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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN :
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( i$ @: g* j9 ^Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
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7 `# D6 k. S1 z* w( A$ u" a) l" j/ @, WWalk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
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4 W! t; b% V; {9 O: t: ~If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
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Look at your womanly physique in the mirror --
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Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. 1 m/ b2 f' ?9 I! ?; I2 T! c
$ k: X7 m# P6 i5 m. dWash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. * m5 x: c# U9 o" c: L( |+ \
5 @) T. i- R; Y) z& q& `Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
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Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..
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p& x% T% z5 V* nWash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
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1 Q9 T( N: @: M; q% ~0 R" P2 `+ |Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. 3 C$ c7 P7 Y( J3 R7 u3 X' s
6 a, U" s: @$ H. i7 N9 CRinse conditioner off hair.
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* V& H1 \, N9 i4 }# P% v$ sShave armpits and legs.& g" D5 v* E) W A% {
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Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.2 f# A7 S: |; U
5 l" x# ]! z: T% p2 L5 _4 MSpray mold spots with Tilex.
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Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. ( ^1 i$ f# m- ^" k$ S8 e
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Wrap hair in super absorbent towel. % ~7 x+ g2 M( O, U; r
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Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
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( ^0 Y. x4 q7 f5 \/ H0 h; \If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. 2 m6 }1 U' u. W9 |6 F: X
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, V; l# v* P. V' y% c7 p$ IHOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN: $ d/ A4 j, W* B7 v/ Z z
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Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile. ( i; T i. y$ @- L4 N
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If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo sound. + h* O/ K8 l& Y/ L/ F
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Look at your manly physique in the mirror. ' G& a7 }8 j- @: ^
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Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt. % F; w0 t$ o# i) Y5 [9 U1 l
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Get in the shower. Wash your face.Wash your armpits. : Y8 u3 T e; }6 Y; ^
' H, v5 j6 p% ]: \; o! _Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
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Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
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# k0 n, G; W) O: n/ r& d* F5 y5 kSpend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
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Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. / q4 ]$ A. h2 p' _3 s4 o9 f9 p
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Rinse off and get out of shower. , b4 ^8 Y) ~& E) ~: u! |
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Partially dry off.5 _* I! I" K$ ?4 B2 i# X4 h- K
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Fail to notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time.
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Admire wiener size in mirror again. 4 |0 H: f( f0 |% a2 O" ]( j5 G
6 z! p+ w( M; h, e8 ULeave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
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Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again. 6 h) K5 G! r8 b y
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Throw wet towel on bed. ) Y; l0 `8 ]$ Q% D6 e7 ?. |1 H5 w
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If there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this, there is something SO very wrong with you. |
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