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 If your father is a poor man," \8 p, d& f- X: @! d- L, l
it is your fate but,* d7 b% `% }, y4 I: ^
if your father-in-law is a poor man,) k: k. Z, h3 Z# Y5 a+ o
it's your stupidity.
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I was born intelligent -
* s: ]0 q7 g/ X5 `education ruined me./ j' A' }& N/ ~, ~6 e
& M3 p9 X5 {" x) A2 q) @/ n4 mPractice makes perfect....8 F4 J5 H+ J( m3 N6 P5 I! m
But nobody's perfect......* j) Q1 p }/ I+ C/ n
so why practice?( z" Q2 W8 w5 N. D! b8 ^
& y# h4 k8 O$ K" q: N) Y6 H) H1 QIf it's true that we are here to help others,, ]( A4 t, e2 O' A; A
then what exactly are the others here for?, o( U5 h) R" x `) c7 s# g7 N2 Q* {
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Since light travels faster than sound,
, f. Z6 |9 ?! Q" mpeople appear bright until you hear them speak.8 S- B8 ^& \4 q1 Y0 g7 m# | N+ {
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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?* l$ }, @* \* {+ y" B$ f$ m
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Money is not everything.
; }2 |2 Z7 x% U/ t5 `( R4 y9 pThere's Mastercard & Visa.
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7 q: M; R1 p- s9 @! g" m1 Q! t' d5 ]' EOne should love animals.
0 _" T( W/ s" w9 q5 i9 wThey are so tasty.
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, N2 [$ v4 E4 t1 u2 ?Behind every successful man, there is a woman" k( X) J: {9 ?) ?9 c( M
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.7 {" q( F0 S" k& P) Q
0 R; T- J* h# Y! O- e8 REvery man should marry.. l4 x, m: o% ]9 v
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
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/ s7 K. v$ ]9 fThe wise never marry.7 q# ~5 f* U6 m0 _ R1 [3 h) d1 U! ^
and when they marry they become otherwise.
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Success is a relative term.
1 z" [. k7 {. H1 K, a, F1 E' J @0 VIt brings so many relatives.; z) B$ _$ `9 q3 K7 x% }. N
; } h, T% g4 E5 QNever put off the work till tomorrow
. ^$ f+ C W. Q! I! u* ywhat you can put off today.
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) g" B0 z! t# u, K( m"Your future depend s on your dreams"
7 p/ k% h3 `: N. sSo go to sleep5 W, }2 b% s8 m- G3 h& O2 q7 r7 i
6 \7 a; A$ N" }" f, dThere should be a better way to start a day+ v; Q% d, f3 @
Than waking up every morning
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"Hard work never killed anybody"
9 j6 Q$ X& V3 W( j8 n" `/ G4 ?But why take the risk
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"Work fascinates me"
& R$ L4 ?& ~0 A) L1 w& D2 ]I can look at it for hours
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God made relatives;% x8 j+ q1 M0 y- a# N
Thank God we can choose our friends.) T+ Z! U; |8 y% R
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The more you learn, the more you know,! t8 i8 F8 ~) {% L" |
The more you know, the more you forget( a) ^3 |0 w5 U9 o+ I
The more you forget, the less you know
- `# P; y( Z9 N) _So.. why learn.. U! D/ y; d/ B* |$ ?
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A bus station is where a bus stops.
9 y7 k0 M u! s. B8 W4 iA train station is where a train stops.
. w5 }8 a+ J6 ]( F2 \" d' T: yOn my desk, I have a work station....
; Z% B" o* L& z. b! \$ v$ p/ Rwhat more can I say........
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