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A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
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We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
$ @, X+ k1 z8 i/ A* S: f3 A8 sPromotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a9 Z: c5 B* D* A* j( @9 M9 r
week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
( ^9 F0 Q+ Z- S3 d& x& gI will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
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The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
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The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
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6 h0 m/ t# G2 l5 V# s# f1 [The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish? ]: `( C, F; N- M
5 S2 W3 J# [* f2 @) y& I4 KHe said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
, @- L- G2 Y5 z$ odidn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'
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" u- o; E4 s6 t, uThe wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....' |
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发表于 2008-2-23 22:53
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发表于 2008-2-24 23:02
Smart woman.
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