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I rear-ended a car this morning. So we're off to the side of the road and the driver slowly gets out of his car.0 ]6 I6 p4 C0 y
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You know how sometimes you're just sooooo stressed that life's problems become funny?
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- [$ |' N* h! U2 l- M0 zWell, wouldn't you know . . . this guy's a dwarf. He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!"+ ^+ d; o) y( y, O& P& x0 [$ E. ?2 N
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So I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"
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.... and that's when the fight started. |
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