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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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( C0 P$ X% X! J# X: kBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
; r- Y1 X( ]. t6 J5 xcourse of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
- B3 D) n/ h/ f5 A H6 wBrians' roommate Stephanie was.
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and- S" v: j9 M6 f6 K
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.; X- I$ r" {) j# P0 |1 ?
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
1 V- H1 `6 i( F8 EHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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; l8 b q% \4 z& E, X% l [Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be/ b, c" I# R0 i& J
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."8 C* n( p! Z' G# E
1 C; \2 J" b) ~( S i2 B) uAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
) H0 E6 \3 r4 P- @7 byour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
5 M' p, U( c4 q! b# O8 a. S4 sgravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be# Z% D0 ?) I' D$ I! B$ q9 ?
sure."
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. _ w [! [; v4 i. ?; L, KHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....& }& k- R- V& |& `( o& I: F
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
4 b. W4 _ d2 K3 G, H, ]" E0 nI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
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T) h: s1 Q3 x% S9 z* ^Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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: c6 ~2 _$ ~2 u4 P0 H/ b"Dear Son.........3 U" `+ g' F5 M, f; L/ ~
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not: x: [) n4 l# e0 B
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
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gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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