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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
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only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.1 s1 K# ?* D$ K, o9 Q
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very7 b' y" ?2 K' W6 J- m
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
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deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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" N5 ]$ u# Z. ~) B% i5 D) l7 POne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't+ J! ]" I/ L+ \6 U8 D H" M
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and5 n) t8 W+ O: ?+ C! d
committed my life to her sister.* W# X q% J8 V) E
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
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fling, just come up and get me."
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
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straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards$ q, X& B4 q- d, `/ a4 P. e8 {
my car.& C! a+ Z1 e3 K- G
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing$ K" m$ i0 k" n) q8 ]+ A
outside, all clapping!6 @9 V0 ~5 n) W- J
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
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ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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