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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!' j7 }4 `+ w1 |" h& M
5 F+ m$ t, ^0 b5 |6 |# u4 ]Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
" X' N! P5 \- f& ~1 z) I, Fcourse of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
7 I- l+ b/ H2 lBrians' roommate Stephanie was.4 `. _1 U% k( B+ w) V
; F5 X, V% C* C% k5 \Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
6 E( q% {+ [; P4 g% u4 l; w HStephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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' p4 B" j1 k Y2 P% ZOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.$ q( q% E& `# p# E
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met: V. V2 N- [( f
the eye.
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3 p9 T }3 {" d( QReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
( L* u% w3 H+ p# b9 \# f: cthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."; x1 x* o6 U7 n
% o6 x7 y0 f' v& U4 @- JAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since) D1 o( f, x* ^! B
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver, o( o/ O$ H$ w3 ^
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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3 S2 a+ X4 I8 ]! qBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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& J, j: [( m; JHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....; c4 S; Y/ }) o1 p
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
" ?; k; F4 ^9 N8 K- |I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains( f, }2 |7 M/ u$ r# h$ q- F
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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"Dear Son.........0 M7 A& U, ~6 z( |- {) O8 _
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
' P+ Z$ x9 @+ H8 _. gsaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains3 d) f4 _; V* G! d L9 ~ Y
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver* E& ^; C) X* `) ]
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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