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你可以这么想:世界上有三种人,男人女人和engineer.所以男女都无所谓,女生学的少应该是因为engg有太多动手运用的东西吧。
+ t6 |$ w( c. d) Z8 qengineer是需要学很多东西,原理,但是最终目的是要将这些东西运用到现实生活中。
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参照以下条件,看你到底是不适合做engg:7 c! g A- j, T+ H* \
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. k0 x& z% y9 U9 @Symptoms that you are Engineer
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2 n3 }, ]0 {; ^# d6 D4 C! l5 {$ @April 22, 2006 by Sandeep Jain9 O( U8 ?0 y% ]; L* [1 g: W
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You might be an engineer if…# L3 [8 L! J6 j
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If your I.Q. number is bigger than your weight" n& H5 |: w' @- e7 n- R
If you have a habit of destroying things in order to see how they
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If your wristwatch has more buttons than a telephone! {! g& s: R3 g8 b, s9 m; n
If you introduce your wife as “mywife@home.com”
! X8 \. U. h) w- v; eIf your spouse sends you an e-mail instead of calling you to dinner
% m) O+ L, }4 ?- N3 r' _If you can quote scenes from any Monty Python movie
, `6 E7 A6 A$ G. w, JIf you want an 52X CDROM for Christmas' C0 q% _. M: @# s. j
If the only jokes you receive are through e-mail0 ]! e# @' M! {2 }$ J V
If your idea of good interpersonal communication means getting the
4 V* @4 i" D% b5 adecimal point in the right place( i- [2 y. T% ~
If you use a CAD package to design your son’s Pine Wood Derby car
% O/ W# X4 E! v+ M- VIf you have used coat hangers and duct tape for something other than- O$ }4 s( e9 w2 S5 G
hanging coats and taping ducts
( G; v6 s- \+ s3 I- sIf your ideal evening consists of fast-forwarding through the latest
" u/ p8 W. m: e% \sci-fi movie looking for technical inaccuracies
]9 ^( l* v& i& m# wIf you have “Dilbert” comics displayed anywhere in your work area% C0 D% x8 T. H% l& T( p
If you carry on a one-hour debate over the expected results of a
6 |/ z& J5 z: j3 u: e0 W6 Rtest that actually takes five minutes to run4 y% }' U% z& z6 [: V6 c. H2 w
If you don’t even know where the cover to your personal computer is
; q, f) h& y2 n: i6 R! DIf you have modified your can-opener to be microprocessor driven% U! I% E# G0 j/ M! P7 `& k/ U$ A
If you know the direction the water swirls when you flush$ V2 K$ S& F6 ?
If you have ever taken the back off your TV just to see what’s
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, n8 i) @/ |1 d7 o$ fIf a team of you and your co-workers have set out to modify the
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9 g) x9 u6 z" @! s1 eIf you are currently gathering the components to build your own
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If you have never backed-up your hard drive
2 b! }0 r2 s5 Z6 a) d- W/ sIf you are aware that computers are actually only good for playing/ l; w$ l7 p' y* _* D- f! d: a: n
games, but are afraid to say it out loud( g6 E, ~8 T! }6 X5 \# l
If you truly believe aliens are living among us
4 c2 V* o' p. Q: P/ T. p# gIf you have ever saved the power cord from a broken appliance# O6 F9 p' {7 P4 x H5 K
If you see a good design and still have to change it% t8 [0 r7 ~- N. F, D% l5 w, P: M
If the salespeople at Circuit City can’t answer any of your1 B" e9 a4 _, P
questions7 `, F1 w/ c4 {& ^
If you still own a slide rule and you know how to work it- L! L- V4 x# C
If you rotate your screen savers more frequently than your5 g; F: h5 T7 O5 Z% K
automobile tires
6 P, j3 Z$ |9 O0 M7 `& g& KIf you have a functioning home copier machine, but every toaster you) t+ I! Q3 n+ W0 h
own turns bread into charcoal+ D2 B# R, l, b
If you need a checklist to turn on the TV
/ I- l) }8 i# J4 Y! lIf you have introduced your kids by the wrong name
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rush up to the front to fix it- [( h/ O+ r! d7 p" I
If you can remember 7 computer passwords but not your anniversary7 ~; D5 g$ f+ Z% M* W
If you have memorized the program schedule for the Discovery channel; o" }" z0 C" |: Q' k
and have seen most of the shows already' C9 ]$ [2 w! t9 h8 w- J
If your father sat 2 inches in front of your family’s first color TV9 c1 b7 I% W! r6 F L' g
with a magnifying lens to see how they made the colors, and you grew4 t- W8 K. N; D/ Q( n
up thinking that was normal
% H; n8 g3 W, @1 b/ lIf you know how to take the cover off of your computer, and what
# _/ V+ {7 Z6 I/ B9 Rsize screw driver to use, D. R& V# M7 s) { o6 ?
If you can type 70 words a minute but can’t read your own2 c6 H6 G5 N# d" ]
handwriting$ `% C- X# c$ H' W0 p
If you can’t remember where you parked your car for the 3rd time
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If your checkbook always balances
( W9 Z1 o7 i) WIf your girlfriend says the way you dress is no reflection on her
/ U1 s+ d) X8 x$ o% d' M- @4 w+ `9 mIf you have more friends on the Internet than in real life
% K J& v' j# L W$ F3 X' ^0 e8 ZIf you think your computer looks better without the cover2 Z5 f- q3 }5 w% E
If you think that when people around you yawn, its because they J9 E% n; [: [# A
didn’t get enough sleep
! M9 F! A+ }. [7 XIf you spend more on your home computer than your car
% J, H# f$ n7 i8 m4 z/ r/ s* hIf you know what http:// stands for
/ d, d+ W, s( Z$ T8 g$ NIf your three year old son asks why the sky is blue and you try to
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If your lap-top computer costs more than your car. |
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