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! [1 v# f8 S; O4 @/ XI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I1 F* a, j) V _. e; `: `: i
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was' Y1 F8 j$ E' b- t% f$ g( _
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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2 \: ^- N& ]* [. s4 MMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very4 M3 l& l- D" S7 P R6 ~! R. p/ x
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
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deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.3 R' v3 b) @+ u7 U
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come! Q% P( p# H) U# r7 I( d) L
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
J5 \& c P U* [ M2 Vwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
9 G: N9 p: \/ O$ Movercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and! z S* F4 p* R6 t1 A
committed my life to her sister.2 S2 d0 Z2 d4 s( e T7 z
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
% U" c- X+ Y4 a7 Gsaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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) Y; {- P: |& |. }2 {# D" ~5 MI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up* Y( R0 ]% o9 d) S& i- F) ?
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing3 [: s' z' m. U' l9 P
outside, all clapping!
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and& e' q( v/ N' M8 J# k2 h1 F# w
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
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