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发表于 2008-3-16 21:19 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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If your father is a poor man,
% H; t+ s3 {2 D  u, t+ x7 Mit is your fate but,
- f5 e/ H# v3 w' m9 ^if your father-in-law is a poor man,2 U" \( F. G; O( u# p4 t
it's your stupidity.
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I was born intelligent -
+ R% Q7 p' |. B+ \3 P7 C. Y! Qeducation ruined me.
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/ \7 E1 ^9 v* ^; u/ e8 c' WPractice makes perfect....
0 D& [; G: K$ ]" X2 |0 d  Y% rBut nobody's perfect......, Q% q, W6 t% j) ~2 V
so why practice?
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If it's true that we are here to help others,7 j. S* [/ _+ b
then what exactly are the others here for?4 ^) ]' ]+ z: H5 z% Q5 |
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Since light travels faster than sound,
( {4 B$ U  p- e+ y, \people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
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5 @& X* z% u8 D" ~, _+ s+ {/ JMoney is not everything.
+ k+ m: \8 l% x; O: ?/ VThere's Mastercard & Visa.+ m- c1 c5 P6 R* }+ ?

  f% R1 B' \/ G/ e. EOne should love animals.
) D) s. ~6 v$ t3 yThey are so tasty./ v( {% B$ }' N6 b4 Z/ \

2 t$ h7 p$ h9 Z# S4 }% \Behind every successful man, there is a woman
; [( B, t6 ~' @5 z) s5 IAnd behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.( [" r7 r  G4 Z

; y  K; S' Y5 e  B7 N& v4 wEvery man should marry.- V5 e0 `1 e: V9 P, U: Q- F! \. j
After all, happiness is not the only thing in) r4 X, d  D7 }  U! }. ?
life.3 Y( g, E2 {5 W  J
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The wise never marry.
  y  A* P3 d0 s4 E; Z$ zand when they marry they become otherwise.
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Success is a relative term." G4 f: G3 ~5 X; \
It brings so many relatives., A: |& r5 N5 O& E6 @

8 c  {. i7 n3 }1 N: ]: F- |6 FNever put off the work till tomorrow
; q2 N) z4 F% n6 j: I* nwhat you can put off today.6 z4 F  n9 p- T! s9 ^
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"Your future depend s on your dreams". r* c; s. t( u
So go to sleep+ P; R9 o- [8 r/ j6 ]2 p8 }

/ E# B9 C0 N& o* K6 L( n- M2 CThere should be a better way to start a day
) w" L, ^$ k; d7 U4 N/ O" dThan waking up every morning
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"Hard work never killed anybody"
& Q& K; @0 H; ]9 W6 d; |% T( mBut why take the risk
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"Work fascinates me"
; s: Q1 m) A8 A- M* w! ~8 C9 j8 d; ZI can look at it for hours7 p& v% X  l% g3 o

6 v  P" @( ]' N0 b$ yGod made relatives;
" P2 K& e# r5 d& TThank God we can choose our friends./ R7 \* [" k+ W  m! A- n1 V) c" Z
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The more you learn, the more you know,, R" \3 h# g7 D' x
The more you know, the more you forget% l% x6 ^  P: D* k
The more you forget, the less you know
! R, H3 ?, F* e6 v9 ?8 ]! P( TSo.. why learn.8 Y$ N- h, J# U1 q  k: S

! ?. X5 V) v) e, O; r& D6 W# QA bus station is where a bus stops.  [2 V, U5 P- n8 w  n# d8 w* ~
A train station is where a train stops.
& d  k& ]: @* r8 oOn my desk, I have a work station....
4 {. O  T- d: w, J0 hwhat more can I say........8 [- S  Z: d: W+ D
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发表于 2008-3-17 12:05 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-3-17 15:17 | 显示全部楼层
Hilarious!
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发表于 2008-3-17 16:15 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
lol/ R) p. X9 C7 A4 f0 z" t5 m
love it ^^
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