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Marriage viewpoint
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When I had been married for 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day
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4 S! l# g4 W$ a. Bslept on a sofa bed, and watched a 10-inch black and white TV. But I got
' G* f6 a* P; u Wto sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old blonde.'
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# u+ h& Z$ H- V8 n3 S'Now, we have a nice house, nice car, a big king-sized bed, and a plasma
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that you're not holding up your side of things.'/ D5 H+ h$ [6 ?8 @
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My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot# A7 l* ]; p( f. Q+ u! l
25-year-old blonde; and, she would make absolutely sure that I would
7 n5 X0 H8 I) W: k; U F6 xonce again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping
" j& K4 `. f: w5 y- Bon a sofa bed, and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.
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Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your problems in; S. d6 Q* w* h$ H- s2 T0 ^
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