Never lie to a woman

没心没肺

A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.

  `% F: p/ {4 m2 S3 RWe'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
1 n- ?! z9 h$ d0 h( ]3 R* U' ZI will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
0 Y5 X  U. V' B5 b: x9 Ksilk pajamas.'

The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
5 {  \8 F& h! R; Qexactly what her husband asked.

9 M/ P. K2 I6 T3 T& {* xThe following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.

The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
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1 t' c1 {: F; C. _He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'
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The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....'

billzhao

smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Eunice.kk

Smart woman.

織紗千影

I read this one before~

没心没肺

原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-2-24 23:02 发表
smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

* M7 x- f& B0 f; D8 f2 X  P4 PCut off his........