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I rear-ended a car this morning. So we're off to the side of the road and the driver slowly gets out of his car.7 e5 I1 `3 `: M( Q3 d
; e$ X: V) h9 p* B5 FYou know how sometimes you're just sooooo stressed that life's problems become funny?
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& D: H8 x4 W1 R! jWell, wouldn't you know . . . this guy's a dwarf. He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!"" |$ r/ r1 d+ P; z6 B e( _
4 u' r% G) y& S# P4 E) p/ iSo I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"
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.... and that's when the fight started. |
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