 鲜花( 21)  鸡蛋( 0)
|
A panda walks into a delicatessan. He orders a sandwhich and begins to eat quietly. When the waiter gave him his check, the panda suddenly stood up and pulled out a gun, shot out all the 8 b4 ^8 ~: O5 i) E! ^9 j6 J. ?* A. D
windows, then began to leave the deli, the
+ x, F$ L, m1 n4 `( Fmanager said "Hey! You have to pay for all the damage you did AND the sandwhich!"
, i* q: |; X7 o9 v1 y- j, l: u) W1 `5 _8 V% G. t( V$ ]5 q5 _ X
Then the panda said "Hey! ( W) ?3 M( k7 Y8 z. C
n# ?9 O+ ]# e, z: a
I'm a panda! Look it up!" So when the
6 ^2 w8 V* l. K
5 T- T) f! T1 y8 xmanager got home, he did. The dictionary : @* a/ Z1 I6 ^
* N6 ^5 i! n, ^* psaid |
|