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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
( C% M( Y: X* W0 C: bMaria: Here it is.
$ l1 G; R" N( d3 a% `( ~( cTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? $ t4 v8 B& K' i( O( t
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
! M; w3 W6 @& E. x' q0 d, [John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
1 |9 E O# V1 I$ a9 }Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
8 m0 j: Y2 e* ^+ z7 K- ATeacher: No, that's wrong 0 z j/ R$ K, f" c. k$ e
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
4 F) E2 J1 H ~# ]! E6 }Donald: H I J K L M N O.
4 H( r- V3 V" H6 x8 s4 aTeacher: What are you talking about? & w8 p6 c& O8 i0 c0 \" {! E
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. $ r9 V7 s6 k/ c2 e$ P4 L
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 7 h" Q8 P& S& Q, M, R
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? " X( P5 z: z9 p" T# M
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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I" Q7 E" n" P7 gTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
9 k7 Q% }9 S$ jMillie: I is... ; \2 w% V/ \8 J0 v8 _3 E
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." ) ]- w5 }# u0 X. Q" ~& M) W
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
/ R6 u8 T' @1 y& g- ]Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 0 [" M0 W1 M' K5 z% T1 N
+ c6 y* Y1 l. _+ R; [5 |3 \1 eTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
8 B" a$ }% V4 {' O3 BSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 4 k+ v1 r& y4 W4 J2 J
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. , i" L- h: `0 B4 B
" `& s& W! {4 C8 Z+ J' oTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
+ I& O# `" {1 N3 i( M% v' KHarold: A teacher
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