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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. + g" a7 H* ] J8 o8 i. I
Maria: Here it is. 1 z1 T/ c4 }2 `0 z: I) l! s
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
5 g P& I1 w" Z: A) s" dClass: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
/ q5 ^3 I3 a+ Q% B" g# f4 [John: You told me to do it without using tables. - w* Q7 c- i( x/ J9 G" y+ l
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
! I% F5 H2 n( {Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
6 C J/ T! u, z5 X9 r6 yTeacher: No, that's wrong ' H, \& M$ ~; ?6 @; S) `3 \
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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7 w, o5 a4 {7 q9 O; V$ zTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
5 k* k7 P+ i/ YDonald: H I J K L M N O.
$ |: ^( E0 L# lTeacher: What are you talking about? ( N0 _6 C3 P1 n( O, k
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 7 b5 i; W& D# |; j* _. i+ s% f
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
7 i0 k! X, u) b/ T7 R* [# j& P5 Q: pWinnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
+ u1 q; A: w+ k7 a# iGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Z* c6 w( b p. ^2 A3 Q. c6 B' [Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
! P" m$ z" N: k9 O0 nMillie: I is... 9 Y) `& C, x/ Z/ m: u$ D
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
" C4 n% v7 [2 p# KMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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+ H4 b2 W+ h/ ?# nTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
9 j: `- a' H% W: r: fLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. ?/ s" p9 H Y$ u1 [3 C8 G6 O4 V% S
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 4 f6 ?& Q- c0 c, y
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 9 v! g- Q4 o- R& g% `4 I
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? x5 f: I3 J3 Y. n5 d8 J3 |
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
4 L) y8 S3 i6 s2 A5 \1 BHarold: A teacher
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