Logic

小叶子

If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
, I) p6 u/ F( U2 N/ X. Eif your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.
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I was born intelligent -
% ?1 H5 p' i5 W. z. }4 S% n) i' s6 @education ruined me.
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( F6 o/ v# U- D; e1 uPractice makes perfect....
But nobody's perfect......
' D  K$ s8 W8 f, ]- |1 vso why practice?
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  X% ]; u! C7 T, E9 s# ?! UIf it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?

  g! l# P& O8 h% b5 k3 G5 k+ BSince light travels faster than sound,
+ O  A/ s0 O0 n. l- Vpeople appear bright until you hear them speak.
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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.

% Q0 H! H( F! N% {One should love animals.
They are so tasty.

6 V* j, ~5 M' e2 J: I( x/ ?Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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Every man should marry.
$ C4 A/ X0 b, OAfter all, happiness is not the only thing in
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The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.
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Success is a relative term.
8 O. N6 }3 S4 |7 C* y' h; }It brings so many relatives.

% V9 w1 Y- d  _( P* kNever put off the work till tomorrow
; `' o# s" b" [/ P7 iwhat you can put off today.

"Your future depend s on your dreams"
So go to sleep

* T- E2 _2 {$ C& ~There should be a better way to start a day
! l1 [8 O# Y8 ~7 sThan waking up every morning
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6 R5 t: o+ s. Q( O) q"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk
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"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours
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God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.
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, h: U6 t- ?; ^1 e& a* G+ h$ RThe more you learn, the more you know,
; y, X% ~. `8 h: _8 ]  J0 P" y, j* ZThe more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.
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, i! X1 v5 ~' p2 E  L, qA bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
8 ~5 ]7 T% n  B7 m6 mOn my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........

Dumber

lington

Hilarious!

織紗千影

lol
( L8 y) c+ T1 r* q! zlove it ^^