The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

秋染红叶

Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
! M& T9 {0 v: p; ], G; C) {Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's
family was invited over to see the baby.
/ I: ?/ b8 ~! Z, a; P. jBefore they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk
with him and explained that the baby had no ears.
9 d5 g4 ?. a. x* f; n" n( EHis dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything
  v# K9 Z9 @# y6 ^about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he
3 |' r' j. p: n9 s& N) p7 v) O1 swould get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful
baby.'
The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful
little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can
% n+ G9 m) P, i* C' \- t7 _% y! Yhe see?'
0 ?: R' Q6 h2 Y% u'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said
  ~" K4 O6 v" }' N he has 20/20 vision.'

* n* B9 `& y) R# O2 g, x'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he
needed glasses'.

Dumber

Haha! so funny!

織紗千影

LOL..

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