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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby. " g0 g0 N$ F% p* q) i
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
: \6 _& u. X1 {2 C3 s& }9 T- ^When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's; e: l, p* k( w, A
family was invited over to see the baby. 2 `, @. r0 y5 h- d
Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk
) Y& H7 F1 F1 _( a6 I! ^& twith him and explained that the baby had no ears.
, ?. t) p- l- U1 J' WHis dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything ! H- I- n. p4 v0 X  w. l
about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he. o2 {! v7 M; _
would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
' ?( V+ K8 U! V1 \  s, i0 t) n: dLittle Johnnie told his dad he understood completely. 6 N  q1 O8 p) s8 Q& P, ?
When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful* I1 V; H2 T% Y
baby.'# e# t3 `" i- ?+ y% I
The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
6 o: R* K" C) X5 A" wJohnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful! S3 d$ U2 Z1 b1 v* K
little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can- m. ]$ a6 {/ o; q4 g% F7 y6 O
he see?': i* _/ f+ H' Q# r7 v7 |) @, i
'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said
1 A$ g% v# E! D4 i he has 20/20 vision.'
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'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he, o# {: |) V1 l- ?+ V# A8 ?
needed glasses'.
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发表于 2008-3-20 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
Haha! so funny!
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发表于 2008-3-20 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
LOL..
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:11 | 显示全部楼层
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