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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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1 j1 n# m5 p2 S* V* d/ J5 DBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
7 I C6 T7 g. Lcourse of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful/ n# _/ `! g. ]3 q
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.5 Z. M- i( F9 f! u
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and2 r4 d: n1 m9 { }
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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/ p, Q U- F4 @; x/ r3 @; mOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs./ c ~7 f, [" [ A! ?8 d! W1 g
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
W! r9 d. U z- D% u- athinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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8 b: W( t% M/ ]; N& yAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
. `9 [! l" {5 L7 P" X6 q/ v7 Jyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver! T2 I5 i! T0 s) ^) D" k9 \
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"1 X& l" { A# g/ ^4 z3 V
# r- ~# V" |, G+ U" YBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
: Q1 j( N) Y, G5 F) B' j7 ^I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
3 H1 D" o$ y5 ]: c4 @ K& QI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
0 g& z7 C! g. ?) dthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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" v* D7 W. {8 Y: Z) h( eSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that) U i6 R$ M) W" N+ A
read:
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9 C$ a' Z/ l+ ^"Dear Son.........5 s$ X+ A X) Y0 b, d3 W5 {0 r
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
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: P( r; d6 P6 V2 J9 Z: L& Pthat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver @5 ?$ X/ P" {2 Z% {9 u! I
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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