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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
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only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.! d* Z1 i2 _* s/ E' d* P
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+ d8 |6 _( W& Z8 O3 bMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
/ |, W; q& }# x! ]tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come8 [. l/ X5 X1 A8 [
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
! ^: C( B( r( X+ O# G* y6 B' qwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
- p: b4 z7 T$ x6 ?overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and* p! ]; u H6 |4 Y- C4 C+ c
committed my life to her sister.
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9 \- @% n9 K! }7 v* z& G7 c) cWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She2 C( Z8 V+ n* E/ _7 F' T9 Q
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
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straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
2 i$ E; o! t' j6 s! fmy car.
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
8 [" `3 w1 T7 [2 Fsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
* F5 V6 A! Z) |: ?ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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