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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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' D! H% b4 G4 s( }! e) }/ rBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the' I/ X% E3 M/ z
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful* A1 N9 A9 ~& D% W; o
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.$ A6 f8 L3 B! O
0 l) _9 ]* w* PMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and" z( k; }! E0 q' S4 J% {$ V* P) g
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.$ k6 E* B! d0 y( i/ @
3 |- a1 _& U' `; M9 {* R7 zOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.+ A; b' m$ S7 T
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
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0 B+ {" r. L; F# ~2 \6 ]& G/ Y, Y" YBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....2 j6 a# Z9 r' o! y4 m
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and' x. ^7 e4 w- [$ i$ F7 ]3 [
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
$ a* e, v4 S$ i! R$ N, qthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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"Dear Son.........% R$ ]5 i( U: E% ?" s
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
+ K5 K0 Y/ r% `+ F8 D Psaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains9 ?% _1 \4 W0 S; _* A9 e- L
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
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