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8 H3 q% |" X' dI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
: ]1 ]4 P I* C6 }" `7 yhad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
5 }4 e* |, J2 j6 F( ionly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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; |* i* {% f, ?( m7 XMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very. _& f V* m7 p, L4 i4 b
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down: L( l* H2 z2 }/ G) ^
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
$ P, H. I8 ~8 I* P0 ldeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.3 D! |" U+ h* G7 m1 w- B
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, g" O6 n4 y, ROne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come, H. r6 V t/ f9 U) A! U. }( x
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she4 K: n7 j: T8 i5 @; \; R7 l. M
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't9 X8 D: p8 J' Z4 f5 H; x
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and8 n) p6 G6 C5 P5 L
committed my life to her sister.4 t( F- H! E7 r" l& ]
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She# }* ]& a# w4 U3 l; p
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
/ i8 i3 t. p+ C0 L4 vfling, just come up and get me."
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+ o, B! ]- V3 ~# }3 ~# J. XI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
+ b; g5 r8 x; mthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline4 D: b- ~* m% B
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
+ p) ~( }, I& ]0 Y' |- g: g$ Dmy car.4 L7 ~/ P- c' g$ S( p
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) ~ L* O ^/ N; F- jTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing3 q u7 z/ Z8 l
outside, all clapping!7 C2 d# |. `& |* ~) ]% O
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8 e) S6 I% X6 n# s. k) z! D! nWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and. Y& C2 U* k8 p# _
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't' [4 y4 f8 H2 H6 ~. J" Y' Q( d
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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/ k/ g3 n- P5 e2 p* V* `% b- BAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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