Never lie to a woman

没心没肺

A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
9 R7 S6 l2 e& v6 ~% jfishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.
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We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
8 U; d" p' w3 d" Eweek and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
5 a) d2 n3 F8 OI will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
silk pajamas.'
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The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
exactly what her husband asked.

5 `- G% Y# _6 O" g, m" g8 UThe following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.

* H! s0 m( c4 Q1 Z  H% Y, hThe wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
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' n1 Q* q1 {2 B9 r8 ^. j. @  K* pHe said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'
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The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....'

billzhao

smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Eunice.kk

Smart woman.

織紗千影

I read this one before~

没心没肺

原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-2-24 23:02 发表
smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Cut off his........