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Marriage viewpoint
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When I had been married for 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day& ?9 B- N3 o/ G2 A
and said, 'Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car,
0 _! s& q# x1 B0 i" `1 m+ n) pslept on a sofa bed, and watched a 10-inch black and white TV. But I got+ s2 `' T& V& r
to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old blonde.'
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j1 q4 ^2 t% s* H8 i'Now, we have a nice house, nice car, a big king-sized bed, and a plasma$ q! b; O# a; A1 c7 o- X
screen TV. But, I'm sleeping with a 50-year-old woman. It seems to me& k+ W/ N1 R) B/ L9 [ }2 w
that you're not holding up your side of things.'7 o9 a. q4 q9 W. k
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My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot
& y) _$ |7 u- h/ j0 Z: d25-year-old blonde; and, she would make absolutely sure that I would
/ T4 P O2 w8 x2 Konce again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping& [7 T/ m; j, S4 q+ e
on a sofa bed, and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.
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Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your problems in* ?" ~: M$ U- P2 R: V- q
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