 A9 p8 m7 V THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .
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"THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.
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5 O0 V. e- f- @ ] X4 H j& ]5 B I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."/ i9 D) j: s2 n( [
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A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.; a" l& Y0 h5 ^# q+ B
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+ }4 Z3 [: j) F' U+ r- n: K5 ]( \ THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.- m5 d( L, I+ N' k5 ]
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"THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."
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+ W. ~- q% T6 R1 t$ |% j THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.
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+ Y) g3 ~% J0 _2 a NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS8 ?/ S/ V: M& @ Y! X
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IMPRESSIVE..8 N2 r& R: V& t
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+ U5 F8 e2 o" n; n. ]; m SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.
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SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR
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1 |% |$ \) i4 {- _ THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.2 s2 l y6 I6 X$ F2 w. k
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THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU0 J0 N6 h2 D$ p. [
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LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A' a: v3 h) ?3 K9 q# X1 `
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