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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!5 s9 W+ \* t1 _
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
3 V( c2 B z8 S) ~5 b, P6 pcourse of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful; [% Z& n$ X# P7 G5 L% P7 `0 m
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.# ?4 @$ C" b) z" m+ h
/ v! V3 r: u6 s4 S3 v" U T6 GMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and7 N! o E9 l" w+ q$ w6 c
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.5 ^& @ p" s' w' d1 Q" I! u
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.6 U" c" G) Q1 p+ C7 b9 I$ ]
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
~( k# b/ U6 O4 p: pthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
1 @3 S4 y) h* y4 H5 uyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
' X. n; R: [5 j( `2 \5 b lgravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be0 w5 W* ]: v4 W& Q- ?) ]
sure."
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
& D! G7 B' `4 sI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
9 J1 `4 h# R' [( q0 UI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
4 E' X7 G' A Xthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".9 T4 S! Q/ H7 ~- U
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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"Dear Son.........
" d% M- z% d5 ~* U: e7 TI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
. @; z$ E) @ C3 esaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains% R5 L0 E8 V5 e2 T
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
! |' y2 }$ p' C, }9 T/ I5 fgravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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