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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
0 i$ B/ H* {& l* T0 p# ~7 BMaria: Here it is. / w5 f* M$ ?: b
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? , o3 X' N* r3 V+ ]) q. M8 d
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' E s) v9 ]; Q* STeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
: }9 G- [7 s `( h5 x2 cJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. 2 @7 O. I9 t* D% ?
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
4 ~$ v6 }, i7 E+ tGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" ' O) j6 l k% [1 H6 e/ h
Teacher: No, that's wrong 5 E5 \; m& o: D+ m/ {
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 3 a- U) d% H) G6 y7 r- ^
Donald: H I J K L M N O. . n9 Z, `; D6 o4 i
Teacher: What are you talking about? : q( f7 e, y, j' o
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 4 [' _& v3 x7 g* S! u, t
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 3 u2 R7 k2 D' a+ U" y1 C/ z
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. , d3 S( H9 Z* G& L* E
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 2 j& y# h- i7 K* M; F
Millie: I is...
6 d4 l x7 d5 m% eTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 8 s9 @. H f; X9 F( D2 R
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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+ `" b! |% J/ }6 ~- G& eTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 7 r! O/ ?# I B6 ^' o$ r
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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" Q/ l+ u6 B. o- R% p3 a" v/ TTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? G* ?# r. j- i( _
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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9 Y' G8 N& t9 m1 y; ZTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
' ?4 \5 t0 I% P7 K' H; `. ?- ^Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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1 n! [) j* C2 ?, o' V4 G% qTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? , a( X% a5 ~" N6 n2 a+ g
Harold: A teacher 4 \3 l% V) I% X5 C. F3 m
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