Logic

小叶子

If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
4 p, K% l3 s0 a! |  U! h+ u  Tit's your stupidity.

I was born intelligent -
education ruined me.
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Practice makes perfect....
But nobody's perfect......
  U9 Z) F' D2 v, m4 c* l0 e  Iso why practice?
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+ _+ ~. a$ y( Z$ V- t0 S7 o0 z9 ?! ]& lIf it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?

9 T4 l* s& J# y0 W5 V% k9 lSince light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

4 J6 b7 U( H$ B* `) n# n! UMoney is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.
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5 b' a5 s& K* x9 b, B, ?# GOne should love animals.
" s8 s2 C2 K1 Q, P6 y! z7 aThey are so tasty.

. u. w9 p4 c8 ABehind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

Every man should marry.
% n; A% n( d! H& i( VAfter all, happiness is not the only thing in
' m) }1 }' _' g# R& |. }life.
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" j9 O: Q; h) c) ?$ }6 z* BThe wise never marry.
: y7 _+ K3 Z) q8 g, Tand when they marry they become otherwise.
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Success is a relative term.
- s* }: y' T+ ~7 LIt brings so many relatives.

Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.
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"Your future depend s on your dreams"
So go to sleep

There should be a better way to start a day
$ F5 o  f) L/ v7 ?& e8 KThan waking up every morning
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# y8 ^2 o" P5 F% i6 l; N"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk
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"Work fascinates me"
0 N; n3 Q- r8 A6 D1 FI can look at it for hours

3 Z/ f. z( Q! G2 B2 ~/ }% _God made relatives;
! ^: A3 n$ U+ N/ RThank God we can choose our friends.

. t: [5 f- c9 Q5 O$ Q0 l$ SThe more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.

A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
6 S2 c: Y2 }6 ]. {1 T' q7 OOn my desk, I have a work station....
9 m; D9 H0 C1 @, r9 J+ ]. D9 _what more can I say........
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Hilarious!

織紗千影

lol
2 v: n( p% N9 alove it ^^