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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I2 ~, L' M) `4 i) K; R
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was8 ?+ K- } y6 _8 x/ u7 |
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.( Q7 D' J# |: ^. U: I' ^9 ^- d
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/ S6 D+ d( L/ A+ H3 ^9 l3 Y8 Q4 s$ ZMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
1 y- ` w E- G$ a4 K9 C0 Ntight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down0 i1 p' L" t( o# |/ M
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be( k, \9 ~' e6 J2 }3 h* ~$ ]
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.( k: ?# W" G4 T0 N, j: i
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come, S U W/ ]' ]5 X" j4 `
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
) C) N! ^, |& n- _3 _+ j/ G# Lwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't* Q7 u7 C' R5 C5 U2 G$ A
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
; N, \) r; l$ |+ ocommitted my life to her sister.
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/ N: I2 J! H5 X& \' YWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
1 n1 B7 U; F1 ]9 j' ~said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild0 a8 A: ^+ B, x0 C
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x: ~. J5 ~2 n6 _1 E7 AI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
. J# ^8 n& l7 T# `* N# G6 nthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
* b3 @4 a& m; s4 @6 j4 X/ Mstraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
% l+ h0 f( u/ @9 I- E; ^" \my car.
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing4 b6 `* _' Q+ p5 a$ V! ^
outside, all clapping!, C4 ^ A/ \6 N' C t8 j- d3 `+ Y
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3 t2 M! v( A P; a8 rWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
9 A. @) o$ ~8 t; f% l4 u- Lsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
; n! T& i, i- f, K+ K) s6 Q9 Qask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.": @ w# A' S( E1 O0 y3 e; `
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your% U: X6 s3 c% q) I
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