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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!) r* D& ~7 y" t9 Y v' m ~4 Q5 R
- r; }; q; l7 ~Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
' D2 r j, p, B! bcourse of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and- I# c: k% N% k% T, J4 D" U
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.& a; H& k$ m6 B/ D
) u$ g7 v& q- F# d& g6 |% d; ?- POver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
' t( l1 C- B! iHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met# o9 k" h- m+ y# L2 ]0 j9 `) [
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1 i/ }3 |# n' D: H/ F% t2 eReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
* t4 @6 M2 |" {thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates." L- r) b) U* S+ {$ C, m: A _
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
7 E) i+ U0 L' X3 n6 Lyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver6 Z j' Z6 r% r1 k
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?") ^+ D2 O+ H: B. e0 j3 w3 a+ U
. s# O1 @: F' ^ n6 ABrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be( z9 w' r' T) z2 ~, y. a
sure."
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: ~- a. w( {2 |' AHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
/ o2 T+ ^9 h! _* I- n5 II'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
2 K. k2 c- X/ ?2 O' U" GI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
/ u! K, }9 b) b$ O8 _that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".6 M6 C# @1 v0 O
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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! e/ o% g0 f5 w/ P"Dear Son.........2 h7 Z+ s0 x3 R2 H3 |
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
& {$ n9 A% D! C# F+ G: Fsaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains1 c& Y8 e9 E! [' {
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver8 E( c; p: F8 k2 `" E
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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