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Marriage viewpoint , `$ N* n9 S! J' s& h2 q0 l
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When I had been married for 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day1 \& V* ~- J! w7 X
and said, 'Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car,
3 g+ ?2 |: b/ l5 kslept on a sofa bed, and watched a 10-inch black and white TV. But I got7 h6 e. r; N5 D0 h
to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old blonde.'3 q: P; m/ Q! I% U2 b4 K
/ i ~" X3 S# K* ^8 ['Now, we have a nice house, nice car, a big king-sized bed, and a plasma
/ O0 H0 ]2 X1 A( i/ R4 n8 }screen TV. But, I'm sleeping with a 50-year-old woman. It seems to me
" f1 H: M3 \7 f! G3 w4 Pthat you're not holding up your side of things.'
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My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot
( |5 X1 b# @! D7 A25-year-old blonde; and, she would make absolutely sure that I would: D* ~8 a& _% u* u
once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping
1 O1 y! a8 I8 L* y% {& ^on a sofa bed, and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.- T# S( v+ Y% Z1 `4 O
, [ P0 t2 L7 U2 m: p# \Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your problems in1 r: I' R& W1 D- V9 e' b
a hurry. |
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