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A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
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4 X5 R4 |& ]7 E1 R+ fWe'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that2 Q" N3 I T' D( ?
Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a% i2 l: x1 g$ a. s4 `- w( J r& Q
week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &: _6 }& I( D/ S5 `) W+ E
I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue7 m0 Y3 E# C- k: t: C* a* B
silk pajamas.'
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" r9 M" \& l9 J/ n7 ~& FThe wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did: e- _. H( T9 Z2 n( [9 w) x3 P8 `6 S
exactly what her husband asked.; t* Y' y3 V, C4 V. U
% k! N9 @7 e7 ]! bThe following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
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8 l) c- I1 U9 N: W( aThe wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
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) k |9 N, [ c2 F% Q6 ~He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
x& t# m2 I8 P/ c; Ldidn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'3 ^; g; D: x' R% m
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The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....' |
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