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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN : 7 k% I1 H) ]. l3 _! v
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Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.* f6 `/ E+ [" X+ \
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Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. ! Z7 y; z; l2 c2 F1 s
. Q' K: O5 d% B, K) PIf you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.8 D: E [5 N/ n/ I5 O# x( _
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Look at your womanly physique in the mirror --
- [& c4 \+ F( K |5 A# Omake mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.; Q, q t3 [6 W8 z; B6 \8 k
- q6 |1 V, K! I ZGet in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. / x# K7 {& E9 J) \' u3 t5 Z
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Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
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Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
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Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..
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4 {9 }+ b8 E4 s7 qWash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. ( n1 G% o& V/ r3 D* R- x. B
! _0 o8 W3 d" C0 dWash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. s: ]! H0 Z& m) U( d# j7 Z& j
, R2 G5 R2 O* `# b7 g# NRinse conditioner off hair.
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4 c' W) U8 X8 h; f; @) iShave armpits and legs.
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Turn off shower.- s4 K: @, h9 _9 d
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Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.( v2 M# k. R5 f3 w
# }% Q( m' k3 I; LSpray mold spots with Tilex. * d( T9 C! H/ s! R O, y
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Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country.
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Wrap hair in super absorbent towel. & ^6 f- g9 l z5 |; A O. V
) t( w. L( o4 b% ]; y0 { xReturn to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. ' T' f y/ d* m8 C: F
3 {, |( E0 R, vIf you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. ) a2 U2 J3 m. J5 y( K- z" ]6 j
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& k6 p- o# Q7 XHOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN: * j0 ~( D' o. J5 a3 a0 i: r* _% G! Q
! }/ d$ M0 ~8 W) b! ^) wTake off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile. ; W8 b: |2 i; T6 p$ b4 X
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Walk naked to the bathroom.9 J0 J6 ~% w ~( l6 y% S
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If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo sound.
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Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
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8 u- D8 Z: O8 V1 }9 B3 C& JAdmire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt. ; c' X0 n" n. i: x5 i
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Get in the shower. Wash your face.Wash your armpits. 6 ] ~' ^9 d% \0 _: V. E
# a! G& z! y9 u( ~! g# J8 e. jBlow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off. 6 Y! k6 {+ r |# L" @2 M
2 g' I4 B$ z9 O- j. FFart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
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Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
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Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap. 7 L. q/ K- n% ~6 y2 k5 ` x
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Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
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Rinse off and get out of shower. % }2 @6 I2 ]- M6 [) d# q z( ]# J
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Partially dry off.
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# _' F4 Z7 m4 `; _0 w; G6 Y4 h' hFail to notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time. % c) n! ~- J) x6 p: @+ L
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Admire wiener size in mirror again. . F6 d' v: L l/ ^
- Z1 z# x# j, z0 ] ]8 PLeave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on. - B" T! T" o- l; c+ ?% ]% R9 f0 }" F
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Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.
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8 y: ~1 ^* f! ?8 \5 }6 C5 bThrow wet towel on bed.
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) i2 Z* L" n1 U$ V/ V* w4 HIf there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this, there is something SO very wrong with you. |
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