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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
4 E0 R8 y& U7 {$ V6 I# g" Q1 HUnfortunately, the baby was born without ears.$ I: t! f% S1 j( |  Z  m
When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's
3 T$ C* c5 Q6 p  i: Y5 cfamily was invited over to see the baby. ' U9 i. x2 ^# L/ {2 e
Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk
  k/ K' b) e4 I4 G' U: f/ ywith him and explained that the baby had no ears.& s8 |) L: l! b9 h+ e4 i1 I
His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything , \! m0 l9 M; F% P8 D# E
about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he
1 ~7 t* M: @% b0 j5 o7 q! ywould get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
" R7 O5 ~0 v( G4 ALittle Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
  P4 V# T' V" Q- `$ G2 EWhen Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful
1 ?' ~1 d+ u2 Vbaby.'
0 P4 A- F" T3 R4 s' _The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
* G# e2 N9 H9 j) J) @3 WJohnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful
' _: l, L$ ~: U. w' Y, Z* Flittle hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can6 d$ T* ~0 {+ p* J
he see?'
6 |( k0 X& V' v- o0 S1 Q2 T6 o6 b'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said
0 v5 N* t- _  q1 [1 Q% u he has 20/20 vision.'
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'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he0 T! ~9 K2 y: u- z
needed glasses'.
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发表于 2008-3-20 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
Haha! so funny!
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发表于 2008-3-20 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
LOL..
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:11 | 显示全部楼层
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