A Panda joke

没心没肺

A panda walks into a delicatessan. He orders a sandwhich and begins to eat quietly. When the waiter gave him his check, the panda suddenly stood up and pulled out a gun, shot out all the
windows, then began to leave the deli, the
manager said "Hey! You have to pay for all the damage you did AND the sandwhich!"
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Then the panda said "Hey!
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冬日繁星

interesting, wanna see

冬日繁星

does it mean that panda looks like a robber? I didn't get it quite well

echochen

what?

小叶子

KANKAN

小叶子

原帖由 冬日繁星 于 2008-2-26 16:26 发表
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"Eats shoots and leaves"

shoots 名词是嫩芽, 动词是射击
leaves 名词是叶子, 动词是离开
$ x( |' O2 x1 y6 C$ b这句话本来的意思是说熊猫是吃竹笋和竹叶的动物, 但是这里应该理解成"吃了, 射击了然后离开了"
觉的是个扣字眼的笑话.
/ I: `; ?7 ^6 p$ q' Y; a7 J不知道这样的理解是否合适, 请高手指正.

sweetspot

原帖由 小叶子 于 2008-2-29 20:43 发表
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"Eats shoots and leaves"
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6 ^: Z- b, |+ R4 ~shoots 名词是嫩芽, 动词是射击
! ~0 |. b$ P% jleaves 名词是叶子, 动词是离开
0 i5 o$ H' y8 N2 s8 n这句话本来的意思是说熊猫是吃竹笋和竹叶的动物, 但是这里应该理解成"吃了, 射击了然后离开了"
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小美猪

想知道~~

織紗千影

想知道 >3<

mission

See...................

billzhao

原帖由 小叶子 于 2008-2-29 20:43 发表
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"Eats shoots and leaves"

3 {' U/ p2 j7 u2 i5 Z9 Mshoots 名词是嫩芽, 动词是射击
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7 y# I9 G$ c4 h$ ~! ]% I( h这句话本来的意思是说熊猫是吃竹笋和竹叶的动物, 但是这里应该理解成"吃了, 射击了然后离开了"
觉的是个扣字眼的 ...

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I was wondering what east shoots meant until I read yours.
Good understanding!

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9527

Xbfeng

See see!

小美猪

Eats shoots and leaves
fuuny
old joke~~~~~~   one year ago~

没心没肺

哈哈，老帖子被翻出来了。

billzhao

好故事，多看几遍也无妨

快乐天使

kankan

奔驰发动机

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propeller

绿枫叶

Wow, So many master-hand, I need see all article

tina89

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what's the next?

jordancq

what is point?

sdr

xiaoice

wanna see see

chmwl

riny

看看

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cg666

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