Never lie to a woman

没心没肺

A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
; J$ b) x& b$ u1 x8 x1 tfishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.
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  l' H, G5 D3 z7 i! R' h4 cWe'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
8 T4 Y, t$ t! W; Y7 _6 Y% Vweek and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
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2 e2 Y$ [! P3 r) iThe wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
exactly what her husband asked.
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& s+ }4 ^( t1 B0 G% MThe following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.

The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
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He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
1 M4 G8 x2 h8 A3 I$ ydidn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'
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+ K' U3 f* W, _& _, oThe wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....'

billzhao

smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Eunice.kk

Smart woman.

織紗千影

I read this one before~

没心没肺

原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-2-24 23:02 发表
7 w& e% Q$ Y0 Vsmart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

- ^* F, `: l0 m# l2 F! N5 v# F3 ACut off his........