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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!1 I5 y, r: I) t0 ?4 E6 S
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
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) { \! ~& a- m9 TBrians' roommate Stephanie was.
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" D2 |9 g6 G7 pMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
& F4 Z8 ]6 C5 e, i MStephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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7 D3 c3 w7 e/ L/ b Q& P' eOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.2 |- y# E! _; m6 @
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
* ?# Y/ z& q/ K% t) A. xthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."5 \8 `0 x% e5 S/ E& F! h2 p6 E' U+ N
, r( b) r3 ], v! t2 p; k# RAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
5 G% Z# d" o% V6 }# o7 a; _9 xyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
h: J# x/ d6 l0 H) U. V; i0 Wgravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"+ N4 _, ]6 x+ r d% P% ^
/ B# F& a/ g# m" F. R$ ?Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be/ \( l5 U6 M: U$ Y1 L$ M
sure."
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....3 m) i1 m% u& \& O) q
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
- W! f4 v0 U* d- s& OI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains K6 J! q' T6 ~! d+ A; Q
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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# w& s" K2 P" VSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that) L! k w$ b* h# c" _2 N
read:
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( O% }. i0 h- P; y* K! X"Dear Son.........
% i+ d1 Q7 u% y' v9 A2 o7 J) A3 v4 MI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not2 H' L1 L$ ^6 J
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains W1 s1 c1 V5 x
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
* U9 {, F; |, n! \7 s9 B9 Jgravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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