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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
4 u& Q- F- [6 h1 DUnfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
% ]2 Y/ z+ E3 B; Y9 H9 ]When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's: N) W/ V* Q, T5 L$ B* h% s9 }0 e% J
family was invited over to see the baby. * Y  n" z! U5 K1 ^! c2 e
Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk
2 ^* |* T- J8 b  G9 owith him and explained that the baby had no ears.$ E0 d. U% v/ C, ~$ Z; H
His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything 0 h7 Q0 K3 h! |$ C
about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he
0 K% A, T7 O. S' Xwould get the smacking of his life when they came back home.* E2 n2 q+ K* s) }- ~9 G
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
) r* D0 x* u- G$ ]8 A/ sWhen Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful$ i: X+ k; S# X3 `" J5 J5 y
baby.'/ [/ U$ B/ P  `% A4 Q
The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie. * w2 Z5 d" v. w
Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful
% o' t2 t) i. W; D; nlittle hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can4 |" ^5 b& U7 m8 Z3 g
he see?'4 }# a/ ~0 J4 T* a
'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said
# f* J) {( N! p/ M5 M he has 20/20 vision.'3 t) H) O- V2 c% s
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'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he- v+ G6 e$ g. g
needed glasses'.
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发表于 2008-3-20 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
Haha! so funny!
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发表于 2008-3-20 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
LOL..
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:11 | 显示全部楼层
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