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7 }# _/ \' [8 n0 h. i# oTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
7 n# c% f5 P. B: }+ n% SMaria: Here it is.
n8 w! K9 L0 V- ^) ^# N9 ZTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 1 O) f, E7 ^4 r
Class: Maria. & c1 @9 w9 y( i/ }! B
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
) K# ]7 V( ^ g) L& q# tJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" ' w$ X3 N- o; \
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
W4 M2 g% F6 x" o5 dTeacher: No, that's wrong
7 c& M2 p% I3 m k& RGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. - p7 e" o4 E) w3 t
7 d3 v6 k) a' d& y! r! K) ETeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
+ t, Q3 v4 i( t9 zDonald: H I J K L M N O.
' v' k4 X* i7 T- E/ g: \Teacher: What are you talking about? " [# _, @ @2 u* X
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 9 t+ o# O6 }- [8 M
* a( i1 T* v6 ~; A% p: c6 wTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
3 m" K% V _6 v) O$ w: ]$ yWinnie: Me! 6 m' F p/ t+ d5 t1 Z6 E
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 8 B+ l8 {: w# L8 v4 K
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. # B0 @* }* s9 v8 }
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
/ B4 P! A/ l* i% `2 J0 D. zMillie: I is...
' I1 |$ c" e# I: a" y4 }) TTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
; F$ A m0 b% G& V( F4 @# \, c( ZMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 7 Z6 q; I, i0 F3 R/ R
* g" B, a T% ^' k9 PTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 3 R( p( ` t A0 m, `
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
8 J' b: ^7 Q1 S4 t( G" A& X5 n$ C- ^Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
1 B3 _1 e% u; c% LClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. . N& \: J+ V: {* N
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? ) s' \& `2 \3 B: s
Harold: A teacher
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