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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. {/ O& T9 u& A, ]2 h( j, m
Maria: Here it is.
, u/ h9 a2 w; F1 A X2 yTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
; ?3 ]' S6 J; V* l& N% KClass: Maria.
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/ q2 y& _9 O, a& X5 UTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
* s! |, u* Q, n: T3 E& mJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. 9 W9 h, |/ U x5 O7 _
4 p8 _" R* y7 E" U1 ZTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
q0 p9 A0 B3 a3 ?* `- mGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
- |7 D5 e! _0 kTeacher: No, that's wrong # b5 ~* m# W/ n# j, ?/ Z9 \6 W
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. $ \4 y4 _- Z4 H- b/ o9 |
( O2 g4 U/ ?* W0 V0 GTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
8 o) i4 V% N5 z0 g+ B' IDonald: H I J K L M N O.
1 |8 [& ]! W2 l' T; ATeacher: What are you talking about?
# `% ^% R* L) j! j& o: U3 N- nDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. ( b, O4 L- k H* G
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
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7 N* b# F- f2 @: F+ BTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? * ~; {7 k# g3 k$ N2 L; \- g3 _
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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( l( M5 [+ P( N7 A/ vTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
; ^7 Q m6 C) T) v( S5 E6 l, IMillie: I is... / H; }1 F$ E) U. Q: |9 h8 p& w, ~
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." + s+ |* `- l: g8 {2 E
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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6 H. p$ h, M; q; X6 FTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
; g. F/ ~. F$ ?. d: W/ jLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. ( k( Z) {! c* S& d7 h/ g
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? S: O, W; G F$ G
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 1 Q/ x: X9 \7 z6 G$ g
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? . }& a8 w; G* m2 X5 u
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. " S6 { }8 Z! F3 P9 p8 S0 r: P
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
" ?6 i: ~! V6 L+ N8 nHarold: A teacher 3 \; e( p8 g' p Z, ^$ ~7 _* \. f
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