Logic

小叶子

If your father is a poor man,
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+ ]$ z: i1 M2 O8 g2 r4 Fif your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.

3 u( o4 ~) h" |, NI was born intelligent -
education ruined me.
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Practice makes perfect....
But nobody's perfect......
" J: b8 U' _# @2 sso why practice?

If it's true that we are here to help others,
/ t' ^( Q: ]) t# uthen what exactly are the others here for?
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  C1 k5 y) y. Z/ B. ]+ M8 ?. ^Since light travels faster than sound,
7 [1 @  X) {* ?people appear bright until you hear them speak.

' O, D* B( A* a" C. ?- H/ y3 M1 tHow come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
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, A* b0 _* z6 vMoney is not everything.
# q0 B& u2 H" _" RThere's Mastercard & Visa.

6 q0 j( V0 K8 g( d, [! nOne should love animals.
* u, _& u5 _( _4 D" p2 m  g, D9 ?They are so tasty.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman
3 z7 q# ^4 n& ], l4 v! z  SAnd behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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( l" a9 l! W6 f7 `Every man should marry.
* b, L. q6 h3 @4 H/ h6 o7 `$ A, YAfter all, happiness is not the only thing in
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/ E0 F. F" Y$ J" J/ K2 q- ^The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.

Success is a relative term.
# s1 t+ V; Z1 m$ j" LIt brings so many relatives.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.

"Your future depend s on your dreams"
So go to sleep
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0 Y+ f, L6 r1 U' n9 mThere should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning
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+ Y& s% ^+ P8 a( l"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk

"Work fascinates me"
. c+ A; ~' G4 j0 ~I can look at it for hours

God made relatives;
( Z* v# X% p1 X+ }" E& n5 LThank God we can choose our friends.
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: n( t( Q: Y0 L0 i0 u7 p! _! RThe more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.

A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........

Dumber

lington

Hilarious!

織紗千影

lol
love it ^^