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I rear-ended a car this morning. So we're off to the side of the road and the driver slowly gets out of his car.
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You know how sometimes you're just sooooo stressed that life's problems become funny?" N7 B% J& b& Y9 w8 U
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Well, wouldn't you know . . . this guy's a dwarf. He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!"3 C; x( o4 F ], V; F- `
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So I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?" c! H0 p% |5 G8 m$ q. v1 R% I
& Z7 Q+ k- y% K) ]- ]% l2 w7 _.... and that's when the fight started. |
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