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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the" x0 p; N% [! r6 s
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
+ d9 D) N1 p8 ^. c: V3 }* GBrians' roommate Stephanie was.
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
. x5 }% x) d5 K& U! iStephanie and this had only made her more curious.+ u6 j4 I6 F: t" e* |
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.9 i0 ]3 `- o- }% ]5 R4 z
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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; a5 s) v$ g# P0 uReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be+ \! B1 u9 o7 t1 z" V! e
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since; R: G9 m$ n7 ?6 y9 Q; i; ~: J
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver1 J8 Y& k: a5 q) ?
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"+ t7 p9 d2 F. J- v- L8 n% [
& t: l3 t0 J; n+ s4 h7 C/ y: b( IBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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4 ]" [/ T2 G" I+ F( |He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
" ]$ ^4 \0 f7 h- Y6 H( _I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and' |! {: u1 z) W$ s2 J) E1 a+ o
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains4 U( C2 l0 J T
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that% O+ t# v D" n7 P1 \* c
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# a) O7 X# } o$ K+ C"Dear Son.........+ b9 T0 ^; V/ g. n2 L i, e% j
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not; Y% V9 b# y, |* S$ {# M. u2 l
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
3 I& j* X) D, v8 r2 cthat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver( ^2 C3 D7 I/ R( C* e# i
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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