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( Q9 b2 Z4 z8 Y: ]; E, LTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. $ p# S! I3 z9 P' R8 u7 d
Maria: Here it is. 0 `$ w! @0 x; F4 l, g1 I
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? ! |2 G5 }& B6 e
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? : E5 p9 C! [- e; i2 }
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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6 Q+ q# b, X; M4 JTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
# {, V6 |7 [; O8 q/ `! [7 L9 jGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
% s9 }( C( G/ \! m, p* C" uTeacher: No, that's wrong
2 |4 B0 f1 F# V: \* L- @1 z# SGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 2 X5 Z4 O9 ~6 j+ v# @
L. m8 L0 A& f& `8 t z' l+ PTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? g: C6 B) G% N( z8 v' u
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
/ k: K8 t+ L# n: u9 y- S, JTeacher: What are you talking about?
) B4 R# ?# E9 u/ }7 K! ^2 L3 SDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. : m; o$ Y' T# x! K* w" Q
6 |1 D H* D" u* hTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
: i% @6 l1 o' l' q1 ?) S8 [Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? ) `/ f. v5 q5 v) w
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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* w0 i2 T, O: Q4 M: L1 OTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
7 `2 V0 A4 u/ aMillie: I is...
$ f$ a+ t# j+ L% a+ N% yTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." ( d7 q' t$ I3 ~
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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- r- O8 j5 W. N0 l; Z. S5 n, pTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? " L& p. z& @! H& R+ Q
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. ; D1 ]% v3 y' h; A! w
- j! h6 D7 m7 j$ ~' v& eTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
& r1 O( C7 [7 X9 W5 U: cSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. + c! C% H9 L8 _: R
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? / f9 L0 p v* W/ a+ s. D5 L5 |' N$ T
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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6 Y6 [* s8 g5 vTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? / R+ ]4 W5 O; u9 F# _- L+ B9 `* n
Harold: A teacher
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