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" T5 B$ ~* n- g" YI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
6 Z/ O; J& j' S+ y3 W8 d; N9 V1 M0 Phad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was- r: }/ r2 L* F6 s
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.0 W. p0 C: x# e) K0 G6 I% J/ q* i
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# E: R0 C6 `7 ^" ~/ hMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very1 |) @8 E* C$ U+ O
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
" D& S; d- N" Y r, u# ^* zwhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
* z( i# r: ?6 p! ]2 \deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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! s: g* X0 `/ O% ~2 OOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
- u' I" j3 T. ^, g% \* Aovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
, y! p/ J; H# K0 y. i% Y5 G0 Gcommitted my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She4 y h& x. z) C! U6 _
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild) D8 Q0 o. y+ \# u: S
fling, just come up and get me."
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) v& l6 C: u; G- [I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up- h- \% @2 I0 r0 |/ r
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
3 N! s. m! u) L8 S6 Q& b, K$ Vstraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards- L) M# H& c% I* a$ _2 f$ Q
my car.
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2 z) k' p2 k1 D3 rTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
0 {; P1 |; }8 K ~said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't& l" b6 E- k6 |$ _/ b# u! m. G
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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