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I rear-ended a car this morning. So we're off to the side of the road and the driver slowly gets out of his car.
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You know how sometimes you're just sooooo stressed that life's problems become funny?/ s. @) s; k x3 r' y9 U
* n* l6 o- A7 |- K' `$ O/ f1 bWell, wouldn't you know . . . this guy's a dwarf. He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!"
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9 o$ s `5 I6 |' wSo I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"# Y+ n# h: }. X, ~4 k
' `' J5 X# z5 g% W: O# s; R+ r! j.... and that's when the fight started. |
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