Three Women

秋染红叶

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN
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1 j+ r& [" M" ~: G' ?3 v WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.
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SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.
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THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.

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THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .
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"THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.

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I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."



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A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.
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; P6 T- ~' S% i$ w+ r; E THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.
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WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,
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1 Y7 D9 l( E# h# Y' A/ J$ @ "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."
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1 o$ A1 K" x. K THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.


NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS
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IMPRESSIVE..

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SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.

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7 N4 c5 o1 r6 D SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR

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END.

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THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
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0 t+ h7 b) X3 t. G THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU

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. r% N' \- d: Y& l  r( ^6 s/ f" u LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A
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* |0 |& L* \/ V' J' \I read a similar one before~