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3 c+ `! Q0 i: |. M6 D( P- ?1 ~- _. I9 PI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I: _# d( t6 t1 `
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
% W: T8 \/ ~8 S( {, Donly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very% I1 l- f: X5 g* Z
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
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deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.; T3 r7 n$ q" {. ?! O7 B ^$ J
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! g! v# Y% A, N% }: \One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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8 _3 y" l( \1 ~3 s3 R0 ?5 ], ^0 Wwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
6 h. n+ ?9 {" q9 T% A& C7 _) ^overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
8 z( \6 N2 c, w# G9 }committed my life to her sister.9 E+ }1 f/ f% J; B+ r
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She' F1 F0 D3 ]3 e6 s) `7 Q
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild. p; ^( d! V/ D* v2 `) j
fling, just come up and get me."
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: [) h! {7 D" n: K8 sI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
% N3 w% T: G# {: J- C, s! P) }0 Kthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline8 N" g [3 P+ {4 O' Y3 e4 K# {' [
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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% h/ `/ v8 ^8 ]6 V1 ?To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
- ~* X) E1 G+ j. houtside, all clapping!
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and W/ K6 e' x9 N3 }
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
8 j% Y* i: V" I( _& U" _: m0 sask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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) E6 P. m: k! |4 D1 H5 GAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your5 J- _; F4 v) Y+ E$ Q' l2 u4 S
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