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* m: W w2 f$ G- _# `( p' ?& {I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
( O3 T; D- t5 g, u, Fhad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was8 d; l0 N) J* v8 n* n
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.1 O1 J5 s4 k7 E+ U/ b3 ?2 W2 E9 }
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+ r4 _ `2 s, W* r7 u. h1 ~My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very2 w$ c: J0 ~2 ?6 N# b" F; b
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
1 n* h/ K9 L/ v! G# ewhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
2 |8 ?2 l4 `* h! E. U& k9 \deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.1 c8 w( U* z. P
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! G+ I/ M: D _+ ?7 E5 YOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
) ]; n! S/ V9 o' z8 qover to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
8 A- C% R+ U! [! {3 K7 \( j8 Dwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't1 Y( N) c# V. V f+ e/ [' d
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
; B2 U# W6 Z: {9 t* w% R- Fcommitted my life to her sister.: p3 U0 [2 x4 k+ i9 e* W, _
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4 _3 ]! l; w. U" I1 {Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She3 {$ s! ^ o, X( ~, G9 D
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
' Z# I' Z5 j+ H' s6 bfling, just come up and get me."2 [) g* a+ |' d
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) x I- m9 q# a" V( \I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
) f( K3 h6 p# [. Sthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
6 b: }; M1 {/ F9 Wstraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards$ |. ]& }7 w/ P! ?+ i; f1 s' S' n
my car.
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' }. \" T8 P" b6 jTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing1 W: m% D9 N3 f3 h7 q
outside, all clapping!. ], A& c5 o, n5 [* a$ w- ?
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0 U. d& x# o. iWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and1 Z) j0 t X4 o4 M6 b$ I% |5 J* C
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
0 q" p8 K$ p+ B6 m# ~0 i5 S2 ~ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family." |! o6 u8 M. D! v
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+ c4 z% R, }) e% {5 Q4 qAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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