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A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
6 `8 }9 x9 R4 J$ Y$ n% ^% Ufishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.1 L/ z; b# l+ e" @0 Y) F
8 r/ k5 q' c- D; ~6 R& YWe'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that& R8 V4 W- `8 l3 [) [
Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a' b$ l. d5 m+ \, R' ^0 O$ Q+ U" v D
week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
- A6 G; J0 N. v9 l& qI will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue$ f& Z/ q9 p$ w
silk pajamas.'
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The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
4 Z/ F, [8 h# U/ {- G$ _exactly what her husband asked.5 [. ]3 C: ]8 j
5 G, t- P/ p: pThe following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.( a1 r/ I6 v- M0 ^2 }
; o& Z2 O, s- X; M2 A9 ^) q1 ]The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
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$ f* _8 v% T' D# l& fHe said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why$ n; U# X4 e9 k4 f
didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'; R/ t8 f0 L. o4 f3 l, E
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The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....' |
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