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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!3 k" T0 t. c4 K( T- S1 u
( B/ G- _; H6 Y1 h6 H$ ?, KBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
2 `0 F e$ q/ H7 C# i- Lcourse of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
7 U' d4 q2 _3 u0 c0 mBrians' roommate Stephanie was.1 L$ j! [. m# x0 W4 O$ e: |' I0 x
3 D- R- [. p1 Y9 u+ w" l3 ?Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and1 @+ F4 i0 ]2 @: T7 s
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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2 y% s# b G3 R: T) fOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.0 M3 a- v- m8 g$ U a) m7 |
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
; j- W1 \4 o( M2 J' Wthe eye.
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! `$ }6 i6 _# C% {$ M# ?Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be& W- o9 h) s5 e3 ]6 w7 C! Q$ @! j' B
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."( _6 Y0 @ C7 G# _. G
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
2 T5 v* a6 Z+ g8 ^. D" X. Gyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
: |' W1 M2 s9 F4 X1 @! @gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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+ b, s) k, t6 F9 zBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be. l% u' x3 @( [$ k: _: `. t: g
sure."( S" v1 i" x4 @ _+ E! D- O
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
G. E$ `$ e1 m: _; O8 f/ l9 [I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
% c! X4 f/ G6 }. A5 Y) dI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains5 {$ P; F6 x4 `
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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# q$ Z3 u7 e6 J! O1 y5 A+ p9 gSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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"Dear Son.........; }) ^% a1 o( g3 Q1 U+ z! j* u
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not3 J2 P* C' z2 s* v# |5 s
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
6 t' X6 U5 h8 |" @that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
4 p7 }6 m3 w, R! |. B4 p2 Kgravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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