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A panda walks into a delicatessan. He orders a sandwhich and begins to eat quietly. When the waiter gave him his check, the panda suddenly stood up and pulled out a gun, shot out all the , [* q9 ~2 g( `* i) K6 O' t- }
windows, then began to leave the deli, the
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Then the panda said "Hey!
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, d: y, y2 N! t3 {' Q [3 ?I'm a panda! Look it up!" So when the + W3 J+ O2 Y3 v5 e) e% l
- `2 ~9 j7 O( ^$ xmanager got home, he did. The dictionary
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