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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I, J: f3 Q' @3 `; O! {- E
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was& z# U5 b) C$ M* ^: F
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
" m8 i4 @6 \+ Ntight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
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9 X9 T1 O: m+ R" \/ WOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come9 E4 A4 D- s- J
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
9 C% o# d/ }: Z4 U5 dwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
5 E" `1 _, h- U: i1 e. Qovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and5 g4 c! T Y% ]5 Y4 a0 E0 ?
committed my life to her sister.
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5 s. x& Z) Z8 E) gWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She, N0 e& U! j. ]% d
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild& n& {- s1 a& u7 o3 R' m. k1 _
fling, just come up and get me."3 `5 W0 I. |1 H3 Z7 W! N+ L" ^& x1 c
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; Y5 Y, R- M6 p- LI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up/ z. @+ c; k; H# O; {
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
z- S: }5 k& x+ k* Hstraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing4 C/ ?3 f, R1 L) P: ^
outside, all clapping!
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
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ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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