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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 0 f, V9 i$ P) j
Maria: Here it is.
& t" f4 I! _) m* x5 R5 W+ G7 sTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? & z1 X7 R7 r. P, F1 c/ R, Y
Class: Maria.
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6 T: R; d4 ?% K% HTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
R0 w# X* Z9 ~, G- u7 j: W7 Z# |John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
0 o9 w; o) r1 I' _3 E$ k) u2 UGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 7 I. I2 ~. g3 G9 r7 K; H
Teacher: No, that's wrong + \2 I4 r" ~0 R3 a; ~
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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3 L) D, |4 } fTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? ) f: _+ q5 F V7 t
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
+ S" _' G, d1 O5 Q8 MTeacher: What are you talking about?
" b& [$ L5 c) n6 jDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. . t# P6 d4 \7 [1 I, @
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
- @+ K2 x) Z6 yWinnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
+ @+ A8 J8 a# P6 \1 w' LGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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- o$ R8 j7 ]* O) yTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
& ]" L- o) V' Y4 dMillie: I is... " o2 `2 u) t1 `
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." + j' a# C* `3 m) |& G
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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/ S x$ f* R9 ]5 N( vTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
. J# H$ H! g: P) N }& K& z1 nLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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{9 O' ]5 M; b" \$ VTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
: D l% }* X/ V# l0 p) YSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. . c; K0 F, g7 p. o% S, P
3 U: ~9 L0 B# c* n$ `* Q+ k) uTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? # J! x& F% H+ E8 G5 g8 \/ f- g0 N2 p% H
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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+ c8 ? [ e; E: m, s! s" oTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
. ]& M3 d' j' K& y5 \+ g0 mHarold: A teacher
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