Never lie to a woman

没心没肺

A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
1 }/ C+ F  X+ [0 y  N; }7 jfishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.
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We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
/ l+ U& h3 x. K4 Y  r7 @Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
silk pajamas.'
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9 }1 Q8 K" M  [0 ^+ {! Q# wThe wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
exactly what her husband asked.

7 O9 ^1 h3 d+ Y% J% G: c2 ~# yThe following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
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) m! M  S% Y6 u9 ]The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?

0 K5 a+ K% }# o6 BHe said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'
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9 W7 j9 K$ X8 W7 \1 X/ t( E- \The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....'

billzhao

smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Eunice.kk

Smart woman.

織紗千影

I read this one before~

没心没肺

原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-2-24 23:02 发表
smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

6 E  P! r1 H7 _' J" W. }Cut off his........