Never lie to a woman

没心没肺

A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
5 J7 _& O) |/ y, @3 p% }fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.

3 L3 L) v; c9 r: A/ k8 I8 AWe'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
( J/ u) M* i: L1 Z2 D# N: V2 Lweek and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
; t4 q- _" m6 ~, m3 h, s2 M# @0 kI will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
6 s/ P/ w+ e2 Y: y' Wsilk pajamas.'
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2 l, G. C# S3 `The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
exactly what her husband asked.

8 T: J) G! Q" ~1 rThe following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
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The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?

He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
* D4 j% m- F6 i/ }; {didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'


The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....'

billzhao

smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Eunice.kk

Smart woman.

織紗千影

I read this one before~

没心没肺

原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-2-24 23:02 发表
5 z/ M& C) o( Z- |0 ^smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Cut off his........