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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN :
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Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
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Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. 2 [ H: _* ?3 e$ z" E
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. r4 A7 ^! f6 ~9 O
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Look at your womanly physique in the mirror -- 0 I5 n- g, S k% l
make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.$ t( ?9 {, C. W7 u$ W# Y& o
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Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. . t$ A4 U5 a5 h8 ?4 g
( [, h7 l/ L# m% ^" MWash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
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+ \) |' |1 Z7 @, K: h, e) KWash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
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Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced... j& G9 V) b) A
# }' f$ b7 F) CWash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
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Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
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Rinse conditioner off hair.
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$ H4 R- U; K# g/ `Shave armpits and legs.
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7 }9 P" f$ t! {( ]& R2 u. W' N* WTurn off shower.
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Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
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Spray mold spots with Tilex. * M- A5 B: f6 Z' m; h# M
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Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country.
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Wrap hair in super absorbent towel. 3 Q7 b) W; w8 Z/ c0 y& M; y% b6 Y
: z- D! N% g& j7 e3 g9 QReturn to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
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: g5 T4 V9 l2 j) DHOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN: 5 y/ X* k9 n; V! t9 }$ t3 E E+ k2 o
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Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
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# x0 w* }4 A uWalk naked to the bathroom.
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2 I7 E% c$ @6 |" NIf you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo sound. # n* F: s* P/ o. k, |$ i
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Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
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5 |9 k: h% T! w* Q" U8 zAdmire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.
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Get in the shower. Wash your face.Wash your armpits. 6 I! f+ \5 i: Y" ]' a! u! m/ Y; g
, i- ^: l" Y7 u& R6 _6 n# u# OBlow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off. 1 X# I, F- \. J" H3 x/ L/ X
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Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
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5 O3 o, ^. \/ L! kSpend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
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Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap. 2 Q$ ^3 e: o1 Y _! u0 X' A
9 |0 G3 K! W* m. p* T) m* D! }Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. v% D* R7 I" [
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! l8 }' g. f ?$ k: c/ sRinse off and get out of shower.
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Partially dry off.& Z3 \2 Y. u+ Z6 j! K* t
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Fail to notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time.
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Admire wiener size in mirror again. 3 e/ G; C5 {2 {% q, ~: x+ f% s9 y
/ o( \8 g! } T& E: ALeave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
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Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again. 5 [8 E a7 V [9 Z6 r
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Throw wet towel on bed.
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, F: B; U' w0 iIf there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this, there is something SO very wrong with you. |
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