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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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; y$ F, U1 K+ K" zBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the* N- J% ]; O+ _) O- ~/ i
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
" G" h L X5 ] R) U2 QBrians' roommate Stephanie was.2 a$ V) D% K) t, o b+ E$ y
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
1 O3 }3 k* _ CStephanie and this had only made her more curious.4 ^" [, ~! ^" E, D2 a5 W
" ^9 e2 p7 ]+ y4 LOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
% @; A& v- g" o; XHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met' `2 Q( o+ s0 N+ ]' S
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
) R6 U/ M, p0 L* l& l8 M/ hthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates." D' w& s- _# _
$ V/ H; G; c( a; `! z- W( PAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
) H7 D; x# [ cyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver8 \. a& }$ ?2 B: \) U
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"% s% L+ d; Q% W* l2 E
' \# Z8 Y6 O- \Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be7 b9 s* l5 ~2 ]4 X
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
* W5 R$ w* C I! Q5 G$ C/ K4 gI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and( [: ^; P# u6 i5 ]0 Q2 G6 B
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
( K' _2 ^1 `1 X9 f# vthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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$ r) e1 s B6 p1 x" r2 VSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that7 ]" b% Y5 ^+ G7 V
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"Dear Son.........! d. s3 `6 l8 |& p4 \! h
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not. A p" L3 S _5 u
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
7 z- n9 k, s; e& ~- Z5 e& Lthat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
5 y6 M0 p2 n/ n2 B: F+ egravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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