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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN : 6 L8 A6 m, [. b2 r) y$ p
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Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.( q0 U. I( u9 T9 A* K# C. k% N
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Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. , W# t$ o: O' K6 U+ _$ X* Y
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.& C: N; s9 q/ R1 K
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Look at your womanly physique in the mirror -- $ P1 M. X2 Q, [) L$ j
make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.7 Z2 H: Y# u9 r
; r) J# ?+ B2 T }$ j. qGet in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
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Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
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Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
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Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..
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6 [ m S6 W* |! f6 g) g/ O% PWash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. + |' J2 p1 o7 Z, ~; k7 v
! n; K( }) x) j% H4 C7 \Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. 8 M; ]+ z" k* ~9 y% D0 ?
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Rinse conditioner off hair.: {; Q# E. e0 U9 x
$ B/ a! ~/ g+ AShave armpits and legs.7 |$ ? R% ~0 P! J! o7 e) Z
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Turn off shower.
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* _ R v4 @0 _" P9 O$ }Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
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Spray mold spots with Tilex. 4 o7 u8 \. H* q' S( g" d
: J8 U8 A) P- w; I u7 h1 X) hGet out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country.
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* R, ^6 d0 Y* `3 ?- j% NWrap hair in super absorbent towel. % A1 s, N7 T$ w, E( @5 g/ w
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Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
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- v% ?: o7 U" r9 i! U% G7 IHOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN: 3 M& N0 x. Q' z2 `
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Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
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, u$ W2 f1 S* UWalk naked to the bathroom.
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If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo sound. 4 f- @( R. w2 c9 ~1 b0 N% m; p) \
0 T' x$ G. h+ b" l! W4 J9 GLook at your manly physique in the mirror.
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Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt. * [" V* g& K: K2 u2 S3 J: C
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Get in the shower. Wash your face.Wash your armpits. 9 ?" ]/ x# z2 ~' d2 F/ Z
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Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off. , ?, V$ i7 ~6 T" m7 d
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Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. , F+ V. \( y' |# |' u/ c
. S4 K& y1 c- R$ x4 \Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
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Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap. ) g( j; C$ K/ P; e: X' T9 Z
' V% [% R2 h; c% E9 r+ Q& yWash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. y* n$ a; L C' ]+ i" _
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3 A2 D, M6 L1 K# c" h: R- H, q3 DRinse off and get out of shower. 9 x; s8 i& {, I0 j
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Partially dry off." Y" W$ y, d/ n4 ~
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Fail to notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time.
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% e6 ], s, h% D( UAdmire wiener size in mirror again.
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Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on. 7 y' X& i" {0 H9 R& M9 w/ g7 V
R! G J& R4 v' x9 qReturn to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.
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Throw wet towel on bed.
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5 Y/ v7 i& f) P9 |If there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this, there is something SO very wrong with you. |
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