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8 {! i8 w. K! S% Y. O; `I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I/ I2 n' o! U- m, ]
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was" R7 \- S o4 x7 {
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very& [% Y5 v6 f% n
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down0 j: i, Q* V( H" {
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
6 i9 } ?$ C9 f8 C udeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come, @0 T2 f' M3 G' O6 r+ r6 e0 \8 h
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
; l. ^( {/ }, x9 T! ^whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't: H% W! j2 @& x7 r \4 R/ g
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and6 w+ m- x* t2 A( b8 r
committed my life to her sister.
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3 b" d, z; U) Y. c6 eWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She8 u9 O5 A' g6 @0 r) ^* \) W7 {8 q
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild7 _) @2 D2 m% f& S& O
fling, just come up and get me."+ V' g/ S) Z; N4 u( v
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* p: m0 ?3 A; P' J8 B0 E% k2 aI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up4 h% \( ]- ?' j4 H
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing4 L9 F f7 W5 N* O, ?, m9 w$ P, u! l
outside, all clapping!
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and2 X4 s" @4 N6 K& C9 m( A) `! r
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't% w: h# D+ h a5 H
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your- a1 t% G& K0 F; \6 v6 ~4 h `- H
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