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I rear-ended a car this morning. So we're off to the side of the road and the driver slowly gets out of his car.
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You know how sometimes you're just sooooo stressed that life's problems become funny?" n) r, _; T, z+ }( ^# o: N6 x
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Well, wouldn't you know . . . this guy's a dwarf. He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!"
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So I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"/ Z% x! M7 y2 Y2 Q* G7 P* }" G" S
" `: p8 _5 @) ] _, Q+ Q.... and that's when the fight started. |
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