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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!7 E( ]& t% m/ n, B, U
* v7 T) u6 F/ L" j% q: nBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the# o! ]9 ]$ t/ x# D9 q0 W4 |
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful! i9 w0 n, p% w+ ]
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
$ J8 T1 X& B+ V$ z# \: W. VStephanie and this had only made her more curious.3 W. \8 Y4 F8 ]/ D* ]2 o! G
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.: ]/ G7 D" E1 o0 D" Q9 [
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met& v/ l# K$ h8 V$ f. e% \) I
the eye.
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be3 `% h+ u- J4 Q( w. k
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
( X R- _0 m# H' I1 M* U0 l9 uyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
! _) c/ F) U- O, C. Ygravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be. ^, l$ k+ U! g% R/ @
sure."
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& p. [, a& }# QHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,..... e$ p" H" t7 Q( r# ?, m
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and. N6 N; a4 \" K. j, l
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
) ^; N0 j( ~$ V3 Dthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".$ t: c [2 Q/ S9 n
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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! F' ] K0 {8 y9 |) t9 ~I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not" \9 g F# c4 C- Z( Y% _
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
" l' T/ p7 e9 u6 H( ]6 j% gthat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver4 D+ b* R$ s) A, B) ~3 K
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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