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had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was7 X+ ^2 D: \+ A5 U2 n
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.# m& O d. U8 I. G/ Q0 y/ @. p
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+ m1 ]: R; v# W( V/ q! W* E1 Y! eMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
% M% {9 X6 H* ]. q# Y q/ ]tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
% W4 Z. s0 _8 w7 R$ M! b5 x4 v. R( S8 ]when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be1 ?7 B4 `9 C2 i7 l6 A
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.- q0 i0 {; ^* k" y! r
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0 E# ]* c9 P* d5 ]4 G" NOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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+ j, j2 N- F; n& w8 M4 d. Cwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
% y: ~2 O k: O. f5 a8 S3 kovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and/ a0 t! A; ]9 Y; O- Z* r
committed my life to her sister./ B# m# v* }4 @! R
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
) X4 n/ s, ^' B" Ysaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild5 W! G# |6 `! c! p3 @& Y
fling, just come up and get me."
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up) N- F$ H# d- Q* U" w/ f$ G7 V
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
0 Q3 O- b& N9 T! D4 `straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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4 l4 j" @$ b/ z5 j; F- y3 GTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing5 [% F9 ?4 y: _: O3 q1 U2 Q; g
outside, all clapping!
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1 E2 Z+ U3 A3 L, \# SWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
! i8 }( n5 E: xsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't X8 P5 i6 b: y) e9 [
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."# i* k2 m- b4 x9 ^
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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