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I rear-ended a car this morning. So we're off to the side of the road and the driver slowly gets out of his car.3 Q6 z+ K& V& J6 _4 ?
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You know how sometimes you're just sooooo stressed that life's problems become funny?5 G2 R( p) b6 m7 d7 O
; }* y8 a- C, b$ Z: yWell, wouldn't you know . . . this guy's a dwarf. He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!"2 f8 ]0 W! x* _
. S6 O8 X. Q1 l+ p( iSo I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"
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.... and that's when the fight started. |
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