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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!9 _& s" `: h( R6 M6 u
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
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Brians' roommate Stephanie was.; F( p: R r' z/ K0 `- D
- k2 _" R2 l2 S0 j4 P" nMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and2 d+ k3 b4 X7 D: g, V* L& k- {! m
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.& _+ Z7 E* O2 b' H8 n) Q+ B
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
% o# U. B' V0 L: ?- |! O$ w1 Wthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."- P6 X# \, d/ @1 v- ~% s3 |
& O1 k, F& A0 \9 l& k, aAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
( N, X5 R; [ z' r4 |$ E2 tyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver5 A# t* c4 @- v" ]. _
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"2 t ] S6 B0 T
$ A P- S* J0 A5 u( ?Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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1 j6 T" @& U1 |) M1 Y X% X: H- {He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
* b5 d+ q. U0 W+ m, X* \I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and* v! Q; t$ n1 R( ?5 P! p
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains, k9 m* I/ m( I0 h& B6 U
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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2 n/ W/ @' m0 o0 K& v# hSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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"Dear Son.........& V! a& ^) v9 L" N% \
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not# x4 l+ b u4 _8 ^1 z- H. B
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains7 c& `- ~' ~: n8 m
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
1 G( d+ c( M' Q4 x. }9 R/ jgravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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