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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
& S. N: W7 r9 RUnfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
& U) H/ _4 b. F" V* wWhen mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's8 v: {' F; j/ s, A! g
family was invited over to see the baby. 6 k# @+ {) N! J& [, h
Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk
6 P( c4 U7 P4 r) r, twith him and explained that the baby had no ears.
8 v' a3 O6 ?0 u  v6 G3 M) {( jHis dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything   L! ~; G4 i  x8 @4 j/ c. Y7 {5 F5 V
about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he
; X9 Q  {3 ]5 P8 A! e$ }4 ^would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.2 V' Q9 o/ e4 o( b$ O9 |5 s4 M
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
+ Q& T5 l! v* dWhen Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful
( }+ |- N) |. _5 I. E: r+ X& Pbaby.'
0 P0 m3 o7 O& W( P1 c. X% U, EThe mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
8 A2 ]3 i! r6 Y0 ]8 G2 O9 hJohnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful! ]8 I' U& A; b1 u
little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can' q! R0 G( a3 ^( z9 n
he see?'/ Y) N/ @; m, `
'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said
7 `3 X5 F- ]" T- _( }' x& S6 z he has 20/20 vision.'
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4 k  v; B. x3 ]5 e+ R'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he
" ]4 {: Q) D0 I% E. G9 y6 Q0 |& @needed glasses'.
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发表于 2008-3-20 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
Haha! so funny!
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发表于 2008-3-20 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
LOL..
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:11 | 显示全部楼层
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