Logic

小叶子

If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
( P* |3 p( Q/ T$ y6 P  i; B" d( Yif your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.
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3 L& h0 n0 Z% q- vI was born intelligent -
education ruined me.

Practice makes perfect....
$ s  i# q8 p1 x0 wBut nobody's perfect......
so why practice?
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If it's true that we are here to help others,
) B/ v; r7 U$ p* z# r2 P. qthen what exactly are the others here for?

Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.

How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
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+ D  r6 }0 I& p; z. Q6 j; q8 H! RMoney is not everything.
8 O- I4 L" p* p1 @3 _2 i' o* ^& r  oThere's Mastercard & Visa.
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One should love animals.
They are so tasty.

) _# ^! f6 a, E. |9 zBehind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
life.
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- R4 _2 Y; R6 V( S" |, N4 oThe wise never marry.
6 S% X) s& o" n6 `! Cand when they marry they become otherwise.
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Success is a relative term.
. Z1 ?- _5 o+ ^' n3 ]4 @It brings so many relatives.

Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.
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  e' j" B* o7 Y5 M( E"Your future depend s on your dreams"
So go to sleep
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8 f0 a* H% j( L5 nThere should be a better way to start a day
0 z( E9 y& h* z7 u4 D4 rThan waking up every morning

7 L$ j( {, Q$ r; B6 z- W% b"Hard work never killed anybody"
- J/ h/ J; f# s4 f) z6 _: X% jBut why take the risk
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! y1 ~$ t* e) A; |"Work fascinates me"
% U2 h' D: ~) ]I can look at it for hours

! k' I/ C8 W5 D: y( VGod made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.

3 I4 Z! I1 D  _& a6 d, tThe more you learn, the more you know,
, m! H- h0 V) J0 j# CThe more you know, the more you forget
( B# x) r# R" }1 t: c: ~  }The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.

/ U7 U5 G( r1 o+ ]/ t, s+ r/ TA bus station is where a bus stops.
# b* R2 G, ~" V. _8 RA train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
* T7 `  g: Z& mwhat more can I say........
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Hilarious!

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lol
. w3 I0 H& t3 @# alove it ^^