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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!/ a9 \0 n/ ]2 ]- o
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the# [/ J4 C: S! B/ U
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
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" u. E' v( |' S7 }) T! X/ FMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and& Q; G* R5 F9 F D' [/ Y/ E
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.+ w8 s! C6 i! P& { ~) T Y4 A& z% f
. R1 D6 S* r/ U/ WOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.$ b) l6 N- X) |7 j" C* _
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met9 y/ K" K: {) l2 x" }
the eye.
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
/ t$ R! u. C8 s( T9 o. c" {thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
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gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?": U: H0 m# x, @9 T4 {
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be3 F6 S& [/ j* u2 h
sure."
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) ]: l9 P& S, A8 {He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....5 J) Z, e" ]5 b) A: z8 _, d
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and, S, F* _5 E* a
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
; P* B) y z& Z/ w1 lthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that. P- w6 R$ O4 R+ h( I5 }
read:
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"Dear Son........./ g8 O" v7 [0 x7 U+ k" C& N
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
. A1 B( }& u8 L# Osaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains. F5 U1 q) b: ]9 ?
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver" S7 ~. S, q9 D5 m- [8 y( H
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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