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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 3 N8 v( f9 I4 e1 |3 v$ Y
Maria: Here it is. ( k9 z+ g2 S8 n7 e. t( Y' |
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
4 v1 e; Q! h9 cClass: Maria. ) |# \) b9 s. e4 p7 j
) q6 m, n1 A- L2 T0 V8 Q/ wTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 9 `/ M( S8 B9 J' D/ q; ?$ w- X
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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) b& a( V2 N* ^# ^. J0 t$ l' eTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
8 f( K" }" A8 k/ A( T* NGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
9 s8 b: g& B t) r( ?Teacher: No, that's wrong ) Y7 F0 R; d$ m6 F; i# E" `3 j
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 7 ?4 t# U6 |8 ?
Donald: H I J K L M N O. 6 k* V, I: ^) K& ]5 h0 H4 r
Teacher: What are you talking about? ! x0 q: D+ R5 @! S) }2 v! N
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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& x1 S: v1 p1 }. t) J- L. N5 Z9 DTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
% \, I5 D8 y; d* \2 L. sWinnie: Me! * `- J% I; w! S5 ^ y4 P- Y9 m
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
4 j, p1 I, F. p. i4 C4 YGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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1 _% L3 q, n7 Y) u7 ~Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
7 E# o1 r0 [9 `+ TMillie: I is... ! }) X( G9 F/ _' n. c. W7 m
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." : B! ^; p5 G) d
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." & g+ {. n6 E6 ?# Q' o+ U
" B, v" C1 x! Q; m5 W G* |3 [7 }Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? + A. r+ q7 d, ~8 o8 f5 f
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. / b& P: A5 w' v5 z$ i' W( N4 k
/ k- i9 [ _4 BTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
( z7 L3 R& ?0 O5 n) V' sSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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# A# O1 l8 l& g- K! iTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
, R, g c2 S* J& W% U4 SClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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$ Q M& P& @6 h5 ~ x$ DTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 6 _' a, T3 B1 v+ m0 f- d% {
Harold: A teacher ( Z, C; A% w! ~; f$ e1 U& Q
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