Logic

小叶子

If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.
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9 @7 i' j9 Y0 x9 j+ OI was born intelligent -
) Q# Q7 l! q& x5 u8 v# reducation ruined me.

' F- d. o) F1 TPractice makes perfect....
% ~. }1 n- m3 j0 _But nobody's perfect......
so why practice?
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If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?

& ~8 O" c* s6 XSince light travels faster than sound,
4 c  N3 c; V9 v- y3 A8 S% Lpeople appear bright until you hear them speak.

2 h2 ?+ I) _5 |$ u9 GHow come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
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" f( k2 x& s+ }! N' ~$ ZMoney is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.

One should love animals.
  Z$ v; K3 b0 B' B, R6 a3 KThey are so tasty.
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& u/ S/ @$ z2 [Behind every successful man, there is a woman
5 R& I* [4 w+ k- p& SAnd behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
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The wise never marry.
5 h- ]! o7 b  _( m) I* Aand when they marry they become otherwise.

+ `0 g/ u$ d# M; f- XSuccess is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.

Never put off the work till tomorrow
% H: {+ ^- B9 f! }what you can put off today.

"Your future depend s on your dreams"
So go to sleep

There should be a better way to start a day
3 M" o1 P; U* ]4 v& ?% x/ N2 kThan waking up every morning
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"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk

; x% F9 N" W8 o- X"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours
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+ ?/ W* {, O1 B1 u; ?$ HGod made relatives;
/ S2 N0 [( j9 `8 V% b9 G1 kThank God we can choose our friends.

The more you learn, the more you know,
6 Q, A) g& `  I. gThe more you know, the more you forget
1 o; c, k3 [) `5 M5 g( `8 b& zThe more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.

1 v3 S9 ?5 r/ LA bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
7 `* [* r# F. K1 r& P2 OOn my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........
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Hilarious!

織紗千影

lol
love it ^^