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! F( |+ L( p% MI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I! m3 y$ n6 u) F; J
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
% R$ a5 g* l0 x jonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very1 [2 ?& t% y7 V8 x9 \( |
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down: i7 Y7 f k4 d0 i' l$ ~7 J
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be/ i1 [8 s# t% b! Q
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come8 R* R. d4 w$ h% q) q
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she x {3 t% ^5 w
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
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committed my life to her sister.
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& h' w9 a7 J* ?, _" }/ TWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
! }: J: ~1 x. o1 Ysaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild6 p9 }2 Z" t: n( m( W8 f4 x4 G
fling, just come up and get me."
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up/ Z$ C0 s0 Q% v$ o' i" I" x& m
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline7 c( w" W1 H% g
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards; f p5 A; ^+ o- Y
my car.
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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+ v# @& ^9 B! c0 K, aWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
: i3 }+ ?- H+ l8 b L' asaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
) P6 q, M1 c9 \ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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