Logic

小叶子

If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.
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2 y7 E  G0 G; ]I was born intelligent -
education ruined me.

Practice makes perfect....
* j( W  R% N/ Z# u) h0 E8 I+ g0 ]But nobody's perfect......
8 U2 W$ v  A' V7 S0 Hso why practice?
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, |- X8 g0 T- G! b7 qIf it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?
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Since light travels faster than sound,
3 c2 y6 j$ r+ ~& e0 ~people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

$ P2 P* |1 A: m- IMoney is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.
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4 f0 ^2 @4 z, u0 P4 bOne should love animals.
They are so tasty.

% r# ^5 V6 l9 n) n) _5 pBehind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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& o% C* `% D% k. M- F: Q8 W  S/ `Every man should marry.
2 U" W) }; h: @After all, happiness is not the only thing in
life.

The wise never marry.
1 ~& A5 M  w* r/ L6 @6 z6 q0 t1 cand when they marry they become otherwise.

Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.

Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.
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4 s8 e! B9 K2 P. Y"Your future depend s on your dreams"
So go to sleep
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- U, ~; E0 f/ P2 v# g& n) KThere should be a better way to start a day
3 q: F+ u9 e- x( CThan waking up every morning

: i# ~" t" [% I) [# s"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk
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"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours
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5 n4 x/ t$ _( w& H1 C- lGod made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.
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The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.
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A bus station is where a bus stops.
8 H4 u7 R6 i3 oA train station is where a train stops.
7 ~7 e2 N+ {% t$ S2 J$ \On my desk, I have a work station....
0 j' R$ g* _5 R$ G2 Swhat more can I say........

Dumber

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Hilarious!

織紗千影

lol
love it ^^