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2 S0 C: @1 a8 lWhen I had been married for 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day
; l% e% h K& @7 Xand said, 'Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car,/ E' X/ l j! k2 g3 y% V0 i
slept on a sofa bed, and watched a 10-inch black and white TV. But I got6 K! |5 w: o) J0 }* k0 }
to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old blonde.'
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1 {0 T0 L' i0 W( m7 E3 g'Now, we have a nice house, nice car, a big king-sized bed, and a plasma6 c e) P+ n: c o% d$ m) j
screen TV. But, I'm sleeping with a 50-year-old woman. It seems to me3 B4 _7 h- [# I f. T% o0 F% W
that you're not holding up your side of things.'' t) _% [$ q- \1 J
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My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot
2 o% V6 j1 B \' v- n' V- H7 M25-year-old blonde; and, she would make absolutely sure that I would
1 z4 `7 U3 [) @6 ?5 ~1 conce again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping# n3 X9 B0 _. A8 P, ]. S0 R; W4 m
on a sofa bed, and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.+ j* k0 s$ O: p
" r+ Y# _' `6 i1 u- pAren't older women great? They really know how to solve your problems in8 l' ?( K8 J" C/ \% p9 Z
a hurry. |
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