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A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go) o% `* \4 L, o/ e) p& q
fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.
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We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that& {& Q7 U2 v. {$ d! {
Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a# v: R, Y8 l) n0 y
week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
p/ p; h6 X# A8 {I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue9 `5 L: y4 ]: z$ b& D3 |! T
silk pajamas.'/ W4 L9 `: i" N. U3 Q2 v
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The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
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The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.( Z3 l: e) z9 e' N* i
1 ~' C1 E' Z; q3 eThe wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?5 M& \" E8 @9 D* O5 E4 D) A
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He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why) @" A# O9 w0 E, P/ S7 J
didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?': ]3 k7 \& J* t, F. b
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The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....' |
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发表于 2008-2-23 22:53
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发表于 2008-2-24 23:02
Smart woman.
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