Logic

小叶子

If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.

I was born intelligent -
: N3 _. [6 E5 E7 P) b& ?education ruined me.

% U) I/ p' d2 [- t4 S8 XPractice makes perfect....
4 Z9 [( Z& C7 _But nobody's perfect......
so why practice?
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/ |. H: w# R! r; F) M! kIf it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?
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' a, A9 x- d, Z/ C4 cSince light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.

+ F0 F# w# M. o/ H& aHow come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
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3 |7 ], E' B4 m& rMoney is not everything.
% W8 G/ P" v$ r) ?There's Mastercard & Visa.

One should love animals.
4 s! ?/ S0 v" T2 G' uThey are so tasty.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

5 F5 }0 R3 H7 o, }Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
life.
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# ^) H& ]& h9 o( e# zThe wise never marry.
& z# L3 g" h1 xand when they marry they become otherwise.

0 ?( I3 M1 r) X: ]6 {. kSuccess is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.
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/ s9 E% E0 {7 Y* n4 t2 g/ ~# e. ^Never put off the work till tomorrow
' c2 H2 w$ D+ [2 \! nwhat you can put off today.
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6 G: n* d6 R: T2 z4 U- p"Your future depend s on your dreams"
So go to sleep
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5 a% R; `3 w, m& x3 vThere should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning

"Hard work never killed anybody"
: r6 K- r$ x$ a: J2 ?2 q' P3 G: zBut why take the risk

3 T2 h: f  c- T  I* Z+ W) z: F/ t, B, I"Work fascinates me"
$ o$ K* c9 [8 N* II can look at it for hours
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God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.
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6 W! G2 s8 ?+ d* B4 XThe more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.

A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........

Dumber

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Hilarious!

織紗千影

lol
* r: l3 {' c, J, c5 x9 u, zlove it ^^