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I rear-ended a car this morning. So we're off to the side of the road and the driver slowly gets out of his car.1 v$ e2 H1 H$ h% s5 { e
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You know how sometimes you're just sooooo stressed that life's problems become funny?
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* v: `. T3 Y! Q: {! d. e: _/ z+ eWell, wouldn't you know . . . this guy's a dwarf. He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!"* E5 f+ ~- ?5 l0 j- t# [* c7 d6 W+ |
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So I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"
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& S9 i, }2 Q# _2 n.... and that's when the fight started. |
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