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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
, p; d1 F9 `' J" P. h* dMaria: Here it is.
' v3 ~; O5 W& `3 O# l" q+ _: a! ATeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? ; ]% v' o6 Q/ E5 J$ f
Class: Maria. ; ?5 l% }2 w$ [5 Q; T7 y* Q
, [% x! R% T# r$ p# O6 k m3 ?- fTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
( ]2 h- G+ w- u7 UJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. 2 \, \* [5 z8 T% _! y
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
2 X% M" [6 ?$ n. |7 E5 z, F7 q/ @Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" ; y3 l6 x* W, p- W' {
Teacher: No, that's wrong 9 X' X# A8 x- I# Q7 e: o
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
: k0 h- p- j' ?; k4 E; O& o0 kDonald: H I J K L M N O. 2 t: Q8 y0 s# L" a/ |8 G0 Z q; A
Teacher: What are you talking about?
2 p6 r1 R0 Q* eDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. $ Z& {1 S9 f! A. S. y
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
( @- U7 z4 C+ `1 C- yWinnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
! X8 G, }/ Q# TGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. ( P. t5 W$ @% N2 v& {7 m
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
4 B' U' `6 e0 nMillie: I is...
C. L5 w4 Z+ p: lTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
. G' d9 S( e7 x8 MMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
+ ^ m; P) S' E# r* T/ M' ELouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
. d2 \3 ^( e" S& \4 A/ n qSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? . S. i+ P3 O0 ?- a6 j$ U
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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}6 b. {8 l4 B# `; U2 BTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? # u$ O* K8 H1 C" s
Harold: A teacher 1 o! B1 d6 ~, J$ e2 M
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